| 1 | Jun 26, '24 | Do not be foolish. The resignation of the President will not trigger a by-election. It will only elevate the Deputy President to President. | 10.4× | 1.2M | 16k | 3.9k | 135 |
| 2 | Nov 7, '24 | Some young men sold Sirona Hotel using a fake title and received Kshs 200M. They came to me when the DCI attached their accounts then with only Kshs 25M remaining. I asked them to | 7.2× | 855k | 8k | 1.9k | 819 |
| 3 | Jun 26, '24 | I have listened to the People’s assembly in the twitter space. It is evident the People are not pacified. They want change in Executive and Legislature now. Way out: constitute IEB | 6.0× | 711k | 21k | 9.4k | 273 |
| 4 | Jan 19, '25 | “It does not matter how old the cow is. The liver is always tender.” ~ Dr Muthomi Thionkulu, Professor of Butchery. | 5.9× | 696k | 15k | 4.7k | 1.1k |
| 5 | Jun 13, '25 | You ought to be arrested and charged in Court for corruption and stupidity. Spaying molten tar on black cotton soil is not tarmacking a road. | 4.6× | 539k | 7.5k | 2k | 221 |
| 6 | Oct 31, '25 | The madwoman who set a peaceful country ablaze. | 4.4× | 524k | 15k | 4.5k | 328 |
| 7 | Oct 29, '25 | Can someone share the ballot paper for the ongoing election of President of Tanzania. I just want to see who and who is vying. | 4.3× | 505k | 7.3k | 727 | 97 |
| 8 | Jul 12, '24 | There have been abductions. There have been enforced disappearances. There have been extrajudicial killings. The evidence is out there in the open. Kindiki Kithure, Raymond Omollo | 4.1× | 485k | 8.5k | 4.9k | 117 |
| 9 | Nov 21, '24 | Kenyans, if we are not careful, Dr Fred Matiang’i may be the only alternative to Dr William Ruto in 2027 and he might be President. We would have moved from bad to worse. It is for | 3.7× | 435k | 8.4k | 1.4k | 100 |
| 10 | Mar 18, '25 | Kenya is the only country on earth where you struggle to get a plain A to study medicine for 7 years but still remain unemployed yet individuals who never went to school sit in Par | 3.6× | 428k | 7.7k | 2.1k | 169 |
| 11 | Dec 16, '24 | Just had a meeting with Governor Mike Sonko. I am shocked beyond belief. A Judge asked for Kshs 150M. The Judge then reached out to the other party and asked for Kshs 200M. He rece | 3.5× | 419k | 7.5k | 2.2k | 188 |
| 12 | Jun 26, '24 | President William Ruto has heard and acted as demanded by the People, a confirmation that he is not the problem. Where then is the problem? It is in the members of the National Ass | 3.4× | 408k | 7.1k | 2.1k | 59 |
| 13 | Feb 14, '25 | How does killing this harmless old man benefit the Government of Uganda and President Yoweri Museveni in particular? | 3.4× | 405k | 9.5k | 2.1k | 49 |
| 14 | Oct 11, '25 | This is not fair to Goat farmers. Please use the photos of warthogs instead. | 3.3× | 388k | 7.9k | 1.1k | 45 |
| 15 | Oct 7, '24 | This man is a clown but far from a fool. He is not a fool. | 3.2× | 379k | 11k | 2.2k | 140 |
| 16 | Oct 17, '24 | The impeachment of Rigathi Gachagua is good for Kenya and bad for President William Ruto. It has set a low threshold for removal of leaders including himself, from office, and effe | 3.2× | 375k | 8.3k | 1.6k | 130 |
| 17 | Jun 10, '25 | Albert Ojwang was killed on instructions of Eliud Lagat. He is the principal suspect and it does not matter whether the killing was done by him, by others in his presence or absenc | 3.1× | 365k | 13k | 5.1k | 126 |
| 18 | Jul 2, '24 | C J Martha Koome, theft of 181kg of goat meat valued at about 200K attracts bond of Kshs 10M with no option of cash bail! You do not see anything fundamental wrong with that? FYI, | 3.0× | 358k | 7.9k | 5.5k | 197 |
| 19 | Jul 24, '24 | I am now confused, am I ODM or UDA, because I am not Gen Z? | 3.0× | 351k | 8.8k | 1.7k | 57 |
| 20 | Sep 5, '24 | Listen you fool, Morara Kebaso is working for the People of Kenya. We do not care in whose name his vehicle is registered. It would even be better that he be given a vehicle with a | 3.0× | 351k | 8.3k | 2.6k | 63 |
| 21 | Nov 2, '24 | Moi University is closing down as a result of mismanagement and the vast land it occupies might just be transformed into a maize farm and cattle ranch by someone who never went to | 2.9× | 347k | 9.5k | 2.7k | 144 |
| 22 | Aug 10, '22 | Well done Team Havi. We are the minority in the contest for Westlands. The majority chose Timothy Wanyonyi. They duly deserve him in their wisdom or lack of it. On our part, we are | 2.9× | 0 | 20k | 1.9k | 27 |
| 23 | Jul 2, '25 | Miguna Miguna was all along right. | 2.7× | 323k | 11k | 2.8k | 83 |
| 24 | Oct 18, '24 | A constitutional crisis of two Deputy Presidents in office. Well done, Parliament. | 2.7× | 322k | 9.9k | 2.5k | 99 |
| 25 | Apr 7, '22 | SIM cards are registered upon purchase. I believe that is elementary. What then is the purpose of the other registration? Tupunguze ujinga Serikalini tafadhali. Do not be compelled | 2.7× | 0 | 15k | 3.6k | 30 |
| 26 | Aug 16, '22 | We are ready for them at the Supreme Court. In fact, we will use their own arguments on quorum of IEBC and the Court’s determination on the same in the BBI case. It will be the sho | 2.6× | 0 | 17k | 2.5k | 23 |
| 27 | Jun 25, '24 | My Chief of Staff, Ernest Nyerere was abducted and is being held incommunicado. President William Ruto undertook that his regime will not abduct, detain or torture Kenyans. CS Kind | 2.6× | 307k | 7.6k | 4.2k | 47 |
| 28 | Jul 9, '24 | Kenya School of Law should be abolished. Teach all those subjects in Universities. | 2.6× | 305k | 8.3k | 1.8k | 72 |
| 29 | Dec 26, '24 | CS Kipchumba Murkomen, you know Dr Gibbon Kamau Kuria SC, Hon Paul Muite SC, Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC and I can sign a statement on this matter of abductions and bring your legal an | 2.6× | 303k | 11k | 3.2k | 102 |
| 30 | Apr 11, '20 | Could the 16 Kenyatta University students who have assembled 500,000 prototype medical ventilators quickly get in touch with us. We need to protect your invention before some of th | 2.5× | 0 | 14k | 3.8k | 25 |
| 31 | Sep 26, '24 | These imbeciles in the National Assembly could not impeach Mithika Linturi for selling us counterfeit fertilizer and fake maize seeds but want to impeach Rigathi Gachagua for being | 2.5× | 301k | 11k | 4.1k | 118 |
| 32 | Jun 25, '24 | Gabriel Oguda cannot be a criminal or a threat to national security. His abduction and detention is not only unlawful but unwarranted and unnecessary. Professor Kindiki Kithure, pl | 2.5× | 296k | 12k | 6.3k | 62 |
| 33 | Mar 14, '25 | What a stupid decision! How will they know how many chapatis they have eaten in a week? | 2.5× | 296k | 10k | 2.6k | 188 |
| 34 | Oct 18, '24 | Kindiki Kithure will in due course realize that the office of DP is least powerful to that of CS Interior. | 2.5× | 296k | 9.2k | 2k | 69 |
| 35 | Jun 27, '25 | I have not seen any single picture or video of police officers preventing the looting of shops or even shooting a looter. However, I have seen many pictures and videos of police of | 2.4× | 285k | 11k | 4.7k | 141 |
| 36 | Nov 4, '25 | Samia Suluhu can surrender to Kenya the bodies of the 1,000 Kenyan liberators killed in Tanzania. We owe them heroes burials. | 2.3× | 267k | 9.7k | 2.2k | 102 |
| 37 | Oct 7, '24 | Johnson Sakaja must also be impeached. | 2.2× | 257k | 11k | 3.1k | 58 |
| 38 | Jul 23, '24 | If James Orengo SC tells you that what you want to do is legally and constitutionally wrong, take his advice seriously. | 2.1× | 253k | 9.2k | 2.6k | 86 |
| 39 | May 20, '22 | I have never seen Baba this happy before nor Martha this comfortable before. Tudumes, Baba na Mama are my good friends. Never forget that. | 2.1× | 0 | 14k | 1.7k | 21 |
| 40 | Jul 7, '25 | A good dancer knows when to leave the stage. | 2.1× | 251k | 7.7k | 1.7k | 64 |
| 41 | Jun 26, '24 | We now know that that the abductions were conducted by NIS officers. The truthful men has given the sign. Let the resignation letters start coming in: IG; NIS; DCI; CS Interior; PS | 2.1× | 249k | 7.7k | 3.5k | 64 |
| 42 | Dec 26, '24 | The High Court has determined that if the police want you, they summon you to the Police Station and must be in uniform in any event. If that be the case, then armed non uniformed | 2.0× | 241k | 10k | 4.1k | 125 |
| 43 | Aug 19, '21 | The unconstitutional night curfew does not prevent spread of Covid-19 as the virus is not nocturnal. The curfew is being used to train police officers on brutality. The people of K | 2.0× | 0 | 11k | 3.3k | 13 |
| 44 | Nov 3, '25 | Samia Suluhu should be apprehended, tried at the International Criminal Court, or by a People’s Court in Tanzania and hanged. | 2.0× | 231k | 7.1k | 2.6k | 90 |
| 45 | Dec 27, '24 | Former DP Rigathi Gachagua is now more believable and trusted on matters government than any State officer or Government agency. That tells you that the Government has lost legitim | 1.9× | 219k | 8.4k | 2.2k | 66 |
| 46 | Jun 14, '22 | Look not at Martha. We have Mother. | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 1k | 9 |
| 47 | Aug 14, '22 | IEBC has declared that Kenya Kwanza has an absolute majority in the National Assembly, the Senate and the Devolved Government. It is inevitable that IEBC will declare Dr William Ru | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 1.5k | 10 |
| 48 | Sep 8, '21 | I have heard your cries parents, guardians and teachers. The petition challenging CBC will be filed in Court next week. The education system in Kenya should not be an expensive, in | 1.7× | 0 | 9.3k | 2.4k | 25 |
| 49 | Jun 25, '25 | David Maraga is in the undisputed leader of the third liberation. Henceforth, register, fundraise and vote him for President. You have no excuse for not making the best choice on t | 1.7× | 199k | 9k | 3k | 79 |
| 50 | Feb 15, '25 | The loss shall be felt most by President William Ruto. It is a bad sign for things to come in the future. | 1.7× | 198k | 9.3k | 1.9k | 50 |
| 51 | May 16, '22 | Congratulations Martha Karua SC. I have worked with you on the two-thirds gender rule matter and the BBI matters. H E Raila Odinga is blessed to have you as his Deputy and CS Justi | 1.6× | 0 | 11k | 1.2k | 11 |
| 52 | Jul 15, '24 | The DCI will one day parade the confessed killers of Jesus Christ. These guys are serious investigators. | 1.6× | 194k | 8.1k | 2.7k | 48 |
| 53 | Aug 20, '21 | What the Judges are saying in many words in English beyond the comprehension of Norman Manyora, Robert Alai, Dikembe, Abraham Mutai and other lesser mortals is that reggae died bef | 1.6× | 0 | 9.8k | 2k | 13 |
| 54 | May 29, '20 | It is time we called out Kenyan political leaders for the fraud they are. They declare a curfew for Covid-19 and demand we obey but they don’t. They restrict movement but they are | 1.6× | 0 | 7.7k | 2.6k | 5 |
| 55 | Aug 20, '21 | Justice Kiage, stop! Please, stop! The victim is dead! ^DoS | 1.6× | 0 | 11k | 1.6k | 9 |
| 56 | May 22, '22 | “I have worked with both Raila Odinga and William Ruto. You will wait for Baba for 2 hours and listen to him speak to you in 2 minutes. Ruto will be waiting for you at the appointe | 1.6× | 0 | 9.9k | 1.1k | 17 |
| 57 | Nov 11, '21 | Babu Owino makes us who went to school and in particular University of Nairobi, School of Law, Parklands Campus ashamed to imagine that he also went there. An educated imbecile is | 1.6× | 0 | 9.2k | 2k | 38 |
| 58 | Jun 11, '25 | Eliud Lagat is on his own. He shall be arrested and charged with murder, and this will be a lasting lesson to all police officers that the power they hold is given by law and shoul | 1.6× | 185k | 7.6k | 2.1k | 63 |
| 59 | Jul 28, '24 | Ken Mijungu banned Farah Maalim from appearing in his shows for good cause. Friends, just ban Olive Burrows from interviewing you. That is the simplest way of transporting cowshit | 1.6× | 185k | 7.8k | 3.3k | 85 |
| 60 | Nov 21, '24 | Once more, President William Ruto proves to Kenyans that he has incompetent or corrupt people for Cabinet Secretaries and that Parliament is cheap, clueless and emasculated. Adani! | 1.5× | 182k | 7.6k | 2.7k | 57 |
| 61 | Sep 5, '22 | Wafula Chebukati has been vindicated. He remains the hero who prevented the subversion of the will of the People of Kenya expressed through the ballot. Well done Kenyans. Congratul | 1.5× | 0 | 10k | 1.7k | 2 |
| 62 | Jul 11, '24 | Parliament approved the Cabinet Secretaries dismissed today. Parliament passed the oppressive Finance Bill, 2024. It is the same Parliament which the President was advised by the C | 1.5× | 175k | 9k | 4.2k | 73 |
| 63 | Dec 13, '24 | I am receiving so much information on Judges and Magistrates from their colleagues and Assistants. The Judiciary is rotten. C J Martha Koome must resign. | 1.5× | 175k | 8.2k | 2.5k | 71 |
| 64 | Apr 8, '22 | No Kenyan should be inconvenienced or put to unnecessary expense even for Kshs 1 by mobile phone services providers. It is time we said NO to this nonsense. Let us see if Safaricom | 1.5× | 0 | 8.7k | 1.9k | 10 |
| 65 | Aug 17, '21 | The police killers of Benson Njiru Ndwiga and Emmanuel Mutura Ndwiga are here. ^POLSK | 1.5× | 0 | 7.4k | 2.1k | 15 |
| 66 | Sep 24, '21 | Teachers, you left Wilson Sossion to be fought to exhaustion by the State. KNUT withdrew all cases against the State when you replaced Sossion with a Secretary of ‘your preferred c | 1.4× | 0 | 8.1k | 1.8k | 20 |
| 67 | Jul 23, '24 | The determination and diligence by the demonstrating birds to secure good governance in Kenya is unmistakably remarkable. | 1.4× | 165k | 7.3k | 2k | 33 |
| 68 | Aug 11, '22 | Welcome home, Mr President, Dr William Ruto. | 1.4× | 0 | 10k | 867 | 3 |
| 69 | Aug 23, '22 | I have always counseled Ndegwa Njiru not to be the mischievous monkey playing with the tigger’s tail as a swing from one branch of the tree to the other. Now see how Ahmednasir Abd | 1.4× | 0 | 9.6k | 1.1k | 10 |
| 70 | Aug 10, '22 | Twelve good hours of deserved sleep, a cold shower and I am off to work in my daughter’s Opuk Debe Debe. She has left for London. Life goes on. Do not waste your time trolling me. | 1.3× | 0 | 8.8k | 642 | 16 |
| 71 | Jul 19, '22 | Rigathi Gachagua: 10/10 Martha Karua: 5/10 | 1.3× | 0 | 9k | 967 | 1 |
| 72 | Aug 10, '22 | Barring any petition at the Supreme Court, Dr William Ruto will be sworn-in as the 5th President of the Republic of Kenya on 25-8-2022. | 1.3× | 0 | 9.1k | 771 | 4 |
| 73 | Aug 16, '21 | The Law Society of Kenya will appear tomorrow in Court at Nairobi for the arraignment of the six police officers who murdered Benson Njiru Ndwiga and Emmanuel Mutura Ndwiga in Embu | 1.3× | 0 | 7.8k | 1.8k | 8 |
| 74 | Aug 15, '22 | “I would rather fail in a cause that would ultimately succeed, than succeed in a cause that would ultimately fail.” ~ President Woodrow Wilson | 1.3× | 0 | 9.7k | 831 | 11 |
| 75 | Oct 20, '21 | I am ready to accompany CJ Emeritus Dr Willy Mutunga to Canada to bring Miguna Miguna back home on November 16, 2021. The rule of law, respect for Court orders and the defense of t | 1.3× | 0 | 7.9k | 1.4k | 7 |
| 76 | Apr 14, '22 | What if all of us bought bicycles and rode to work or school in Nairobi? The caprice of oil marketers will end. Traffick nightmares will be a forgotten past. The carbon pollution w | 1.2× | 0 | 7k | 949 | 8 |
| 77 | Sep 20, '22 | Another big score for the rule of law as Dr Miguna Miguna is issued his Kenyan Passport in Canada. The decree for the payment of damages of Kshs 7,000,000.00 by Fred Matiangi, Gord | 1.2× | 0 | 8.1k | 1.1k | 13 |
| 78 | Aug 15, '22 | The Returning Officer for the election of President is the Chairperson of IEBC and not Commissioners. Attempts to change this through amendments of the law failed. Only Wafula Cheb | 1.2× | 0 | 7.6k | 1.3k | 9 |
| 79 | Aug 11, '22 | Moses Wetangula delivered Western Kenya to the last woman seated. | 1.1× | 0 | 8.5k | 582 | 0 |
| 80 | Aug 17, '22 | The attempt to gag Ahmednasir Abdullahi and Nelson Havi from publicly examining and commenting on proceedings before the Supreme Court has been timely thwarted by the High Court. | 1.1× | 0 | 8.1k | 971 | 4 |
| 81 | Oct 12, '22 | Trevor Ombija, if you are the noisemaker, you shut your mouth. You don’t offer to seal our ears. Noise pollution must be contained. | 1.1× | 0 | 7.7k | 1.1k | 19 |
| 82 | Aug 16, '22 | His Master’s Voice Gramophone. | 1.1× | 0 | 6.8k | 1.3k | 21 |
| 83 | Aug 13, '22 | An election fought and lost on Unga. | 1.1× | 0 | 7.9k | 739 | 6 |
| 84 | Aug 26, '22 | The four IEBC Commissioners have put on suicide vests. It is unfortunate. | 1.1× | 0 | 7.8k | 758 | 8 |
| 85 | Aug 15, '22 | In the end, Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga concentrated on fighting small wars and small People, losing everything, including their dignity. Kenyans should never fight each other | 1.1× | 0 | 7.6k | 978 | 5 |
| 86 | Jun 11, '25 | Kenyans in public office would rather die than resign. Let us not therefore, plead with Eliud Lagat to resign. He must be physically removed from office, taken to Court and charged | 1.1× | 129k | 7k | 2.7k | 50 |
| 87 | Jul 25, '22 | It is a done deal. | 1.1× | 0 | 6.7k | 664 | 7 |
| 88 | Aug 26, '22 | Thank you David Ochieng for bringing Luo Nyanza on board MV Kenya Kwanza. Enough is Enough! | 1.1× | 0 | 7.5k | 682 | 4 |
| 89 | Jul 16, '21 | Robert Alai has been running naked for a while. There is no big deal if he slows down and walks naked. ^DoS | 1.1× | 0 | 7.2k | 951 | 3 |
| 90 | Jun 3, '22 | Nelson Andayi Havi: KCPE 1991, Nangili Primary School, Headmaster ~ Hilary Njaya; KCSE 1995, Musingu High School, Headmaster ~ James Khabongo; LLB 2001, University of Nairobi, VC ~ | 1.1× | 0 | 6.9k | 701 | 47 |
| 91 | May 16, '22 | Martha Karua SC will effectively deputize H E Raila Odinga in Government or in the Opposition. She is level head with well calibrated political calipers for precision in decision m | 1.0× | 0 | 7.2k | 803 | 6 |
| 92 | Aug 19, '22 | Do not accept those appointments being made by Uhuru Kenyatta after 9-8-2022. You risk embarrassing yourself unnecessarily. | 1.0× | 0 | 7.4k | 737 | 3 |
| 93 | Aug 20, '21 | Watu wa Alliance mpo? Justice Patrick Kiage cremating BBI with gasoline. ^DoS | 1.0× | 0 | 6.8k | 968 | 2 |
| 94 | Sep 11, '24 | The People of Kenya must now (MANDATORY) be shown the contract signed with Adani Airport Holdings. Whoever signed it should be prosecuted. It shall be a private prosecution. It can | 1.0× | 118k | 7.7k | 3.7k | 45 |
| 95 | Aug 16, '22 | Supreme Court Sequel. | 1.0× | 0 | 7.8k | 494 | 7 |
| 96 | Aug 21, '22 | Tomorrow is the deadline for filing of the Presidential Election Petition at the Supreme Court. Jackson Awele; Prof Ben Sihanya; and Ochieng Oginga, give us a case worth a historic | 1.0× | 0 | 7.1k | 660 | 7 |
| 97 | Aug 11, '22 | 50.2% it is. | 1.0× | 0 | 7.3k | 610 | 0 |
| 98 | Sep 5, '22 | There is a book I will recommend to outgoing President Uhuru Kenyatta, “Dinner With Mugabe” by Heidi Holland. | 1.0× | 0 | 6.9k | 721 | 74 |
| 99 | Jul 16, '24 | Polo Kimani was last seen in police custody. @NPSOfficial_KE and @DCI_Kenya note that no contrived explanations or blatant lies will be accepted should he be harmed, killed or | 0.9× | 112k | 7k | 5.8k | 22 |
| 100 | May 21, '22 | Came to the office and guess what? Polycap Igathe has drawn and filed the submissions that had been troubling me for two weeks. It is done! | 0.9× | 0 | 6.8k | 554 | 7 |
| 101 | Oct 4 | The duties and roles of a Member of National Assembly are four, and I have summarized them here in Swahili. The People of Westlands, you know that I have the capacity and competenc | 0.3× | 37k | 375 | 48 | 28 |
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