| 1 | Jan 12, '23 | 😍 | 155× | 6.8M | 122k | 9.8k | 620 |
| 2 | May 12, '24 | I get my grouchiness from my mom. I love her! 💚 Happy #MothersDay | 62.7× | 2.8M | 17k | 1.8k | 294 |
| 3 | Oct 7, '23 | I’m not an anytime of day person. SCRAM! | 40.1× | 1.8M | 23k | 4.1k | 233 |
| 4 | Dec 21, '20 | This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people. | 36.8× | 0 | 140k | 24k | 497 |
| 5 | Jul 31, '18 | nope. | 35.2× | 0 | 129k | 29k | 293 |
| 6 | Jan 1, '23 | New year. Same me. | 34.2× | 1.5M | 16k | 3.3k | 63 |
| 7 | Sep 4, '18 | I love trash. | 29.9× | 0 | 96k | 24k | 413 |
| 8 | Feb 18, '23 | Scram! 😡😡😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡😡😡 | 24.3× | 1.1M | 24k | 1.4k | 89 |
| 9 | May 29, '25 | Welcome my newest grouchketeer, The Rizzler. You're going to fit right in. Heh-heh-heh! | 23.2× | 1M | 23k | 1.4k | 937 |
| 10 | Sep 19, '23 | He might not look like much, but he means the world to me. 💚#HappyBirthdaySlimey | 21.3× | 939k | 9.5k | 1.3k | 122 |
| 11 | Mar 30, '20 | SCRAM. GO HOME. AND STAY THERE!!! | 20.5× | 0 | 66k | 21k | 200 |
| 12 | Oct 18, '23 | I am positive I don’t want to do that. | 13.1× | 579k | 8.8k | 886 | 64 |
| 13 | Feb 7, '24 | No I’m not. | 12.5× | 550k | 13k | 1.4k | 129 |
| 14 | Jan 30, '24 | I’m not great at listening to others share their big feelings, but my worm Slimey is. You should talk with him if you ever need to chat. 🐛💚 #EmotionalWellBeing | 12.2× | 536k | 15k | 1.2k | 180 |
| 15 | May 26, '23 | The weekend is here. Time to stay in my trashcan and do nothing. | 11.9× | 525k | 7.7k | 1.9k | 78 |
| 16 | Mar 10, '24 | In my house, every night is Oscar night. #Oscar | 11.5× | 507k | 11k | 1.3k | 73 |
| 17 | Feb 2, '24 | I saw my shadow this morning. Which means that I will still be grouchy for at least six more weeks. #GroundhogDay | 10.6× | 468k | 13k | 1.7k | 137 |
| 18 | Jun 8, '24 | Go away, everybody! | 10.1× | 446k | 7.6k | 1k | 98 |
| 19 | Nov 1, '23 | This is a nice photo of Bob. I think it would be a nice way to remember him. After all, he was the only one to never try to cheer me up, and that made me happy. | 10.0× | 440k | 5.8k | 334 | 54 |
| 20 | Apr 20, '23 | Maybe everyone will stay away now that I don't have a blue checkmark! | 9.7× | 426k | 15k | 1.1k | 42 |
| 21 | Jun 27, '24 | Have a rotten day. | 8.8× | 387k | 4.2k | 609 | 76 |
| 22 | Jan 5, '24 | Have a rotten day! | 8.5× | 373k | 4.3k | 495 | 65 |
| 23 | Feb 14, '21 | Love... yuck. | 7.6× | 0 | 30k | 5k | 133 |
| 24 | Oct 29, '23 | Wanna hear something scary? You have to go to work tomorrow. | 7.5× | 329k | 5.2k | 916 | 35 |
| 25 | May 20, '24 | You want some motivation? Fine. Remember it's trashcan not trashcan't. | 7.0× | 307k | 6.2k | 1.4k | 266 |
| 26 | Jan 29, '24 | Grouchy… | 6.9× | 306k | 8k | 846 | 70 |
| 27 | Jul 8, '24 | Morning people annoy me. So do afternoon people and night people. People in general, really. | 6.7× | 294k | 6.9k | 1.2k | 146 |
| 28 | Nov 29, '23 | Scram | 6.5× | 286k | 4k | 774 | 77 |
| 29 | Jun 11, '23 | Excuse me???? | 6.4× | 283k | 4.7k | 393 | 27 |
| 30 | Dec 30, '21 | 2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right! | 6.4× | 0 | 25k | 4.1k | 167 |
| 31 | Dec 13, '22 | Trash | 6.3× | 0 | 24k | 4.4k | 202 |
| 32 | Nov 27, '23 | Get off my lawn. | 6.3× | 278k | 6.1k | 525 | 58 |
| 33 | Apr 12, '19 | trash | 6.1× | 0 | 23k | 4.7k | 105 |
| 34 | Sep 27, '23 | Yes. Leave me alone. | 6.1× | 268k | 4.6k | 586 | 22 |
| 35 | Oct 21, '24 | I want to have a terrible day. | 5.9× | 260k | 6k | 552 | 132 |
| 36 | Feb 28, '22 | I just had a great idea! It starts with you leaving. | 5.9× | 0 | 23k | 3.2k | 293 |
| 37 | Jun 8, '23 | You are the only friend I need, Slimey. #NationalBestFriendsDay | 5.7× | 253k | 6.2k | 696 | 67 |
| 38 | Nov 15, '23 | I love November. Why? Because it has the word NO in it! | 5.6× | 249k | 4.5k | 662 | 39 |
| 39 | Apr 1, '23 | I'm so happy today! 😊 | 5.4× | 238k | 4k | 567 | 21 |
| 40 | Jan 19, '24 | Can you both be tall somewhere away from my trash can? | 5.4× | 237k | 4.2k | 453 | 49 |
| 41 | Jan 20, '24 | Staying home. | 5.3× | 236k | 4.5k | 660 | 37 |
| 42 | Nov 23, '23 | While everyone's busy being thankful, I'm just over here enjoying some solitude in my trash can. 🗑️ #Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingDayParade | 5.1× | 226k | 4.5k | 501 | 51 |
| 43 | May 10, '23 | I'm not angry, I'm grouchy. There's a difference. | 5.0× | 222k | 4.8k | 766 | 45 |
| 44 | Sep 9, '24 | Another day, another reason to avoid people at all costs. | 5.0× | 219k | 6.7k | 1.3k | 155 |
| 45 | Feb 14, '23 | Love. YUCK! | 4.8× | 213k | 3.9k | 857 | 21 |
| 46 | Feb 3, '24 | Happy birthday, @Elmo. Now Scram! #HappyBirthdayElmo | 4.8× | 213k | 8.4k | 612 | 60 |
| 47 | Feb 14, '24 | Keep that lovey-dovey stuff away from me! Yuck. #ValentinesDay | 4.8× | 210k | 6k | 806 | 43 |
| 48 | Feb 24, '25 | 👏 | 4.7× | 206k | 5.7k | 467 | 81 |
| 49 | May 20, '24 | Scram. | 4.7× | 206k | 4.8k | 484 | 56 |
| 50 | Sep 4, '24 | I really want to come out of my can, but there are people outside. | 4.5× | 199k | 7.8k | 1.1k | 212 |
| 51 | Feb 8, '24 | This is how I met Slimey. The best little worm a grouch can ask for. 🐛 | 4.4× | 194k | 5.6k | 548 | 276 |
| 52 | May 30, '24 | Do not sign. I repeat, DO NOT SIGN my birthday card! | 4.4× | 194k | 4.9k | 475 | 82 |
| 53 | Jul 24, '23 | If you are thinking of doing this next to my trash can you can X-out that idea! | 4.3× | 190k | 4k | 433 | 26 |
| 54 | Dec 23, '23 | I'm planning my own Christmas party in my trash can. No, you are not invited– it's an exclusive event. | 4.3× | 190k | 5.5k | 726 | 45 |
| 55 | Dec 5, '22 | Bob was one of the nicest guys I ever knew. He was my perfect opposite.💚 | 4.3× | 0 | 20k | 1.4k | 68 |
| 56 | Dec 31, '24 | My #NewYears resolution? Be grouchier. Now scram! | 4.1× | 181k | 6.6k | 1.2k | 94 |
| 57 | Jun 22, '24 | Ah, the weekend. A perfect reason to stay inside and avoid people! | 4.1× | 179k | 5.5k | 922 | 71 |
| 58 | Jan 7, '19 | More time in my trash can, less time interacting. That’s what us grouches are doing in 2019. | 3.9× | 0 | 12k | 3.9k | 44 |
| 59 | Nov 18, '22 | Twitter was trash anyway. Can I have Twitter if you decide to throw it away? | 3.9× | 0 | 16k | 2k | 87 |
| 60 | Feb 14, '19 | A day full of love… I HATE IT. | 3.5× | 0 | 12k | 3.1k | 34 |
| 61 | Feb 11, '25 | I love trash. | 3.5× | 156k | 4.7k | 459 | 113 |
| 62 | Oct 6, '23 | You look shaggy, just like me. I don't dislike you. | 3.4× | 150k | 4.6k | 358 | 45 |
| 63 | Apr 11, '24 | Go away. | 3.3× | 147k | 4.8k | 839 | 64 |
| 64 | Jan 9, '18 | Ugh, I'm staying in my trash can today. | 3.2× | 0 | 7.7k | 4.5k | 15 |
| 65 | Nov 22, '24 | If you're the type of person who likes to be left alone, I'm with you. Better yet, I'm not with you. | 3.2× | 141k | 6.5k | 1.1k | 161 |
| 66 | Mar 24, '24 | Staying in bed all day today. 🛏️ | 3.2× | 140k | 4.7k | 483 | 45 |
| 67 | Sep 29, '24 | If you're down in the dumps, call me. I'm probably nearby. | 3.2× | 139k | 5.6k | 879 | 134 |
| 68 | Nov 12, '18 | nope, not today. | 3.1× | 0 | 8.8k | 3.5k | 55 |
| 69 | Jun 1, '24 | Enough with the birthday wishes. Go away... | 3.0× | 133k | 5.7k | 396 | 85 |
| 70 | Aug 6, '24 | Bring me back some trash! #SlimeyInParis | 3.0× | 131k | 6.2k | 360 | 85 |
| 71 | Feb 5, '24 | Should I turn my page into a Slimey fan account? | 2.8× | 122k | 6.5k | 315 | 69 |
| 72 | Jan 30, '19 | “What are you getting for Valentine’s Day?” Me: Trash. | 2.7× | 0 | 9.1k | 2.5k | 31 |
| 73 | Dec 6, '18 | This year, I’m getting everyone trash. Heh Heh Heh. | 2.7× | 0 | 9k | 2.5k | 22 |
| 74 | Aug 30, '18 | Decided to come on Twitter to remind all of you what a MISERABLE day it is today. He he he. NOW SCRAM! | 2.5× | 0 | 8.8k | 2.2k | 20 |
| 75 | Jun 26, '24 | Don't you love peeking outside and not seeing anyone? It's the little things. | 2.5× | 110k | 5.3k | 610 | 79 |
| 76 | Dec 31, '20 | 2020 can SCRAM!!! He He He! | 2.5× | 0 | 8k | 2.3k | 58 |
| 77 | Apr 15, '24 | Mondays... | 2.5× | 108k | 4.3k | 611 | 51 |
| 78 | Feb 20, '19 | Go away. | 2.2× | 0 | 6.6k | 2.3k | 21 |
| 79 | Dec 25, '24 | Bah humbug. | 2.1× | 94k | 4.2k | 515 | 39 |
| 80 | Jan 8, '22 | I’m freezing. Would it kill you guys to throw away a scarf? | 2.0× | 0 | 9.4k | 659 | 23 |
| 81 | Nov 13, '18 | I made a wish. I wish you'd go away! | 2.0× | 0 | 6.5k | 1.7k | 34 |
| 82 | Mar 31, '22 | Never. | 1.9× | 0 | 7.2k | 1.5k | 35 |
| 83 | Feb 19, '22 | Wordle 245 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ What a rotten, terrible day. I love it. | 1.9× | 0 | 8.4k | 769 | 39 |
| 84 | Sep 27, '22 | My Twitter is trash. | 1.9× | 0 | 7.2k | 1.2k | 42 |
| 85 | Mar 7, '18 | Everyone is so grouchy today. I love it! | 1.8× | 0 | 6.1k | 1.6k | 16 |
| 86 | Feb 4, '25 | Keep scrolling... | 1.7× | 77k | 4.4k | 477 | 140 |
| 87 | Feb 14, '20 | Valentine’s Day… YUCK. | 1.7× | 0 | 5.8k | 1.5k | 25 |
| 88 | Aug 11, '20 | @Twitter trash. | 1.6× | 0 | 7.3k | 618 | 14 |
| 89 | Dec 25, '18 | Rotten Grouchmas to all of you. Now SCRAM! | 1.6× | 0 | 5.9k | 1.2k | 7 |
| 90 | Sep 10, '18 | Mondays, bleh. | 1.5× | 0 | 5.6k | 1.3k | 6 |
| 91 | Feb 6, '18 | Mood. | 1.5× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.6k | 32 |
| 92 | Nov 10, '19 | YUCK I hate celebrations. Have a rotten 50th birthday Sesame Street… #Sesame50 | 1.5× | 0 | 6.1k | 877 | 5 |
| 93 | Jun 7, '19 | Washington, D.C. has some of the nicest monuments! Real beauties. | 1.4× | 0 | 5.2k | 1k | 54 |
| 94 | Sep 25, '18 | Rainy days are my favorite. I like to watch everyone who forgot their umbrellas at home. Heh Heh Heh. | 1.4× | 0 | 5.2k | 1.1k | 10 |
| 95 | Dec 25, '20 | Rotten Grouchmas to you all! Now SCRAM! | 1.4× | 0 | 5.5k | 892 | 9 |
| 96 | Feb 25, '19 | A Grouch Is Born | 1.3× | 0 | 4.8k | 892 | 7 |
| 97 | Jan 18, '22 | Terrible. | 1.2× | 0 | 4.6k | 929 | 17 |
| 98 | Jan 22, '19 | Why is everyone talking about me? SCRAM! | 1.2× | 0 | 4.8k | 737 | 8 |
| 99 | Sep 22, '22 | Fall is here, so leaf me alone. Really though, leave me alone. | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 636 | 23 |
| 100 | Aug 6, '18 | Well, well, well... looks like I got a bunch of new followers, huh? Well grouches don’t like followers, so SCRAM! | 0.9× | 0 | 4k | 429 | 3 |
| 101 | Feb 3, '21 | Hey, @elmo I hear it's your birthday. Hope you have a ROTTEN day! #HappyBirthdayElmo | 0.9× | 0 | 3.9k | 426 | 14 |
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