| 1 | Mar 16, '19 | Britain leaving the EU | 40× | 0 | 49k | 20k | 589 |
| 2 | May 24, '24 | Good morning to everyone except anyone who sees one lane of a road is closed further ahead, but carries on driving up it anyway, and then expects someone who has queued in the open | 26.4× | 1.1M | 4.8k | 206 | 24 |
| 3 | Feb 6, '23 | 32 favourite scathing reactions to the Liz Truss comeback essay. | 16.5× | 695k | 2.3k | 264 | 56 |
| 4 | Jan 12, '23 | The Mail used a picture of Emily Clarkson without permission and the photographer’s response gets better and better | 14.8× | 623k | 2k | 151 | 29 |
| 5 | Jun 13, '23 | Nadine Dorries’ ‘poor me’ routine over missing out on a peerage drew the scorn it deserved. | 12.8× | 540k | 2.3k | 247 | 21 |
| 6 | Nov 7, '16 | Somewhere - a bookshop employee deserves a raise | 10.9× | 0 | 10k | 7.2k | 0 |
| 7 | Apr 2, '20 | BREAKING: Panic in White House as scientists confirm loss of taste could be symptom of COVID-19 | 9.8× | 0 | 14k | 3.5k | 99 |
| 8 | Jan 28, '17 | Meanwhile in Gotham | 9.3× | 0 | 7.9k | 6.4k | 2 |
| 9 | Jan 19, '23 | Nadhim Zahawi is keeping quiet on his dealings with HMRC but Twitter isn’t – 15 favourite reactions. | 9.1× | 383k | 4.2k | 1.4k | 23 |
| 10 | Mar 25, '17 | How fake news happens... | 8.6× | 0 | 6.1k | 6.2k | 1 |
| 11 | Mar 17, '23 | Boris Johnson has been reselected to stand in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He plans to visit as soon as he googles where it is. | 8.5× | 358k | 5.2k | 1k | 13 |
| 12 | Aug 15, '19 | Don’t worry if you haven’t done well in your A Levels. At least you’re not a middle aged man on Twitter wishing death on a 16 year old girl who just wants to save the planet. | 7.4× | 0 | 14k | 1.9k | 16 |
| 13 | Jun 23, '23 | People are baffled by the Question Time audience member who voted Leave to end safety rules for roofers. | 7.3× | 307k | 1.9k | 213 | 22 |
| 14 | Jan 25, '23 | The SNP’s Stephen Flynn brutally bodied Sunak, Johnson and Zahawi with a single, magnificent question at PMQs #PMQs | 6.7× | 283k | 3.2k | 714 | 32 |
| 15 | Aug 8, '17 | Behold, the majestic roar of a Lynx | 6.1× | 0 | 6.4k | 3.4k | 4 |
| 16 | Jun 16, '23 | #PrivilegesCommitteeReport | 5.7× | 239k | 3.1k | 587 | 10 |
| 17 | Mar 17, '22 | Liz Truss persuaded by aides to share a photo of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe to celebrate her release. | 5.6× | 0 | 10k | 1.3k | 26 |
| 18 | Dec 11, '15 | A Christmas message from Transport For London | 5.5× | 0 | 4.8k | 4k | 0 |
| 19 | Jan 24, '17 | This is like a shot from Eastenders | 5.5× | 0 | 5.1k | 3.4k | 0 |
| 20 | Sep 26, '14 | There’s Too Soon. Then There’s Way, Way, Way Too Soon. | 5.3× | 0 | 2.9k | 4.8k | 0 |
| 21 | Jul 4, '24 | #ElectionDay | 5.3× | 224k | 5.8k | 1.9k | 16 |
| 22 | Nov 3, '17 | A big wooden penis has mysteriously appeared six thousand feet up an Austrian mountain | 5.2× | 0 | 4.9k | 2.3k | 3 |
| 23 | Jan 9, '18 | Michael Gove’s barista is our HERO | 4.9× | 0 | 5.6k | 2.6k | 2 |
| 24 | Mar 13, '23 | The current news cycle. | 4.8× | 201k | 2k | 305 | 10 |
| 25 | Nov 18, '19 | If they had kids. | 4.4× | 0 | 7.2k | 1.4k | 24 |
| 26 | Nov 7, '20 | @realDonaldTrump | 4.2× | 0 | 8.3k | 687 | 35 |
| 27 | Nov 15, '19 | Alexa, show us an example of someone being absolutely flummoxed by a question and making an utter tit of themselves on TV. | 4.1× | 0 | 5.1k | 1.5k | 95 |
| 28 | Mar 21, '23 | "I once spent £220,000 of taxpayers' money producing a 50-page defence dossier that boiled down to 'I'm just really stupid'." #Partygate | 4.1× | 172k | 3.3k | 648 | 6 |
| 29 | Apr 5, '20 | Not sure who made this but 👍 | 3.8× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.2k | 15 |
| 30 | Jul 7, '20 | "What did I tell you to say?" "You told me to say it was too early to draw conclusions." "And what did you say?" "I said it was those care home bosses what done it." | 3.8× | 0 | 6.5k | 1.1k | 14 |
| 31 | Aug 22, '19 | Boris Johnson looks like a divorced dad who has arrived early to pick his kid up and is desperately trying to look cool in front of his ex wife’s new boyfriend. | 3.8× | 0 | 6.1k | 1.1k | 25 |
| 32 | Oct 12, '22 | The Bank of England takes further steps to protect the economy. | 3.7× | 0 | 5.9k | 1.3k | 24 |
| 33 | Jan 1, '16 | Hope this gif eases your hangover | 3.4× | 0 | 3.1k | 2.4k | 2 |
| 34 | May 27, '19 | Many congratulations to Nigel Farage for being elected as an unelected EU bureaucrat. | 3.3× | 0 | 5.7k | 1k | 7 |
| 35 | Feb 27, '18 | Flawless | 3.3× | 0 | 3.8k | 1.7k | 15 |
| 36 | Jul 14, '23 | "You wouldn't happen to have a copy of 'Excuses a 12-year-old Would Be Too Embarrassed to Use' by A.B. de Pfeffel Johnson, would you? Oh, you do! Splendid!" | 3.3× | 139k | 3.1k | 793 | 11 |
| 37 | Nov 29, '19 | Hey, Stanley Johnson, we can actually spell ‘Pinocchio’, no problem. We can also spell ‘Your son is a despicable, lying, misogynistic, racist disgrace who needs to keep his dirty s | 3.3× | 0 | 4.9k | 1.3k | 4 |
| 38 | Oct 5, '14 | Just picked up an early edition of tomorrow's Daily Mail | 3.2× | 0 | 1.8k | 2.8k | 0 |
| 39 | Apr 19, '17 | Not the first to say it, but definitely the most succinct. It's our letter of the day! | 3.2× | 0 | 2.4k | 2.4k | 0 |
| 40 | Jul 23, '19 | Boris Johnson PM drinking game: 1. Start drinking now 2. Don’t stop. | 3.0× | 0 | 4.6k | 1.2k | 4 |
| 41 | May 8, '18 | Mind blown | 2.9× | 0 | 3.2k | 1.5k | 15 |
| 42 | Aug 6, '24 | "Just one more thing ...my wife loves bath bombs and sausage rolls. Can you tell me where you got those bags of them in your kitchen? I'd like to buy her some." | 2.9× | 120k | 1.8k | 230 | 15 |
| 43 | Sep 29, '17 | Playboy doesn't just have naked women. Once it even put a prick on the cover | 2.8× | 0 | 3.8k | 1.3k | 0 |
| 44 | Aug 13, '16 | Squad goals | 2.8× | 0 | 2.4k | 1.9k | 0 |
| 45 | Jul 27, '14 | Meanwhile at Comic Con | 2.8× | 0 | 2.1k | 2.2k | 0 |
| 46 | Nov 24, '20 | 'What did I tell you to do?' 'Maintain a statesmanlike tone so people understand the gravity of the situation.' 'And what did you do?' 'I said "'Tis the Season to be jolly careful. | 2.6× | 0 | 4.8k | 565 | 21 |
| 47 | Jan 27, '21 | #Covid19UK | 2.6× | 0 | 4.5k | 744 | 12 |
| 48 | May 31, '17 | The BBC caption writers aren't taking any prisoners tonight. #BBCDebate | 2.5× | 0 | 2.3k | 1.7k | 1 |
| 49 | Oct 19, '19 | “So you promised not to try some tedious infantile prank with the letter. What did you do?” “Tedious infantile prank with the letter” | 2.5× | 0 | 3.5k | 1.1k | 9 |
| 50 | Sep 24, '19 | "I fought the Law and the Law won" | 2.4× | 0 | 3.3k | 1.1k | 11 |
| 51 | Feb 19, '20 | BREAKING: Government confirms new #Immigration policy is to turn UK into such a nasty, uncaring, self-interested little shit-hole that no-one will want to come here. | 2.3× | 0 | 3.3k | 940 | 10 |
| 52 | Feb 1, '17 | Three cheers for Lab MEP @sebdance holding this sign behind @Nigel_Farage whilst Farage praises Trump & Muslim Ban | 2.2× | 0 | 2.2k | 1.3k | 0 |
| 53 | May 19, '17 | Gif of the day | 2.2× | 0 | 1.9k | 1.5k | 0 |
| 54 | Sep 9, '19 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson gets Brexit update from Irish PM Leo Varadkar in Dublin. | 2.1× | 0 | 2.9k | 1k | 7 |
| 55 | Oct 10, '19 | BREAKING: Leo Varadkar explains to Boris Johnson the problem with his latest Brexit proposal | 2.1× | 0 | 3k | 923 | 7 |
| 56 | Jul 6, '17 | Wonderful moment Donald Trump is owned by Polish president's wife. More here | 2.1× | 0 | 2k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 57 | Jan 5, '18 | Blueprint for new Brexit stamps revealed by @SuzMcC72 #Brexit #Stamps #PokeChallenge | 2.1× | 0 | 2.3k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 58 | Jul 30, '18 | If you cover half of Harrison Ford’s face with your thumb you can see him acting out two different emotions at once | 2.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 1k | 14 |
| 59 | Nov 7, '20 | Goodbye, Donald Trump. You certainly made a lasting impression. [sound up] #Election2020results #ByeByeTrump | 2.0× | 0 | 2.7k | 678 | 106 |
| 60 | Apr 12, '22 | Jack Monroe’s frank rebuttal of an ignorant take on food poverty was the best possible response. (Via @BootstrapCook) | 2.0× | 0 | 3.7k | 437 | 23 |
| 61 | Nov 7, '20 | Good morning | 2.0× | 0 | 3.3k | 630 | 9 |
| 62 | Apr 28, '18 | #recap The brilliant Jacob Rees-Mogg takedown we all wish we’d written | 2.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 978 | 10 |
| 63 | Mar 13, '19 | Help us out here. What did Emily Maitlis write on her pad? (Scrawl it on a piece of paper, take a picture and reply to this thread.) #whatemilywrote | 1.9× | 0 | 2.2k | 517 | 39 |
| 64 | Dec 21, '20 | Simply 17 glorious times Mark Hamill totally owned Donald Trump (by @HamillHimself) | 1.9× | 0 | 3.5k | 329 | 38 |
| 65 | May 24, '17 | #BritishThreatLevels is the funniest and most British response ever | 1.9× | 0 | 1.9k | 1.1k | 0 |
| 66 | Jun 11, '19 | "Choosing a Tory leader is much like making love to a beautiful woman. First there's some jockeying for position, a bit of small-talk, and maybe even drugs. Then you get some suppo | 1.8× | 0 | 2.4k | 874 | 4 |
| 67 | Mar 17, '19 | Heroic deeds in Las Vegas | 1.8× | 0 | 2.7k | 711 | 15 |
| 68 | Sep 17, '19 | BREAKING: UK decides not to proceed with Supreme Court judgement on prorogation of Parliament as Twitter user Kevin1132766A23 has looked at the finer points of law and decided it's | 1.8× | 0 | 3k | 587 | 5 |
| 69 | May 4, '21 | Nadine Dorries claims the Tories created twice as many jobs in Hartlepool as there are people. | 1.8× | 0 | 2.5k | 652 | 16 |
| 70 | Dec 14, '21 | Fixed it | 1.8× | 0 | 3.1k | 473 | 10 |
| 71 | Oct 23, '20 | Marcus Rashford is sharing places doing free kids’ meals because the government won’t and it’s an amazing read | 1.6× | 0 | 2.8k | 388 | 6 |
| 72 | Apr 4, '19 | This takedown of Piers Morgan for saying ‘no deal is actually Brexit’ went viral because it’s forensic and utterly brutal | 1.6× | 0 | 2.1k | 711 | 17 |
| 73 | Mar 10, '22 | Liz Truss, in a nutshell. | 1.6× | 0 | 3.1k | 252 | 4 |
| 74 | Jun 3, '19 | Donald Trump's cavalcade leaving Stansted Airport | 1.6× | 0 | 2.4k | 517 | 7 |
| 75 | Jun 23, '21 | A friendly reminder that if your children don't join in with the One Britain One Nation song on #OBONDAY21, the harvest will fail. | 1.5× | 0 | 2.3k | 574 | 6 |
| 76 | Feb 6, '19 | She can kill with a clap, she can wound with her eyes And she's far from impressed with your Soviet ties And she'd quite like to stab you and laugh as you bleed She thinks you're a | 1.5× | 0 | 2.1k | 569 | 9 |
| 77 | Mar 27, '19 | BREAKING NEWS: Theresa May throws herself under the bus. Misses. | 1.5× | 0 | 2.1k | 681 | 1 |
| 78 | Mar 12, '20 | “But as you can see, it's a beautiful day, the schools are open, and people are having a wonderful time.” | 1.5× | 0 | 2.2k | 598 | 3 |
| 79 | Sep 1, '21 | Wetherspoons ‘ran out of beer’ and sympathy for Tim Martin was in short supply | 1.5× | 0 | 2.5k | 338 | 10 |
| 80 | May 6, '18 | #recap This sign outside a Bristol pub is pretty on the nose | 1.4× | 0 | 1.7k | 787 | 0 |
| 81 | Apr 29, '22 | Jacob Rees-Mogg described postponed Brexit measures as ‘an act of self-harm’ and there’s not enough facepalm in the world. | 1.4× | 0 | 2.1k | 500 | 6 |
| 82 | Nov 6, '20 | 'And then he said STOP THE COUNT' | 1.3× | 0 | 2.4k | 352 | 7 |
| 83 | May 12, '22 | Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) comprehensively debunked a Tory MP’s claim that people use food banks because they can’t cook or budget. | 1.3× | 0 | 2.1k | 412 | 8 |
| 84 | Apr 11, '22 | Rishi Sunak is getting a publicly-funded enquiry into who grassed up his non-dom wife. | 1.3× | 0 | 1.9k | 442 | 6 |
| 85 | Nov 17, '20 | When you wake up and remember picking a fight with Scotland. | 1.3× | 0 | 2.2k | 322 | 4 |
| 86 | Nov 7, '20 | @realDonaldTrump | 1.3× | 0 | 2.5k | 166 | 8 |
| 87 | Nov 20, '20 | Priti Patel to hold Rose Garden press conference to explain how she accidentally bullied people while testing her eyesight. | 1.3× | 0 | 2.1k | 347 | 4 |
| 88 | Jul 19, '22 | Matt Hancock filled in for James O’Brien on LBC and it went just as well as you hoped it would | 1.2× | 0 | 2.2k | 259 | 37 |
| 89 | Jan 13, '21 | Piers Morgan’s glorious takedown of Matt Hancock over free school meals had everyone cheering (even people who don’t like Piers Morgan) | 1.2× | 0 | 2.1k | 219 | 8 |
| 90 | Nov 8, '21 | "I once claimed that 16 Tory Party chairmen who donated £3m each and got peerages were just philanthropists and it was all a funny coincidence." | 1.2× | 0 | 2.2k | 240 | 6 |
| 91 | Nov 5, '19 | BREAKING: Shock as Jacob Rees-Mogg turns out to be appalling twat again | 1.2× | 0 | 1.9k | 396 | 2 |
| 92 | Oct 29, '19 | “Then Boris said he would rather die in a ditch than ask for an extension, didn’t he Roy? What did Boris do?” “Asked for an extension” | 1.2× | 0 | 1.8k | 458 | 1 |
| 93 | Mar 24, '22 | Boris Johnson was roundly ignored by world leaders at NATO – 19 funniest responses #NATO | 1.0× | 0 | 1.6k | 297 | 17 |
| 94 | Nov 18, '22 | Jacob Rees-Mogg tried to own Krishnan Guru-Murthy and came across like a right Steve Baker | 1.0× | 0 | 1.7k | 247 | 29 |
| 95 | Jan 25, '22 | 15 spectacular takedowns of Nadine Dorries for trying to gaslight the PM’s critics. | 1.0× | 0 | 1.6k | 311 | 28 |
| 96 | Jun 21, '22 | This Tory MP’s attack on Labour over the rail strikes wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was | 0.9× | 0 | 1.6k | 263 | 11 |
| 97 | Apr 25, '22 | "Now, Boris - tell them that you completely deplore all forms of misogyny." | 0.9× | 0 | 1.8k | 169 | 3 |
| 98 | Nov 6, '20 | The budget for Fake Melania has been slashed #endofdays | 0.9× | 0 | 1.7k | 168 | 4 |
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