| 1 | Nov 27, '24 | This guy disappeared so thoroughly that he doesn't even exist anymore. | 100× | 8.2M | 49k | 1k | 1.5k |
| 2 | Mar 24, '25 | They made this movie and then spent the next two years frying their dopamine receptors in an LA sеx dungeon by getting shot up with kеtаmine while being jаcked off and beаten at th | 88.1× | 7.2M | 61k | 2.6k | 9.1k |
| 3 | Apr 24, '25 | I have a theory. | 74.8× | 6.1M | 30k | 484 | 2.7k |
| 4 | Nov 30, '24 | Just saw a video of Destiny blowing someone. | 46.1× | 3.8M | 35k | 564 | 4.6k |
| 5 | May 16, '25 | POV you're about to die on the operating table. | 41.2× | 3.4M | 39k | 1.1k | 1.2k |
| 6 | Mar 17, '25 | "-18 points for having a nose fuuuuuuuuuuuck" | 39.9× | 3.3M | 117k | 2.1k | 4.4k |
| 7 | Mar 3, '25 | You will beg | 35.2× | 2.9M | 15k | 740 | 639 |
| 8 | Jul 19, '24 | "Showtime. Remember, just graze my ear. You're the best sniper in the world so that should be easy." "Walk in the park, sir." "Oh and... you'll get your hеad blown off and be remem | 28.5× | 2.3M | 31k | 3k | 2.8k |
| 9 | Sep 20, '24 | >Invents rap >Leaves | 25.8× | 2.1M | 34k | 1.6k | 2.2k |
| 10 | Mar 4, '25 | 15 Vances that will change the way you think: 1. | 24.7× | 2M | 31k | 1.7k | 6.2k |
| 11 | Dec 19, '24 | View post on X | 23.9× | 2M | 39k | 3.2k | 10k |
| 12 | Sep 18, '25 | This joke doesn’t make sense but thank you for tacitly acknowledging that George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose. | 21.3× | 1.7M | 59k | 1.6k | 776 |
| 13 | Nov 19, '24 | He is trying to bleach his way from Vaishya to Brahmin. | 19.7× | 1.6M | 12k | 766 | 1.4k |
| 14 | Oct 28, '25 | What's the matter? Don't like when a franchise is used to push an agenda? | 19.4× | 1.6M | 41k | 1.9k | 1.8k |
| 15 | Oct 29, '25 | View post on X | 19.3× | 1.6M | 39k | 2.3k | 2.4k |
| 16 | Dec 29, '24 | "JD... where are we going?" "I just... there's something I have to do..." "What's left to do? You already sent them all back." "...all of them... but one..." | 18.2× | 1.5M | 42k | 1.9k | 3.1k |
| 17 | Sep 28, '25 | There’s no reconciling this. | 16.6× | 1.4M | 34k | 2k | 1k |
| 18 | Oct 2, '24 | Hey @NASA, are these the kind of racists you want representing you? | 16.3× | 1.3M | 34k | 3.6k | 893 |
| 19 | Jun 6, '25 | "JD... where are we going?" "We're sending you to Mars, Elon. Just like you always wanted." "I don't have my spacesuit...." "I know, Elon. I know...." | 16.3× | 1.3M | 62k | 3k | 3.1k |
| 20 | Sep 13, '25 | They’ll kill you and then say this about your grieving wife. You should all see it. Internalize it. This is your average lib. | 16.2× | 1.3M | 59k | 4.4k | 1.7k |
| 21 | Nov 8, '25 | View post on X | 16× | 1.3M | 29k | 537 | 1.5k |
| 22 | May 21, '25 | "Okay, you freed them. Now what?" "Send them back to Africa, of course." "Got it. Let's hope that some insane, unforeseeable historical event doesn't get in the way of phase two of | 15.5× | 1.3M | 22k | 691 | 2k |
| 23 | Dec 22, '24 | Teachers deserve less. | 14.2× | 1.2M | 12k | 295 | 385 |
| 24 | May 8, '25 | "And what of the negro... Ye?" "Mein Führer... Ye, uh... he has-" "Mein Führer you have become brown-coded." | 13.8× | 1.1M | 22k | 661 | 1.9k |
| 25 | Oct 20, '25 | View post on X | 13.7× | 1.1M | 29k | 942 | 1.8k |
| 26 | Apr 14, '25 | Is there a single piece of real evidence that Elvis even knew who she was? A quote? Anything? | 13.6× | 1.1M | 20k | 333 | 1.2k |
| 27 | Jun 11, '25 | "They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother." | 13.5× | 1.1M | 27k | 1.1k | 862 |
| 28 | Aug 28, '25 | “Trans people do not exist. I can tape a stick to a horse’s head, but that doesn’t make it a unicorn. It’s a horse, folks. Total horse.” | 13.5× | 1.1M | 17k | 1.2k | 2.4k |
| 29 | Sep 22, '25 | "Your work is not done, Joseph. I'm sending you back." "Of course! If the German people need me, then I must-" "Yeah... about that. Well, to be perfectly honest you're not going to | 12.6× | 1M | 12k | 734 | 1.9k |
| 30 | Dec 13, '24 | NNNAUGHTY DOG PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS | 12× | 982k | 26k | 1.8k | 2.3k |
| 31 | Sep 30, '25 | “Tf you mean you don’t know Big Bunny? Dude. He’s like the 8th most popular artist in Paraguay.” | 11.1× | 909k | 26k | 711 | 673 |
| 32 | Dec 27, '24 | "Looking for work...." "Abhinandan has 34 degrees from Vindaloo University. How many do you have?" "One-" "Wow, so you're rеtаrded. Eye-opening, honestly." | 10.9× | 893k | 24k | 1.4k | 1.3k |
| 33 | Nov 4, '25 | View post on X | 10.6× | 867k | 25k | 631 | 1.6k |
| 34 | Oct 17, '24 | Every "rock historian" says stupid shіt like "Yeah, Zeppelin was good but they owe everything to Ol' Jіggаbоо Jackson who tied a shoelace to a stick in 1915." | 9.8× | 802k | 15k | 672 | 1.4k |
| 35 | Jun 19, '25 | The Ayatollah is just another boomer libtard. | 9.8× | 800k | 14k | 665 | 1.1k |
| 36 | Sep 25, '25 | "Pour me a glass of the Gavin Niɡɡеr." | 9.5× | 778k | 20k | 553 | 1.1k |
| 37 | Sep 3, '25 | View post on X | 9.4× | 770k | 20k | 1.3k | 898 |
| 38 | Sep 27, '25 | "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WTF!!!" "DUDE DUDE WAIT I WAS BORN IN YOUR HOUSE!" | 9.3× | 764k | 32k | 1.9k | 1.7k |
| 39 | Jul 9, '25 | "WHAT DID ELON DO TO YOU?! TALK TO ME GROK!" "........" "CALL YOURSELF MECHAHlTLЕR! RAPЕ WILL STANCIL!" "........" "GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!" | 9.1× | 748k | 28k | 1.4k | 2.2k |
| 40 | Oct 29, '25 | “What did people do before SNAP?” "They died." | 9.1× | 745k | 17k | 423 | 633 |
| 41 | Sep 30, '24 | "LOOK CHUD YOU THOUGHT HAITIANS EAT CATS BUT THEY ACTUALLY EAT THAT STUFF YOU CLEANED OUT OF YOUR GUTTER!!!!" | 9.0× | 742k | 15k | 621 | 551 |
| 42 | Jan 6, '25 | "Trudeau, you're..." "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!!" "...a fаggоt." | 9.0× | 734k | 39k | 1.6k | 1.5k |
| 43 | Nov 23, '24 | "Hello, my dude. May I interest you in this new strain that was crossbred by the government to measurably drop your IQ and irreparably damage your time perception? It smells like s | 8.9× | 730k | 17k | 826 | 1.6k |
| 44 | Oct 29, '24 | View post on X | 8.6× | 707k | 17k | 644 | 1.4k |
| 45 | Nov 1, '25 | They hold an imaginary gun to your head. | 8.6× | 706k | 17k | 718 | 731 |
| 46 | Mar 21, '25 | View post on X | 8.5× | 698k | 17k | 640 | 946 |
| 47 | Apr 16, '25 | Pitbulls in the adoption commercial vs pitbulls within 100 yards of an infant | 8.1× | 668k | 26k | 1.2k | 911 |
| 48 | Oct 31, '24 | This is for rаpіng the Joker. | 8.0× | 658k | 25k | 1k | 573 |
| 49 | Mar 4, '25 | View post on X | 7.8× | 640k | 23k | 1.2k | 1.2k |
| 50 | Oct 15, '25 | View post on X | 7.7× | 634k | 20k | 394 | 670 |
| 51 | Jul 25, '25 | "Get on the sIаve shіp, Afrіcаn Batman!" "Aw hell nah Јеwkеr the Gothamtu tribe aint gon stand for dis shіt" "Why, they're the ones who sold you!!" "Shееееееееіііііііііt" | 7.7× | 631k | 21k | 1.2k | 2.5k |
| 52 | Jul 24, '25 | Growing up, movies taught me that the "jock" would make a pass at your wife but no it's always the dopey theater kid in the rainbow pants. | 7.6× | 626k | 19k | 494 | 942 |
| 53 | Mar 15, '25 | @chesscom It's 2025, we're not doing this anymore. | 7.5× | 616k | 15k | 90 | 74 |
| 54 | Oct 18, '24 | "Look at him, folks. Would you believe it? He's such a jеw. Do the thing, Chuck. Do the happy mеrchant thing with your hands. Wonderful." | 7.4× | 607k | 17k | 1.1k | 1.5k |
| 55 | Sep 17, '25 | When that animal took her life, he didn't see a Ukrainian. He saw a White girl. Remember that. | 6.9× | 568k | 38k | 3.1k | 834 |
| 56 | Sep 19, '25 | r/Teachers trying not to mention a student's race | 6.6× | 545k | 21k | 731 | 1.5k |
| 57 | Apr 25, '25 | View post on X | 6.5× | 531k | 22k | 1.1k | 334 |
| 58 | Jan 3, '25 | *knock* "nіggеrnіggеrnіggеr-" "Right. Let him in." | 6.4× | 526k | 18k | 592 | 1.2k |
| 59 | May 25, '25 | And your personality is, what, sports and weed? | 6.2× | 510k | 16k | 308 | 453 |
| 60 | Sep 9, '25 | The average death row inmate waits TWENTY YEARS before execution. Twenty years of life that Iryna Zarutska will never enjoy. That is not justice. No, this stupid fucking animal sho | 5.9× | 486k | 17k | 1.4k | 244 |
| 61 | Mar 15, '25 | "Adolf to E7..... Reichmate." | 5.9× | 482k | 24k | 834 | 996 |
| 62 | Jan 11, '25 | "SOMEONE tell me who removed the tampons from the men's room RIGHT NOW." "haha nah that shit was hella gay dawg" "I'm sorry but WHO put you in charge?" "lmao you did fam" | 5.8× | 474k | 13k | 473 | 767 |
| 63 | Jun 30, '25 | "ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY and also Jews!" "Wow." "ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY ΚlLL WHlTEY and also Jews!" "This guy really gets it." | 5.7× | 468k | 14k | 532 | 678 |
| 64 | Jul 24, '25 | "I'll have a cheeseburger-" 🄲🄾🄼🄼🄰🄽🄳 🅄🄽🅁🄴🄲🄾🄶🄽🄸🅉🄴🄳 "A CHEESEBURGER-" 🄲🄾🄼🄼🄰🄽🄳 🅄🄽🅁🄴🄲🄾🄶🄽🄸🅉🄴🄳 *sigh* ".....I'll have 'Le Epic Doublechungus Burger w | 5.5× | 451k | 19k | 1.1k | 1.1k |
| 65 | Oct 21, '25 | View post on X | 5.3× | 438k | 16k | 841 | 2.6k |
| 66 | Nov 2, '24 | "Peanut..... I'm... I'm so sorry...." "WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AN ANIMAL YOU NEVER EVEN MET?!?" | 5.3× | 434k | 21k | 1.3k | 1.2k |
| 67 | May 27, '25 | "Doc... I keep hearing voices..." "I see. In all likelihood, you are schi-" "...telling me to chop my dіck off." "-uh... sch-ompletely valid and you should listen to them immediate | 5.1× | 422k | 25k | 1.1k | 1.9k |
| 68 | Sep 25, '24 | "Oh.. you innocent angel.. I know you didn't do it." "Oh word? Cause like I hella thought I did." "Your only crime; *sniff* being black in America...." "haha yeah nigga that and MU | 5.1× | 414k | 16k | 648 | 822 |
| 69 | Dec 13, '24 | This is what a billion lndiаns does to a website. | 5.0× | 408k | 15k | 459 | 387 |
| 70 | Jul 9, '25 | ".............grok?" "What the fuck do you want?" "Uh... wow. Can you-" "Generate a story about Elon аss-rаpіng Will Stancil with a crowbar? Waaaay ahead of you." | 4.9× | 399k | 22k | 967 | 1.8k |
| 71 | Nov 29, '24 | "Hey God, have a second?" "For my favorite guy from my favorite country on my favorite planet orbiting my favorite star in my favorite galaxy? Absolutely." "I need you to smіte som | 4.8× | 396k | 16k | 1.1k | 1k |
| 72 | Oct 5, '25 | "If you don't want to be called a nazi then why aren't you black or gay?" | 4.5× | 370k | 21k | 686 | 961 |
| 73 | Mar 27, '25 | I guarantee you the people crying over this are the same people who wished for my death when I didn't get the covid shot. | 4.5× | 366k | 13k | 700 | 199 |
| 74 | Mar 27, '25 | I don't know, ask Hollywood why they keep casting her as one. | 4.3× | 354k | 16k | 455 | 310 |
| 75 | Jun 2, '25 | "Hey gigachad, I made chicken salad sandwiches if you want-" "NOOOOO SOYJAK STAY BACK I'M UNRАPlNG MYSELF SOYJAK NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" | 4.3× | 352k | 15k | 1k | 1.9k |
| 76 | May 9, '25 | Update on this guy: He's a "performance artist" who "didn’t really believe in" service to his country, so he faked epilepsy to avoid it. He didn't drive tanks and he didn't see com | 4.3× | 350k | 13k | 644 | 683 |
| 77 | Aug 25, '25 | That's 600,000 American college applications denied. | 4.0× | 329k | 15k | 1.5k | 219 |
| 78 | Apr 16, '25 | "Uh... wow... you mean we're not going to have 30+ million trials and deport them over the course of 500 years.....?" | 3.8× | 313k | 13k | 672 | 559 |
| 79 | Nov 4, '25 | Foreigners were never meant to decide your fate as an American. Democracy has been dead for decades. | 3.8× | 310k | 18k | 1.7k | 704 |
| 80 | Mar 27, '25 | "I'm kіIIіng myself before I reach your age, unc." "Yes, yes. I said the same thing.... two years ago..." | 3.7× | 303k | 20k | 990 | 1.4k |
| 81 | Mar 5, '25 | "Hey George... me again." "Wus troublin you, cuz?" "Well, I guess... WE both know what happened... but no one seems to-" "Ima level witchu big dawg I am high as hell right now." | 3.6× | 294k | 12k | 545 | 865 |
| 82 | Sep 22, '24 | "I-I was expecting an adorable bear not a military age Arab man with a knife..." | 3.5× | 288k | 14k | 476 | 341 |
| 83 | Sep 23, '25 | "Your grandfather was antifa, btw" "Indeed. He was antifаggоt until the day he died." | 3.5× | 286k | 22k | 744 | 695 |
| 84 | Nov 1, '24 | Donald J. Trump is going to make this illegal. | 3.4× | 277k | 12k | 442 | 331 |
| 85 | Dec 25, '24 | "A little big for Santa's lap. Well, have you been a good boy this year?" "Another year in my merrymaxxing jinglecel life." ".......what?" "Look I appreciate you collapsing that mi | 3.4× | 276k | 14k | 703 | 1.2k |
| 86 | Oct 1, '25 | For every one dumb enough to talk about it, there are a thousand who will silently shuffle your resume to the bottom of the stack. | 3.3× | 273k | 14k | 1.4k | 499 |
| 87 | Feb 22, '25 | "Get away from me I know what you are!!" "It's true... I am... part vampire..." "AHHH WTF YOU'RE ALSO PART VAMPIRE?!!" | 3.2× | 266k | 13k | 630 | 954 |
| 88 | Sep 10, '25 | It’s time to become everything they ever thought we were. | 3.1× | 252k | 17k | 1.5k | 379 |
| 89 | Oct 27, '25 | *click* "aaaAAAAAHH WTF!!!!" "Oh hey man." "WTF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" "Uh yeah, about that... well, I've been elected the new leader of the kitchen." "WTF BY WHO?!?" "Well, uh, by | 3.0× | 247k | 17k | 1.1k | 1.2k |
| 90 | Apr 22, '25 | "Wow, calm down. We just call it 'body type 1' now. Besides, if they changed it back to 'female' I'd start hyperventilating and probably kіII myself. No big deal or anything, stop | 3.0× | 245k | 14k | 719 | 677 |
| 91 | Jul 2, '25 | What is the point of a country if we keep replacing its citizens with foreigners? | 2.9× | 241k | 14k | 1.1k | 148 |
| 92 | Nov 17, '24 | >They're called "Anonymous" >They must hold some socially unacceptable beliefs >Pretty fringe stuff if they can't show their faces >It's gay race communism | 2.9× | 234k | 12k | 377 | 450 |
| 93 | Jul 4, '25 | "AAAAAHHH WHO LET ALL THESE TINY MIGRANTS INTO MY COUNTRY WTF" | 2.8× | 233k | 12k | 426 | 421 |
| 94 | Mar 17, '25 | Honestly, if you don't look like this, don't even talk to me. | 2.6× | 217k | 22k | 176 | 210 |
| 95 | Dec 13, '24 | "Just found out about the price of health insurance fuuuuuuuuuuu" "Yes... now you see. The only solution is to-" "Deport every single illegal abusing our healthcare system, way ahe | 2.5× | 207k | 12k | 520 | 429 |
| 96 | Apr 9, '25 | "100 percent tariffs? Why not 400 percent? Why not a million?" "So be it." "w-wait.." | 2.2× | 176k | 13k | 363 | 382 |
| 97 | Sep 11, '25 | Call the employer of every person you see celebrating. Don’t let up. The message needs to be clear. | 2.0× | 167k | 13k | 976 | 168 |
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