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Eric Pacifici | M&A lawyer | $1.9B+ in businesses bought and sold since '22 @SMBLawGroup | The Silver Tsunami, every Thursday.

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1Apr 18, '23I’m a lawyer. I use ChatGPT daily. I feel like causing some chaos in my profession. The following is PART ONE of a series I’m calling: “Things ChatGPT can do right now that (maybe)478×33.1M54k5.6k39k
2Jan 12, '24Getting fired is tough, but it’s important to handle it with dignity. Firing someone is also hard, requiring compassion and respect. Total disaster on both sides here.347×24M31k2.4k28k
3Apr 16, '23I’m a lawyer. I use ChatGPT daily. I’m feeling like causing some chaos. Should I burn down my own profession and write a thread showing you all the things it can do *right now* tha139×9.6M11k6944.5k
4Aug 27, '25ChatGPT has been legitimately unusable for me since watching this134×9.3M60k3.9k23k
5Aug 18, '25Guys, do not do this. And, yes, this is legal advice.132×9.2M148k3.6k8.3k
6Jul 26, '24Middle age is 3896.2×6.7M11k1.5k2.8k
7May 18, '24Do you think owning a family compound is the ultimate measure of success? If not, what is?79.4×5.5M9.8k6565k
8Jan 19, '24This is real footage from my Ring doorbell. Who doesn’t love living in an HOA? Geez!73.5×5.1M6.2k3701.7k
9Jul 6, '24If Texas and California had a child, it would be Florida. With California’s weather and beaches, and Texas’s business and tax-friendly climate, it attracts more billionaire residen71×4.9M5.8k294374
10May 19, '24For all the ‘family compound’ loving folks below — What do you think now?56.7×3.9M6.3k5203.1k
11Aug 9, '23The interesting part of the “Penn-Disney-Barstool” transaction in a nutshell: Disney basically told Penn “we’ll acquire (rescue) you, but you gotta lose Portnoy and Barstool.” Port51.7×3.6M10k578556
12Feb 17, '25A friend of mine works for a Fortune 10 company. They recently mandated a return to the office. The problem? Employees had relocated across the country during remote work. Some mad47.6×3.3M40k3.5k2.6k
13Jan 29, '24POV: An entrepreneur takes a vacation and can’t shut his brain off.45.6×3.2M5.4k3213.4k
14Jan 20, '25Setting politics aside, I find this very troubling on its face. Can someone smart explain how this could possibly make sense?45.1×3.1M25k3.8k3.6k
15Mar 2, '24She's not alone. I talk to multiple people daily—men and women—who are exploring entrepreneurship to escape what she refers to as “the Millennial Hamster Wheel”—a pursuit of career38.8×2.7M3.7k4423.1k
16Nov 10, '25Wow... Warren Buffet says goodbye in his final annual letter today (full copy in the comments below). As he signed off, the following were final words of advice: "One perhaps self-37.4×2.6M17k2.5k7.3k
17Dec 16, '23I am literally begging you guys to stop posting your tax “tricks” publicly.33.7×2.3M2.1k621.1k
18Feb 25, '25As a 6th year lawyer at Kirkland & Ellis, my hourly billing rate was $1,550 per hour. That's $25 per minute. There's no universe in which that makes sense.30.6×2.1M14k3591.5k
19Sep 6, '25I think about this all the time27.2×1.9M64k4k7.8k
20Dec 12, '22Our youngest son suffers from a rare form of pediatric epilepsy called Doose Syndrome. He’s been seizure free for about 3 months and today he’s undergoing a 24-hour EEG to see if t25.5×059k1.8k57
21Dec 29, '24Someone bought me this for Christmas. My Mom got all nervous. “You sure you want to do that?” Pretty sure I was adopted. I’ll keep you guys updated!23.7×1.6M17k2151.8k
22Nov 1, '25IRS lawyer setups hot dog stand amid government shutdown. Says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled in his life.”23.5×1.6M25k2.1k3k
23May 24, '24Imagine drawing €400,000 from your roofing company’s line of credit to give your daughter the most exquisite Lake Como wedding imaginable, only for the knuckle-dragging Chad she me22.3×1.5M3k172977
25Jan 3, '24Easily, the most underrated part of the entire U.S.21.3×1.5M5k252893
27Mar 4, '23As you get older, you’ll realize that the $5,000 watch and the $100 watch tell the same time. The expensive wallet holds the same amount of money as the inexpensive one. A $2 milli20.2×1.4M5.4k626548
28Feb 11, '25What Elon Musk just did in his $97 billion bid for OpenAI is genius. The previous go-private price was $40 billion. He’s playing chess. Here’s why. Delaware courts apply something 19.6×1.4M9.1k9911.8k
29Jan 25, '24I actually think they're doing pretty well? - $1.5 million house - saving regularly - luxury vehicles - great childcare - 3x yearly vacations - twice monthly date nights - large ch18.8×1.3M2.6k93988
30Nov 18, '24I know so many people leaving six-figure jobs to make half as much doing their own thing. A friend just left her $150K corporate job for a $60K online business so she can pick up h17.5×1.2M16k8781.5k
31May 14, '25I’m going to say this over and over again: No one wants these weird robots walking around inside their homes or near their children. Use case will be limited to industrial labor.17.2×1.2M2.4k92202
32Mar 31, '25Went to an estate sale today. Crazy how much time we spend chasing material possessions, curating our homes, acquiring things, acting like we’re going to live forever. Then one day16.9×1.2M15k1.7k2k
33Jul 26, '25At present, there is no legitimate use case for Bitcoin. Even if there is, 99% of holders don’t understand it and are holding as a pure speculative play. Making it still, even at $15.8×1.1M4.3k153425
34Jan 19, '25Guys, quit whining. It was literally a spyware and propaganda tool pushed by our biggest adversary. No one’s taking away your freedom of speech. You can still post all of your unde15.7×1.1M14k1.3k605
35Jun 19, '25This was by far the funniest part 😂😂😂15.3×1.1M25k1.3k4.8k
36Jan 16, '24This region of the United States (the "Texas Triangle") is poised to experience (1) the most significant economic expansion and (2) the largest surge in land values over the coming14.7×1M3.3k3011.6k
37Jan 27, '25Call an emergency session of Congress. We’re at war.13.3×921k2.5k139478
38Nov 20, '22$7 trillion of Baby Boomer businesses will be sold by 2030. A quick and dirty guide to buying one:13.2×011k1.5k11k
39Apr 24, '24The capital gains rate should be 0% Property tax… 0% Estate tax… 0% Income tax… 10% flat Encourage investment, actually own your property and legacy, simplify things, start over fr12.7×881k9.1k875178
40Oct 10, '25Not trying to make a political point here. I spent years as a mortgage banker at Quicken Loans (now Rocket Mortgage), the number one mortgage lender in the country, before I ever w12.5×864k8.8k2.1k1.1k
41Jan 1, '25When you support a small business, this is who you’re supporting.11×763k4.9k214805
42Apr 14, '25Man, what a f’ing moment. I wasn’t even rooting for Rory, but if you’ve ever gone all-in on something, you FELT that walk. The raw emotion… impossible not to feel happy for a compe10.5×727k7.7k204391
44Apr 25, '24Capital Gains: You’ve worked, paid taxes on the wages, chosen to delay gratification by investing the post-tax money (stimulating the economy/risking losing the money). Then when i10.4×721k4.5k417148
45Oct 24, '24Behind every small business is a person chasing a dream and working tirelessly to support their family along the way.10.2×704k2.4k90625
46Feb 17, '24Elon’s ex-wife on how he gets ahead by saying “no.” This is something I struggle with.9.9×686k4.3k6463.3k
49Feb 10, '25Goosebumps rewatching this video of Jalen Hurts fresh off of being benched in what had to have been the hardest moment of his life. Held his head high. Acted with dignity, class, s8.8×607k7.2k417915
50Apr 5, '25As you get older, you’ll realize that the $200 dinner and the $10 meal satisfy the same hunger. The designer sunglasses block the same sun as the gas station pair. A private jet an8.5×590k4.3k339648
51Nov 15, '23Grant Cardone has ruined an entire generation of otherwise normal people.8.4×580k1.9k51100
52Sep 11, '24Valuable advice from someone whose businesses generate $500 million annually.7.9×546k8k6474.5k
53Dec 27, '24Quarterly reminder, don’t call anyone “buddy,” “bud,” “pal” or “chief” unless they are 8 or under. 9 out of 10 people feel aggravated by it.7.8×537k2.4k121196
54Apr 29, '24This made me laugh.7.6×524k2.8k183679
55Aug 8, '24How he broke into private equity7.5×522k3.8k3351.8k
56Jan 26, '24When you support a small business, this is who you’re supporting.7.5×521k2.8k249440
57Mar 26, '23I haven’t talked about this publicly, but it’s been 265 days since we got a terminal misdiagnosis of X-linked ALD for our 1-year-old, which meant there was a 50/50 chance our 4-yea7.4×510k3k5756
58Dec 4, '22Lawyers we must kill this technology immediately! Someone call Congress and make it illegal.7.3×011k9622.9k
59Dec 17, '22I’ll say this more succinctly. The goal for 99% of entrepreneurs is to grow “Bob’s Plumbing & HVAC” to $1.5 million in earnings not start the next Uber. And it’s not as risky a7.3×503k2k105320
60Jan 12, '25Business in 2025 is weird… A few days ago, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (yes, from The Hills) lost their house in the Pacific Palisades fires. If you remember them, you probably 7.1×491k2.3k94307
61Apr 24, '24I don’t want to pay capital gains tax on invested money that was already taxed. I don’t want to pay property tax on the home I “own” forever. I don’t want to pay estate tax when I 6.8×471k6.8k713145
62Mar 23, '25A guy I know applied for a part time role in the Indiana Jones show at Disney on a whim. No acting or stunt background. Just the right size. Thought it would be fun. He didn’t tell6.8×468k3.1k87295
63Jan 8, '25This is INSANE 🤯 Our city has given up on recycling. Yep, they voted to end the program. Apparently, recycling is a sham. Everyone sucks at sorting things so it all ends in the la6.7×465k3.8k239293
64Nov 2, '25The most successful guy I know is coincidentally also probably the best networker I know. Was having a beer with his son recently: “He actually hates everyone except like 10 people6.2×433k5.3k1801k
65Jul 18, '23Rushing to board a plane early has always seemed odd to me. Doesn’t it just mean more time on the plane?6.2×429k1.9k3618
66Jul 26, '25Got an Instacart delivery of about $200 in groceries about an hour ago. It’s late, I’m tired and ready to call it a day so I went downstairs to help the driver bring them in. It wa6.1×422k7.4k313236
67Dec 4, '22$7 trillion of Baby Boomer businesses will be sold by 2030. But where do I find one (like this one) to buy? A thread:5.8×04.6k5185.1k
68Oct 11, '24I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking: no one actually wants a robot in their house.5.7×397k2.1k10122
69Jun 29, '24Please help me understand why I would ever donate to my alma mater? I paid tuition (a lot) and didn’t receive a scholarship or anything I need to directly pay forward. These school5.7×395k3.9k10099
70Apr 5, '25Bro… You might as well tattoo “I commit tax fraud” on your forehead.5.6×388k7.6k145281
71Dec 26, '24My cousin pulled off what might be the greatest white elephant Christmas prank of all time. It happened last night at my aunt’s house, during the annual Christmas Eve white elephan5.5×378k4.9k123307
72Mar 5, '25There was a time when you could build a nice, simple life as a high school football coach or a teacher in a small or mid-sized town. Your spouse might bring in a steady income as a5.1×357k3.8k226581
73Jul 14Approaching 150K and new timeline so feels like a re-intro is in order… If you’re new here — welcome! 🙏 Hi, I’m Eric Pacifici (@SMB_Attorney). Co-Founder and Managing Partner of @5.1×356k46811223
75May 28, '25If I ever get rich, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.5.1×353k4.9k222450
76Jan 2, '25I am not blindly pro-police. They have their issues. But when your community is faced with terror, they are the only ones who react like this. Don’t ever forget that.5.1×351k3.4k12398
77Jan 26, '24A hill I’ll die on: This generation of dads are going the extra mile.4.8×333k2.8k4531.4k
79Dec 27, '23I can’t begin to tell you how many times I get to the end of a carefully curated DoorDash order only to cancel and walk away because I’m not a lunatic and can’t justify paying $27 4.7×322k3.5k12944
80Oct 17, '25It’s Friday in the ‘90s. You and your friends are out riding bikes while the parents have drinks two houses down. Pizza just got delivered. You’ll probably stay the night at your b4.3×300k5.3k198168
82Apr 17, '25What if... and hear me out... you put your real face on your X account and used this platform to network and learn instead of being a knucklehead hidden behind a cartoon monkey tha4.3×298k1.8k6142
84Dec 15, '24Back in law school, I was at a meeting catered with Enzo’s Pizza. The pizza? Absolutely incredible. By my third slice, I blurted out, “Dang, this pizza is GOOD!” Some guy nearby re3.7×254k1.8k2992
85Sep 23, '24A friend of mine from law school applied on transfer to Duke (a top-10 school) after his first year at a lower-ranked law school with worse employment statistics. Transferring law 3.7×253k2k84343
86Nov 6, '221/ The greatest wealth transfer in the world's history has begun. An estimated $70 trillion. It's not crypto, the stock market, or real estate. We're still in inning one, but word 3.6×02.8k4803k
87Nov 27, '22$7 trillion of Baby Boomer businesses will be sold by 2030. But only the rich can afford to buy one, right? Not so fast. Nearly anyone can! A guide to finding the money:3.6×02.7k3313.2k
88Jan 6, '25I can’t begin to tell you how many times I get to the end of a carefully curated DoorDash order only to cancel and walk away because I’m not a lunatic and can’t justify paying $37 3.5×245k4.3k12370
90Apr 3, '25There’s a whole generation that doesn’t care about job titles, fancy offices, or flying around for work. They just want a little money in the bank, control of their time, and to bu3.3×228k4.1k285278
91Nov 8, '25Unsuccessful people dramatically underestimate the insane grit and determination required for success. Staying in shape, running a successful business, whatever... It takes day-in,3.2×219k3.3k4732.4k
92Mar 5, '24As a kid, I thought my parents were being fun and spontaneous by ordering pizza during the week. I now realize they were simply trying to survive the day.2.9×201k3.3k13483
93Sep 1, '25Please make it stop.2.9×198k2.8k2970
96Oct 15, '25I’m a corporate lawyer who was educated at one of the top law schools in America. I struggle to understand how to navigate our healthcare system. It horrifies me to think how badly1.9×134k1.9k12252
97Jan 26, '25My car broke down in an intersection yesterday. 38 years old and that’s never happened to me before. I was with my 3 & 6 year olds on way to a birthday party so it put me in a seri1.9×129k3.3k12148
98Mar 14, '25From the passenger seat of a Tesla, I just watched a SpaceX rocket launch on a mission to rescue stranded astronauts. And now I’m posting about it on X. But sure, tell me again how1.7×116k2.1k13948
100Sep 25, '25Alright, which one of you knuckleheads made this? This is really funny!1.4×95k3.4k456938

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