| 1 | Aug 1, '23 | The Official List Of Woke Things. As told by Colin from Portsmouth. | 68.9× | 3.9M | 10k | 2.7k | 786 |
| 2 | Apr 4, '24 | Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? 🤯 | 34.3× | 1.9M | 11k | 1.2k | 906 |
| 3 | Nov 15, '23 | 📞"Do you know who the real villain is in all this? It's Gary Bloody Lineker. He's stopping us from sending people to Rwanda 😡" Colin from Portsmouth on small boats and @GaryLinek | 31.1× | 1.8M | 2.6k | 501 | 123 |
| 4 | Jun 27, '24 | Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? The best bit of scouting in modern football. | 22.3× | 1.3M | 5k | 266 | 712 |
| 5 | Apr 14, '23 | 📞"I am disgusted that Meghan Bloody Markle is going to the Coronation!" 🎙️"She's not going, Colin!" 📞"SHE'S SAID NO? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?" Colin from Portsmouth is furiou | 19.9× | 1.1M | 5.5k | 1.3k | 251 |
| 6 | Nov 9, '23 | 📞"How can I have an opinion without seeing what people I agree with have said first!? I might say the wrong thing!😡" Colin from Portsmouth is forced to have his say on a breaking | 17.9× | 1M | 3.4k | 770 | 134 |
| 7 | Sep 29, '23 | Every TV interview with a politican who "never said Brexit was going to be easy." | 16.4× | 934k | 4.3k | 1.1k | 172 |
| 8 | Sep 28, '23 | The Official List Of Woke Things | 15.8× | 899k | 4.8k | 1.2k | 359 |
| 9 | Jan 8, '24 | Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast | 15.3× | 869k | 4.4k | 989 | 206 |
| 10 | Feb 28, '23 | 📞"How come Northern Ireland has access to the single market and the rest of the country doesn't?🇬🇧" "This is the EU jealous of Brexit and punishing us for it, while Woke King Ch | 15.1× | 857k | 5k | 1.4k | 200 |
| 11 | Sep 13, '24 | "James O'Brien?!?" "James ULEZ Brien more like! That's how much of an enemy you are to this country😡" Colin from Portsmouth rings in to @LBC to give @mrjamesob a piece of his mind | 13.9× | 789k | 4.7k | 699 | 543 |
| 12 | Feb 4, '24 | Pundit furious after Arsenal celebrate winning football match. | 13.8× | 785k | 4.7k | 849 | 334 |
| 13 | Feb 24, '23 | 📞"Finally we're seeing the benefits of Brexit!" "More British foods like turnips. More British diseases like scurvy. And at last a return to the great British tradition of rationi | 13.3× | 754k | 5.3k | 1.5k | 171 |
| 14 | Apr 10, '25 | View post on X | 12.9× | 732k | 5.9k | 270 | 591 |
| 15 | Dec 13, '23 | "Merry Christmas to everyone, except the following people..." Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind. | 12.8× | 728k | 3.6k | 997 | 235 |
| 16 | Jan 5, '23 | Whoever comes in next at Everton, they MUST know the club | 12.8× | 728k | 2.7k | 339 | 88 |
| 17 | Nov 14, '23 | The official list of woke things. | 11.6× | 661k | 3.7k | 1.1k | 348 |
| 18 | Feb 1, '23 | 📞"Here's a Countdown Conundrum for you, Carol Vorderman... O K E W R I A O T T R - WOKE TRAITOR 😡" 🎙️"I've written 'Ratio Ewok', Colin." Colin from Portsmouth is furious with @c | 11.1× | 633k | 2.2k | 485 | 79 |
| 19 | May 10, '23 | 📞"Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole since the Conservatives got voted out 3 days ago😡" "I couldn't watch the coronation of King Prince Charles without fearing for my life! | 11.1× | 628k | 2.6k | 615 | 109 |
| 20 | Dec 19, '22 | Remember the rule: Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy | 10.7× | 609k | 4.9k | 1.3k | 176 |
| 21 | Nov 15, '23 | Love to the family @TomSwarbrick1 💖 | 10.5× | 597k | 3.4k | 302 | 100 |
| 22 | Jan 26, '24 | "Bring in Steven Gerrard, he knows the club" says pundit who is friends with Steven Gerrard. #Klopp | 10.3× | 585k | 2.9k | 459 | 185 |
| 23 | Jan 3, '24 | 📞"Tesco are selling Easter eggs a bit earlier than usual. It's disgusting! What if Jesus saw? The poor kid's only just been born and they're asking us to think about his death!😡" | 10× | 569k | 2.1k | 524 | 100 |
| 24 | Apr 18, '23 | Every media interview with politicans who "never said Brexit was going to be easy." | 9.9× | 562k | 3.9k | 1k | 122 |
| 25 | Dec 1, '23 | 🎧"My grandson's doing his Nativity play. They've made Jesus's mum a pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. The school's gone woke!😡" 🎙 | 9.7× | 550k | 3.8k | 1.2k | 222 |
| 26 | Mar 23, '23 | 📞"How was Boris supposed to know that the events he was witnessing with his own eyes were against the guidelines after telling us what those exact guidelines were every night?" Co | 9.4× | 532k | 3.2k | 803 | 97 |
| 27 | Sep 22, '23 | 7 bins. SCRAPPED ❌ Meat tax. SCRAPPED❌ A windfarm in every bedroom. SCRAPPED❌ Folding up second homes when you're not using them. SCRAPPED ❌ Every policy that Rishi Sunak scrapped, | 9.2× | 524k | 3.4k | 964 | 150 |
| 28 | Oct 6, '23 | 📞"I was looking at lovely old footage of London when there weren't immigrants. You could walk everywhere!" 🎙️"It'd be nice to return to where we had everything we need within 15 | 9.2× | 522k | 2.6k | 569 | 167 |
| 29 | Apr 12, '23 | 📞"You can add junior doctors to the list of enemies of this country!" 😡 "Clue's in the name, Anthony. CHILDREN. Why are we paying children anything, let alone £14!? It's a scanda | 9.1× | 517k | 2.2k | 569 | 76 |
| 30 | Mar 9, '23 | 📞"Everyone should have freedom of speech, EXCEPT THOSE I DON'T AGREE WITH." 😡 "Gary Bloody Lineker lost the Brexit war in 2016. Freedom of speech does NOT extend to political pri | 9.0× | 513k | 2.4k | 540 | 56 |
| 31 | Apr 5, '23 | 📞"I am Disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump!" "If Trump is found guilty of breaking the law, that means any one of us could be convicted if we did a crime! It's a danger | 8.9× | 503k | 2.7k | 608 | 95 |
| 32 | Feb 3, '23 | Love to the family @mrjamesob ❤️ | 8.8× | 503k | 2.2k | 151 | 73 |
| 33 | Jun 18, '24 | Colin from Portsmouth lists every policy Labour will enact if they win a supermajority, and it's utterly chilling. | 8.7× | 492k | 2.9k | 813 | 252 |
| 34 | Aug 19, '25 | The media every time Wrexham play | 8.0× | 457k | 4.4k | 447 | 433 |
| 35 | Jun 4, '24 | 📞"Coming to Clacton...from outside? Oh my God. He's...he's an immigrant!" Colin from Portsmouth is rocked by the stunning revelation that Nigel Farage will increase net migration | 7.7× | 440k | 2.8k | 819 | 168 |
| 36 | Jun 8, '24 | Looks like a case of "the wrong kind of footballer" | 7.7× | 440k | 3.7k | 792 | 413 |
| 37 | Jun 27, '24 | Sorry just getting this one straight. They've got a clip of her saying stuff most people agree with and then made her look like Super Mario? | 7.4× | 418k | 6.8k | 246 | 255 |
| 38 | Nov 13, '23 | 📞"They say that every time you clap your hands a fairy dies. And today the Wokerati Anti-Growth-Far-Left-Coalition have clapped their hands in unison and extinguished brave Suella | 7.2× | 412k | 2.6k | 621 | 108 |
| 39 | Mar 8, '23 | 📞"People persecuted and fleeing terror will think twice about fleeing that terror if they realise they might get a criminal record here and a fixed penalty notice!"🇬🇧 "You know | 6.8× | 389k | 2.3k | 545 | 50 |
| 40 | Aug 16, '22 | Bohemian Rhapsody but with the lyrics replaced by footballers' names. | 6.8× | 0 | 14k | 2.4k | 824 |
| 41 | Dec 19, '23 | Looks like we need to update the woke list | 6.7× | 379k | 2.1k | 529 | 162 |
| 42 | Jul 5, '24 | Please let's not forget the human element to this election result. Colin from Portsmouth has lost Penny Mordaunt 😞 | 6.6× | 373k | 2.9k | 557 | 213 |
| 43 | Feb 3, '23 | Quick reminder so we're clear: Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy | 6.5× | 368k | 2.3k | 636 | 102 |
| 44 | Sep 22, '22 | A simple explanation of trickle-down economics. | 6.4× | 0 | 11k | 3.8k | 500 |
| 45 | Aug 15, '23 | 📞"Legionnaires' disease?! It's a French illness! I knew the French would sabotage our asylum policy! They planted French bacteria on a boat holding asylum seekers because they can | 6.4× | 363k | 2.4k | 656 | 91 |
| 46 | Apr 9, '24 | 📞"London has fallen. Sadiq Khan has hidden inside an Islamist Trojan Horse and rolled into the city. Only Susan Hall can roll it back!" Colin from Portsmouth is passionate about t | 6.4× | 362k | 2.1k | 544 | 140 |
| 47 | May 19, '23 | 📞"I gargled sewage as a boy and it never did me any harm🇬🇧" "It shaped me and a generation of Conservatives. Me. Damian Green. Matt Le Tissier." Colin from Portsmouth says that | 6.0× | 341k | 2.3k | 609 | 72 |
| 48 | Nov 20, '23 | "YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE 😡!" "I just saw a mixed race couple in a festive advert! WHY WON'T THEY LET CHRISTMAS BE? 😨" Colin from Portsmouth is all for differen | 6.0× | 340k | 2.2k | 451 | 133 |
| 49 | Oct 10, '22 | The Official Anti-Growth Coalition Membership List 👇 As compiled by Colin from Portsmouth. | 5.9× | 0 | 11k | 2.7k | 476 |
| 50 | Sep 25, '24 | 🎙️"It turns out all these years I've confused 'Journalist' with 'Mouthpiece.'" High profile political journalist excited to reveal that he's recently discovered how to do journali | 5.7× | 324k | 2.1k | 718 | 160 |
| 51 | Dec 11, '23 | 📞"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!" 🎙️"What ARE British values, Colin?" 📞"Breaking international law, underpaying nurses and polluting waterw | 5.7× | 323k | 2.6k | 791 | 117 |
| 52 | Sep 5, '23 | 📞"It's not Rishi Sunak's fault! How was he supposed to know that schools would crumble now, and not in a year's time when Labour will be in charge!? 😡" Colin from Portsmouth is s | 5.6× | 317k | 2.6k | 623 | 81 |
| 53 | Jul 23, '22 | The media talking about the queues at Dover | 5.2× | 0 | 10k | 2.9k | 293 |
| 54 | May 30, '24 | Sorry about your mum. But on the plus side that was the period you got to know me as chancellor. You're still thinking about your mum, aren't you. | 5.2× | 295k | 3.6k | 716 | 117 |
| 55 | Oct 23, '23 | We meet three extraordinary young people and find out how they achieved so much at such an early age 🌟 | 4.8× | 275k | 2.2k | 473 | 98 |
| 56 | Aug 2, '23 | 📞"I'm disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump! If he's found guilty of breaking the law, that means normal people will be convicted if they do crimes too! It's a dangerous | 4.7× | 268k | 2.2k | 499 | 98 |
| 57 | Jan 26, '24 | "I never said Brexit was going to be easy," says politician who was recorded saying that Brexit would be easy. | 4.6× | 262k | 3.1k | 910 | 128 |
| 58 | Aug 30, '22 | @afcbournemouth Correct decision. Parker should never have chosen to play three title contenders in the first 4 games. Rookie error. | 4.4× | 0 | 14k | 360 | 19 |
| 59 | Nov 8, '22 | 📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy tha | 3.7× | 0 | 7.1k | 1.9k | 267 |
| 60 | Apr 5, '22 | 📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡" Colin from Portsmouth has never felt more let down by his party, | 3.7× | 0 | 7.4k | 1.8k | 219 |
| 61 | Mar 10, '23 | Whoever presents MOTD tomorrow will be seen as a scab. That's where this has got to. You couldn't script it. | 3.6× | 207k | 3k | 308 | 6 |
| 62 | Mar 20, '24 | "Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!" "What are British values, Colin?" Colin from Portsmouth explains British values. | 3.6× | 204k | 2.2k | 624 | 161 |
| 63 | Feb 27, '24 | When a politician says something racist and/or Islamophobic | 3.4× | 194k | 2.1k | 634 | 113 |
| 64 | Jun 30, '21 | 📞"Beating Germany was a huge result for Brexit. Merkel will be spinning in her grave." 🎙️"I thought you were boycotting the tournament because of the players taking the knee?" 📞 | 3.1× | 0 | 6.5k | 1.4k | 162 |
| 65 | Feb 18, '22 | 134,000 watching Big Jet TV right now. Bet none of them turn up to Stansted away on tuesday night 🙄 | 3.1× | 0 | 8.8k | 552 | 21 |
| 66 | Dec 5, '23 | 📞"When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me!" "I will not be collateral damage as a result of my own actions! Is that too much to ask?" | 2.9× | 162k | 2.2k | 613 | 102 |
| 67 | Oct 27, '22 | 📞"All we are saying is, be gay and proud at the World Cup. But don't be too gay." This Foreign Office minister advises LGBTQ+ England fans to "try to halve their overall gayness" | 2.7× | 0 | 5.4k | 1.2k | 207 |
| 68 | Aug 15, '22 | Pundits when a British manager gets sacked #TopTopPundits | 2.6× | 0 | 5.7k | 967 | 239 |
| 69 | Apr 18, '21 | Colin from Portsmouth WON'T BE SILENCED | 2.5× | 0 | 5.3k | 1k | 122 |
| 70 | Aug 25, '22 | The UK media reporting brexit | 2.5× | 0 | 4.8k | 1.3k | 158 |
| 71 | Dec 13, '22 | 📞"Bloody nurses! To think we risked our lives clapping for them in all weathers while there was a deadly virus around!" 📞"They're enemies of the people. Just like all the other e | 2.4× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.2k | 140 |
| 72 | May 4, '24 | Remember when we all thought Susan Hall had won the London mayoral election because some 'journalists' were told what to say on WhatsApp? We should remember that. | 2.3× | 131k | 3.1k | 433 | 24 |
| 73 | Oct 14, '22 | Colin from Portsmouth on U-turns. #torychaos | 2.3× | 0 | 4.5k | 1k | 122 |
| 74 | Sep 22, '24 | I too would struggle to write a book on Shakespeare if I'd failed to grasp the plot of Bridget Jones's Diary. | 2.2× | 125k | 3.4k | 234 | 11 |
| 75 | Aug 17, '22 | 📞"If you don't like faeces in your Ribena then move to Belgium. It's as simple as that." 🇬🇧 Colin from Portsmouth argues that water companies pumping sewage into our rivers is y | 2.1× | 0 | 4.1k | 1.1k | 137 |
| 76 | Mar 6, '24 | Missing a Love to the Family there, Emily | 2.0× | 114k | 2.1k | 146 | 29 |
| 77 | Oct 16, '22 | 📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡" | 2.0× | 0 | 4.1k | 951 | 128 |
| 78 | Feb 21, '22 | When the UK media avoids all mention of Brexit .... | 1.9× | 0 | 3.9k | 916 | 131 |
| 79 | Feb 4, '22 | He knows the club. #TopTopPundits @Fiveankles | 1.8× | 0 | 3.6k | 548 | 259 |
| 80 | Oct 12, '22 | That need to avoid mentioning Brexit again | 1.6× | 0 | 3.3k | 747 | 112 |
| 81 | Sep 7, '22 | A relief that Brighton v Crystal Palace has been postponed. There's no fiercer rivalry in world football | 1.5× | 0 | 4.1k | 280 | 94 |
| 82 | Oct 18, '22 | Every media interview with a Labour politician. | 1.5× | 0 | 3.1k | 678 | 115 |
| 83 | Oct 10, '22 | Pundits when a British manager gets sacked | 1.5× | 0 | 3.5k | 487 | 127 |
| 84 | Sep 21, '20 | 📞"I'm all for grassroots football but NOT Snapchat Athletic. It's disgusting!" 😡 Colin, 56, is furious that @hashtagutd are in the FA Cup, and has it out with Hashtag United CEO | 1.4× | 0 | 3.3k | 343 | 117 |
| 85 | Aug 5, '22 | 📞 "Rishi Sunak is making it illegal to hate Britain and YOU'LL be the first to go! 😡😡🇬🇧🇬🇧" 🎙️"How am I anti-British?" 📞"You said Brexit was a bad idea, you're against frac | 1.4× | 0 | 2.7k | 592 | 105 |
| 86 | May 10, '22 | 📞Keir Starmer should do the decent thing AND RESIGN 😡 🎙️That would put pressure on Boris. 📞 Then let's forgive and forget. But if Starmer puts pressure on the police to forgive | 1.4× | 0 | 2.9k | 555 | 88 |
| 87 | Oct 27, '24 | If you enjoy our work please consider buying us a coffee! We use the money to make more of these and towards another live tour next year ❤️ | 1.4× | 78k | 28 | 4 | 0 |
| 88 | Oct 18, '20 | Is Crystal Palace v Brighton the fiercest derby in world football? | 1.3× | 0 | 3.3k | 357 | 58 |
| 89 | Jun 21, '22 | 📞"You know who's at fault for these train strikes? It's Jeremy Corbyn! He's trying to take us back to the 1970s!" 🎙️"I thought you wanted us back in the 1970s?" 📞"I did, but not | 1.3× | 0 | 2.6k | 630 | 59 |
| 90 | Apr 8, '22 | The media avoiding the B word when reporting on the congestion near Dover | 1.3× | 0 | 2.1k | 785 | 79 |
| 91 | Sep 27, '22 | 📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡" | 1.2× | 0 | 2.6k | 529 | 111 |
| 92 | Nov 22, '22 | 📞"I am disgusted with what Elon Musk has done to Twitter!" 🎙️"I thought you'd be in your element, Colin!" 📞"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought throug | 1.2× | 0 | 2.4k | 578 | 65 |
| 93 | Oct 15, '22 | Miriam Margoyles is currently both the first and last person to say 'fuck' on the BBC. | 1.2× | 0 | 2.8k | 475 | 42 |
| 94 | Oct 20, '22 | 📞"The Conservative party are thwarting the will of the 80,000 people who voted for them! 😡" Colin from Portsmouth demands a "Specific Election" to remove what he fears is a creep | 1.1× | 0 | 2.3k | 487 | 73 |
| 95 | Mar 23, '22 | The English Calendar Of Outrage 😡 as told by Colin from Portsmouth | 1.1× | 0 | 2.2k | 474 | 84 |
| 96 | Oct 5, '22 | 📞"A great British industry is dying in front of our very eyes." 🎙️"Steel workers?" 📞"No, the Conservative party." Colin from Portsmouth worries that the tories will be wiped out | 1.1× | 0 | 2.2k | 468 | 75 |
| 97 | Mar 31, '21 | Colin from Portsmouth DESTROYS @Femi_Sorry in a debate over this government's handling of the Covid pandemic. Femi's researched this topic meticulously, but it was Colin, who hadn' | 1.0× | 0 | 2.2k | 399 | 59 |
| 98 | Sep 13, '22 | Love to the family, James x | 1.0× | 0 | 2.8k | 140 | 78 |
| 99 | Aug 19, '22 | "Have you got a frayed bedsheet? Don't colour it in, we haven't got time." How a Chelsea fan designed the worst football banner in history. #FanBannerHelpline | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 261 | 111 |
| 100 | Jul 7, '21 | On this form Kasper Schmeichel could've saved my parents' marriage | 1.0× | 0 | 2.7k | 242 | 10 |
| 101 | Nov 12, '22 | Matt Hancock's final trial in the show should be the actual trial he should be at. | 0.8× | 0 | 2.2k | 252 | 1 |