HLTCO

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I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon -

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1Jun 28, '24That prison officer video is one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen. Saw people talking about, thought “It can’t be that bad!” watched it, couldn’t believe my eyes. Happily on ca84.2×28.3M59k1.9k13k
2Aug 21, '23I saw this tweet first thing this morning because of trolls having a pop at a bloke who was out watching his team and talking about it passionately. His name is Nathan West and he’33.4×11.2M26k2.2k367
3Jul 31, '25Interesting leg tattoo, that.28.5×9.6M114k4k3.7k
4Jul 28, '24One of the most satisfying videos you’ll ever see.25.3×8.5M74k4.3k3.8k
5Jul 9, '24“I’m partial.” Absolutely done me. 😂23.2×7.8M37k2.6k3.2k
6Sep 14, '24Football’s back ❤️21.5×7.2M68k3.7k5.1k
7Feb 21, '23Watford’s Ken Sema scored twice in their win over West Brom last night. He suffers with a stammer but still comes out and conducts post-match interviews in front of the cameras whe21.3×7.1M79k5.3k1.1k
8Jan 6, '25This remains one of the most aesthetically pleasing things I’ve ever seen. Perfection.20.6×6.9M101k4k4k
9Jul 21, '24I’ll be honest, I’ve never watched Hurling in my life but the run here, the atmosphere, all of it. Superb. Might have to give it a proper go.18.9×6.3M27k1.1k2.7k
10Sep 21, '23Well, this is just superb on every level.18.1×6.1M29k1.7k1k
11Jun 12, '24Kylian Mbappe’s English is impeccable.16.8×5.7M33k2.6k3.5k
12Aug 9, '23This VAR decision in Ligue 1 has been broadcast with total transparency and clarity over the decision making process for those watching. It’s a real breath of fresh air compared to15.5×5.2M28k3.7k987
13Nov 13, '23The final “twat” on this is still up there with the greatest deliveries of a single word in British TV history.15.4×5.2M38k2.8k2k
14Apr 27, '25Mission shithousery: Completed. You have to rate the dedication.14.3×4.8M56k3.2k2.1k
15Aug 27, '23Solid from James Maddison. Very solid.14.2×4.8M34k1.5k687
16Aug 29, '23Blackburn’s Ryan Hedges, that is filthy.14×4.7M52k4.1k779
17Jul 17, '23I think you’ll find it’s this actually.13.8×4.6M24k2.2k1.1k
18Sep 29, '24This bloke won 1,000,000 Czech Koruna (£33,000) for scoring this from the halfway line at half-time in Sparta Prague’s game yesterday.13.8×4.6M31k968781
19Feb 12, '25No prizes for guessing what James Tarkowski is going to be getting up to when he’s home. 😂13.8×4.6M23k1.1k2.7k
20Aug 15, '23This very much feels like Sandro Tonali has asked his teammates for restaurant recommendations and they’ve told him that Spoons is the height of sophistication.13.6×4.6M26k568235
21Jan 31, '23This clip of Napoli’s President trying to get away from their ground by car after they beat Roma to go 13 points clear at the top of Serie A is fantastic content.13.1×4.4M52k4.8k1.6k
22Sep 4, '24Scott Carson turned 39 yesterday. He joined Manchester City, initially on loan as their third choice keeper in 2019 and has been there ever since, having last played in March of 2013.1×4.4M25k9321.5k
23Dec 20, '24I’ve never heard it called that. Have I completely missed a piece of footballing parlance for 35 years?12.7×4.2M29k6641k
24Feb 13, '25If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old 12.5×4.2M127k12k1.8k
25Jan 26, '24A ball-boy fully rattling him by sarcastically clapping as he walked past is up there for me.12.5×4.2M34k2.1k1k
26Oct 4, '24The voice change at 14 seconds does me in every time.12.5×4.2M22k9773.5k
27Jul 2, '25The audacity.12.3×4.1M27k1.2k1.5k
28Jan 10, '23Honestly, having @laura_woodsy take the time to say this about me on national radio is mind-blowing. Thank you so, so much. You’re a legend. ❤️12.2×4.1M22k578425
29Feb 22, '25Mateta’s run here is a joke; I can’t get over it.12×4M55k2.1k1.5k
30Jul 25, '24The 3rd minute of a pre-season friendly. Magnificent.11.6×3.9M30k1k1.4k
31Oct 15, '25Incredible scenes. None of them even needed a beer to kick off. That’s proper hatred.11.5×3.9M60k4.3k3.4k
32Mar 16, '25“It’s one of the best days of my life; they deserve it. I said, for them this is like the World Cup. People who’ve died, people who’ve grown up and they’ve not seen Newcastle as Ch10.9×3.7M35k2.2k2.6k
33Jan 31, '24The little touch of the nose to try and cover it 😂10.8×3.6M23k669413
34Nov 28, '24Rod Stewart smashing one into the top corner from 35 yards.10.3×3.4M30k9901k
35Aug 9, '25Pleasing stuff from Tyrone Mings here.10.2×3.4M59k2k1.2k
36Mar 2, '25This could be the most “MLS” thing of all-time. 😂9.8×3.3M46k1.4k1.1k
37Jun 30, '24Incredibly solid life advice from Roy Keane.9.6×3.2M35k4.4k4.8k
38Feb 24, '25Wrong. It’s this.9.1×3M24k1.4k3k
39Nov 5, '25I can’t possibly imagine who this award might have been invented for. 🙃8.9×3M23k1.1k729
40Feb 17, '25This angle of Matias Soulé’s free-kick for Roma away at Parma yesterday is absolute filth.8.5×2.9M24k797767
41Jun 8, '23I’ve only just seen this clip of David Moyes and his Dad. You’d have to be dead inside not to smile at that. His old man is 87 and it’s Moyes’ first ever major trophy. Lovely stuff8.4×2.8M46k2.3k361
42Apr 15, '24This Ipswich strike won the EFL Goal of the Season last night. The most obvious winner of an award in the history of award ceremonies.8.3×2.8M43k3.2k1.3k
43Jul 8, '24Simply superb content from England & Ivan Toney.8.3×2.8M40k2.1k2.4k
44Mar 2, '25Diego Simeone absolutely loving Conor Gallagher putting in two big tackles. What a manager he is. 😂8.3×2.8M25k573804
45Jan 14, '25Outrageous shithousery from Sol Campbell.8.1×2.7M30k2.8k3.4k
46Jan 31, '23I’ve only known about 30-year-old Reims boss Will Still for 24 hours and I’m already obsessed with his career arc. The man doesn’t just speak fluent English and French, he does it 7.8×2.6M25k1.2k1.1k
47Mar 21, '25Eze’s touch from his chest to his head on 10 seconds is just outrageous. 🤧7.8×2.6M23k6161k
48Mar 13, '25Luis Enrique: “My daughter came to live with us for 9 wonderful years. We have a thousand memories of her; incredible things. My mum didn’t have pictures of her until I said “Mum y7.7×2.6M35k1.3k1.3k
49Feb 4, '25This video of a grandfather watching Botafogo win their first ever Copa Libertadores with his family is a truly beautiful thing.7.3×2.5M29k1.9k1.6k
50Sep 6, '25A belter of an analogy, let’s be honest.6.8×2.3M27k9242.9k
51Mar 21, '23View post on X6.5×2.2M25k1.5k309
52Oct 6, '25Ethan Mbappe looking up to the stands, spotting his brother Kylian and doing his celebration after scoring against PSG. That must be some feeling.6.0×2M31k870792
53Oct 8, '25The 35 second delay after FotMob will destroy people.5.9×2M23k477332
54Mar 30, '25So many comments calling this tinpot; it’s the first trophy in 70 years for a one club city. They’ve been desperate for a day like this, lots of their fans have lived and died neve5.9×2M36k2.4k223
55Mar 19, '25Andy Carroll has scored a goal every 134 minutes for Bordeaux which is better than SIX out of seven attackers Thomas Tuchel picked in his first England squad this season. ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢�5.8×2M26k437240
56Jun 9, '25The French badge on their chest. That’s all that matters unless you’re an absolute wrong’un.5.7×1.9M23k384335
57Aug 21, '25If you remove emotion from the Ebere Eze deal, getting £67.5m for a 27-year-old who has been an ever-present and transformational presence in our first team for 5 years, scoring pi5.7×1.9M29k1.6k536
58May 17, '25I FUCKING LOVE MY FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5.6×1.9M31k920173
59Jan 29, '23A tin foil FA Cup with a flap that was lifted up as soon as the BBC cameras went onto it. Inventive to say the least.5.6×1.9M31k1.7k142
60Sep 10, '25Pretty much everything you see of Harry Kane points towards him being a genuinely sound bloke. He could have just passed that cap over to Djed Spence with empty platitudes but you 5.5×1.9M23k8171.5k
61Sep 21, '25Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.5.5×1.9M34k7k3.3k
62Oct 3, '20I see a 73-year-old man doing his best to take part in a knee of respect rather than use his age as an excuse not to. Respect from me.5.4×0107k13k331
63Jun 21, '23Grealish makes a good point here, he’s spent close to a full year playing non-stop football and won the treble. He’s had 3-4 days on the beers and some people have lost their minds5.3×1.8M22k1.1k380
64May 6, '24This is an all timer.5.1×1.7M25k1.5k3.1k
65Dec 15, '24That Mike Dean “not in a game like this” comment speaks volumes about the way games are officiated.5.0×1.7M32k2.4k437
66Sep 10, '24A magnificent Lampardian transition here. Textbook.5.0×1.7M24k564610
67Jan 16, '24With Mourinho being sacked at Roma, this feels like a clip worth revisiting. Like him or loathe him, it’s a lovely little moment.4.7×1.6M26k2.3k1.3k
68Oct 20, '24Love him or loathe him, Jamie Vardy’s career long dedication to boiling the piss of opposition fans is a lesson in consistency. He doesn’t care who it is, any opportunity will be g4.1×1.4M26k1.7k404
69Nov 6, '24My timeline is: Trump Trump Advert Gary Barlow’s son Trump Harris Trump Advert Advert Trump Gary Barlow’s son Gary Barlow’s son Advert for Barlow’s son Trump Barlow’s son’s face on3.8×1.3M39k1.8k396
70May 21, '25Gareth Bale has won so much, he’s clapping the eventual Europa League winning goal like he’s just seen someone hold serve at Wimbledon. Some bloke.3.6×1.2M31k709604
71Oct 9, '25You say history, I say fucking shambles.3.5×1.2M28k70998
72May 17, '25Best day of my fucking life.3.5×1.2M34k684162
73Jul 4, '24Just took 93yr mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for Adam Wharton to get some minutes at the Euros?” A cheer went up from waiting voter3.4×1.1M29k962291
74Oct 30, '25The balls to send this tweet pre-match have to be admired.3.1×1M46k1.7k648
75Jan 1, '25These are the stats we need. Bravo.2.9×974k30k945208
76Sep 27, '25An incredibly inventive way to tell people you haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. Fair play.2.9×959k27k503152
77May 5If you fancy giving either one of the podcasts a go for a month or so to see if they’re up your street, you’d be making a genuinely massive difference to me in keeping this all goi2.7×919k1393414
78Jan 7, '22“Tranmere Rovers losing out to Aston Villa on Coutinho is laughable. Every club has the same 24 hours to get deals over the line, it’s just a case of how much you want it.”2.5×053k3.9k215
79May 31, '25Imagine how Luis Enrique felt when that was unfurled? Must have been so emotional.2.4×814k24k772251
80Jun 12, '24Man spends his own money on a holiday with his friends. Give it a fucking rest, you utter parasites.2.3×775k23k1k101
81Jan 30, '19This photo looks like it was taken in 1982.2.1×039k6.5k38
82Feb 12, '22It’s still absolutely mad to me that ice hockey just randomly stops for 2-3 minutes from time to time to let two blokes have a proper scrap whilst the referees stand there as passi2.0×041k3.6k484
83Feb 12, '21Yes mate, it’s called “defending”.1.9×042k2.4k73
84Aug 22, '20I prefer not to speak.1.9×033k6.3k202
85Nov 27, '21If Brighton fans are starting to think they’re better than Graham Potter, they’ve lost the plot.1.7×036k2.3k223
86Jul 16, '20Even Meghan has had enough of seeing 3 defensive midfielders starting every week.1.5×032k2.3k127
87Apr 20, '21I really didn’t expect to see James Corden speaking so passionately and coherently about the shambles that is the European Super League but here we are...1.5×024k4.4k906
88Feb 8, '21Micah Richards is the only man on planet earth capable of softening Roy Keane’s soul.1.4×029k2.2k449
89Nov 24, '21I can’t think of a single football fan I know who wants “Super Bowl-style” entertainment” at half-time. You get a pie, you moan about your defending at set-pieces, the game carries1.4×031k2.1k63
90Apr 18, '21Gary Neville, I salute you.1.4×026k3.7k212
91Mar 4, '22Roberto Carlos now plays for a Sunday League team in Shropshire, tonight he’s been out on the beers with his teammates and decided to FaceTime Sergio Ramos. Golden content.1.4×028k2.4k315
92Apr 13, '22Diego Simeone’s Atleti side embody everything in a side that commentators say “we don’t want to see” when in actual fact, millions of us absolutely bloody love it.1.4×028k2.1k120
93Sep 15, '22The chemistry these four have every time they’re on air together is infectious. Enjoy.1.3×022k2.3k2k
94Feb 1, '22“I was 20 yesterday; today I’m 56. Time flies and I think you will regret it if you don’t reach as high as you can reach.” Forget Dele Alli, Jose Mourinho’s got me sitting here sta1.3×023k3.2k1.2k
95Sep 10, '19Sky Sports minimum cost: £40 per month BT Sport minimum cost: £30 pm Premier Sports cost: £11.99 pm Amazon Prime cost: £7.99 pm Total cost per month: £89.98 At close to £100 a mont1.3×023k3.3k250
96Jun 7, '21There isn't a single England player who takes the knee because they "want to replace capitalism with a new Marxist Communist order" they do it because they're sick of seeing their 1.2×024k2.5k119
97Oct 5, '20The greatest Deadline Day image of all-time?1.2×023k2.4k135
98Feb 1, '21The single greatest Deadline Day image of all-time...1.0×022k1.4k173
99Jan 10, '22VAR being present in certain FA Cup games and not in others is wrong to me. It should be a blanket rule across the entire competition.1.0×022k1k21

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