Matthew Zeitlin

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correspondent @heatmap_news matthew at heatmap dot news

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1Mar 18, '24the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american, this is a normal drive for a three day weekend, it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i87.1×15M18k1.1k2.4k
2Jun 27, '24how do all these zoomers have curly hair, are they getting perms, what's going on68.7×11.8M105k2.5k4.8k
3Jul 9, '24respect to denzel washington for doing no accent work and acting and sounding like a corrupt cop from yonkers60.5×10.4M97k6.6k8.8k
4Jan 13, '25"It's a biopic about a singer no Americans have heard of and he's portrayed by a chimp"59.2×10.2M162k6.2k4.7k
5Jun 22, '23absolutely amazing interview, within the first 30 seconds, cameron says that he spent more time at the titanic site than the captain did on the ship when it sailed and that his sub46.7×8.1M54k3.4k5.2k
6Jun 17, '24There’s literally no accident footage you can post where a critical mass of people won’t say the less aggressive driver was at fault41.5×7.2M54k1.6k3.7k
7Mar 31, '25three countries with nothing but love, respect, and deep historical ties with each other40.8×7M232k12k10k
8Mar 20, '24100 degrees is really hot, 0 degrees is really cold, we are human beings not water32.8×5.7M29k1.2k798
9May 16, '24one very cool thing is europeans coming here and realizing that everything they see on tv — yellow school buses, red solo cups, diners where waitresses serve you coffee from the po31.5×5.4M49k2.1k3.4k
10May 31, '25Trader Joe’s is not a grocery store it’s a treats emporium for adults30.2×5.2M114k6.7k2.8k
11Dec 23, '24ok definitely a dem lol29.1×5M48k6082.1k
12Sep 22, '24Britain is so cool, everytime you see a name and ask “are they related to…” the answer is always yes28.7×5M54k1.5k4.5k
13Apr 3, '25whenever people start pulling out the five year up and to the right charts you know the market is puking23.7×4.1M93k2.9k1.7k
14Dec 15, '24you gotta be kidding me22.5×3.9M21k1.2k1.4k
15Jul 31, '23This music — which is all sick — is from that great liminal period where the end of the Cold War meant globalization was starting but many Europeans only knew MTV English19.9×3.4M36k1.8k3k
16Dec 28, '23instead of having "winter" with "snow," the east coast now apparently has a season that can only be described as "pacific northwest mode": dark, wet, foggy, 45 degrees19.5×3.4M67k7.2k2k
17Dec 26, '23Wait the sphere is totally stealing new years from Times Square isn’t it18.2×3.1M44k1.8k643
18Nov 9, '25You’re not allowed to have these stickers on a cybertruck17.3×3M86k1.7k832
19Apr 4, '25Jeff is if anything underselling this17.2×3M18k2.2k4.9k
20May 8, '25i think one of the hardest things to explain to a politically aware zoomer is how controversial michelle obama's version of this was16.9×2.9M60k4k2.4k
21Mar 20, '25this is actually true about football, because it results in more weird big plays, whereas in basketball it results in a ton of bricked shots16.3×2.8M55k1.6k2.7k
22Mar 20, '24with the proliferation of the delivery apps, ancient wisdom has been lost. there's a reason that before you could mostly only get pizza and chinese delivered, it's not just because16.2×2.8M29k1.1k1.3k
23Jun 16, '24Oh my god this is the purest example of the World War II plane meme, we need to armor biker torsos!!!15.2×2.6M71k2.4k2.4k
24Apr 26, '24I am going to buy so much tastefully designed workwear14.8×2.6M26k1.4k4.6k
25Jul 23, '25Best part is where she says the municipal permits guy was speechless when she asked what year in the hundred year floodplain we’re in14.5×2.5M36k1.1k3.2k
26Jul 19, '24View post on X14.1×2.4M29k1.6k1.1k
27May 13, '24You talk to people and they literally don’t believe you14×2.4M17k7761.8k
28Jun 19, '24View post on X14×2.4M33k1.9k1.5k
29Dec 22, '24When you read biographies of businessmen and politicians you realize one of the great skills in life is marrying the daughter of a rich and powerful man13.7×2.4M49k3k3k
30Nov 24, '24First time I’ve legit lol’d at a New Yorker cartoon in years12.9×2.2M114k5.2k5.1k
31Apr 2, '25CNBC anchor: "The market reaction after hours, I've never seen anything like, this is worse that the worst case scenario in terms of what the market expected"12.9×2.2M29k3.3k1.5k
32May 20, '25i love her lmao, "yeah these young actors are in a bunch of garbage these days, i was doing taxi driver when i was 12, good luck on your streaming series though!"12.9×2.2M60k3.1k2.7k
33Jul 1, '24the barstoolverse is a pretty good insight into these gendered political dynamics in this age/socio-cultural bracket, the interviewer has a podcast called "plan bri" (as in plan b)12.7×2.2M16k3382.3k
34Feb 24, '25you see a german actor in a fun european movie as, like, der ecstasy sex hans and then you look at their imdb and realize they've played six different nuremberg defendants12.6×2.2M63k2.3k2.9k
35Nov 25, '23Psychotic murderers and women12.4×2.1M26k958562
36Oct 26, '24No French person should have knowledge of Wisconsin12.4×2.1M45k2.2k1.8k
37Mar 8, '25There are LCD Soundsystem children among us12.3×2.1M28k7617.3k
38Oct 28, '25starting to think polymarket may be presenting this info in a way to encourage buying and selling of prediction contracts11.6×2M46k1.4k924
39Nov 22, '23The last thing a Southern European finance minister sees before agreeing to reform his country’s pension system in order to receive central bank financing11.3×2M23k2k775
40Oct 13, '24Not what we need right now tbh10.0×1.7M32k6561k
41Jun 6, '23View post on X9.8×1.7M20k527835
42Aug 18, '25I can’t believe “many such cases” is a trumpism, thats like when you find out Shakespeare coined “bump”9.6×1.7M43k1.3k5.2k
43Jan 20, '25very possible there will be no gen x president lol9.5×1.6M39k745874
44Nov 6, '24colorado is so amazing, just libbing out in the mountains, completely unconerned with national political shifts9.2×1.6M22k621808
45Mar 1, '24Gender ratio at the dune screening is generously 15:19.2×1.6M17k239539
46Aug 10, '23imagine if someone on the bus said this to you9.1×1.6M16k864217
47Jan 26, '23including "the French" in here is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened8.4×1.4M19k1.9k239
48Dec 15, '24Barack Obama is the only president elected this century who drinks8.1×1.4M23k391525
49May 16, '25at 3 in the morning, a single employee "directed Grok to provide a specific response on a political topic"7.9×1.4M36k1.2k1.5k
50Jul 25, '23An Oppenheimer thing that was very true to life is a brilliant theoretical physicist being like “I’m not very good at math,” they love saying stuff like that7.9×1.4M22k667633
51Aug 11, '24This is like the most popular novel of the past decade…come on….7.4×1.3M19k250960
52Aug 26, '24Would be first president with a normal relationship to food and drink since…Clinton? Biden and Trump eat like children, Obama is an almond mom, Bush a teetotaler7.1×1.2M22k4141k
53Apr 19, '25Liberalism final boss7.0×1.2M35k1.2k3.7k
54Dec 13, '24absolutely amazing clip, bannon keeps on trying to get him to talk about crime and disorder in new york and he can't stop narrating how much he loved seeing phantom of the opera on7.0×1.2M16k9343.4k
55Oct 29, '24jon stewart is interesting because he's this unreconstructed figure of 2000s liberalism that's been basically preserved like austin powers and then unthawed6.8×1.2M27k1.1k1.5k
56Oct 27, '24Most insightful thinker of race and ethnicity this side of Barbara Fields6.8×1.2M14k7794.3k
57May 19, '24Do québécois go to France and get pissed off about how much written and spoken English there is6.7×1.2M14k273484
58Jan 23, '25i swear i'm the only person on the planet who's actually read hillbilly elegy, jd vance is not from appalachia, this is a major theme of the book6.4×1.1M26k6041.4k
59Jan 20, '24Seeing reactionary nostalgia update itself to *the early 2000s* is great proof that it’s literally all about wanting to be a child again6.3×1.1M15k1.2k556
60Feb 25, '25i feel like the animus towards canada is completely underexplained? they don't tariff us, they dont have transnational criminal organizations on our borders, they don't devalue the6.1×1M18k843782
61Apr 30, '24it's that time of year again6.0×1M25k1.2k785
62Nov 5, '25do they have film on roofs now because he can't actually walk the streets of new york without people trying to talk to him5.9×1M56k1.2k1.2k
63Mar 15, '20One way to think about social distancing is that to contribute to a great national cause in World War II you had to, like, die face down in the muck on some tiny pacific island, no5.9×070k12k496
64Dec 16, '24the new jersey drone hysterics are running into the teeth of some of the most energetic and passionate detail-oriented empiricists on planet earth: planespotters and flight-trackin5.7×979k26k1.6k1.4k
65Jul 5, '25I wonder if Elon’s party will be socially liberal and fiscally conservative5.6×966k23k244455
66Jan 16, '25what made david lynch's whole thing work — and why his imitators always fail — is that he wasn't really an ironic artist at all, he really did like all that americana stuff he put 5.6×965k39k1.9k3k
67Oct 13, '25macron chimes in with the most french thing said in human history: "this is impossible"5.3×919k19k8392.7k
68Oct 29, '24Comedians have solidarity that would make dockworkers in the 1910s jealous5.2×894k18k784634
69Jan 27, '23Classic Stanford generational story: brilliant military industrial scientist mom, legacy admit hippie leftist daughter5.2×889k20k992413
70Jul 29, '23Some pervert is going to search for these like they’re the holy grail5.1×883k14k608184
71Dec 21, '2429 percent Chinese Idaho…we need to go back…4.9×846k19k635848
72Apr 4, '25lmao4.8×835k27k1.1k2.1k
73Mar 24, '25imagine being hillary clinton rn4.8×825k46k1.6k653
74Jun 3, '22remember when dominos had that ad campaign that was like "our pizza was bad, we're sorry, now it's good," and now they have category leading delivery logistics and fine pizza? prob4.6×066k2.9k1.2k
75Sep 7, '24We should let countries apply to be part of the US4.5×782k15k418670
76Aug 23, '25This is intensely 2010s millennial, verging on twee, this is what happens when we take power4.5×769k15k4431k
77Jun 23, '25Zohran: Free buses! Cuomo: do NOT globalize the intifada Adams: I'm Alabanian4.2×732k17k783669
78May 24, '25the biggest social danger of AI video generation isn't people thinking fake videos are real, but people thinking real videos are fake4.2×716k17k954635
79Feb 15, '25I wonder if it’s the same guy4.0×687k29k1.6k1.2k
81Apr 13, '25Everyone else’s kids should considering not going to college and working in a factory while my kid goes to college and gets a highly paid service sector job3.6×627k15k1.4k605
82Jul 2, '24View post on X3.0×517k15k358428
83Nov 25, '25My wife's book (!!!) The Elusive Body: Patients, Doctors, and the Diagnosis Crisis is out MARCH 31 and is available for pre-order NOW. It has it all: medical mysteries, rare illnes2.9×505k38121161
84May 29, '25what's so weird about DOGE is how asymmetrical it was: they killed USAID, slashed the NWS for no publicly justified reason, and then had no effect on the deficit anyway because dis2.9×502k17k1.4k747
85Apr 8, '25i'm the number one dentist hater but their endorsment of fluoride is notable because it's *against interest* and dentists do not typically act against their interests2.9×496k21k1.1k836
86Aug 15, '25open the schools2.9×493k20k560231
87May 18, '21Everyone dresses like travolta now2.8×041k1.9k285
88Jul 20, '22Still his best work imo2.8×035k3.2k2.1k
89Sep 2, '22Lots of replies saying that these jobs will disappear in a recession…my brothers and sisters, are you not familiar with Deloitte’s restructuring practice, this job will disappear y2.7×033k2.2k3.4k
90Nov 13, '25children are instinctive yimbys. they love construction equipment.2.5×429k19k617611
91Mar 26, '25the smol bean billionaire may be the signature figure of our epoch2.4×409k16k659697
92Nov 5, '25Dems must figure out how to have an off cycle presidential election2.4×408k22k657389
93Dec 15, '24New Jersey has reverted into full medieval peasant mode, demanding the king shoot down the flying beasts2.3×399k17k975483
95Sep 6, '21Nothing better than an American small town or city that shares a name with a famous big European city but is pronounced in a completely wild way1.7×023k640246
96Nov 16, '22i hate it when people say "let's get rid of small talk, tell me about your hopes, your dreams, your failures, your greatest successes" however i do think you should be able to ask 1.6×022k1.5k469
97Apr 21, '22That McKinsey is being blamed for the wildly optimistic CNN+ subscriber projections is a good insight into why companies hire McKinsey1.5×019k1.4k548
98Apr 21, '20one interesting thing about the "everyone i've dated sucks" genre of writing is that there's an, uh, possibly confounding variable at play1.4×021k991186
99Feb 23, '22best i can tell what the public wants on ukraine is for Biden personally to prevent a russian invasion but without risking the life of a single american or a cent increase in the p1.3×017k1.7k195
100Oct 21, '21No one’s doing it like him1.1×015k1k392
101Apr 28, '22She’s the Vice President!!! I feel like I’m going insane!!!1.0×013k744119

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