| 1 | Nov 3, '24 | Do your thing twitter. Find this women 😤 | 158× | 5.3M | 18k | 1.6k | 1.3k |
| 2 | Aug 22, '25 | Football scholars! Is Senne Lammens actually any good? Enlighten me! | 35.1× | 1.2M | 9k | 222 | 221 |
| 3 | Mar 11, '23 | 🍒🫗 | 32× | 1.1M | 8.1k | 572 | 45 |
| 4 | Dec 1, '24 | HELLA DRAWS BLUD! YOU KNOW DEM WAY DERE! @ExpressionsOOZ 🤧 | 25.6× | 858k | 9.4k | 681 | 879 |
| 5 | Jul 25, '24 | INEOS......please build us this! 🤞🏾👹 | 21× | 702k | 4.2k | 284 | 199 |
| 6 | Feb 22, '23 | What was he saying when they bleeped it out? 😂 | 17.2× | 576k | 4.7k | 379 | 126 |
| 7 | Jul 11, '24 | Just 5 months ago I asked Jamal Musiala what he thought about Kobbie Mainoo! Wonder what he thinks now? 👀 KING KOBBIE 🤩 | 14.2× | 475k | 5.1k | 238 | 417 |
| 8 | Oct 26, '25 | Now it's playing too many games away 😂😂😂😂 | 13.7× | 460k | 9.7k | 612 | 135 |
| 9 | Aug 19, '24 | Some of the lazy analysis on United so far is laughable! We must call it out! 👹 #MUFC | 13.6× | 453k | 8.2k | 1.1k | 545 |
| 10 | Jul 11, '23 | Can't believe how out of shape Jadon is 🙃🤫🥴 | 12.8× | 429k | 4.4k | 136 | 15 |
| 11 | Dec 26, '22 | Never wanted Gakpo anyway! 😶 | 12.3× | 413k | 6.8k | 184 | 9 |
| 12 | Jun 5, '25 | If we get Gyokeres........👀.......Twenty.....actually no let me not! 😂 | 12.2× | 409k | 5k | 131 | 80 |
| 13 | Jun 3, '25 | So Cunha & Mbeumo as well as keeping Bruno! Hmmmm 👀👀👀 | 12.1× | 405k | 4.2k | 136 | 34 |
| 14 | Jun 25, '24 | Palmer was nice when he came on but let's not act like Saka weren't the guy getting man booked! Looking lively & tiring out the defender! Palmer is sick! But the way we're just | 12× | 400k | 5.7k | 517 | 97 |
| 15 | Jul 28, '24 | Offside mate! And you lost the shootout 😉 | 11× | 369k | 5.8k | 192 | 40 |
| 16 | Feb 15, '23 | 🤭🫢 | 9.1× | 305k | 4k | 227 | 37 |
| 17 | Oct 6, '24 | Karma's A B#%ch ⚰️😁 | 9.1× | 304k | 5.3k | 530 | 643 |
| 18 | Nov 12, '24 | Rueben in the Moncler Puffer with the Valentino T-shirt!! Yeah I'm in LOL! | 8.7× | 292k | 4.9k | 205 | 67 |
| 19 | Aug 13, '25 | 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 8.6× | 289k | 5.3k | 136 | 26 |
| 20 | Sep 20, '25 | 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾 | 7.9× | 264k | 4.3k | 200 | 26 |
| 21 | Dec 1, '24 | Everton fans online told us to buy Branthwaite for 80M....then got mad we didn't 😂 | 7.7× | 257k | 10k | 675 | 46 |
| 22 | Jan 2, '23 | I remember Liverpool fans laughing at us for losing at Brentford!! 🤣 | 6.9× | 232k | 5.9k | 352 | 3 |
| 23 | May 8, '21 | So my little cuz just signed for Chelsea! You've made the whole family so proud and can't wait to see you grow into a top player 🥳 | 6.6× | 0 | 24k | 1.9k | 66 |
| 24 | Nov 26, '24 | I wish I knew more City fans 😂😂😂😂😂 | 5.5× | 184k | 6.7k | 681 | 38 |
| 25 | Jun 2, '25 | Why do rival fans care about us & who were buying 😂. We're 15th! It doesn't matter who we get leave us & our hunt for top half alone please 😊 | 5.5× | 183k | 4.6k | 357 | 33 |
| 26 | Jul 18, '24 | So Yoro was deemed a good fit for Real Madrid on pure ability as they WANTED him! Now he's rubbish and not a good fit for United 🤣 | 5.4× | 182k | 5.6k | 499 | 27 |
| 27 | Mar 11, '23 | Liverpool fans in my mentions ALL WEEK!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU!!!!! | 5.3× | 176k | 4.3k | 295 | 6 |
| 28 | Feb 24, '23 | This guy just doesn't stop! Wembley Next 👹😎👹 | 5.1× | 169k | 8.6k | 202 | 6 |
| 29 | Aug 24, '25 | Our manager is making Kobbie Mainoo fight for a spot with Bruno...when Bruno can't even play in his normal position 🤦🏾♂️ only gonna end in tears | 5.0× | 168k | 4.2k | 318 | 43 |
| 30 | Jun 10, '21 | My time on @UnitedStandMUFC has come to an end after 4 great years. I've made the decision to take on new challenges. Big up to EVERYONE who has tuned in, followed & supported | 4.8× | 0 | 17k | 729 | 38 |
| 31 | Aug 7, '25 | Ornstein BOMBAA!! DONEEE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾 | 4.3× | 144k | 4.5k | 131 | 11 |
| 32 | Apr 20, '22 | Don't forget that Roy Keane was basically telling us last night that they'd been asked to "take it easy" on Maguire. Unreal really 😶 | 4.2× | 0 | 15k | 1.3k | 99 |
| 33 | Nov 7, '24 | MOTM 🤩 | 3.8× | 127k | 13k | 301 | 19 |
| 34 | Feb 2, '20 | That was quite a boring game, looking at it as a neutral, Arsenal clearly needed a winger that can help score and create chances, I’ve no idea why they didn’t spend £75M and buy on | 3.7× | 0 | 11k | 1.8k | 22 |
| 35 | Mar 11, '23 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍒🍒🍒🍒🤣🤣🤣🤣🍒🍒🍒🍒🤣🤣🤣🤣🍒🍒🍒 | 3.7× | 123k | 4.3k | 184 | 2 |
| 36 | Oct 23, '24 | You gotta love Jose! He basically just said depending on what happens with City's 115 charges, he might be able to have won the league with United! What a guy 😂 | 3.5× | 117k | 6.1k | 177 | 34 |
| 37 | Jul 20, '24 | Me, KG & the answer to the right hand side 🫡 #mufc | 3.4× | 112k | 6k | 194 | 17 |
| 38 | Aug 3, '24 | 151 United Goals Between Us 👹💯 | 3.2× | 108k | 5.8k | 93 | 14 |
| 39 | Feb 27, '23 | WaShEd! OnLy CaMe tO uNiTeD fOr MoNeY! 🤣😆 | 3.2× | 106k | 4.9k | 155 | 3 |
| 40 | Jul 18, '25 | Cunha 🤝 👹 👊🏾 #mufc | 3.1× | 103k | 6k | 185 | 18 |
| 41 | Aug 22, '22 | Carragher : Martinez can't play CB 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 2.9× | 0 | 11k | 756 | 8 |
| 42 | Dec 15, '24 | 🥳🥳🥳😍😍🥳😍🥳😍🥳😍😍🥳😍 | 2.9× | 97k | 11k | 336 | 16 |
| 43 | Mar 16, '23 | Quarter Final Next 🔴👊🏾🔴 | 2.7× | 91k | 7k | 131 | 1 |
| 44 | May 26, '23 | I was intrigued to see how this man would do for us! World class is the answer! 🤷🏾♂️💪🏾🌎 | 2.4× | 82k | 4k | 66 | 1 |
| 45 | Aug 13, '21 | "It's easier for Ben White, He KnOwS ThE LeAgUe" 😵💫🥴 | 2.4× | 0 | 8.4k | 900 | 13 |
| 46 | Mar 30, '21 | Rest easy Claude ❤️🥺😢. | 2.4× | 0 | 9.7k | 224 | 11 |
| 47 | May 6, '21 | Only Arsenal can go out to the manager they sacked 🤣 | 2.4× | 0 | 9.1k | 503 | 10 |
| 48 | Jan 30, '22 | Can't believe what I've seen this morning. This needs investigating. Footballer or no footballer the consequences should be the same. No woman should EVER have to be treated like t | 2.3× | 0 | 8.6k | 576 | 9 |
| 49 | May 28, '22 | Liverpool played in 3 finals and scored a total of 0 goals! BeSt TeAm EvER! | 2.2× | 0 | 7.9k | 766 | 17 |
| 50 | Oct 5, '20 | #GlazerOutWoodwardOut | 2.2× | 0 | 5.9k | 1.7k | 1 |
| 51 | Aug 20, '25 | @AFTVMedia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 2.2× | 75k | 4.3k | 48 | 10 |
| 52 | Aug 22, '19 | Ole has phased out Sanchez,Lukaku,Young,Smalling, Jones,Matic,Mata,Rojo & Valencia Sorted back 4 Promoted Greenwood & Tuanzebe Restored Martial as a proper 9 Yes there’s st | 2.0× | 0 | 6.7k | 850 | 17 |
| 53 | Feb 20, '20 | Who’s got the best footwear? @B_Fernandes8 & @Fred08oficial 😂😂 | 2.0× | 0 | 7.4k | 354 | 9 |
| 54 | Mar 30, '21 | So upset to hear about the passing of Claude. A genuine sole who loved his football and his team. Always a pleasure to be around man..I'm stunned 😢🥺 | 2.0× | 0 | 7.9k | 301 | 4 |
| 55 | Jul 15, '20 | Am I even surprised at this? Probably another 12 year old. 😔 | 2.0× | 0 | 6.6k | 454 | 17 |
| 56 | Mar 16, '22 | That Rashford vid ain't cool....seems like the situation getting so volatile... 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ | 1.8× | 0 | 7k | 197 | 45 |
| 57 | Apr 21, '21 | 🔰 #GlazersOut 🔰 | 1.8× | 0 | 5.9k | 844 | 0 |
| 58 | Jul 20, '21 | I've joined the @SkySportsNews Transfer team for August! Catch me Every Friday 9am & 12pm on your screens! Big up to ALL of you for the LOVE & SUPPORT ♥️💯 | 1.8× | 0 | 6.2k | 243 | 11 |
| 59 | May 12, '22 | The way Arsenal fans always blame the ref lol. Just accept you got beat lol | 1.7× | 0 | 6.4k | 298 | 16 |
| 60 | Jun 20, '19 | Lingard gone to far man 😤 | 1.7× | 0 | 4.3k | 852 | 79 |
| 61 | Apr 16, '21 | Waking up to Pogba exposing Jose is so therapeutic 🤣🥳😊 | 1.7× | 0 | 6.4k | 385 | 4 |
| 62 | Feb 24, '21 | Leicester interested in Lingard. Nothing less than £79M. I'm still mad at them! 😤 | 1.6× | 0 | 6.1k | 199 | 5 |
| 63 | Sep 1, '22 | Rolls Royce Appreciation 🥳🤟🏾 | 1.5× | 0 | 6.1k | 157 | 6 |
| 64 | Oct 28, '20 | Remember when they told us this was the group of death!!!!!!!!!!???????? | 1.4× | 0 | 4.8k | 368 | 2 |
| 65 | Oct 4, '20 | Nothing that happens tomorrow can mask what we've just seen. | 1.4× | 0 | 4.8k | 445 | 1 |
| 66 | Dec 19, '20 | Trying to call u bro keeps going to voicemail 🥴🤣📱 @MrDtAFC | 1.4× | 0 | 5.4k | 148 | 2 |
| 67 | Apr 20, '21 | HES GONEEEEEEEEEEEE | 1.3× | 0 | 5k | 302 | 2 |
| 68 | Feb 8, '22 | Cavani ready for a cold night in Burnley! 👊🏾 | 1.3× | 0 | 5.4k | 110 | 8 |
| 69 | Apr 18, '21 | This big 6 stuff makes me embarrassed to be a Man Utd fan! It goes against everything football should stand for and its an absolute disgrace! | 1.3× | 0 | 4.9k | 329 | 6 |
| 70 | Aug 6, '21 | Gutted I've just tested positive for Covid, these symptoms are awful 😫. Time to rest & shake this off. Be back soon peeps 💪🏾 | 1.3× | 0 | 4.8k | 89 | 0 |
| 71 | Mar 11, '20 | Liverpool greatest team EVER they trying to tell us lol 😂 just stay in your lane and enjoy your first league in 30 years! Leave multiple success to the big boys!!! | 1.3× | 0 | 4.1k | 655 | 11 |
| 72 | Sep 17, '20 | Context now.....Let's be real, Thiago was never gonna come to United...Bale doesn't fit for us & Regulion none of us wanted the buy back clause! BUT....We can all agree that th | 1.3× | 0 | 4.2k | 462 | 12 |
| 73 | Sep 4, '22 | Eriksen on a free shouldn't have even been allowed! What a player 🥳 | 1.3× | 0 | 5.1k | 203 | 3 |
| 74 | Dec 7, '19 | What a result....What a performance! Every single player turned up!!!!! #MUFC 💪🏾💪🏾 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.5k | 391 | 23 |
| 75 | Sep 2, '22 | I love that Eriksen is just cooking silently! Low key the most important part of the midfield so far! | 1.2× | 0 | 4.8k | 197 | 3 |
| 76 | Jan 2, '21 | Rival fans being annoyed at our form & league position is brilliant 🥳🤣 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.8k | 198 | 1 |
| 77 | Jul 1, '20 | Wan-Bissaka has more assists this season, than Ozil has appearances 🤷🏾♂️ | 1.2× | 0 | 4.5k | 343 | 8 |
| 78 | Jan 20, '21 | Cavani MUST be our striker. End of. | 1.2× | 0 | 4.7k | 204 | 4 |
| 79 | Jul 26, '20 | GET IN! What a rollercoaster of a season!!! Not dissecting anything right now! Ole has taken us to third and that's all I care about #mufc 💪🏾💪🏾 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.5k | 332 | 2 |
| 80 | Jan 12, '21 | GET IN!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!! HOLD THAT!!!!! POGBA MOTM!!!!! BAILLY SOLIDDDDD!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤞🏾 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.4k | 291 | 2 |
| 81 | Sep 15, '19 | Looking for Pepe at vicarage road! | 1.2× | 0 | 3.8k | 523 | 8 |
| 82 | Jun 24, '20 | We know the players that have been on fire in that half, but I tell you what, Matic has been superb. Not a foot wrong! | 1.2× | 0 | 4.2k | 303 | 4 |
| 83 | Sep 4, '22 | Certain Arsenal fans told me they got nothing to fear against us! HOLD THAT!!!!!!!! | 1.1× | 0 | 4.4k | 217 | 3 |
| 84 | Feb 6, '21 | Axel getting the racial abuse....i just knew it. im done 🤬 | 1.1× | 0 | 4.2k | 139 | 4 |
| 85 | Oct 6, '20 | Only just realised I've reached 100K followers 😳. WOW!! Thanks to all of you. 💯 Club 👊🏾 | 1.1× | 0 | 4.5k | 60 | 1 |
| 86 | Jul 21, '20 | Going to make myself a hot chocolate and then get ready for AFTV and Chill, hurry up @MrDtAFC 🍿 #10thanniversary | 1.1× | 0 | 3.8k | 333 | 7 |
| 87 | Dec 2, '20 | Game day and birthday 🥳! 3 points and qualification please boys 🙌🏾🙌🏾🎂🎂 | 1.1× | 0 | 3.9k | 39 | 0 |
| 88 | Dec 21, '20 | Question you lot should be asking is "Why would HE?" 🤣 | 1.1× | 0 | 4.2k | 129 | 6 |
| 89 | Jan 24, '21 | WHAT A PEN FROM BRUNOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 | 1.1× | 0 | 3.9k | 257 | 1 |
| 90 | May 25, '21 | ✈️🛫🇵🇱 lets goooo!!! #EuropaLeagueFinal | 1.0× | 0 | 4.3k | 55 | 2 |
| 91 | Apr 12, '21 | Seeing some United fans forget that Jose wanted to sell Martial & Pogba, almost destroyed Shaw, Broke our dressing room etc! But because he got an EFL Cup & Europa league s | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 221 | 9 |
| 92 | Oct 31, '22 | Lisandro Martinez is currently the best CB in the league! 😎 | 1.0× | 0 | 4k | 141 | 3 |
| 93 | Jan 13, '22 | Ronaldo wanted to say so much more but still said so much! Very telling! | 1.0× | 0 | 3.9k | 181 | 4 |
| 94 | Dec 11, '20 | 3rd PL player of the month this year! Not bad for a stat padding penalty merchant! 👊🏾 | 1.0× | 0 | 4k | 126 | 0 |
| 95 | Dec 6, '20 | Anyone else remember when Aubameyang "signed the ting" 🥴😂 | 1.0× | 0 | 3.9k | 133 | 5 |
| 96 | Apr 11, '21 | HOLD THAT JOSE WITH YOUR DEAD TACTICS AND LUCK. PP, GREENWOOD, CAVANI, SHAW, AWB. BRILLIANT!!! What a team performance second half!!!! | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 246 | 2 |
| 97 | Feb 9, '22 | Turned up with a Rolls Royce tonight! Is it allowed yet? | 1.0× | 0 | 4.1k | 68 | 7 |
| 98 | Aug 30, '21 | £30M for James?!?! If that's true it better be invested in a DM!!!! | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 114 | 1 |
| 99 | May 18, '21 | Cavani + Fans + Stretford End = 😍 | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 171 | 1 |
| 100 | Apr 29, '21 | Surely DONNY gotta get a start second leg now 🤣🤷🏾♂️ | 1.0× | 0 | 3.8k | 137 | 0 |
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