🍉Archesuchus🪶

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I am a critter who aspires to work with scientists to produce paleoart and a spike of eerie content & storytelling. Discord -

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1Sep 22, '23Our dog has been barking and scratching up our back door every night. He has been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to find the issue. I snapped a flash pic of the b1795×42.1M110k11k18k
2Mar 6, '25Ever see a post that makes you stop dead in your tracks?514×12M432k26k17k
3Nov 21, '24North Sentinel Island is so fascinating to me not only because of the people who live there, but the Island also gets my imagination running wild with all the fascinating endemic s315×7.4M139k3.7k12k
4Sep 23, '23Update. Okay I took my dog out and we heard the animal. I tried to get a recording of it and captured the creature’s voice. It sounds like this. Additionally in this pic you can se294×6.9M20k1k3.8k
5Jun 29, '25So does this mean cats pass the mirror test but don't care enough to make it obvious to us.229×5.4M156k4.8k11k
6Aug 23, '24Crocodilian faces are packed full of sensory organs so this hurts like hell for them, stop liking blatant animal cruelty it's not funny. :( Also, just saying, I bet if this was sea169×4M65k6.1k2.5k
7Oct 12, '23Why did it do that, bc they literally can’t taste sweet things.152×3.6M43k1.1k1.6k
8Nov 21, '24Saw this in the bathroom and it made me smile142×3.3M288k14k9.6k
9Dec 6, '24Sleeping through this night136×3.2M206k7.3k6.6k
10Sep 22, '23Update on this animal. I am having a garage sale and one of my neighbors came over with his kids. I talked to them about the weird animal and they have actually seen it too, one of135×3.2M7.2k330365
11Dec 20, '23I think we’re forgetting something133×3.1M65k3.9k1.3k
12Jul 8, '25These are the types of weapons they gave you in really old Minecraft mods.116×2.7M121k3.6k3.2k
13Dec 19, '24"Skylanders of the water element are stronger in this zone." Gill Grunt:115×2.7M79k6.1k6.5k
16Jul 13, '25This is so embarrassing, it looks as good as it is morally acceptable. Please don't do this to my artwork.97.7×2.3M56k2.2k3.3k
18Nov 20, '24Mogged89.2×2.1M103k5.7k4.3k
20Feb 21, '24There’s a beauty to this video that I can’t fully put into words. An animal pigeonholed as a monster, peacefully hugging her children in a hundred protective arms.77.7×1.8M55k5.6k5.9k
21Nov 17, '23The education system needs more animal science in it because not knowing what a tick is, that’s uhhh, pretty concerning.💀66×1.5M53k3.3k641
24Jan 24, '24Thread of my real life pokemon type evolutions: numbat - thylacine57.9×1.4M19k1.8k3.1k
25Jan 19, '24I think a grizzly bear should maul you to death actually.57.4×1.3M65k2.7k760
28Aug 30, '25Vance and Trump rn:56×1.3M84k4.2k2.6k
29Nov 2, '25What is this? Should I throw it away?55×1.3M39k2.8k3.6k
32Jan 9, '24Pisses me off that a stupid blank picture with nothing about it gets so many likes.44.1×1M43k1.9k754
33Jul 13, '25Don't turn around brother40.3×946k46k2.2k2.3k
34Oct 26, '24This is better38×890k8.1k711414
35Sep 25, '23Holy fucking shit, I didn’t expect to be hit with a tidal wave of positivity! I’m so glad that you all are enjoying my work though! Thank you all so very much for your support and 37.7×884k27k1k637
36Dec 2, '23Oh my god what a vile creature! The dinosaurs are cool though, love them weird birds! 💕37.6×883k50k3.9k1k
39Feb 28, '24This is unironically terrifying33.3×780k19k1.3k2.6k
40Jan 19, '24Analog horror fans are shitting their pants rn28.9×678k32k2.4k1.1k
41Nov 4, '24I saw over 7 squirrels that were hit by cars on the way to school this morning.27.7×650k28k832391
42Jan 10, '24So my brother was looking for shells and he was scared of one. He showed me and I followed him along to humor him and I genuinely do not know what this is, it is creepy. Anyone kno27×634k7.5k7611.6k
43Apr 2, '25Hey guys don't do what I did and try to hold your pet viper. 💔 It cost me a finger and 205,675 dollars.26.8×629k18k300892
44Sep 25, '23Animal update, a normal animal, here is the buck deer and it’s trying to get into my house, I am genuinely so confused is it asking to get targeted??25×586k5.5k283490
45Feb 24, '24i don’t understand why stuff like this can’t just be officially in the vanilla game, what is Microsoft even doing???23.3×547k14k672679
47Sep 18, '25imagine getting a text notifying you that your mother was killed in a car accident while Cool Mario is thugging out in your face.19.7×462k30k2.4k2k
48Jul 4, '24Bro casually owns a lost species.19.3×453k33k1k1.1k
49Feb 2, '24I think the punishment for rape should be the removal of the eyes and the balls on top of jail time18.5×433k22k3k435
50Jul 10, '24You folks won't believe this. I'm boondocking in my van, alone in Yellowstone and I just saw TWO thylacines. It's crazy foggy right now so the pics are cruddy but, good lord, this 18.2×427k7.7k4611.4k
52Apr 12, '25I made a bug house!16.7×392k37k2.6k2.7k
53Sep 24, '23Animal Update. So my neighbor’s screened in porch is trashed and there is just the weirdest looking animal thing in their. It saw me but it isn’t doing anything really, seems shy. 16.2×381k6.7k327252
54Dec 18, '23“Wow this fossil has nearly all the soft tissue preserved! It is stunningly beautiful and a testament to the glory of the natural world..” 💖💖💖 The fossil:15.7×369k24k1.6k506
55Sep 27, '23I’m super curious abt this. (Also the pose or body is up to whoever wants to give this a try.)15.5×364k4.4k314462
56May 17, '24OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS PHOTO EVIDENCE OF A REAL THYLACINE!!!14.8×348k9.3k390813
57Jan 5, '24Fuckass idiot.14×328k18k1k315
58Jul 6, '24Imagine if she was quietly chasing you through a sparse pine forest with overcast weather and a slight drizzle. For every dozen panicked steps you take to get away, she only takes 13.7×320k13k1.2k1k
59Apr 27, '25The decline was heartbreaking12×282k9.4k381776
60May 1, '24As an actual satanist, this isn't a thing.11.5×271k14k522220
61Sep 20, '23There’s some big angry bird(?) thing in my kitchen rn what should I do to get it out? No idea what it is! (The kids are terrified of it)11.3×265k8.6k1.3k345
62Apr 9, '25So did we just forget about the pyrenean ibex? The first ACTUAL de-extinction.11.3×264k26k1.2k1.9k
63Jul 19, '25Getting stuck in prop hunt10.8×253k25k681241
64Feb 13, '24Zombie apocalypses are stupid imo because they would very quickly be put down by nature itself, unless it’s some supernatural junk, they’re gonna end instantly on our geologic time10.8×252k4.5k330344
65Mar 9, '25I'M WAITING10.7×252k11k1.4k859
67Dec 13, '23She has to know what cruelty is in order to perform it, idiot.9.7×228k7.4k338254
68Apr 16, '25We'd do the same to you.9.6×225k6.9k475520
69Nov 9, '23New feather method is slow, but the results have been extremely promising, this is gonna be a good one. 💪🪶 #paleoart9.3×217k8.4k779439
73May 9, '24Pitbull inbreeding insta fan:7.2×168k9.2k960438
74Dec 14, '23Maybe if the bible had this in it I’d listen7.0×165k11k777353
76Jun 30, '25I hate to burst your bubble but no, many species have the guys living in the shadow of the ladies.6.5×153k6.6k436395
77Jan 22, '24OH MY FUCKING GOD YES YES YES YES YES!!! 💀💀💀6.3×147k4.5k243220
78Jan 28, '24dude, I better not get shot wearing this6.2×146k4.8k258556
79May 8, '24Horses like to be tickled apparently😭6.1×144k7.1k374482
80Nov 22, '24Arthropods and primitive plants: "It sure it nice up here without those smelly fish!" The conniving and dreadful Tiktaalik:5.5×129k7k810733
81Sep 9, '24This is kinda psychopathic right? Just me?5.4×128k4.2k162136
82Oct 5, '23I really want both of their POVs5.3×125k6k460142
84Jan 20, '25Mine's literally a supernatural anomaly, and bigger.4.7×110k8.8k564595
85Oct 19, '25Which pupils are creepier? Dilated or constricted, and why?4.5×104k4.6k244438
86May 14, '24You fucking fool4.4×104k5.2k358182
87Sep 18, '25Made a mantis in Spore4.1×96k6.2k425213
88Nov 19, '24I made this thing in a fugue state3.9×91k5.8k309294
89Aug 22, '24Some dino builds on the Minecraft Server. Can u name the animals here?3.8×89k5.5k476727
90May 26, '24View post on X3.5×83k4.3k415272
91Dec 12, '24It's still this image, and that's probably not going to change anytime soon.3.5×81k5.6k348338
92May 17, '24Well I tamed it with some raw wallaby meat after about 9 left-clicks, name ideas?3.2×76k4.5k274184
93Aug 3, '25"Bad pterosaur, you sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"2.9×68k5.4k374236
94Jan 13, '25I just peaked at art2.9×67k8.6k250254
95Oct 17, '25I like these a lot2.8×65k6.3k407301
96Aug 24, '24View post on X2.7×63k5.5k28091
97Feb 12, '25Many years ago I put an alligator head on an Archaeopteryx plushie and called it Archesuchus.2.7×63k4.9k264289

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