| 1 | Apr 24, '23 | I accidentally spilt some liquid on my new MacBook Pro. Touchpad stopped working and keypad was unresponsive. Took it to an Apple dealer: N320,000 to change both. Took it to Godwin | 19.6× | 2M | 23k | 6.1k | 2.5k |
| 2 | Mar 13, '23 | On the day my brother @KanayoOKanayo was called to the Bar, he was thanking all of us for coming to honour him. Then with a mischievously smile, he added: “Thank you for your sacri | 11.8× | 1.2M | 14k | 2.1k | 132 |
| 3 | Aug 20, '25 | Since I installed two 15KWh lithium batteries with eighteen 560 watt solar panels, NEPA has been coming to inspect my meter twice every week. 😂 | 11.5× | 1.2M | 15k | 1.8k | 2.2k |
| 4 | Mar 19, '23 | This is disgraceful and dangerous ethnic profiling. A 65 year-old man should be calling for peace, unity and a reduction of tension, not fanning the embers of discord. I have repor | 11.3× | 1.2M | 6.1k | 3.1k | 68 |
| 5 | Oct 17, '20 | Going somewhere with a young man now. He didn’t have a face mask. I gave him N500 to buy one from a nearby pharmacy. He came back with a mask and my money. The pharmacist said he k | 10.6× | 0 | 38k | 32k | 26 |
| 6 | Feb 28, '23 | Some people are busy writing their own 1999 Constitutions. So if you win in all 36 states but don’t get 25% in the FCT, you won’t be declared winner? What an absurd joke. We in FCT | 10.3× | 1.1M | 6.2k | 2k | 94 |
| 7 | Jun 18, '25 | Please is the Benue governor still an active Catholic priest? | 7.6× | 786k | 7.2k | 1.1k | 239 |
| 8 | Jan 28, '24 | CAF admin forgot to switch to his private account.😂 A foreigner can learn “no tension” and even “shoe get size” but you see that “okrika get quality” that he said? Na only confam | 7.4× | 766k | 12k | 2.3k | 75 |
| 9 | Sep 7, '25 | I remember meeting a rich man’s daughter when I was in Law School. She told me her full name and said “You must know my father.” I said “No o. Did he say he knows me?” She never sp | 7.4× | 760k | 16k | 1.9k | 790 |
| 10 | Oct 17, '20 | Stop shooting into the air in a sea of people. When you do, someone is likely to be hit. Is it that you don’t know? 🙄#EndSars. | 6.7× | 0 | 18k | 23k | 8 |
| 11 | Dec 23, '23 | If I think about marriage, I think there are roughly 4 phases but this is not a general rule. [WARNING: LONG POST ALERT!] Phase 1: Newly married. Madly in love. Everything is “My h | 6.7× | 687k | 6.4k | 2.8k | 3.7k |
| 12 | Oct 21, '20 | Nigeria: A country at war with its future. Such a shame. #EndBadGoveranceInNigeria | 6.0× | 0 | 17k | 20k | 20 |
| 13 | Apr 6, '23 | To be fair, Prof Soyinka’s use of the word ‘fascism’ was wrong. Passionate support for a politician is not new in Nigeria. Prof @MoghaluKingsley was downright provocative and insul | 5.7× | 585k | 7.9k | 3k | 67 |
| 14 | Oct 21, '20 | Governor Sanwoolu said nobody died yesterday. That was untrue. The Nigerian Army said it wasn’t involved. There’s plenty of evidence they were. We should be able to trust our leade | 5.2× | 0 | 15k | 17k | 24 |
| 15 | Oct 17, '20 | We should all have the humility to admit that none of us have ever seen anything like the #EndSARS protests. You can say it’s about police brutality/ reforms, or cost of governance | 5.1× | 0 | 15k | 17k | 10 |
| 16 | Sep 18, '24 | Dear @DangoteGroup, let’s pretend that NNPC doesn’t exist, if I want to buy 1 liter of your petrol, how much is it per liter? | 5.0× | 511k | 8.1k | 1.9k | 127 |
| 17 | Apr 14, '25 | The devil needs to be in complete possession of your soul for you to be able to say that Jesus hated poor people, just because you want to preach a hollow message of “prosperity” a | 4.8× | 496k | 9k | 2.8k | 417 |
| 18 | Feb 6, '23 | It was great to run into H.E. Peter Obi at the airport. We had a quick chat on Government Effectiveness, Cost of Governance and Policy Execution and I agreed to share some material | 4.7× | 480k | 12k | 1.7k | 17 |
| 19 | Dec 31, '22 | Strange that nobody is posting the Arsenal elephant anymore or talking about it falling by Christmas. So shall it be for those that predict your failure. The God that did it for Ar | 4.7× | 479k | 7.4k | 1.3k | 26 |
| 20 | Aug 30, '25 | In my head, I can hear Berta asking Arteta in Pidgin English: “Anything again? You sure? Window dey close tomorrow o. Talk now if na Mbappe you want make I run am for you sharp sha | 4.6× | 476k | 7.4k | 1.2k | 122 |
| 21 | Oct 25, '25 | Today is my birthday. I am grateful to God for another year of grace. I thank God for the miracle of walking away from a serious car crash in June, unscathed. I thank God for the l | 4.6× | 472k | 10k | 888 | 121 |
| 22 | Apr 1, '19 | Being young is NOT a crime. Having dreadlocks is NOT a crime. Sagging your jeans is NOT a crime. Having tattoos and piercings is NOT a crime. The big crime is the police harassing | 4.4× | 0 | 16k | 13k | 14 |
| 23 | Oct 10, '20 | For those that say the focus should be on reforming the entire police force and not just on #EndSARS, I say this: The process to #EndSARS will raise questions as to why not the res | 4.2× | 0 | 13k | 14k | 17 |
| 24 | Oct 10, '20 | Mr President, the Police never evolved from colonial times when they were anti-people. The IGP is a product of the same system. Trusting him with any reform won’t work. I suggest y | 4.1× | 0 | 12k | 13k | 23 |
| 25 | Jul 17, '20 | Mr President has appointed me into the Steering Committee to drive digital identification, chaired by the SGF. Our task is to give all Nigerians a digital identity within 5 years. | 3.9× | 0 | 20k | 4.4k | 153 |
| 26 | Oct 7, '20 | OKONJO-IWEALA FOR WTO DG. Please show her some love by retweeting and liking. | Okonjo-Iweala Selected for Final Stage in Race for WTO DG - THISDAYLIVE | 3.9× | 0 | 16k | 11k | 11 |
| 27 | Oct 12, '20 | Mr President @MBuhari, please issue an order that, with immediate effect, live ammunition should not be found on policemen anywhere near peaceful protesters. Another young man has | 3.8× | 0 | 8.7k | 14k | 15 |
| 28 | Sep 9, '22 | Colonialism was bad but, as Wangari Maathai said, after 62 years since Nigeria’s independence, you can’t blame Colonialism for the lack of investment in Education, lack of Power or | 3.8× | 0 | 20k | 6.8k | 297 |
| 29 | Oct 9, '20 | I am not a clout chaser. I have plenty clout. I am not a cyber criminal or any sort of criminal. I am a responsible and patriotic citizen that pays his taxes and obeys all the rule | 3.7× | 0 | 15k | 10k | 16 |
| 30 | Oct 17, '20 | Everybody that has brutalized and killed innocent citizens needs to be arrested, tried and jailed. Set up a special tribunal for this purpose. People will begin to see the actions | 3.7× | 0 | 9.4k | 13k | 5 |
| 31 | Oct 10, '20 | As a public service reform advocate, let me explain why I support #EndSARS and not #ReformSARS, as many may have expected. You see, when an organisation has lost credibility in the | 3.4× | 0 | 11k | 11k | 61 |
| 32 | Jun 28, '19 | I have seen Biodun Fatoyinbo’s statement. I look forward to him carrying out his threat to sue Busola Dakolo. As Mrs Dakolo doesn’t have a church that can fund her defence, I have | 3.4× | 0 | 17k | 7k | 29 |
| 33 | Oct 25, '19 | Today is my birthday. Undeserved blessings everywhere. Kindness from strangers everyday. Prayers from family and friends every time. Ordinary me. I will continue to thank You, Lord | 3.4× | 0 | 19k | 2.1k | 28 |
| 34 | Oct 11, '20 | This is our response to the IG. #EndPoliceBrutality #ReformThePolice #EndSARS | 3.3× | 0 | 8.7k | 12k | 7 |
| 35 | Oct 10, '20 | Rest In Peace Jimoh Isiaq. You died while courageously demanding that we should #EndSARS, so that you and others may live. May your soul be received into heaven. | 3.2× | 0 | 11k | 10k | 2 |
| 36 | Jun 5, '20 | HOW TO GET NOMINATED INTO AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION: With the nomination of Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala for the DG of the World Trade Organisation position, let me try to explain ho | 3.2× | 0 | 11k | 5.7k | 2.5k |
| 37 | Oct 25, '24 | Today is my 60th birthday. Please help me thank God for His grace which has always overwhelmed me. | 3.0× | 307k | 12k | 1.2k | 76 |
| 38 | Jun 1, '17 | Having been happily married for 25 years, let me share my experience with my fellow men. The tips here won't work for everyone o. En hen! | 2.9× | 0 | 8.2k | 6.6k | 904 |
| 39 | Sep 29, '19 | You try to be big brother to Naija youth but they prefer #BigBrotherNaija. You trend #EndSARS to protect them, although SARS will never harass you the way they harass them, but the | 2.9× | 0 | 12k | 6.6k | 23 |
| 40 | Jul 5, '20 | Some unsolicited advice: 1. Learn how to drive 2. Learn how to ride a bicycle 3. Learn how to swim 4. Learn how to cook 5. If you can afford it, always have a full tank of petrol, | 2.8× | 0 | 14k | 5.4k | 443 |
| 41 | Jul 9, '17 | I met this 23 year-old babe for the 1st time & proposed to her 4 hours later. 27 years after, she is 50 today. Happy Birthday Mrs Kemi Abah🍾 | 2.7× | 0 | 9.6k | 6.5k | 1 |
| 42 | Oct 9, '20 | If you are out there tonight demand #EndSARSImmediately, I want you to know that I am keeping vigil with you and that I am proud of you. The brutality must stop. Public Servants ar | 2.7× | 0 | 12k | 7.1k | 9 |
| 43 | Oct 13, '20 | The skill needed now is how to turn the energy from the #EndSARS protests into a process for better governance: better policing, better healthcare, better education, jobs for the y | 2.7× | 0 | 8.6k | 8.5k | 13 |
| 44 | Dec 5, '24 | The day that Arsenal wins the league again, this Twitter will not contain all of us. I know that you know.😂 | 2.7× | 277k | 6.5k | 1k | 117 |
| 45 | Oct 3, '20 | Is it that the @NigeriaGov and the @PoliceNG are not aware of the nefarious activities of SARS or that they support it? I don’t understand. #EndSARS | 2.7× | 0 | 11k | 6.7k | 16 |
| 46 | Oct 23, '20 | Lessons I’ve learnt about Nigerian Youth recently: 1. They can say “Enough!” 2. They can organise 3. They can raise funds 4. They can project-manage 5. They can control the narrati | 2.6× | 0 | 12k | 6.6k | 35 |
| 47 | Jan 24, '21 | Guys, I need a side hustle o. Something that will be bringing me small money like N5k-N10k everyday. As I work full time, I can only spend like 2 hours a day on it. I DON’T want to | 2.6× | 0 | 8.8k | 3.4k | 2.7k |
| 48 | Oct 12, '20 | Lord, as I lay me down to sleep, I pray that nobody else dies tomorrow or any other day as part of #SARSMUSTEND. May the souls of all those that have already died Rest In Peace and | 2.5× | 0 | 8.4k | 7.5k | 2 |
| 49 | Sep 2, '17 | You can be disinterested in Politics, like me, but you can't afford to be disinterested in Governance. | 2.4× | 0 | 11k | 5.3k | 363 |
| 50 | Sep 15, '20 | Congratulations to my brother and friend @KanayoOKanayo on the occasion of his Call to the Bar today. Very proud of you, KOK. | 2.4× | 0 | 18k | 2.4k | 30 |
| 51 | Nov 22, '19 | I, Joe Abah, #SayNoToSocialMediaBill. It is a grievous infringement on the Constitutional right to free speech. We must be able to speak our minds, even when we are wrong or mistak | 2.4× | 0 | 9.6k | 6.4k | 9 |
| 52 | Apr 28, '19 | NOTE TO SELF: Be nice to the “Area Boys” in your area. Buy them food and drinks occasionally. They may save your life one day. | 2.4× | 0 | 12k | 4.6k | 35 |
| 53 | May 26, '22 | Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala never lost her Nigerian accent. It never affected her career. She wears her ankara. It never affected her career. When you have substance, you can afford to ign | 2.4× | 0 | 15k | 3.8k | 116 |
| 54 | Feb 3, '20 | With the Lagos #OkadaBan, we appear, as usual, to have gone for the option that involved the least thought & planning from a public policy perspective. If you are introducing 6 | 2.4× | 0 | 12k | 4.6k | 17 |
| 55 | Jun 14, '20 | 1. Somebody approved the Naira Marley concert 2. Somebody approved the non-essential flight to Abuja 3. Somebody approved a bottle of hard liquor per ticket 4. Somebody didn’t stop | 2.3× | 0 | 12k | 4.4k | 44 |
| 56 | Oct 25, '20 | I am grateful to God for giving me the grace to mark another birthday today, my first as a grandfather. Thanks for all your good wishes. “In everything give thanks; for this is God | 2.3× | 0 | 14k | 1.4k | 9 |
| 57 | Mar 24, '19 | It’s often difficult to go to countries like Kenya (our GDP is 6 times theirs) or Morocco (our GDP is 5 times theirs) and see that they have electricity 24/7 and we don’t. They hav | 2.3× | 0 | 9.2k | 5.6k | 25 |
| 58 | Mar 1, '20 | In the last 2 weeks, I have used the Abuja International Airport twice, London Heathrow Airport four times and Washington Dulles Airport twice. I also used the London Underground t | 2.3× | 0 | 8.7k | 5.8k | 119 |
| 59 | Oct 11, '20 | I have just seen the video of the IGP dissolving SARS across all formations, the 36 states and the FCT. The victory for actualising #EndSARS goes to Nigerian youth. Nobody else. I | 2.3× | 0 | 10k | 5.5k | 4 |
| 60 | Jun 12, '19 | Now, they ask for your CV, interview you & may offer you a job. Work hard, learn your craft, take care of your body, and pray without ceasing. One day, people will offer you a | 2.3× | 0 | 12k | 3.3k | 47 |
| 61 | Oct 25, '23 | It is nice to wake up this morning in the knowledge that God has added another year to my life. It’s my birthday today. I thank God for his mercy and love, which are sufficient for | 2.1× | 219k | 7.1k | 452 | 20 |
| 62 | Mar 21, '23 | My second grandson was born this morning. Mother and baby are very well. I will be taking ‘grand-paternity leave’ from Twitter to be ‘baby boying’ upandhan for the next few days. T | 2.1× | 212k | 8.5k | 332 | 7 |
| 63 | Feb 26, '21 | In case Nigeria has caused you to lose your sense of normalcy, it is not normal that more than 300 girls can be kidnapped from their school, two months after 300 school boys were k | 2.0× | 0 | 9k | 4.9k | 26 |
| 64 | Sep 18, '22 | Today, I want to talk about career decisions. To my mind, there are essentially four phases to your career. Each phase requires you to make a set of decisions that may or may not d | 2.0× | 0 | 7.2k | 3.3k | 2.5k |
| 65 | Oct 17, '20 | With everybody being nice and showing each other love during this #EndSars, does it mean there’ll be no more toxicity, meanness and vile abuse on TwitterNG? | 2.0× | 0 | 6.6k | 5.7k | 5 |
| 66 | Jan 3, '21 | Moving abroad the 1st time, I didn’t watch any in-flight movie. My eyes were firmly on the flight display. As soon as we left Nigeria, I made the sign of the Cross. When we left Af | 1.9× | 0 | 11k | 3.3k | 150 |
| 67 | Mar 8, '20 | This sun, enh. A guy using an ATM next to me turns to me and says: “Oga, my money dey enjoy inside AC, me I dey for hot sun. E good like that?” Speechless, for once in my life. 😂 | 1.9× | 0 | 11k | 3.4k | 36 |
| 68 | Apr 8, '20 | You see, when Pastor Dr @sam_adeyemi is talking sense based on research, there is no soft piano playing in the background. When others are yarning premium okoto, there will be soft | 1.8× | 0 | 8.1k | 3.7k | 132 |
| 69 | Oct 25, '18 | It’s my birthday today. I am full of gratitude to God for His abiding love, His steadfast faithfulness and His fulsome grace. To God be all glory, all the honour, all the adoration | 1.8× | 0 | 9k | 1.3k | 11 |
| 70 | Apr 20, '19 | 1. Beyonce is better than Michael Jackson. 2. Rochas’s statues are better than Michelangelo’s. 3. Odion Ighalo is better than Maradona. 4. Ikebe Super is better than Things Fall Ap | 1.7× | 0 | 7.4k | 3.5k | 31 |
| 71 | Jul 11, '20 | Behold, the coolest grandpa ever liveth. Yep! Your favourite Baby Boy has become the grandfather of a baby boy. Mother and baby boy are well. To God be the glory! For the avoidance | 1.7× | 0 | 12k | 742 | 11 |
| 72 | Dec 5, '22 | On a freezing 5th of December in north London, the Catholic priest asked me THE question and I answered “I do.” He asked her too and she too answered “I do.” 30 years later, we are | 1.7× | 0 | 13k | 878 | 35 |
| 73 | Mar 31, '20 | If the Ooni of Ife says he has a possible HERBAL cure for the Coronavirus, government should investigate the claim scientifically. There is no need to insult him or call for his ar | 1.7× | 0 | 9.1k | 3.1k | 16 |
| 74 | Jun 15, '19 | When you see ASUU trending, you automatically go “Oh no! Not another strike!” This time, it’s that President Buhari has approved N208 billion to upgrade all universities. Hope ASUU | 1.6× | 0 | 8.1k | 3.4k | 12 |
| 75 | Mar 3, '19 | Good afternoon. I have some good news. The new Abuja International Airport terminal is...mind blowing! As we alighted from the aircraft into the glass tunnel, you know that smell t | 1.6× | 0 | 6.4k | 3.7k | 45 |
| 76 | Jun 14, '22 | In Abuja, no light, no petrol, no diesel, no money, no security, no explanations…Na waa o. 😢 | 1.5× | 0 | 7.6k | 2.8k | 22 |
| 77 | Apr 8, '20 | In case you didn’t know, no money is kept in the Office of the Accountant General. Monies are kept in the Central Bank and the OAGF’s electronic data is backed up offsite in one of | 1.5× | 0 | 6.6k | 3.1k | 28 |
| 78 | Sep 21, '19 | I do not sit on the fence. I am THE FENCE! The fence between sense and nonsense. | 1.5× | 0 | 8.6k | 2.5k | 57 |
| 79 | Feb 16, '19 | Amina Zakari is not the reason why the elections were postponed. Amina Zakari is not the Chair of the INEC Logistics Committee. Amina Zakari is a public servant doing her best to s | 1.5× | 0 | 6.8k | 3.4k | 7 |
| 80 | Oct 7, '19 | ✅ Let’s try electronic voting. ⛔️ No, it will be abused. ✅Let’s try state police ⛔️No, it will be abused ✅But... ⛔️No! ✅ Let’s continue the way we are and stop complaining then ⛔️ | 1.5× | 0 | 6.6k | 3.4k | 15 |
| 81 | Jan 22, '22 | If Eguavoen will be in charge of Ghana v Nigeria, then I am confident. I don’t know any other coach that will understand the importance of this match for our collective mental well | 1.5× | 0 | 9.8k | 2.1k | 21 |
| 82 | Sep 4, '19 | Bring it to Computer Village...😊 | 1.5× | 0 | 6.4k | 3.5k | 37 |
| 83 | Jun 28, '19 | It would have taken incredible courage for a public figure, mother and wife IN NIGERIA to come out and do what Busola Dakolo did. Many women may not even tell their husbands and wo | 1.4× | 0 | 7.3k | 2.9k | 10 |
| 84 | Sep 23, '20 | It took me a very long time to learn that those guys that play musical instruments in churches get paid. When I asked why they were not doing it for God, the guy asked me: “Is the | 1.4× | 0 | 7.4k | 2.2k | 46 |
| 85 | Aug 18, '22 | One day, we will get a President whose inaugural speech will be: “As a country, we have been doing a lot of crazy things that don’t any make sense for more than 6 decades now. It s | 1.4× | 0 | 7.6k | 2.4k | 46 |
| 86 | Feb 5, '20 | I got one alert this evening for some work I did enh, it made me call the person (not a politician or anyone in government) to say there must have been a mistake. They said “No o. | 1.3× | 0 | 9.4k | 1.1k | 7 |
| 87 | Dec 21, '19 | 3 hours ago, I had the blessing of walking my daughter, Nnenna, down the isle as she married her heartthrob Tobi Ojo. I was honoured with the presence of Engr. @DaveUmahi of Ebonyi | 1.3× | 0 | 9.2k | 831 | 8 |
| 88 | Nov 3, '20 | Sam, a friend of mine who is a very successful property developer gave me this advice yesterday and I want to share: “When investing in property, it is better to buy a cheap rundow | 1.3× | 0 | 7.4k | 2.1k | 212 |
| 89 | Apr 10, '20 | During this lockdown, my heart goes out to those artisans that work for daily pay. I can’t imagine what electricians, plumbers, hairdressers, barbers, mechanics and bricklayers are | 1.2× | 0 | 7k | 2k | 16 |
| 90 | Oct 25, '22 | Another birthday today, in sound body and mind, surrounded by God’s mercy and enveloped by the love of family and friends. Another opportunity to count my blessings and say ‘Thank | 1.2× | 0 | 7.5k | 436 | 20 |
| 91 | Nov 20, '19 | My heart goes out to the Babcock lady. We can blame her as all we want but we all do stupid things when we are in a relationship. Nobody holy pass. You should be able to trust the | 1.2× | 0 | 6.6k | 2.2k | 6 |
| 92 | Jan 31, '20 | Like this tweet if you believe in the God of Odion Ighalo. He’s going to Manchester United. No need to retweet...unless the Spirit moves you. Just like. | 1.2× | 0 | 8.5k | 1.4k | 5 |
| 93 | Nov 7, '19 | I’m not showing off or anything o but I am not your mate. 😊 | 1.1× | 0 | 6.8k | 1k | 90 |
| 94 | Apr 20, '19 | End. Of. Discussion! | 1.1× | 0 | 6.2k | 2.1k | 14 |
| 95 | Sep 4, '19 | Good morning. #ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking. Preparing to go out and join the looting? Have you been supporting the looting going on? Didn’t @wizkidayo say to #SouthAfricans “You a | 1.1× | 0 | 6.2k | 2k | 3 |
| 96 | Jan 3, '21 | In your youth, you should japa if you want to and have an opportunity to do so. Get the basics, like a car, a house, a 90-inch TV and a bad bad sound system. Build your CV there &a | 1.0× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.5k | 33 |
| 97 | Jun 28, '22 | If Raphinha doesn’t want to play for us, we don’t want him either. We are Arsenal. We don’t beg anybody. We would rather suffer. We have the experience.😊 | 1.0× | 0 | 7.1k | 739 | 11 |
| 98 | Jul 27, '20 | ‘Mama Joe’ is 75 years old today...and still stunning! To God be the glory. | 1.0× | 0 | 7.7k | 353 | 4 |
| 99 | Jan 27, '20 | Although he didn’t win the #GRAMMYAwards2020, I am very proud of the recognition that @burnaboy has received on the world stage today. Angelique Kidjo dedicating her win to him is | 0.9× | 0 | 6.6k | 1.3k | 3 |
| 100 | Oct 5, '20 | You see all those people that post videos on @YouTube explaining how to fix simple things around the house or in the car? God will bless all of them one by one. | 0.9× | 0 | 6.2k | 1.2k | 16 |
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