John Mayer

@JohnMayer1.2M followers

LIFE with John Mayer on @SiriusXM - Channel 4 @lifewithjm

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#	Date	Post	↓ Outlier	Likes	Reposts	Bookmarks
1	Oct 19, '17	If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”	24.3×	434k	178k	638
2	Oct 4, '17	They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.	12.7×	269k	71k	50
3	Nov 29, '17	Idea: somebody should tell Trump they want to make a 3-D scan of his head for a statue but really it’s an MRI.	11.6×	267k	55k	32
4	May 24, '18	I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does bi	6.8×	126k	38k	932
5	Oct 26, '17	Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?	6.3×	127k	35k	152
6	Jul 14, '17	Hi girls I'm John, single, I wear a patch for back pain and have a daily phone alarm set to remind me to take antacid. Real bad boy type.	4.6×	113k	16k	31
7	Jul 11, '17	Hey, you! Yes, you. I want to tell you something, and you have to believe me. You are loved. Can't always feel it, but you are. Trust me.	4.6×	82k	32k	96
8	Oct 2, '17	I loved Tom Petty and I covered his songs because I wanted know what it felt like to fly. “you belong somewhere you feel free.” 💔	4.6×	107k	21k	11
9	Dec 3, '17	I just sneezed really quietly and someone said “bless you” really quietly because they weren’t sure if I sneezed, and I said “thank you” really quietly because I wasn’t sure if the	4.4×	117k	13k	23
10	May 23, '17	The parents. Their children. The dead. The injured. The artist. Her band and other performers. The crew. Venue staff. All to be thought of.	4.2×	94k	23k	2
11	Aug 21, '17	How 2 tweet safely 1. Say ur tweet out loud 2. Pretend ur someone who hates u 3. Attack ur tweet from all angles 4. Wait 10 days	4.2×	105k	17k	10
12	Jul 24, '17	We've lost so many great artists lately. I give Justin 👍🏼👍🏼 for realizing it was time to call it. You should too. 2/2	3.6×	74k	22k	17
13	Oct 8, '17	I feel so good I don’t trust it	3.6×	69k	24k	41
14	Sep 8, '17	@NICKIMINAJ Please hold, losing my shit. This isn't my reply yet.	3.4×	83k	14k	31
15	Jul 13, '17	Wait... so basically Post Malone is fucking great? I wish I'd known this sooner. It's fine.	3.4×	82k	14k	16
16	Jul 7, '17	Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear.	3.3×	70k	18k	24
17	Dec 25, '17	Merry Christmas. If you’re loving it this year, hold on because it goes by fast. If you’re not loving it this year, hold on because it goes by fast. ♥️	3.3×	79k	15k	75
18	Jul 29, '17	Whenever I come home from a party, I like to play a little game called "why did I tell that story?"	3.3×	77k	15k	24
19	Sep 8, '17	I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.	3.3×	83k	11k	75
20	Aug 31, '17	I eat because I feel unsexy and I feel unsexy because I eat. ♻️	3.3×	65k	20k	12
21	Aug 13, '17	The edible I ate last March just kicked in.	3.2×	75k	14k	8
22	Nov 7, '17	Simple fact of life: “maybe” always hurts worse than “no”	3.2×	63k	20k	48
23	Nov 22, '17	RT if you've ever walked around your house with your phone tucked in the waistline of your underwear	3.1×	54k	24k	13
24	Jul 24, '17	When someone pulls remaining dates of a tour, it means they would have done real damage to themselves if they kept going. 1/2	3.1×	62k	19k	6
25	Nov 6, '17	Time to reset the “last time you cried” clock!	3.0×	73k	13k	2
26	Dec 29, '17	Twitter is kinder than usual this week because it’s hard to be a hater when you’re sleeping at your parents house under their weird blankets.	2.9×	80k	8.4k	20
27	Aug 16, '17	This is the perfect time to remind everyone that speaking out against hate and bigotry should be the LEAST CONTROVERSIAL stance ever.	2.8×	65k	14k	3
28	Aug 24, '17	Reminder: we are all just sentient little sacks of meat and bones who want to be admired and hugged and thought about. The rest is put on.	2.8×	57k	17k	15
29	Jan 12, '17	“Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”	2.7×	52k	17k	5
30	Sep 20, '16	I haven’t written a song since April of ‘15. I just wrote a new one today. What a thrill.	2.6×	54k	13k	3
31	Apr 7, '17	What if J.Cole someday has an idea for a great feature? Are we putting too much pressure on him to stay feature-free? I worry about things.	2.4×	43k	16k	2
32	May 20, '17	Also, @Harry_Styles could have made any style record under the sun. And he chose to make honest, beautiful songcraft. Music world is 👌🏼✨	2.4×	47k	14k	30
33	Apr 18, '17	Can you even begin to imagine the unbridled joy you’d feel if you really knew how loved you are?	2.2×	41k	16k	19
34	Mar 26, '15	Worst line I wrote today: “I must be made of stone, cause you’re taking me for granite.” I can do better. I will do better.	2.2×	38k	17k	7
35	Nov 13, '17	time will reveal most ‘cool’ things as stupid, so you might as well just do your own thing.	2.2×	44k	13k	35
36	Nov 22, '17	Follow your daydreams.	2.2×	42k	14k	28
37	Sep 18, '17	I was on Amazon choosing which address to ship to and ended up getting all emo about the streets and homes of past loves. I just wanted gum	2.1×	59k	5k	12
38	Dec 28, '17	Nobody knows what day of the week it is. Any attempt to answer is mere bluster and bravado. It’s just dark and not 2018 yet.	2.1×	50k	9.9k	3
39	Sep 7, '17	When you're brushing your teeth and your toothbrush runs off the rails and up into your gums and rips half of your face apart.	2.1×	50k	8.2k	6
40	Dec 17, '17	I am hungry for a food I cannot name.	2.0×	41k	11k	31
41	Dec 13, '17	Demand unconditional friendships.	2.0×	41k	12k	25
42	Oct 24, '17	My Music Me: this is great Reviews: “it’s alright.” Me: yah it’s just alright. Me listening six months later: whatever, this is great.	2.0×	53k	5.1k	7
43	Oct 15, '17	What does not giving a f**k feel like?	2.0×	38k	11k	15
44	Oct 2, '17	No words. Just grief, sadness, and the never-ending attempt to make sense of something utterly senseless. Love to all in Las Vegas.	2.0×	45k	9.8k	2
45	Nov 9, '17	Look, here’s the deal: if I had a 140 square foot apartment, and somebody magically doubled the size of it, I’m not gonna keep everything all cramped together and say “I’ll just us	1.9×	49k	7.1k	4
46	Aug 17, '17	Notice: Due to um, foreseen circumstances, I will not be working out today.	1.9×	42k	9.7k	4
47	Jun 30, '21	This is gorgeous @ygofficialblink #rosÉ	1.7×	32k	10k	336
48	Sep 5, '17	I hope that by the time I have to explain Trump to my kids, they'll never have a frame of reference to understand how bad he really was.	1.7×	39k	8k	18
49	Sep 20, '17	I'm waiting for 3 minutes to feed my dog at 7pm sharp. Just killing time. Both of us. Staring at each other. This is who I have become	1.6×	46k	3.6k	2
50	Dec 28, '17	I already know what I’m tired of in 2018.	1.6×	31k	10k	8
51	Dec 25, '17	Reminisce responsibly.	1.6×	30k	11k	53
52	Dec 17, '17	The truest test of friendship is when two people drive to a party together but one leaves earlier and the other finds their own way home, and both are totally fine with it.	1.6×	40k	4.9k	10
53	Jul 15, '17	I have data on songs for making them, not having them. Wishing you a healthy delivery. 🎁	1.5×	42k	4.2k	0
54	Sep 12, '17	I don't wanna talk on the phone but I'll trade voice notes with you for 90 minutes.	1.5×	35k	6.9k	14
55	Dec 1, '17	That you sleep next to someone for years and then one day you can’t anymore. My brain will never get it.	1.5×	36k	6.2k	58
56	Nov 20, '17	I’m no art collector, but damnit I would love to own an original Lisa Frank.	1.5×	35k	6.9k	11
57	Sep 27, '17	Guys, I’m sorry. I lied to you. I don’t have 280 characters. I got all caught up in the excitement, and I guess I just wanted you to like m	1.5×	41k	3.9k	4
58	Oct 3, '17	You hang in there, Tom Petty. At least long enough to make it past this horrible day. You deserve a better sunset.	1.5×	39k	4.3k	3
59	Oct 27, '17	Ever listen to a new song and wait for the beat to drop, and then about 3/4 the way through you have to face the fact there is no beat?	1.5×	39k	4.4k	4
60	Dec 12, '16	DENVER YOU WERE AMAZING TONIGHT I didn’t play a show there nor am I even in the state but I have no reason to believe differently.	1.4×	31k	8.1k	17
61	Dec 20, '17	Come on. Admit it. You were doing some online Christmas present shopping and you bought some frivolous shit for yourself while you were at it, didn’t you? You totally did. I knew i	1.4×	36k	4.3k	10
62	Nov 3, '17	Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.	1.4×	37k	4.5k	1
63	Dec 6, '17	Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Had surgery yesterday and woke up to see some amazingly kind and loving tweets. I’m so sorry that we couldn’t finish out the last few dates	1.4×	39k	2.2k	7
64	Oct 11, '17	Reminder: nobody cares what you think about how somebody feels.	1.4×	28k	8.3k	11
65	Sep 17, '17	Let's just admit that we have no idea which fruits go in the fridge and which don't so we can focus on not eating the fruit either way.	1.4×	36k	4.5k	2
66	Aug 3, '17	Dip that big L word in the water. "I love spending time with you." "I love your laugh." Then when you know them for about 30 mins, go for it	1.3×	33k	5.4k	6
67	Mar 9, '17	s/o to everyone practicing an instrument in their room tonight, pretending they’re on stage.	1.3×	30k	6k	10
68	Feb 19, '19	2.22	1.3×	30k	5.2k	70
69	Aug 9, '17	I'm Pickle Rick	1.3×	26k	8.2k	3
70	Nov 21, '17	Can we please stop taking the vowels out of words to make them appear cooler? THNKS	1.3×	33k	4.2k	11
71	Aug 2, '17	View post on X	1.3×	30k	5.6k	14
72	Jul 26, '17	7/26/17: The day it became empirically clear this is pathological, not political. #transrightsarehumanrights	1.3×	27k	7k	5
73	Jul 21, '17	Oh you love Metallica? Name three of their t-shirts.	1.3×	27k	6.8k	14
74	Jan 31, '17	I just ate a marijuana edible and now I’m hungry again.	1.3×	30k	5.2k	1
75	May 23, '17	Sending my unending thoughts, concern, love and hope to those in Manchester.	1.2×	25k	8.1k	0
76	Aug 3, '17	Alive	1.2×	32k	4.2k	5
77	Aug 15, '17	Whenever there's a thunderstorm, I always have this secret little wish that the power will go out. That's like a trophy for storms.	1.2×	30k	4.8k	5
78	Aug 26, '17	Yes. @chancetherapper inspired me to make an entire song up on the spot tonight.	1.2×	33k	3.7k	0
79	Oct 31, '17	A lot of people ask me “John, you’re not funny.”	1.2×	33k	3.4k	19
80	Oct 24, '17	One year ago today, I decided to give drinking a break. A very personal thing for everyone. For me, a constant return on investment.	1.2×	35k	2k	13
81	Nov 12, '17	It’s weird watching your friends’ Instagram stories featuring a friend you don’t know, and they’re goofin’ it up, dancing and singing into a spoon with cake mix on it, and your fri	1.2×	31k	4.1k	13
82	Nov 27, '17	Me: “Nice to meet you.” Them: “We’ve met before! You wouldn’t remember.” Me: “Well then it’s nice to meet you.”	1.2×	33k	3.4k	6
83	Oct 18, '17	Heal up quick, @edsheeran. Just remember, you’re Superman even without the cape.	1.2×	30k	4.9k	2
84	Nov 23, '17	Please don’t read my order back to me. I don’t care if you get it completely wrong. My choices are arbitrary anyway. I stand for nothing. And a Diet Coke please.	1.2×	31k	3.7k	10
85	Jul 10, '17	If I were a social influencer I’d never buy groceries. I’d just post stuff like “Bounty really is the quicker picker upper” and then wait	1.2×	30k	4.1k	0
86	Sep 7, '17	Someone shared some useless drama with me and I said "would you mind terribly if I didn't care?" and I thought it was a delightful burn.	1.2×	28k	4.5k	7
87	Dec 24, '17	If you have to go both over the river and through the woods to get to grandma’s house, there’s a good chance she doesn’t want company.	1.2×	29k	4.2k	17
88	Sep 24, '17	I know I shouldn't talk sports, but trump's comments re:NFL further prove he's hellbent on poisoning all aspects of American life.	1.1×	29k	3.7k	5
89	Jul 24, '17	I wish tweets didn't cap at 140 characters. I wanna use phrases like "far be it from me to tell someone else how to live their life, but"	1.1×	27k	4.8k	1
90	Nov 16, '17	What Bob Ross taught us is that you can have a good thing going (painting), mess it up with impulsiveness (giant tree trunk in center of painting) but save it in the end with hard	1.1×	25k	5.5k	10
91	Oct 26, '17	Every tweet you write falls apart if you stare at it long enough.	1.1×	27k	4.1k	11
92	Nov 29, '17	When I was a kid we didn’t have Netflix or iPhones. When we wanted to watch something we’d close our eyes and press on them really hard.	1.1×	27k	3.8k	12
93	Aug 27, '17	gunshot loudness: 160 decibels Accidentally dropping down toilet seat rim: 8,000	1.1×	26k	4k	1
94	Oct 31, '17	Confession: while I’m annoyed by people who talk loudly/act obnoxiously in public, I secretly admire their lack of self consciousness.	1.0×	26k	4.1k	19
95	Nov 19, '17	Sometimes I sit and wonder if I’m friends with anyone who likes cinnamon gum.	1.0×	25k	3.2k	11
96	Dec 19, '17	-Instagram’s explore page- IG: hey here’s some videos of tubas Me: clicks on videos of tubas IG: Great! We’ll show you lots of videos of tubas from now on since you like them so	1.0×	28k	2.6k	14
97	Oct 17, '17	Stomach is tired from laughing, I’m overwhelmed by kindness from all, and I’m so grateful for the life in music You’ve given me. Thank you.	1.0×	28k	1.9k	2
98	Nov 27, '17	I unsubscribed from a bunch of email lists today, and now I’m kind of lonely and wondering what Zappos is up to.	0.9×	27k	2k	3
99	Oct 10, '17	Someone smoked in my hotel room. sniffs Six days ago. American Spirit, yellow pack. Two of them. Butane lighter.	0.9×	25k	2k	3
100	Oct 7, '17	I’m 39.965 years old. This is what we call a cliffhanger, ladies and gentlemen.	0.9×	25k	1.4k	0

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