| 1 | Mar 5, '24 | I wouldn’t trade Saturday mornings with my kids for anything. | 184× | 42.2M | 60k | 2k | 2.7k |
| 2 | Oct 24, '24 | 32 million church-going Christians are "unlikely" to vote in this election. The last contest was decided by thousands of votes, not millions. This election is ours if Christians wi | 131× | 30M | 28k | 7.3k | 715 |
| 3 | Nov 19, '24 | The discredited, scandal-ridden smear factory known as the SPLC is about to publish a hit piece doxxing several of our “Not the Bee” writers who wished to remain anonymous so they | 79.4× | 18.2M | 32k | 7.5k | 1.4k |
| 4 | Sep 14, '25 | The threat is very real to all of us, and not just in public. They want us to feel afraid in our own homes. | 64.7× | 14.8M | 34k | 4.3k | 1k |
| 5 | Oct 28, '24 | A husband and father reached out with some feedback on my pro-life position. | 31.5× | 7.2M | 109k | 14k | 5.1k |
| 6 | May 3, '23 | Twitter used to be a place where false narratives were protected and promoted. Now it's a place where they're challenged and corrected. It's easy to think Musk has botched everythi | 28.1× | 6.4M | 26k | 2.9k | 211 |
| 7 | Feb 16, '24 | Man dressed as woman says weather is racist. | 28.1× | 6.4M | 73k | 11k | 1.8k |
| 8 | Feb 20, '23 | Here’s South Park mocking the insane idea that men can actually become women. This clip is from 2005. | 26.8× | 6.1M | 41k | 6.4k | 3.2k |
| 9 | Feb 13, '24 | Refusing a cognitive test is just as bad as failing it. | 26.1× | 6M | 91k | 13k | 1.2k |
| 10 | Nov 18, '23 | They attack Musk because they hate freedom, and they hate freedom because it threatens their power to control the narrative. It really is that simple. As others are pulling their a | 24.6× | 5.6M | 43k | 6.4k | 418 |
| 11 | Nov 29, '23 | This is how you handle woke bullies. You refuse to give them what they want because what they want is your integrity. The Bee is doubling our pledge to advertise on X from $250k to | 23.2× | 5.3M | 75k | 9.5k | 803 |
| 12 | Oct 14, '24 | This perspective is even more insane. | 22.6× | 5.2M | 74k | 9.2k | 11k |
| 13 | Feb 22, '23 | This kid has more courage, conviction, and clarity of thought than most adults today. Powerful stuff. I can’t imagine how proud his parents are. | 21.6× | 4.9M | 34k | 6.7k | 3.1k |
| 14 | Oct 31, '24 | Democrats: “We must stop the spread of misinformation.” Also Democrats: | 21× | 4.8M | 105k | 17k | 5.2k |
| 15 | Sep 3, '24 | This is wild. | 20.8× | 4.8M | 25k | 1.2k | 2.5k |
| 16 | Feb 13, '23 | I just learned that one of the co-founders of Twitter, Evan Williams, spoke to the Associated Press after Trump was elected and apologized for his role in making that happen. He we | 19× | 4.3M | 28k | 3.7k | 506 |
| 17 | Aug 12, '24 | If you have kids in your twenties you can go out in your forties without a sitter. | 17.7× | 4.1M | 46k | 1.4k | 791 |
| 18 | Dec 24, '24 | When we joked about Vivek, he laughed and leaned into it — then sat down with us to talk about the need to take ourselves less seriously and lose our "hunger for sanctimony." He's | 16.1× | 3.7M | 30k | 1.5k | 885 |
| 19 | May 30, '23 | If your account is indistinguishable from parody, who’s to blame for the confusion? | 15.5× | 3.5M | 34k | 2.7k | 88 |
| 20 | Jan 19, '23 | I didn't want to make this video. I wanted to take a nap. But my hand was forced. "Big Con" replies to Steven Crowder. | 15.5× | 3.5M | 26k | 3.5k | 845 |
| 21 | Mar 10, '25 | The last administration believed in pregnant men. | 14.7× | 3.4M | 126k | 10k | 817 |
| 22 | Nov 5, '24 | Obama is calling on men to vote. Harris is appealing to women. When it really matters, even Democrats can't help but admit there are only two genders. | 14.3× | 3.3M | 123k | 16k | 2.3k |
| 23 | Aug 4, '24 | Report: Comedian tells jokes. | 14.2× | 3.2M | 114k | 4.2k | 704 |
| 24 | Jan 17, '24 | Some of our readers have expressed concern about this report, suggesting it did not meet the high journalistic standards they've come to expect from us. We want you to know that we | 13.2× | 3M | 44k | 2.8k | 391 |
| 25 | Mar 21, '25 | Three years ago. | 13.2× | 3M | 88k | 7.9k | 1.3k |
| 26 | Sep 4, '23 | Google: Misinformative content violates our policies and will be removed. Also Google: | 13× | 3M | 47k | 6.6k | 594 |
| 27 | Oct 25, '23 | Is this satire? | 12.5× | 2.9M | 26k | 1.6k | 465 |
| 28 | Oct 19, '24 | This was such a good exchange. Tim backed him into a corner and he didn’t even see it coming. | 12.4× | 2.8M | 50k | 9.3k | 7.4k |
| 29 | Jul 11, '23 | Why’s this Nazi propaganda in my feed? | 11.3× | 2.6M | 29k | 1.2k | 107 |
| 30 | Jul 14, '24 | Why would you wish Hitler a speedy recovery? | 10.7× | 2.5M | 36k | 2.7k | 881 |
| 31 | Sep 11, '25 | 15 million views on this. Make it 100 million. | 10.4× | 2.4M | 99k | 11k | 616 |
| 32 | May 25, '23 | Imagine having a worldview so weak you have to prevent high schoolers from challenging it. | 10.2× | 2.3M | 28k | 3.9k | 548 |
| 33 | Aug 25, '23 | Your terms are acceptable. | 9.9× | 2.3M | 30k | 2.5k | 281 |
| 34 | Oct 27, '23 | A year ago I woke up to this message in my inbox. Thank you, @elonmusk. | 9.9× | 2.3M | 46k | 3.3k | 242 |
| 35 | Nov 8, '24 | Not satire. | 9.7× | 2.2M | 47k | 5.5k | 2.9k |
| 36 | Mar 12, '23 | Every five years she has to delete the tweets from five years ago saying we only have five years left. | 9.2× | 2.1M | 30k | 4.3k | 368 |
| 37 | Apr 28, '23 | So give the money back. | 9.0× | 2.1M | 25k | 1.1k | 88 |
| 38 | Oct 8, '23 | If it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to opt out of funding terrorism when I pay taxes. | 8.6× | 2M | 42k | 5.6k | 101 |
| 39 | Sep 3, '24 | I haven’t forgotten that churches were forced to close while casinos and strip clubs remained open. | 8.6× | 2M | 48k | 5.6k | 894 |
| 40 | Dec 29, '22 | Mowing your lawn is racist. Working out is racist. Math is racist. Not wearing a mask is racist. Hard work is racist. Grammar is racist. Highways are racist. America is racist. Not | 8.4× | 1.9M | 34k | 4.7k | 322 |
| 41 | Apr 25, '25 | View post on X | 8.4× | 1.9M | 40k | 4.6k | 545 |
| 42 | Jul 20, '24 | Put another way, a woman whose family did not violate the law spoke to people who appreciate that. | 8.3× | 1.9M | 83k | 7.7k | 578 |
| 43 | Feb 17, '24 | My son believed he was Spiderman for two years. | 8.2× | 1.9M | 30k | 2.2k | 455 |
| 44 | Oct 29, '24 | The New York Times has reached out to The Babylon Bee for comment on our election misinformation. | 7.3× | 1.7M | 48k | 6.5k | 1.4k |
| 45 | May 29, '25 | View post on X | 6.9× | 1.6M | 52k | 4.5k | 1.2k |
| 46 | Jan 11, '23 | Christianity Today says the Babylon Bee "has run a number of anti-trans jokes—mocking both particular transgender people like Levine as well as fictional trans people." Our jokes a | 6.8× | 1.5M | 29k | 2.5k | 101 |
| 47 | Feb 24, '24 | It's tough to present yourself as the rational one when you're wearing a mask outside in 2024. | 6.6× | 1.5M | 27k | 2.2k | 451 |
| 48 | Jan 8, '24 | Biden literally just sued Texas to try and prevent them from securing the border. | 6.5× | 1.5M | 26k | 3.8k | 205 |
| 49 | Jul 31, '24 | Big win. | 6.3× | 1.4M | 33k | 1.3k | 127 |
| 50 | Mar 4, '24 | View post on X | 5.1× | 1.2M | 32k | 3.5k | 598 |
| 51 | Oct 26, '24 | BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg endorses Trump. | 5.1× | 1.2M | 49k | 4.2k | 163 |
| 52 | Oct 1, '23 | Not all of us were fooled. | 5.0× | 1.1M | 25k | 3.2k | 274 |
| 53 | Nov 14, '22 | So Biden gave loads of money to Ukraine, who gave loads of money to FTX, who gave loads of money to Democrats. Sounds like a potentially massive scandal the media will have absolut | 4.4× | 0 | 92k | 23k | 960 |
| 54 | Oct 7, '25 | If Hamas had not attacked Israel, slaughtering over a thousand people and taking hundreds of hostages, there would be no conflict in Gaza. You can criticize Israel all you want, bu | 4.3× | 992k | 35k | 5.2k | 565 |
| 55 | Mar 2, '24 | It's still comedy, though. | 4.3× | 990k | 33k | 3k | 311 |
| 56 | Sep 10, '25 | You need to know what Charlie was like personally. His faith was real. It wasn't a show. And that meant he always looked for ways to be an encouragement. These were his last messag | 4.3× | 973k | 45k | 3k | 1.4k |
| 57 | Sep 1, '24 | He said he wouldn’t rest until he got the hostages home safely. “They have my word,” he promised. Then he went to the beach and retired. | 4.1× | 934k | 36k | 8.6k | 359 |
| 58 | May 25, '22 | @BarackObama "It sucks those kids died, but remember George Floyd? He's who I'm still thinking about." — Barack Obama | 3.9× | 0 | 104k | 8.9k | 319 |
| 59 | Oct 27, '22 | The Babylon Bee was tossed in Twitter jail 7 months ago for a joke that referred to an adult male as a man. We could have restored our account at any time by deleting the tweet, bu | 3.8× | 0 | 93k | 15k | 267 |
| 60 | Jun 30, '24 | View post on X | 3.7× | 846k | 26k | 3.3k | 262 |
| 61 | May 3, '22 | You can’t say “no uterus, no opinion” anymore. You gave that up when you said trans women are women. | 3.5× | 0 | 85k | 12k | 612 |
| 62 | Aug 20, '24 | Their greatest fear is that Trump might behave like them. | 3.1× | 708k | 29k | 3.3k | 374 |
| 63 | Mar 18, '22 | Reality is a South Park episode. | 2.9× | 0 | 70k | 11k | 604 |
| 64 | Jul 25, '24 | He’s not perfect. He’s made mistakes. And he’s been wrong about one or two things. But every day he gets up and fights for you. Every day he wards off attacks without backing down, | 2.9× | 655k | 28k | 2.1k | 231 |
| 65 | Aug 29, '25 | Prayer may not shield a child from bullets, but it can guard the heart against becoming as hard and wicked as yours. | 2.9× | 654k | 28k | 2.5k | 216 |
| 66 | Oct 26, '24 | How did you survive his first term? Were you in hiding? | 2.8× | 640k | 28k | 2.5k | 157 |
| 67 | Nov 21, '22 | The Bee will hit 2 million followers soon. We had 1.5 million when Twitter first locked us up. We now have more followers, reach, and revenue than ever before — not because we acqu | 2.7× | 0 | 74k | 7.1k | 74 |
| 68 | Nov 6, '24 | To woke leftists — the insanity you tried to shove down everyone’s throat is the reason you lost. It’s time for introspection. | 2.7× | 622k | 34k | 3.3k | 613 |
| 69 | Mar 20, '22 | I just received this notice that we’ve been locked out of our account for “hateful conduct.” | 2.7× | 0 | 53k | 11k | 489 |
| 70 | Apr 5, '22 | Musk reached out to us before he polled his followers about Twitter's commitment to free speech. He wanted to confirm that we had, in fact, been suspended. He even mused on that ca | 2.6× | 0 | 68k | 7.2k | 385 |
| 71 | Nov 25, '22 | I'm thankful I didn't get vaccinated. | 2.6× | 0 | 67k | 5.2k | 76 |
| 72 | Mar 23, '22 | If it’s unclear what a woman is, how does Biden know he’s nominated one? | 2.3× | 0 | 56k | 8.4k | 171 |
| 73 | Aug 19, '22 | Me: “It’s wrong to kill babies.” Them: | 2.2× | 0 | 45k | 7.8k | 669 |
| 74 | Apr 28, '22 | The Babylon Bee has gained over 200,000 followers since we were locked out a month ago. | 2.1× | 0 | 61k | 3.9k | 42 |
| 75 | Nov 29, '22 | Jim Carrey was on Twitter? | 2.0× | 0 | 50k | 2k | 62 |
| 76 | Mar 20, '22 | We're not deleting anything. Truth is not hate speech. If the cost of telling the truth is the loss of our Twitter account, then so be it. | 2.0× | 0 | 47k | 7k | 106 |
| 77 | Sep 6, '22 | 100 percent of straight men are unwilling to date gay men dressed as women. | 2.0× | 0 | 43k | 4.6k | 792 |
| 78 | Dec 10, '22 | Ways Twitter has changed since @elonmusk took over: - Less child porn - Less politically motivated censorship - Fewer bots - More active users and engagement - More transparency - | 1.8× | 0 | 49k | 3.8k | 141 |
| 79 | Nov 7, '24 | Harris had 83 billionaires backing her. | ⚡ 1.7× | 42.8M | 36k | 5.7k | 4k |
| 80 | Apr 26, '22 | The people who have assured us they aren't censoring anyone are incredibly distraught to learn they won't be able to censor anyone. | 1.7× | 0 | 44k | 6.2k | 123 |
| 81 | Nov 29, '22 | View post on X | 1.7× | 0 | 44k | 4.3k | 237 |
| 82 | Oct 15, '22 | I asked Musk why he thought wokeness was so harmful. This was his response. | 1.7× | 0 | 37k | 7k | 579 |
| 83 | Dec 18, '21 | I was teabagged in Halo. | 1.7× | 0 | 45k | 4.1k | 401 |
| 84 | Apr 27, '22 | Objecting to Twitter becoming politically neutral is to admit that it isn’t. | 1.6× | 0 | 43k | 5k | 86 |
| 85 | Apr 1, '22 | I want to personally apologize to everyone we harmed when we misgendered this brave, beautiful woman. I’ll be stepping away from my role as CEO of the Bee for a time to reflect on | 1.6× | 0 | 32k | 3.2k | 256 |
| 86 | Jun 9, '22 | BREAKING: Twitter just locked out @libsoftiktok for posting a thread about several recent drag shows for kids. The thread allegedly violates Twitter's rules against "abuse and hara | 1.5× | 0 | 30k | 8.1k | 191 |
| 87 | Mar 22, '22 | Taliban Spokesman Finally Banned From Twitter After Sharing Babylon Bee Headline | 1.4× | 0 | 32k | 5.4k | 181 |
| 88 | Sep 14, '22 | The FBI raided the Babylon Bee's headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an unfinished third joke that hadn't yet harmed anyone. | 1.3× | 0 | 32k | 4.3k | 84 |
| 89 | Jul 1, '22 | Young children should be trained to say, “You’re making me uncomfortable,” or “I’m telling my parents about this inappropriate conversation”whenever a teacher starts talking about | 1.3× | 0 | 29k | 5.6k | 155 |
| 90 | Nov 18, '22 | Thank you, @elonmusk. I think it's unlikely I'll ever be able to repay you. | 1.3× | 0 | 37k | 1.4k | 65 |
| 91 | Nov 11, '22 | I just learned that a fat guy won a women's beauty pageant. | 1.2× | 0 | 32k | 2.4k | 132 |
| 92 | Nov 28, '22 | Hey @tim_cook, if you make Americans choose between free speech and Apple, you might be surprised how many of us choose free speech. | 1.2× | 0 | 30k | 3.2k | 36 |
| 93 | Apr 17, '20 | I tested negative for COVID-19 but positive for antibodies, meaning I had the virus but no longer do. I never had any symptoms. | 1.2× | 0 | 23k | 6.5k | 195 |
| 94 | May 3, '22 | Abortion is healthcare the way rape is lovemaking. | 1.2× | 0 | 29k | 4.4k | 130 |
| 95 | Aug 18, '22 | Hey @brianstelter, would you be interested in working for the Bee? We're looking for talent with experience putting out funny fake news. You come highly recommended. Shoot me a DM | 1.1× | 0 | 29k | 3.1k | 62 |
| 96 | Nov 24, '22 | Sane people: "I don't think children should be sexualized, exploited, or mutilated." Leftists: "You hear that? They want gays and trans people to die." | 1.1× | 0 | 25k | 5.1k | 145 |
| 97 | Jun 5, '22 | We need a show called “To Catch a Groomer” where cops organize fake “family-friendly” drag shows and then arrest all the parents who show up with their kids. | 1.0× | 0 | 25k | 3.5k | 68 |
| 98 | Apr 19, '22 | 1/ The exposure of @libsoftiktok isn't journalism; it's pure intimidation. They're threatened by her effectiveness, so they hope to silence her by making her too afraid to continue | 1.0× | 0 | 24k | 3.7k | 163 |
| 99 | Oct 11, '24 | Babylon Bee Releases Hilarious J6 Mockumentary: ‘The Most Deadliest Day’ | 0.9× | 202k | 28k | 5.2k | 2.5k |
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