| 1 | Oct 17, '23 | Unaweza ingilia player wa Harambee Stars kama vile huwa unaingilia Rashford upatane na jamaa Lucky Summer akuambie βongea sasaβ | 39.9Γ | 694k | 10k | 5.2k | 269 |
| 2 | Sep 23, '24 | Kuna time nilijifanya naishi na msichana bills za kplc zikaDouble buana haha. Kitungu ya kukatwa na kisu hiyo time ilikuwa inaBlendiwa msee | 36.7Γ | 639k | 11k | 2.6k | 572 |
| 3 | Jan 10, '23 | 27 years old me reminding my father to come back with bread for tomorrowβs breakfast | 34Γ | 591k | 11k | 2.4k | 84 |
| 4 | Dec 25, '24 | Twitter has showed us alot of thingsπ | 26.9Γ | 468k | 5.9k | 2k | 339 |
| 5 | Jul 24, '23 | Surgery ya 713k NHIF walinilipia a whopping 4 thousands Kenya shillings pesa taslimu. Wapi makofi | 26.4Γ | 459k | 5.1k | 1.7k | 54 |
| 6 | Feb 2, '24 | Karibu nishuke na jam kumbe gari ni yangu | 25.8Γ | 448k | 10k | 3.2k | 544 |
| 7 | Dec 17, '22 | Yaani former Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza is Bienβs motherπ³ | 23.4Γ | 408k | 3.7k | 296 | 33 |
| 8 | Jun 25, '24 | Mimi mtu hawezi fanyia sister yangu hivi @BarackObama | 20.4Γ | 355k | 14k | 8.2k | 187 |
| 9 | Feb 24, '25 | Ukifika bank si lazima ungβangβane na kizungu. Hao tellers pia ni wakenya tu na wanaskia hadi shenβg | 20.2Γ | 351k | 13k | 3.5k | 282 |
| 10 | Nov 15, '24 | Sifuna hungoja time ya masses ndio awadanganye ako side yenyu. Inside the walls anaSign oppressive bills with the government | 19.1Γ | 332k | 4.1k | 1.3k | 14 |
| 11 | Dec 10, '24 | Surely | 18.1Γ | 315k | 6.1k | 1.5k | 278 |
| 12 | Jul 24, '24 | Goons walikipata jana kumbe | 18Γ | 313k | 4.5k | 1.9k | 505 |
| 13 | Jan 11, '23 | Kuvaa official shirt bila vest unakaanga jamaa wa sigara | 17.6Γ | 306k | 4.3k | 703 | 52 |
| 14 | Jun 29, '24 | Incase hasira inapungua | 17.5Γ | 305k | 11k | 4.9k | 141 |
| 15 | Aug 4, '23 | Utatuulia Yesu jameni | 17.5Γ | 304k | 4.8k | 1.3k | 57 |
| 16 | Jun 18, '25 | We were in UoN, Babu Owino has more goons than Sakaja (Incase you thought of voting his as the governor) | 17.3Γ | 300k | 8.7k | 2.3k | 121 |
| 17 | Nov 22, '23 | Crazy Kennar aturudishie huyu msichana This is not a request* | 16.6Γ | 288k | 4.3k | 632 | 24 |
| 18 | Mar 3, '25 | Sarit ukitoka tu fwaa na any exit unaweza jipata Bujumbura | 15.6Γ | 272k | 8.7k | 1.6k | 223 |
| 19 | Jun 18, '25 | Just a reminder, Babu Owino has more goons than Sakaja | 15.6Γ | 272k | 6.7k | 1.3k | 58 |
| 20 | Jun 26, '25 | Siet. Which phone is this? | 15.2Γ | 264k | 5.6k | 777 | 440 |
| 21 | Jun 21, '24 | Sunday weβll go to Basilica for Rexβs requiem mass. We will carry placards and candles. We will take over the church and the fathers will be children on that day. We will take a wh | 14.5Γ | 253k | 10k | 4.7k | 92 |
| 22 | Oct 5, '23 | Nauliza jamaa wa wifi mbona wifi haifanyi ananiuliza kwani siendangi kazi | 13.7Γ | 238k | 6.1k | 1.9k | 146 |
| 23 | Dec 24, '22 | Do what makes you happyπ | 13.2Γ | 229k | 3.3k | 892 | 105 |
| 24 | Apr 28, '25 | βAunty ya uncle yangu ako marine na amesema military wanatuSupportβ | 13Γ | 227k | 8.5k | 1.8k | 95 |
| 25 | Jul 5, '24 | Ruto anaita Osama Kevin buana. Kwani alijuaje na space ni random? | 12.6Γ | 219k | 4.4k | 1.3k | 17 |
| 26 | Jun 26, '25 | A bishopβs daughter organized for women to be r*ped. CITAM closed its doors on women who were being r*ped. Kanisa pia ikumbuke Yesu alitwanga wajinga kiboko | 12.6Γ | 219k | 11k | 5.2k | 150 |
| 27 | Dec 14, '24 | Mkienda Christmas mkule vizuri mshibe na mkunywe maji mkue healthy ju next year ni maandamano back to back | 10.6Γ | 184k | 8.8k | 2.9k | 93 |
| 28 | Mar 20, '25 | Corporate niggvrs hukapitia. Unashikia baddie lunch a more monied mjamaa anamshikia ile lunch pack ya Artcaffe unaona ugali matumbo yako ikizundwa kwa fridge huko nyuma | 10.5Γ | 183k | 4.7k | 701 | 156 |
| 29 | Jun 12, '25 | Wakileta hiyo water Canon sisi tunaleta Mercy Nicky. Hakuna mchezo raundi hii | 10.4Γ | 181k | 5.2k | 825 | 37 |
| 30 | Jul 30, '23 | Na huyu ni mwanafunzi ama undercover? | 10.3Γ | 178k | 3.5k | 720 | 12 |
| 31 | Jun 25, '24 | Fuck the calender. Happy Mashujaa Day heroes!! #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024 | 9.9Γ | 173k | 9.4k | 6.1k | 43 |
| 32 | Aug 8, '23 | Children calling out leaders wazee wakubwa wakinyamazishwa na mchele na viazi | 9.9Γ | 172k | 4k | 1.6k | 19 |
| 33 | Jan 24, '25 | Hii app kukumbushwa huna baba ni kitu light sana. Kimuzi aliwai ambiwa alizaliwa akawekwa kwa tinted incubator ndio asishtue watoto wengine | 9.6Γ | 167k | 6.8k | 1.2k | 189 |
| 34 | Nov 16, '24 | Nikianza 2 nil halafu nione baba mtoto kwa ufuo wa bahari bila shati na baddie mwingine itabidi tu nimrudishie familia yake. Wivu yangu ni mbaya sana | 9.3Γ | 161k | 3.6k | 693 | 80 |
| 35 | Apr 10, '25 | Unacheza na watu wa dramaπ Hadi principal alikuwa anajua tu watu wa drama na scouts ni majangili | 8.4Γ | 146k | 6.8k | 1.3k | 51 |
| 36 | Sep 21, '24 | Mtu hawezi jua ulikuwa NYS | 7.7Γ | 135k | 3.7k | 551 | 67 |
| 37 | Nov 28, '24 | Jamaa amevaa kinyasa ya 60 bob na anaendesha GLE buana | 7.7Γ | 134k | 4k | 818 | 66 |
| 38 | Jan 29, '25 | Minister of ICT ndio mnaita Taunet Nywelel?π | 7.6Γ | 132k | 5.3k | 1.2k | 95 |
| 39 | Dec 18, '24 | Nani amemkataza | 7.4Γ | 129k | 3.6k | 797 | 61 |
| 40 | Jun 9, '25 | So tukae hadi Thursday ju hatuna Tshirts? π | 6.9Γ | 120k | 4k | 578 | 17 |
| 41 | Apr 10, '25 | Umelalia shati miezi mbili straight ndio utese drama festivals halafu mjamaa anaharibu mpango. Walai aende tu | 6.6Γ | 115k | 9.9k | 2.3k | 72 |
| 42 | Dec 27, '24 | Hizi abductions tukinyamaza wataAbduct hadi Charisma na Njerae tukose mziki safi. Speak up now! | 6.5Γ | 113k | 7.7k | 2.2k | 54 |
| 43 | May 7, '25 | This is the period ya kuApply passport. They are coming out so fast | 6.2Γ | 108k | 3.7k | 370 | 97 |
| 44 | May 20, '25 | Prime Payet had nothing on this curve | 6.2Γ | 108k | 3.5k | 440 | 71 |
| 45 | Jun 22, '24 | Billy is free but it shall be remembered that Butita raised no voice towards his release. He raised no voice | 6.2Γ | 107k | 5.8k | 2.5k | 16 |
| 46 | Apr 15 | Na hii bei ya mafuta hao wadosi wa morning runs watashangaa sana kuona new member na suti kila asubuhi | 6.0Γ | 105k | 8.7k | 2k | 131 |
| 47 | Sep 18, '24 | Oya?? | 5.1Γ | 89k | 3.6k | 733 | 34 |
| 48 | Jun 17, '24 | Na watu wa gym kesho wakuwe frontline kwa maandamano. Siku ya kutuonyesha mmekuwa mkifanya nini huko imefika | 5.1Γ | 88k | 3.9k | 760 | 49 |
| 49 | Jun 21, '24 | Youβll be declared an enemy of the people tukikuona Milan | 4.9Γ | 85k | 5.4k | 2.4k | 20 |
| 50 | Feb 20, '25 | Response ya βI miss youβ ni βThank you Ukisema I miss you too umebant | 4.8Γ | 84k | 3.5k | 592 | 131 |
| 51 | Jun 17, '25 | Fools might think that staying at home is safe for them. Theyβll kill your cousin who was in CBD looking for medicine for your ailing shosho | 4.8Γ | 83k | 5.4k | 1.6k | 39 |
| 52 | Oct 4, '24 | Kumbavu zangu Umbwa mimi | 4.8Γ | 83k | 4.1k | 1.2k | 25 |
| 53 | Jan 21, '25 | Much has been said by mwalimu so Iβll just echo the same and wish you a good week ahead | 4.7Γ | 82k | 4k | 955 | 87 |
| 54 | Dec 30, '24 | Someone said, βDo not take advice from every old person because even fools grow oldβ | 4.4Γ | 76k | 4.9k | 1.7k | 63 |
| 55 | Jun 24, '25 | Mzee si ulijiapisha? | 4.1Γ | 71k | 4.4k | 1.3k | 23 |
| 56 | Dec 27, '24 | Hanifa na akina Kasmuel wanashangaa Embu wamepiga a successful demo without them. 2025 itakuwa kubwa | 4.0Γ | 70k | 4k | 813 | 17 |
| 57 | Mar 21, '25 | Sunday Bajaber aweke bao Nyayo tumbebe kwa mabega hadi South C or wherever he lives na tumngoje hapo kwa mlango hadi asubuhi tumpeleke msikiti | 4.0Γ | 69k | 3.7k | 757 | 37 |
| 58 | Jul 14, '24 | Kama uko na furaha malizana nayo saahii. Hii wiki tunaingia inahitaji maximum anger #RutoMustGo | 3.9Γ | 69k | 3.3k | 1.5k | 22 |
| 59 | Jul 22, '24 | Elsa kesho atashangaa kuona we sons of peasant farmers tukiingia New York | 3.9Γ | 68k | 5.1k | 1.2k | 29 |
| 60 | Aug 25, '22 | Arrest Eric Omondiπ | 3.9Γ | 0 | 10k | 2.8k | 328 |
| 61 | Apr 3, '25 | Tutachelewa, lakini ndoto zetu hatutachorea | 3.8Γ | 66k | 3.3k | 983 | 105 |
| 62 | Jun 27, '24 | REMEMBER TO RECORD AND POST EVERYTHING THEY FEAR THAT | 3.2Γ | 55k | 3.2k | 2.2k | 6 |
| 63 | Jul 2, '25 | My president is so funnyπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππποΏ½ | 3.1Γ | 54k | 4.1k | 803 | 37 |
| 64 | Jun 25, '25 | This is Eric Shieni fighting This is Kogi This is Rex #SiriNiNumbers | 3.1Γ | 54k | 4.8k | 3.1k | 8 |
| 65 | Jun 26, '24 | From 6:48PM TODAY tutauliza Safaricom deep sea cable gani hiyo ilikatika | 2.9Γ | 51k | 4.7k | 2.5k | 10 |
| 66 | Sep 5, '22 | Yawa Martha Koome yawa si evidence tulileleta na lorry? | 2.9Γ | 0 | 9.4k | 1.7k | 28 |
| 67 | Dec 27, '24 | Siku zimebaki nne | 2.9Γ | 50k | 3.3k | 959 | 19 |
| 68 | Jun 25, '25 | HE BOUGHT AGWAMBO HE CHANGED HIS DEPUTY IEBC POLICE HE IS OUT OF IDEAS. HE IS WEAK | 2.7Γ | 48k | 4.1k | 1.6k | 16 |
| 69 | Nov 16, '20 | Bedsitter rooms huwa separated na curtains sa msee unaamka asubuhi unatokea ndani ya curtain kama drama festivals | 2.7Γ | 0 | 8k | 1.9k | 87 |
| 70 | Aug 13, '21 | OUR MOTHERS DONβT DESERVE THIS!! #JusticeForKianjokomaBrothers | 2.6Γ | 0 | 6k | 2.9k | 19 |
| 71 | Sep 26, '22 | Hizo maji kwa barabara unadhani zilikuwa free? | 2.4Γ | 0 | 7.9k | 1.5k | 43 |
| 72 | Jul 16, '24 | Media houses should be VERY personal and petty after the shooting of their own | 2.3Γ | 40k | 3.8k | 2k | 7 |
| 73 | Sep 13, '22 | Me when I spot my side chiq in public; | 2.3Γ | 0 | 6.3k | 1.7k | 178 |
| 74 | Jun 25, '25 | Sorry Wakadinali but leo shughuli inahitaji mbogi #SiriNiNumbers | 2.2Γ | 39k | 3.7k | 1.6k | 3 |
| 75 | Nov 19, '20 | After kusoma Gifted hands by Ben Carson ulikuwa unafungua book unapata Chemistry ni ile ile tu haijakuwa rahisiπ | 2.0Γ | 0 | 6.4k | 1.5k | 39 |
| 76 | Aug 15, '22 | Baba ataendelea hivi hadi ashindane na Trio Mio | 1.9Γ | 0 | 6.3k | 1.2k | 25 |
| 77 | Sep 26, '22 | We are a prayerful nation at the moment. Try Uganda | 1.9Γ | 0 | 5.9k | 1.4k | 38 |
| 78 | Sep 7, '19 | Kuna pastor alitegwa na wire ya microphone akasema βfuckβ | 1.8Γ | 0 | 4.6k | 1.7k | 55 |
| 79 | Aug 5, '21 | Wamemaliza kuuwa dreams ya vijana sasa wanauwa hao vijana | 1.8Γ | 0 | 4.5k | 2k | 29 |
| 80 | May 5, '22 | Highschool mathematics though haha. Ati if a watch loses 3 minutes in one hour kosokoso bro si mpeleke hiyo saa kwa fundi | 1.7Γ | 0 | 4.7k | 1.4k | 71 |
| 81 | Aug 25, '22 | Name this movie | 1.7Γ | 0 | 4.1k | 543 | 27 |
| 82 | Apr 16, '20 | Collabo ya Sauti Sol na Ethic si watajaa kwa screen? | 1.6Γ | 0 | 4.9k | 1k | 17 |
| 83 | Dec 24, '20 | Village soccer huwa comedy tuπ€£ | 1.6Γ | 0 | 3.6k | 1.2k | 85 |
| 84 | Aug 10, '22 | Next parliament will be full of drama Babu Owino: The governor of Nairobi is just a fool Jalanβgo: Sanitaiss sanitaiss | 1.5Γ | 0 | 5k | 944 | 11 |
| 85 | Aug 31, '22 | Hawa lawyers wangevaa yellow na blue tuwache kuConfuse halafu kuwe na majamaa wa psyche hapo nyuma. Point ikirushwa unaskia βfunza hiyo ngβombe sheria ni kama aliiba mtihaniβ | 1.4Γ | 0 | 4.4k | 973 | 19 |
| 86 | May 27, '22 | Hey @RailaOdinga siku hizi huongelei 6k. Niko na wasiwasi | 1.3Γ | 0 | 4.1k | 861 | 9 |
| 87 | Aug 9, '22 | Nairobi Primary voters wanaingina na Range rovers mimi nimefika na firimbi | 1.3Γ | 0 | 4.9k | 581 | 13 |
| 88 | Dec 3, '20 | Fees ya University inaongezwa, HELB inakuwa slashed, Dollar imefika 110 shillings. HII NCHI IFUNGWE BANA | 1.2Γ | 0 | 4.2k | 645 | 11 |
| 89 | Apr 25, '22 | Chini ni Zimbabwe | 1.2Γ | 0 | 3.8k | 894 | 8 |
| 90 | Aug 29, '22 | Haha banter halafu ukiambiwa usaidie wapishi mafuta ya kupika utajam | 1.2Γ | 0 | 3.4k | 884 | 18 |
| 91 | Nov 18, '20 | Ati corona imefanya wamama wazee saahii wanagota na walikuwa wakisema hiyo ni salamu ya watu wa bangi | 1.2Γ | 0 | 3.8k | 760 | 15 |
| 92 | Sep 20, '21 | HE IS KENYAN! HE IS ERIC MARCELO OUMA!β€οΈβ€οΈ | 1.1Γ | 0 | 3.3k | 932 | 26 |
| 93 | Oct 15, '21 | Usiwahi toka kwa nyumba ati unaenda sherehe kama hauna pesa hata kama umekuwa invited. Hii si meme | 1.1Γ | 0 | 3.2k | 911 | 45 |
| 94 | Oct 7, '22 | So my neighbor (weβve never talked) has been hearing FIFA sounds in my house leo akabisha akaniambia tucheze. Long story short, gilbeys iko halfway and we are best pals as we speak | 1.1Γ | 0 | 3.9k | 519 | 19 |
| 95 | Mar 29, '21 | Mmesema KCSE ikiisha tunavaa uniform na kutravel? | 1.1Γ | 0 | 3.6k | 641 | 6 |
| 96 | Jul 1, '20 | Octopizzo said, βniache rap nianze kuimba bado hamniwezi, muwache rap muanze kuiba afande hawa ni weziβ Sheeeeeeeeetttttπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ | 1.1Γ | 0 | 3.3k | 769 | 21 |
| 97 | Oct 1, '22 | Men can trust each other except on one thing.. | 1.0Γ | 0 | 3.4k | 658 | 27 |
| 98 | Aug 4, '21 | Kuna msee amesema ati wote walifika na ndegeππ | 1.0Γ | 0 | 3.4k | 618 | 15 |
| 99 | Dec 21, '20 | God of Elsa, Madowo, Flaqo and Osumo, nifungulie njia Rabana | 1.0Γ | 0 | 3.4k | 525 | 12 |
| 100 | Sep 28, '22 | Whatever Juliani told Lilian Nganga should be studied | 0.9Γ | 0 | 3.3k | 407 | 9 |
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