| 1 | Oct 31, '24 | You shouldn't have tried to kill his dad in front of him. | 420× | 14.6M | 95k | 4.8k | 2.7k |
| 2 | Mar 9, '24 | You know what else "aggressively" depicts Michael as innocent? The court that found him not guilty on 14 counts. | 141× | 4.9M | 51k | 6k | 2.6k |
| 3 | Sep 11, '24 | Mongerator: "Jan 6th was bad. Why didn't you call in the National Guard?" T-rump: "I tried, but Nancy Pelosi has that power, and she refused." Mongerator: "Excuse me. The question | 122× | 4.2M | 108k | 12k | 5.4k |
| 4 | Aug 1, '25 | "Hey, I just murdered nearly a million Americans and half the people in the NORTH also want me dead. I know! I'll make an extremely public appearance at a theater!" | 118× | 4.1M | 13k | 704 | 1.1k |
| 5 | Aug 27, '25 | Serial Killers disappeared at around the same time Mass Shooters showed up. Few will understand the significance of this statement. | 97.8× | 3.4M | 49k | 3.6k | 4.4k |
| 6 | Apr 13, '25 | Every nation in the world is in debt and no one wants to say who the creditor is. | 89.3× | 3.1M | 41k | 3.3k | 2.5k |
| 7 | Oct 23, '24 | If land doesn't vote, then land shouldn't be taxed. No taxation without represention and all that. | 80.1× | 2.8M | 36k | 1.7k | 738 |
| 8 | Sep 8, '25 | Allow me to spoil the plot for you. White People Bad. | 75.4× | 2.6M | 55k | 1.5k | 1.4k |
| 9 | Jan 26, '25 | If he disbands the IRS, I will vote for his brain in a jar. | 61.5× | 2.1M | 49k | 2.6k | 1k |
| 10 | Jun 16, '25 | No trans chick ever discovers their "real name" is Gertrude or Hortense. It's always Sapphire or Venus or Democracy or some shit. | 59× | 2M | 36k | 1k | 1.3k |
| 11 | Oct 23, '24 | Well. We tried, guys. But it's over. | 50.7× | 1.8M | 17k | 799 | 353 |
| 12 | Nov 8, '25 | She looks like a sleepy trout. | 42.7× | 1.5M | 45k | 1.1k | 474 |
| 13 | Sep 30, '24 | "Man, I'd love to ask that cute girl out... if only she didn't have those thin lips!" —No Man Never, A.D. | 36.1× | 1.3M | 41k | 1.4k | 814 |
| 14 | Feb 10, '25 | Relax. They're just a clump of dollars. | 34.1× | 1.2M | 53k | 4.9k | 632 |
| 15 | May 22, '25 | Hey, I have a question. What the hell? | 33.2× | 1.2M | 29k | 1.5k | 1.6k |
| 16 | Dec 18, '24 | Donald the Orange... Yes... That is what they used to call me. I am Donald the White. And I come back to you, now, at the turn of the tide. | 31.7× | 1.1M | 33k | 1.8k | 1.4k |
| 17 | Oct 26, '25 | Bethesda: "You know we're making fun of Capitalism, right?!" Gamers: | 30.8× | 1.1M | 31k | 1.2k | 1.6k |
| 18 | May 28, '23 | This ad was published in 1996. 😬 | 30.4× | 1.1M | 13k | 1.3k | 447 |
| 19 | Nov 1, '24 | The man who brought wine and bread on the Apollo mission so he could take Communion before making history on the Moon. | 30.4× | 1.1M | 30k | 1.2k | 965 |
| 20 | Nov 9, '24 | View post on X | 28.9× | 1M | 45k | 5.5k | 2k |
| 21 | Jul 19, '25 | "Hey, why did Colbert get the Late Show if Letterman promised it to Craig Ferguson?" It's, uh... a mystery for the ages. | 27.1× | 940k | 15k | 1k | 2.4k |
| 22 | Sep 6, '23 | Starfield (2023) Silent Hill 3 (2003) | 26.4× | 917k | 12k | 585 | 276 |
| 23 | Oct 15, '25 | Battlefield has plenty of Trans representation. Why, just the other day, I threw a grenade at my feet and killed myself. | 25.4× | 881k | 37k | 1.3k | 1.1k |
| 24 | Aug 7, '25 | Finally. Someone in mainstream comedy is brave enough to bash Trump. Constantly. For the past 10 years. | 25.4× | 881k | 23k | 692 | 749 |
| 25 | Mar 14, '25 | Glad I could help. | 24.6× | 854k | 14k | 562 | 620 |
| 26 | Mar 18, '25 | My man, Chinese agriculture still involves an ox and a cart. This is weapons-grade propaganda. | 24.3× | 844k | 15k | 600 | 567 |
| 27 | Feb 28, '24 | For all this talk of how "based" Norm Macdonald is... he's been voting Democrat for the past 3 years. | 23.6× | 821k | 14k | 950 | 304 |
| 28 | Jun 21, '25 | Almost like they're a non-Arab country or something. | 23.6× | 821k | 19k | 561 | 1.4k |
| 29 | Oct 12, '24 | We wuz Vikangz n sheit | 23.2× | 807k | 22k | 919 | 718 |
| 30 | Jul 18, '25 | All you had to do was honor his deal, CBS. | 22× | 763k | 13k | 556 | 211 |
| 31 | Apr 2, '25 | Unfair. Just tragically unfair, the hand this guy was dealt the past few years. If you haven't seen the documentary he made about himself in 2021, you really, really need to. | 21.3× | 739k | 17k | 1k | 1.2k |
| 32 | May 11, '25 | I like that, despite Kanye openly blowing his cousin, Fuentes is still seen as the gayer of the two. | 20.6× | 713k | 28k | 1k | 1.3k |
| 33 | Apr 30, '24 | Ozzy Osbourne was obliterated on drugs after Black Sabbath in the late 1970s. In a professional and personal tailspin, he seemed destined to end up a Rock casualty. Then, the wonde | 18.8× | 654k | 9.4k | 787 | 898 |
| 34 | Sep 18, '25 | I'm in the rather odd position of being the only creator able to credibly disprove Candace's claim, so here goes, I guess: I know the Church Charlie attended. We live(d) in the sam | 18× | 625k | 9.9k | 833 | 574 |
| 35 | Jul 4, '24 | This aged 20 years in 2 weeks. | 17.6× | 612k | 13k | 604 | 505 |
| 36 | Jan 29, '25 | Politics from 2015-2025. Distilled to a single King of the Hill scene. | 17.2× | 595k | 30k | 2.3k | 1.1k |
| 37 | Feb 13, '24 | Still being paid to consult on mainstream AAA games, by the way. | 16.9× | 585k | 8.9k | 648 | 461 |
| 38 | Apr 2, '25 | Asked on a convention panel if Val Kilmer was difficult to work with, Michael Biehn replied, "I don't know." Then, after a brief pause, he added. "I never met Val Kilmer while film | 16.7× | 580k | 19k | 1.1k | 731 |
| 39 | Apr 8, '24 | Chapter 1 better be a lengthy explanation of why they weren't in school. | 15.4× | 534k | 18k | 478 | 845 |
| 40 | Oct 16, '24 | Even funnier when you remember 30,000 Native Americans joined the Confederates to fight the Union. | 15× | 522k | 18k | 964 | 1.1k |
| 41 | Apr 22, '25 | Guys, the peepee politics in the Oblivion Remake are no big deal. In fact, they're such a "no big deal" that if you remove them, you'll be banned from Nexus Mods. | 14.9× | 519k | 21k | 859 | 660 |
| 42 | Jul 2, '24 | Welcome to the wild, innovative world of Fable 1. | 14.5× | 502k | 7.7k | 240 | 193 |
| 43 | Oct 11, '25 | The leaders of that imaginary organization are fleeing the country btw | 14.1× | 491k | 17k | 2k | 791 |
| 44 | Dec 7, '24 | Björn Abandonsson | 14.1× | 489k | 16k | 685 | 504 |
| 45 | Sep 3, '23 | Look bro just calm down bro it's just a little pronoun my man we're just introducing it into all forms of entertainment and even elementary school curriculum bro it's no big deal b | 13.7× | 476k | 9.7k | 1.3k | 213 |
| 46 | Sep 18, '24 | He'd have a safe-edgy Netflix talk show where he'd push the vax harder than Colorado pushes pot. | 13.6× | 472k | 13k | 503 | 184 |
| 47 | Sep 21, '24 | View post on X | 13.6× | 470k | 24k | 1.4k | 1.3k |
| 48 | Nov 4, '24 | "The game so good, it killed the franchise, and likely the studio." | 12.4× | 432k | 17k | 742 | 362 |
| 49 | Apr 28, '24 | Sony are an old hand at daffy censorship. | 12.3× | 428k | 11k | 697 | 1k |
| 50 | Nov 15, '24 | Imagine leaving a platform not because you're being censored, but because someone else isn't. | 12× | 415k | 28k | 3k | 422 |
| 51 | Dec 17, '24 | It's a curious phenomenon. Virtually everyone seems to mourn the loss of malls, just not enough to actually shop at one. | 12× | 415k | 9.8k | 359 | 284 |
| 52 | Jul 21, '25 | "General Groyper, you're... browner than I expected." | 11.8× | 411k | 11k | 300 | 475 |
| 53 | Jul 13, '24 | Just a helpful reminder that Joe Biden was and is attempting to take Trump's Secret Service agents away. | 11.2× | 388k | 16k | 2.6k | 281 |
| 54 | Sep 1, '25 | >Purge illegals from voter rolls >Suddenly Dems are at a massive registration disadvantage Curiouser and curiouser. | 11.2× | 387k | 19k | 1.5k | 691 |
| 55 | Nov 30, '24 | I could have gone my entire life without knowing Destiny blew Fuentes. ...mostly because I already assumed. | 11× | 382k | 10k | 340 | 244 |
| 56 | Jan 30, '25 | First man to ever be assassinated BY a Kennedy. | 10.9× | 378k | 21k | 1.5k | 540 |
| 57 | Oct 7, '25 | See all that green in the ground? That's the stuff you eat, after it magically appears in your urban shithole grocery store. | 10.9× | 378k | 22k | 802 | 349 |
| 58 | Mar 20, '25 | -China owns Tencent. -Tencent buy 15% of Ubisoft. -Tencent uses this position to push for ESG. -ESG tanks the studio. -Tencent buys them. Anyone who denies China are the foremost f | 10.4× | 359k | 10k | 1k | 638 |
| 59 | Jun 22, '25 | Old movie dialogue was written by people who watched plays and read novels. New movie dialogue is written by people who watch new movies. | 10.1× | 349k | 10k | 834 | 1.9k |
| 60 | Sep 17, '25 | Explore the closing of my wallet the moment your devs praised the Charlie Kirk assassin. | 10.0× | 345k | 22k | 1.2k | 293 |
| 61 | Jan 28, '25 | "For me, Pizza Hut represents a lot of different things and I don't think the term 'Pizza' should be one of those things." | 9.1× | 315k | 20k | 1.2k | 287 |
| 62 | Sep 5, '24 | It's been one year since the pronoun game flopped. | 8.7× | 301k | 11k | 360 | 281 |
| 63 | Dec 22, '24 | Check and mate. | 8.6× | 299k | 9.7k | 457 | 112 |
| 64 | May 13, '22 | The fact that Rand Paul can stop the $40 billion to Ukraine, just by asking what it will be used for, is proof we probably shouldn't be sending it. | 8.4× | 0 | 58k | 10k | 244 |
| 65 | Apr 3, '25 | "Console whose price was set MONTHS ago somehow affected by a tariff policy that is just a few weeks old, blatant liars say." | 7.7× | 269k | 14k | 919 | 278 |
| 66 | Oct 13, '24 | God bless the internet for having the pants-splitting autism to actually look into this. | 7.7× | 266k | 12k | 1.3k | 656 |
| 67 | Jul 27, '23 | Oh? | 6.9× | 240k | 10k | 880 | 55 |
| 68 | Mar 22, '24 | The Left: You're incapable of Art, Culture, and Reason "Art, Culture and Reason": | 6.7× | 231k | 7.5k | 525 | 247 |
| 69 | Jul 16, '24 | If he'd been assassinated, you'd be making the same tweet about the size of his casket. What a ravening whore for the regime this man is. | 6.2× | 217k | 12k | 584 | 108 |
| 70 | Apr 21, '25 | The moment when the government started fining you for not having healthcare. The moment when your insurance costs spiked 120%. The moment when your options for healthcare fell from | 6.2× | 216k | 11k | 1.6k | 398 |
| 71 | Jul 13, '24 | This entire election distilled to a single image. | 6.1× | 213k | 10k | 1.2k | 282 |
| 72 | Oct 16, '24 | So he's finally dead, then. | 6.0× | 207k | 11k | 318 | 88 |
| 73 | Feb 2, '25 | The Cartels militarized our border. Trump militarized it back. | 5.8× | 202k | 12k | 649 | 210 |
| 74 | Nov 2, '24 | You could mention that it's their first proper Steam launch since the Origin experiment imploded. Making it the first modern BioWare game to be released concurrently on Steam, and | 5.5× | 191k | 7.9k | 526 | 185 |
| 75 | Jan 25, '25 | Guys. AOC isn't pregnant. She's just a hispanic woman after age 30. | 5.5× | 190k | 7.9k | 281 | 107 |
| 76 | Nov 19, '24 | Ah yes. The famous form of Fascism where we... [Checks notes] [Squints] ...shrink the size of government. | 5.5× | 190k | 13k | 942 | 199 |
| 77 | Oct 15, '24 | "We're defeating stereotypes!" >literally call a gay dude "Sister" | 5.4× | 187k | 8.1k | 322 | 187 |
| 78 | Sep 16, '25 | Captain Kirk seemed to think he mattered, Tuvix. | 5.1× | 176k | 12k | 540 | 266 |
| 79 | Sep 12, '25 | You people laughed when Reagan died of dementia. You laughed when Trump got his ear gauged by a moon-faced retard with a rifle. You'll laugh at absolutely anything. Except a joke a | 5.0× | 173k | 16k | 1.5k | 415 |
| 80 | Jan 6, '23 | Celebrating the 2-year anniversary of this banger tweet. | 4.9× | 171k | 7.7k | 1.1k | 66 |
| 81 | Jul 14, '24 | "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." —F.D.R. "No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." —Thomas Jefferson "Missed me, faggot." —T-Money | 4.9× | 170k | 8.8k | 932 | 353 |
| 82 | Jan 30, '21 | Architecture in: 1421 2021 | 4.9× | 0 | 32k | 5.7k | 438 |
| 83 | Sep 10, '25 | They burned down our neighborhoods to venerate a drug addict. And we indulged them. They used that event as pretext to steal the next election. And we indulged them. They gave Trum | 4.8× | 167k | 14k | 1.5k | 522 |
| 84 | Sep 15, '24 | Debate 1: Trump wins, immediate assassination attempt. Debate 2: Trump wins (cope harder, breadtube), immediate assassination attempt. | 4.8× | 165k | 11k | 1.4k | 375 |
| 85 | Apr 8, '25 | No more pandering to China? My God. He did it. He's... he's already Making America Great Again. | 4.5× | 155k | 8.7k | 519 | 166 |
| 86 | Feb 14, '21 | So... @Twitter banned the president for what we now know was NOT incitement? | 4.4× | 0 | 30k | 5.4k | 58 |
| 87 | Sep 14, '24 | So will a Haitian. | 4.3× | 150k | 7.6k | 561 | 93 |
| 88 | Sep 9, '24 | A stutterer who worked so hard to overcome it, he became renowned for his voice. R.I.P. | 4.1× | 144k | 9.5k | 833 | 157 |
| 89 | Nov 6, '24 | Raise your hand if you still want post-election lawsuits to tear the ballot printing Democratic apparatus out by the root. | 3.4× | 117k | 12k | 1.5k | 113 |
| 90 | Sep 16, '24 | I was portable. I was convenient. I was cheap. And you replaced me with a cloud server owned and operated by Chinese organ thieves. | 3.2× | 111k | 8.5k | 856 | 164 |
| 91 | Nov 9, '24 | Imagine being Mike Pence. All you had to do was sit at the rear of the Trump cabinet and ride his political tailwind. Instead, you're the author of the most botched Brutus backstab | 2.9× | 99k | 8k | 664 | 143 |
| 92 | Sep 24, '25 | Deport Ilhan Omar, and you'll wind up with another Ilhan Omar next cycle. Deport her voter base, who Obama displaced in a purposeful attempt to politically reshape Minnesota... and | 2.6× | 90k | 11k | 1.3k | 152 |
| 93 | Sep 9, '25 | NEVER remove the community notes feature. Please. | 2.5× | 86k | 8.4k | 600 | 151 |
| 94 | Nov 7, '22 | H3H3 spent the past 5 years celebrating every unjustified Twitter suspension, up to and including the President of the United States. But now wants us to break out the sad fiddles | 2.3× | 0 | 17k | 1.9k | 102 |
| 95 | Sep 18, '25 | I'm finding there is a Charlie Kirk tweet for any occasion. | 2.2× | 76k | 8.6k | 337 | 92 |
| 96 | May 8, '22 | Boy it's good we busted that Ghislaine Maxwell. Turns out she did it all. All by herself. All of it. A sprawling global criminal enterprise catering to the global elite. Turns out | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 2k | 69 |
| 97 | Apr 4, '22 | Never forget. | 1.5× | 0 | 11k | 1.4k | 203 |
| 98 | Feb 28, '22 | This is all because Putin secretly wants to date AOC. | 1.3× | 0 | 10k | 973 | 37 |
| 99 | Feb 26, '22 | Our... first president was a fucking General? | 1.2× | 0 | 9.3k | 643 | 64 |
| 100 | Mar 18, '19 | View post on X | 1.1× | 0 | 7.2k | 1.4k | 24 |
| 101 | Oct 15 | Metal Mythos pays tribute to a fallen icon. | 0.3× | 9.2k | 530 | 41 | 10 |
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