| 1 | Jun 3, '19 | Happy 38th birthday McLovin. | 6.4× | 0 | 630k | 148k | 1.4k |
| 2 | Jan 9, '20 | I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered. | 5.2× | 0 | 626k | 68k | 3k |
| 3 | Oct 16, '19 | My work here is done. | 5.2× | 0 | 561k | 94k | 2.2k |
| 4 | Jul 5, '17 | Jesus fucking Christ mom. | 4.7× | 0 | 417k | 134k | 41 |
| 5 | Jun 5, '20 | Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera. | 4.6× | 0 | 433k | 116k | 2.8k |
| 6 | Jul 27, '19 | Billy, how dare you. | 4.2× | 0 | 500k | 57k | 1.3k |
| 7 | Feb 5, '19 | I don’t want anyone to get hurt. | 4.2× | 0 | 469k | 72k | 1.3k |
| 8 | Sep 8, '20 | Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed. | 4.0× | 0 | 442k | 60k | 2.7k |
| 9 | Sep 14, '16 | Trifecta of smoking power. | 3.9× | 0 | 285k | 137k | 59 |
| 10 | Aug 13, '17 | Tell this shit to your dad. | 3.8× | 0 | 313k | 122k | 7 |
| 11 | Nov 7, '20 | They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up. | 3.7× | 0 | 370k | 75k | 764 |
| 12 | May 15, '20 | Humans had a pretty good run. | 3.7× | 0 | 411k | 60k | 917 |
| 13 | May 31, '20 | Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it. | 3.5× | 0 | 353k | 71k | 1.2k |
| 14 | Jan 31, '20 | It sure as fuck is. | 3.4× | 0 | 386k | 51k | 3k |
| 15 | Nov 12, '18 | Thank you Stan Lee for making people who feel different realize they are special. | 3.3× | 0 | 332k | 72k | 396 |
| 16 | Jan 4, '19 | Wild night last night. | 3.1× | 0 | 328k | 62k | 3.3k |
| 17 | Jul 26, '17 | I'm starting to think they don't know what these letters actually stand for. | 3.1× | 0 | 267k | 92k | 6 |
| 18 | Aug 18, '17 | Superbad turns 10 today, which makes Mclovin 35 I think. | 2.9× | 0 | 258k | 82k | 10 |
| 19 | Jan 23, '14 | All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit. | 2.8× | 0 | 128k | 135k | 16 |
| 20 | Jan 26, '21 | I made these vases: | 2.7× | 0 | 352k | 14k | 944 |
| 21 | Jun 3, '21 | Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old) | 2.6× | 0 | 290k | 40k | 1.2k |
| 22 | Feb 16, '17 | Let's see if this works! | 2.4× | 0 | 228k | 61k | 3 |
| 23 | May 8, '18 | Jesus mom | 2.3× | 0 | 273k | 34k | 384 |
| 24 | Oct 5, '18 | This is important. | 2.3× | 0 | 215k | 58k | 2.8k |
| 25 | Apr 29, '20 | I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy | 2.3× | 0 | 262k | 30k | 1.5k |
| 26 | Dec 31, '16 | Not it. | 2.2× | 0 | 182k | 73k | 7 |
| 27 | Jul 5, '21 | Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to | 2.2× | 0 | 273k | 18k | 1.8k |
| 28 | Jun 3, '22 | As always, we must celebrate McLovin day. | 2.1× | 0 | 243k | 31k | 1.1k |
| 29 | Mar 18, '20 | I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know | 2.1× | 0 | 247k | 19k | 2.2k |
| 30 | Aug 16, '17 | The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard. | 2.1× | 0 | 197k | 52k | 6 |
| 31 | Nov 1, '17 | Hakuna Matata. 🦁👑 | 2.0× | 0 | 179k | 51k | 6 |
| 32 | Mar 1, '21 | Almost ten years I go, I envisioned having my own weed company. And today I can say that my company Houseplant's weed will be available in California next week! Also, Houseplant is | 2.0× | 0 | 205k | 31k | 2.3k |
| 33 | Aug 1, '22 | Dear god man I’m noticing you! Stop! You don’t have to proceed to the next holes! | 2.0× | 0 | 239k | 22k | 2.7k |
| 34 | Jan 24, '21 | This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him. | 2.0× | 0 | 228k | 26k | 294 |
| 35 | Oct 2, '17 | If you're offended by someone saying "cracker", it's a good indicator that you're a motherfucking cracker. | 1.9× | 0 | 186k | 43k | 34 |
| 36 | Oct 12, '17 | Sliding in to @DonaldJTrumpJr DMs to remind him his father is a sexual predator like: | 1.9× | 0 | 181k | 42k | 5 |
| 37 | Jan 24, '21 | All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit. | 1.8× | 0 | 207k | 20k | 255 |
| 38 | Sep 27, '22 | What’s a try guy? | 1.8× | 0 | 226k | 14k | 1.1k |
| 39 | Dec 10, '20 | I made these vases. | 1.7× | 0 | 229k | 7.1k | 670 |
| 40 | Jun 27, '22 | I made more gloop. | 1.7× | 0 | 196k | 15k | 4.9k |
| 41 | Aug 18, '17 | Anyway, if you dig Superbad, thanks for digging it. I wrote it with my best friend in high school and we still write together. It's lovely. | 1.7× | 0 | 192k | 27k | 4 |
| 42 | Jun 17, '17 | What the fuck?! | 1.7× | 0 | 177k | 31k | 6 |
| 43 | Oct 10, '17 | When you don't answer your mom's phone calls for a day: | 1.7× | 0 | 169k | 36k | 0 |
| 44 | Mar 27, '19 | After five years of hard work, I’m pleased to be launching my cannabis company, Houseplant. Thank you. | 1.6× | 0 | 193k | 21k | 372 |
| 45 | Aug 12, '17 | By the way, fuck these nazi motherfuckers. #Charlottesville | 1.6× | 0 | 145k | 47k | 2 |
| 46 | Jun 10, '17 | A saga in four parts: | 1.6× | 0 | 170k | 34k | 6 |
| 47 | Sep 29, '17 | The Jews don't need your stupid thoughts, go help Puerto Rico. | 1.6× | 0 | 153k | 40k | 2 |
| 48 | May 30, '19 | I am Pumbaa | 1.6× | 0 | 192k | 18k | 237 |
| 49 | Mar 27, '21 | I made these vases. | 1.6× | 0 | 208k | 8.8k | 587 |
| 50 | Oct 19, '20 | I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”. | 1.5× | 0 | 201k | 9.3k | 300 |
| 51 | Apr 19, '20 | Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again. | 1.5× | 0 | 166k | 28k | 507 |
| 52 | Sep 13, '17 | I got name dropped by @NICKIMINAJ in a song so I'M FUCKING GOOD YA'LL. | 1.5× | 0 | 173k | 24k | 30 |
| 53 | Jul 2, '21 | The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s roote | 1.5× | 0 | 154k | 30k | 998 |
| 54 | Dec 8, '17 | I was supposed to do a press tour on @SIRIUSXM on teusday but I'm no longer doing it because I can't bring myself to appear on the same service that has decided to support Steve Ba | 1.5× | 0 | 155k | 24k | 4 |
| 55 | Apr 21, '18 | I know it’s not 4/20 anymore but I like this picture. When the three of us smoked there was this unspoken thing like “we found each other”. | 1.5× | 0 | 155k | 28k | 260 |
| 56 | Aug 30, '17 | Sorry dude, in a meeting. | 1.5× | 0 | 156k | 29k | 6 |
| 57 | Jul 30, '19 | My mom is officially my mom! | 1.5× | 0 | 191k | 11k | 193 |
| 58 | Dec 25, '18 | My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie. | 1.4× | 0 | 143k | 22k | 516 |
| 59 | Feb 2, '21 | I made this chartreuse ashtray and I like the word “chartreuse”. | 1.4× | 0 | 184k | 8.3k | 849 |
| 60 | Oct 18, '18 | Hakuna Matata. | 1.4× | 0 | 160k | 20k | 177 |
| 61 | Jul 8, '19 | I’m thrilled to be a part of this cast and to be in a picture with Beyoncé. #TheLionKing is coming! | 1.4× | 0 | 156k | 21k | 349 |
| 62 | Jan 21, '21 | If you’re a white supremacist fascist who doesn’t find it offensive when someone calls your wife ugly, Ted Cruz is the exact motherfucker for you. | 1.4× | 0 | 162k | 16k | 447 |
| 63 | Feb 16, '17 | Yo! @DonaldJTrumpJr! I noticed you follow me on Twitter. Please ask your dad to resign before he destroys the planet. Thanks dude. | 1.3× | 0 | 120k | 37k | 1 |
| 64 | Jun 7, '20 | Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor | 1.3× | 0 | 123k | 33k | 112 |
| 65 | Apr 24, '22 | I made gloop. | 1.3× | 0 | 148k | 12k | 2.7k |
| 66 | May 21, '19 | ZELDA IS ON THE COVER OF GQ! I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD. | 1.3× | 0 | 161k | 13k | 253 |
| 67 | May 9, '19 | Ho-ho-holocaust denier. | 1.3× | 0 | 153k | 17k | 377 |
| 68 | Feb 18, '21 | I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” | 1.3× | 0 | 141k | 21k | 274 |
| 69 | Dec 18, '17 | Put the camera down and run motherfucker. | 1.3× | 0 | 128k | 30k | 4 |
| 70 | Apr 18, '20 | I have no recollection of this happening. | 1.3× | 0 | 158k | 13k | 762 |
| 71 | May 24, '21 | I made this vase: | 1.2× | 0 | 166k | 6.6k | 401 |
| 72 | Nov 29, '18 | I shaved. | 1.2× | 0 | 144k | 8.3k | 192 |
| 73 | Dec 28, '20 | I made this vase. | 1.2× | 0 | 164k | 4.2k | 357 |
| 74 | Apr 18, '20 | I made these vases. | 1.2× | 0 | 160k | 5.2k | 291 |
| 75 | Aug 17, '20 | I’m happy people are taking this advice, but while you’re at it, don’t put in the filter till AFTER you’ve rolled your joint. It helps pack it in! | 1.2× | 0 | 137k | 18k | 976 |
| 76 | May 17, '17 | Me and my wife have recently come to the unsettling realization that @jtimberlake and @JessicaBiel are the better looking version of us. | 1.2× | 0 | 122k | 25k | 7 |
| 77 | Dec 1, '17 | We made a movie about the worst movie and it might be our best movie. | 1.2× | 0 | 125k | 23k | 2 |
| 78 | Oct 26, '22 | In 2024…The SAUSAGE PARTY continues!!!!!!!!! | 1.2× | 0 | 121k | 14k | 1.5k |
| 79 | Apr 13, '19 | I’m thrilled to be a part of this. | 1.2× | 0 | 125k | 21k | 962 |
| 80 | Dec 11, '19 | I know I haven’t tweeted in a while but I just wanted to let you guys know that I made this vase. | 1.2× | 0 | 148k | 8.4k | 222 |
| 81 | Feb 26, '19 | After I park my car, it takes me about 38 minutes to collect all my shit and actually get out. | 1.2× | 0 | 119k | 22k | 277 |
| 82 | Jul 3, '18 | I’ve been DMing with @jack about his bizarre need to verify white supremacists on his platform for the last 8 months or so, and after all the exchanges, I’ve reached a conclusion: | 1.1× | 0 | 110k | 23k | 318 |
| 83 | Dec 3, '18 | That’s awesome mom. | 1.1× | 0 | 148k | 7.9k | 111 |
| 84 | Oct 13, '18 | This is the best one yet. | 1.1× | 0 | 129k | 17k | 470 |
| 85 | Aug 20, '19 | This whole thing is comedically genius. | 1.1× | 0 | 125k | 17k | 1.5k |
| 86 | Aug 30, '17 | I triggered Bill Mitchell and then kept telling him I had meetings. | 1.1× | 0 | 117k | 20k | 13 |
| 87 | Jan 21, '21 | @tedcruz Haha get fucked fascist. Go encourage a white supremacist insurrection again you fucking clown. | 1.1× | 0 | 136k | 9.6k | 286 |
| 88 | Mar 1, '21 | Sometimes it’s the night before you launch something that you’ve been working on for ten years and for me that night is now. | 1.1× | 0 | 150k | 3.1k | 551 |
| 89 | Jan 24, '21 | You literally inspired a deadly insurrection you stupid fuck. | 1.1× | 0 | 130k | 10k | 184 |
| 90 | Apr 8, '22 | When I invite friends over to chill: | 1.0× | 0 | 138k | 6.2k | 899 |
| 91 | Jul 12, '20 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 121k | 12k | 241 |
| 92 | Jan 20, '21 | Watch our show. (I’m still promoting this show after 22 years and I’ll keep promoting that shit!) | 1.0× | 0 | 123k | 11k | 603 |
| 93 | Jan 24, '21 | Your lies got people killed. You have blood on your hands. | 1.0× | 0 | 121k | 10k | 156 |
| 94 | Feb 1, '21 | The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had. | 1.0× | 0 | 130k | 5.5k | 248 |
| 95 | Aug 15, '20 | People of British Columbia! Please do not go out to parties and BBQs and other large gatherings! The COVID is still out there! It’s more fun to hang out alone and smoke weed and wa | 1.0× | 0 | 112k | 12k | 240 |
| 96 | Feb 4, '22 | Burn this app to the ground. | 0.9× | 0 | 125k | 6k | 495 |
| 97 | Jan 21, '21 | @SenTedCruz Fuck off you fascist. | 0.9× | 0 | 120k | 5.1k | 125 |
| 98 | Jun 21, '20 | Happy Fathers Day to my dad who will look for any excuse to wear shorts! (This is him at a charity event) | 0.9× | 0 | 123k | 4.9k | 261 |