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#	Date	Post	↓ Outlier	Views	Likes	Reposts	Bookmarks
1	Oct 2, '25	Spotted: Statue of Trump and Epstein reinstalled in the same location	105×	1.4M	6.6k	1k	133
2	May 11, '23	Spotted: Ducks attempting to sneak into the State Department building	31×	418k	2.9k	277	37
3	May 26, '23	Spotted: Boris Johnson at Kramer’s	27.4×	371k	1.6k	104	61
4	Jun 30, '25	Spotted on the Metro on a Monday morning	24.1×	326k	2.7k	82	203
5	Feb 17, '23	Dating in DC	19×	257k	1.1k	41	37
6	Feb 7, '23	Spotted in downtown DC	18.6×	251k	1.6k	91	17
7	Aug 12, '24	In Dupont Circle: “Who gets married in an election year? It’s so gauche.”	14.8×	199k	1.2k	61	61
8	Jan 13, '23	On the Green Line: “UVA?” “Yeah, University of Virginia… not sure what the A stands for.”	11.8×	160k	920	51	5
9	Jan 9, '23	Spotted in Capitol Hill	11.8×	159k	1k	113	36
10	Dec 19, '24	At DCA: “Now boarding flight to Tampa, Group 1 and active military. Government contractors do NOT count as active military. I repeat, government contractors may not board at this t	10.5×	142k	2.6k	129	95
11	Jul 28, '23	Spotted in Fort Totten. Crayons and coloring pages for this driver who can’t park within the lines 😭	9.9×	134k	681	75	17
12	Mar 13, '24	Anyway	9.4×	127k	1.7k	43	108
13	Aug 13, '23	At a DC hospital: “How are you going to get home today, sir?” “I live at The Watergate. It’s practically across the street! I’m walking!” “Someone has to come get you, sir.” “I’m a	8.7×	118k	748	35	13
14	Dec 5, '23	Spotted on the Yellow Line	8.7×	118k	1.2k	67	12
15	May 21, '25	Dating in DC	8.3×	112k	1.4k	45	216
16	Aug 19, '24	Not even DC parking enforcement is safe from DC parking enforcement	8.3×	112k	1.8k	143	56
17	Jul 15, '24	Spotted on Massachusetts Ave NW	8.2×	111k	1.9k	142	60
18	Oct 9, '24	Dating in DC	7.7×	104k	1.3k	36	81
19	Feb 15, '24	Spotted from the NoMa-Gallaudet Metro station	7.7×	104k	1.1k	56	76
20	Feb 23, '22	Congressman to gate agent, DCA to CLE: "My scheduler promised you had 1st class open to upgrade." "We did but we had last minute changes, I'm really sorry." "You can get me up ther	7.3×	0	4.9k	313	65
21	Mar 12, '23	At a bar in Georgetown: Woman: “Can you make me an espresso martini but like with real espresso?” Bartender: “Why don’t you go do coke in the bathroom like a real adult?”	7.3×	99k	821	35	19
22	Jan 7, '25	Outside the Capitol: Tourist man to other tourists: "The statue on top of the dome is the Statue of Liberty." Man walking by: "Are you fucking stupid?"	6.8×	92k	1.9k	89	61
23	May 30, '24	The devil works hard but the people who write these copy pastas work harder	6.7×	91k	719	33	92
24	Sep 14, '23	In Woodley Park: “The pandas at the zoo are ultimately just government contractors.”	6.1×	83k	867	101	15
25	Oct 4, '23	In Adams Morgan: “Men will literally run for Speaker of the House instead of going to therapy.”	6.1×	83k	913	96	2
26	Jul 10, '24	At a wedding in DC: "So what side are you on?" "Democrat." "But bride or groom…?"	5.9×	80k	1k	49	34
27	Feb 1, '23	Nancy Pelosi walking with 2 guards and a staffer in Longworth basement: “I just finished a meeting and now it’s donut time.”	5.8×	79k	694	49	13
28	Jul 14, '23	Over the speakers at DCA: “Will Ms Maxine Waters please return to the north security checkpoint to retrieve your ID.”	5.8×	78k	724	38	10
29	Nov 5, '24	In line to vote in Columbia Heights: “I do what Bad Bunny tells me to.”	5.8×	78k	1.4k	72	38
30	Jul 30, '21	DCA employee chasing down maskless tourist: "HEY FUCKFACE! YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK!” “You’re going to say that to me as an employee?” “Yeah, I am!"	5.7×	0	3.9k	215	23
31	Feb 24, '23	At hotel front desk in Capitol Hill: "Are you familiar with the layout of the city?" "Yes." "You are?" "Yes." "Because you were quite surprised to learn that there is a Metro."	5.7×	77k	1.1k	34	10
32	Jul 31, '23	In a very long immigration line at Dulles: Kid: “Daddy, why are we in jail?” Dad: “It’s called Dulles Airport.”	5.5×	75k	841	59	6
33	Sep 10, '24	Person 1: “Oh, are you flying out today, too? I’m flying out of Reagan, do you want a ride?” Person 2: “I’m flying out of National, but thanks for the offer.”	5.5×	74k	1k	45	21
34	Sep 11, '23	Spotted at the Georgetown Waterfront	5.5×	74k	1.1k	49	12
35	Apr 13, '23	Alexandria bro: "Where do you live?" Girl: "Around U street." Bro: "What neighborhood is that?" Girl: "It’s called U street." Bro, looking confused: "What Metro station?" Girl: "U	5.4×	73k	920	42	11
36	Mar 29, '25	Mom and daughter outside of the White House: “Mom, look! People tour the White House!” “Yes, honey you can book special tours.” “Can we do that someday?” “In 4 years.”	5.4×	73k	2.7k	106	43
37	Nov 9, '23	Talking about the giant pandas returning to China: “I was kinda hoping they went to the wrong airport, for one last DC experience.”	5.4×	72k	830	72	11
38	Feb 12, '25	Today on DC Hinge	5.3×	72k	1.5k	45	75
39	Sep 28, '23	On the Green Line: “Do you realize that if the government shuts down that means all the Smithsonians close? They’re going to CANCEL Panda Palooza!”	5.2×	71k	679	66	6
40	Mar 3, '25	Spotted in Clarendon	5.2×	70k	1.9k	166	81
41	Aug 21, '23	Two 4-year-old boys from DC on a playdate, playing with trains: Boy 1: “My train is driving like a maniac!” Boy 2: “What’s a maniac?” Boy 1: “A maniac is like... a Maryland driver!	5.2×	70k	747	50	7
42	Sep 9, '23	Small child to dad on Amtrak: “Do we have to take the Metro home? I just want to Uber!!” Dad: “We’re taking the Metro, prepare yourself mentally”	5.2×	70k	768	42	13
43	Aug 11, '25	At Dulles, Iberia flight crew over intercom explaining delay to Madrid-DC passengers waiting to deplane: “They have a very abnormal system to take passengers to the terminal.”	5.1×	69k	1.1k	53	55
44	Mar 30, '25	In Georgetown: “It’s a two Zyrtec Sunday.”	5.0×	68k	1.1k	90	34
45	Mar 15, '23	At Gallery Place Metro escalators: Person 1: “Please stand right to let people walk left.” Person 2: “Omg do you like work here.” Person 1: “No I’m just not an asshole and know how	5.0×	67k	757	37	6
46	Aug 12, '24	At Metro Center: “This is DC! Don’t stand on the fuckin left side! Don’t come to the city if you don’t know how to behave!”	4.9×	66k	780	74	19
47	Jan 22, '25	At the State Department, guy explaining directions to another: "Turn left. Then turn right. Go down the steps. Then turn left again." Under his breath as guy walks away: "Political	4.8×	64k	923	33	73
48	Feb 22, '23	View post on X	4.7×	64k	880	87	6
49	Jan 18, '25	At Rose’s Luxury: “Apparently secret service is here because JD Vance is upstairs.” “I didn’t know they had couches.”	4.7×	64k	761	28	20
50	Sep 28, '23	In DuPont Circle: “I’m having a lot of problems with my outlook.” “Oh no. On life? Things will turn around.” “No like my email app. But yeah that too, I guess.”	4.7×	63k	783	66	13
51	Jan 27, '24	Woman and small child at Dulles: Child: “Who's the boss of the airport?” Woman: “I don't know, Pete Buttigieg.”	4.4×	60k	891	37	15
52	Sep 5, '23	At L’Enfant Plaza: “No boomer better say shit to me for wearing white after Labor Day. You assholes warmed the planet to 100 degrees in September.”	4.4×	59k	803	71	8
53	Jun 7, '25	Outside McPherson Square Metro, a couple in MAGA hats pointing at a building with the DC and Maryland flags: “That’s an embassy, don’t know which one though.”	4.3×	58k	768	39	27
54	Aug 12, '24	A small child after stepping outside at DCA: “The air is moisturized.”	4.1×	55k	848	49	27
55	Oct 21, '24	Only in DC	4.0×	54k	1.4k	74	29
56	Jan 2, '25	At H Street Whole Foods: “We were supposed to go to Honolulu for New Years but OF COURSE he has to fly down and plan this funeral.” “Dang, I’m so sorry! Who passed?” “Jimmy Carter.	4.0×	54k	980	25	38
57	Feb 19, '25	At a comedy show in DC: "You know it’s bad when the defense contractors are worried."	4.0×	53k	972	51	35
58	Jul 12, '22	In Logan Circle: “I don’t have Prime, I don’t want to give any money to Bezos.” “You literally worked for ICE.”	3.9×	0	2.8k	126	30
59	Mar 11, '25	At Navy Yard on a Monday morning: “Is nobody at work today? Why are there so many people?” “Literally everyone got laid off.”	3.8×	51k	1k	69	31
60	Dec 19, '24	Person on the phone at IAD: “I beat Janet Yellen on the upgrade list today for our flight out of Dulles.”	3.6×	49k	910	14	42
61	Jul 13, '21	Drunk Hill Staffer at the Scarlet Oak: “I was fired today! How is it ethical for anyone to fire me after my grandfather donated $30k to their campaign. Don’t expect my family to vo	3.6×	0	2.2k	193	39
62	Sep 14, '21	At the Subway in Rayburn: Intern: "So who do you work for?" Greg Meeks: "I’m a member."	3.6×	0	2.4k	116	36
63	Jan 3, '25	At IAD: “Excuse me, how do I get out of this airport?”	3.6×	48k	815	43	16
64	Apr 25, '25	At the Dupont Circle Hotel: Man 1: "Are you flying out of Reagan?" Man 2: "No, DCA"	3.5×	48k	814	30	17
65	Aug 14, '25	Man to woman outside Union Station: “When I was stationed in the desert in Jordan, we didn’t have half as many MRAPs. Are all these in front of Union Station necessary? When was th	3.5×	47k	820	100	37
66	Feb 25, '25	In Rosslyn: “How was your day?” “Well I didn’t get fired… yet… so I guess good? They’ll probably do it tomorrow.”	3.4×	46k	832	37	27
67	Dec 4, '24	In Istanbul at the Hagia Sophia: Tour guide: “Where are you from?” Tourist: “DC.” Tour guide: “Maryland or Virginia?”	3.3×	44k	1.1k	32	31
68	Jan 20, '25	At Mt Vernon Square Metro: MAGA tourist trying to take a photo of a woman wearing face mask: “Oh leftists are no fun.” Woman: “No we just don’t like racist bigots in our town.”	3.1×	42k	750	41	9
69	Nov 2, '25	Dating in DC	2.9×	39k	887	16	36
70	Aug 14, '25	On the Orange Line: Man boarding train: "Hey I have an important announcement!" Everyone looks Man: "I want to remind everyone to accept Jesus Christ in their heart—" *Audible gr	2.9×	39k	783	34	21
71	Aug 26, '25	On 14th Street, woman sending voice memo to friend: “You’re in the Pentagon. Taylor and Travis are engaged and you’re in the fucking Pentagon.”	2.8×	37k	999	47	35
72	Mar 10, '25	At a bar in Alexandria: “The woods are calling me.” “Rock Creek Park is not ‘the woods.’”	2.7×	36k	821	40	28
73	Nov 4, '22	At Dirty Habit: Georgetown Law Student: “How does it feel to go to a worse law school?” GW Law Student: “I don’t know. How does it feel to be a huge bitch?”	2.5×	0	1.7k	61	23
74	Mar 27, '22	Woman to people blocking left side of Metro escalator: “Please stand right so we can walk left!“ Rider: “I’m not a tourist.” Woman: “Okay that’s even more embarrassing then.”	2.4×	0	1.6k	135	6
75	Nov 8, '25	On the Amtrak: “I work for Tim Kaine” “New Jersey?” “Virginia.” “Why do I know that name?” “He ran for Vice President with Hillary Clinton.” “Oh yeah...”	2.2×	30k	891	10	16
76	Jan 22, '22	Woman on Metro to unmasked group attending March for Life Rally: “You know, you should be wearing masks on the Metro. Not just for health but also because your faces are ugly.”	2.1×	0	1.3k	139	12
77	Feb 23, '22	"...because they're gonna see you sit in their seat." end of conversation	1.9×	0	1.4k	43	4
78	Oct 14, '22	Spotted: @SpeakerPelosi at CVS	1.8×	0	1.2k	55	41
79	Sep 19, '22	In downtown DC: Woman on the phone: “Managing the male ego on top of my normal work feels like another full time job.” Woman walking past: “Preach!”	1.6×	0	1k	96	23
80	Oct 15, '21	“DC wishes it were House of Cards, but really, it’s Veep.” Capitol Hill.	1.6×	0	949	101	9
81	Oct 16, '22	At Mission Navy Yard: “I’m giving him until the election to figure out what he wants and if he doesn’t make it official by the Georgia runoff then I’m going to end it for real this	1.4×	0	975	42	18
82	Sep 6, '21	Couple in head-to-toe athleisure at Great Falls: "The cell service is terrible here. Can I have the WiFi password?" Park Ranger: "Uhhh, we don’t have WiFi here." Couple: "How are w	1.4×	0	901	77	7
83	Nov 11, '20	"I better lower my volume and shut the fuck up before whatever I say makes it on Overheard District." Girl on phone. Thomas Circle.	1.4×	0	997	36	20
84	Nov 1, '21	Today in Sherman Circle	1.4×	0	931	67	10
85	Feb 9, '22	Guy on the phone at Foggy Bottom Metro stop: “The date went really well! But I think our countries might have competing geopolitical interests that would make something long-term d	1.4×	0	830	55	20
86	Dec 11, '22	At Capital One Arena Man: "Mansplaining, it’s like a man explaining to you." Woman, rolling eyes: "I know what mansplaining is."	1.2×	0	805	72	9
87	Apr 4, '22	Spotted at the Cherry Blossom 10 Miler	1.2×	0	743	69	7
88	Apr 29, '22	Tall guy in suit on the phone: "I call DC the city of shapes. There’s McPherson Square, Federal Triangle, Dupont Circle, Oval Office, Pentagon…"	1.2×	0	760	59	7
89	Nov 15, '21	At Penn Social: Man: “He was totally gaslighting them. Oh I’m sorry are you familiar with the term? Gaslighting means….” Woman: “Oh yea I think I’ve heard it. Have you heard the te	1.2×	0	846	42	5
90	Nov 19, '20	*Two teenagers on the Metro: Teen 1: “Where are we?” Teen 2: “We are currently where President Bartlett got shot.”	1.2×	0	832	40	3
91	Sep 10, '21	I mean…	1.2×	0	813	44	6
92	Nov 7, '22	At Rock Creek Park: “How’s dating going in DC?” “I’m dealing with supply chain issues.”	1.1×	0	789	44	15
93	Jun 23, '22	At Chevy Chase liquor store: Brand Promoter: "Hello ma'am, would you like to try a sample of our new whiskey?" Late-60's woman in Chanel and excessive jewelry: "Dear, if I wanted t	1.1×	0	750	56	4
94	Oct 27, '21	Dating in DC:	1.1×	0	693	30	12
95	Oct 31, '22	Spotted on the Blue line: Dulles and Ashburn Metro stops	1.0×	0	735	32	10
96	Feb 5, '22	Alaska Airlines desk agent to couple checking in at DCA: "Are you sure you’re not flying from Dulles?" Woman checking phone: "Shit, it says IAD." Agent: "Let me see, I think we can	1.0×	0	698	14	3
97	Oct 1, '22	Intern on the phone in the Capitol Visitor Center: “I’m terribly sorry sir but to be completely transparent, I’m just an intern and cannot solve all the world’s problems.”	1.0×	0	693	31	12
98	Feb 27, '22	Seen at the Ukrainian Embassy in Georgetown	1.0×	0	673	52	1
99	Dec 1, '22	At the National Tree Lighting, two women freezing in the crowd: “Elizabeth Warren would have never let us wait this long.”	1.0×	0	641	39	5
100	Aug 14, '21	Girl yelling on the phone in Shaw: “I have a fucking work baby shower today. In FAIRFAX. I have to go all the way to fucking FAIRFAX for a WORK BABY SHOWER!!”	0.9×	0	663	14	3

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