| 1 | Oct 1, '23 | found a guy who does vr drunk driving | 252× | 14.6M | 97k | 11k | 8.3k |
| 2 | Jan 13, '21 | they are really fuckin these snails up | 182× | 0 | 408k | 57k | 5.7k |
| 3 | Jun 23, '24 | View post on X | 86.5× | 5M | 91k | 6.8k | 5.6k |
| 4 | Sep 17, '19 | My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days. | 58× | 0 | 116k | 20k | 1.6k |
| 5 | Jun 16, '24 | View post on X | 39.2× | 2.3M | 24k | 1.2k | 636 |
| 6 | May 21, '24 | at a bar with a scratch off drink combo im going to black out | 38.2× | 2.2M | 18k | 631 | 1.3k |
| 7 | Apr 5, '24 | the amazon fresh store on 14th street is closing on sunday and the deals are insane. a sampling | 34.7× | 2M | 14k | 424 | 911 |
| 8 | Apr 16, '24 | fuck this im joining the mcdonalds foreign service | 30.2× | 1.8M | 33k | 1.6k | 1.3k |
| 9 | Jan 25, '23 | came across a video that seems to show gases being vented directly from a cow and flared about as close to the source as it gets | 24.7× | 1.4M | 2.5k | 216 | 402 |
| 10 | Nov 6, '23 | doing this much without a single woman present is wild | 20.6× | 1.2M | 5.9k | 181 | 178 |
| 11 | Mar 21, '25 | We won | 15× | 869k | 2.9k | 428 | 118 |
| 12 | Jun 17, '23 | they cured some guy's racism with molly | 13.9× | 803k | 3.3k | 373 | 289 |
| 13 | Dec 11, '23 | The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is a direct attack on technological progress and also a direct attack on our personal privacy and autonomy. Make no mistake, while propo | 12.6× | 728k | 3.7k | 1k | 304 |
| 14 | Nov 8, '25 | A group of everyday Americans was forced to learn how Ethereum works and this was the result | 9.8× | 566k | 7.4k | 409 | 1.1k |
| 15 | Jul 13, '23 | View post on X | 9.6× | 554k | 4.7k | 281 | 385 |
| 16 | Dec 16, '22 | you’re telling me elon got dunked on so bad in a twitter space that he deleted the entire feature | 9.3× | 539k | 3.1k | 144 | 44 |
| 17 | Jan 26, '23 | we are not prepared for the internet super soldiers | 9.2× | 534k | 2.6k | 201 | 208 |
| 18 | Sep 13, '23 | Meet the billionaire who spends $2 million per year to stay young | 8.6× | 499k | 9k | 635 | 49 |
| 19 | Jul 17, '20 | time’s up | 8.2× | 0 | 20k | 2.1k | 110 |
| 20 | Jul 24, '23 | why are they doing this with the urgency of a coup | 8.2× | 473k | 3.7k | 177 | 35 |
| 21 | May 19, '21 | “for my next trick i will destroy my own balance sheet” | 7.7× | 0 | 19k | 1.8k | 73 |
| 22 | Aug 13, '23 | how could anyone possibly look at those interactions and interpret them like this | 7.3× | 424k | 2.4k | 43 | 38 |
| 23 | Mar 8, '23 | @paulkrugman were you trying to buy drugs or assassination? | 7.1× | 414k | 6.2k | 563 | 49 |
| 24 | Aug 17, '23 | tech wealth has given us mid life crises of a magnitude never before thought possible | 6.9× | 398k | 3k | 175 | 74 |
| 25 | Mar 17, '22 | Watch as @jony_levin tries to answer Sen. Warren’s questions about a hypothetical oligarch with $1 billion already in crypto | 5.6× | 0 | 7.7k | 1.2k | 593 |
| 26 | Nov 22, '21 | “almost no one saw inflation coming” meanwhile, the internet all last year: | 4.6× | 0 | 9.1k | 1.7k | 460 |
| 27 | Jul 25, '23 | After carefully studying the company financials, I realized that all of that debt was was for "Twitter, Inc." | 4.3× | 247k | 3.2k | 198 | 40 |
| 28 | Feb 25, '21 | “bitcoin is worthless” ok give me one for free then | 4.0× | 0 | 9.5k | 1k | 37 |
| 29 | Jan 6, '21 | i’m sorry that your warrantless surveillance regime was built on the assumption that people would always need intermediaries to transact | 3.9× | 0 | 7.1k | 1.5k | 438 |
| 30 | Aug 4, '21 | should i buy a house or a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey | 3.9× | 0 | 9.6k | 666 | 70 |
| 31 | Dec 29, '20 | What the last human survivor sees before being vaporized | 3.6× | 0 | 6.5k | 1.5k | 261 |
| 32 | May 14, '21 | do electric car owners know where the electricity comes from | 3.2× | 0 | 7.3k | 537 | 32 |
| 33 | May 23, '21 | i was told eth 10k | 3.0× | 0 | 7.4k | 324 | 24 |
| 34 | Aug 11, '25 | Marked safe from oneshotting | 2.9× | 166k | 3.8k | 140 | 278 |
| 35 | May 2, '21 | hello, i’ve made all of my money from selling sugar to the world’s children. i’m here to tell you about moral investing | 2.8× | 0 | 6.9k | 561 | 85 |
| 36 | Sep 2, '21 | didnt need this today | 2.7× | 0 | 6.7k | 606 | 86 |
| 37 | Dec 22, '17 | Bitcoiners on Dec 16, 2017 vs. Bitcoiners on Dec 22, 2017 | 2.6× | 0 | 4.4k | 1.5k | 2 |
| 38 | Jan 25, '21 | hey WSB wouldn’t it be super funny if we all bought Vanguard Target Retirement 2055 | 2.4× | 0 | 6.1k | 460 | 33 |
| 39 | Sep 5, '17 | Checkmate, bitcoiners | 2.3× | 0 | 3.9k | 1.3k | 0 |
| 40 | Sep 18, '19 | UMBRELLA SITUATION UPDATE | 2.3× | 0 | 6k | 233 | 28 |
| 41 | Dec 14, '22 | @SenWarren The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on cryptocurrency self custody, developers, and node operators Nothing about th | 2.3× | 0 | 4.5k | 929 | 57 |
| 42 | Feb 10, '21 | hey did this happen | 2.1× | 0 | 4.8k | 457 | 61 |
| 43 | Jan 16, '18 | trying to enjoy crypto wealth | 2.1× | 0 | 3.6k | 1.1k | 1 |
| 44 | Mar 4, '21 | real conversation i’ve had: “bro why didn’t you tell us to buy bitcoin” “i did and you thought i was insane” “yeah but why didn't you tell us harder” | 2.1× | 0 | 4.8k | 401 | 60 |
| 45 | May 16, '21 | this is like the highest form of “i’m new to bitcoin and i’m here to fix it” | 2.0× | 0 | 5k | 432 | 33 |
| 46 | Jan 16, '22 | born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the galaxy, but just in time to be a greeter in the metaverse walmart | 2.0× | 0 | 4.9k | 389 | 73 |
| 47 | May 24, '22 | Seth Green developed a whole show around his bored ape, because by owning the NFT he owned the right to that character. Then someone stole it. Now Seth doesn’t own the IP to the ch | 2.0× | 0 | 3.4k | 421 | 205 |
| 48 | Feb 5, '18 | View post on X | 2.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 939 | 0 |
| 49 | Nov 14, '18 | Congratulations to everyone who bought a wiretap so they could buy stuff more easily | 2.0× | 0 | 3.3k | 1.1k | 11 |
| 50 | May 7, '18 | if you own a huge stake in coca-cola you probably shouldn’t call anything rat poison | 1.9× | 0 | 4k | 741 | 5 |
| 51 | Sep 5, '22 | airbnb search history | 1.9× | 0 | 5.1k | 114 | 86 |
| 52 | Dec 17, '20 | a bunch of nerds managed to meme a new global reserve currency into existence | 1.8× | 0 | 4.4k | 406 | 46 |
| 53 | May 13, '21 | @elonmusk did you do any research on bitcoin before buying it | 1.8× | 0 | 4.9k | 104 | 1 |
| 54 | Feb 26, '19 | How I sound explaining my job to my aunts and uncles | 1.8× | 0 | 3.1k | 857 | 111 |
| 55 | Sep 17, '19 | If you found this tweet because you enjoy watching hilariously inept tech stumbles then you’ll love following me because I mostly post about cryptocurrency | 1.8× | 0 | 5k | 77 | 10 |
| 56 | Jan 4, '21 | Bitcoin just crashed ~8%. This proves, as I have been saying for the last 5 years, that it is a terrible investment | 1.6× | 0 | 3.7k | 157 | 35 |
| 57 | Dec 18, '17 | Happy birthday to “HODL”—born 4 years ago during the Bitcoin crash of 2013 | 1.6× | 0 | 2.7k | 869 | 1 |
| 58 | Mar 26, '21 | Some personal news: This week I officially began my role as Director of Social Media for Amazon US | 1.6× | 0 | 4.3k | 64 | 28 |
| 59 | Dec 12, '22 | who knows maybe elon could have successfully turned twitter into a paid platform but he ruined his chances by making it all about the culture war. this place is done for | 1.6× | 0 | 3.4k | 122 | 69 |
| 60 | Nov 29, '21 | calling my mom to see if im related to this guy | 1.5× | 0 | 4.2k | 83 | 15 |
| 61 | Jan 2, '22 | i feel like these pfp projects like bored apes really set crypto as a whole back in terms of cultural acceptance. no one respects a community that’s paying millions of dollars for | 1.5× | 0 | 3.3k | 159 | 67 |
| 62 | Oct 29, '21 | View post on X | 1.5× | 0 | 3.5k | 69 | 53 |
| 63 | Aug 18, '22 | this massive verified account is posting fake news to move the crypto market and hiding anyone who is asking for a source | 1.4× | 0 | 2.8k | 478 | 52 |
| 64 | Oct 15, '21 | more like busted rhymes | 1.4× | 0 | 4k | 98 | 14 |
| 65 | Dec 25, '20 | My 5 year old son opened an envelope of cash from his aunt, then turned to me and said ‘Papa, this fiat currency is a melting ice cube. Could we please trade this for hard money." | 1.4× | 0 | 3.7k | 186 | 25 |
| 66 | Jan 4, '19 | For $50 I will show up to your funeral dressed like an Indian prince and place a jeweled dagger on your casket. If anyone asks I will say you saved my life once, and nothing more. | 1.4× | 0 | 2.9k | 495 | 26 |
| 67 | Nov 10, '21 | Zoomers calculating what a coin worth .0000001 now could buy if it went to $1 | 1.4× | 0 | 3.7k | 167 | 22 |
| 68 | Sep 18, '19 | The number of people who have said they should just break the glass today is astonishing. There’s nothing important in there. Its 2019. Computers are portable now. Work just moved | 1.4× | 0 | 3.4k | 102 | 13 |
| 69 | Jan 14, '18 | Bad news everyone. A guy at the bar told me Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything. Shut it down folks. Party’s over. | 1.4× | 0 | 2.9k | 435 | 0 |
| 70 | Jan 21, '22 | my plan: create an app that pulls users into a vortex of short highly addictive video clips. then, when they can’t hold a thought for more than a few seconds, sell them adhd medici | 1.3× | 0 | 3.3k | 242 | 84 |
| 71 | Sep 14, '20 | The way TED talks destroyed its own brand is fascinating to me | 1.3× | 0 | 3.1k | 221 | 119 |
| 72 | May 17, '21 | updated it to better reflect the current situation | 1.3× | 0 | 3.4k | 263 | 25 |
| 73 | Aug 8, '21 | front page of the washington post today | 1.3× | 0 | 2.8k | 399 | 31 |
| 74 | Apr 15, '18 | This shot from Matthew McConaughey’s new movie looks like it could be from a documentary about cryptocurrency | 1.3× | 0 | 2.7k | 475 | 6 |
| 75 | Jan 29, '21 | View post on X | 1.2× | 0 | 3k | 335 | 13 |
| 76 | Jan 4, '21 | Bitcoin was not invented. It was discovered. | 1.2× | 0 | 2.8k | 190 | 40 |
| 77 | Oct 28, '21 | did a photoshoot with my cube for the wall street journal | 1.2× | 0 | 2.9k | 85 | 62 |
| 78 | Mar 6, '22 | Huge: around 40% of Ukraine’s military suppliers have been willing to take the donated cryptocurrency directly | 1.1× | 0 | 2.3k | 403 | 59 |
| 79 | Sep 24, '21 | might be worth looking into why china can’t seem to successfully ban cryptocurrency | 1.1× | 0 | 2.5k | 271 | 12 |
| 80 | May 12, '21 | how the fuck did we get to the point where people are talking about ‘dog tokens’ as if its a real category | 1.1× | 0 | 2.6k | 161 | 14 |
| 81 | Feb 8, '22 | having billions of dollars in btc and still grinding in the content fields does not add up | 1.1× | 0 | 2.9k | 74 | 25 |
| 82 | May 17, '21 | coin wars update | 1.1× | 0 | 2.7k | 109 | 30 |
| 83 | Mar 6, '21 | i’d buy this one though | 1.1× | 0 | 2.9k | 109 | 22 |
| 84 | May 30, '21 | as far as im concerned the bitcoin car has one job: don’t crash | 1.0× | 0 | 2.7k | 138 | 2 |
| 85 | Jun 28, '19 | Let joe rogan moderate the debates | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 318 | 1 |
| 86 | Oct 15, '21 | @BustaRhymes wtf busta | 1.0× | 0 | 2.8k | 63 | 12 |
| 87 | May 23, '21 | bitcoiners arriving in miami | 1.0× | 0 | 2.6k | 187 | 11 |
| 88 | Sep 18, '19 | “I would just smash the glass like a man” | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 44 | 5 |
| 89 | Apr 13, '22 | zuck’s metaverse: -50% tax on commerce (before real taxes) - all goods exist on their internal ledger and can be deleted/manipulated whenever they want why would anyone buy or sell | 1.0× | 0 | 2.3k | 207 | 21 |
| 90 | Apr 25, '21 | bitcoin ruined my life. i could have been a mid level corporate drone who gets all of their opinions from john oliver. but i would have been happy | 1.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 139 | 37 |
| 91 | Jul 3, '19 | What the | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 251 | 5 |
| 92 | Apr 18, '20 | Follow the money people. Who benefits from the virus 🧐 | 1.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 232 | 15 |
| 93 | Mar 1, '21 | a lot of people dont like bitcoin because its essentially a bet on them being wrong | 1.0× | 0 | 2.3k | 227 | 29 |
| 94 | May 30, '21 | this is going to happen to every tech guy who moved to miami | 1.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 123 | 35 |
| 95 | May 24, '20 | Shout out to snickers ice cream for listing the serving size as the entire box | 1.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 168 | 13 |
| 96 | Jun 14, '21 | i blocked some dumbass and he got so mad he messaged me on linkedin | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 45 | 17 |
| 97 | Dec 23, '17 | @elonmusk Elon did you do bitcoin | 1.0× | 0 | 2.7k | 99 | 2 |
| 98 | Jun 4, '21 | get this facebook boomer shit out of here | 0.9× | 0 | 2.5k | 121 | 3 |
| 99 | Sep 18, '19 | Let’s address some common suggestions: Take the door off: it comes off from the inside Go through the drop ceiling: there is no drop ceiling Slip something through the crack: there | 0.9× | 0 | 2.3k | 74 | 8 |
| 100 | Jan 13, '21 | responses so far have been either fun jokes about snails or people trying to make a point about the media | 0.8× | 0 | 2.5k | 16 | 8 |
| 101 | Oct 15 | The government doesn't need a warrant to get detailed information on your movements, habits, friends, and even your beliefs. It can buy all of the digital breadcrumbs you've left o | 0.1× | 5.9k | 48 | 17 | 6 |
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