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1Feb 27, '24Olivia Colman admits she felt a bit disappointed when she set up her new iPhone and it had carried all her old apps across. “I was kind of looking forward to a fresh start,” she si40.9×4.2M19k907496
2Aug 9, '23Jordan Henderson says he can’t believe he used to think shoplifters should be allowed to retain their hands!16.1×1.7M16k1.4k164
3Jan 21, '25Richard Hammond says he’s looking forward to trying out new things after his divorce. “I don’t mean gay sex,” he clarified15.5×1.6M41k909948
4Jun 16, '24Kyle Walker to miss England’s Euro 2024 game against Serbia as he’s still opening Father’s Day gifts15.3×1.6M19k1.2k230
5Aug 22, '23Jordan Henderson tells his gaffer Steven Gerrard he’s a bit nervous about going to watch his first public execution later this week but Gerrard says he’ll have a great time14.3×1.5M13k1.2k136
6Oct 29, '23Hundreds of fans of late ‘Friends’ actor Matthew Perry start to leave floral tributes outside his home at 15 Yemen Road, Yemen13.9×1.4M13k754172
7Aug 17, '23Jay-Z says he wants to buy Wilko but Beyonce isn’t convinced. “She doesn’t think we can compete with B&M,” he told BBC Radio Cornwall12.4×1.3M15k1.5k102
8Dec 25, '22LadBaby delivers a cheque for £230 to The Trussell Trust after ‘Food Aid’ becomes his fifth consecutive UK Christmas number one. “Where’s the rest of the cash?” asks Gordon Trussel10.8×1.1M8.7k80236
9Aug 10, '23Road rage star Ronnie Pickering joins line-up for Strictly Come Dancing 202310.4×1.1M8k71268
10Sep 28, '24Neil Warnock appointed caretaker boss at Hezbollah following the killing of its leader Hassan Nasrallah9.1×930k8.5k767288
11Apr 24, '23Lady Gaga says she’s planning to launch her own radio station later this year but can’t think of a name9.0×922k8.8k74460
12May 30, '23Taylor Swift reveals she’s already starting to have a positive impact on new boyfriend Matty Healy. “I’ve convinced him to stop spitting on homeless people,” she beamed8.7×894k10k769128
13May 2, '23‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly says she remains unconvinced by the claim that each bottle of Original Source lemon shower gel contains 10 real lemons. “Fucking prove it,” she gr8.7×891k14k1.1k115
14Aug 5, '23Lizzo sued by former dancer over claims the singer forced her to spend time in Birmingham during her UK tour. “I’m still traumatised by it,” she said8.5×870k10k704125
15Feb 12, '23Olly Murs says he’s confident he’s finally cracked the code for the food collection screen at McDonald’s. “I believe the short numbers are for in-store customers and the long numbe7.9×805k13k63075
16Jan 16, '23BREAKING: Former YouTube star Zoe ‘Zoella’ Sugg has latest bid for parole turned down. The ex-influencer was jailed for manslaughter in March 20197.8×804k7.2k53966
17Jul 26, '23Jake Humphrey reveals he recently beat his two children at Snakes & Ladders, but here’s the thing - he didn’t go up a single ladder! “My success in the game was built on a worl7.7×790k5.5k35055
18Dec 10, '23Joey Barton stations himself near the checkouts at his local Tesco to make sure no females are attempting to buy Yorkies7.5×769k12k1.4k66
19Jun 6, '23Holly Willoughby clarifies she doesn’t actually want to know if you are OK. “Please stop messaging me,” she said7.2×738k8k77640
20Mar 17, '23Ellie Goulding expresses bewilderment over buses that drive along with ‘not in service’ signs. “What are they driving around for then?” she said6.1×620k9.2k835105
21Aug 12, '23Davina McCall says the lady in the currency exchange booth shouldn’t ask if you’re off anywhere nice while she’s prepping your Euros. “You could be travelling to identify a loved o6.0×613k6.4k46169
22Sep 24, '23Razorlight accuse The 1975 of stealing their idea of combining weak songs with a deeply unlikeable lead singer5.7×581k5.7k61564
23Mar 11, '23ITV confirms contestants in the ‘Love Island’ villa have been made aware of the Gary Lineker situation5.6×576k5.5k21724
24Oct 18, '24Emilia Clarke says if West Bromwich Albion win promotion back to the Premier League they shouldn’t be allowed in. “They’ve had enough chances,” she said5.6×572k9.6k502211
25Jun 11, '24Richard Hammond says he can’t believe we’re not even halfway through Pride month yet. “Lots more gayness to come,” he sighed5.4×554k5.7k301179
26Mar 21, '24‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis announces he’s given up. “What’s the point - you save £8 on one thing and then something else goes up by £20,” he told reporters5.4×549k7.2k697120
27Aug 1, '24Noel Gallagher questions the presence of skateboarding at the Olympics. “Who won gold? Bart Simpson?” he said5.3×540k6.1k370115
28Jan 20, '25Molly-Mae Hague apologises over controversial scene in her new documentary series in which she tickles a homeless person until they become unconscious. “I told them not to use that5.1×525k6.2k249203
29Nov 21, '24Jake Paul expresses sadness that John Prescott died before they had chance to fight4.9×505k7.8k39775
30May 29, '18So disrespectful - England ‘star’ Raheem Sterling is pictured laughing and joking just hours after it was announced Morag from ‘Home & Away’ had died 😡4.7×019k5.6k11
31Aug 15, '24Olivia Colman says she hates how proud some people are about not liking fizzy drinks. “Well done on being boring,” she said4.5×464k7.8k400105
32Jan 1, '25James Corden admits he didn’t really mind whether Smithy ended up with Sonia or Nessa at the end of ‘Gavin and Stacey’. “The most important thing was my character became the main c4.2×432k6.8k214103
33Jan 24, '23Nadhim Zahawi tells shopkeeper he has 37p worth of penny chews in his bag - but the shopkeeper checks himself and finds there are actually £23m worth of sweets in there4.2×429k6.8k88823
34Nov 8, '23Madonna cancels tonight’s show at the O2 Arena due to Caramac being discontinued by Nestle. “I’m too upset to sing,” she told reporters4.1×422k5.3k51432
35Dec 28, '24Zendaya reveals she’s currently getting the silent treatment from Tom Holland because she spent £70 in Asda earlier and forgot to scan their rewards card4.0×412k8.2k256122
36Oct 10, '22Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe it took 14 years to build the Sydney Opera House. “It’s nice but it shouldn’t have taken that long,” she said3.6×018k1.7k699
37Jun 3, '21BREAKING: Every adult member of the Dolmio family has now received two doses of the Pfizer Covid vaccine3.6×019k1.9k68
38Nov 8, '21Sir Rod Stewart says he’s been unsafely removing USB devices for more than 20 years and nothing bad’s happened3.4×019k1.5k81
39Dec 5, '24Zendaya complains Tom Holland is so obsessed with the Asda rewards app, it’s become his whole personality3.3×337k6.2k265102
40Dec 13, '24Tom Holland excitedly gives Zendaya the good news they have now accumulated £45.70 on their Asda rewards app. “We can put that towards some Christmas booze,” he grinned3.2×332k7.1k204105
41Jan 7, '25‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis warns buying half-price wrapping paper in January for next Christmas is a gamble. “You might die in June,” he said3.1×314k6.7k450128
42Dec 23, '18Piers Morgan says if the next James Bond actor is transgender, he’ll actually kill himself3.0×07.7k1.1k340
43Jul 11, '22BREAKING: Ed Sheeran jailed for 20 months for ‘Galway Girl’3.0×016k1.3k78
44Feb 3, '25Tom Holland struggles to hide his frustration after Zendaya tells him she failed to scan their Asda Rewards app on a £73 shop because she couldn’t connect to the internet. “If you’2.9×293k5.9k227116
45Aug 15, '22Graeme Souness calls 999 after spotting a female eating a Yorkie2.7×015k1.1k41
46Oct 5, '22Les Dennis UNFOLLOWS Barack Obama on Instagram, sparking rumours of a fall-out between the pair2.6×014k1.1k53
47Aug 8, '18Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe there are more than 800 missing people in the UK. “Where the fuck are they all?” she said2.6×09.1k2.7k804
48Dec 31, '24Olivia Colman spends the evening looking back through some of her old iPhone alarms. “That 03:50 alarm for our early flight to Rhodes was pretty brutal,” she recalled2.6×264k7.6k198116
49Sep 1, '20EXCLUSIVE: Liam Gallagher reveals he enjoyed short-term fling with Sofia Dolmio in 19982.5×014k1.3k48
50Apr 13, '22Kylie Minogue says she’s so tired today, she can’t even be arsed to spin around2.5×013k1.6k113
51Jun 18, '20Dido reveals she always aims for a 40/60 split when cutting a sandwich so that when she’s finished the first part she knows there’s more than half left to enjoy2.5×013k1.2k63
52Sep 8, '24Charli xcx says she’s driving to the airport again shortly if anyone requires a lift2.4×247k5.7k318100
53Mar 29, '22EXCLUSIVE: Jada Pinkett Smith admits she IS due to play the lead in ‘G.I. Jane 2’. “I was just annoyed the news got leaked!” she laughed2.4×014k88582
54Mar 8, '21Meghan Markle reveals she gifted Prince Charles a ‘Suits’ DVD boxset but when she and Harry visited three months later it was still in its cellophane wrapping2.4×012k1.2k54
55Jan 12, '22Shania Twain says Boris Johnson’s party apology did not impress her much2.4×012k1.7k27
56Nov 1, '21ITV to screen new game show based on ‘Squid Game’ - except instead of being shot dead, losing players are sent to live in Derby2.3×012k1.3k73
57May 11, '21New creative director at Cadbury admits he’s blagged his way through his first six months by just suggesting orange versions of everything. “Orange Wispa next,” he laughed2.2×012k99655
58Oct 12, '22Game changer! Sir Tom Jones announces he has donated 10,000 sex bombs to the Ukrainian armed forces2.2×012k1k94
59Apr 23, '21Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day. “There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled2.1×012k76139
60May 12, '20Emma Bunton admits she “wouldn’t know where to start” with trying to come up with a vaccine for Covid-192.1×011k1.3k28
61May 10, '22Little Mix delight audience at Nottingham’s Motorpoint Arena with impromptu cover of ‘Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace’2.0×011k99454
62May 10, '21Stacey Solomon becomes first UK celebrity to have TWO Dolmio Days - Monday and Thursday 🍝1.9×011k66430
63Apr 2, '21Idris Elba says he keeps thinking it’s Saturday today1.8×010k85117
64May 23, '21Amanda Holden says she’s unconcerned about being dubbed a “national embarrassment” following her appearance at the Eurovision Song Contest last night. “C’est la vie - as the Dutch 1.8×09.1k1.1k49
65Mar 5, '21Mariah Carey says she can’t believe Les Dennis is 67 “I thought he was about 61,” she said1.8×09.8k79025
66Mar 2, '21Roy Keane says he has no problem with people drinking hot chocolate but all that business with the marshmallows on the top is an absolute nonsense1.7×09.2k86930
67Oct 23, '22Club Tropicana scraps free drinks due to soaring costs1.6×08.3k1.1k37
68Jul 29, '18Kanye West announces he’s almost finished creating a brand new font he believes could be “bigger than Times New Roman”1.6×06.7k1.4k27
69Jul 16, '22Ian Brown says no matter how hot it gets, he won’t be putting suncream on. “That’s how they get you,” he said1.6×08.2k86031
70Feb 16, '20Rochelle Humes reveals she recently persuaded Marvin to go vegan but he doesn’t really like any vegan food so he just eats crisps1.5×07.2k77935
71Jun 9, '21YouTube star Zoe ‘Zoella’ Sugg to fight former world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis in eight-round exhibition bout on 23 July1.5×08.3k70229
72Dec 5, '20Dua Lipa reveals her favourite roundabout exit is the first exit. “Nice and easy,” she laughed1.5×08.6k56041
73Dec 5, '21Rihanna says it looks like Monday 27 December is going to be a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to bin collections so her advice - as always - is to check what it says on your loca1.5×07.5k1.1k35
74Jan 18, '21Greta Thunberg admits one of her favourite songs is Belinda Carlisle’s ‘Leave A Light On’. “Obviously I don’t endorse the sentiment,” she laughed1.5×07.9k87327
75Dec 29, '19Roy Keane says people who need a special piece of equipment to throw a ball for their dog are “pathetic”1.5×07.1k1.1k18
76Aug 27, '21Rihanna says if you’re not sure whether your bins are being collected on bank holiday Monday, now’s the time to check on the local council website. “Remember the section will be ca1.4×06.9k1.1k37
77Sep 26, '22Pete Davidson confirms he is dating Sofia Dolmio1.4×08.3k45737
78Apr 11, '20Louise Redknapp SCRAPS plans to switch her Dolmio Day from Wednesday to Thursday. “Now isn’t the time,” she told reporters1.4×07.2k95430
79Nov 9, '22BREAKING: North Korea fires intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) at Jess Glynne1.4×07.4k69174
80Aug 16, '21‘Dolmio Family vs Predator’ to hit cinemas on 23 September1.4×07.1k86833
81Feb 15, '22Emma Bunton says she definitely thinks Russia is up to something1.4×07.3k68832
82Jul 30, '22Paul McCartney says he might have written loads of classic tracks but the one he’s most proud of is actually ‘Autoglass Repair Autoglass Replace’1.4×07.2k73239
83Aug 24, '20Kylie Minogue says it fucks her off when cunts don’t move out of her way when she’s spinning around1.3×06.4k1.1k41
84Oct 27, '21Michael Caine says the rapid rise of Warburtons over the past 20 years has been nothing short of phenomenal. “They’ve made Hovis look like absolute cunts,” he chuckled1.3×06.6k88546
85Feb 7, '22Jodie Comer says if anyone’s been wondering what the liquid in lateral flow tests tastes like, she tried it yesterday and it tastes a bit like Lilt1.3×07.2k50742
86Aug 30, '20Rihanna says if it’s your bin day tomorrow, just go and put it out now as you definitely won’t feel like doing it at bedtime1.2×06.2k88110
87Nov 5, '20M&S insider reveals Percy Pig and Colin the Caterpillar despise each other and haven’t spoken since 20161.2×05.5k1k34
88Apr 16, '20Rachel Stevens says if you’re in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil or some food to cook, why not treat yourself to a little biscuit from the cupboard or something1.2×05.9k84814
89Oct 17, '22Les Dennis has re-followed Barack Obama on Instagram after unfollowing two weeks ago. “The situation has been resolved,” a spokesperson said1.2×06.6k43626
90Nov 20, '22Rita Ora admits she’s slightly sad her relative wealth means she doesn’t have to worry about soaring costs like everyone else. “I feel a bit left out!” she told BBC Radio Cornwall1.2×06.7k28343
91Jul 30, '20Vernon Kay cancels all filming commitments for the next month to focus on getting Argos to reverse its decision to scrap paper catalogues. “I’ll print them myself if I have to,” he1.1×05.9k72519
92Jul 18, '20Margot Robbie admits she’s always been fascinated by patio doors. “They’re a door - but also a big window!” she told reporters1.1×06.1k52533
93Jan 14, '21Heather Small says she’s sick of people approaching her in the street to tell her what they have done today to make them feel proud. “It’s just a song - I don’t actually give a shi1.1×05.4k81225
94Dec 11, '21Former ‘Playdays’ star Why Bird to join GB News1.1×05.6k67219
95Oct 12, '21Jesy Nelson says she can’t decide whether to join the Bloods or the Crips. “I like them both!” she giggled1.1×05.9k50447
96Aug 13, '20Mel B says she’s delighted so many A-Level students have been screwed over with their grades as she hates young people. “Enjoy yourselves at the University of Luton,” she cackled1.0×05.3k67332
97Oct 14, '20Roy Keane says it irritates him at weddings when everyone’s asked if they know of any reason why the couple should not be allowed to marry and the groom turns round and does a joke1.0×05.4k62916
98May 9, '21Beyoncé says Jay Z may be one of the world’s greatest rappers but he’s surprisingly hesitant at road junctions. “He’ll often let three or four good opportunities go by before final1.0×05.5k48632
99Aug 9, '22Tom Holland admits he isn’t ready for quadruple strength squash1.0×05.7k31622
100Oct 3, '21Movie fans hit out at “excessive” product placement for Walls Viennetta in new Bond film ‘No Time To Die’1.0×05.4k45718

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