| 1 | Apr 10, '23 | British Ex-Footballer talks about his favourite manager | 111× | 6.8M | 16k | 1.3k | 593 |
| 2 | Nov 4, '24 | Rooming with Martin Lewis on a stag do | 53.3× | 3.2M | 13k | 740 | 1.2k |
| 3 | Nov 6, '23 | Seeing a Physio | 39.5× | 2.4M | 9.8k | 1.1k | 859 |
| 4 | Apr 8, '21 | My favourite thing on Twitter is when someone completely drops their online persona to demand answers from a train company / broadband provider. | 37.6× | 0 | 83k | 5.9k | 657 |
| 5 | Oct 2, '23 | British Ex-Footballer talks about his favourite manager (part 2) | 37.4× | 2.3M | 5.3k | 338 | 431 |
| 6 | Jan 6, '21 | Wife has been looking forward to stew in the slow cooker all day. Just realised I unplugged it earlier when I was plugging in Alexa to ask her how old Ronan Keating is. | 34.3× | 0 | 80k | 3.9k | 154 |
| 7 | Jul 31, '24 | Triathlon completed before 10am, they’re going to be unbearable back at the village. | 27.7× | 1.7M | 40k | 381 | 464 |
| 8 | Jul 10, '24 | Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word | 25.6× | 1.6M | 38k | 1.6k | 646 |
| 9 | Apr 3, '23 | Being Honest With The Builders | 23.7× | 1.4M | 9.9k | 860 | 368 |
| 10 | Aug 27, '24 | Absolutely buzzing to have picked up 4 Oasis tickets from a guy advertising on Facebook. Poor bloke got them on early release but can’t go because of his brother’s wedding, money t | 22.8× | 1.4M | 10k | 216 | 57 |
| 11 | Dec 26, '22 | Man with Beard on Xmas Day | 22.4× | 1.4M | 5.9k | 415 | 206 |
| 12 | Dec 18, '23 | British Ex Footballer at Christmas | 21× | 1.3M | 5.9k | 424 | 525 |
| 13 | Jan 12, '22 | Your boyfriend just thanked Gym Shark on Instagram for sending him stuff he paid for. | 16.9× | 0 | 41k | 1.5k | 108 |
| 14 | Sep 23, '21 | Really hope no protestors block my route to work today on the M42 Northbound junction 11 at around 8.24 this morning. | 16.4× | 0 | 39k | 1.6k | 93 |
| 15 | Feb 29, '24 | What if the only kid who isn’t moaning about the Wonka Experience has passed the test and is now the heir to the Wonka Experience? | 12.7× | 770k | 15k | 897 | 154 |
| 16 | Dec 19, '22 | Dads on Christmas Morning | 10.5× | 638k | 5.5k | 473 | 236 |
| 17 | May 30, '23 | So this was Arctic Monkey’s set list from Bristol last night. Can’t wait for Cov tomorrow now. | 8.9× | 543k | 2.7k | 104 | 37 |
| 18 | Dec 7, '23 | Rudolph to the all the reindeers who wouldn’t let him join in any reindeer games | 8.6× | 523k | 6.1k | 252 | 50 |
| 19 | Sep 8, '23 | It was hot last night | 8.3× | 505k | 3.9k | 353 | 164 |
| 20 | Nov 24, '23 | Just ate a burrito that I was never quite in control of, on the back foot from the first bite and it was damage limitation from there. | 8.1× | 490k | 5.3k | 116 | 75 |
| 21 | May 29, '23 | Guy who’s house is on the market reports a burglary | 7.8× | 472k | 3.8k | 301 | 125 |
| 22 | Nov 27, '23 | Your Mate Brings His Kid to the Pub | 7.7× | 467k | 3.2k | 143 | 202 |
| 23 | Apr 22, '24 | Putting the finishing touches to the school science lab | 7.7× | 466k | 4.6k | 467 | 295 |
| 24 | Dec 2, '20 | “Ooh I’m a vaccine give me approval.” Pathetic | 7.7× | 0 | 18k | 1k | 34 |
| 25 | Apr 24, '23 | Night Guest Arrives at Wedding | 7.0× | 424k | 3.3k | 147 | 134 |
| 26 | Mar 12, '24 | My guess is that Kate Middleton has fallen foul of an addiction to the app “stick cricket.” Something I’ve been through myself and I don’t expect we’ll be seeing her until the next | 7.0× | 423k | 4.1k | 156 | 66 |
| 27 | Sep 30, '24 | When you and your partner have very different friends | 6.8× | 413k | 2.9k | 132 | 355 |
| 28 | Jul 22, '24 | Asking your mate for a lift to the airport | 6.7× | 407k | 3.9k | 259 | 467 |
| 29 | Jan 2, '24 | Darts is 100% the hardest sport. Like trying to thread a needle on stage at a Bongo’s Bingo. | 6.7× | 407k | 2.4k | 133 | 19 |
| 30 | Jul 15, '24 | British ex-footballer remembers pre-season | 6.7× | 404k | 3.1k | 191 | 398 |
| 31 | May 8, '23 | Foreman at the Oyster Factory #pickingpackingshagging | 6.6× | 401k | 2.6k | 229 | 97 |
| 32 | Jun 27, '22 | So apparently, potential employers can look you up online. Just what I need after working well all day as part of a team. | 6.5× | 0 | 15k | 766 | 58 |
| 33 | Jan 16, '23 | Watching a Best Man Speech | 6.4× | 389k | 3.1k | 161 | 134 |
| 34 | Feb 26, '24 | Playing with the kids whilst trying not to move | 6.3× | 386k | 2.9k | 200 | 196 |
| 35 | Mar 13, '23 | British TV Dramas | 6.3× | 384k | 3.4k | 234 | 112 |
| 36 | Nov 18, '24 | Neil Armstrong visits parents after moon landing | 6.1× | 369k | 3.8k | 255 | 495 |
| 37 | Feb 20, '23 | You haven’t watched the videos your girlfriend keeps sending | 6.1× | 368k | 2.8k | 134 | 136 |
| 38 | Jan 14, '20 | Sorry I “killed the vibe” at your wedding by getting serious passport photos done in the photo booth. | 5.9× | 0 | 13k | 1.1k | 55 |
| 39 | Dec 17, '24 | Liking what I’m seeing from Santa in the build up to the 24th, seems hungry, seems focussed. Making all the right noises for me. | 5.9× | 356k | 5.9k | 230 | 87 |
| 40 | Jun 12, '23 | Where do they go? | 5.9× | 356k | 2.6k | 225 | 88 |
| 41 | Jan 2, '23 | “Legit” business owner with a past. New Year message / apology | 5.6× | 341k | 2.4k | 110 | 67 |
| 42 | Mar 27, '23 | That Cool Restaurant | 5.5× | 333k | 2.6k | 125 | 89 |
| 43 | Jun 19, '23 | If Shakespeare Came Back Today | 5.4× | 329k | 3.3k | 293 | 106 |
| 44 | May 4, '22 | Guys ending relationships by text, do better. Be a real man and invest in a celebrity video message from Graeme Souness. | 5.2× | 0 | 12k | 515 | 66 |
| 45 | Jun 26, '23 | Your Favourite Waiter on Holiday | 5.2× | 315k | 2.8k | 136 | 114 |
| 46 | Oct 21, '24 | The Gaffer - Youth Players | 5.0× | 302k | 3k | 230 | 353 |
| 47 | Feb 5, '24 | Remembering The Gaffer on Deadline Day | 4.9× | 299k | 2.4k | 126 | 181 |
| 48 | Feb 28, '22 | Piss Up in a Brewery | 4.8× | 0 | 9.2k | 1.1k | 305 |
| 49 | Jul 8, '24 | UK Beer Festivals | 4.7× | 288k | 2.3k | 146 | 268 |
| 50 | Mar 7, '22 | Inventing the 4 cheese pizza | 4.6× | 0 | 9.8k | 672 | 273 |
| 51 | Dec 25, '24 | Christmas game, write “Lilly Phillips” on a post-it note, stick it on your grandad’s forehead. He’s got 20 questions. Merry Christmas | 4.6× | 279k | 4.2k | 59 | 87 |
| 52 | Oct 28, '24 | Married at First Sight Experts give Hitler a dressing down | 4.6× | 279k | 2.6k | 149 | 373 |
| 53 | May 1, '23 | Friend knows how to get cheap holidays | 4.4× | 269k | 2.6k | 125 | 96 |
| 54 | Jan 23, '23 | Escape artist is late for the show | 4.2× | 255k | 2.3k | 115 | 62 |
| 55 | Mar 24, '25 | Ex Footballer Remembers The Gaffer | 4.1× | 251k | 2.5k | 154 | 290 |
| 56 | Oct 30, '23 | Parents refuse to accept responsibility for their own bad planning | 3.9× | 238k | 2.3k | 92 | 160 |
| 57 | May 13, '24 | Sitting next to the emergency exit on the plane | 3.7× | 227k | 2.9k | 171 | 205 |
| 58 | Dec 15, '22 | How did Ibis Budget hotels come about? Did management walk round a regular Ibis and were like “come on guys we can do worse than this? Where’s your lack of ambition?” | 3.6× | 221k | 2.2k | 83 | 4 |
| 59 | Sep 6, '21 | My advice to any youngsters starting school today, a shatterproof ruler to the throat of the biggest kid before the first bell, make a statement. | 3.5× | 0 | 8.3k | 378 | 22 |
| 60 | Jun 26, '22 | Guy who used to go to Glastonbury | 3.5× | 0 | 7.2k | 516 | 267 |
| 61 | Dec 2, '24 | Remembering The Gaffer’s First Day | 3.4× | 207k | 2.6k | 159 | 250 |
| 62 | Apr 8, '24 | Ex Footballer remembers the gaffer’s community work | 3.0× | 180k | 2.4k | 135 | 195 |
| 63 | Aug 22, '24 | Rewatching Breaking Bad and I’m noticing a lot of stuff I missed first time around, like the whole crystal meth thing, wow! Layers | 2.9× | 174k | 3.4k | 40 | 17 |
| 64 | Jul 16, '24 | I can remember watching Wrestlemania as a kid and the commentator saying “don’t try this at home”. Did I listen? Nope, there I was aged 9 trying to organise my own global Pay Per V | 2.8× | 169k | 2.3k | 130 | 22 |
| 65 | Aug 1, '22 | Boyfriend sticks around for girl’s night | 2.6× | 0 | 5.6k | 273 | 212 |
| 66 | Jul 31, '24 | Be hanging round city centre Brew Dogs with their medals for the rest of the day | 2.5× | 154k | 5.2k | 21 | 17 |
| 67 | Sep 20, '22 | Hostages are allowed food | 2.5× | 0 | 5.1k | 401 | 162 |
| 68 | Oct 11, '22 | Day 1 at Center Parcs. Bloke working here said he’s never seen anyone come down the rapids so fast and they’re gonna have a meeting about it and possibly contact GB Bobsleighing ab | 2.3× | 0 | 5.8k | 103 | 20 |
| 69 | May 12, '22 | Left my phone unlocked on the table and classic lads have gone and applied for and accepted a data analyst position in Inverness on my LinkdIn. I start Monday. Ffs 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂 | 2.1× | 0 | 5.2k | 105 | 22 |
| 70 | Mar 14, '22 | Parents sign up to Hello Fresh | 2.1× | 0 | 4.4k | 270 | 140 |
| 71 | Sep 12, '22 | Your sister has her mate over and you fancy her. | 2.0× | 0 | 4.2k | 191 | 196 |
| 72 | May 11, '22 | Lou Bega confronted by new girlfriend about Mambo No.5 | 2.0× | 0 | 4.2k | 299 | 113 |
| 73 | Nov 7, '22 | Boyfriend who’s watched too much Married at First Sight | 1.9× | 0 | 3.9k | 210 | 176 |
| 74 | Sep 15, '22 | Front of the queue, paid my respects, straight to the back of the queue, we go AGAIN. | 1.8× | 0 | 4.3k | 105 | 17 |
| 75 | Oct 31, '22 | Newton “discovers” gravity | 1.7× | 0 | 3.8k | 222 | 115 |
| 76 | Mar 25, '22 | Being a baby looks well stressful. Imagine your socks just falling off 6 times a day. Nightmare | 1.7× | 0 | 4k | 187 | 13 |
| 77 | Jul 18, '22 | When you’re at a festival and a warm cup of liquid hits you in face, you just have to pray it’s not Carling. | 1.7× | 0 | 4k | 152 | 6 |
| 78 | Sep 28, '21 | “Don’t worry it’s not Covid” | 1.7× | 0 | 3.4k | 316 | 87 |
| 79 | Jan 31, '22 | Restless Boyfriend on Holiday | 1.7× | 0 | 3.4k | 243 | 97 |
| 80 | Jun 11, '21 | Guy pranks girlfriend who knows nothing about football. | 1.6× | 0 | 3.5k | 220 | 106 |
| 81 | Nov 27, '22 | Love it when it starts snowing and an adult immediately says “it won’t settle”. Don’t even allow a second of excitement for anyone get it shut down straight away. | 1.6× | 0 | 3.8k | 171 | 11 |
| 82 | Jul 4, '22 | Getting someone to their surprise party | 1.5× | 0 | 3.4k | 150 | 99 |
| 83 | Feb 22, '22 | When the builder doesn’t rate your handy work. | 1.4× | 0 | 3k | 186 | 82 |
| 84 | Jun 13, '22 | Cinderella’s Dad | 1.4× | 0 | 2.9k | 203 | 75 |
| 85 | Oct 10, '22 | Writing a Children’s Best Seller | 1.2× | 0 | 2.6k | 137 | 99 |
| 86 | Apr 11, '22 | Meeting a Genie for the first time | 1.2× | 0 | 2.6k | 183 | 60 |
| 87 | Aug 23, '18 | Remember kids, if you don’t do well in your GCSEs it doesn’t really matter, there are so many different routes you can take in life. Unless you’ve failed Maths and English then you | 1.2× | 0 | 2.3k | 411 | 3 |
| 88 | Nov 21, '22 | Tight Guy at a Funeral | 1.2× | 0 | 2.6k | 142 | 94 |
| 89 | May 3, '22 | Guy who has one tattoo | 1.2× | 0 | 2.6k | 137 | 68 |
| 90 | Nov 14, '22 | First Class Lounge ✈️ | 1.2× | 0 | 2.5k | 103 | 123 |
| 91 | Jul 10, '22 | Friend who loves scaring you at the airport | 1.1× | 0 | 2.5k | 124 | 63 |
| 92 | Aug 29, '22 | Estate agent deals with seller | 1.1× | 0 | 2.2k | 137 | 106 |
| 93 | Nov 11, '22 | Started with a new personal trainer yesterday and today I can’t even go up stairs lol. (He’s up there fucking my wife). | 1.0× | 0 | 2.5k | 62 | 18 |
| 94 | Jul 16, '22 | The address section of an online form. | 1.0× | 0 | 2.3k | 114 | 72 |
| 95 | Jun 25, '20 | So just found out that potential employers can look you up on social media. Which is just what I wanted to hear at the end of a busy day working well as part of a team. | 1.0× | 0 | 2.2k | 214 | 5 |
| 96 | May 30, '22 | Death Row Meal | 1.0× | 0 | 2.3k | 123 | 39 |
| 97 | Jun 23, '22 | Day 2 on the picket line. | 1.0× | 0 | 2.2k | 113 | 48 |
| 98 | Dec 12, '22 | “Oh he’s dry” | 1.0× | 0 | 2.2k | 93 | 63 |
| 99 | May 9, '22 | Love these things 😂😂 | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 42 | 7 |
| 100 | Sep 29, '22 | Why’s everyone shitting themselves about the pound? Just pay on card ffs.. | 0.9× | 0 | 2.2k | 78 | 7 |
| 101 | Mar 2 | If you are still on this website and are interested in seeing me on tour you can go on this website and get tickets. Thanks. | 0.5× | 27k | 61 | 1 | 9 |