| 1 | Apr 6, '25 | Your 401K lost more money in 2022, but the media didn’t tell you to panic so you didn’t. | 197× | 5.5M | 66k | 7.4k | 2.3k |
| 2 | May 23, '25 | “Harvard, but with American students.” | 164× | 4.6M | 51k | 2.2k | 1.4k |
| 3 | Sep 11, '25 | On my way to have a minor disagreement with a liberal | 159× | 4.4M | 205k | 14k | 8.7k |
| 4 | Jul 2, '24 | The only way to save this country is for libs to chill the F out. Seriously. Stop being communist. Stop being child sex weirdos. Stop acting like every court decision that doesn’t | 128× | 3.5M | 42k | 5.8k | 3.4k |
| 5 | Aug 29, '24 | “I am a 55-year-old lifelong Republican. I hunt, fish, own an AR-15, and listen to Hank Williams, Jr. and I’m voting Democrat for the first time in my life to save our democracy.” | 119× | 3.3M | 52k | 3.6k | 1.2k |
| 6 | Apr 17, '25 | BREAKING: Due to Trump‘a tariffs Vietnamese prostitutes will now only love Americans medium time. | 109× | 3M | 46k | 3.2k | 1.9k |
| 7 | Apr 25, '25 | Libs deleting their “no one is above the law” tweets | 92.5× | 2.6M | 64k | 7.7k | 1.5k |
| 8 | Jan 11, '24 | Alabama has chosen a new coach! | 86.3× | 2.4M | 24k | 2.1k | 394 |
| 9 | May 28, '25 | “A movie, but without Pedro Pascal.” | 81× | 2.2M | 80k | 3.6k | 1.2k |
| 10 | Jul 7, '24 | Sad day at church. We’ve been visiting a local place as guests for months now. It’s old school, has a great nursery and choir, and has skillfully avoided politics since we started | 76.1× | 2.1M | 13k | 949 | 434 |
| 11 | Jun 5, '25 | “Now say ‘nobody wants to buy EVs anyway’.” | 72.9× | 2M | 58k | 3.3k | 1.1k |
| 12 | Aug 22, '24 | “And Trump says ‘Look, they killed your uncle and tried to kill me. What if we made you their boss?’ And I said ‘you know what, fuck it I’m in.’” | 65.1× | 1.8M | 60k | 5.1k | 2.1k |
| 13 | Jan 25, '24 | Looks like the band is getting back together | 61.6× | 1.7M | 12k | 884 | 411 |
| 14 | Jul 2, '24 | People in 1999: “In 25 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer.” 25 years later: none of that shit. Instead Democrats try to install Montel Williams’s side piece as Pr | 55.5× | 1.5M | 20k | 2.6k | 1.3k |
| 15 | Jan 25, '25 | I’m convinced white libs don’t know millions of Latinos are here legally. “Who is gonna run your Mexican restaurants? Who is gonna landscape your yard?” Erm, prolly like Mexican du | 54.5× | 1.5M | 56k | 3.2k | 1.3k |
| 16 | Jun 11, '25 | “Mayor Bass, but it’s an actual fish.” | 53.4× | 1.5M | 6.6k | 667 | 157 |
| 17 | Jun 13, '25 | Libs adding the Iranian flag emoji to their bios | 49.1× | 1.4M | 41k | 2.7k | 1.1k |
| 18 | Feb 26, '25 | PSA for all you blue staters fleeing your hellholes and relocating to the South: when someone holds the door open for you down here, you say “thank you.” F***ing savages. | 45.1× | 1.3M | 50k | 2.7k | 605 |
| 19 | Sep 10, '25 | I don’t think they mean it | 41.6× | 1.2M | 14k | 1.2k | 231 |
| 20 | Oct 12, '25 | Marco Rubio realizing he’s going to have to coach Penn State | 36.5× | 1M | 36k | 2.2k | 541 |
| 21 | Aug 10, '25 | Mamdani winning or losing isn’t the point. The fact an unapologetic Commie has any chance at all, let alone in America’s most iconic city, is the canary in the coal mine. | 32.5× | 901k | 25k | 2.6k | 289 |
| 22 | Jul 29, '25 | View post on X | 32.2× | 893k | 35k | 2.4k | 852 |
| 23 | Mar 21, '25 | People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer.” 40 years later: “What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?” | 31.2× | 866k | 27k | 2.3k | 563 |
| 24 | Aug 27, '24 | NeverTrumpers be like | 29.7× | 824k | 19k | 1.1k | 380 |
| 25 | Nov 6, '25 | I’m a Trump guy. Voted for him 3 times. Donated to his campaign. Spent countless hours of my life making memes in his honor. I want nothing more than for him to succeed. But this “ | 27× | 749k | 16k | 1.6k | 582 |
| 26 | Feb 23, '24 | So many of us Gen Xers grew up being taught to NOT judge people by the color of their skin. Was literally drilled into our brains from kindergarten, and rightly so. Which is why “f | 26.6× | 739k | 9.5k | 1k | 487 |
| 27 | Sep 21, '25 | Republicans haven’t had this much political capital in my lifetime. I am begging the Republican Party not to screw this up. Do not let this man’s death be in vain. | 25.5× | 708k | 39k | 3.8k | 363 |
| 28 | Nov 6, '24 | Can’t believe this didn’t win it for them | 23.8× | 661k | 10k | 1k | 1.1k |
| 29 | Jun 27, '25 | I like the Supreme Court but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese court every now and then | 22.2× | 617k | 3.7k | 253 | 98 |
| 30 | Jun 10, '25 | View post on X | 20× | 554k | 27k | 2.7k | 957 |
| 31 | Aug 17, '24 | Nothing will ever be funnier to me than the blue-blood academics who travel the world and read The Atlantic being flat-out wrong about every event in modern history while Bubba Jac | 19.6× | 544k | 12k | 959 | 532 |
| 32 | Sep 17, '25 | I am begging, nay pleading, for the anti-Israel “conservatives” to shut the fuck up. We are in the middle of winning a decades-long culture war and some of the right’s biggest infl | 19.4× | 539k | 13k | 1.9k | 747 |
| 33 | Oct 20, '24 | “Trump wasn’t actually working at the McDonald’s.” | 17.4× | 483k | 24k | 1.2k | 291 |
| 34 | Dec 17, '24 | If you take what I paid for this thing and divide it by the number of things my wife has made with it we are looking at $250 per loaf of bread. | 14.6× | 404k | 9k | 187 | 299 |
| 35 | Oct 13, '25 | View post on X | 14.3× | 398k | 14k | 841 | 861 |
| 36 | Apr 14, '25 | The inside of the spaceship | 14× | 389k | 7.1k | 287 | 151 |
| 37 | Apr 21, '25 | Kanye’s cousins waiting on the next family reunion | 13.4× | 371k | 3.3k | 284 | 133 |
| 38 | Aug 2, '25 | “Sydney Sweeney has great jeans, Why are all the dildos green? Do do do do do do do do do We didn’t start the fire . . .” | 13.2× | 367k | 5.6k | 320 | 250 |
| 39 | Jul 29, '24 | “JD Vance is weird” | 12.7× | 353k | 16k | 1.3k | 196 |
| 40 | Sep 19, '25 | One of the first things the Nazis did was cancel underperforming late night talk shows. We all see where this is going. | 12.7× | 352k | 16k | 1.1k | 357 |
| 41 | Apr 3, '25 | It’s becoming increasingly clear that the average American doesn’t have the stomach necessary to fix the country. Decades of globalist bullshit have wrecked American industry and t | 12× | 333k | 15k | 2k | 843 |
| 42 | Jan 23, '25 | “A Republican, but he’s not a little bitch.” | 10.4× | 287k | 15k | 796 | 373 |
| 43 | Apr 23, '25 | The student debt thing is simple: cancel the interest (or make it 1-2%). The rates are regularly jacked up by lenders with little to no notice and we shouldn’t be in the business o | 10.1× | 279k | 9.9k | 745 | 192 |
| 44 | Apr 30, '24 | “Nazis, but they’re theatre kids.” | 9.9× | 274k | 4.5k | 316 | 187 |
| 45 | Apr 28, '24 | Hear me out: | 9.5× | 264k | 5.1k | 524 | 77 |
| 46 | Jul 9, '25 | “Superman, but he’s a little Commie bitch.” | 8.8× | 244k | 6.7k | 333 | 79 |
| 47 | Jun 11, '25 | Democrats: “Don’t believe conservative media, L.A. is fine.” L.A.: | 8.6× | 239k | 6.7k | 475 | 129 |
| 48 | Jan 12, '25 | “Fire hydrants, but they have water.” | 8.5× | 236k | 12k | 937 | 147 |
| 49 | Mar 13, '25 | BREAKING: Both Russia and Ukraine have agreed to stop fighting immediately so long as Megan Markle doesn’t go through with her new podcast. | 8.4× | 233k | 4.9k | 428 | 63 |
| 50 | Jul 31, '24 | “Obama, but less intelligent and more annoying.” | 8.4× | 232k | 6.4k | 420 | 149 |
| 51 | Jul 6, '25 | “A gas pump, but it doesn’t ask you 20 questions.” | 8.3× | 231k | 6.2k | 249 | 48 |
| 52 | Jan 10, '25 | Newsom: “The situation is under control.” The situation: | 7.9× | 219k | 5.3k | 604 | 114 |
| 53 | Apr 8, '25 | Imagine being a liberal activist since the 60s and you’ve come so close to dismantling Western Civilization in America and out of nowhere this gaudy New York real estate tycoon fli | 7.7× | 214k | 8.9k | 752 | 720 |
| 54 | Sep 6, '25 | This is a shame because prior to this Philadelphia sports fans had great reputations | 7.5× | 208k | 4k | 275 | 38 |
| 55 | Nov 1, '25 | People diss this shit but I use it all the time. I don’t have all day to mince garlic. There are strangers on the internet waiting to be insulted. | 7.4× | 207k | 5.9k | 136 | 39 |
| 56 | Sep 2, '25 | “Would? Would what?” | 6.7× | 185k | 10k | 286 | 189 |
| 57 | Jun 30, '24 | It’s just a stutter | 6.7× | 185k | 5.1k | 472 | 80 |
| 58 | Oct 11, '24 | “Kamala, I don’t think the outreach to men is working.” | 6.3× | 176k | 7.5k | 621 | 111 |
| 59 | Jun 18, '25 | “Are you telling me you don’t know the square root of 12,496?” | 6.0× | 165k | 5.7k | 312 | 60 |
| 60 | Jul 31, '25 | The inventor of food trucks: “We charge a ton of money for normal food and there’s nowhere to sit.” | 5.9× | 164k | 5.7k | 237 | 53 |
| 61 | Nov 11, '25 | I remember well the night of the last Presidential election. Trump’s victory represented the greatest redemption arc of my lifetime, and it felt like we all played a part. The ener | 5.9× | 163k | 5.7k | 1.1k | 439 |
| 62 | Oct 29, '25 | I don’t know who this is but I know she has a Xanax prescription and a boyfriend she psychologically abuses | 4.8× | 134k | 5.2k | 344 | 58 |
| 63 | Jun 12, '25 | My wife has to go to this fancy work function and they valet and of course her car is a dumpster inside so she asked me if we could meet and she could put all the junk in her into | 4.8× | 134k | 2.6k | 111 | 151 |
| 64 | Jul 23, '24 | Republicans: “We want proof of life.” Democrats: “See, he’s fine!” | 4.8× | 132k | 4.3k | 236 | 47 |
| 65 | Nov 9, '25 | I don’t want a $2,000 check. I want a solvent country. | 4.7× | 129k | 7.1k | 499 | 29 |
| 66 | Aug 5, '25 | Legit looks like something a 14-year-old would pull at a high school talent show | 4.6× | 126k | 6k | 77 | 56 |
| 67 | Feb 12, '24 | True story: Molly blocked me because every time she posted I commented with a picture of Garth from Wayne’s World. | 4.4× | 123k | 2.7k | 175 | 16 |
| 68 | Jun 2, '25 | “June, but it’s just a regular month.” | 4.4× | 121k | 7.6k | 302 | 55 |
| 69 | Jul 26, '24 | “I’m a Reagan Republican and I’m supporting Kamala Harris for President.” | 4.3× | 119k | 2.9k | 211 | 40 |
| 70 | Aug 16, '24 | Price controls on food. $25K for first-time home buyers. Free healthcare for illegals. I don’t want to jump to conclusions here guys, but I’m starting to think Kamala might be a co | 4.2× | 117k | 7.8k | 816 | 116 |
| 71 | Aug 5, '25 | Ma’am that is the club champion and he’s married to a supermodel | 4.1× | 114k | 4.1k | 66 | 27 |
| 72 | Nov 3, '25 | I have no idea why this great man has chosen his current path. Why he has abandoned his values to platform weasely, prematurely ejaculating bigots. And to be honest I don’t care. H | 3.8× | 105k | 2.9k | 306 | 73 |
| 73 | Sep 6, '25 | Yes the Phillies lady is a lunatic, but firing her is a step too far. I mean I was against cancel culture when it was the right getting canceled, and I’m certainly against destroyi | 3.7× | 103k | 3.4k | 148 | 20 |
| 74 | Sep 16, '25 | Me every time Pam Bondi speaks | 3.7× | 103k | 5.9k | 376 | 40 |
| 75 | Jan 28, '25 | “Captain America, but he’s black and Communist.” | 3.7× | 103k | 6.3k | 569 | 93 |
| 76 | Oct 11, '25 | “We run the craziest bitch imaginable.” | 3.7× | 102k | 7k | 396 | 89 |
| 77 | Aug 23, '25 | I got mugged and killed in Detroit but I still don’t want Trump sending troops to my city. Take that MAGA! | 3.6× | 101k | 8.9k | 439 | 71 |
| 78 | Apr 6, '25 | Can someone tell me what the Democrats’ plan is to get us out of $36 trillion in debt? | 3.6× | 99k | 5.3k | 444 | 52 |
| 79 | Oct 22, '25 | Can’t imagine why | 3.4× | 93k | 6k | 525 | 130 |
| 80 | Mar 31, '25 | SNL cast members when Morgan Wallen leaves without giving them a wittle huggie | 3.3× | 92k | 5.1k | 138 | 21 |
| 81 | Nov 10, '25 | There’s no longer the will, particularly among younger voters, to fix the country. The consensus is that it’s broken beyond repair, and everyone is scrambling to get whatever they | 3.3× | 91k | 3.6k | 341 | 242 |
| 82 | Jul 30, '25 | I guess attempted assassinations and failed coups are “softball” now? | 3.2× | 88k | 7.1k | 441 | 38 |
| 83 | Apr 29, '25 | Canadians be like “At least we showed Trump.” | 3.0× | 82k | 4.5k | 379 | 60 |
| 84 | Jan 21, '25 | “Everywhere I go, I’m reminded of her . . .” | 3.0× | 82k | 3.6k | 212 | 53 |
| 85 | Aug 2, '25 | “An American city, but it’s safe for white people.” | 2.8× | 76k | 4.9k | 137 | 49 |
| 86 | Dec 8, '24 | “The Middle East, but we leave it alone.” | 2.7× | 75k | 2.8k | 291 | 42 |
| 87 | Nov 13, '25 | I like to remember Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens in their happier times | 2.7× | 75k | 3.1k | 229 | 50 |
| 88 | Sep 10, '25 | Charlie Kirk went around to college campuses challenging young people on their views in a respectful, civil manner. And they shot him for it! If you still think you can reason with | 2.7× | 75k | 3.4k | 597 | 60 |
| 89 | Feb 13, '25 | If DOGE could go ahead and dissolve the IRS before April 15, that’d be great. | 2.3× | 65k | 3.4k | 407 | 47 |
| 90 | Apr 25, '25 | “No one is above the law!” (except): - Joe Biden - Hunter Biden - liberal activist judges - Tesla vandals - MS-13 - Tren de Aragua - and anyone else the left agrees with politicall | 2.3× | 64k | 5.3k | 740 | 86 |
| 91 | Feb 5, '25 | To my liberal friends who are terrified by what they’ve seen during Trump’s first two weeks: Congratulations! Now you know how conservatives have felt for the last, I dunno, 40 yea | 2.3× | 63k | 3.4k | 622 | 194 |
| 92 | Jun 15, '25 | Love to see the youth standing up against teacher’s unions | 2.1× | 58k | 2.6k | 56 | 23 |
| 93 | Jul 18, '25 | The canceling of Colbert is proof that Boomer liberalism is dying. It will take years, if not decades, to repair the damage caused by this nightmarish ideology, but the sooner we s | 2.1× | 57k | 2.7k | 127 | 34 |
| 94 | Sep 30, '25 | Imagine joining the military because you were convinced Kamala was going to win and you could cosplay as a soldier in your furry costume and then Trump wins and you get Hegseth lma | 1.9× | 54k | 6.1k | 328 | 53 |
| 95 | Mar 21, '25 | View post on X | 1.8× | 50k | 2.8k | 264 | 29 |
| 96 | Oct 21, '25 | The same people calling Trump voters morons repeatedly spill their guts to this dude, completely unaware he’s in a disguise. | 1.4× | 39k | 3.1k | 219 | 47 |
| 97 | Sep 11, '25 | The left will shoot you in the face and 5 seconds later be like “we need to lower the temperature.” Well it was a cool 68 degrees in here until you guys started all the face blasti | 1.3× | 36k | 5k | 403 | 79 |
| 98 | Oct 27, '25 | Oh look a commie who has never done shit criticizing someone who is successful. A tale as old as time. | 1.2× | 34k | 4.4k | 275 | 8 |
| 99 | Apr 5, '25 | Watching people like Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, and Stephen Colbert become totally irrelevant has been one of the great joys of my lifetime. | 1.0× | 27k | 2.8k | 173 | 15 |
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