| 1 | Apr 12, '24 | This is what I’m obsessed with on TikTok. | 144× | 6.1M | 18k | 1.5k | 1.7k |
| 2 | Jun 9, '25 | This japa conversation sha. It is well. Me I’m happy o😭😭 I suffered at that Iyana Oworo bustop too much for me not to be happy. I’m satisfied. 😭 | 91.4× | 3.9M | 12k | 1.3k | 956 |
| 3 | Nov 8, '25 | View post on X | 84.2× | 3.5M | 51k | 5.5k | 1.2k |
| 4 | Oct 2, '25 | Once you love wide leg pants, there is no going back from that. | 64.5× | 2.7M | 73k | 14k | 1.5k |
| 5 | Nov 20, '24 | I realized very late that just because someone keeps coming back to you after they’ve hurt you doesn’t mean they love you or that you’re special to them. | 57.8× | 2.4M | 34k | 5.7k | 3.2k |
| 6 | Sep 27, '25 | THE KEYS TO THE CITY!!! | 44.7× | 1.9M | 64k | 4.4k | 1.1k |
| 7 | Mar 30, '23 | Best flip and eat video! 😂😂😂😂😂 | 29.3× | 1.2M | 7.2k | 2.2k | 489 |
| 8 | Feb 9, '23 | Officially one year in the UK, and in that one year, I have: 1. Finished my Masters. 2. Cried over one million times 3. Moved closer to God. 4. Worked in two different companies as | 25.3× | 1.1M | 15k | 2.2k | 1.3k |
| 9 | Dec 20, '22 | Kevin De Bruyne trying not to get killed after Boko Haram kidnaps him: | 21.6× | 910k | 11k | 4.2k | 400 |
| 10 | Dec 30, '24 | JAN 2025 BIBLE STUDY PLAN is here! 🙌📖💃 Ready to dive deeper into God's Word? Use the SOAP method in frame 3 to guide your study! PS: We are continuing our study of Psalms from 2 | 18.6× | 785k | 5k | 1.3k | 4.8k |
| 11 | Mar 11, '23 | Lol, check Pocolee’s snap every weekend to see the new generation Fathers. | 17.7× | 747k | 6.2k | 1.4k | 41 |
| 12 | Jun 4, '25 | “Two days now, you’ve not touched me” *folds mouth* *shakes her* *hums hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm* “You see, if I have not touched you before, now I have”. | 16.2× | 685k | 11k | 1.5k | 555 |
| 13 | Jun 28, '25 | There is nothing anyone is telling you that’s going to help you. One day, you’ll decide what to do yourself. | 15.9× | 670k | 16k | 3.7k | 581 |
| 14 | May 1, '25 | I didn’t touch my NYSC allowance at all. At the time, I was working with a company, and I would take out ₦200 from my salary, then add it to the allowance to make it ₦20,000. I use | 15.3× | 647k | 5.2k | 641 | 461 |
| 15 | Jun 18, '25 | No tip has ever worked for me when it comes to procrastination. I just wake up one day, decide it's time to do it, and get it done. | 14.5× | 612k | 32k | 6.9k | 1.2k |
| 16 | Oct 1, '24 | Go for that master’s degree! It’s a solid investment in yourself and your future. Don’t wait—take the leap and level up now. | 14.3× | 605k | 16k | 2.8k | 1.1k |
| 17 | Jul 20, '25 | This is where I draw the line. | 14.2× | 598k | 7.9k | 1.6k | 286 |
| 18 | Mar 7, '25 | I’m not 30 yet but you see those YouTube movies with no bearing ? That’s where you’ll find me. | 14.1× | 595k | 5.9k | 1k | 377 |
| 19 | Jan 10, '23 | I remind myself every hour, so that I don't forget all the promises he made in the Bible. ❤️ | 13.7× | 578k | 12k | 2.8k | 1.3k |
| 20 | Mar 15, '23 | Your friends are not wicked for not “opening book” for you in the exam hall. Read your books! | 13.5× | 568k | 6.3k | 1.7k | 64 |
| 21 | Oct 28, '25 | View post on X | 13.3× | 559k | 5.2k | 419 | 661 |
| 22 | Sep 16, '25 | I just hope they are not expecting the people that jumped to come to work tomorrow? They need to take leave. | 12.9× | 545k | 6.6k | 838 | 179 |
| 23 | Jun 26, '24 | I SCREAMED 😭😭😂 | 12.9× | 543k | 6.5k | 1.6k | 1.1k |
| 24 | Jun 26, '25 | Egusi is such a shameless soup. Anyhow you make it, it’s going to come out nice. If you fumble egusi, Omo nothing for you again o. | 12.9× | 542k | 14k | 1.9k | 300 |
| 25 | Apr 3, '24 | I’ve been using danfo model. Conductors collect tfare row by row. | 12.7× | 537k | 7.4k | 2k | 372 |
| 26 | Mar 12, '23 | In SS2, money was always missing in our class, and we finally caught the babe stealing it. The school counselor scheduled counseling sessions for her, and she stole the woman's wal | 12.2× | 516k | 4.9k | 1.2k | 90 |
| 27 | Mar 9, '25 | Please. You people that just started watching YouTube movies….. We don’t analyze anything there o. Input and output. We don’t expect any twist.😌 Because see analysis everywhere no | 11.6× | 491k | 6.1k | 2k | 215 |
| 28 | Dec 25, '24 | No one: Absolutely no one: John referring to himself in the gospel of John: “The disciple whom Jesus loved” | 11.6× | 490k | 17k | 2.2k | 554 |
| 29 | Jun 21, '24 | Lmao, the people saying 'I can't eat this.' I'm just curious, did he offer it? | 11.3× | 475k | 9.5k | 1.8k | 114 |
| 30 | May 3, '24 | That’s why you give everyone attitude 2hrs before you step out to buy it. So you eat it with a face strong like cold fufu. | 11.1× | 467k | 5.7k | 1.5k | 164 |
| 31 | Apr 21, '25 | Cook ke. I’ll shanje. | 11× | 464k | 9.8k | 1.4k | 99 |
| 32 | May 9, '25 | In Nigeria, saying ‘review my result’ to exam bodies or university lecturers is almost like issuing a death threat; they take it so personal. | 10.9× | 461k | 11k | 2.4k | 289 |
| 33 | May 14, '25 | Going to shop… Arrival…. Starting… Parting… Braiding… Half done… Views… Views again…. If you know get this tweet, then you’ve been sleeping on TikTok. 😭 | 10.6× | 447k | 5.5k | 909 | 134 |
| 34 | Sep 12, '25 | I have books to read. Courses to take. Self-development is not easy o. Jesus!😭 | 10× | 422k | 19k | 4.4k | 1.2k |
| 35 | Aug 12, '25 | Because imagine what a yam picnic would look like: Fried yam Boiled yam Roasted yam Yam peppersoup Yam porridge Yamarita Yam chips Sides: egg, beans, stew, garden egg, palm oil, bu | 9.8× | 415k | 6.8k | 1.5k | 364 |
| 36 | Aug 5, '24 | New salary = N1,200,000. | 9.8× | 413k | 5.1k | 775 | 170 |
| 37 | Oct 2, '25 | - Pre-period (PMS) - Period(MP) - Post-period / Pre-ovulation - Ovulation - Post-ovulation / Luteal phase - Cycle restart (Pre-period phase begins again) All in one month. Oh chim | 9.6× | 406k | 13k | 4.6k | 1k |
| 38 | Apr 19, '24 | I love parents so much. They follow you to write exams, and they don’t know your performance yet, but when you come out, you meet snacks, and they are telling you, "Sorry.”. Then, | 9.4× | 395k | 6.7k | 2.1k | 207 |
| 39 | Oct 25, '25 | Honeymoon phase doesn’t end for real lovers btw. | 8.5× | 359k | 8.5k | 2.6k | 260 |
| 40 | Jul 5, '25 | My nephew has played games so much that he doesn’t play them again. He builds them now and send to me to test. He literally builds them from the scratch. I don’t even understand th | 8.5× | 357k | 31k | 1.1k | 912 |
| 41 | Nov 21, '23 | I had this strong nudge to keep praying for my family's safety for the past week or two. I couldn't explain it, but I kept saying, "I won't hear bad news from home." Yesterday, I s | 8.4× | 353k | 5.7k | 757 | 71 |
| 42 | Oct 17, '20 | So in 2023, we won’t care about tribe and religion, we’d only vote the right person for the job! Right??? #EndSARS | 8.1× | 0 | 16k | 19k | 28 |
| 43 | Jul 19, '25 | Sleep ke? Grinding for my future nepolets, please. | 8.0× | 336k | 10k | 2.5k | 245 |
| 44 | Apr 17, '25 | *Bride dancing* *Bride sees her husband’s picture on someone’s chest* Bride: “E pause orin yen na” “E pause orin yen na” | 7.9× | 335k | 9.2k | 1.5k | 192 |
| 45 | Sep 29, '25 | “They say Nigeria is bad” “But I say……Nigeria is beautiful” Can you see what happened today??? | 7.4× | 311k | 7k | 1.5k | 163 |
| 46 | May 21, '25 | Yes, because if that was me, I’d add Ludo and Whot on the side, then get distracted and dump the idea totally. Because now I’m stressed. | 7.1× | 298k | 5.8k | 1.2k | 158 |
| 47 | Mar 25, '25 | I watched the forge on Netflix yesterday and I cried so much. 10/10! Discipleship is a must. | 6.7× | 281k | 4.6k | 539 | 1.4k |
| 48 | Sep 7, '25 | The “I bounced back immediately after childbirth” pressure on IG though. Hmmmn Let everyone take it easy. 🙏 | 6.5× | 276k | 4.6k | 784 | 135 |
| 49 | Jun 7, '24 | Any small thing in Proverbs like this - ‘FOOL’. | 6.4× | 270k | 4.8k | 1.3k | 217 |
| 50 | Jul 8, '25 | Love strict women so much. My people. | 6.3× | 267k | 7.1k | 2.5k | 300 |
| 51 | Aug 6, '25 | Ability to give gist is a skill. | 6.1× | 258k | 6.7k | 1.9k | 278 |
| 52 | Aug 5, '24 | Someone sleeping when you really want to talk to them is even painful. Better open your eyes and smell coffee. It is love we are doing here, and not siesta. | 5.8× | 245k | 4.7k | 1.1k | 567 |
| 53 | Oct 18, '25 | “I would call her to myself” | 5.8× | 245k | 5.1k | 712 | 148 |
| 54 | Oct 14, '20 | “Pressing phone generation” generation >>>>”Don’t marry from another tribe” generation. | 5.4× | 0 | 12k | 12k | 54 |
| 55 | Apr 17, '25 | There is so much calmness around Michelle Aigbe. A very beautiful and reserved young lady, | 5.3× | 223k | 5.4k | 570 | 67 |
| 56 | Jun 14, '22 | You guys need to watch this fr. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crien 😭😭😭 | 5.3× | 0 | 19k | 4.8k | 1.8k |
| 57 | Jan 29, '24 | ”You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit me together in my mother’s womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous—how well | 5.2× | 221k | 6.8k | 1.4k | 294 |
| 58 | Jun 15, '25 | Someone catcalled my sister and, when she didn’t respond, he said, “You’ll see.” My dad had him arrested and made sure he wrote a statement saying that nothing was going to happen | 5.1× | 217k | 7.8k | 764 | 136 |
| 59 | Apr 21, '25 | Don’t forget that the job you’re reluctant to resume tomorrow is the same one you prayed and fasted for. | 5.1× | 215k | 8.4k | 1.2k | 235 |
| 60 | Jan 14, '25 | No one: My man on the phone when I’m with him: “My madam is here” “Say hi to my madam” Me the madam in question: | 5.0× | 210k | 7.5k | 1.2k | 363 |
| 61 | Jun 8, '21 | Someone in the product team is in a long distance relationship. | 4.9× | 0 | 14k | 9.7k | 294 |
| 62 | Dec 22, '24 | My nephew is here for the holidays. Him after eating: Can I have my dessert? Me: As how? Him: What we have after eating, can I have it ? Me: | 4.9× | 207k | 5.1k | 850 | 106 |
| 63 | Feb 13, '20 | Chew your cake well tomorrow, there’s no ring inside. | 4.8× | 0 | 19k | 5.5k | 101 |
| 64 | Oct 1, '24 | Live within your means! Track your expenses, avoid unnecessary debt, and save for what matters. A little discipline goes a long way in achieving financial peace. | 4.8× | 201k | 9.1k | 1.9k | 627 |
| 65 | Nov 20, '24 | I realized late that any environment where you feel hesitant or afraid to express the depth of your love—because you fear it might be perceived as "too much"—is unhealthy. | 4.5× | 190k | 4.8k | 1.3k | 503 |
| 66 | Apr 20, '22 | I think my holiest and calmest period was when I was awaiting my visa decision. Conductor insulted me and I said “ God bless you”. | 4.3× | 0 | 20k | 3.8k | 282 |
| 67 | Nov 1, '25 | I was in church today and caught a glimpse of my husband (we don’t sit together because we serve in different units), and mehn, what a fine man! | 4.2× | 178k | 7.3k | 322 | 145 |
| 68 | Mar 15, '25 | My mum can just wake up like this and be deluluing on her own. Which one is “this time next year I’ll be in the UK doing omugwo for twins” Okay, Mrs Taiwo. | 3.8× | 160k | 5.2k | 389 | 54 |
| 69 | Feb 9, '25 | “I have seen too much of God to doubt Him”. | 3.7× | 158k | 6.9k | 1.8k | 223 |
| 70 | Dec 8, '20 | Me as a referee: “Woo you people are running too fast jare” | 3.7× | 0 | 15k | 3.9k | 255 |
| 71 | Jan 18, '22 | I reject the spirit of near success syndrome in Jesus name. | 3.5× | 0 | 15k | 4.3k | 54 |
| 72 | Nov 29, '22 | There is a babe on my WhatsApp that finished from my secondary school, once you post your picture on your status, this babe lifts it and posts it on her own saying “ I miss you my | 3.2× | 0 | 15k | 2.2k | 357 |
| 73 | Jan 11, '24 | “Then God opened Hagar’s eyes, and she saw a well full of water.” Hagar didn’t see the water until God opened her eyes. Pray for your eyes to be opened, not just to physical susten | 3.1× | 130k | 6.2k | 1.4k | 216 |
| 74 | Feb 5, '24 | ”I will be your God throughout your lifetime— until your hair is white with age. I made you, and I will care for you. I will carry you along and save you.“ Isaiah 46:4 NLT | 2.9× | 123k | 4.4k | 1.3k | 250 |
| 75 | Jul 19, '22 | The resignation wave that will happen in August/Sept ehnnn, You might just have to handover to the CEO directly because the person you want to handover to is also resigning. HR sef | 2.9× | 0 | 11k | 3.4k | 421 |
| 76 | Oct 21, '25 | No one: Me: I need to read, I need to eat, I need to watch a movie, I need to call this person, I need to sleep. Me: *opens tiktok* | 2.9× | 121k | 7.5k | 2.4k | 165 |
| 77 | Oct 1, '24 | For career growth: Have a clear vision, set goals, and be intentional. Find mentors, take risks, embrace challenges, and network. Build relationships, share knowledge, and stay vis | 2.8× | 117k | 4.6k | 933 | 889 |
| 78 | Sep 12, '20 | This heartbreak thing no dey send person, which of you went to break my Maraji’s heart??? 💔💔💔💔😭 | 2.7× | 0 | 8.4k | 2k | 1.8k |
| 79 | Aug 9, '21 | I love talking football with people that are not on twitter because they don’t know Fabrizio, so I give them premium information like Lukaku to Chelsea and Messi to PSG, I just tel | 2.5× | 0 | 11k | 2.4k | 61 |
| 80 | Jun 11, '22 | Fashola had one very efficient deputy that year, Madam Sarah Sosan, Omo she was brutal with the education sector in a good way. 🤣🤣🤣 | 2.4× | 0 | 9.2k | 2.6k | 180 |
| 81 | Jul 3, '22 | Tomorrow is Monday. Lagosians, please remember that no matter what happens, entering Sienna at the bustop is a NO NO! Don’t do it, even if you are going to be late for work! You do | 2.2× | 0 | 6.6k | 4.1k | 99 |
| 82 | Mar 29, '25 | Iyawoooooooo❤️❤️ | 2.2× | 93k | 4.6k | 399 | 28 |
| 83 | Jul 5, '25 | Found a robotics, animation, and game development academy to enroll him this summer. I’m so so so happy. | 2.2× | 92k | 4.9k | 52 | 36 |
| 84 | Sep 20, '20 | Aired while trying to kiss, AIRvicted. | 2.1× | 0 | 7.5k | 2.9k | 29 |
| 85 | Sep 17, '22 | I bought 7 trousers online and every single one fits me perfectly. Thank you Lord Jesus for this win, I don’t take it for granted. 😭😭 | 1.9× | 0 | 11k | 1k | 58 |
| 86 | Mar 30, '22 | After over 50 rejection emails, over 30 cold emails, over 25 cold messages and in mails on LinkedIn with about 2% response rate, I got a Product Owner Role in the UK. I am so excit | 1.9× | 0 | 9k | 1.5k | 126 |
| 87 | Feb 4, '20 | I envy every rich kid I know. From attending a private university to getting a car from your parents immediately after school, paid vacations even while in Uni, sponsored masters a | 1.9× | 0 | 7.4k | 2.4k | 61 |
| 88 | Dec 7, '22 | Cashless society until you are washing plate at HardRock, because Zenith bank has failed you. | 1.9× | 0 | 7.5k | 2.3k | 63 |
| 89 | May 9, '20 | In Unilag, one day I trekked from new hall to education (to and fro) just because I wanted to finish my suya without giving any of my roommates. | 1.8× | 0 | 7.4k | 1.6k | 25 |
| 90 | Mar 11, '21 | I went to get ice cream at this Coldstone inside Lekki, my bill was N2,400 and this lady punched N4,800 on the POS, on a normal day I won’t even check it but Sapa dey town so I dey | 1.8× | 0 | 6.5k | 2.3k | 48 |
| 91 | Nov 23, '20 | Are you calling him to multiply the fish? | 1.7× | 0 | 6.5k | 2.2k | 23 |
| 92 | Oct 4, '22 | Finished paying my tuition today and I’m so emotional 😭😭😭. One part of me is saying “ it’s not a big deal”, but that’s a lie because where did I get that money from?😂😂. I’m so | 1.6× | 0 | 8.6k | 897 | 50 |
| 93 | Apr 6, '22 | My God! I can never forget how someone took me to a warehouse to look for student job when I got here. My friend said they were going to brief us and it’s nothing serious… | 1.6× | 0 | 5.4k | 1.6k | 339 |
| 94 | Nov 2, '22 | Saw this on WhatsApp. 😂😂😂😂 | 1.5× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.3k | 124 |
| 95 | Aug 17, '20 | “Ability to work under pressure” Better commot that thing from ya CV now. | 1.3× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.9k | 42 |
| 96 | May 19, '21 | This is the person that helped me buy my coins, I have entered trouble 😭😭 | 1.3× | 0 | 4.3k | 1.8k | 35 |
| 97 | Mar 21, '22 | You people will eat plenty small chops this month sha. Team bonding😭😭😭. | 1.2× | 0 | 4.7k | 1.5k | 26 |
| 98 | Jul 25, '22 | I love this video sm. 🥺 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.7k | 1.2k | 247 |
| 99 | Oct 1 | Finally, a website! 🤎 Illuminate Q1 to Q4 is now all in one place. Go check it out: You don’t have to wait for me to post on socials anymore. Just refresh the website and boom, th | 0.5× | 20k | 177 | 82 | 54 |
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