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Geno Bonnalie

@GenoBonnalie72k followers

Caddie on the PGA Tour: I cry at videos of soldiers coming home to their families & when we're penalized for having 15 clubs in the bag

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1May 22, '23Alright, friends...it's time. Follow this thread for updates147×3.5M3.2k4486
2May 22, '23Hahaha! What a front 9. I've always wanted my own scorecard graphic like this. Envisioned it looking different 😝81×1.9M5.5k7613
3Nov 29, '23Welcome to winter golf in Northern Idaho69.4×1.7M5.1k197138
4Jun 9, '23Hey, @Joel_Dahmen. Your fans have spoken63.7×1.5M3.3k21259
5Mar 21, '23This was fun58.2×1.4M3.7k5138
6May 21, '23Alright, Friends...I get to tee it at Oak Hill tomorrow morning. @Joel_Dahmen set the o/u at 84.5. I think I'm taking the over?? I'll keep a thread with updates. Place your bets 😝55.2×1.3M2.7k1955
7Jun 18, '23This morning on Fathers Day, I got to witness the miracle of life...by a rat, actively giving birth in our Blackstone You're welcome for the attire41.3×983k1.6k1314
8Nov 1, '23Today at the dump another truck pulled up, tossed these bad boys on to the floor and drove off. I didn't get a look at the driver...either an angry spouse or an angry golfer 😝32.9×782k2.2k3317
9Feb 18, '23Joel Dahmen 2nd Rd. Of Genesis hole 18. "Thank you for not always wanting to shake my hand after the round. I'm with you 7 hours a day. The last thing I need is for you to touch me28.7×684k3.5k394
10Mar 19, '232023 Valspar Championship 4th Rd. Joel to me: "If you were actually going to caddie for me today, what club would you suggest I hit here?" (Apparently I wasn't very helpful today) 23.8×565k1.8k255
11Nov 18, '23You're welcome20.2×481k1.5k4422
12Oct 22, '23One day in 3rd grade I was walking to school and I found the perfect stick. It was straight, aprox 35" in length, perfect diameter for swinging/hitting things, and the bark was lef18.9×450k70493
13May 2, '23Hey, @TigerWoods:16.9×401k1.5k183
14Mar 4, '23This is gonna be fun...our dinner convo tonight. Please chime in, and be kind: top 5 athletes of all time...16.6×396k61854
15Feb 23, '23I have an important announcement... @aboutgolfsims @pxg13.5×321k1.8k1415
16Sep 11, '23In the 16 years that we've been married, I have seen my wife play golf 6 times. I have seen her "buzzed" twice. On September 4th, 2023, the perfect storm happened... (Couples Chapm11.8×281k1.5k2620
17Aug 5, '23Shane Lowry on the putting green this morning: "I saw that we were either going to be paired with you guys or Gary [Woodland], and I thought...man, I hope we get paired with Gary."9.7×230k85260
18Jan 17, '23The only time I've ever bested @joeldahmen at anything. I had to commemorate it. Thank you @caseyjonesgolf. I LOVE it8.5×203k882108
19Mar 4, '231st Round of AP Invitational. 5th hole of the tournament after making triple: Joel: "did you see that article that @DataGolf put out about Garbage time?" Me: "yeah" Joel: "I think 8.5×202k746204
20May 21, '23This is how to properly prepare for a major championship venue6.8×161k62742
21Mar 7, '21After challenging some guys on Twitter to $100 Nassau, Joel spent the next 36 hours consuming 87 whiteclaws. This morning on the way to the course he looked at me with bloodshot ey6.6×04k883
22Oct 12, '24Last year at Torrey Pines Joel had some people walking around with us inside the ropes. I got to talking to one of the guys (super nice). He introduced himself as Dave...I said, "w6.3×151k1.7k3516
23Feb 3, '23I'm constantly surrounded by people who are so unbelievably talented at what they do, but sometimes I feel like "I could hit that shot" Then there's @benrector and @charleskelleyla6.3×151k6474016
24Jul 17, '21The Open Championship Rd. 3 hole 11. Standing over a 5 footer for par-Joel backs off. I walk in and ask: “you good”? Joel: “no, I’m going to miss this putt. I just can’t decide if 6.1×03.6k16613
26Jan 5, '22"Try to get to hole 18 an hour early to get a good seat" @Sentry_TOC #SentryTOC4.9×02.8k10121
27Mar 28, '21Joel sent me this text prior to our flight Monday morning. And yes, I have 1067 unread texts. I’ll do my best to respond 🍻 Woooo!!4.8×02.8k894
28May 2, '23I always knew that caddying and being really really really ridiculously good looking would some day lead me to this...being a professional underwear model. @saxxunderwear #TheBallM4.8×114k641268
29Sep 6, '21I'm not a bragger, but i'm about to brag...i've been playing in my favorite tournament on Labor Day for the last 23 years, and this week I finally took home the W. 💪🏻 67-68 🍻4.8×03k202
30Jan 31, '22For a caddie, lodging near Pebble can be a little expensive...But not when you divide that shit by 4!!4.7×02.6k698
32Jul 8, '19Looking for some pointers. I feel like I can get 5-10 more yards with proper technique4.1×01.7k19719
33May 6, '22Joel was kind enough to donate a golf bag to a local auction. A family bought it for their son Brock's birthday who is a big Joel Dahmen fan: I love this @Joel_Dahmen4.1×02.5k554
34May 17, '21Caddie Cribs 2021 PGA Championship Edition:4.1×02.3k9323
35Feb 14, '212021 ATT Final Rd. Sung Kang to Joel on the 1st tee: “My friends told me I should push you off a cliff”3.9×02.3k805
36Jan 14, '22The hot dog didn't really work on the front, so he elected to go w/ a Mt. Dew at the turn...that didn't really work either. #proathlete3.7×02.2k323
37Jun 14, '22Another Major, another gem of a place to lay my head (Note, those boxes did not contain blankets or pillows)3.7×01.9k396
38Apr 30, '22My wife just said (at 11:22am) "I am the Marshawn Lynch of margaritas." Im not entirely sure what that means, but I think I get it. Also. She's awesome3.6×02.2k475
39Feb 11, '24This week at the #WMPO feels like hunting season. Wake up at 0430 every day. Put on all the clothes you own. Try to get everyone around you to be quiet. Make your way through the "3.6×85k619102
40Jan 13, '22Bet the farm on my man today:3.5×02k847
41Dec 3, '202020 RSM Rd 3 (honorable mention) Me. 175 pin. Perfect 7i J: what about a smash 8? Me: 7i goes 175. It’s perfect J: I’m gonna hit 8 Me: I think.... J:..Stop talking... Me: 🤭 J: hi3.1×01.8k588
42Jul 4, '212021 Rocket Mortgage Rd. 4. *Hole 1-Joel short sided in green side bunker. Hits it to tap in* Jason Day: “great shot!” Joel: “thanks, I just watched one of your YouTube videos on h3.0×01.8k743
43Mar 21, '21The #1 question I get asked when people find out I caddie for a job: “How much money do you make?” A thread...3.0×01.5k10867
44Dec 4, '20Lots of good stuff from today’s round:3.0×01.7k833
45Mar 13, '25When I first met my (now) wife, the only thing I could think of to say was "you're tall" Today asked my 11yo son about his day... We Bonnalie's are SMOOTH2.9×68k1.1k48
46May 25, '21This isn’t Twitter ready, but whatever...I had plans to do something better with it, but I’m too lazy. I wrote this a while back... If Dr. Seuss wrote a book on being a caddie:2.6×01.3k11331
47Sep 15, '20I survived!2.6×01.4k654
49Jun 29, '20Hi, @Bushnell I sent in my rangefinder for repair and received a note that it was beyond repair and needed replaced ($374). I figured I might as well give it a go. It took me about2.5×01.4k372
50Dec 5, '202020 Mayakoba Rd. 3. No quote today, but a story instead: Before the round, Joel was messing around putting like Happy Gilmore. Split handed-right hand way down the grip. He was ma2.4×01.4k603
51Feb 9, '22When you arrive late and have 2 min to warm up:2.4×01.4k344
52Feb 27, '22Someday, I'm going to live in an actual house and miss this, but until that time...This is my current life Also, I just got hit in the face with a rubber chicken, and my wife is dr2.4×01.4k81
53Feb 13, '22Dreams do come true2.4×01.4k310
54Jun 14, '19Today on 10, Joel called me in to read a putt...I had it just outside right. He looked at me and said “it breaks right, dipshit” And you guys thought Spieth was mean 😝2.3×01.3k970
55Jul 25, '22The toughest part of the job2.3×01.4k150
56Feb 13, '212021 ATT Pro-Am Rd 3 *Hole 16. 3rd shot from a bunker* Me: I think the only way to get this one close is to fly it past and spin it in there Joel: “who the F do you think I am? Jor2.0×01.2k303
57Jun 23, '19Today on 16 Joel had about 8’ for birdie. He looked up at me, locked eyes and said “This is how we do it in the pro’s” and rolled it in without looking. If he isn’t your favorite p2.0×01.1k880
58Oct 11, '22Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you LITERALLY one of the most talented golf ball whackers on the planet; @Joel_Dahmen1.9×01.1k342
59Jul 16, '19I’ve been in Northern Ireland for 36 hours and have used the term “wee” when referring to something small, called a guy “mate”, and said “cheers” instead of thank you. Pretty sure 1.9×01k621
60May 12, '21Stay in your lane, Jim.1.8×01.1k101
61Aug 17, '22One time on Twitter, a guy said I was a bad caddie. This expression of his feelings could have potentially cost me millions in future earnings...what if Rory reads that? He's going1.8×01.1k73
62Dec 6, '202020 Mayakoba Rd. 4 (Prior to the round) Me: Are you really going to putt like that? J: why not? I make everything Me: yeah, and you look super cool J: You think I care about how I1.8×01.1k290
64Mar 10, '21Rory talked to me prior to my caddie shot on 17 today. I had a little rush of blood go to my [club]head and hit it too far. Sorry to let down both of my fans1.7×01.1k111
65Jun 20, '22Joel's Clubs- ✅ Joel's shoes- ✅ Joel's glove- ✅ Joel's talent- ❌1.7×01.1k90
66Apr 3, '21I may or may not have booked booked a flight home with 5 holes left to play today1.7×01.1k160
67May 13, '21Shoot your shot:1.6×01k61
68Apr 14, '22In IG when aimlessly scrolling videos, how do I make it so I no longer have to see videos of "the perfect eye color for me" or "which state I should move to", or "how symmetrical i1.6×0959192
69Jun 18, '22Any time you can start your day at an establishment that starts in "Mc" you know it's going to be a great one1.5×090680
70Apr 13, '25I have never had the pleasure of playing Augusta National, but I can say with a high degree of certainty, that it would take me 14+ strokes to complete holes 10-111.5×36k70313
71Oct 15, '21Caddie Cribs HOME Edition (2 parts) Anyone who sends me a better/worse Cribs video, I'll give tickets to a tournament of their choosing (non-major), and some SWAG Yes, I actually l1.5×08112315
72May 1, '21If my house was on fire, and I could save 1 thing (other than my family) this would be it:1.5×093141
73Mar 14, '22I'm told they're updating this years trophy... (I have talented friends @dr_goodwords )1.5×0879190
74May 13, '22Hey, Golf Digest...you missed one:1.4×0898110
75Dec 26, '20We had a blind bourbon taste test tonight. The HANDS DOWN winner was Weller. Also, I think the worst rated was the most expensive. Also, I may or may not be intoxicated. Merry Chri1.4×07091319
76Sep 29, '22Happy Birthday, wife. Since I'm so cheap, this is all you get...😘 @hollsballs19841.4×0820101
77Feb 2, '22Chipotle every day for lunch in the caddie tent...Awesome The aftermath of Chipotle everyday for lunch when sharing a room w/ 4 dudes...Not awesome1.3×0808140
78Feb 1, '20To the dudes behind 16 green today chanting “Geno has a mangina”, y’all are awesome. Looking forward to the ruckus this weekend1.3×0826202
79Jan 23, '212021 American Express Rd 2 *trying to hit a stock 7 iron that finishes 5 left of the pin” “This shot is much easier when I’ve had 8 Whiteclaws”1.3×0773250
80Jan 9, '22I hope these Hawaiian themed under britches bring us good luck. We only need to shoot 51 today to be in contention. @Sentry_TOC1.3×077331
81Jul 10, '22"Hey Dad?" "Yeah, buddy?" "What do you call it when you get those stones in your penis and can't pee?" "Kidney stones." "So does that just mean your penis is so big it drags on the1.3×0768188
82Apr 25, '21I need Twitter’s help...I really want an @Uncrustables sponsorship. How can we make this happen? I’ll show up at corporate events. I’ll give lessons to awful golfers. I’ll go on TV1.3×0678420
83Aug 9, '21I’ve got (what feels like) a 72 hour layover in Denver. Instead of a Q and A, I’m going to list all the stuff I absolutely LOVE getting to see up close and personal as a giant golf1.2×06183518
84Jun 24, '22And y'all wonder why I sleep in cheap places...1.2×0671109
85Mar 22, '21I used to go to WalMart and buy a rotisserie chicken and a pack of tortillas and cheese, and travel with a frying pan and a hot plate. I could eat these everyday...I think Joel got1.2×073951
86Oct 3, '19I knew we were in for a great Pro-Am when our partner took the headcover off his Square Strike from 80 yards and gave it a full rip1.2×0698291
87Nov 28, '19I think I’m most thankful for Tiger Woods. My wife is a close 2nd1.2×0653440
88Jun 29, '21My roommate this week is from north of the border and he smuggled some these in to the country. My first reaction was “those sound disgusting!” Turns out they’re not. They’re amazi1.2×0625150
89Jul 20, '21Tonight my 8 year old heated up a Hot Pocket, took a bite, and burnt his mouth…Seconds later he yelled to my wife: “Mom, It’s freezing in the middle!” My wife: “yeah, that’s how Ho1.1×0697170
90Mar 10, '22Still haven't washed this hand1.1×070450
91Jun 1, '22Just saw Top Gun. Came out feeling JACKED. Felt like I could run through a wall. Feeling like I'm going to drive home like I'm flying an F-16. Then I saw my rental car...1.1×065290
92Aug 15, '20My wife just pushed a human out of her lady parts. I’d say her toughness lies somewhere between Ivan Drago and Dutch. Women are freaking incredible. Hats off to all you moms1.1×0631112
93May 8, '22Locker room convo this morning: "Joel, you hit a cut off the tee right? How do you do it?" Joel- "Just aim left. Swing left. And hold on for dear life" Seems fail-proof1.1×0632136
94May 7, '21Caddie Tip: Never use sketchy rental scooters to go to the liquor store1.0×0574110
95Jan 7, '22About to kick off #AlohaFriday with my man @Joel_Dahmen at the @Sentry_TOC1.0×062240
96Nov 6, '19Had to move a drain in our shower.Thought it’d be cool to leave the next lucky guy a little gift in the floor. I’m guessing I’ll be a goner before these are found1.0×0565150
97Aug 17, '21I was beginning to question my decision of the long drive/cheap hotel (with no laundry service)…and then I found this attached to the hotel and TOTALLY REDEEMED MYSELF1.0×057250
98Jun 15, '19When you’re +6 and have a chance to catch an earlier flight:0.9×0555250
99Jan 9, '22Unfortunately we hit our 51st shot on hole 14 today. Still an amazing week w/ my man at the @Sentry_TOC Can't wait to get back here again soon0.9×060420

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