| 1 | Jul 21, '25 | Let me see those house designs you've saved on your phone. Looking for a 3-Bedroom rural home design. | 34.2× | 959k | 8.5k | 717 | 1.9k |
| 2 | Dec 16, '24 | I was going through tiktok and saw a video of a South Sudanese complaining that Kenyan Landlords are denying them rentals cos Sudis stay 10+ people per house, noise, damages. Other | 32.9× | 922k | 7.6k | 1k | 777 |
| 3 | Jun 25, '24 | Let us use the Githurai Massacre videos and file a case in the ICC-The Hague. With history of burning churches and torching believers, this time, evidence iko kwa kalatas! | 32.7× | 915k | 20k | 8.6k | 229 |
| 4 | Oct 19, '23 | @justbrown__ I paused here😂😂 nigga can't wait | 26.4× | 741k | 5.8k | 147 | 85 |
| 5 | Feb 20, '25 | I think human's greatest invention was AEROPLANE. I'll never comprehend how they arrived at that and the engineering behind it. It's just crazy. What do you think is human's Greate | 24.6× | 690k | 9.5k | 1.1k | 585 |
| 6 | Apr 19, '25 | Women in Japan are paying to be imprisoned 😂 The reason behind this will even shock you! | 24.3× | 681k | 6k | 453 | 502 |
| 7 | Oct 31, '25 | Diamond Platinumz and his family flew to Mombasa yesterday after realising they sold Tanzanians out. Kenyans took it over, started threatening to visit the hotels that hosted Diamo | 21.9× | 613k | 11k | 2.2k | 302 |
| 8 | Jan 17, '25 | I have a theory but I'm afraid! So let me see if any of you has a similar theory | 21.2× | 594k | 7.7k | 812 | 323 |
| 9 | Jun 30, '24 | Ebu mtu atume video ya Kairo akijiosha na maji ndio shati ishikane na mwili ndio tucheke tena afresh😂😂😭 | 20.1× | 562k | 7.9k | 1.3k | 120 |
| 10 | Jan 24, '25 | That Corp Shakur amecook Kasmuel McOure kwa TV hadi Kasamweli akaget personal🤣😭 Shakur ameshow I've seen your types kwa prison; they're called obtainers (makofi). Ati kizungu min | 18× | 505k | 10k | 1.8k | 485 |
| 11 | Mar 11, '24 | @NairobiTimess The name of the hotel should be said because this is infrigement of privacy. | 16.9× | 474k | 27k | 341 | 99 |
| 12 | Jun 26, '24 | Tomorrows protest will be peaceful because KDF is in charge and they are still mourning their CDF. We shall carry his flags all over in his honor as we protest. The KDF is also tir | 16.1× | 452k | 24k | 8.6k | 112 |
| 13 | Feb 3, '25 | That Nigerian lady has thrown used sanitary towels on our Kenya Airways employees and threatened to call the minister of finance in Nigeria. The lady at Kenya Airways has told her | 14× | 393k | 7.3k | 884 | 166 |
| 14 | Jun 26, '24 | An old woman in Githurai has cursed Ruto and wished his planes catches fire for lack of a better curse😭😭 | 13.1× | 367k | 16k | 5.6k | 82 |
| 15 | Jun 24, '25 | Mnapika president hadi anadelete tweet🤣 | 12.9× | 361k | 10k | 1.6k | 73 |
| 16 | Aug 17, '25 | Huyu Yakuza mlisema ni wa wapi?😂 He's doing an amazing job giving fans psyche kwa stadium 🏟️ | 12.8× | 358k | 8.1k | 434 | 106 |
| 17 | Jul 2, '24 | 😂wooie, wamechoma ya Sudi tena | 12.6× | 353k | 6.2k | 797 | 88 |
| 18 | Jun 25, '24 | Itumbi, you forget yourself so fast! #RejectFinanceBill2024 #FreeOguda #FreeOsama | 12× | 336k | 7.4k | 4k | 47 |
| 19 | Jul 12, '24 | Jana I was approached to push a tag ya kusanitize Wamatangi regarding Tatu City project but I declined. Nimesota sana but NO. I'm open to promotion gigs but not sanitizing a politi | 11.5× | 321k | 6.4k | 2.4k | 121 |
| 20 | Jun 18, '24 | Either we receive an apology within 36 hours from Catholic leadership or we are all going to attend mass on Sunday at Family Basilica Nairobi to demand for it and remind Father Ndi | 11× | 309k | 7.8k | 1.9k | 78 |
| 21 | Apr 10, '25 | Cheki vile Butere girls wameingia kwa venue ya performance Leo😂🔥Why are there so many officers anyway? | 10.8× | 302k | 6.1k | 1.5k | 247 |
| 22 | Jan 26, '25 | Starlink will now be connecting from satellite direct to your phone without having to install any devices/routers. Safaricom was not ready for this blow😂 they can switch the inter | 10.7× | 300k | 10k | 1.9k | 273 |
| 23 | Jan 28, '25 | Did you guys say Gachagua was a student of Literature in The UoN? Because that man is a talented orator😂😂Kuna video nmeona akisema Ruto anajua majina za soko na barabara zote amd | 10.1× | 283k | 6.7k | 911 | 189 |
| 24 | Feb 13, '24 | Stop whatever you doing and tweet in support of Congo. #StandWithCongo | 9.8× | 276k | 7.7k | 5.5k | 23 |
| 25 | Jan 6, '25 | Kibet Bull is funny. Does that guy know the whole world was actually waiting for his return?😂😂😂 | 9.8× | 275k | 7.4k | 988 | 44 |
| 26 | Feb 9, '25 | Btw ukitoka college toka na two or three people with potential ya kuoleka. Huku nje kupata watu wa kuoa ni ngumu sana 😭😭😭 | 9.8× | 273k | 6.2k | 718 | 207 |
| 27 | Nov 9, '24 | Kalenjins might be very tribal but those MFs were the first to occupy Eldoret during protests and have continued to call Ruto out like Kibet Bull, George Diano and others. Tell tha | 9.3× | 262k | 5.9k | 1.1k | 80 |
| 28 | Feb 20, '25 | I hear MPs wanapeana za TSC na 500k KDF wanaitisha hongo ya 500k Cadet wanaitisha 800k Kwa govt parastatals ni 300k Kwa county ni 200k (Allegedly, of course). Is anyone ready to sa | 9.3× | 260k | 6.2k | 1.3k | 213 |
| 29 | Jul 15, '24 | Imagine a system where; ID unapata na 3 days. Passport within 10 days. Good conduct unapewa same day. Kazi ya gava ipeanwe on merit. Matumizi ya pesa iwe accounted for Who will sto | 9.1× | 256k | 19k | 8.8k | 204 |
| 30 | Jun 27, '24 | Amnesty international says Ruto should be tried in ICC for deploying snipers to shoot protestors! The time is now! #RutoMustGo | 8.9× | 248k | 13k | 7.6k | 46 |
| 31 | Sep 11, '25 | Safaricom it's time now you perfected whatever the fuck is wrong with MPesa. Mnafanya watu wafanye double transactions juu ya delaying messages... | 8.3× | 234k | 6.8k | 964 | 91 |
| 32 | Sep 26, '24 | Unajifanya ambitious na time ya promotion jina lako haitatajwa mahali 😭. Chukua as many sick leaves as possible uende road trip. Mnaskia nyi wakamba na luhyias? | 8.3× | 233k | 5.7k | 863 | 133 |
| 33 | Jul 24, '24 | Hear me out. It is time to call maandamano off. Re-energize and plan for one mega protest the one that will last for days. We can't have people die everyday of protest in vain. We | 8.3× | 231k | 6k | 1.6k | 46 |
| 34 | Jun 23, '25 | Those water canons in demos, put paraffin paint in a nylon bag, ile ya sukari, then aim on the windscreen side ya dereva. Haraaaaambeee 👋 | 8.1× | 228k | 8k | 1.7k | 78 |
| 35 | Mar 9, '25 | This TL is crazy. Someone sent fare to a girl to come for ninio but she ate the fare and didn't come. The dude posted the number online galdem akasalimiwa. Now she has come and the | 7.8× | 219k | 6.1k | 707 | 159 |
| 36 | May 10, '25 | Putin and Xi Jinping trusted Ibrahim Traore enough to be in their midst with a gun?😂 Damn! | 7.7× | 217k | 6.1k | 688 | 66 |
| 37 | Jan 23, '25 | Irungu Kang'ata anabuy maembe from Murang'a farmers bei safi anauzia manufacturers Anapea Murang'a dairy farmers 10k bonus annually then buy from them auzie bigger dairy farms Amep | 7.7× | 217k | 9.9k | 2.2k | 144 |
| 38 | Mar 13, '25 | Super metro at it again😭 | 7.7× | 215k | 7k | 1.8k | 132 |
| 39 | Jan 3, '25 | Waluhyia nyi ni wajinga. Badala msupport Natembeya mnafurahia Ichungwa? | 7.2× | 202k | 5.9k | 903 | 27 |
| 40 | Jun 26, '24 | Didmus Baraza anaingia space Kimuzi anasimamisha kwanza space ya 60k people just to remove him: The rage and the hate man!💀 #RutoMustGo | 6.8× | 190k | 12k | 5.2k | 59 |
| 41 | Dec 11, '24 | Si ata nyinyi mnaona Rwanda deserved hosting AFCON? | 6.6× | 185k | 6k | 1.2k | 171 |
| 42 | Jan 18, '25 | Hao wamasai wanakata polisi mikono na panga just because of kondoo ndio mnataka kuvaccinate their cows cha nguvu,sio😂? | 6.6× | 184k | 7.8k | 1.3k | 64 |
| 43 | Jan 8, '25 | Teachers in every staffroom across the country immediately after Assembly today!😂😭 | 6.5× | 181k | 6.1k | 760 | 112 |
| 44 | Dec 3, '24 | BREAKING: South Korea in 1 day: President declares martial law, bans protests, censors media. Parliament rejects decree (190-0). Army storms Parliament to arrest MPs; citizens stor | 6.3× | 177k | 7.8k | 2.4k | 124 |
| 45 | Jun 21, '24 | Today, the enemy is Gloria Orwoba! Does she know her kids and even her life is in danger if Edgar is not released? | 6.2× | 174k | 6.1k | 2.4k | 22 |
| 46 | Jun 4, '24 | Appeal to have Safaricom introduce data bundles for twitter just like they do have some for tiktok and youtube. Who is joining us to vote below? | 6.1× | 172k | 5.9k | 988 | 18 |
| 47 | Jun 12, '25 | Is Kisumu seeing what Nairobi is doing for Albert Ojwang'? | 6.1× | 172k | 12k | 2.1k | 31 |
| 48 | Jun 25, '25 | Tuko almost Statehouse. Leo ni leo | 6.0× | 169k | 9.4k | 3.3k | 22 |
| 49 | Jun 23, '24 | Farouk Kibet the president's PA called Ethiopia poor yesterday: very wrong for International Relations💀 mlisema amesoma hadi wapi? | 5.9× | 166k | 7.1k | 2.6k | 40 |
| 50 | Jun 26, '24 | When we occupy statehouse tomorrow I have booked George Ruto! #RutoMustGo | 5.9× | 165k | 6.7k | 2.5k | 21 |
| 51 | Jan 28, '25 | Gachagua called Farouk Kibet mtu ya standard six😭 He confirms our so many fears that ni kweli the guy huslap watu! | 5.8× | 164k | 8k | 1.4k | 54 |
| 52 | Dec 30, '24 | A tweet for Polo Kimani. He has been present since June. I just love this dude! | 5.7× | 160k | 8.2k | 1.4k | 20 |
| 53 | Nov 1, '25 | Twitter replaced the like button reaction with a Halloween pumpkin head. Try and see🎃😂 | 5.7× | 159k | 8k | 137 | 12 |
| 54 | Jun 27, '24 | There is a tweet I've seen from a West African saying when Nairobi speaks the whole of West of Africa faces the wall and listen with their hands up! Buda imenieka kiburiii!! Eii😂 | 5.6× | 158k | 9.1k | 3.4k | 93 |
| 55 | Jun 29, '24 | Ruto was probably expecting watu watang'ang'ania kuwa youth representatives; anashangaa who tf are these people he dealing with😂💀 | 5.6× | 157k | 11k | 4k | 44 |
| 56 | Jul 16, '24 | Kairo saying 'mimi nkona pesa naweza move to other countries' is mockery💔. Hii ndo ile kiburi ya Oscar Sudi. People are fighting because they have nowhere else to go, and you want | 5.6× | 156k | 10k | 4.3k | 52 |
| 57 | Jul 18, '24 | Everytime I see Mercy Tarus I remember her asking Mr Barorot and co, "hii meeting ilifaa kuanza saa ngapi? Na nyinyi mmefika saa ngapi?" What sort of audacity was that asking kalen | 5.5× | 155k | 10k | 3.2k | 82 |
| 58 | Jun 26, '25 | CITAM, they chose to turn away people after inviting them in. Jamia Mosque gave water and homage to protesters. We need to address CITAM well. | 5.5× | 153k | 6.6k | 2k | 31 |
| 59 | Apr 10, '25 | Someone's just told Isaac Mwaura that his favorite set book was "when the sun goes down" Man this app😭😭 | 5.4× | 152k | 9.5k | 1.7k | 95 |
| 60 | Jul 7, '25 | Leo ata watu hawakua watokee. if you noticed, the hype wasn't there. Sasa who gave them the intel ati tungetokea like 25th?😂 | 5.3× | 150k | 7.9k | 1.3k | 42 |
| 61 | Jan 14, '25 | Ruto is frustrated. Emir State Visit cancelled, Bill Gates cow vaccine cancelled, Adani cancelled, Abroad trips cancelled, Going to church cancelled. He had one job ONLY: Reject Fi | 5.3× | 149k | 6.4k | 1.4k | 80 |
| 62 | Jun 26, '24 | Elon Musk’s satellite internet firm Starlink unveils cheaper data plan in Kenya! Just like that, we shall forget safaricom! Their era of monopoly is done! | 5.3× | 147k | 10k | 4.1k | 77 |
| 63 | Jul 13, '24 | Tulikua tumeuziwa woga few weeks ago mtu ata anaogopa kutaja jina la huyu jamaa. Farouk Kibet is clueless! He has failed the presidency! | 5.2× | 145k | 6.9k | 3.2k | 25 |
| 64 | Oct 17, '25 | Someone said everytime Jayden takes the mic Githinji becomes deputy president again😭 | 5.0× | 141k | 8.8k | 1.4k | 64 |
| 65 | Jun 26, '24 | Safaricom, you're next! You lied yesterday! Akiamungu mtatutambua! #RutoMustGo | 5.0× | 141k | 10k | 5.2k | 27 |
| 66 | Jun 24, '25 | Tukiwa maandamano kuna wasee hukuja na kingwai kinatembea chain mbaya 😂🔥 | 5.0× | 140k | 6.3k | 924 | 37 |
| 67 | Jun 25, '25 | Guys if we accomplish this today, our businesses will boom, we'll have medicine in our hospitals, HELB to all students! No more extra judicial killings, Overtaxation & Deductio | 5.0× | 140k | 6.2k | 3.1k | 34 |
| 68 | Jun 28, '24 | Ombachi is professionally cooking Osoro and Abraham Mutai singlehandedly buana #RutoMustGo | 5.0× | 140k | 6.5k | 2.2k | 21 |
| 69 | Jun 18, '24 | Kenyans on twitter, after today just know you are the most powerful and generations to come will appreciate you! | 5.0× | 139k | 7.2k | 2.1k | 15 |
| 70 | Jun 25, '24 | Unaingia Parliament kusalimia MP wako anakimbia. Ebu text MP wako umuulize, salamu hutaki? #RejectFinanceBill2024 | 4.9× | 137k | 7.8k | 3.1k | 32 |
| 71 | Aug 3, '24 | Waah. Msiretweet hiindo watu wasidhani tunataka gari za George Ruto zichomwe #NaneNane | 4.8× | 136k | 5.7k | 3.3k | 22 |
| 72 | Jan 15, '25 | When we call out Kalenjin leaders, wakale hawakatai When we call out Kamba leaders, kambas hawakatai When we call out luhyia leaders, luhyias huwa kipaumbele kusema malisa ua But h | 4.7× | 131k | 6.7k | 1.6k | 71 |
| 73 | Jun 20, '24 | Leo makarao wakikaribia kushika any group please start singing the national Anthem. Remember cops don't move when the National Anthem is being sung cos of Respect. Occupy everywher | 4.7× | 131k | 6.5k | 2.7k | 30 |
| 74 | Dec 10, '24 | MC Jessy aliambiwa na MCSK alipe 200k ndio wampee license ya ku hold event yake happening on the 11th of Dec sasa amekuja kulia online tumsaidie ati hyo ni pesa mob. When other con | 4.5× | 126k | 6k | 1.2k | 31 |
| 75 | Feb 3, '25 | South Africans are joining Kenyans in calling out that Nigerian woman... they've said they don't even want to know the other side of the story🤣 Jollofians | 4.5× | 125k | 5.8k | 722 | 40 |
| 76 | Jun 13, '25 | Alberto was such a cool guy, manze. I'll miss you bro🥹 May Justice be our shield and defender. #JusticeForAlbertOjwang | 4.5× | 125k | 6.2k | 766 | 29 |
| 77 | Sep 29, '25 | The Kaluma boy was offered six ambassadorial jobs yesterday after the fundraiser. Kenyans are very hospitable and generally nice aki. And just like that, the future of the Kaluma b | 4.4× | 123k | 6.3k | 688 | 38 |
| 78 | Feb 27, '25 | We've never had power outage in JKIA since tureject Adani😂😭 | 4.4× | 123k | 8.2k | 1.6k | 40 |
| 79 | Apr 10, '25 | BREAKING: Butere girls' parents are calling for an immediate protests! Class?😂🔥🔥 | 4.3× | 121k | 8.8k | 1.8k | 30 |
| 80 | Jul 12, '24 | Safaricom enabled Githurai massacre. Y'all havent said exactly what we need to do yet! | 4.3× | 121k | 8.7k | 4.3k | 21 |
| 81 | Jan 14, '25 | Wakizima X na TikTok, Techies mzime E-Citizen and all other Kafmen portals. Are we tugeza? | 4.2× | 116k | 8.2k | 1.9k | 52 |
| 82 | Jun 23, '24 | Some dude has said mtu akidnap Chirleen Ruto atumike kama leverage ya Finance Bill😭😂💀 The fear is gone! | 4.1× | 114k | 8.1k | 2.5k | 33 |
| 83 | Jul 16, '24 | Dear World In Kenya, 16th July 2024, President Ruto broke; Article 3 of Geneva Convention by teargassing kids in schools. Teargassed HOSPITALS and Hotels against Protection of Civi | 4.0× | 113k | 8.6k | 5.5k | 98 |
| 84 | Nov 13, '24 | Martha Koome is saying she is being fought because she is a woman. Is anyone fighting LSK President Faith Odhiambo? Nonsense! | 4.0× | 112k | 8.6k | 2.4k | 35 |
| 85 | Jun 26, '25 | This was Abdi who was killed yesterday in Thika. Kenyan Somalis have been present every single moment. #SiriNiNumbers | 4.0× | 112k | 6.2k | 1.7k | 35 |
| 86 | Jun 19, '24 | ALERT!! If you're given any amount by a politician to vandalize tomorrows property please use it to pay your rent and buy drinks na maforeign, then come tuandamane peacefully! They | 3.9× | 110k | 8.1k | 3k | 42 |
| 87 | Jun 26, '24 | According to 48 laws of power: Law 15: says Crush Your Enemy Totally; tomorrow we must occupy statehouse #RutoMustGo | 3.9× | 110k | 7.9k | 5k | 36 |
| 88 | Sep 19, '24 | I have grown to like and respect Polo Kimanii pretty much. Kwa hii movement he is one solid guy you can believe his genuity. No dramas, just injecting and simping kwa Eve! | 3.8× | 106k | 6k | 976 | 32 |
| 89 | Jul 17, '24 | Buana Kimani is my heroo #FreePoloKimani | 3.8× | 106k | 6.9k | 2.8k | 23 |
| 90 | Jun 19, '24 | Winnie Odinga aliambiwa KUMBUKA ni Baba tunapenda, sio yeye😂 Everyone is being put in they places! | 3.7× | 104k | 5.9k | 1.1k | 36 |
| 91 | Jun 20, '24 | When History will be written I hope Mwalimu Josh will be remembered! I started Kitui protests with just one person #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 | 3.7× | 104k | 6.3k | 1.5k | 22 |
| 92 | Jun 27, '24 | In all honesty If we relent now we are fucked! Our demands havent been met! Koome has not resigned and corrupt individual fired! #RutoMustGo | 3.6× | 102k | 6.5k | 4.3k | 11 |
| 93 | Jun 20, '24 | If you get arrested remember to keep 0716200100 on speed dial. Text your name, arrest location, and the police station's name. The LSK president is with us on this; history will be | 3.6× | 102k | 5.8k | 3.3k | 283 |
| 94 | Jul 2, '24 | Teacher's strike loading, doctors strike loading, anarchy and chaos might be the order of the day until Ruto leaves office! | 3.3× | 91k | 7.1k | 3.2k | 30 |
| 95 | Jul 17, '24 | There will be physical a conflict between Police Officers and Kenyan citizens very soon! | 3.1× | 88k | 6.3k | 2.6k | 33 |
| 96 | Jan 3, '25 | Nmeona mwingine akisema Kenyans nominated their president as the most corrupt leader in the world, but he bribed his way to the second position 😂 | 2.9× | 80k | 6.8k | 1.6k | 32 |
| 97 | Jun 24, '25 | We will all go back home alive! | 2.8× | 80k | 6.1k | 1.5k | 22 |
| 98 | Jun 25, '25 | Walking from CBD to Roysambu via Babadogo isn't what I thought my day would end. Miguu ni kama iko numb😭But today, we were in millions! | 2.7× | 77k | 6k | 1.1k | 16 |
| 99 | Jul 5, '24 | Osama getting hate from both twitter and tiktok is not something I saw coming. Waah | 2.6× | 73k | 5.7k | 1.7k | 23 |
| 100 | Aug 18, '24 | Ruto is deleting photos and videos of himself launching stalled projects but he forgot Kenyans on twitter are very strict when it comes to rules😂Ukidelete tunakuekea receipts na e | 2.6× | 72k | 5.8k | 2k | 27 |
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