| 1 | Mar 16, '25 | Yesterday, I took my 21 year old dog to the vet to put her down. I sat in the car with her and cried. She sat on my lap and started licking my face. We turned around and drove back | 184× | 22.9M | 470k | 11k | 12k |
| 2 | Aug 26, '24 | Wyoming has only 600K people and has 2 U.S. senators. California has 40M people and has 2 U.S. senators. How fucked up is that? | 53.9× | 6.7M | 39k | 3.7k | 696 |
| 3 | Sep 15, '24 | I don’t understand why Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when they’re both married to immigrants. | 35.9× | 4.5M | 151k | 13k | 1.7k |
| 4 | Jan 23, '25 | Reporter: “Mr. Trump, how do you feel about the new poll showing you’re now ranked #1 among US presidents?” Trump: “I deserve it.” Reporter: “The poll shows that you just surpassed | 27× | 3.4M | 146k | 9.8k | 3.2k |
| 5 | Sep 13, '24 | Stephen Curry: “My beautiful half Haitian mother will be roasting a pig tonight, just like Kamala Harris did during the debate.” | 26.3× | 3.3M | 136k | 14k | 2.2k |
| 6 | Feb 14, '25 | Under Biden I was paying $3.99 for a gallon of gas. Today I paid $5.99 per gallon. Why is this happening? | 25.6× | 3.2M | 61k | 4.5k | 877 |
| 7 | Jun 28, '25 | Ted Cruz: “If you’re not born in the United States you are not a citizen of the United States.” Me: “Ted Cruz was born in Canada.” | 24.8× | 3.1M | 156k | 18k | 1.6k |
| 8 | Nov 8, '24 | Dear Latinos for Trump: During WWII 120,000 Japanese people were put in concentration camps. They were legal U.S. citizens. | 24.5× | 3.1M | 74k | 10k | 2.3k |
| 9 | Sep 22, '25 | Who paid for Charlie Kirk’s $25M state memorial service which was really a Trump rally? U.S. taxpayers, of course. | 23.2× | 2.9M | 99k | 9k | 1.7k |
| 10 | Nov 3, '24 | My wife and I hate Trump but as Christians we’re praying for him in church today. Dear Lord, we pray for this mf to lose by a landslide and disappear from our lives forever. Amen!� | 22.9× | 2.8M | 135k | 11k | 1.3k |
| 11 | Jul 20, '24 | Call me old fashioned but I think raping a woman is disqualifying for anyone running for president. | 22× | 2.7M | 125k | 14k | 854 |
| 12 | Nov 15, '24 | RFK, Jr. :”Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.” Yeah, like polio, measles, rubella and Covid. | 20.9× | 2.6M | 154k | 14k | 1.2k |
| 13 | Oct 18, '24 | Yesterday, my 104 year old grandmother cast her mail in ballot for Kamala Harris. This morning, she passed away. 😢 Republicans: “Dead people are voting!” | 20.2× | 2.5M | 112k | 3.5k | 1.2k |
| 14 | Jul 14, '24 | It’s weird that trump’s attempted assassin was a young white male, a registered Republican and a member of the NRA. Their ideal demographic. | 19.6× | 2.4M | 95k | 9.1k | 1.6k |
| 15 | Jul 7, '24 | Dear Women for Trump: Did you know that Project 2025 calls for the repeal of the 19th Amendment? Yes, it means that you dumb fucks will never be able to vote again. | 19.6× | 2.4M | 42k | 8.3k | 1k |
| 16 | Feb 26, '25 | Update on my neighbor who was laid off by the IRS after voting for Trump… He’s selling his house, pulling out his kids from private school and his wife is going back to work. It’s | 19.5× | 2.4M | 62k | 4.6k | 1.3k |
| 17 | Mar 16, '25 | He voted for Trump and now his wife is being deported back to Peru. Adios! | 17.9× | 2.2M | 60k | 4.8k | 1.1k |
| 18 | Nov 14, '24 | I’m worried that my Latino neighbor who voted for Trump will get deported. He lost his immigration papers. His name is Juan Gonzalez and he lives at 834 Chestnut Street in San Jose | 17.1× | 2.1M | 33k | 2.3k | 1.2k |
| 19 | Sep 6, '24 | Judge Merchan is a genius. By postponing trump’s sentencing, he took it away from the Supreme Court before the election. | 16.8× | 2.1M | 38k | 4k | 1.1k |
| 20 | Apr 3, '25 | Auto workers in Michigan voted for Trump. Today, over 5,000 of them were laid off because of Trump’s tariffs with many more layoffs to come. #FAFO | 16.4× | 2M | 54k | 7.3k | 846 |
| 21 | Aug 9, '24 | Lauren Boebert: “Under Tim Waltz, Detroit has the highest murder rates in Minnesota.” This is what happens when you don’t finish high school. | 16.2× | 2M | 69k | 8k | 682 |
| 22 | Oct 21, '24 | The McDonald’s franchise that hosted Trump’s photo op has lost 78% of their customers. Everything Trump touches dies. | 15.9× | 2M | 43k | 5.1k | 496 |
| 23 | Nov 17, '24 | Funny how the two guys who want to deport immigrants are both married to immigrants. | 14.8× | 1.8M | 41k | 4k | 395 |
| 24 | Mar 29, '25 | Trump won West Virginia by 70% of the votes. West Virginia receives 50% of its annual budget from federal funds. Trump froze federal funds to West Virginia and farmers are losing t | 14.7× | 1.8M | 66k | 7.7k | 1.6k |
| 25 | Jan 31, '25 | Just in: Thousands of MAGAs have lost their entire life savings by investing in Trump’s meme bitcoin. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!😆 | 14.6× | 1.8M | 45k | 4.2k | 744 |
| 26 | Mar 4, '25 | Serious question: Did Trump run for president to get richer, to get revenge or to stay out of prison? | 14× | 1.7M | 54k | 4.1k | 835 |
| 27 | Aug 6, '24 | I find it weird that the two white guys on the Republican ticket are both married to immigrants. And they want to deport immigrants? Do they hate their wives that much? | 13.4× | 1.7M | 34k | 6k | 340 |
| 28 | Jul 5, '24 | My friend in Switzerland has an interesting take on American politics. He said, “Why would dumb fucks judge someone based on a 90- minute debate and not four years of accomplishmen | 13× | 1.6M | 41k | 5.9k | 554 |
| 29 | Jun 29, '24 | I’m voting for the guy who stuttered 7 times and not the guy who lied 256 times. | 12.7× | 1.6M | 35k | 4.1k | 319 |
| 30 | Jun 18, '25 | A Texas farmer said, “Almost 100% of my workers aren’t showing up for work because of ICE. I’m forced to liquidate my business.” He voted for Trump. #FAFO | 12.1× | 1.5M | 48k | 5.7k | 479 |
| 31 | Feb 25, '25 | My neighbor just got laid off. He worked for the IRS and he voted for Trump. Fuck him. | 11.1× | 1.4M | 66k | 3.6k | 476 |
| 32 | Sep 27, '24 | There are basically four groups supporting Trump. Rich mfs, racist mfs, misogynistic mfs and dumb mfs. | 10.9× | 1.4M | 48k | 7k | 1k |
| 33 | Sep 19, '24 | Donald Trump’s abortion ban has already taken the lives of 132 women. But let’s talk about Haitians eating cats. | 10.6× | 1.3M | 49k | 11k | 578 |
| 34 | Sep 7, '24 | Trump is now claiming that Kamala Harris is an illegal alien. Does that mean that Tuesday’s debate will be Alien vs. Predator? | 10.5× | 1.3M | 67k | 7.6k | 928 |
| 35 | Aug 26, '25 | Chief Justice John Roberts said, “I’m worried that President Trump is stretching the rubber band of Democracy in ways it simply has never been stretched before.” Me: “Then why did | 9.6× | 1.2M | 64k | 8.8k | 965 |
| 36 | Sep 22, '25 | What kind of shitty country would ban Tylenol and not guns? US, of course. | 9.6× | 1.2M | 68k | 6.4k | 532 |
| 37 | Aug 9, '25 | I’m having the best month ever on Twitter. I was blocked by Governor Greg Abbott, Catturd 2, Moms for Liberty, Rudy Giuliani, George Santos and Melania Trump. And it’s only August | 9.3× | 1.2M | 47k | 3k | 445 |
| 38 | Mar 5, '25 | Are Trump supporters gullible, ignorant or just stupid? | 9.1× | 1.1M | 38k | 2.8k | 368 |
| 39 | Sep 18, '24 | Samuel Alito: “There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a woman has the right to an abortion.” Well, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says a former president has full | 9.0× | 1.1M | 57k | 9.8k | 378 |
| 40 | Dec 6, '24 | As a child, I was vaccinated which made me miss out on a lot of things in life. Like, polio, measles, and rubella. | 8.9× | 1.1M | 80k | 7.2k | 579 |
| 41 | May 30, '25 | RFK, Jr. : “Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.” Yeah, like measles, pertussis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, tetanus and rubella. | 8.7× | 1.1M | 69k | 8.1k | 499 |
| 42 | Sep 29, '25 | Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are three old men in their 70’s destroying the world just to stay out of prison. | 8.5× | 1.1M | 81k | 10k | 1.3k |
| 43 | Nov 11, '24 | Thank God that we’ll have people to work the fields after the mass deportation. | 8.2× | 1M | 25k | 4k | 654 |
| 44 | Aug 26, '24 | This election wouldn’t even be close without the Electoral College. The Electoral College is the last vestige of white supremacy. | 8.1× | 1M | 26k | 3.8k | 248 |
| 45 | Feb 2, '25 | Trump is playing golf again this weekend and will cost taxpayers $2M. Four years of golf will cost taxpayers over $400M. DOGE, are you listening? | 8.0× | 1M | 31k | 5.2k | 407 |
| 46 | Dec 19, '22 | Marjorie Greene: “If President Trump goes down, I will go down with him.” | 7.7× | 959k | 24k | 2.1k | 35 |
| 47 | Mar 3, '25 | My friend owns a deli and it’s going out of business after he voted for Trump. 80% of his customers are Mexican immigrants. They stopped going there because the other customers wor | 7.7× | 954k | 44k | 3.4k | 641 |
| 48 | Aug 24, '24 | I don’t think the Founding Fathers ever envisioned only five states would decide our elections. But here we are. A presidential candidate can lose the popular vote by over 10M vote | 7.6× | 943k | 30k | 4.1k | 289 |
| 49 | Dec 15, '24 | Chinese drones are flying over Alabama to gather intelligence. They didn’t find anything. | 7.5× | 929k | 34k | 2.4k | 453 |
| 50 | Sep 1, '24 | There is no state in the union that allows for a baby to be killed after it’s born. Trump is a lying piece of shit. | 7.2× | 893k | 31k | 3.8k | 140 |
| 51 | Feb 23, '25 | Serious question: Is the Trump administration incompetent, stupid or just evil? | 7.1× | 880k | 27k | 2.1k | 310 |
| 52 | Jul 6, '24 | Biden’s name never appeared in Epstein’s flight logs. But trump’s name appeared 69 times. 69! | 6.5× | 803k | 31k | 5.9k | 281 |
| 53 | Jul 1, '25 | Kamala Harris used the tiebreaker vote to help the needy. JD Vance used the tiebreaker vote to help the greedy. Shame! | 6.4× | 794k | 59k | 7.2k | 511 |
| 54 | Sep 27, '24 | I’m thinking of filing a class action lawsuit against Trump on behalf of 80M Americans. I’ve suffered pain and suffering and emotional distress for the past 9 years. Would you join | 6.1× | 754k | 30k | 3.6k | 153 |
| 55 | Sep 27, '24 | President Biden has just approved $1B in FEMA relief for Florida. @RonDeSantis has just banned 100 books on climate change. | 5.9× | 732k | 26k | 7.1k | 277 |
| 56 | Jun 16, '25 | ICE has run out of money because of Kristi Noem’s sheer incompetence and stupidity. That’s what I call poetic justice. | 5.8× | 723k | 32k | 3.2k | 405 |
| 57 | Jun 11, '25 | Marjorie Greene: “Waving the Confederate flag doesn’t make me a racist.” Me: “Of course not. Being a racist makes you wave the Confederate flag.” | 5.8× | 720k | 63k | 7k | 578 |
| 58 | Nov 23, '24 | The first transgender member of Congress looks more like a woman than Marjorie Greene. | 5.6× | 699k | 24k | 2.4k | 140 |
| 59 | Sep 17, '24 | As a taxpayer, I’m not happy about paying trump’s $268,000 annual lifetime pension and $93,000 per day lifetime Secret Service protection. How about you? | 5.6× | 694k | 20k | 3.4k | 118 |
| 60 | Jun 28, '25 | The Supreme Court in Brazil has banned Balsanaro from holding office after he incited an insurrection. The Supreme Court in the United States has given Trump immunity from prosecut | 5.4× | 676k | 41k | 9.3k | 720 |
| 61 | Feb 4, '25 | Just in: China has revoked Ivanka Trump’s 38 Chinese trademarks and will stop making Ivanka coffins. | 5.4× | 673k | 26k | 3.2k | 370 |
| 62 | Jul 15, '24 | The RNC Convention is so diverse… There are young white racists, old white racists, male white racists and female white racists. | 5.2× | 651k | 27k | 4.2k | 211 |
| 63 | Feb 18, '24 | Joe Biden: “Having 81 years behind you is better than having 91 criminal charges ahead of you.” 🔥 | 5.1× | 640k | 31k | 3.1k | 231 |
| 64 | Dec 25, '24 | Lauren Boebert confused the Panama Canal with the Suez Canal. This shows that she’s a borderline idiot. | 5.1× | 631k | 31k | 2.5k | 184 |
| 65 | Jul 26, '24 | Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid debating Kamala Harris. | 4.9× | 612k | 31k | 5k | 186 |
| 66 | Oct 28, '24 | “Mar-a-Lago is a floating island of garbage.” ~Bad Bunny | 4.9× | 607k | 34k | 4.5k | 116 |
| 67 | Oct 29, '25 | Jasmine Crockett: “The only thing progressive about Donald Trump is his dementia.” | 4.8× | 601k | 58k | 6.5k | 661 |
| 68 | Sep 15, '24 | Joe Biden: “I want to be remembered as a President who bridged the past with the future. A Black president came before me and a Black president will come after me.” | 4.8× | 593k | 32k | 3.3k | 480 |
| 69 | Aug 18, '25 | History will show that Zelenskyy is a hero, Putin is a murderer, and Trump is a cowardly pedophile. | 4.7× | 582k | 35k | 4.8k | 187 |
| 70 | Oct 4, '25 | ICE agents are really just the Proud Boys wearing a badge. That’s a cold fact. | 4.7× | 580k | 46k | 6.1k | 398 |
| 71 | Aug 21, '25 | A Trump supporter posted this on Twitter: “I support President Trump’s tariffs but I don’t understand why prices are so high now.” You can’t fix stupid. | 4.5× | 566k | 43k | 4.7k | 304 |
| 72 | Aug 5, '24 | Am I the only one who gets pissed off when the media calls trump “President Trump?” He’s not the president, FFS! | 4.5× | 556k | 23k | 1.9k | 33 |
| 73 | Oct 13, '24 | I hate that this election is so close. I hate that we have so many dumb fucks in this country. | 4.4× | 543k | 29k | 2.3k | 125 |
| 74 | Aug 9, '25 | Did you hear about the Lebanese guy in Texas who owns a chain of restaurants called “Trump Burger”? He donated 50% of his profits to the Trump campaign. Anyway, he just got deporte | 4.3× | 533k | 28k | 3.4k | 277 |
| 75 | Jun 29, '24 | I wish that a migrant would take Clarence Thomas’ black job. | 4.2× | 522k | 22k | 2.6k | 86 |
| 76 | Jun 24, '24 | Even if Biden falls asleep during Thursday’s debate, I will still vote for him. Because the other guy is a crazy motherfucker. | 3.9× | 490k | 23k | 2.4k | 72 |
| 77 | Sep 6, '24 | If Amy Coney Barrett could get appointed to the Supreme Court one week before trump lost the election, Trump could be tried for treason one week before he loses the election. | 3.9× | 486k | 32k | 5k | 148 |
| 78 | Feb 8, '25 | I want to congratulate Elon Musk on his remarkable achievement. Elon Musk has now surpassed Donald Trump as the worst president in American history. | 3.9× | 486k | 32k | 3.7k | 180 |
| 79 | Oct 31, '25 | I’m old enough to remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest Republican politician. Those were the good old days. | 3.9× | 480k | 43k | 4.2k | 281 |
| 80 | Apr 7, '25 | CNN: “President Trump is now ranked #1 among all U.S. presidents. He just surpassed Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan as the worst president in American history.” | 3.8× | 474k | 35k | 4k | 322 |
| 81 | Jul 1, '25 | A Trump supporter in Louisiana said, “Trump and Mike Johnson will take away my Medicaid. I didn’t vote for this shit!” Me: “Oh yes you did, you dumb fuck!” | 3.7× | 455k | 27k | 2.8k | 155 |
| 82 | Mar 5, '25 | My wife: “Who were the big winners during Trump’s speech last night?” Me: “The people who didn’t watch it.” | 3.6× | 452k | 36k | 2.3k | 111 |
| 83 | May 13, '25 | Chief Justice John Roberts fears that the rule of law is endangered under President Trump. Isn’t he the motherfucker who gave Trump full immunity from prosecution? | 3.5× | 437k | 35k | 5.4k | 374 |
| 84 | Sep 6, '24 | Trump’s lawyers want Judge Merchan to recuse himself because his daughter has done work with Democrats. I want Clarence Thomas to recuse himself because his wife conspired with ins | 3.5× | 437k | 36k | 8k | 161 |
| 85 | Sep 28, '24 | Justice Alito: “When I die I want to be cremated.” Me: “I think women should decide what to do with your body.” | 3.5× | 430k | 26k | 3.3k | 102 |
| 86 | Nov 8, '25 | Karoline Leavitt: “No one has more energy and stamina than President Trump.” | 3.4× | 419k | 35k | 5.8k | 259 |
| 87 | Oct 3, '25 | This is what an incompetent, entitled liar looks like. | 3.3× | 413k | 33k | 5.1k | 165 |
| 88 | Jun 16, '25 | ICE is $1B over budget and will run out of money next month. Noice! | 3.3× | 411k | 26k | 1.8k | 254 |
| 89 | Oct 11, '24 | Detroit filed for bankruptcy one time. Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times. So who’s the piece of shit? | 3.3× | 409k | 26k | 4.4k | 108 |
| 90 | Aug 18, '25 | Gavin Newsom: “Not to brag or anything but I’m not on Epstein’s client list.” | 3.1× | 392k | 26k | 2.5k | 72 |
| 91 | Oct 6, '25 | Parents, please don’t raise your daughters to be incompetent lying bitches like this one. | 3.1× | 384k | 33k | 4.2k | 172 |
| 92 | Sep 29, '24 | The Supreme Court in Brazil has barred Bolsonaro from running for president until 2030. The U.S. Supreme Court has granted Trump full immunity. I hate living in a banana republic. | 3.0× | 374k | 23k | 4.4k | 185 |
| 93 | Aug 2, '25 | My son is severely autistic and can’t put two words together. Yesterday, my neighbor gave him a bicycle. My son said, “I want to ride my bicycle to the park.” My wife and I hugged | 2.9× | 356k | 26k | 1k | 233 |
| 94 | Aug 29, '24 | Even if you don’t like Donald Trump, please join me in prayer for him tonight. Dear God, I pray for the motherfucker to lose by a landslide and spend the rest of his miserable life | 2.6× | 328k | 22k | 2.6k | 116 |
| 95 | Oct 10, '25 | In case you’re wondering, this is what an arrogant, incompetent and corrupt lying bitch looks like. | 2.4× | 295k | 30k | 5.2k | 208 |
| 96 | Sep 9, '24 | II hate seeing immigrants destroy our country. Elon Musk, Ted Cruz and Rupert Murdoch should be deported. | 2.4× | 293k | 21k | 3.6k | 123 |
| 97 | Jul 9, '22 | Breaking! Sources say that Elon Musk will now acquire Truth Social and call it Qwitter. | 2.3× | 0 | 49k | 7.9k | 195 |
| 98 | Nov 16, '22 | Blacks for Trump were not allowed at Mar-a-Lago for Trump’s speech tonight. This is not a joke. | 1.8× | 0 | 31k | 8.7k | 479 |
| 99 | Jul 28, '24 | This is why I hate the fucking media. Two weeks ago they were talking about an and old white guy running for president. And now they refuse to talk about an old, racist, sexist and | 1.7× | 207k | 23k | 4.3k | 87 |
| 100 | Sep 1, '22 | Marjorie Greene: “If they can do that to Sarah Palin, they can do it to me and Lauren Boebert!” | 1.4× | 0 | 29k | 2.9k | 54 |
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