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Jon Ryan

@JonRyan9120k followers

I love my wife, kicking footballs, drinking beer, the Portland Pickles and the Cleburne Railroaders.

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1Mar 9, '17It's been an honor to hold your balls for the last 6 years @StevenHauschka. Good luck in Buffalo unless you play us then I hope you suck.55.2×022k10k3
2Aug 20, '18✌🏻 Seattle40.8×022k3.4k19
3Mar 14, '22I heard the @Seahawks are looking for a new quarterback. I’ll just place my resume right here.21.5×015k1.1k29
4Jan 11, '16You should see the other guy.19.6×07.9k3.8k0
5Jul 30, '17NFL network giving their expert opinion on all the games we'll win and lose this season. THIS IS LAST SEASONS SCHEDULE.18.8×09.1k2.6k1
6Jan 8, '24The Seahawk way is a bit different these days I guess. I could say a lot of things right now because I’m shaking with anger but I’ll just say I’m really disappointed.14.7×661k3.1k29674
7Mar 27, '17I know I just dumped you but I'm going to stay in our house for the next 2 years until my new gf is done building our new house. #Raiders12.1×04.7k2.4k0
8Dec 22, '14If anyone out there wants to talk crap about our kicker who is one of the best in the game u can meet me at the swing set at recess to fight11.6×04k2.6k0
9Jan 20, '15Dear self: next time you do something awesome, make a less terrible face. Thank you.10.6×04.4k1.9k0
10Aug 16, '14Has anyone heard about that new NFL promotion where they pay u to watch football? It's called being the Seahawks punter. #AtLeastIGetToHold10.4×03.3k2.6k0
11Jan 19, '15Apparently I make a really terrible face when I throw footballs. Much better when I do interviews.9.1×04.2k1.5k0
12Dec 24, '19I hope my old #24 jersey still fits. #BeastMode9.1×06.2k5521
13Mar 11, '16Found out this morning that I will have the honor of playing in front of the greatest fans in the world for 4 more years. #12's @Seahawks9.0×04.6k1.1k0
14Feb 14, '15People upset w/our QB for going to 50 Shades of Grey: your head would explode if u saw the rest of the team's Internet browser histories8.8×03.2k2k0
15Aug 20, '18Well this is weird. So I just get to do whatever I want now? Pull tabs at Jay Berry’s. See you there.8.3×05.4k4351
16May 9, '19Two of the best teammates that I’ve ever been around.8.1×05.9k3514
17Jan 18, '20If there is anyone who can make dumber faces when they are happy I’d like to challenge them with this. 5 years ago today I threw the greatest TD pass in the history of the NFL, wel8.0×05.7k3163
18Jan 9, '21Seahawks missing their MVP today...the 12th man.7.8×05.6k2952
19Aug 20, '18Jay Berry’s is now filling growlers...wait wtf I got released?7.5×04.5k6085
20Nov 10, '14Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants.7.3×02.3k1.8k2
21Feb 9, '17My off season happy hours remind me a lot of me running the ball. It starts off amazing but ultimately just ends with me having a headache.7.0×03.9k7750
22Dec 16, '21As part of the NFL’s new international initiative the @Seahawks are now officially Canada’s team. But come on, we already knew that.6.8×04.8k27810
23Nov 2, '15This picture gives me chills. Please keep @RicardoLockette in your thoughts and if religious, prayers tonight. #LOB6.3×02.8k1.2k0
24Jun 18, '17I had the greatest dad in the world for 25 years. Today, I'm not sad that he's gone, I'm happy that he was here. #HappyFathersDay6.1×04.5k2500
25Sep 2, '17One of the best teammates I've ever had. You'll be missed @JKearse_155.9×04.2k3150
26Feb 8, '17Does anyone even use Twitter anymore?5.4×03.1k2420
27Feb 2, '20I got a “Go Hawks” in a Target in Arizona yesterday. #12’s, you guys are amazing. Thank you.5.4×04.1k1050
28Sep 17, '15.@jimmyfallon Why do you gotta go hurting my feelings like that Jimmy you bully.5.1×02.3k9200
29Jan 19, '15Fun fact me and @Garry_Gilliam have the same birthday. Coincidence?5.1×02.5k7600
30Mar 14, '16It's official. Pumped to be back-I'd only sign the contract wearing my @GaryPayton_20 throwback. #BringBackTheSonics4.9×02.4k7990
31Mar 30, '20When you find out you have at least another 30 days of social distancing. #FlattenTheCurve4.9×03.3k2994
32Jan 2, '15This kid from Alabama can seriously punt. Dear John Schneider please don't draft him. I heard he hates animals and old people.4.4×01.8k8710
33Jan 28, '15Coming back from media day today we drove by the Super 6 motel I used to live in. I'll never take a single day in this league for granted.4.4×02.1k7210
34Feb 11, '17Now that I'm back on twitter I've decided I'm going to be calmer with ppl. Unless you act like an asshole then I'm calling you out.4.2×02.7k2380
35Apr 30, '23F**k I love this city so much.4.2×189k3.6k982
36Mar 6, '15#BeastMode is back4.0×01.6k8500
37Apr 6, '15I kind of want this picture to disappear but at the same time it's too damn good not to share. Go @Mariners3.9×01.6k8040
38May 25, '18I wish I could retweet this a thousand times.3.9×02.2k4540
39Oct 7, '14Well that was fun.3.9×01.9k5820
40Mar 6, '15I love this.3.8×01.6k7540
41Oct 11, '15Here's @coachBillick's stats as an NFL "football player" 0 games played 0 catches for 0 yards. Oh and 0 fg attempts3.6×01.3k7730
42Apr 8, '17You guys I'm out numbered. I might need help. #WhereIRoot3.5×02.4k1740
43Jan 11, '24Coach @PeteCarroll thank you for everything you did for me and for the city of Seattle. You’re one of the best to ever do it. I’ll miss seeing you patrol the @Seahawks sideline in 3.4×152k5k23622
44Feb 11, '16At Sports Star Awards tonight this just came out of my mouth in the spur of the moment but I meant every word of it.3.1×01.6k4380
45Feb 26, '15I had a "random" drug test at our condo today. I guess the NFL didn't appreciate my American Ninja Warrior pictures.3.1×01.3k5540
46Nov 15, '23. @sskroughriders hire a head coach that would do anything for this city, that would do anything for this province. A guy who lives and dies Sasky. It ain’t hard hire me. Let’s do 3.1×139k762585
47May 4, '15I've had the privilege of playing 4 the Seahawks for 7 years but it never gets old when someone comes up to me and says "Go Hawks"3.1×01.7k3620
48Aug 30, '15Hausch$$$$$$$$$$$$. That is all.3.1×01.6k4680
49May 15, '17Been living here for nearly a decade and still act like a tourist every time I see the space needle. Gotta love Seattle.2.9×02.1k1200
50Jan 8, '24“Time and place” just so you haters know I’m doubling down.2.9×129k1k361
51Apr 3, '17Happy opening day @Mariners #CapsOn2.7×01.9k1300
52Aug 20, '18I was serious. Jay Berry’s.2.5×01.8k830
53Oct 14, '20How it started. How it’s going 💍 @sarahcolonna2.5×01.9k412
54Apr 5, '19A lot of people ask me what my next chapter in football is, but I don’t go for one chapter- I go for an entire book. #CFL #farfromdone2.4×01.6k970
55May 14, '19Had to stay in #9. Thanks @DWatford_ @sskroughriders2.4×01.6k1041
56Dec 20, '14Oh @jimmyfallon you son of a bitch. 😂2.3×01.1k3890
57Feb 25, '17"Excuse me are you Andy Dalton?" Old guy at the bar. #notallgingerslookalike2.2×01.3k1890
58May 10, '14Thousands of homophobes heads just exploded. Congrats Michael Sam. Welcome to the NFL.2.1×07295010
59Dec 16, '14Sorry that I haven't tweeted much the past 2 weeks but every time I picked up my phone to tweet I dropped it 😳. #funnybutitsnot2.1×07114571
60Oct 7, '14Well well well Delta I can't help but notice that the Orioles menu looked better than ours today. I'll remember this.2.1×07453590
61Feb 19, '15Jesus Montero reported to camp and he's not fat. This is our year. Go @Mariners2.1×07974440
62Jul 21, '18Sometimes when I’m bored I just troll Steve Hauschka on instagram. Follow me @jonryan_91.9×01.4k712
63Sep 14, '18People seem concerned that I’m drinking at 12:45. Time zones people, time zones. 2:45 is a much more appropriate time to be drinking. #happyhourtweets1.9×01.3k480
64Apr 5, '17Proud to announce that I am a new part owner of the Portland Pickles follow us at @picklesbaseball1.8×01.1k1240
65Jul 28, '17Hey @PatODonnell_16 I won't be arriving to training camp in a McLaren like you but I will be arriving in style.1.8×01.1k1490
66Jun 26, '20My wife ❤️1.8×01.3k561
67Feb 5, '20Happy to be back with the @sskroughriders for another season. Only one goal: #108thGreyCup1.6×01.2k521
68Apr 13, '16Dae-Ho, more like Bae-Ho after that home run. Wait the kids are still saying Bae right? #GoMariners1.6×07802620
69Apr 26, '161st place. #GoMariners1.6×08782030
70Feb 11, '15I just tweeted. I think I'm moving forward in the stages of grief. Stage 5 is acceptance followed by the new stage 6 which is tweeting.1.6×07192240
71Apr 4, '17Guy behind me at the bar is yelling at the Dodgers game that's on tv. Should I tell him it's a replay from 2 years ago?1.6×01.1k670
72Feb 25, '15This is #GinjaNinja in training. #ANW71.5×06932110
73Aug 9, '20Today’s the day. If you’re in the Tacoma area get your Jon Ryan burger. It’s the greatest hamburger in the history of Tacoma.1.5×0945922
74Sep 1, '18Going from one dream job to the other? Perfect. When do I start?1.5×01.1k670
75Feb 5, '15Dude super cool pic of u making out with ur dog. @JB04267. Keep insulting me and my teammates ur totally winning.1.5×06722220
76Mar 30, '17#TBT to when I met my long lost brother @JimGaffigan1.5×0970990
77Feb 10, '21Back for more 🍉🍉🍉🍉🟢⚪️🟢 #Riderville1.4×0987471
78May 26, '15Thank you #12's for watching me tonight on @ninjawarrior I'll be back next year and make it further #GinjaNinja1.4×07731360
79Nov 26, '20I did it. It’s taken 39 years but I did it. It came out of nowhere and now I can’t stop looking at it. It’s beautiful. I made the perfect “R”. It’s the small things you guys.1.4×01k104
80Dec 4, '18I have a lot of time on my hands now and my new hobby is hosting comedy shows. Come on out to Everett this Friday to see me, @sarahcolonna and @andrewjrivers. Tickets here1.3×0893671
81Dec 19, '19Seattle you can’t get rid of me. Well, at least Tacoma can’t. Come see me this weekend @tacomacomedy hosting shows for @sarahcolonna - unless you’re an asshole, in which case pleas1.3×0940401
82Apr 4, '17I have some big news to share. I'm getting involved with a PNW sports team. I'd love to share all the details with you tomorrow.1.3×0828620
83May 14, '19💚⚪️🇨🇦 Let’s Go!!!1.2×0712782
85Mar 15, '16So Ben just told his one gf that he's also in love with his other gf. Ben's current mood...1.2×06941270
86May 12, '16I've always known I had an older brother and today I found him. @JimGaffigan1.2×06921271
87Jun 12, '16More Love. #Orlando1.2×05991800
88Jan 28, '15.@antithesis316 I stole this picture from u and am tweeting it cause I look like a badass...kinda.1.2×06351280
89Feb 28, '16My 3 year old nephew has been in the hospital for nearly a month. Please keep him in your thoughts. #lincolntough1.1×0652930
90Mar 10, '15I just feel bad for the people who started following me cause I play football. FYI I never tweet about football.1.1×0604810
91May 28, '17Date night in LA with @sarahcolonna. Even though we're married still going Dutch. This city is too expensive. I'm kidding. She's paying.1.1×0792360
92Mar 25, '15Whenever I fly over or into a city and see a high school football stadium it still gives me the chills. I can't believe I am where I am.1.1×0716690
93May 9, '17Pumped to drop the ceremonial first puck at the @WHLPats vs @SeattleTbirds game Wednesday night. See you at the @ShoWareCenter1.1×0668800
94Apr 16, '21Before the great Jackie Robinson wore #42 in Brooklyn he wore #9 in the minor leagues in Canada. It’s the reason I still wear #9 to this day. One of my hero’s. Happy Jackie Robinso1.0×0748390
95Mar 25, '17Date night with @sarahcolonna in the ATL. We're gettin turnt. I think that's what the kids say? Right?1.0×0762210
96May 27, '17.@sarahcolonna and I are having a Memorial Day party at our place. You're not invited.1.0×0607230
97Jul 30, '15I'll be going to my 12th pro training camp tomorrow. I can't believe I get to live this life and am so thankful for every second of it.1.0×0609690
98Sep 14, '18Little girl in the restaurant just lost her shit because her dad ordered her fruit with her meal instead of fries. Dick move dad. I’m calling CPS. #happyhourtweets1.0×0684380
99Apr 15, '17Even in April I feel like it really ties the room together.0.9×0672280
100Aug 15, '20Was he or was he not on the Facts of Life? He was.0.9×061680

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