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Writer - The Minotaur at Calle Lanza. “Well, I had to pay my debt of joy to a world that was so often hostile to me.”

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1Sep 28, '23Cardi B talking about her love for FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt99.5×35.1M137k12k19k
2Sep 16, '23I didn’t understand why everyone was so excited about this video and then I watched it. Pure cinema. Absolutely perfect.63.9×22.5M179k14k21k
3Aug 1, '23We don’t truly appreciate how funny the world is43×15.2M112k11k4.9k
4Feb 10, '25She hasn’t moved like that since before the baby. Look what hate can do.40.5×14.3M497k26k12k
5May 7, '25The kids are cooked35.4×12.5M99k7.5k23k
6Sep 1, '25In the United States, childhood pranks are punishable by death19.9×7M100k7.6k2.7k
7Aug 8, '23Still don’t think I’ve ever seen self-sabotage like this before. She didn’t press charges and lied to protect him, and so he went on a strange campaign of trashing her in public, o18.5×6.5M61k11k1.6k
8Sep 18, '25So we basically have state controlled media18.5×6.5M249k22k4.6k
9Apr 3, '25One of the most disrespectful things I’ve ever seen in sports18.1×6.4M81k5.4k5.5k
10May 1, '25It’s Magic. It’s so good that no one calls him by his regular name.17.7×6.2M107k5.7k2.2k
11May 4, '24Meet the Grahams is a dark song. That’s not a song you replay.15×5.3M87k4.9k3.6k
12Aug 8, '24They don’t even look at their wives like this14.6×5.2M155k7.8k3.2k
13Sep 29, '23This is such a hilarious quote. Imagine giving birth and the doctor and nurses start booing your baby.14.6×5.1M54k5.6k525
14Jun 18, '25Just clutched my chest14.5×5.1M77k4.6k4.7k
15May 4, '24Whoever the mole is in Drake’s camp is right up there with Judas and Brutus14.5×5.1M119k16k4.7k
16Jan 19, '25No wonder ChatGPT took off. You guys don’t use your brains.13.9×4.9M159k14k3k
17Sep 15, '25Getting fired for quoting him directly. The fact that the American government and the media in this country have gone on an all-out suppression blitz for anyone who doesn’t praise 13.7×4.8M142k29k7.5k
18Mar 19, '25Gal Gadot is a hater’s dream. So many reasons to hate her. Not only is she extraordinarily bad at acting, she’s also a bad person. You could pick any reason to hate her and you’d b12.9×4.6M247k23k5k
19Mar 23, '25Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face12.2×4.3M223k20k6.4k
20Apr 20, '25Younger siblings don’t even pretend that they’re going to pay for anything when you go out12.1×4.3M72k8k2.6k
21Jul 21, '23Samuel L. Jackson said tax billionaires12×4.2M60k11k1.5k
22Jan 25, '25Billie Eilish just threw a chair across the room somewhere11.8×4.2M106k3k1.5k
23Jun 23, '24Megan Thee Stallion is too attractive. It’s distracting. You open her IG page and end up thinking about her for the rest of the day.11.6×4.1M56k7.3k1.3k
24Feb 10, '25Serena Williams crip walking to a song about you being a pedophile has to hurt existentially11.1×3.9M201k11k3k
25Feb 6, '23Having a choice between Beyonce or Bad Bunny and somehow giving it to Harry Styles is an incredible way to unite African Americans, the general African diaspora, Hispanics, and Lat11×3.9M61k7.1k959
26May 18, '25Is that a Crystal Palace shirt on the left?10.6×3.7M83k2.3k1.5k
27Aug 22, '25At least he embraces the supervillain aesthetic10.6×3.7M110k6.4k2.4k
28Aug 6, '23Metric system finally takes America down10.3×3.6M55k8k325
29Nov 1, '25Disrespectful to him10.3×3.6M155k10k2.4k
30Dec 29, '24Young Thug makes incredible love songs. He might be talking about your wife but his whole heart is in it.10.3×3.6M42k6k2.4k
31Aug 8, '23“Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they're doing…” is an incredible way to call a group of people stupid.10.1×3.6M62k12k1.6k
32Jan 28, '23Any Black person who has ever encountered Black cops could have told you that the representation angle was nonsense to begin with10.0×3.5M38k5k780
33Nov 9, '23I feel like we’re all learning so much about international politics, because who knew you could kill a bunch of journalists, and then openly state that you’re making a kill list of9.7×3.4M62k26k1.9k
34Dec 16, '20This is such an agonizing video8.9×0279k63k8.5k
35Oct 31, '23Harden and Westbrook back together at the lowest time in their careers like two people who made a pact to get married if they were still single at 407.8×2.8M49k4.9k612
36Jan 8, '24Equipment manager is locked in.7.5×2.6M47k2.2k206
37Jul 19, '24Whenever someone says they’re a child of immigrants, they should have to disclose whether we’re talking about like a child of asylum seekers or a child of the reason someone else h7.2×2.5M44k4.2k3.3k
38Apr 5, '25Jude Law spent his whole adult life trying to make the receding hairline hot, only for Walton Goggins to take the crown with his southern charm and big teeth. The game is so cold.7.1×2.5M47k1.9k1.9k
39Oct 22, '25He dresses like a scummy club owner in a Grand Theft Auto game6.6×2.3M56k3.8k992
40Jul 15, '25I’m reading sentences I never thought I’d read6.6×2.3M46k4.2k1.2k
41Oct 7, '25Everybody 30 and up:6.4×2.3M98k9.2k2k
42Oct 24, '25Five calls and a FaceTime at 8am. He plays the same way on and off the court. High volume shooter.6.4×2.3M51k4.3k2.9k
43Dec 4, '24Once again6.3×2.2M42k2.9k1.5k
44Jun 30, '25Holding the trans flag is such a good statement. I really appreciate that he’s just not backing down or compromising with people’s lives and freedoms.6.3×2.2M136k6.3k1.3k
45Jun 6, '24View post on X6.3×2.2M58k6.8k2.3k
46Nov 3, '24Voting for Jill Stein is such embarrassing shit. I honestly thought y’all were joking.6.2×2.2M68k3.7k928
47Nov 17, '25What other foreign country could a US mayor go to and declare that he served them without it being a scandal?5.9×2.1M92k12k3.1k
48Dec 19, '24Beautiful image of the police’s true function5.9×2.1M101k11k1.7k
49Feb 16, '25Best part about Mac McClung is that he looks like the main character in a movie about a white kid who gets a headband from Vince Carter that gives him superpowers5.3×1.9M65k5k1.3k
50Apr 17, '24Football will hardly give you direct joy from your team doing well. You must find it in rooting for the downfall of your enemies.5.2×1.8M57k15k2.8k
51Jul 14, '24England making it to the final just to lose for a second consecutive time. This is what happiness is. This is what football is all about. This is the beautiful game.5.0×1.8M62k12k1.1k
52Jun 30, '25The Republican playbook of getting into office, transferring an insane amount of wealth to rich people, and then blaming them next administration for the debt and income inequality4.9×1.7M93k11k3.6k
53Apr 24, '25Some day, hopefully, we’re going to confront how insane all of this is in favor of Israel.4.9×1.7M66k6.4k1.7k
54Jan 21, '24Not even a full four months. And still we’re being told that this is humane, moral, and necessary. A kind of evil and brutality that would be hard to imagine if it wasn’t real and 4.8×1.7M43k22k616
55Apr 8, '24We need to be ignoring work more to marvel at nature. This is what they took from us.4.2×1.5M54k8.2k1.2k
56May 6, '2547% of a city’s budget. This is a hostage situation, my God.4.0×1.4M54k6.4k1.5k
57Aug 21, '24Drake couldn’t have imagined this when he asked that short man to follow through4.0×1.4M45k3.5k1.6k
58Sep 9, '25Zack Fox is so unserious. The prompt was to draw Elon Musk.3.9×1.4M67k5k2.5k
59Nov 5, '25A lot of these rich people promised to leave NYC if Zohran won. And I’ll be waiting for them to keep their promise.3.8×1.3M114k10k1.2k
60Feb 5, '25The CIA being overthrown by a far right-wing government would at least be funny. They must feel like they’re in a twilight zone episode right now.3.6×1.3M65k4.2k2.7k
61Jul 9, '24So the only thing it was used for was for IDF soldiers to hide in aid trucks and kill hundreds of Palestinians?3.5×1.2M41k12k977
62Nov 5, '25Funny because Sliwa won his primary and Cuomo did not.3.5×1.2M81k3.8k892
63May 30, '20It's shit like this that makes it even more annoying when people try to save the "purity" of the protests by arguing that they're peaceful. The police and the state have no problem3.5×0110k33k1.5k
64Apr 4, '17"Kendall please! Give him a Pepsi!"3.4×086k44k24
65Dec 27, '21This is how Gatsby got shot3.3×0141k14k998
66Mar 26, '25So unsettling and evil to just kill an apartment full of people and talk about it in a group chat like it was just nothing. Human lives made so completely abstract that they’re eve3.2×1.1M77k9.6k2.4k
67Aug 21, '17Don't talk to me like I'm the same person from before the eclipse3.2×090k37k5
68Mar 28, '22That's why he got sent to Bel-Air in the first place. Shit like that.3.1×0121k17k904
69Feb 11, '25I’ve truly enjoyed listening to him explain his protest as a clear moral and religious act, a necessary action that stands so far apart from all the constant bickering and handwrin3.1×1.1M53k9.1k2.6k
70Oct 4, '20I will never stop laughing at Maguire pulling down his own teammate when Shaw was about to clear the ball3.0×091k22k1.2k
71Aug 8, '24Europe continuing its proud history of spreading diseases to the rest of the world3.0×1.1M45k10k521
72May 20, '22This is terrible advice3.0×0123k14k566
73Mar 15, '21Megan thee Stallion really had Ben Shapiro admitting that his wife is never aroused by him. We should never forget that.2.9×0126k11k1.2k
74Jul 25, '25The teenagers and adults also don’t deserve to be bombed and starved. You can also say that. We don’t need to accept the framing that they are guilty by age.2.9×1M81k16k1.1k
75Jan 2, '25Sorry, I’m still laughing at the NYT reasoning that having Palestinian reporters writing about Palestine/Israel would be too biased, while their actual Middle East reporter is a fo2.9×1M47k8.7k1.5k
76Oct 23, '25Wemby in the summer while everyone else was doing regular training2.9×1M72k4.8k1.5k
77Jun 24, '22Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity2.8×0109k16k868
78Nov 1, '22I love this video so much. Such a sad day.2.7×092k17k4.2k
79Feb 11, '25I may be a bad Catholic but at least the Pope has never written a letter where he reserves space to call me stupid2.6×921k60k4k1.2k
80Nov 3, '22Visiting a friend in Manhattan2.6×0117k6.8k1.1k
81Jan 2, '19The British in 1867:2.4×082k20k421
82Nov 25, '24Lawyer I — Lawyer I — Lawyer ahh, wait a second2.3×815k45k4.5k1.6k
83Sep 11, '22The public mourning during 9/11 is even more curious after the last few years where thousands of people died each day and instead of that being a great tragedy as well, there were 1.9×070k14k1k
84Jun 5, '17Life really does come at you fast1.8×054k19k0
85Jan 9, '22Colts fans booed Andrew Luck and God punished them by giving them Carson Wentz1.7×075k6.9k211
86Sep 15, '21"Are you coming out tonight?"1.7×072k6.4k948
87Jun 9, '18I just want to remind y'all that no one had the sauce like Ronaldinho1.7×043k20k254
88May 22, '18Not if you're ahead of your time1.6×050k17k113
89Feb 27, '20The coronavirus means that now I can really start dressing1.6×057k12k357
90Oct 2, '20It's always insufferable when people see the true test of their kindness as extending public sympathy for the worst people who have spent their time on earth being cruel to others1.6×056k11k646
91Jun 24, '20I remember the condescending comments during the Popeye's sandwich thing about how black people don't go out to vote but would line up for food. Which is ironic because it was stil1.5×043k18k249
92Jun 25, '25Zohran was polling at 3% and was in the streets talking to people and selling himself because he recognized that people seeing you and how much you care matters, and the outlets an1.5×526k43k2.1k1k
93May 4, '20Jerry Krause: *Likes sunshine* Michael Jordan: "Fuck sunshine. I'll destroy the sun right now."1.5×058k8.5k397
94May 2, '20People at the bar: "Sing us a song, Billy" Billy Joel, for the next five minutes: "Look at all these miserable fucking people, who are drinking to forget about their sad lives"1.3×054k6.1k484
95Sep 8, '22This is one of those fascinating times when you see the difference between people who think of monarchs and colonialism are part of some fantasy world, like Disney stories, and tho1.3×046k9.1k1.2k
96May 6, '19Gendry really proposed after one night of sex. He might as well jump on the next Drake song with that attitude.1.3×048k7.9k170
97Dec 4, '22Haven’t seen this kind of romance since Meg Ryan was dominating romantic comedies1.2×051k3.7k1.7k
98Jun 30, '22Usher saw these new male singers struggling and decided to embarrass them even more1.1×041k7.2k441
99Jun 3, '20Friends meeting up at the protests1.1×039k7.7k402
100Jul 2, '21I'm sorry. 60,000?1.0×040k5.1k324
101Oct 22, '17Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"0.1×03.5k903680

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