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Sam Neill

@TwoPaddocks432k followers

Proprietor of TwoPaddocks - in the cheering up business since 1993. Also seen acting on occasion.

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1Jan 19, '23#PrimeMinister @jacindaardern resigned today. I am not surprised nor do I blame her. Her treatment, the pile on, in the last few months has been disgraceful and embarrassing. All t31.9×4.2M54k5.2k216
2Jan 4, '18Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.18.8×0135k24k3.9k
3Sep 2, '20This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .18.3×0147k17k2.1k
4Jun 26, '17Brexit simplified.11.3×055k28k11
5Dec 30, '19When the world seems close to pear shaped, When leaders fill you with despair When things look dark and dreary And love seems far too rare - CUDDLE A DUCK [ It works ...]10.5×069k14k3.6k
6Sep 7, '20I Remember You #JeffGoldblum7.4×051k8.5k1k
7May 23, '20HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this pr6.4×040k8.6k1.5k
8Apr 3, '21JEFF GOLDBLUM spotted with cheap Tour Guide in Sydney yesterday .5.9×054k2.2k138
9Oct 23, '17Man behind the Car Rental desk Honolulu airport asked us if we wanted to try "The Jurassic Experience". I said nothing.4.9×033k7.6k6
10Aug 4, '20Hello old friend. #JurassicWorld #JurassicPark ⁦@LauraDern⁩ #JeffGoldblum ⁦@BryceDHoward⁩ ⁦@prattprattpratt⁩ ⁦@amblin⁩ ⁦@colintrevorrow⁩4.8×036k4.7k121
11Sep 26, '19This is indeed so.4.6×038k3.3k65
12Mar 6, '22That’s when hostilities began .4.3×035k3.9k248
13Jun 22, '19Flight CH002. Charlie just walks/runs/swims normally , and then this weekend- majestic flight over ice TWICE4.2×035k2.6k310
14Sep 15, '17People still worried about the conditioner I was using 2016? Relax. I am now using recycled frying oil from McDonalds w excellent results4.1×027k6.5k4
15Sep 10, '21My old friend…4.0×035k2.1k413
16Oct 31, '20Every day on set with #SeanConnery was an object lesson in how to act on screen. But all that charisma and power- that was utterly unique to Sean . RIP that great man , that great 3.9×032k3.4k93
17Dec 21, '19Australia. This is the road between Canberra and the Coast I think yesterday. The idea that it is somehow not right 'to talk about #ClimateChange at this difficult time' is frankly3.9×021k8.5k128
18Mar 20, '20SELF ISOLATION . Thought I’d pick up a uke after all this time and sing something cheerful. I can only apologise ...3.9×026k3.9k397
19Jan 27, '19So The Pig and I do our stretching routine together these mornings; we take turns while the other coaches. Here we demonstrate the "Upward Facing Dog". Or "The Cobra" to the Pig. [3.6×027k4.1k132
20Jun 7, '19I have two brand new BEAUTIFUL identical twin granddaughters , Molly and Poppy . Wow.3.6×033k72721
21Oct 21, '18I'd like to nominate my duck as the next Leader of the Free World . Are you with me ?3.4×026k2.9k28
22Aug 22, '20HEARTSORE today. My dear little friend Charlie the Duck died this week, in my absence. I am v sad. Such an affectionate little thing and I was very fond of her . A fair age for a d3.3×029k1.2k141
23Jul 16, '22No wonder ⁦@melissamccarthy⁩ and I get mistaken for #CateBlanchett and ⁦@AnthonyHopkins⁩ all the time . Dead ringers . Only this morning someone yelled ‘Oy Hannibal! Why’d you eat 3.3×030k1.5k168
24Jun 22, '19My duck Charlie was wanting to say hello this morning, but met a barrier of ice. A major hurdle. Then something very surprising happened ...3.3×027k2.7k223
25Apr 15, '19When a duck understands everything you say.3.3×023k3.4k1.2k
26Aug 2, '20Hold onto your hats- gettin' my old one back on this week , and facing off dinosaurs once again. Best yet .Excited and terrified- these things will kill ya. With @LauraDern @BryceD3.1×023k3k61
27Jun 9, '21Here we go !3.0×023k3.1k108
28Jul 30, '18Oh well.2.9×021k3.5k42
29Feb 23, '23They tell me everything. I don’t tell them everything; they are way too chatty to keep a secret .2.9×374k9.3k35350
30Aug 31, '21Turn your back for a minute , next thing you know the courgette is a 2 ton truck .2.8×026k78467
31Jan 26, '19Singing With Pigs. My old pig friend is always up for a duet . Its more his kind of song really . Took me years to learn Pigsong . It's paid off bigtime.2.8×020k3k792
32Feb 5, '21Being a grandfather is about the best thing there is ...2.8×027k48947
33Sep 1, '22A Man and his Pig. The problem with pets is that we just get more and more alike. He is just too damn handsome for his own good .2.8×025k1.4k273
34Feb 19, '18We've been reading #FireAndFury - Inside The #Trump White House. I'm like - OMG. Pig's like - LOL #MillenialPig2.7×020k3.3k1
35Feb 8, '20TODAY'S POEM When things are really crappy, It's best to cuddle a duck, When life seems far from happy, It's best not to give a great deal of over-thinking to the present unpropiti2.6×019k3.1k164
36Jul 24, '21We are in SO MUCH TROUBLE. Sorry . Sorry . Accident . Wasn’t me. Sorry2.6×024k86695
37Mar 28, '20DON’T BE FRIGHTENED! Here’s a little light entertainment to ease your mind if you’re in #LockdownForLove #CoronaLockdown #WeWillPrevail . Ease your mind for a moment - breathe out 2.6×015k3.3k296
38Mar 19, '20SELF ISOLATION . What to do ? This made me feel real good . Ah ... the little things #COVID20192.5×018k2.3k200
39Oct 24, '19Did I mention,delighted to be working with these old friends again? It's a dinosaur movie. I am unable to confirm whether Jeff will be taking his shirt off again, sorry. I'm a lot 2.4×018k2.7k54
40Feb 9, '19And then a happy reunion with that lovely pal of mine @LauraDern . Ok , a @JurassicPark flashback if you absolutely insist .2.4×018k2.4k45
41Apr 16, '21Goodbye .Devastated my friend #HelenMcCrory died today . That brilliant woman- the greatest of actors. I so loved our time on #PeakyBlinders . She was witty , kind , skilled . Riot2.3×021k1.1k46
42Apr 29, '22The day @TaikaWaititi stole my grapes. Made the mistake of filming his own crimes . Rookie Error2.3×020k1k412
43Jan 31, '20Angelica and I have been hanging out this week , chatting about stuff mostly . And going for walks . He’s pretty chilled about world events right now . Stays off the internet .2.1×019k1.2k79
44Jul 29, '21Popularity .2.1×017k1.2k115
45Apr 10, '19Been there, done it . #EventHorizon #BlackHole2.0×014k2.7k29
46Jul 26, '20In spite of it all...the chaos, the lack of any good leadership most everywhere, the divisiveness , the anxiety , the rising nastiness , this virus - decency & humanity will pr1.9×016k1.4k49
47Sep 12, '20Ladies and Gentlemen! On keyboards Mr Nimbleknuckles himself- Mr #JeffGoldblum ! And on BVs - A.N.Other. Expect Tour in 2031 . #JurassicWorld day off. #LoungeGoldblum . Missing- ⁦@1.8×013k2.1k237
48Aug 8, '20Not my pig . Not my bag and laptop. Not me.1.8×015k90786
49Feb 10, '20Walking The Pig. Angelica and I like a walk when it’s fine . Also today was #Oscar2020 day , and they’re a bit funny about inviting pigs, so a stroll was just the ticket. And there1.7×014k1k157
50Aug 19, '20Not surprised .1.7×014k1.5k48
51Jul 2, '19LIFE IN THE CITY Coming out of my local with a coffee this morning , a bloke with a dog yells "Are you an Actor ?' "Yes' I say. "Who are you then ? " he says "Hugo Weaving" I reply1.6×014k99622
52Mar 15, '19#Christchurch.This beyond grotesque horrific white supremacist terrorist crime in OUR, YOUR little country. With love and heartbreak to the Muslim community of Aotearoa, we are wit1.6×012k1.9k8
53Aug 5, '20Hello old friend. ⁦@LauraDern⁩ #JurassicPark #JurassicWorld #JurassicWorldDominion ⁦@BryceDHoward⁩ ⁦@prattprattpratt⁩ ⁦@colintrevorrow⁩ #DeWandaWise #JeffGoldblum #Dinosaurs #megaf1.6×012k1.5k37
54Sep 18, '20I do not condone this at all, BUT it really made me laugh .1.5×012k1.6k304
55Aug 18, '17Massage and a glass of wine.1.5×09.3k2.3k186
56Sep 7, '18Back home with Charlie.1.5×013k1.1k33
57Feb 20, '20Tough day at the office c.2000. #JP3 Back soon with @prattprattpratt @BryceDHoward @LauraDern #JeffGoldblum Note to self- this time pack iodine, bandages, spare hat, sunscreen etc 1.5×012k1.3k34
58Sep 7, '20Another #JamWithJeff . Hers the thing- #JeffGoldblum flatly refuses to rehearse. So every time is the first time.1.5×011k1.5k220
59Sep 5, '20A little Love to take your mind off things.1.5×09.9k1.5k269
60Sep 8, '19That's when I became aware of a strange presence behind me. @TaikaWaititi #TIFF20191.5×013k72728
61Aug 26, '21OUTRAGE! So signing this ⁦@LEGO_Group⁩ box for charity today. And I see beside each model a shot of the actor. Cool. Jeff ! Laura! But instead beside Alan Grant figure there’s a … 1.4×012k1k119
62Jul 26, '21Hello , from the pond .1.4×014k34817
63Jul 19, '19Seriously? You are actually giving this crazy batshit stuff oxygen ? Its grossly insulting to NASA , those extraordinarily brave astronauts etc that you even give any of this any d1.4×011k1.4k31
64Jul 17, '22Massive cuteness overload . Another little sow kune kune pig arrived yesterday. Thinking of a name for her . Suggestions welcome . Front runner so far - Bryan .1.4×011k40354
65Jun 4, '18Years of training . Years.1.4×010k1.9k39
66May 22, '19Finally, after all these years I have had to get reading glasses. Remarkably effective- not only can I read without squinting at arms length , they make me look at least 10% braini1.4×012k38419
67May 25, '20She is just great.1.4×011k94655
68Sep 10, '21My old friend …1.4×012k715175
69Apr 26, '19My grandson . Hilarious . Great kid . Don't worry ...picks himself up, laughs and back into it .1.4×012k77496
70Sep 14, '20Phew . Just checked . Made the Guardian #birthday list . Obviously not dead yet .1.3×011k26510
71Mar 27, '19This is what FRIENDSHIP looks like. Today. Front paddock.1.3×010k1.2k53
72Jun 17, '18My sheep are wondering how you're doing , all things considered ?1.3×011k1.1k12
73Mar 29, '20HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? I’m sending all of you my best ... just a few words of support - and talking about BIRDS ... and how much pleasure I get from them ... well, more fulsomely on1.3×09.3k99375
74Jan 1, '19SWEDEN ! I have strapped on my body armor, renewed my courage, got my evils back, and am braced once again to Sweden's MOST HATED. And this year I WILL WIN . #HappyNewYear2019 #Iva1.2×08.9k1.4k25
75Mar 11, '21Today I was mistaken for someone called Sam Neill ⁦@ACMI⁩ . So I got my own t-shirt to clear up any confusion . I hope we are clear now. ⁦@LauraDern⁩1.2×011k59936
76Sep 9, '20I am easily pleased, but this is riveting. Watch the red balloon ...1.2×09.4k1.3k152
77May 2, '21Took a portrait of a beautiful apple from my garden . Then I ate it . Such is life .1.2×011k29124
78Jan 5, '18The responsibility is killing me. Bill.1.2×010k1k1
79Aug 10, '18Yesterday. A man and his pet duck. Or possibly - Yesterday . A duck and his pet man .@charliepick1.2×09.7k8357
80Nov 19, '21My brand new grandson Nhalo and I agree on pretty much everything . When it comes to discussion though , he generally likes me to do the talking . #politics #Mum #Art #Movies #vax 1.1×011k20111
81Jul 17, '21Yesterday my grandson drew this unnecessarily cruel and completely accurate portrait of me . Apart from my left ear , which is slightly bigger in life, he has me down . Dammit.1.1×011k19519
82Oct 22, '22Happy Birthday #JeffGoldblum . Great bloke , lousy dresser , cool musician . I love him so much i could ALMOST kiss his ear .1.1×09.9k67570
83Jun 25, '20Failed my Mature Model audition - my pointing at imaginary taxis was rated very poorly . Gutted .1.1×010k31926
84Jan 7, '22What an actor. What a life. What a man . The great #SidneyPoitier RIP1.1×09.9k59420
85Jan 20, '18This was modeled from life. Three days posing for the sculptor , and they still forgot to give me a mouth.1.1×08.3k1.3k0
86Oct 23, '21It’s #JeffGoldblum ‘s birthday! Happy Birthday Jeff ! From me and my little mantle piece #AlanGrant #Jurassic avatar. How does it feel to be - what are you - 49 already ? #JeffGold1.1×09.6k60332
87May 24, '19We don't really talk much at breakfast.1.1×09.2k68043
88Mar 23, '21HELENA BONHAM CARTER had another calf this week . She is prodigious .1.0×09.9k28720
89Sep 25, '20A little fresh air , a glass of something and a deep breath . Half an hour before our premiere in New Zealand. #huntforthewilderpeople #watchwiththeacademy1.0×09.9k29418
90Jul 4, '21HANGING WITH OMAR. Seen #Lupin on #Netflix yet ? You should - superb , with the great ⁦@OmarSy⁩ . Omar is in the new #Jurassic next year . Is he standing on a box here ? I’d SWEAR 1.0×09.3k46423
91Nov 6, '20Beautiful sunrise here this morning. Almost felt like the planet was telling us something, the world was suddenly optimistic. #newdawn #NewDay1.0×09.2k47222
92Apr 12, '20PORTRAITS . Hope you’re finding productive stuff to do . I’m currently concentrating on hyperrealism / post post-modernist portraits- today of @TaikaWaititi & @stephenfry1.0×08.5k59266
93May 3, '18Had a chat with a kangaroo today. They're very good listeners.1.0×08.4k7390
94Mar 5, '22My Dinner Dates tonight. ⁦@LauraDern⁩ #IKnittedJeff’sTop #JurassicWorldDominion is EPIC by the way ⁦@prattprattpratt⁩ ⁦@BryceDHoward⁩ #DewandaWise #MamoudouAthie1.0×08.9k53346
95Jul 28, '19Bryan Brown bought lunch today .1.0×08.9k2126
96Sep 12, '21My thanks .1.0×08.6k50563
97Jul 21, '20Bit worried about my duck Charlie Pickering . It’s winter back home , and he’s visibly slowing down apparently . Pretty old for a duck . I hope he’s still around when I get home . 0.9×08.5k22925

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