ELIJAH SCHÄFFER

@ElijahSchaffer839k followers

Host @slightlyoffens on @therifttv | Reporter | “Subpar Comedian” - Trump | Believe everything you read online, even if it's contradictory | Show links below

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1Mar 14, '23Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?144×61.8M170k16k14k
2Dec 22, '22You asked for $25 minimum wage You get: First fully automated McDonalds in Texas123×53M92k17k3.9k
3Sep 6, '25Can someone link me the raw footage? I want to release it in an article. You aren’t mad enough.122×52.7M187k12k17k
4Mar 6, '23This is how to deal with shoplifters86.2×37.1M113k12k7.3k
5Mar 15, '23Bullet proof safe rooms in schools. WTF80.5×34.6M155k11k5.3k
6Jul 1, '23The power washer hero we didn’t know we needed68.6×29.5M116k7.5k2.8k
7May 30, '25You look easy to draw64.5×27.7M232k8k12k
8Sep 2, '23Chat GPT will make fun of Jesus but not Muhammad53×22.8M124k14k4.8k
9Jun 15, '25Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now52.9×22.8M95k5.1k6k
10Mar 5, '23Stop exaggerating, trans issues aren’t that big of a deal Nobody is forcing anything on you or your family It’s not like we are openly shipping trans flags to your doorstep45.5×19.6M42k3.8k1.2k
11Feb 7, '23I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made44.8×19.3M119k12k3.9k
12Jun 30, '24Holy shit, what a f*cking waste38.3×16.5M86k4.7k11k
13Mar 21, '25They’re trying to convince you this is the most beautiful girl in the world34.8×15M107k4.2k3.3k
14Nov 25, '24Never forget what they took form us34.1×14.7M39k2.4k4.5k
15Jun 10, '23BREAKING: Lizzo had a mental breakdown in Los Angeles32.9×14.1M53k5k5k
16Jan 29, '23How did one of the largest egg production plants burn down during a national egg shortage?32.7×14.1M104k25k2k
17Sep 5, '24588,000 dislikes - when will Hollywood learn?30.7×13.2M45k8791.4k
18Jan 24, '25Boomers will kick you out of the house at 18 so they can live like this on a Tuesday at 11am29×12.5M92k2.7k4k
19Nov 11, '25I was just SUED for $5,000,000 over my X posts criticizing Israel by FBI director Kash Patel's inner circle. I've never engaged in defamation or illegal activity. Gross LAW FARE Th26.9×11.6M79k14k7.8k
20May 2, '23Obesity almost killed this child. It’s crazy to think being fat won’t hurt you or your family until it does. Obesity kills Take care of yourselves fam!25.8×11.1M72k13k2k
21Nov 26, '23Materialism is a trap24.9×10.7M38k2.1k3.3k
22Jun 14, '25BREAKING: unlawful assembly called in LA Multiple inured24.5×10.5M75k6.6k6.4k
23Aug 9, '23TikToker visits Japan and can’t comprehend how the cities are so much Cleaner, nicer, safe, and high tech than USA cities He says they don’t even compare. Tons of comments mystifie24.3×10.5M40k4.7k4.5k
24Dec 4, '24Oh no, accountability for your own actions 😳23.2×10M35k2.3k17k
25May 23, '25Not a kid in sight Theme park adults should be deported23.1×9.9M49k2.4k5.3k
26Jun 26, '23We’re supposed to work 40+ hours a week For 40 years At a job we hate To end up here? There has to be more to life20.7×8.9M65k8.1k3.5k
27Jul 3, '25Bare minimum is a flex in this culture. Wild20.1×8.7M71k2.7k3.6k
28Sep 6, '24“Mixed race kids just look better” Mixed race kids:17.8×7.7M41k1.7k3.1k
29Jun 23, '23ATTENTION FEMINISTS: why aren’t you fighting for equality in this profession?17.4×7.5M37k4.6k1.5k
30Jan 23, '24After 50 years how did we manage to make refrigerators less useful?17.1×7.4M56k7.1k6.9k
31Feb 27, '23Mass casualty mine collapse in China Wake up every day and remember it could be your last Appreciate every moment!16.6×7.1M39k6.8k2.8k
32Aug 24, '25“Body shots only” - why do blacks cheat in fights the same way Indians can’t help themselves from scamming?16.5×7.1M66k1.8k3.9k
33May 23, '2509.11.2001 Ask yourself this: why are you just seeing this footage for the first time in 2025?15.9×6.8M36k6.4k22k
34Mar 27, '23This is Japan. Nobody steals the money. This would never happen in America. Why?15.5×6.7M38k3.8k913
35Mar 8, '23A legend is born15.3×6.6M45k3.6k664
36Mar 11, '25Why do masculine lesbians always adopt the style of a 13 year old upper middle class Hispanic boy with divorced parents?15×6.4M87k3.8k4.9k
37Feb 22, '23They’re TRIGGERED now when a STRAIGHT guy doesn’t want to have SEX with a transgender14.5×6.2M50k6.5k2.6k
38Apr 7, '25Fighting antisemitism in video games is so 202514×6M53k2.6k6.3k
39Jun 24, '23Pentagon has an accounting error of $6.2 Billion USD 72 hours later the Wagner group stages a military coup against Moscow13.5×5.8M44k7.8k1.3k
40Jun 16, '23Germany’s Top Model Winner 2023 (left) vs Random Ethnic German Model (right)13.1×5.6M35k1.9k1.8k
41Mar 6, '23Shoplifter gets a taste of her own medicine12.8×5.5M41k3.4k1.6k
42Feb 5, '23Just a reminder that this is the author who replaced images of the black kid with a “Getty stock image” of a random white kid When describing the attack on the 9 year old girl in a11.3×4.9M52k11k621
43Sep 8, '25The guy who created the GoFundMe for the killer of the Ukrainian girl on the bus What do you notice?10.9×4.7M52k5.9k2.2k
44Nov 6, '22BREAKING: @elonmusk says journalists with “they/them” pronouns in bio will pay a $16 monthly fee instead of the standard $8 for verification because “they” identify as multiple peo10.7×0395k42k4.4k
45Jul 3, '24Women literally do this and wonder why there has been restrictions on them in every culture throughout all of history10.7×4.6M65k3.9k3.2k
46Oct 12, '23I have confirmed the images of babies who were beheaded It’s actually worse, some have their limbs removed Bodies cut into pieces Treated like garbage Most inhumane thing I’ve ever10.3×4.4M36k5.6k1.1k
47Feb 24, '23Victoria’s Secret advertisement in 203010.3×4.4M50k5.3k2.1k
48Jan 10, '24Stop sending me this sh*t 😡10.1×4.3M60k3.8k1.6k
49Jun 7, '25Built like a 47 year old Mexican dad @Simone_Biles10×4.3M44k1.5k841
50Jun 11, '25Since California belongs to Mexico because they had it 1st Ukraine belongs to Russia9.9×4.3M86k6.7k2.3k
51Jun 11, '25NYPD is NOT the LAPD. They don’t mess around (🎥 @purephoto365 on instagram)9.6×4.1M54k4.8k2.7k
52Jun 27, '2519 year old suburban guy accomplishes more in an afternoon than some entire African countries did in 3,000 years9.6×4.1M52k2k2.7k
53Feb 12, '24People attracted to this are lying8.8×3.8M40k1.5k535
54Oct 22, '24Women literally watch the entire country collapsing Border flooding our nation with millions of criminals Dollar losing value every single day And go, “you know what matters to me 8.2×3.5M67k6.5k3.9k
55Mar 31, '25Learned behavior8.1×3.5M40k1.8k3.3k
56Jan 3, '253.4 million views and 500k likes. The people know7.9×3.4M45k2.8k9.3k
57Dec 8, '24This is why Syria is falling. In case you want to keep calling me a conspiracy theorist It will happen7.6×3.3M38k7.1k5k
58Aug 22, '22Why aren’t we encouraging our girls to pursue jobs like this? We need true equality7.6×0202k33k11k
59Oct 1, '24Reminder. Neither are my kids7.6×3.3M97k8.9k3.1k
60Feb 7, '25The children of illegals should be deported too Period7.4×3.2M60k9.2k2.3k
61Dec 29, '24Never forget the first Americans they made compete with offshore labor. They never recovered6.9×3M35k4k3.7k
62Nov 14, '24NEW: RFK Jr. says there will be COVID trials once appointed as Secretary of HHS Says the Trump admin will use RICO filings to break up big pharmaceutical cartels and punish corrupt6.5×2.8M66k11k3.7k
63Jun 2, '24*When you walk past a pride parade6.5×2.8M44k4k6.9k
64Jun 2, '25Uno reverse card activated5.7×2.4M73k6.7k5.5k
65Oct 23, '25Indians throwing used oil and grease down the public sewer system in Canada Import India? Become India5.6×2.4M59k7.8k2.7k
66Sep 16, '24He's so real for this5.4×2.3M46k2.7k1.4k
67Jan 6, '21BREAKING: Trump supporters have breached the Capitol building, tearing down 4 layers of security fencing and are attempting to occupy the building — fighting federal police who are5.3×066k31k3.2k
68Aug 10, '24No way5.1×2.2M41k1.7k1.5k
69Sep 19, '25The Canadian border in 20254.8×2.1M54k3.7k5.7k
70Jul 7, '25Honestly Mossad is pretty damn impressive Insane but you have to hand it to them They can rape your kids, blackmail your politicians and there’s nothing you can do about it If you 4.6×2M72k9.8k3.9k
71Sep 18, '25Panicking. Unhinged. Makes it look even worse. Over compensation usually implies guilt of some kind. Bizarre to release this4.4×1.9M58k6.6k3.3k
72Feb 5, '25You cannot celebrate the removal of Palestinians from Gaza While also being against the removal of Jews from Germany in the 1930s You sick f*cking blood hungry hypocrites I see you3.9×1.7M50k6.5k1.7k
73Sep 14, '25This trip right after Charlie’s assassination isn’t an accident It’s a warning to all of us3.7×1.6M41k4.5k1.9k
74Jun 14, '25LOS ANGELES: protestors walk over trash & dying drug addicts in the streets chanting “fuck Donald Trump” They think Trump is the biggest issue in LA3.7×1.6M45k6.5k1.9k
75Jul 15, '25Imagine being such a victim you’re asking a puppet to apologize3.5×1.5M58k5.2k602
76Nov 9, '25The entire housing market exists upon how far you can live away from situations like this3.4×1.4M40k2k1.9k
77Sep 6, '25Execute him on TV3.3×1.4M63k3.8k781
78Jan 16, '21A 78 yr old man campaigned from his basement Picks one of the most unpopular VP’s Receives the most votes of any candidate in history at 4am Confirmed in the middle of the night An3.3×092k31k1.4k
79Sep 20, '25Just kindly remember who you’re dealing with3.1×1.3M45k3.7k1.4k
80Sep 24, '24They gave more prison time to Americans for trespassing on January 6th, 2021 Than they did to a co-conspirator who robbed Americans of billions of dollars3.1×1.3M44k8.9k904
82Feb 7, '25Normalize Muslims going back to Muslim countries if they want Muslim culture so badly2.9×1.2M57k5.1k2.1k
83Jul 7, '25They lied about Epstein, Diddy, Iran, Gaza, Libya, Iraq, Syria, 9/11, Covid, vaccines, shutdowns, 2020 election But they definitely are telling you the truth about WW2, the holocau2.9×1.2M42k7.1k3k
84Sep 26, '25Israel can control every phone in a country on demand but couldn’t detect 3rd world paragliders on October 7th Whoever still believes that deserves to be occupied LMAO2.9×1.2M40k5.5k1.9k
85Feb 18, '25This remains one of the craziest sagas of content in my entire life2.6×1.1M37k4.8k6.9k
86Feb 11, '25Nice to hear an Englishman finally speak like an Englishman2.5×1.1M51k4.7k3.6k
87Mar 27, '25You can’t get arrested for being anti-American But you can get arrested for being anti-Israel2.5×1.1M41k6.8k838
88Aug 31, '20The most important video of 20202.2×035k23k4.3k
89May 30, '20BREAKING: tonight’s Dallas riot was pre-planned Organizers were directing the crowd where to go They had pallets of 100 bricks ready for rioters They were yelling to the crowd “go 1.5×035k16k619
90Oct 24, '20Battle breaks out between Trump supporters and teenagers 😂1.4×042k6.1k1k
91Aug 25, '24So true1.4×611k50k4.1k626
92Nov 7, '22BREAKING: As the new Twitter Blue is rolling out, some users are upset When selecting your “sex” option in the profile it only has “male, female, & other” If a user selects “ot1.4×049k4.6k735
93Feb 11, '22“That’s my nigga @joerogan, fuck the noise”1.3×046k8.3k758
94Oct 11, '22All the people who defended the vaccine are awfully quiet these days1.2×040k5.7k269
95Nov 19, '20BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani says they've tracked enough ineligible votes to flip the election in favor of Trump1.1×041k5.2k124
96Jul 10, '22View post on X1.0×034k6.2k390
97Dec 27, '20So we can have vaccine ID cards but we still can’t have Voter ID?1.0×033k6.4k56

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