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Tim Dillon

@TimJDillon957k followers

Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️

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1Nov 4, '25It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental he26.4×5.9M25k1.3k1k
2May 17, '25New episode out now.13.6×3M28k2.4k2.6k
3Sep 14, '23Just got married. Homosexuality was a phase.11.6×2.6M22k537419
4Dec 16, '24View post on X10×2.2M28k1.7k1k
5Aug 1, '20Trump is reportedly banning TikTok so if you want to watch 16 year olds dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.9.5×0150k28k655
6Sep 19, '2410/1 we take America back to the toilet. Tim Dillon: This is Your Country premieres October 1 only on @netflix6.5×1.5M21k2k2.2k
7Sep 4, '25Fun with @joerogan5.6×1.3M24k2.9k3.5k
8Dec 20, '24My friend started a podcast so I had him on mine to help him build his following.5.5×1.2M36k936279
9Oct 25, '24Episode out tomorrow5.4×1.2M35k1.5k455
10Sep 17, '21We’re in a South Park episode.5.1×089k11k830
11Dec 9, '21There have been more articles about Joe Rogan’s podcast than the biggest human trafficking trial in history.4.3×073k11k256
12Jul 15, '24Today 9am EST3.8×858k21k724392
13Jul 13, '24Pray for the recovery of the President elect.3.6×807k20k850207
14Feb 24, '22Maybe the enemies are China and Russia and not your neighbor who thinks slightly differently than you.3.5×056k8.9k283
15Feb 8, '22I respect the press.3.2×059k5.2k376
16Feb 5, '22It’s a political hatchet job. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes. The debate about the vaccine has been over. UK just opened no restrictions. They don’t want him on the air for the n3.2×053k8.2k355
17Jan 12, '22I think Biden is doing a great job. I don’t think people need food or money.3.1×057k5.4k172
18Aug 31, '21Removing custody from a mother because she’s unvaccinated is a police state. There is no other way to say it. The fact that doesn’t disturb more people is insane.3.0×049k8.7k193
19May 13There’s always a deal to be made.3.0×662k10k9021.5k
20Jul 23, '24Kim Cheatle please respond to our request for you to have a picnic with me on the sloped roof. Would be good for America2.9×640k23k1.3k253
21Jun 6, '24We negotiated a ceasefire.2.9×638k22k716187
22Sep 30, '21There is not one child in America that wants to be Salt Bae. Not one.2.8×057k2.6k122
23Feb 12, '22I am in Ukraine right now figuring it out. Stand by.2.7×053k2.7k101
24Jan 30, '22Jesus this @ggreenwald piece is brutally accurate.2.7×040k8.3k771
25Nov 14, '21In the most vaxxed places on earth and the most vaxxed states in America Covid cases are rising. Yet it is still heresy to question the strategy or talk about alternative treatment2.6×043k6.8k454
26Jul 23, '21Man this is crazy. NBC Employee fired after hot mic incident at Olympics. #OlympicGames2.5×035k6.5k1.2k
27Feb 17, '22Now to review: the government banning people on social media, freezing their bank accounts, getting their friends in the media to dox them, and convincing everyone this is for the 2.4×040k6.5k255
28Oct 28, '21Sweet Baby Rays is good. He’s trying to be a human. He doesn’t know it goes on the food.2.3×045k3.4k229
29Feb 1, '22Nice of the media to take a break from starting a war in the Ukraine to defame a podcaster for a week straight before going back to telling everyone why they should need permission2.2×039k4.8k166
30Feb 19, '22Human traffickers who pimped kids to rich politicians really get sad in jail huh?2.1×039k3.9k138
31Oct 19, '19When other people were “little girls” they were on a plane with your husband.2.1×034k5.6k162
32Oct 29, '21I’m on the 5th booster watching Tiger King 4. Ellen is President. The camps are for our own good. I’m excited about our day of sun next week. Everything is good.2.1×037k4.5k213
33Nov 14, '21There were a hundred ways to do this sketch and have it be funny. The show now is just lazy mediocre hacks.2.1×039k2.2k665
34Oct 31, '21FULL LEAKED AUDIO FROM SOUTHWEST PILOT!!!2.0×030k4.9k974
35Dec 4, '21The year is 2030. I am the night manager at an NFT warehouse. School has been abolished. Children mine crypto day and night. Work is good. I am happy. On God.2.0×036k3k192
36Dec 2, '20I don’t think it’s beyond reasonable to ask mayors and governors who violate their own lockdown orders to resign.1.9×033k4k41
37Feb 5, '22The CIA will be deleting their black site torture playlist from Spotify.1.9×035k3.2k85
38Jun 15, '21California is open today. Somewhere an aspiring influencer is getting on a plane from Virginia. They have the dream. They have the abs. They hate hate and love love. They have a 5t1.8×034k2.5k127
39Dec 31, '21New Years 2024 “President Jake Paul has lifted the quarantine. Spirits are high. The NFT of Biden’s podium stroke has just sold for 2 million dollars. Chic Fil A is accepting safem1.8×031k3.5k188
40Oct 25, '21If I died my hair pink I could have 3 blocks of Portland under my control by tonight.1.7×034k2k88
41Oct 6, '20If Trump just shook Covid in 48 hours with a diet of McDonalds and speed we should start considering the uncomfortable truth that he is the risen Christ.1.6×030k2.9k124
42Feb 5, '22Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.1.6×030k1.9k52
43Apr 19, '20I just saw two people not social distancing so I hit them with my car. This isn’t a game.1.6×030k2.9k76
44Feb 1, '22The media has 0 problem with Julian Assange being tortured to death publicly but thinks a mention of ivermectin constitutes a threat to National Security.1.6×027k3.8k149
45Feb 20, '22Is this China or Russia?1.6×025k3.7k512
46Sep 28, '21My friends son just tested positive for Covid. He’s in second grade. They just executed him in front of his class.1.5×028k2.5k136
47Feb 24, '22HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1.5×028k2.5k445
48Feb 7, '22What’s great about what’s considered liberal now: war with Russia, unquestioning loyalty to pharmaceutical companies, reverence for the FBI and CIA and all of their honest work. Th1.5×025k3.8k303
49Feb 15, '22Not about health. This will go down in history as a malicious violation of human rights.1.5×025k3.7k203
50Oct 27, '20Break the fucking internet.1.5×023k2.7k102
51Nov 7, '20Biden and Kamala will ask the kids pronouns before caging them.1.5×024k4k183
52Feb 24, '22It’s time for @jakepaul to fight Putin. This is our only hope.1.4×027k2.4k43
53Nov 25, '21Take your cousin outside and teach him how to smoke a cigarette and tell him about JFK and 9/11 and that his parents don’t love each other, they’re just too poor to afford a divorc1.4×027k2.3k147
54Aug 15, '21The Taliban1.4×029k1.4k59
55Feb 20, '22The most “progressive” members of our society have remained silent (best case!) or have actively championed some of the most egregious violations of human rights by the state. Tram1.4×022k3.7k94
56Feb 9, '22You know the drill. PUT HER IN JAIL.1.3×026k1.5k92
57May 23, '20None of us know what it’s like to be this virus. Now we do.1.3×018k4.7k420
58Feb 4, '22Henry Kissinger is removing his podcast from Spotify.1.3×023k1.4k82
59Feb 26, '22A message for Putin.1.3×023k2k305
60Feb 5, '22As a gay man I think it’s appropriate that everyone who’s ever said faggot for any reason be chastised for it over and over regardless of context or personal evolution. That makes 1.3×025k1.6k111
61Aug 15, '21We should invade Afghanistan and then set up a government and security forces so this type of thing doesn’t happen.1.3×024k2.2k98
62Jul 25, '20I think we’re handing the pandemic well from the perspective of the virus.1.3×025k2.2k74
63Nov 1, '20Just got hired at Spotify.1.3×025k1.4k48
64Feb 1, '21You can literally tell when this guy speaks he has no soul left.1.3×022k2.2k387
65Apr 12, '22Traditional bankers have been known for their empathy.1.3×024k2.2k102
66Feb 9, '22This is what society ending looks like.1.3×023k2.1k135
67Feb 2, '22It’s hilarious that all these women do all day is call for people to get deplatformed and censored and then finally one of their own gets benched for two weeks and they’re mad.1.3×022k2.8k100
68Jan 31, '22Mainstream media helped sell the Iraq war, patriot act, torture, bank bailouts, pushed several fake hate crimes, said questioning the origin of Covid made you racist, assured you E1.2×020k3.5k287
69Nov 23, '20The government has had 6 months to prepare for a second wave and have done absolutely nothing. Now we are punishing small businesses and workers that will not survive while our lea1.2×021k2.7k88
70Mar 14, '21It is no longer any type of conspiracy to suggest the pandemic coverage under Trump vs under Biden changed dramatically in tone. As many suggested it would. People started talking 1.2×020k3k136
71Nov 5, '21From a reporter who used to work at @BusinessInsider sent to me Tuesday.1.2×024k1.6k159
72Dec 24, '21Insanely fun time with @joerogan have a good digital holiday folks!1.2×021k1.9k388
73Feb 22, '22What’s good about the Maajid interview on Rogan is you understand how many violations of civil liberties were the result of 9/11 fearmongering. The legitimation of torture, suspens1.2×021k2.6k201
74Aug 28, '21Art is not only dead, it’s a corpse being defiled.1.2×023k1.6k176
75Jun 29, '21Why are people mad Bill Gates purchased 300K acres of farmland? He’s a cool dude with no agenda.1.2×023k1.6k88
76Apr 8, '20The only positive thing I can say about Joe Biden is that his son smokes crack.1.2×021k2.7k70
77Oct 16, '21😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂1.2×022k1.5k117
78Nov 28, '21The only symptom of the Omnichron variant will be your total loss of income.1.2×022k2.3k61
79Jan 23, '22The mandates will lose. Ultimately we’ll look back on this time as a time where hysteria allowed bad actors, opportunists, and con men on all sides to flourish and enrich themselve1.2×020k2.6k116
80Dec 14, '21You have to defeat bad ideas with good ideas. Censorship is a drug and once it becomes mainstream it will be wielded by both political extremes. How people choose not to see this i1.2×019k3k149
81Jan 2, '22It’s insane that people think Americans shouldn’t be able to discuss the vaccine in any context other than singing and dancing.1.1×021k2.3k47
82May 14, '19Everyone upset that Game of Thrones isn’t working out the way they wanted, you can always start a family and stop trying to find meaning from premium cable.1.1×020k2.4k61
83Jan 11, '22Fauci is two days away from an appearance on the View where he goes “Yea I made the virus so what?” and Joy Behar’s follow up question “Dr, why won’t these numbskulls get the boost1.1×021k2.2k92
84Oct 2, '20Biden “I have AIDS”1.1×022k1.5k26
85Feb 6, '22Man this is the fucking tweet. Sometimes it takes a New Yorker.1.1×022k1.5k59
86Dec 3, '19Kamala Harris is out. Tulsi plane goes down. Warren Gets fast acting cancer. Biden freak golf accident. Sanders 2nd heart attack. Empty debate stage. Hillary comes out in joker mak1.1×020k2.5k177
87Mar 31, '22We’ve lost it. Truly. Recognizing the existence of men and women doesn’t disrespect trans people at all. It doesn’t disrespect people who want to identify as non binary. This is ut1.1×020k2k115
88Sep 2, '21If Rogan does his next podcast in perfect Mandarin the pandemic will end.1.1×021k1.4k35
89Aug 22, '21God when he’s right he’s right1.1×019k2k308
90May 5, '21Getting or not getting the vaccine shouldn’t be your entire personality.1.1×019k2k66
91Feb 24, '22I know it’s not the time but the menu at Taco Bell has become boring and predictable.1.1×020k1.3k41
92Mar 15, '22The older generation was bought off years ago and are now being replaced by younger, harder working, and more creative people. And they’re not taking it well.1.0×019k1.6k229
93Feb 9, '22This is disheartening. I thought they were good people.1.0×021k1k78
94Nov 25, '21Remember tomorrow if anyone disagrees with you about anything they are trying to kill you.1.0×019k1.7k54
95Dec 4, '21When you spend all your money on guns and can’t afford a whole couch.1.0×020k1k58
96Jul 29, '21My heroin dealer just asked to see proof of vaccination.1.0×019k1.7k47
97Oct 10, '21“Civil War” trending on Twitter. People outside: “Great weather today,” “Did you see the fight?” “Is that restaurant good?”1.0×019k1.6k90
98Mar 28, '22Ok the Oscar’s is good now I was wrong sorry.1.0×020k1k27
99Dec 19, '20The gun who runs Barstool Sports has had more of a positive impact this year than Congress. So that’s where we’re at.1.0×019k1.3k24

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