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Christopher David

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Aerospace, semiconductors, medical lab science, feral nerds, USNA '88

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1Jun 12, '24Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now. Why? Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem. This has sc176×8M36k3.9k6.8k
2Mar 13, '25I laugh at every mouthbreathing moron who bought one of these pieces of shit. 🤣 The whole truck is basically glued together.167×7.6M74k9.5k2.6k
3Jul 29, '24"Stop calling us weird, dammit!"143×6.5M36k3.4k507
4Jun 15, '25I've marched in more military parades than I even care to remember. Probably watched dozens more as a spectator. And this is easily the worst and sloppiest marching I've ever witne119×5.4M93k11k3.4k
5Feb 26, '24Matt Rosendale has dropped out of the Senate race in Montana after getting his 20 year old aid pregnant, demonstrating one of the very few times that a man's career options have be106×4.8M42k5.3k1.1k
6Jun 25, '24There are over 11,000 of these insane deathtraps already on our roads. This Cybertruck accelerated unexpectedly right into a neighbor's house, while the owner had his foot firmly t105×4.8M23k2.7k2k
7Jun 26, '24His T-shirt is on backwards. 🤦🤦🤦93.7×4.3M49k2.2k2.1k
8Apr 21, '23This is what happens to your launchpad when you think it would be funny to launch to the world's largest rocket on 4/20, instead of when it's ready. It will probably be at least a 87.8×4M23k4.2k1.2k
9Jul 26, '24Folks, JD Vance did fuck a couch. It was right there in his book all along. And it was definitely more than once.86.5×3.9M24k4k3.5k
10Apr 27, '25We're about to face supply shocks and empty shelves. You'd be wise to stock up on essentials now. Purchase all major electronics and appliances for the year if you can. Staples lik77.8×3.5M26k2.5k3.5k
11May 18, '23It turns out that some enterprising individuals are purchasing blue checks on Twitter and then uploading hundreds of videos, up to two hours long. This data storage cost vastly exc66.9×3M21k2k471
12May 7, '25If you can't see what's about to happen, I sorta envy you.65.6×3M37k1.7k1.9k
13May 31, '23My parents are both in the 80s, and I am only now just realizing this morning how they are being regularly victimized by low-level scams targeted at older folks. There are entire i62.6×2.8M21k2.2k560
14Jun 14, '25And it turns out the first person these dumbfuck Marines detained in LA was a veteran heading to a VA appointment. Well done, crayon eaters!58.3×2.7M124k12k3.6k
15Apr 26, '25This was completely predictable. The recession is already here, folks. Buckle up.56.6×2.6M46k8.8k2.2k
16Feb 6, '24All of this is a complete lie.54.6×2.5M19k2.9k237
17Apr 27, '23Elon Musk had every right to delete my tweet yesterday about the FAA. I am using a platform that he owns to criticize him and another company that he owns. That's not the issue. Th49.7×2.3M30k2.4k321
18Mar 30, '25If you are a foreign student, absolutely do not come to the United States to study right now. Go to Canada, UK or Europe instead. You are not safe here.45.6×2.1M72k8.6k1.2k
19Apr 30, '25Is this bad? 🤔 This looks bad.44.8×2M23k2.8k1.2k
20Apr 11, '25China is playing a very sophisticated game against a very stupid opponent. We're about to get our fucking asses handed to us. 🤦44.1×2M29k2.4k696
21Mar 22, '25If you're not a US citizen, I would highly recommend that you do not come here right now. Do not visit. Cancel your travel plans entirely. Don't spend your money here. The leader o42.3×1.9M46k6k825
22Jun 8, '25Welcome to the World Cup, foreign tourists!37.8×1.7M44k5.3k1.2k
23Apr 7, '25🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭37.5×1.7M24k1.4k458
24Nov 24, '23Kyle Rittenhouse is 20 years old, broke and has no job prospects. Well, kiddo! Might I recommend this option? No? Then stop your fucking whining, you little bitch.35.8×1.6M18k1.9k140
25Sep 27, '24Everything this man says is a lie. Everything.35×1.6M20k2.7k147
26Jun 17, '25None of these mask wearing MFers have ever served this country a day in their lives.35×1.6M34k5.8k1.3k
27Apr 26, '25These ICE agents with no warrants and wearing masks are about to discover how the Second Amendment works. 💥💥💥💥💥32.7×1.5M61k4k1.4k
28Apr 27, '24Okay, now I am genuinely impressed by the Cybertruck. I had no idea that both front wheels could turn independently of each other like that.31.3×1.4M19k689640
29Mar 14, '25So here's the deal. My fucking generation, Gen X, voted for Trump in higher percentages than any other demographic group. Even the Boomers! WTF?!? How did my peeps become so fuckin29.5×1.3M26k1.9k455
30Nov 1, '23Apparently, our new Speaker of the House has no assets, at all. None. Not even a bank account, according to his most recent Congressional financial disclosure form. Why are all Rep26.1×1.2M15k3.6k301
31Jun 11, '25Trump cutting 80,000 employees from the Veterans Administration in the same week he's spending $100 million on a military parade for himself on his birthday. He's a draft dodging p25.5×1.2M40k8.1k1k
32Jun 3, '24As some folks have seen recently, Musk is making it harder and harder to block and mute trolls. Even now when you block someone, they can still see all your tweets, just not your p24.3×1.1M12k1.9k1k
33May 21, '23The next old racist white man who comes up to me to chat while assuming I'm also another old racist white man is going to find himself quickly unconscious. With several broken faci24.2×1.1M14k837139
34Jan 28, '24This is me, 36 years ago. I'm a proud Navy veteran and I'm voting for Joe Biden.24×1.1M23k2.2k89
35Mar 19, '25My name is Christopher James David. I graduated from the Naval Academy in 1988. I hate Donald Trump.22.8×1M31k2.2k209
36May 19, '24This will not end well. Tens of thousands of unsold cars parked in abandoned shopping malls and grass fields. Massive unplanned and inefficient layoffs. Class action lawsuits loomi21.6×981k9.2k1.4k782
37Oct 30, '23I'm still a bit confused as to how a 25 year old single man can essentially "adopt" a 14 year old kid with no paperwork. Can anyone explain this to me? Republicans love to throw th21.5×978k14k2.6k185
38May 3, '24Just confirmed! Everyone you have ever blocked is now able to see your posts! They just can't interact with them. This is gonna make a bunch of toxic stalkers happy. What a complet20.1×915k12k2.4k374
39Jun 14, '25The Minnesota terrorist's name is Vance Luther Boelter. He's a anti-abortion, Christian Nationalist. Trump and MAGA did this.20.1×915k19k4.9k433
40Dec 29, '22Sometimes life comes at you like a Bugatti.17.9×815k8.5k82158
41Jun 16, '25This is some insane fucking shit. As well as being blatantly illegal.17.8×810k18k2.5k1.4k
42Apr 26, '23Somebody at Twitter decided to delete my tweet about the FAA grounding of the Starship program. I didn't. Most likely Elon.17.2×783k7.3k75889
43Nov 16, '23Elon Musk has properly fucked himself now with his open antisemtism. Normally you'd hate to see a CEO destroy his own company for no good reason, but not in this instance.17.1×776k6.4k1.1k162
44May 22, '23Here's a controversial topic. I hate being thanked for my service. I think it's performative and meaningless now.15.9×723k6.1k33395
45Dec 7, '23Power saver mode.15.5×703k12k949106
46Jun 1, '25The smartest thing the Ukrainians did was to NOT inform the Trump administration that this attack on Russia was coming. Trump would have betrayed them to Putin in a microsecond.15.1×687k30k2.7k183
47Jun 23, '25Just for the record, all of this is a complete lie. There is no ceasefire and Trump is shitting his pants in panic right now.14.7×670k9.5k1.7k332
48May 11, '25There is no deal. I can't believe people are going to fall for this again. 🙄14.3×652k8.6k847189
49Apr 1, '25I don't think this one was even involved in an accident. I just think it gave up.14.1×644k35k4k474
50Feb 25, '24Maybe if they hadn't deleted all their texts from Jan 6th we'd understand better why Joe Biden's dog keeps biting Secret Service agents.12.5×568k24k2.6k189
52Jul 27, '24I'm a proud Navy veteran and I'll be voting for Kamala Harris in November. #KamalaHarris202410.7×489k19k2.8k61
53Apr 10, '22Most folks don't know this, but Elon Musk is not a degreed engineer. His family own an emerald mine in South Africa until Apartheid ended. Hey leveraged his PayPal lottery winnings10.6×061k11k2.4k
54Mar 24, '25BREAKING! Exclusive video of Pete Hegseth texting out the Pentagon's Top Secret war plans for Yemen.10.3×469k8.9k2.1k198
55Nov 28, '23Enjoy prison. I have zero sympathy for you mouth breathing morons.9.2×420k10k64137
56Mar 25, '25For those of you who understand what this means, it's a really scary sign. The economy is about to get hammered.8.5×387k8.3k1.3k989
57Mar 30, '25That Cybertruck just broke in half! 😱 Gotta love a cast aluminum monolithic frame, right? 😜😭7.8×355k12k2.1k250
58Aug 11, '24Dear MAGA, You can't support a draft dodger and then try to convince anyone that Tim Walz's 24 year military career is "Stolen Valor." There's a reason why none of us normal folks 7.8×354k21k3.6k114
59Apr 26, '23Holy shit! He genuinely just obliterated one of my tweets. Wild. Hey Elon, you're a complete douchebag and everyone hates you. Even the women who sleep with you.7.7×349k6k44459
60Jan 30, '24One of the biggest lies that the MAGA folks tell themselves is that all veterans and active duty support Trump. We don't. Not even close. And they completely freak out when we show7.3×333k8.3k1.3k44
61Jul 1, '24To all the folks on the left: Unless you want the next President to be a dictator, shut the fuck up and get behind Joe Biden. Full. Fucking. Stop.7.1×324k5.7k1.6k52
62Jul 16, '24Project 2025 specifically cuts benefits for disabled veterans exactly like me. And this is precisely what Donald Trump and JD Vance will do if elected. Vote wisely my fellow vetera7.0×320k9k3.3k75
63Oct 22, '23I first took the Oath of Office when I was only 17. Before I could even vote. I've taken it several times since. And 40 years later, I will still defend this country against all en6.7×305k9.8k1.5k39
64Feb 14, '24Amazing that some people still think a drug addled billionaire is a genius.6.6×298k15k1.4k66
65Jul 12, '24I'm a 57 year old disabled veteran, and you better believe I'll be voting for Joe Biden. President Biden cares about us, while other guy thinks the folks who served this country ar6.5×295k9.5k2.1k47
66Nov 10, '23Any MAGAs wishing us a happy Veterans Day can go right ahead and fuck off. You support a draft dodging moron who tried to destroy our democracy, and will attempt it again with your6.2×284k12k2.5k49
67Apr 27, '24I'm beginning to think the reason Kristi Noem's husband didn't divorce her after her years long affair with Corey Lewandowski is that he didn't wanna end up in the gravel pit too. 5.8×263k9.9k1.5k67
68May 12, '25White boys not getting laid is apparently our new crisis.5.5×249k12k821493
69Apr 28, '24Hey guys, I had my COVID shot today, and I rubbed the injection site and this 5G antenna tracking device came out. Just wanted every to know so you aren't being tracked like I was 5.4×247k6.8k34743
70May 10, '24Rep. Dean Van Schoiack of Missouri is trying to stop a bill that would ban marriages to children. This is who the groomers really are. This is the face of Trump's party and all Rep5.4×244k7.1k2.1k92
71Nov 5, '24I took an oath to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. This is how I'm honoring that oath.4.6×208k14k1.6k71
72May 4, '24Every fucking day for me on Twitter.4.5×207k8.8k64336
73Jul 17, '24Hey @AdamSchiff, @SpeakerPelosi, @RepJeffries! I have President Biden's back! Do you?4.3×197k10k2.9k34
74Apr 25, '24Per SCOTUS, Presidents don't have the authority to forgive student loans but they can have the political rivals assassinated.4.2×192k7.6k1.9k81
75Aug 29, '22I am Antifa. United States Naval Academy. Class of '88.4.2×024k2.1k172
76Dec 23, '20Pardoning war criminals is a slap is the face to every veteran who has ever served this country honorably.4.0×025k4.2k35
77Apr 15, '24Or just falls the fuck asleep in court and starts drooling on himself! 🤣😂 #SleepyDon3.7×170k6.7k74912
79Nov 12, '23When Trump uses the word "Vermin" to describe everyone who isn't MAGA, it's a very specific and intentional choice. It repeats, verbatim, the word choice that Hitler used in the 193.3×152k5.8k1.6k38
80Jan 28, '24Looks like Taylor Swift is headed to the Superbowl. Suck it up, MAGA snowflakes. 🤣3.3×150k5.9k75527
81Sep 18, '22Is anybody else wondering why not a single employee of the two companies involved in trafficking legal immigrants from TX to MA can be located? They both seem to be shell companies3.2×015k5.4k200
82Apr 25, '25Any Federal law enforcement officer who tries to force their way into my home without a badge or a warrant, is going to end up with a shotgun blast to the face. Just saying.3.2×144k8.9k565254
83Jul 23, '24I don't care that George Clooney endorsed Kamala Harris today. He can fuck all the way off forever as far as I'm concerned. And besides, it was just damage control anyway.3.0×135k6.1k58226
84Jun 8, '25Alpha male. 😂2.9×133k10k1.6k94
85Aug 6, '24The Right has no clue how to deal with a Harris-Walz ticket. None. It's just the weirdest, most hyperbolic cope you've ever seen. I've never seen Republicans so completely off thei2.9×130k5.5k54568
86Mar 1, '22I'm noticing a shitload of former OEF/OIF combat vets who are signing up for the international Ukrainian defense force. Some are even forming up their own 50 person platoons and co2.9×018k2.7k230
87Jul 30, '20I would like to meet the little dude who broke my hand someday. Peacefully. Over coffee. And ask him what he was thinking that day. Did he think he was doing the right thing? Did h2.7×016k3.4k81
88Jun 8, '25ICE is the Gestapo. Make no mistake. They're evil as fuck.2.7×124k7.9k1.5k74
89Jul 19, '20Thanks for all the offers of support, but I'm good. I'm typing only with my left hand now, so will be slow to respond to all of you wonderful people. I plan to go back. This won't 2.4×016k1.6k75
90Jul 19, '20I would really, really, really like to thank Tav. She's my street medic angel who pulled me out of the park and took me to safety when I couldn't see anything anymore. She stayed w2.2×015k1.4k64
91Jul 28, '24If you're a Trump supporter, there is no respectful disagreement with me. You're an asshole who wants to enable fascism. I don't respect you and I never will.2.1×94k6.2k89335
92Jul 21, '24Dear Corporate Media, Donald Trump is now officially the oldest person to ever be nominated for President. I now expect to see stories about his age and declining mental accuity. A2.0×91k6.8k2.3k35
93Jul 19, '20My hand is pretty damaged. The hand surgeon splinted it for now, but it looks like plates, screws and/or pins await me on Friday.2.0×012k1.6k108
94Mar 16, '22Putin is now calling for the "natural and necessary self-purification" of Russian society. So that's happening now. Pardon me while I go figure out what's gonna happen next by read1.9×011k2.2k118
95May 16, '22In March of this year, the Buffalo shooter killed and decapitated a cat in his parents garage. His Mom's reaction? She gave him a box so he could go bury it in the backyard. That m1.8×09.4k2.1k92
96Oct 1, '24Fuck this illegal immigrant and his incessant gaslighting. He literally spent $44 billion to influence an election.1.7×78k5.7k1.2k39
97Sep 25, '20I want the U.S. Marshals Service officers involved in my beating to be criminally prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I also want them to be sued personally in civil court1.7×05.7k3.9k43
98Jul 26, '20I would like to meet this hero personally after my surgery. Can someone DM me with his contact information?1.3×07.1k1.8k99
99Jul 19, '20I'm exhausted and I haven't slept in over 24 hours. I love you all, but I need to go take a nap. Cheers!1.1×08.1k28422
100Jul 27, '20Seriously. I didn't intend for this to happen to my life. But it did. I'm in it for the long haul! Black Lives Matter!!! #BLM0.9×06k56811

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