| 1 | Oct 30, '24 | Hey @IvankaTrump and @jaredkushner….how do you explain this to your children? What say you? | 44.2× | 3.5M | 48k | 11k | 1.6k |
| 2 | Oct 6, '23 | BREAKING: Donald Trump just voluntarily dismissed the Southern District of Miami $500 million dollar lawsuit against me. More to come on this! #TeamCohen | 43.6× | 3.5M | 35k | 4.6k | 254 |
| 3 | Apr 3, '23 | A truly overwhelming show of support for Trump as he heads to Palm Beach Airport for flight to NYC for tomorrow’s arraignment. | 38.6× | 3.1M | 19k | 2.1k | 113 |
| 4 | Dec 18, '22 | To @DonaldJTrumpJr. As someone who you used to listen to, stop talking! You are aware that your dad is in the black book. | 27.6× | 2.2M | 20k | 3.3k | 94 |
| 5 | Nov 10, '23 | Add this piece of shit to the Wall of Shame. While walking on 61st Street and Park Avenue, I watched her pulling down Missing posters. . Anyone know who she is? DM me or post so we | 22.4× | 1.8M | 11k | 4.9k | 68 |
| 6 | Apr 24, '24 | Despite not being the gagged defendant, out of respect for Judge Merchan and the prosecutors, I will cease posting anything about Donald on my X (formerly Twitter) account or on th | 21.4× | 1.7M | 24k | 2.6k | 134 |
| 7 | May 30, '24 | Guilty On All Counts! #TeamCohen | 21.1× | 1.7M | 54k | 8.1k | 396 |
| 8 | May 30, '24 | Today is an important day for accountability and the rule of law. While it has been a difficult journey for me and my family, the truth always matters. I want to thank my attorneys | 20.8× | 1.7M | 29k | 4.1k | 252 |
| 9 | Apr 22, '24 | Hey Von ShitzInPantz…your attacks of me stink of desperation. We are all hoping that you take the stand in your defense. | 20.6× | 1.7M | 14k | 2.3k | 149 |
| 10 | Dec 19, '22 | The Indictments Are Coming…The Indictments Are Coming! Not a good day for #DiaperDonald and company. | 16.2× | 1.3M | 11k | 1.6k | 75 |
| 11 | Sep 26, '23 | You’re welcome | 14.6× | 1.2M | 18k | 3k | 131 |
| 12 | Dec 23, '22 | I have now read this several times and, after each reading, all I keep thinking is WTF? Talk about deflection and delusional!!! | 13.6× | 1.1M | 10k | 1.2k | 67 |
| 13 | Oct 31, '23 | “Heroes are never perfect, but they’re brave, they’re authentic, they’re courageous, determined, discreet, and they’ve got grit.” — Wade Davis #TeamCohen | 13.4× | 1.1M | 9.1k | 742 | 28 |
| 14 | Apr 13, '23 | Despite Trump’s attempts to intimidate and harass me, I will NEVER stop fighting and holding him accountable for his dirty deeds. | 12.8× | 1M | 18k | 2.3k | 52 |
| 15 | Nov 24, '23 | I’m 57 & I’ll proudly be voting to re-elect both President Biden AND Vice President Kamala Harris in 2024. Pass it on. | 12.7× | 1M | 17k | 3k | 60 |
| 16 | Apr 2, '23 | When will the Trump cultists understand that in each and every instance, I come with facts and documentary evidence. | 10.3× | 823k | 9.7k | 1.4k | 73 |
| 17 | Nov 5, '24 | The day has finally arrived…The day that chaos and divisiveness comes to an end! #ElectionDay2024 #HarrisWalz2024 | 10.2× | 822k | 15k | 2.2k | 316 |
| 18 | Jun 9, '23 | Looks to me like around $2 billion dollars worth of information…. | 10.0× | 802k | 15k | 3.1k | 96 |
| 19 | Jan 19, '24 | Everyone should smash the like button and retweet; ensuring that everyone on this platform gets a chance to see this! | 10.0× | 800k | 23k | 8.3k | 164 |
| 20 | Aug 25, '24 | Thank you to everyone for the incredible outpouring of love as I celebrate my birthday today. I appreciate you all! | 9.9× | 794k | 25k | 1.9k | 78 |
| 21 | Apr 29, '24 | The first apology in a long line of lies about me by media outlets. @OANN | 9.6× | 769k | 13k | 3k | 207 |
| 22 | Oct 20, '23 | It appears that I will be reunited with my old client @realDonaldTrump when I testify this Tuesday, October 24th at the @NewYorkStateAG civil fraud trial. See you there! #TeamCohen | 9.2× | 739k | 17k | 2.5k | 52 |
| 23 | Aug 25, '20 | You asked for it and I am complying...just agreed to appear on @maddow. @MSNBC #StayTuned #Disloyal | 8.1× | 0 | 72k | 12k | 107 |
| 24 | Jan 17, '19 | As for the @WSJ article on poll rigging, what I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of @realDonaldTrump @POTUS. I truly regret my blind loyalty to a man who doesn’ | 8.1× | 0 | 49k | 18k | 187 |
| 25 | May 22, '23 | First time in US history that a former president and his counsel are being gagged by the court to prevent harm, intimidation and tampering against witnesses revealed through the di | 7.9× | 633k | 12k | 2.7k | 119 |
| 26 | Oct 25, '23 | Disheveled @realDonaldTrump fined $10,000 for violating gag order. While on the stand, he “under oath”, asked who he was talking about in his speech. He LIED and said me. No one bo | 7.6× | 611k | 15k | 2.7k | 64 |
| 27 | Aug 19, '24 | You have no idea how pissed he is from this…I do, and it’s seismic! | 7.5× | 603k | 22k | 4.3k | 187 |
| 28 | Jul 22, '23 | Trump Playbook 101: Litigation- Fighting Donald is a game of attrition. Delays, motions, more delays, all to wear you down; financially and emotionally. To win, you must have the s | 7.1× | 569k | 12k | 2.3k | 75 |
| 29 | Oct 23, '23 | I will continue to speak truth to power…no matter Donald’s continued smear and harassment campaign against me. #TeamCohen | 6.8× | 548k | 12k | 1.6k | 21 |
| 30 | Nov 1, '23 | Attention ALL MAGA trolls and #TeamCohen haters: Can’t wait for you to all go nuts when I decide to finally announce my bid for Congress (NY-District 12). | 6.8× | 547k | 12k | 1.4k | 41 |
| 31 | Aug 8, '22 | The look on your face when you learn that the @fbi just raided Mar-a-Lardo and #TFG is shitting a brick!!!#KarmaBoomerang | 6.7× | 0 | 65k | 7.9k | 229 |
| 32 | Jun 4, '23 | Two can play this game: Coming from the draft dodging, golf cheating, King of Chapter 11’s, twice impeached, one term, civilly liable sex offending and criminally indicted (more to | 6.7× | 534k | 8.6k | 1.4k | 45 |
| 33 | Jan 26, '24 | Damages awarded to E. Jean Carroll approximately 80 million! Holy shit… | 6.4× | 514k | 20k | 2.9k | 72 |
| 34 | Apr 13, '24 | When does enough become enough and the petulant man child gets a time out in lockup for his bad behavior? | 5.6× | 452k | 11k | 2.8k | 75 |
| 35 | Oct 9, '23 | 29 years ago, I asked this amazing woman to honor me and be my wife. Happy anniversary to my soulmate and best friend. | 5.2× | 417k | 17k | 862 | 26 |
| 36 | May 31, '24 | “Trump's press conference was nothing shy of a batshit crazy avalanche of broken brain word manure.” | 4.8× | 386k | 8.4k | 1.5k | 59 |
| 37 | Jun 11, '23 | To all the MAGAs who are so deep into the Cult of Trump, I hope this cartoon will clarify for you why… | 4.8× | 383k | 10k | 2.3k | 89 |
| 38 | Nov 5, '23 | View post on X | 4.5× | 364k | 9.1k | 960 | 27 |
| 39 | Aug 13, '20 | The day has finally arrived. I have waited a long time to share my truth. To read the foreword and pre-order my book DISLOYAL, visit | 4.5× | 0 | 29k | 8.7k | 385 |
| 40 | Oct 2, '23 | For 5 years, I have called for Donald’s Day Of Reckoning. The day is here and accountability will be had! #TeamCohen | 4.5× | 361k | 12k | 1.4k | 24 |
| 41 | Sep 16, '24 | No doubt he feels like a fool and screaming at his handlers for not advising him that “hot” Nicky is a dude! Let’s really piss him off and keep posting the video. | 4.5× | 358k | 14k | 7.1k | 145 |
| 42 | Jun 7, '23 | WTF! Can someone please explain how ALL Americans don’t feel the exact same way??? 'Shocked and deeply offended': 9/11 families condemn PGA deal with Saudi-backed golf group - @Ra | 4.4× | 354k | 14k | 3.8k | 30 |
| 43 | Feb 9, '23 | Thank you @RepRaskin @jamie_raskin for including in your incredible speech to the @Weaponization Committee the unconstitutional actions of Trump, Barr, @SDNYnews @JusticeOIG and wh | 4.4× | 352k | 8.9k | 2.4k | 132 |
| 44 | Jan 31, '24 | Just like the rest of the country, I too am waiting for the decision of Judge Engoron in the @NewYorkStateAG civil fraud case against Donald von ShitzInPantz. Accountability for Do | 4.4× | 352k | 9.9k | 1.4k | 41 |
| 45 | Aug 8, '23 | Join me in demanding Congress immediately open an investigation into Bill Barr’s role in the Trump administration’s weaponization of The Justice Department; including the unconstit | 4.4× | 350k | 9.9k | 4.4k | 74 |
| 46 | Aug 24, '20 | .@POTUS @realDonaldTrump, I have a message for you that will be hitting the airwaves shortly. Good luck tonight at the @GOPconvention! @American_Bridge | 4.4× | 0 | 32k | 7.9k | 198 |
| 47 | Aug 18, '20 | Pursuant to my testimony before both the #HouseOversightCommittee and #SenateSelectCommittee, @POTUS @realDonaldTrump DID speak with Roger Stone about #Wikileaks. I was there! #Dis | 4.4× | 0 | 33k | 11k | 110 |
| 48 | Jun 10, '23 | Opening Soon: The Trump Presidential Library. | 4.3× | 344k | 9.1k | 1.4k | 37 |
| 49 | Jan 11, '17 | I have never been to Prague in my life. #fakenews | 4.3× | 0 | 21k | 7.2k | 45 |
| 50 | Feb 16, '24 | Judge Engoron’s determination regarding my veracity at the NYAG Trump civil fraud trial. Michael Cohen told the truth! | 4.2× | 335k | 8.4k | 1.5k | 79 |
| 51 | May 21, '20 | I am so glad to be home and back with my family. There is so much I want to say and intend to say. But now is not the right time. Soon. Thank you to all my friends and supporters. | 4.0× | 0 | 33k | 3.8k | 105 |
| 52 | Jul 8, '23 | Thank you to the press for taking a decent picture of me yesterday as I headed into Court against Trump that is not the side of my head, up my nose or when I’m beyond exhausted! I | 4.0× | 320k | 10k | 827 | 10 |
| 53 | Mar 8, '19 | Just another set of lies by @POTUS @realdonaldtrump. Mr. President...let me remind you that today is #InternationalWomensDay. You may want use today to apologize for your own #lies | 3.9× | 0 | 28k | 6.6k | 40 |
| 54 | May 31, '23 | Whether you like or dislike (milktoast) @kayleighmcenany is irrelevant. This post by Donald demonstrates he is petty, unhinged and totally unfit for political office. If you don’t | 3.8× | 308k | 9.1k | 1.1k | 25 |
| 55 | Aug 12, '18 | LTo the many dozens of #journalists who called me, questioning @OMAROSA claim in her new book that @POTUS @realDonaldTrump took a note from me, put it in his mouth and ate it...I s | 3.7× | 0 | 26k | 6.7k | 19 |
| 56 | Apr 18, '19 | Soon I will be ready to address the American people again...tell it all...and tell it myself! | 3.6× | 0 | 22k | 6.4k | 67 |
| 57 | Jul 19, '19 | I welcome the opportunity to return to Congress to once again testify under oath truthfully and honestly regarding the hush money payments, which was performed at the direction and | 3.2× | 0 | 20k | 5k | 30 |
| 58 | Sep 21, '22 | I want to personally thank @TishJames for acknowledging my participation and assistance in bringing accountability to the Mandarin Mussolini! My journey to the truth has been fille | 3.2× | 0 | 30k | 4.3k | 121 |
| 59 | Sep 27, '24 | I'm sure you read this but in case you missed it...To my fellow Jews supporting Trump: An essential read from Rabbi Elliot Cosgrove, Park Avenue Synagogue, NYC: “As a matter of pri | 3.0× | 241k | 9.1k | 4k | 310 |
| 60 | Apr 13, '24 | Because you fuckin MAGA moron…I’m not the defendant. Your fuhrer is! | 2.9× | 236k | 10k | 1.6k | 45 |
| 61 | Mar 25, '24 | No fuck you. Fake ass veteran who supports a guy who wants to have a General executed. A guy who didn’t want to lay a wreath in Arlington because his hair would get wet. The guy wh | 2.9× | 232k | 8.4k | 1.3k | 35 |
| 62 | Sep 4, '20 | . @TheAtlantic article is accurate. I testified, “Trump claimed it was because of a bone spur. When I asked for medical records, he gave me none and said there was no surgery. He | 2.9× | 0 | 19k | 8k | 153 |
| 63 | Sep 12, '22 | Many are asking me why Mr. Mushroom Putter was at his DC Golf Course (which is really in Virginia)? He says to play golf. My sources say he was meeting with 2 lawyers in secrecy an | 2.9× | 0 | 23k | 4.4k | 166 |
| 64 | Mar 20, '24 | Warning…Saudi crown prince brags Jared Kushner handed him U.S. intelligence | @DailyMail Online | 2.9× | 229k | 8.4k | 3.7k | 169 |
| 65 | Jun 23, '18 | Appreciate @TomArnold kind words about me as a great father, husband and friend. This was a chance, public encounter in the hotel lobby where he asked for a selfie. Not spending th | 2.7× | 0 | 15k | 6.1k | 24 |
| 66 | Sep 27, '20 | Everything I have stated about @potus @realDonaldTrump has been proven100% #TRUE! On page 94 of my #1 book #Disloyal @nytbestsellers_ , #Trump showed me a 10 million dollar #IRS “r | 2.6× | 0 | 16k | 7.1k | 186 |
| 67 | Oct 9, '24 | Just saw the @ApprenticeMov and let me be very clear…it’s AMAZING! Gabe Sherman created a script that accurately depicts the narcissistic sociopathy of @realDonaldTrump. And, e | 2.5× | 198k | 11k | 3.2k | 98 |
| 68 | Mar 18, '16 | .@JTSantucci Anyone who believes that @realDonaldTrump is a racist doesn't know #Trump at all. Shame on the protesting rabbis with #AIPAC | 2.5× | 0 | 19k | 6.1k | 0 |
| 69 | Jan 9, '21 | I have been asked and have agreed to cooperate with multiple government agencies to provide testimony on the wrongdoing by #Trump and the #TrumpFamily. I am doing this in large par | 2.4× | 0 | 19k | 3.8k | 80 |
| 70 | Aug 29, '20 | As I have said again and again and again...”@POTUS @realDonaldTrump cares for no one or anyone other than himself.” @MaryLTrump #JudgeBarry #recordings #TrumpIsUnwell #Disloyal | 2.2× | 0 | 18k | 4.8k | 13 |
| 71 | Jun 28, '18 | My family & I are owed an apology. After 2 years, 15 hours of testimony before House & Senate under oath & producing more than 1000 documents, dossier misreports 15 all | 2.2× | 0 | 13k | 4.7k | 14 |
| 72 | Jan 5, '22 | I will say what everyone is thinking after watching this…holy shit! | 2.1× | 0 | 17k | 3.8k | 546 |
| 73 | Oct 4, '20 | In one (1) word, describe the media stunt just pulled by @POTUS @realDonaldTrump in leaving #WalterReedHospital knowing he is sick and infected with #COVID19. Let me start with #sh | 2.0× | 0 | 13k | 2.6k | 21 |
| 74 | Nov 22, '21 | The official end to the #CohenConfinementCountdown…This is what freedom finally looks like! | 1.9× | 0 | 19k | 1.2k | 32 |
| 75 | Jul 16, '21 | Worry not America…it will happen! | 1.9× | 0 | 17k | 2.8k | 62 |
| 76 | Dec 27, '18 | I hear #Prague #CzechRepublic is beautiful in the summertime. I wouldn’t know as I have never been. #Mueller knows everything! | 1.8× | 0 | 10k | 2.7k | 51 |
| 77 | Dec 30, '21 | This morning I was notified by my attorneys @lauferlaw @NYadvocateJKL that the process server successfully effectuated service on #BillBarr while he was vacationing in Virginia. Th | 1.8× | 0 | 15k | 2.7k | 52 |
| 78 | Aug 13, '20 | Coming Soon | 1.8× | 0 | 14k | 2.9k | 51 |
| 79 | Jul 1, '21 | Tomorrow’s indictment is just the beginning and brings me a little relief knowing my assistance is helping to save our democracy! | 1.8× | 0 | 16k | 2.5k | 61 |
| 80 | Oct 9, '21 | 27 years ago today, I asked this amazing woman to be wife…through the good times and bad. To say the last 4 have been rough is an understatement. Nevertheless, she not only stuck b | 1.8× | 0 | 19k | 669 | 21 |
| 81 | Dec 12, '22 | My pronouns are Prosecute/Trump Crime Family and Honor/Fauci. Drop a ✅ if you agree. | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 1.3k | 10 |
| 82 | Aug 24, '20 | ”You don’t have to like me...but please@listen to me.” @American_Bridge | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 3.9k | 93 |
| 83 | Mar 19, '21 | BREAKING: I will be appearing tomorrow, Friday night at 9pm on @MSNBC with @maddow to discuss...well everything! Make sure to tune in as it will be an episode you “definitely” do n | 1.7× | 0 | 15k | 3k | 31 |
| 84 | Feb 8, '22 | Donald J. Trump | 1.7× | 0 | 17k | 1.7k | 22 |
| 85 | Dec 24, '20 | What happened tonight shows how broken the whole criminal justice sustem is. Despite me and family being threatened by @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, I still cooperated with a dozen fede | 1.6× | 0 | 14k | 2.3k | 42 |
| 86 | Oct 8, '20 | I spent more than a decade lying for @POTUS @realDonaldTrump. I’m telling you emphatically, @Mike_Pence is doing exactly what I used to do....he’s blatantly lying to the American p | 1.6× | 0 | 12k | 3.9k | 30 |
| 87 | Aug 31, '22 | I have been saying this since the @FBI raid…I believe #Trump has copies, potentially other documents as well, at other locations including his children’s homes, Weisselberg’s flori | 1.6× | 0 | 11k | 3.4k | 84 |
| 88 | Dec 16, '21 | Wanted to give you all a heads up that tomorrow morning, December 16, 2021, I will be filing a lawsuit against the US Govt, #Trump, #Barr , etc for the unconstitutional remand of m | 1.4× | 0 | 12k | 1.8k | 41 |
| 89 | Nov 3, '20 | Guess what I did this morning...bright and early? #VOTE @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris #BidenHarris2020 #MeaCulpa #Disloyal | 1.4× | 0 | 13k | 1.2k | 26 |
| 90 | Jul 14, '21 | Patience everyone…patience. The day is coming and #TFG knows it! | 1.4× | 0 | 11k | 2k | 43 |
| 91 | Jun 26, '20 | The article reveals only a part of the full story. #WillSpeakSoon #RT | 1.3× | 0 | 8.2k | 3.5k | 135 |
| 92 | Dec 27, '21 | Need I say more! I predict early 2022 is going to be a very good year for America and a very bad one for #Trump and his sycophantic supporters. | 1.3× | 0 | 11k | 1.9k | 23 |
| 93 | Jan 12, '22 | Couldn’t be happier… I just learned that the process servers served Trump today via substituted service. The case progresses and the guilty will not go unpunished! | 1.2× | 0 | 10k | 1.8k | 25 |
| 94 | Jun 30, '21 | The indictments are coming…the indictments are coming!!! | 1.1× | 0 | 11k | 1.4k | 32 |
| 95 | Jul 2, '20 | Favorable ruling yesterday by the Court as I am close to completion of my book... | 1.1× | 0 | 9.4k | 1.8k | 39 |
| 96 | Dec 16, '21 | Well @Jim_Jordan…I warned you during my House Oversight Committee Hearing that I know what you are doing and it’s not going to work. Look what happened to me. Welcome to the #Meado | 1.1× | 0 | 9.3k | 2k | 34 |
| 97 | Jun 3, '21 | Don’t worry folks…Donald is on his way to DC and preparing to move back into the White House. He should arrive sometime in August! Stay tuned…. | 1.1× | 0 | 9.3k | 1.6k | 37 |
| 98 | Jun 29, '21 | Wrong! They have documents to prove more than you know or should be commenting on. Weisselberg is not the key to a Trump indictment. | 1.1× | 0 | 9.3k | 1.7k | 54 |
| 99 | Jul 21, '21 | As of today, 4 months remaining until I am done with the #BureauOfPrison. As my sentence comes to an end, others will just be beginning! #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw | 0.9× | 0 | 8.6k | 1.2k | 21 |
| 100 | Jun 2, '21 | I remain ready, willing and able to fully cooperate with #SDNY @SDNYnews on any prosecution of #Trump, Weisselberg, etc.. including but not limited to the @StormyDaniels hush money | 0.9× | 0 | 8.5k | 1.5k | 24 |
| 101 | Jul 10 | Join me every Sunday at 5:00pm est on @77WABCradio for my new show, “When You Know…You Know” | 0.7× | 53k | 83 | 123 | 12 |
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