| 1 | Mar 27, '20 | View post on X | 7.9× | 0 | 670k | 173k | 3.4k |
| 2 | Feb 20, '25 | I’m baaaack! Did you miss me? | 6.9× | 21.4M | 157k | 6.8k | 1.5k |
| 3 | Nov 6, '19 | Give me a heart if you miss Barack Obama in the White House. | 5.5× | 0 | 625k | 21k | 444 |
| 4 | Nov 5, '25 | Um, he didn't do it. He was 10 at the time. | 5.0× | 15.7M | 403k | 23k | 5.6k |
| 5 | Nov 8, '17 | 280 characters? Fuck that. | 4.2× | 0 | 349k | 100k | 17 |
| 6 | Aug 25, '17 | Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself. | 4.2× | 0 | 331k | 102k | 21 |
| 7 | Jan 2, '21 | My wife and I were married 50 years ago today. It's been a hell of a good run. | 4.1× | 0 | 487k | 12k | 440 |
| 8 | Dec 12, '18 | Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do | 3.6× | 0 | 306k | 69k | 474 |
| 9 | Jan 6, '21 | View post on X | 3.5× | 0 | 341k | 50k | 1.3k |
| 10 | Nov 7, '20 | One of the best days of my life. | 3.2× | 0 | 358k | 26k | 433 |
| 11 | Mar 6, '20 | View post on X | 3.2× | 0 | 263k | 72k | 1k |
| 12 | Feb 20, '25 | Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit! Goes double for Elon! | 3.2× | 9.9M | 299k | 35k | 3.7k |
| 13 | Jun 3, '20 | Iowa Steve King lost. I am the last Steve King standing. (Takes a bow.) | 3.1× | 0 | 346k | 28k | 401 |
| 14 | Nov 9, '17 | STRANGER THINGS 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do it: no bullshit, balls to the wall entertainment. Straight up. | 3.1× | 0 | 292k | 57k | 29 |
| 15 | Jan 8, '20 | Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree. | 3.1× | 0 | 170k | 107k | 263 |
| 16 | Apr 3, '20 | View post on X | 3.0× | 0 | 237k | 71k | 1.5k |
| 17 | Nov 8, '20 | You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out. | 2.9× | 0 | 272k | 36k | 995 |
| 18 | May 2, '25 | No, honey, that was Trump you're thinking of. | 2.9× | 8.9M | 246k | 12k | 2.9k |
| 19 | Oct 21, '16 | My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win. | 2.8× | 0 | 154k | 100k | 9 |
| 20 | Sep 11, '17 | Don't want to wait for Part 2 of IT, the movie? You can always read IT, the book. Just sayin'. | 2.8× | 0 | 224k | 63k | 14 |
| 21 | Jul 9, '17 | The news is real. The president is fake. | 2.8× | 0 | 220k | 68k | 6 |
| 22 | Jan 11, '17 | Hope you enjoyed Obama's speech. You won't hear anything so cogent and kind for a long time. So, with complete sincerity: THANKS, OBAMA. | 2.6× | 0 | 202k | 72k | 1 |
| 23 | Jun 13, '17 | Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself. | 2.6× | 0 | 207k | 55k | 17 |
| 24 | Jan 6, '18 | Anyone who has to call himself a genius...isn’t. | 2.4× | 0 | 209k | 51k | 8 |
| 25 | Sep 17, '17 | Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind. | 2.4× | 0 | 189k | 51k | 7 |
| 26 | Oct 8, '20 | The fly knows. | 2.2× | 0 | 224k | 26k | 258 |
| 27 | Jul 13, '20 | 1919. | 2.1× | 0 | 175k | 48k | 1.2k |
| 28 | Sep 21, '19 | View post on X | 2.1× | 0 | 206k | 25k | 541 |
| 29 | Aug 26, '18 | John McCain's finest moment (for me) came in 2008, when a woman at a rally referred to Obama as an Arab. "No, ma'am," McCain replied. "He's a decent family man, a citizen that I ju | 2.0× | 0 | 189k | 35k | 233 |
| 30 | Jun 2, '20 | Armed soldiers against peaceful protestors? With the president's enthusiastic approval? Are you shitting me? | 1.9× | 0 | 182k | 30k | 300 |
| 31 | Dec 4, '18 | IT CHAPTER 2 is coming. | 1.9× | 0 | 170k | 32k | 199 |
| 32 | Mar 8, '18 | Hey kids—The Stoneman Douglas shootings are off the front page, and the NRA sweethearts are starting to relax. Starting to tell each other, “We got through this before, we’ll get t | 1.9× | 0 | 148k | 48k | 46 |
| 33 | Sep 10, '20 | He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died. | 1.8× | 0 | 172k | 31k | 263 |
| 34 | Jun 25, '20 | Trump has royally fucked up this country. | 1.7× | 0 | 173k | 22k | 176 |
| 35 | Apr 7, '18 | Hey, kids--the NRA and their sweethearts are beginning to relax, beginning to tell each other that "this will blow over, like it always does." Keep turning the screws. | 1.7× | 0 | 147k | 37k | 55 |
| 36 | Nov 7, '20 | Sometimes...the good guys win. | 1.7× | 0 | 185k | 16k | 213 |
| 37 | Jan 8, '21 | Trump banned from Twitter. | 1.7× | 0 | 190k | 11k | 138 |
| 38 | Nov 12, '20 | Republicans, do Your duty as Americans. Tell Trump to stop playing fiddlyfuck and concede so we can get on with the nation’s business. People are dying. | 1.7× | 0 | 147k | 18k | 193 |
| 39 | Nov 30, '19 | The reason the terrorist in London went on a "stabbing spree" instead of a "shooting spree" is because they have tough gun laws and serious penalties in England. Thus the toll was | 1.7× | 0 | 163k | 24k | 316 |
| 40 | Feb 1, '20 | I'm quitting Facebook. Not comfortable with the flood of false information that's allowed in its political advertising, nor am I confident in its ability to protect its users' priv | 1.6× | 0 | 170k | 17k | 315 |
| 41 | Jul 20, '19 | I think we all agree that Donald Trump is a vile, racist, and incompetent bag of guts and waters. How happy I would be to tell him "YOU'RE FIRED" next November. | 1.6× | 0 | 145k | 21k | 182 |
| 42 | Jan 5, '20 | America, please don’t re-elect this ignorant, dangerous man. | 1.6× | 0 | 154k | 27k | 139 |
| 43 | Aug 24, '20 | After terrorist assholes hit the World Trade Center, 2,606 people died. The country came together: Democrats AND Republicans. Now 57% of Republicans call 176,000 dead from COVID-19 | 1.6× | 0 | 141k | 30k | 396 |
| 44 | Jan 11, '18 | Why would people from Norway want to immigrate here? They have actual health care, and longer life expectancy. | 1.6× | 0 | 140k | 31k | 1 |
| 45 | Nov 7, '19 | Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Everybody knows that Trump is as crooked as a broken nose and as dumb as a fencepost. Just quit shitting around and get him the fuck out of there. | 1.5× | 0 | 144k | 23k | 228 |
| 46 | May 17, '20 | Obama’s on now. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s what a REAL president looks and sounds like. | 1.5× | 0 | 161k | 16k | 129 |
| 47 | Jun 19, '19 | On June 19th, 1999 I got hit by a van while taking a walk. As I lay unconscious in the hospital, the docs debated amputating my right leg and decided it could stay, on a trial basi | 1.5× | 0 | 169k | 10k | 237 |
| 48 | Apr 15, '17 | Come on, chickenshit, if you're man enough to drop a mega-bomb on Afghanistan, you should be man enough to release your tax returns. | 1.5× | 0 | 106k | 40k | 2 |
| 49 | Nov 25, '17 | TIME wanted me to be their Person of the Year, but I said no! Won’t pose with Pennywise the Clown on my lap! Sorry, TIME! Sad!!! | 1.5× | 0 | 139k | 27k | 3 |
| 50 | Mar 4, '17 | Trump should know OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He's in the closet! HE HAS SCISSORS! | 1.5× | 0 | 109k | 38k | 1 |
| 51 | Jan 31, '21 | It's the weekend, and we have a president who isn't playing golf. | 1.5× | 0 | 141k | 10k | 106 |
| 52 | Sep 27, '18 | Ask yourself who has more motivation for lying: the professor who's had her whole life turned upside down, or the judge who stands to land a lifetime job at a quarter-mill a year, | 1.4× | 0 | 122k | 30k | 138 |
| 53 | Nov 14, '19 | Trump is said to be “monitoring the situation” in Santa Clarita. Is he a useless piece of shit or is it just me? | 1.4× | 0 | 124k | 16k | 173 |
| 54 | Jul 8, '18 | Just a warning to my British friends: An American dipshit is coming to visit you. Please remember most of us didn't vote for him; he lost by 3 million votes. His presidency is a st | 1.4× | 0 | 123k | 26k | 86 |
| 55 | Nov 5, '17 | Enough with the prayin'. Time to start legislatin'. | 1.4× | 0 | 113k | 33k | 2 |
| 56 | Jan 15, '21 | 5 people dead in the Capital riot, which is terrible and Trump lit the fuse. BUT...400,000 Americans will be dead of COVID-19 by 2/1/21. How many could have been saved if Donald Tr | 1.4× | 0 | 136k | 20k | 213 |
| 57 | Jan 2, '19 | A couple of kids got married 48 years ago today. So far it’s worked out pretty well. Still in love. | 1.4× | 0 | 157k | 7k | 99 |
| 58 | Oct 2, '20 | 850 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday. None got the special “antibody cocktail.” | 1.4× | 0 | 124k | 24k | 212 |
| 59 | Jul 24, '20 | I have started to see a lot of Trump signs in my little patch of America, and each one provokes the same surge of unreality. I think, "Really? After all the deaths, and all he's do | 1.3× | 0 | 109k | 14k | 124 |
| 60 | Aug 6, '20 | A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo." | 1.3× | 0 | 140k | 15k | 565 |
| 61 | Mar 3, '18 | Hey, kids—the House and Senate aren’t going to do anything about guns. Neither is the president, a morally vacant boob who will say anything. We have to do it ourselves. Get as man | 1.3× | 0 | 111k | 29k | 31 |
| 62 | Sep 8, '20 | Thousands of people are dead in Florida, the tourist industry has taken a body blow, but Biden and Trump are tied, 48% to 48%. Help me understand this. | 1.3× | 0 | 103k | 15k | 201 |
| 63 | Dec 13, '17 | Donald Trump is unfit for office and needs to resign. | 1.3× | 0 | 112k | 26k | 0 |
| 64 | Aug 11, '17 | Donald Trump is unfit for office. Needs to be removed. | 1.3× | 0 | 106k | 27k | 0 |
| 65 | Jun 27, '20 | 125,000 dead Americans and Donald Trump is playing golf. Unreal. | 1.3× | 0 | 118k | 20k | 136 |
| 66 | Feb 28, '19 | My wife is rightly pissed by headlines like this: “Stephen King and his wife donate $1.25M to New England Historic Genealogical Society.” The gift was her original idea, and she ha | 1.3× | 0 | 127k | 17k | 182 |
| 67 | Feb 19, '20 | The emptier the head, the louder the mouth. | 1.2× | 0 | 105k | 26k | 556 |
| 68 | Aug 15, '19 | Let's get 1 thing straight. I'm not THAT Steve King. | 1.2× | 0 | 135k | 11k | 104 |
| 69 | Jun 2, '20 | Dear fundamentalist Christian Trump supporters: If Obama had held the Bible backwards and upside down, you would immediately have called him the Antichrist. | 1.2× | 0 | 110k | 24k | 287 |
| 70 | Jun 4, '20 | I just got a spam from Susan Collins, asking me for what's the most important thing she can do for me this year. That's easy. Retire. | 1.2× | 0 | 130k | 14k | 115 |
| 71 | Nov 9, '20 | C'mon, Don. Concede. It's not the fucking Alamo. | 1.2× | 0 | 132k | 11k | 164 |
| 72 | Nov 7, '20 | America to Trump: YOU’RE FIRED. | 1.2× | 0 | 125k | 16k | 187 |
| 73 | Nov 13, '20 | Republicans: When are you going to stop supporting Trump and start supporting America? | 1.2× | 0 | 125k | 14k | 113 |
| 74 | Mar 10, '21 | It’s nice to have a president who isn’t angry and hateful 24/7. | 1.2× | 0 | 127k | 10k | 119 |
| 75 | Nov 1, '19 | This is exactly the kind of woman Republican conservatives would like to shut up. She is the dead-red opposite of fake moderate Susan Collins. I love AOC. | 1.2× | 0 | 114k | 18k | 2.1k |
| 76 | Oct 1, '20 | Dear Texas: Your governor, Greg Abbott, is trying to suppress your vote. | 1.2× | 0 | 102k | 25k | 82 |
| 77 | Jun 11, '20 | Trump lied, a hundred thousand died. | 1.2× | 0 | 116k | 18k | 147 |
| 78 | Feb 29, '20 | Hard to believe there was ever a world leader as dumb as Donald Trump. Can’t spell, can’t read, has never managed anything approaching an original thought. His brain is like a radi | 1.2× | 0 | 110k | 18k | 316 |
| 79 | Nov 18, '20 | Trump’s tweets are becoming increasingly frantic and deranged. He’s a danger to the republic. | 1.1× | 0 | 118k | 11k | 114 |
| 80 | Jan 6, '21 | Fox News is blaming the capital police. incredible. Just incredible. | 1.1× | 0 | 115k | 13k | 223 |
| 81 | Oct 17, '19 | What I noticed about that conference table pic? Only one woman in the room, and not a single person of color. If I want to look at an old white guy, I’ll use the bathroom mirror. | 1.1× | 0 | 118k | 13k | 227 |
| 82 | Apr 23, '19 | GoT: As a long-time storyteller, I'm in awe of how perfectly the minds behind this show brought all the major characters together at Winterfell. They made it look easy. Constant Re | 1.1× | 0 | 112k | 17k | 354 |
| 83 | Mar 9, '20 | Republican are talking about bailing out the airlines and oil companies. How about a bail-out for middle-class and poor folks who can’t pay their medical bills? 🥺 | 1.1× | 0 | 105k | 18k | 118 |
| 84 | Nov 4, '18 | Iowans, for personal reasons I hope you’ll vote Steve King out. I’m tired of being confused with this racist dumbbell. | 1.1× | 0 | 111k | 17k | 51 |
| 85 | Sep 18, '20 | Rest In Peace Ruth Bader Ginsberg. A giant. Make sure another Kavanaugh doesn't replace her. Please vote blue. | 1.1× | 0 | 111k | 16k | 114 |
| 86 | Dec 24, '20 | Trump sucks. | 1.1× | 0 | 122k | 8.2k | 66 |
| 87 | Jun 25, '20 | Trump is protecting statues instead of people. | 1.1× | 0 | 105k | 18k | 114 |
| 88 | Jul 6, '20 | It's the American Virus now, big boy. | 1.1× | 0 | 106k | 16k | 179 |
| 89 | Dec 1, '18 | Like J.K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman, I have a writing room. Actually, it's a one-room studio. There's even a couch. And if you think that's pretentious, go fuck yourself. | 1.1× | 0 | 112k | 9.8k | 212 |
| 90 | Feb 11, '20 | One of the things I miss most about Barack Obama is his sense of humor. Trump’s only idea of being funny is to give mean and demeaning nicknames to those who oppose him. It’s an in | 1.1× | 0 | 107k | 13k | 177 |
| 91 | Jul 11, '18 | Ted Cruz called me a limousine liberal! Oooo! He's never ridden in one himself, I suppose. Come on up to Maine, Ted, I'll give you a ride on my Harley. It was made in America befor | 1.0× | 0 | 100k | 17k | 75 |
| 92 | Sep 17, '20 | How many starving people could be fed with the amount of money spent on political ads? | 1.0× | 0 | 100k | 14k | 129 |
| 93 | Jul 29, '20 | Even if you're a supporter, you must see by now that if Donald Trump was your uncle, the family would be discussing how to gently take away his car keys. | 1.0× | 0 | 101k | 15k | 137 |
| 94 | Sep 30, '20 | Cut his mike when he interrupts. | 1.0× | 0 | 104k | 11k | 79 |
| 95 | Jan 13, '21 | Impeach him and convict him. Anyone else would be in jail now, wearing an orange jumpsuit. Also, he's dangerous. | 1.0× | 0 | 105k | 11k | 85 |
| 96 | Sep 28, '18 | I believe the woman. | 1.0× | 0 | 100k | 13k | 50 |
| 97 | Nov 25, '20 | Every time I hear "President-elect Biden" on the news, my day gets a booster shot of happiness. | 1.0× | 0 | 113k | 5.3k | 59 |
| 98 | Jul 11, '21 | A rich guy flew in a rocket plane. Let’s move on. | 1.0× | 0 | 101k | 8.9k | 173 |
| 99 | Nov 7, '20 | CNN just called it. Joe Biden is President Elect. ‘This wretched, wretched presidency is coming to an end. | 0.9× | 0 | 102k | 8.7k | 109 |
| 100 | Jan 21, '21 | The inmates are no longer running the asylum. What a relief. | 0.9× | 0 | 101k | 7.1k | 105 |