The Exploding Heads

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1Aug 1, '23The Official List Of Woke Things. As told by Colin from Portsmouth.68.9×3.9M10k2.7k786
2Apr 4, '24Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? 🤯34.3×1.9M11k1.2k906
3Nov 15, '23📞"Do you know who the real villain is in all this? It's Gary Bloody Lineker. He's stopping us from sending people to Rwanda 😡" Colin from Portsmouth on small boats and @GaryLinek31.1×1.8M2.6k501123
4Jun 27, '24Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? The best bit of scouting in modern football.22.3×1.3M5k266712
5Apr 14, '23📞"I am disgusted that Meghan Bloody Markle is going to the Coronation!" 🎙️"She's not going, Colin!" 📞"SHE'S SAID NO? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?" Colin from Portsmouth is furiou19.9×1.1M5.5k1.3k251
6Nov 9, '23📞"How can I have an opinion without seeing what people I agree with have said first!? I might say the wrong thing!😡" Colin from Portsmouth is forced to have his say on a breaking17.9×1M3.4k770134
7Sep 29, '23Every TV interview with a politican who "never said Brexit was going to be easy."16.4×934k4.3k1.1k172
8Sep 28, '23The Official List Of Woke Things15.8×899k4.8k1.2k359
9Jan 8, '24Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast15.3×869k4.4k989206
10Feb 28, '23📞"How come Northern Ireland has access to the single market and the rest of the country doesn't?🇬🇧" "This is the EU jealous of Brexit and punishing us for it, while Woke King Ch15.1×857k5k1.4k200
11Sep 13, '24"James O'Brien?!?" "James ULEZ Brien more like! That's how much of an enemy you are to this country😡" Colin from Portsmouth rings in to @LBC to give @mrjamesob a piece of his mind13.9×789k4.7k699543
12Feb 4, '24Pundit furious after Arsenal celebrate winning football match.13.8×785k4.7k849334
13Feb 24, '23📞"Finally we're seeing the benefits of Brexit!" "More British foods like turnips. More British diseases like scurvy. And at last a return to the great British tradition of rationi13.3×754k5.3k1.5k171
14Apr 10, '25View post on X12.9×732k5.9k270591
15Dec 13, '23"Merry Christmas to everyone, except the following people..." Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind.12.8×728k3.6k997235
16Jan 5, '23Whoever comes in next at Everton, they MUST know the club12.8×728k2.7k33988
17Nov 14, '23The official list of woke things.11.6×661k3.7k1.1k348
18Feb 1, '23📞"Here's a Countdown Conundrum for you, Carol Vorderman... O K E W R I A O T T R - WOKE TRAITOR 😡" 🎙️"I've written 'Ratio Ewok', Colin." Colin from Portsmouth is furious with @c11.1×633k2.2k48579
19May 10, '23📞"Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole since the Conservatives got voted out 3 days ago😡" "I couldn't watch the coronation of King Prince Charles without fearing for my life!11.1×628k2.6k615109
20Dec 19, '22Remember the rule: Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy10.7×609k4.9k1.3k176
21Nov 15, '23Love to the family @TomSwarbrick1 💖10.5×597k3.4k302100
22Jan 26, '24"Bring in Steven Gerrard, he knows the club" says pundit who is friends with Steven Gerrard. #Klopp10.3×585k2.9k459185
23Jan 3, '24📞"Tesco are selling Easter eggs a bit earlier than usual. It's disgusting! What if Jesus saw? The poor kid's only just been born and they're asking us to think about his death!😡"10×569k2.1k524100
24Apr 18, '23Every media interview with politicans who "never said Brexit was going to be easy."9.9×562k3.9k1k122
25Dec 1, '23🎧"My grandson's doing his Nativity play. They've made Jesus's mum a pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. The school's gone woke!😡" 🎙9.7×550k3.8k1.2k222
26Mar 23, '23📞"How was Boris supposed to know that the events he was witnessing with his own eyes were against the guidelines after telling us what those exact guidelines were every night?" Co9.4×532k3.2k80397
27Sep 22, '237 bins. SCRAPPED ❌ Meat tax. SCRAPPED❌ A windfarm in every bedroom. SCRAPPED❌ Folding up second homes when you're not using them. SCRAPPED ❌ Every policy that Rishi Sunak scrapped,9.2×524k3.4k964150
28Oct 6, '23📞"I was looking at lovely old footage of London when there weren't immigrants. You could walk everywhere!" 🎙️"It'd be nice to return to where we had everything we need within 15 9.2×522k2.6k569167
29Apr 12, '23📞"You can add junior doctors to the list of enemies of this country!" 😡 "Clue's in the name, Anthony. CHILDREN. Why are we paying children anything, let alone £14!? It's a scanda9.1×517k2.2k56976
30Mar 9, '23📞"Everyone should have freedom of speech, EXCEPT THOSE I DON'T AGREE WITH." 😡 "Gary Bloody Lineker lost the Brexit war in 2016. Freedom of speech does NOT extend to political pri9.0×513k2.4k54056
31Apr 5, '23📞"I am Disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump!" "If Trump is found guilty of breaking the law, that means any one of us could be convicted if we did a crime! It's a danger8.9×503k2.7k60895
32Feb 3, '23Love to the family @mrjamesob ❤️8.8×503k2.2k15173
33Jun 18, '24Colin from Portsmouth lists every policy Labour will enact if they win a supermajority, and it's utterly chilling.8.7×492k2.9k813252
34Aug 19, '25The media every time Wrexham play8.0×457k4.4k447433
35Jun 4, '24📞"Coming to Clacton...from outside? Oh my God. He's...he's an immigrant!" Colin from Portsmouth is rocked by the stunning revelation that Nigel Farage will increase net migration 7.7×440k2.8k819168
36Jun 8, '24Looks like a case of "the wrong kind of footballer"7.7×440k3.7k792413
37Jun 27, '24Sorry just getting this one straight. They've got a clip of her saying stuff most people agree with and then made her look like Super Mario?7.4×418k6.8k246255
38Nov 13, '23📞"They say that every time you clap your hands a fairy dies. And today the Wokerati Anti-Growth-Far-Left-Coalition have clapped their hands in unison and extinguished brave Suella7.2×412k2.6k621108
39Mar 8, '23📞"People persecuted and fleeing terror will think twice about fleeing that terror if they realise they might get a criminal record here and a fixed penalty notice!"🇬🇧 "You know 6.8×389k2.3k54550
40Aug 16, '22Bohemian Rhapsody but with the lyrics replaced by footballers' names.6.8×014k2.4k824
41Dec 19, '23Looks like we need to update the woke list6.7×379k2.1k529162
42Jul 5, '24Please let's not forget the human element to this election result. Colin from Portsmouth has lost Penny Mordaunt 😞6.6×373k2.9k557213
43Feb 3, '23Quick reminder so we're clear: Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy6.5×368k2.3k636102
44Sep 22, '22A simple explanation of trickle-down economics.6.4×011k3.8k500
45Aug 15, '23📞"Legionnaires' disease?! It's a French illness! I knew the French would sabotage our asylum policy! They planted French bacteria on a boat holding asylum seekers because they can6.4×363k2.4k65691
46Apr 9, '24📞"London has fallen. Sadiq Khan has hidden inside an Islamist Trojan Horse and rolled into the city. Only Susan Hall can roll it back!" Colin from Portsmouth is passionate about t6.4×362k2.1k544140
47May 19, '23📞"I gargled sewage as a boy and it never did me any harm🇬🇧" "It shaped me and a generation of Conservatives. Me. Damian Green. Matt Le Tissier." Colin from Portsmouth says that 6.0×341k2.3k60972
48Nov 20, '23"YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE 😡!" "I just saw a mixed race couple in a festive advert! WHY WON'T THEY LET CHRISTMAS BE? 😨" Colin from Portsmouth is all for differen6.0×340k2.2k451133
49Oct 10, '22The Official Anti-Growth Coalition Membership List 👇 As compiled by Colin from Portsmouth.5.9×011k2.7k476
50Sep 25, '24🎙️"It turns out all these years I've confused 'Journalist' with 'Mouthpiece.'" High profile political journalist excited to reveal that he's recently discovered how to do journali5.7×324k2.1k718160
51Dec 11, '23📞"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!" 🎙️"What ARE British values, Colin?" 📞"Breaking international law, underpaying nurses and polluting waterw5.7×323k2.6k791117
52Sep 5, '23📞"It's not Rishi Sunak's fault! How was he supposed to know that schools would crumble now, and not in a year's time when Labour will be in charge!? 😡" Colin from Portsmouth is s5.6×317k2.6k62381
53Jul 23, '22The media talking about the queues at Dover5.2×010k2.9k293
54May 30, '24Sorry about your mum. But on the plus side that was the period you got to know me as chancellor. You're still thinking about your mum, aren't you.5.2×295k3.6k716117
55Oct 23, '23We meet three extraordinary young people and find out how they achieved so much at such an early age 🌟4.8×275k2.2k47398
56Aug 2, '23📞"I'm disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump! If he's found guilty of breaking the law, that means normal people will be convicted if they do crimes too! It's a dangerous 4.7×268k2.2k49998
57Jan 26, '24"I never said Brexit was going to be easy," says politician who was recorded saying that Brexit would be easy.4.6×262k3.1k910128
59Nov 8, '22📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy tha3.7×07.1k1.9k267
60Apr 5, '22📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡" Colin from Portsmouth has never felt more let down by his party, 3.7×07.4k1.8k219
61Mar 10, '23Whoever presents MOTD tomorrow will be seen as a scab. That's where this has got to. You couldn't script it.3.6×207k3k3086
62Mar 20, '24"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!" "What are British values, Colin?" Colin from Portsmouth explains British values.3.6×204k2.2k624161
63Feb 27, '24When a politician says something racist and/or Islamophobic3.4×194k2.1k634113
64Jun 30, '21📞"Beating Germany was a huge result for Brexit. Merkel will be spinning in her grave." 🎙️"I thought you were boycotting the tournament because of the players taking the knee?" 📞3.1×06.5k1.4k162
65Feb 18, '22134,000 watching Big Jet TV right now. Bet none of them turn up to Stansted away on tuesday night 🙄3.1×08.8k55221
66Dec 5, '23📞"When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me!" "I will not be collateral damage as a result of my own actions! Is that too much to ask?"2.9×162k2.2k613102
67Oct 27, '22📞"All we are saying is, be gay and proud at the World Cup. But don't be too gay." This Foreign Office minister advises LGBTQ+ England fans to "try to halve their overall gayness" 2.7×05.4k1.2k207
68Aug 15, '22Pundits when a British manager gets sacked #TopTopPundits2.6×05.7k967239
69Apr 18, '21Colin from Portsmouth WON'T BE SILENCED2.5×05.3k1k122
70Aug 25, '22The UK media reporting brexit2.5×04.8k1.3k158
71Dec 13, '22📞"Bloody nurses! To think we risked our lives clapping for them in all weathers while there was a deadly virus around!" 📞"They're enemies of the people. Just like all the other e2.4×04.5k1.2k140
72May 4, '24Remember when we all thought Susan Hall had won the London mayoral election because some 'journalists' were told what to say on WhatsApp? We should remember that.2.3×131k3.1k43324
73Oct 14, '22Colin from Portsmouth on U-turns. #torychaos2.3×04.5k1k122
74Sep 22, '24I too would struggle to write a book on Shakespeare if I'd failed to grasp the plot of Bridget Jones's Diary.2.2×125k3.4k23411
75Aug 17, '22📞"If you don't like faeces in your Ribena then move to Belgium. It's as simple as that." 🇬🇧 Colin from Portsmouth argues that water companies pumping sewage into our rivers is y2.1×04.1k1.1k137
76Mar 6, '24Missing a Love to the Family there, Emily2.0×114k2.1k14629
77Oct 16, '22📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡"2.0×04.1k951128
78Feb 21, '22When the UK media avoids all mention of Brexit ....1.9×03.9k916131
79Feb 4, '22He knows the club. #TopTopPundits @Fiveankles1.8×03.6k548259
80Oct 12, '22That need to avoid mentioning Brexit again1.6×03.3k747112
81Sep 7, '22A relief that Brighton v Crystal Palace has been postponed. There's no fiercer rivalry in world football1.5×04.1k28094
82Oct 18, '22Every media interview with a Labour politician.1.5×03.1k678115
83Oct 10, '22Pundits when a British manager gets sacked1.5×03.5k487127
84Sep 21, '20📞"I'm all for grassroots football but NOT Snapchat Athletic. It's disgusting!" 😡 Colin, 56, is furious that @hashtagutd are in the FA Cup, and has it out with Hashtag United CEO 1.4×03.3k343117
85Aug 5, '22📞 "Rishi Sunak is making it illegal to hate Britain and YOU'LL be the first to go! 😡😡🇬🇧🇬🇧" 🎙️"How am I anti-British?" 📞"You said Brexit was a bad idea, you're against frac1.4×02.7k592105
86May 10, '22📞Keir Starmer should do the decent thing AND RESIGN 😡 🎙️That would put pressure on Boris. 📞 Then let's forgive and forget. But if Starmer puts pressure on the police to forgive1.4×02.9k55588
88Oct 18, '20Is Crystal Palace v Brighton the fiercest derby in world football?1.3×03.3k35758
89Jun 21, '22📞"You know who's at fault for these train strikes? It's Jeremy Corbyn! He's trying to take us back to the 1970s!" 🎙️"I thought you wanted us back in the 1970s?" 📞"I did, but not1.3×02.6k63059
90Apr 8, '22The media avoiding the B word when reporting on the congestion near Dover1.3×02.1k78579
91Sep 27, '22📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡"1.2×02.6k529111
92Nov 22, '22📞"I am disgusted with what Elon Musk has done to Twitter!" 🎙️"I thought you'd be in your element, Colin!" 📞"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought throug1.2×02.4k57865
93Oct 15, '22Miriam Margoyles is currently both the first and last person to say 'fuck' on the BBC.1.2×02.8k47542
94Oct 20, '22📞"The Conservative party are thwarting the will of the 80,000 people who voted for them! 😡" Colin from Portsmouth demands a "Specific Election" to remove what he fears is a creep1.1×02.3k48773
95Mar 23, '22The English Calendar Of Outrage 😡 as told by Colin from Portsmouth1.1×02.2k47484
96Oct 5, '22📞"A great British industry is dying in front of our very eyes." 🎙️"Steel workers?" 📞"No, the Conservative party." Colin from Portsmouth worries that the tories will be wiped out1.1×02.2k46875
97Mar 31, '21Colin from Portsmouth DESTROYS @Femi_Sorry in a debate over this government's handling of the Covid pandemic. Femi's researched this topic meticulously, but it was Colin, who hadn'1.0×02.2k39959
98Sep 13, '22Love to the family, James x1.0×02.8k14078
99Aug 19, '22"Have you got a frayed bedsheet? Don't colour it in, we haven't got time." How a Chelsea fan designed the worst football banner in history. #FanBannerHelpline1.0×02.4k261111
100Jul 7, '21On this form Kasper Schmeichel could've saved my parents' marriage1.0×02.7k24210
101Nov 12, '22Matt Hancock's final trial in the show should be the actual trial he should be at.0.8×02.2k2521

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