| 1 | Oct 11, '23 | How did we reach Saudi now? | 115× | 7M | 16k | 3.6k | 1.2k |
| 2 | Jun 29, '24 | These kind of women can kill. | 78.8× | 4.8M | 97k | 6.7k | 5.5k |
| 3 | Apr 13, '25 | Happy birthday to the love of my life and my retirement plan. My babe fr fr. | 68.6× | 4.2M | 17k | 674 | 668 |
| 4 | Sep 5, '24 | Gender war but only women are dying. | 67.7× | 4.1M | 84k | 18k | 1.8k |
| 5 | Feb 7, '24 | God, we promise you two Nigerian politicians. Do this for us. | 56.6× | 3.5M | 12k | 2.9k | 282 |
| 6 | Jan 14, '25 | Her cheekbones will slice metal. | 52.9× | 3.2M | 10k | 797 | 492 |
| 7 | Apr 19, '25 | Okay but where will I buy bread? | 52.6× | 3.2M | 64k | 5.3k | 1.3k |
| 8 | Mar 9, '24 | During my final exams, I called my dad crying that I can’t study anymore. He told me to close that book & go to the mall. At the mall, I picked a dress. He said how much. I tol | 42.3× | 2.6M | 87k | 9.4k | 3.2k |
| 9 | Oct 16, '25 | There should be space for people living with disabilities. | 39.9× | 2.4M | 16k | 8k | 1.2k |
| 10 | Jun 29, '24 | Me, shocked at the consequences of my own actions. | 39.2× | 2.4M | 92k | 21k | 2.8k |
| 11 | May 18, '25 | The problem with being in places like this is the way my eyes will be bulging, you’ll just immediately know I’m a thief. | 34.2× | 2.1M | 43k | 3.1k | 1.2k |
| 12 | Sep 16, '23 | God, they want to kill me in the country you posted me to. | 33.9× | 2.1M | 12k | 2.2k | 517 |
| 13 | May 21, '25 | To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation. | 32× | 2M | 83k | 17k | 2.1k |
| 14 | Jan 3, '24 | Congrats on my new whip. | 24.5× | 1.5M | 13k | 2.2k | 489 |
| 15 | Jan 4, '24 | I made this video to apologize. I’m so sorry. | 24.5× | 1.5M | 20k | 4.9k | 1.1k |
| 16 | Jun 1, '25 | Morality is not the reason I choose to stay away from hard drugs. I just feel like my proximity to madness is closer than most people. I know I can easily run mad. | 24.3× | 1.5M | 40k | 7.5k | 3.1k |
| 17 | Feb 1, '24 | Cheating (solely) as payback for being cheated on just sounds like disrespecting your body for someone else’s stupidity. | 23.6× | 1.4M | 27k | 7.3k | 824 |
| 18 | Jan 4, '23 | I’m so weak. I wrote a script last year that I sent to a popular person. He asked if I was willing to sell it and I refused. I just saw that the script was shot without my consent. | 22.6× | 1.4M | 15k | 3.5k | 170 |
| 19 | Feb 7, '24 | We stand before you this night to donate 5 extra politicians! Take as you wish, Oh Lord!! | 20.5× | 1.3M | 24k | 7.2k | 312 |
| 20 | Jun 7, '25 | My brother, this afternoon, unprovoked. | 20.2× | 1.2M | 37k | 4.4k | 1k |
| 21 | Mar 9, '24 | I’m up like mad. I’m in Oshodi now waiting for them to open shop so I can price suit for our hangout. 🧍🏽♀️ | 20.1× | 1.2M | 12k | 1.8k | 162 |
| 22 | Feb 8, '24 | May their souls rest in peace o. I no get hand inside o 😭😭😭😭 | 18.8× | 1.2M | 12k | 1.5k | 190 |
| 23 | Nov 25, '24 | It gives you choices and choices are in fact everything. | 18.7× | 1.1M | 42k | 11k | 1k |
| 24 | Oct 3, '25 | about time I got in my modelling 👜 | 18.3× | 1.1M | 14k | 858 | 194 |
| 25 | Apr 14, '25 | Meanwhile, she’s my little sister? 🙂 | 18.3× | 1.1M | 11k | 606 | 256 |
| 26 | Nov 2, '23 | Your uncle has eaten like 16 moi-moi. You people don’t use to talk to him? | 18.1× | 1.1M | 16k | 4.4k | 293 |
| 27 | Nov 11, '24 | You can’t. | 17.5× | 1.1M | 11k | 1.7k | 724 |
| 28 | Dec 21, '22 | I know Mo Salah is somewhere ironing his pyjamas and putting bell on his Christmas tree. 😂 | 16.2× | 996k | 16k | 2.5k | 87 |
| 29 | Feb 26, '23 | Iyabo Ojo said yes, she chopped McOluomo’s money but she doesn’t support his candidate. Lmaoo. Is that woman mad? 😂😂😂 | 15.4× | 943k | 13k | 2k | 87 |
| 30 | Feb 8, '24 | And would EFCC not have picked you up for faking a kidnap and scamming Nigerians? | 14.7× | 904k | 12k | 3.3k | 123 |
| 31 | Oct 11, '25 | Just saw a crazy story on tiktok. Man married wife. Beat her so bad. She left him. He married second wife. A farmer from AkwaIbom. Tried to beat her. She beat the hell out of him. | 14.7× | 904k | 32k | 2.8k | 784 |
| 32 | Jan 9, '23 | DAVIDO IS COMING TO PICK MEEEE!!!!! | 14.6× | 897k | 11k | 1.7k | 69 |
| 33 | Feb 27, '23 | If I were this guy, no way I wouldn’t have entered Aso-Rock to cause small trouble that year. 🤭 | 12.4× | 762k | 9.1k | 1.8k | 56 |
| 34 | Jun 13, '24 | Such an elite insult because they’re saying the reason you’re stupid is because you’ve not eaten but you’re also too poor to eat anything but leftover eba. 10/10. 😭 | 12× | 735k | 10k | 2.4k | 432 |
| 35 | Mar 19, '25 | Even that japa, is it easy? It is not like you go abroad and they just hand you money and job. You lose years of your life staying in this country, you still lose years when you ja | 11.5× | 703k | 11k | 2.2k | 358 |
| 36 | Feb 25, '23 | I wish I was the one personally delivering the news to Atiks Baby. Me: On your mandate sir. We don get 2 for Apapa. Atiku: *throws koroba at me* 2 minutes later. Me: *enters with h | 11.2× | 684k | 12k | 2.5k | 63 |
| 37 | Jul 14, '25 | This bolt driver was telling me how he likes that I look gentle & Godfearing and I don’t look like I join this generation in drinking, smoking and clubbing. We got to my destin | 11.1× | 679k | 23k | 1.9k | 449 |
| 38 | Nov 6, '25 | Why are you 21 and your aso-ebi is 400k? How will your friends afford it? Sometime we ourselves promote fraud. | 11× | 672k | 12k | 2.1k | 265 |
| 39 | Sep 27, '25 | How you’ll know Opay has hacked the market is that I bought this pawpaw in traffic and paid through transfer to his Opay. | 10.7× | 653k | 16k | 907 | 166 |
| 40 | Mar 9, '24 | It’s not even 8 yet and I’m so nervous. What if she invites me to her house and I steal something? Oh God. Deja will now say, “Mummy I saw that lady put a frame in her bag” Deja pl | 10.5× | 645k | 9.9k | 1.2k | 141 |
| 41 | Feb 7, '25 | Not Valentine’s Day being on a Friday which means these fornicators can use the whole weekend to enjoy themselves. | 10.4× | 635k | 12k | 2.1k | 311 |
| 42 | Sep 8, '24 | View post on X | 10.3× | 630k | 15k | 2.7k | 494 |
| 43 | Jan 4, '24 | Me, waiting for rice to boil at 4am: Abi I should let them take him? | 9.6× | 586k | 12k | 2.4k | 177 |
| 44 | Mar 8, '23 | Pens Up! Sanwo Olu: | 9.0× | 553k | 8.9k | 2.8k | 51 |
| 45 | Nov 2, '25 | Are you guys okay? 😭😭😭 | 8.8× | 538k | 12k | 1.2k | 298 |
| 46 | Nov 30, '24 | 5k likes and I’ll recreate 🤭 | 8.5× | 522k | 17k | 674 | 170 |
| 47 | Aug 9, '25 | Sexual indiscipline will ruin your life. | 8.4× | 518k | 14k | 3.3k | 441 |
| 48 | Aug 25, '24 | When she grows up and starts lamenting about being a first daughter, someone will now come and tell her it’s not that deep. | 8.4× | 514k | 13k | 2.1k | 516 |
| 49 | Apr 6, '25 | 💞 | 8.2× | 502k | 24k | 1.5k | 206 |
| 50 | Sep 1, '24 | If you close your eyes a little, he looks 52. Send him to jail. | 7.7× | 473k | 11k | 2.4k | 138 |
| 51 | Jun 6, '24 | 🎂🫒🕶️ | 7.7× | 471k | 22k | 2.4k | 244 |
| 52 | Aug 31, '24 | Out for my girl and the love of her life 🍊 | 7.3× | 448k | 12k | 669 | 115 |
| 53 | Mar 20, '25 | My brother son has not smiled since they gave birth to him. It’s been 8 weeks. | 7.2× | 444k | 9.3k | 660 | 129 |
| 54 | Sep 1, '24 | Please donate to this little girl. Anything at all. | 7.1× | 436k | 11k | 9.4k | 199 |
| 55 | Sep 1, '24 | If you can commit adult crime, you should be able to collect adult punishment. Wdym you raped and beat a girl??? Straight to prison. | 7.0× | 432k | 23k | 5k | 265 |
| 56 | Oct 23, '24 | They didn’t serve food at some of you people’s naming ceremony and it shows. | 7.0× | 432k | 11k | 2.7k | 151 |
| 57 | Dec 21, '24 | Funke Akindele took her cast abroad too? 😭😭😭 Plis how can I act in her next film? 🤲🏾 | 6.9× | 421k | 11k | 801 | 113 |
| 58 | Nov 9, '25 | 🌸 | 6.7× | 410k | 17k | 827 | 86 |
| 59 | Aug 2, '24 | That one person that didn’t contribute to the group project but wants their name on it. Iydgtfoh | 5.6× | 345k | 9.2k | 1.1k | 124 |
| 60 | Feb 7, '25 | Me, waking up everyday and seeing I’m still in Nigeria. | 5.4× | 334k | 10k | 2.2k | 217 |
| 61 | Jun 6, '25 | Eid Mubarakkkk & Happy Birthday to me and my community. 💫 | 5.4× | 334k | 19k | 1.7k | 99 |
| 62 | Mar 24, '25 | She’s so right to cry because at 22, you should be fucking allowed to be a baby instead hustling like a mad person. | 4.9× | 298k | 12k | 2.1k | 406 |
| 63 | Mar 28, '24 | I was on a panel and I mentioned my comic book. Mr. Macaroni offered to pay for 50 copies to be given out. Taaooma also said she’d pay for 50. When I got off the stage, Craze Clown | 4.8× | 293k | 9.3k | 1.2k | 38 |
| 64 | Jun 20, '25 | Nah he’s not just happy to be there, he’s grateful 😂😂😂😂😂 | 4.6× | 280k | 11k | 1.1k | 140 |
| 65 | Nov 21, '24 | I finally got my account back and I just want to say thank you for all the love and support you showed me. From Zikoko to Pulse to people doing amazing things in their respective f | 4.5× | 275k | 13k | 1.9k | 74 |
| 66 | Jan 16, '24 | *stares in dollars* | 4.4× | 269k | 12k | 783 | 40 |
| 67 | Jun 6, '24 | Keep being the bad girl you are. | 4.2× | 258k | 12k | 939 | 90 |
| 68 | Dec 31, '24 | I was dragged by dirty, musty people this year, bodyshamed and bullied. People stood by me and fought for me and for that, I am grateful. Guess who will be stepping on more necks n | 4.0× | 243k | 10k | 1.4k | 85 |
| 69 | Sep 4, '24 | ✨Shokolate and caramel ouuuu weeeee✨ | 3.2× | 198k | 9.5k | 656 | 40 |
| 70 | Jul 26, '25 | My chest wan cut BUT WE FOKING DID IT 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 | 3.2× | 197k | 17k | 764 | 42 |
| 71 | May 18, '25 | 🥥🐻 | 3.1× | 191k | 10k | 513 | 31 |
| 72 | Nov 18, '20 | Meeting of the Association of Army Wives (Ikeja Division) Leader: I know it is hard but our husbands are out there fighting for the safety of our nation! Women: *Nod* Me: (Nods and | 3.1× | 0 | 14k | 6.6k | 677 |
| 73 | Nov 3, '22 | My younger brother is getting married next week. Please I need hot responses that I will give the aunties that will ask when I’m getting married. Hot responses o. The kind that wil | 3.1× | 0 | 23k | 3.7k | 1.4k |
| 74 | Apr 1, '25 | … a slow, long drawn out, painful death. | 2.9× | 181k | 12k | 2.4k | 69 |
| 75 | Mar 21, '25 | Out for Auntie Funke Akindele ✨ | 2.9× | 175k | 10k | 447 | 61 |
| 76 | May 31, '25 | Out for HerVest. | 2.4× | 149k | 10k | 406 | 40 |
| 77 | Oct 29, '25 | My entire feed is #justiceforochanya and it’s good. That’s the only thing I want to see. 👍🏾 | 2.3× | 143k | 10k | 4.4k | 28 |
| 78 | Jul 19, '22 | Waking up at 1pm in my 7th husband’s house. | 2.3× | 0 | 16k | 3.9k | 195 |
| 79 | Dec 14, '20 | Me as a brain surgeon. This your head no gree close again o. | 2.3× | 0 | 16k | 4.1k | 129 |
| 80 | Nov 13, '22 | Thank you for all your suggestions. We did it. Family meeting is nextweek. | 2.2× | 0 | 16k | 3.5k | 505 |
| 81 | Jan 1, '21 | Wo, me I'm tired. | 2.0× | 0 | 10k | 4.9k | 323 |
| 82 | Dec 3, '22 | I just realized having a car is part of skin care. 😂 | 2.0× | 0 | 17k | 2.9k | 170 |
| 83 | May 10, '21 | Me, as a married woman, when my husband vex and refuses to eat my food. "Dapo... Dapo, should I eat your meat?" | 2.0× | 0 | 14k | 3.7k | 102 |
| 84 | Dec 11, '20 | It is 1AM and I'm walking through the forest, holding a calabash. Baba is behind me. Baba: *Shakes shekere* Turn right! No! Left! Me: *side eye* Baba: Turn anoda left! Me: *Stops a | 1.8× | 0 | 9.3k | 3.6k | 276 |
| 85 | Jan 1, '21 | Omo, if I date Dangote, na everyday I go dey bring proposal. Dangote: *sleeping* Me: *Frowns* Dangote: *sleeping* Me: *Squeezes paper in his ear* Dangote: What happen again! Me: Aw | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 3.1k | 57 |
| 86 | May 1, '22 | After 30 days of fasting, Iya Waris. | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 2.5k | 162 |
| 87 | Oct 30, '22 | They put only me in a room to do assessment. So obviously, I opened Google on my phone. When I saw the CCTV, I whispered sorry and started rubbing my hands together like this. 🙏🏽 | 1.6× | 0 | 12k | 2.9k | 244 |
| 88 | Jun 9, '25 | 🍫 | 1.6× | 99k | 10k | 625 | 37 |
| 89 | Dec 9, '20 | Bank Manager: Why do you want a loan? Me: *sighs* Do you like as I'm using N200 to buy bread everyday? B.M: You want to collect loan to buy bread? Me: *Shakes head* I want to open | 1.6× | 0 | 10k | 3k | 71 |
| 90 | Aug 19, '21 | I know I'm a Muslim but you people should not bury me the same day I die. I fit dey catch cruise. 🤲🏾 | 1.6× | 0 | 11k | 2.6k | 81 |
| 91 | Dec 6, '22 | If I had a dragon, I’ll be cooking party jollof everyday. Any small thing, *pack firewood* Oya Vhagar, sha na si | 1.5× | 0 | 12k | 2.5k | 117 |
| 92 | Mar 10, '21 | If you're on a bad date and you want someone to come and shout, "Daddy Dapo! Is this the business meeting you have in Abuja?!" It's N9,500. | 1.5× | 0 | 10k | 3.1k | 81 |
| 93 | Feb 28, '21 | "If I was Chioma, I'll change it for Davdio". Change your toothbrush first, Suliya. | 1.4× | 0 | 10k | 2.7k | 15 |
| 94 | Dec 13, '22 | Ladies, did you ever, at one point, think you were ugly? And then, crossed a certain age and immediately started seeing how beautiful you are and how you ever even conceived the th | 1.4× | 0 | 9.6k | 1.6k | 318 |
| 95 | Sep 9, '22 | On this date, I was the meal. | 1.3× | 0 | 13k | 899 | 93 |
| 96 | Dec 13, '22 | I was completing my bachelors in India and every day, I would be bullied. Lmaoo. One person asked me if my Google was black. Or they’d steal my foundation & do black face. And | 1.2× | 0 | 9.6k | 1.7k | 309 |
| 97 | Jan 26, '21 | Today is my dad's 60th birthday. The money they gave me to call trumpet people, I used it to play odds & ticket cut. So, I used the remaining to buy suya and miranda to console | 1.2× | 0 | 10k | 1.4k | 16 |
| 98 | Dec 12, '22 | When he’s asking what my favourite colour is but I’m wondering if the N100 in my bag can carry me to Ojota. | 1.2× | 0 | 9.2k | 1.8k | 77 |
| 99 | Jun 6, '21 | Cameraman say na 150k for birthday shoot. So, I on camera phone. | 1.1× | 0 | 8.7k | 1.2k | 20 |
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