| 1 | Apr 15, '25 | If sweet, delicious, warm chocolate chippie cookies were a person, they would be Ms. @SZA. π | 99.6Γ | 10M | 28k | 2.3k | 1.4k |
| 2 | Dec 31, '24 | Me hope your #NewYear is filled with lots of cookies! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ | 79.9Γ | 8M | 33k | 4.6k | 562 |
| 3 | Dec 24, '24 | Me was about to ask. | 61.2Γ | 6.2M | 260k | 19k | 3.8k |
| 4 | Mar 9, '24 | Me loved having you on our Street, @SZA! Let me know which type of cookies are your favorite for next time. πͺ | 57.5Γ | 5.8M | 25k | 2.1k | 1.4k |
| 5 | Mar 4, '24 | Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller. π | 43.5Γ | 4.4M | 21k | 3.6k | 483 |
| 6 | Dec 24, '22 | Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them. | 41.9Γ | 4.2M | 41k | 4.2k | 170 |
| 7 | Jan 25, '21 | Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me... | 41.2Γ | 0 | 504k | 71k | 3.8k |
| 8 | May 19, '25 | π€π€π€π€π€π€π€ π€πͺπͺπͺπͺπ€π€ π€πͺπ€π€π€πͺπ€ π€πͺπͺπͺπͺπ€π€ π€πͺπ€π€π€π€π€ π€πͺπ€π€π€π€π€ π€π€π€π€π€π€π€ π€π€π€π€π€π€π€ π€πͺπͺπͺπͺπ€π€ π€πͺπ€π€π€πͺπ€ π€πͺπͺπͺπͺπ€π€ π€πͺπ€π€π€πͺπ€ | 33.9Γ | 3.4M | 165k | 10k | 3k |
| 9 | Sep 20, '24 | πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯πͺπ₯ | 29.2Γ | 2.9M | 67k | 9.1k | 1.3k |
| 10 | Sep 12, '23 | @MerriamWebster Me no wear pants. | 29.1Γ | 2.9M | 27k | 1.3k | 280 |
| 11 | Dec 11, '18 | Me after me eat cookie: | 28.4Γ | 0 | 311k | 70k | 755 |
| 12 | Nov 8, '17 | .πͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ | 27.8Γ | 0 | 236k | 98k | 37 |
| 13 | Mar 15, '21 | Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened. | 26.4Γ | 0 | 293k | 54k | 2.8k |
| 14 | Apr 20, '23 | You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits! | 21.2Γ | 2.1M | 48k | 5.3k | 191 |
| 15 | Aug 3, '24 | Hi @SnoopDogg, me C. double O K.I.E! | 20.4Γ | 2.1M | 46k | 6.7k | 2.2k |
| 16 | Dec 22, '24 | Me Christmas list: Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies C | 18.8Γ | 1.9M | 35k | 5.1k | 753 |
| 17 | Jan 17, '23 | Have you om nom nom nomed today? | 15.8Γ | 1.6M | 14k | 2.2k | 229 |
| 18 | Dec 7, '18 | Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies. | 15.7Γ | 0 | 152k | 44k | 578 |
| 19 | Jan 30, '24 | Me here to talk it out whenever you want. Me will also supply cookies. ππͺ #EmotionalWellBeing | 14.8Γ | 1.5M | 37k | 3.7k | 455 |
| 20 | Feb 18, '23 | Me had to do dis too! πͺπͺπͺ πͺ πͺ πͺπͺπͺ | 14.5Γ | 1.5M | 22k | 1.6k | 88 |
| 21 | Mar 17, '24 | πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ | 13.8Γ | 1.4M | 19k | 2.8k | 206 |
| 22 | Nov 4, '24 | It's okay to take a break todayβit even better if it includes cookies. π | 12.9Γ | 1.3M | 37k | 5.2k | 674 |
| 23 | Sep 10, '19 | Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies... | 12.4Γ | 0 | 139k | 25k | 439 |
| 24 | Jan 24, '23 | Onion rings are just vegetable donuts. | 11.3Γ | 1.1M | 18k | 3.6k | 118 |
| 25 | Feb 5, '25 | Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cook | 11.1Γ | 1.1M | 17k | 2.8k | 325 |
| 26 | Dec 4, '23 | Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cook | 10.8Γ | 1.1M | 20k | 3.3k | 146 |
| 27 | Aug 4, '24 | CROISSANT! π₯ | 9.2Γ | 929k | 14k | 1.4k | 247 |
| 28 | Jan 2, '19 | Dis year me focusing on me self-care. When me need little love, me going to give meself cookie. | 8.9Γ | 0 | 76k | 30k | 366 |
| 29 | Jan 11, '23 | Me is flattered @quintabrunson! But me must ask very important question first. What is da cookie policy at Abbot Elementary? | 8.7Γ | 874k | 16k | 778 | 130 |
| 30 | Dec 17, '22 | Me and Gonger taking cookie requests. Leave πͺ if you want one. | 8.1Γ | 819k | 12k | 835 | 64 |
| 31 | Jan 16, '24 | Congratulations, bestie! Enjoy your #Emmy! #QuintaBrunson | 8.0Γ | 803k | 34k | 3k | 184 |
| 32 | Nov 4, '25 | 6 πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ 7 πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ Now me get it. | 7.6Γ | 761k | 30k | 3.3k | 1.3k |
| 33 | Dec 4, '24 | πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺοΏ½ | 6.5Γ | 657k | 21k | 4.1k | 328 |
| 34 | May 15, '24 | πͺπͺπͺπͺ Happy πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺ National πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺ Chocolate πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ Chip πͺπͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ Day πͺπͺπͺπͺ | 6.5Γ | 650k | 12k | 2.5k | 193 |
| 35 | Feb 14, '24 | Itβs okay if you donβt have a valentine. Me want you to treat yourself today, bestie! π #ValentinesDay | 5.9Γ | 596k | 16k | 2.6k | 422 |
| 36 | Apr 26, '24 | Me feel sad because me no got cookies. But me feel good because me got me. And me not so bad! π | 5.2Γ | 523k | 13k | 1.7k | 350 |
| 37 | Jan 9, '19 | Me don't know who needs to hear dis, but go eat cookie. | 5.1Γ | 0 | 48k | 15k | 114 |
| 38 | Mar 29, '24 | Cowboy Cookie π€ πͺ | 5.1Γ | 512k | 20k | 2.8k | 436 |
| 39 | Jul 17, '24 | CπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺοΏ½ | 5.0Γ | 499k | 14k | 2.1k | 209 |
| 40 | Feb 28, '25 | Me look in the mirror every morning and say, "Me is an attractive, intelligent, confident Cookie Monster." | 4.4Γ | 439k | 14k | 1.9k | 564 |
| 41 | Dec 25, '24 | Merry Christmas, friend. Me got you a present, but me ate it. Sorry. π | 4.3Γ | 437k | 18k | 1.9k | 226 |
| 42 | Aug 27, '22 | There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it. | 4.1Γ | 0 | 49k | 7.7k | 283 |
| 43 | Mar 3, '25 | Just two besties staring at each other. ποΈποΈ | 4.1Γ | 413k | 15k | 1.5k | 304 |
| 44 | May 18, '24 | Want to bake cookies with me? πͺ | 3.9Γ | 394k | 13k | 885 | 141 |
| 45 | Oct 16, '24 | Hello, doggy! | 3.5Γ | 351k | 16k | 1.4k | 274 |
| 46 | Feb 14, '19 | Sent meself cookies today. Dis Valentineβs Day all about self-care. | 3.4Γ | 0 | 33k | 9.3k | 50 |
| 47 | Dec 24, '21 | You leaving WHAT out for Santa tonight? Canβt talk, me gotta find hat and fake beard. | 3.3Γ | 0 | 39k | 6.2k | 198 |
| 48 | Aug 5, '24 | Me got to try real French macarons with me friends @MarthaStewart and @SnoopDogg! They honorary cookies in me book! #ParisOlympics | 3.3Γ | 333k | 14k | 1.2k | 200 |
| 49 | Nov 18, '22 | Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right? | 3.1Γ | 0 | 40k | 3.6k | 149 |
| 50 | Dec 23, '18 | Me have question. How many Christmas cookies too many? | 3.0Γ | 0 | 30k | 6.6k | 34 |
| 51 | Sep 24, '25 | Me thought you might need dis: πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ | 2.9Γ | 287k | 14k | 1.7k | 186 |
| 52 | Oct 13, '22 | Did you know me name is Sid? But me still like to be called Cookie Monster. | 2.8Γ | 0 | 33k | 3.3k | 449 |
| 53 | Apr 28, '19 | Me eat cookies and me know things. | 2.8Γ | 0 | 28k | 7.2k | 85 |
| 54 | Jul 23, '19 | Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: COOOOKIES!!!! Therapist: No | 2.8Γ | 0 | 28k | 7.3k | 120 |
| 55 | Aug 3, '22 | Who care if me eat carrot, broccoli, and lettuce? Me still Cookie Monster. Me not a sham. | 2.7Γ | 0 | 34k | 3.1k | 184 |
| 56 | Nov 2, '24 | Me so grateful for all the birthday wishes and all the birthday cookies! Me feel so loved! π | 2.5Γ | 256k | 13k | 1.2k | 218 |
| 57 | Mar 25, '19 | No one: Me: COOOOOOOKKKKKIEEEEEE! | 2.5Γ | 0 | 27k | 5.8k | 48 |
| 58 | Dec 5, '22 | Me eating an apple today for me friend Bob. πβ€οΈ | 2.4Γ | 0 | 34k | 2.3k | 111 |
| 59 | May 13, '18 | Happy #MothersDay to me mommy! Me love you more than me love cookies (which is a lot)! | 2.4Γ | 0 | 25k | 5.6k | 67 |
| 60 | May 17, '18 | DIS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! ME COMING! HOLD DA CLEANUP! | 2.3Γ | 0 | 22k | 7.5k | 40 |
| 61 | Oct 23, '19 | If dat true, then me think sugar cookie walked so chocolate chip could run. | 2.3Γ | 0 | 27k | 3.8k | 212 |
| 62 | Jun 11, '18 | Me voted for iHOC - International House of Cooooooookies! πͺ | 2.2Γ | 0 | 24k | 4.9k | 23 |
| 63 | Jun 27, '19 | Me at Wrigley Field to sing 7th inning stretch today! Me no can wait! | 2.1Γ | 0 | 23k | 3.6k | 133 |
| 64 | Mar 11, '19 | ME LOST HOUR OF PRECIOUS COOKIE EATING TIME! WHAT ME GOING TO DO NOW?! | 2.1Γ | 0 | 22k | 4.5k | 35 |
| 65 | Apr 7, '20 | Me new daily schedule: | 1.9Γ | 0 | 19k | 4.2k | 175 |
| 66 | Mar 29, '20 | How many cookies you eat today? Me lost count for meself. | 1.9Γ | 0 | 20k | 3.5k | 39 |
| 67 | Dec 12, '22 | Cookies. | 1.8Γ | 0 | 21k | 3k | 64 |
| 68 | Apr 11, '19 | normal heart rate: β /\β β β β /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/β β β β \/ when me spot cookie: β /\β /\β /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ β \/β β \/β β \/ | 1.7Γ | 0 | 19k | 3.9k | 53 |
| 69 | Jul 31, '20 | Ice cream truck passed by today. Why there no cookie trucks? Could be new business opportunity! | 1.6Γ | 0 | 18k | 2.8k | 64 |
| 70 | Aug 30, '18 | Bad day? Eat cookie. Good day? Eat cookie. Either way, me eat cookie! | 1.6Γ | 0 | 14k | 4.5k | 27 |
| 71 | Mar 15, '20 | Today me will live in the moment, unless itβs unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. | 1.5Γ | 0 | 15k | 4k | 72 |
| 72 | Apr 1, '22 | Me think me finally over cookies... | 1.5Γ | 0 | 18k | 2k | 93 |
| 73 | Jan 28, '19 | Cowabunga! Me look fantastic! #10YearChallenge | 1.5Γ | 0 | 18k | 2.8k | 25 |
| 74 | Feb 7, '21 | If me being honest, me just here for da snacks. #SuperBowl | 1.4Γ | 0 | 16k | 2.6k | 40 |
| 75 | Jun 30, '19 | Chicago, me love you. Me had fantastic weekend in da Windy City! | 1.4Γ | 0 | 17k | 2.5k | 87 |
| 76 | Nov 16, '18 | Me: Eats cookie. Me brain: Donβt say it Donβt say it Donβt say it Donβt say it Donβt say it Me: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! | 1.4Γ | 0 | 15k | 3.8k | 33 |
| 77 | Nov 10, '19 | Today me street is celebrating 50 years! Me hope dis celebration has cooookies⦠#Sesame50 | 1.4à | 0 | 17k | 2.4k | 13 |
| 78 | Oct 14, '21 | When me hear someone say they don't like cookiesπ©π©π©π©π© | 1.4Γ | 0 | 15k | 3k | 64 |
| 79 | Jan 6, '22 | @TheRock Me say cookie challenge ACCEPTED!!! | 1.4Γ | 0 | 18k | 1.4k | 75 |
| 80 | May 20, '19 | Maybe you hear rumor that me going on a diet. Not true. Me just eating healthy foods AND cookies. What wrong with dat? | 1.4Γ | 0 | 14k | 2.9k | 34 |
| 81 | Jan 6, '22 | Da best thing you can cook is cookies. Dat's why they spell it dat way. | 1.3Γ | 0 | 16k | 2.2k | 77 |
| 82 | Feb 20, '19 | #snowday mean two things: 1. Me making cookies. 2. Me eating cookies. | 1.3Γ | 0 | 15k | 2.5k | 14 |
| 83 | Jun 27, '19 | C is for Cubbies! @Cubs | 1.3Γ | 0 | 13k | 2.8k | 169 |
| 84 | Apr 21, '19 | me have message for cookies everywhere: | 1.3Γ | 0 | 15k | 2.7k | 25 |
| 85 | Jul 10, '18 | πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ | 1.3Γ | 0 | 13k | 3.2k | 20 |
| 86 | Oct 31, '22 | On Halloween people dress up like monsters and walk around asking for sweets? Dis sounds like what me do every day. | 1.3Γ | 0 | 16k | 1.9k | 63 |
| 87 | Feb 14, '21 | Me treating meself to alllllll da cookies today because me love meself! #ValentinesDay | 1.2Γ | 0 | 14k | 2.3k | 31 |
| 88 | Feb 14, '20 | Treating meself because #ValentinesDay πͺ | 1.2Γ | 0 | 14k | 2.5k | 55 |
| 89 | Dec 11, '19 | It look like 2020 me year to shine!!!! | 1.2Γ | 0 | 13k | 2.6k | 36 |
| 90 | Dec 23, '21 | DA COOKIE MONSTER GIFT GUIDE FINALLY HERE! Use dis comprehensive list to find perfect last-minute gift for everyone on your list: 1. A cookie | 1.2Γ | 0 | 12k | 2.8k | 52 |
| 91 | Apr 1, '19 | April Fools jokes make me one stressed monster. Me need cookie. | 1.2Γ | 0 | 13k | 2.4k | 17 |
| 92 | Mar 18, '22 | Me can relate to dis. | 1.2Γ | 0 | 16k | 1k | 43 |
| 93 | Jun 3, '22 | Cookies are da best. Dat is the tweet. | 1.2Γ | 0 | 13k | 2.2k | 32 |
| 94 | Aug 13, '18 | Sometimes Moon look like giant cookie. Must look into joining space program. | 1.1Γ | 0 | 12k | 2.8k | 23 |
| 95 | Nov 2, '18 | It me birthday today! Me going to celebrate with 2 cookie cakes! One cookie-shaped cake, one cake-shaped cookie. Cover all bases. | 1.1Γ | 0 | 12k | 2.1k | 21 |
| 96 | May 31, '22 | Me eat all the cookies in the Upside Down, so me come here to find more cookies. #StrangerThings | 1.1Γ | 0 | 14k | 1.6k | 121 |
| 97 | Aug 27, '20 | Me no can tweet today. Me too hungry. | 1.0Γ | 0 | 12k | 1.8k | 39 |
| 98 | Nov 24, '22 | Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes. #HappyThanksgiving | 1.0Γ | 0 | 13k | 1.4k | 62 |
| 99 | May 21, '22 | Someone ask me, βWhy you always tweet about cookie?β Me ask back, βIs there anything else to tweet about?β | 1.0Γ | 0 | 12k | 1.6k | 46 |
| 100 | Feb 25, '19 | Me going to have cookie as soon as me finished tweeting. So⦠me finished! | 1.0à | 0 | 12k | 1.5k | 17 |
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