| 1 | Apr 2, '24 | The Japanese love to pretend that they were just sitting around on the beach braiding flowers into each other's hair when the evil round-eyed devils suddenly targeted them for a we | 273× | 14M | 75k | 10k | 21k |
| 2 | Aug 13, '25 | "First, the engineers need to dig a giant pit 300 meters deep in the city center —" Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and stop you right there. | 197× | 10.1M | 151k | 4.9k | 8k |
| 3 | Mar 9, '24 | What you are seeing here is female intrasexual competition in its most raw and naked form. "Do not mate with a pretty American country girl who can help you build a home to live in | 90× | 4.6M | 26k | 2.2k | 5.4k |
| 4 | Oct 13, '24 | This is what will matter 1000 years from now. Not your politics. Not your stupid tantrums about who platformed who on some website. Not your incomprehensible desire to send NASA's | 67× | 3.4M | 46k | 7.1k | 5.2k |
| 5 | Dec 6, '24 | Ahf mgull wuff, whummh gruh mahmf. Whiffl mifh, bunguh wah snuggah. Blor mnah mrah muffah? Mmhrm, mmhrmm. "Uhff gugnah bluh muh," wugged Blorg, hufflm agh smugg. "Whaff knoff uh pl | 63.3× | 3.3M | 85k | 3.3k | 3.8k |
| 6 | Apr 10, '25 | I'm going to call it right now. A lot of stuff is going to break on this mission. By design. As part of the plan. Don't get upset. I'm not saying SpaceX plans to fail. I'm pointing | 57.8× | 3M | 8.3k | 1.3k | 2.8k |
| 7 | Jul 18, '25 | I didn't go to college until I was 30. This gave me a chance to see it with the perspective of an adult. One lecture in Industrial Psychology, in particular, I will never forget. T | 51.7× | 2.7M | 32k | 4.6k | 16k |
| 8 | Dec 31, '24 | Yes. I am not old enough to have lived in this world, but I am old enough to have seen it. Here's how it worked. Everyone, man and woman alike, walked around with the baseline idea | 46.6× | 2.4M | 28k | 3.2k | 7.6k |
| 9 | Nov 3, '25 | 1. Have capitalism. Life is good for 90%. 2. Find the 10% who can't thrive even in ideal conditions. 3. Tell them socialism would fix their problems. Use their support to implement | 46× | 2.4M | 21k | 1.8k | 3.4k |
| 10 | Mar 19, '24 | It's astonishing how few people understood Dune. It's as if they cannot reconcile the concepts of a good man and a bad outcome existing together. This is the whole point of Dune. I | 46× | 2.4M | 12k | 1.5k | 4.6k |
| 11 | Mar 10, '24 | That's because this dude doesn't know what education is. He speaks of growing wheat, herding sheep, riding a horse, and so on, but in the era of these skills, this was the kind of | 44.6× | 2.3M | 11k | 2.2k | 9.4k |
| 12 | Oct 11, '25 | The large explosion that immediately follows it. | 41.6× | 2.1M | 68k | 3.8k | 1.2k |
| 13 | Nov 9, '25 | Buyers: "How much will this house cost me?" Sellers: "What's your budget?" Buyers: "Well, it was 500K, but with these new fifty year mortgages, I think it could stretch to million. | 37.1× | 1.9M | 12k | 947 | 1.6k |
| 14 | Jun 5, '25 | These guys don't understand each other. Elon Musk is too guileless. He says exactly what he thinks is true with little regard for how others will react. He alienates allies by airi | 35.8× | 1.8M | 16k | 2.2k | 6.2k |
| 15 | Dec 27, '23 | Emmett, Emmett, Emmett. I'm not "accusing you of socialism". I'm pointing out that you just articulated the single most Bolshevik idea ever suggested since an unemployed German int | 35× | 1.8M | 6k | 689 | 1.6k |
| 16 | Sep 5, '24 | Here's what Song of Ice and Fire actually wants to be, and why George can't finish it. The Song of Ice and Fire isn't actually supposed to be dark, Machiavellian, hopeless, or a su | 28.5× | 1.5M | 13k | 2.2k | 5k |
| 17 | Jul 27, '24 | This, and Disney Star Wars, and all of modern Hollywood, and all of Manhattan tradpub, can be explained with one simple idea. And no, it isn't "Satan". No religious suppositions ar | 26.6× | 1.4M | 12k | 2.3k | 4.8k |
| 18 | Oct 14, '24 | I'll tell you this one right now. Most companies are breathtakingly inefficient. Because no one gets fired for doing what "we have always done". Because boomer middle managers hate | 25.3× | 1.3M | 7.2k | 1.1k | 4.3k |
| 19 | Oct 26, '25 | Gentlemen, if you wish to understand women, you must watch what they do, and ignore what they say. For example, if a woman films herself ranting obsessively about you while lying i | 24.8× | 1.3M | 13k | 400 | 1.8k |
| 20 | May 3, '25 | Every species has mating rituals. If those mating rituals cannot be performed, they will not breed. That's why we say of some animals that they "won't breed in captivity". It isn't | 24.6× | 1.3M | 15k | 1.7k | 8.4k |
| 21 | Aug 13, '25 | Dear young, single men — I'm going to save you a lot of future anguish by explaining something. Men evolved language to hunt dangerous game in teams Women evolved language so they | 24.5× | 1.3M | 15k | 1.1k | 8.8k |
| 22 | Dec 26, '23 | How is this man being selected as the CEO of OpenAI, however briefly, when he is still groping in the dark, struggling to understand even the most basic of concepts behind his own | 23.8× | 1.2M | 6.3k | 792 | 2.8k |
| 23 | Dec 31, '23 | This is a fair question, so I'm not going to give you the Emmett treatment, but the answer is "no". See, most people think that the problem with communism is that people aren't per | 23× | 1.2M | 5.1k | 932 | 2.1k |
| 24 | Sep 2, '25 | I don't understand. We made a show where they're the bad guys. Why aren't they giving up? | 22.5× | 1.2M | 31k | 882 | 1.1k |
| 25 | Mar 30, '24 | What. The. Actual. Fuck. Are you actually sitting there telling me that, in 2024, a significant open source project is using fucking Autotools instead of something like Cmake? See, | 22.4× | 1.2M | 6.6k | 843 | 2.4k |
| 26 | Nov 26, '23 | If you like scifi… If you are sick of stories of dystopian whining and post-apocalyptic despair… If you're wondering what the hell happened to the industry that gave us Neuromancer | 21.4× | 1.1M | 2.6k | 266 | 793 |
| 27 | Aug 26, '25 | Dear Brits: Do you understand what the Second Amendment to our Constitution is for, now? Do you understand why we added it? Because we were smarter and wiser than you along. You ma | 21.3× | 1.1M | 22k | 3.5k | 1.6k |
| 28 | Jul 22, '25 | Modern bookstores are 90% full of books for women. I promise you they are not stories about sheepish teenage boys cooking meals. | 20× | 1M | 19k | 452 | 2.6k |
| 29 | Dec 28, '23 | Are you a Silicon Valley super-magnate with a billion-dollar fortune, or appreciable fraction thereof? Were you born into the investor class, with red-carpet access to Ivy League u | 20× | 1M | 5k | 846 | 1.7k |
| 30 | Apr 7, '24 | It's been kind of amusing, from a distance, to watch @jk_rowling melt down over men in dresses invading women's private spaces. She still doesn't get it. She doesn't understand tha | 19.8× | 1M | 6.6k | 1.1k | 3.3k |
| 31 | Dec 26, '23 | Smart people disagree ON societal design. Wise people disagree WITH societal design. Below, Crow defends Shear's idea by saying that he is a "smart, thoughtful dude". If you defend | 18.2× | 937k | 4.8k | 855 | 2.1k |
| 32 | Jun 14, '24 | Some of you may be wondering why the entire bureaucratic caste of the USA is completely obsessed with weird sex stuff. Sure, we can all have good fun ranting about how insane this | 18× | 923k | 8.3k | 1.5k | 3.5k |
| 33 | May 18, '24 | Women inhabit a different social universe. This is why, when they enter male spaces, they assume they are being targeted for their sex. They simply are unable to grasp what the sta | 17.3× | 889k | 5.1k | 873 | 3.1k |
| 34 | Feb 21, '25 | I never really understood women until I realized just how much they hate unattractive men. For a man, an unattractive woman is relatively simple to deal with. You just don't look a | 17.1× | 878k | 11k | 1k | 4.8k |
| 35 | Apr 12, '25 | View post on X | 15.5× | 797k | 18k | 1.1k | 1.6k |
| 36 | Oct 17, '25 | When Hernán Cortés laid siege to Tenochtitlan, he had 1,300 Spanish soldiers, and over 100,000 native allies. So, yes, it was Indigenous Peoples' Resistance Day. Just not in the wa | 14.6× | 748k | 28k | 2k | 1.4k |
| 37 | Oct 19, '25 | This dot is not tiny. This dot is 6,000 square miles, which falls short of the usual figure of 10,000 square miles of solar panels to power the US. 10,000 square miles is two Great | 14× | 720k | 11k | 1.3k | 1.1k |
| 38 | Sep 29, '25 | Actually, you can just kill violent psycho murderers. There's no downside. Things just immediately get better for everyone except the violent psycho murderers. The left refuses to | 12.9× | 660k | 26k | 2k | 1.1k |
| 39 | Aug 13, '25 | Oh, it's worse than that. Sealing concrete is often the exact wrong thing to do. Under some circumstances, sealing procedures designed to keep water out of concrete can actually tr | 12.4× | 639k | 19k | 137 | 338 |
| 40 | Oct 7, '25 | Most of our current political strife is happening precisely so that boomers can avoid admitting to themselves that hippies were the villains all along. | 12.1× | 620k | 9.3k | 771 | 422 |
| 41 | Apr 2, '24 | @ToedragReleas3 Good point. The United States should have taken the potential energy-spitting lizard effects more seriously. Mistakes were made. | 11.5× | 593k | 6.3k | 36 | 46 |
| 42 | Dec 22, '24 | "Why won't young men vote for us? We've tried scolding them, lecturing them, insulting them, discriminating against them, character assassinating them, destroying their families, s | 11.2× | 574k | 13k | 919 | 1.1k |
| 43 | Feb 7, '25 | Don't imagine Trump as a 4D chess player. That's the wrong metaphor. Imagine him instead as a fencer. He has a sword, which is a very simple tool, with a very simple purpose: point | 11× | 564k | 8.2k | 957 | 3.1k |
| 44 | Oct 10, '25 | Right wing propaganda is increasingly unnecessary. It can be replaced by verbatim reposts of what a democrat just said. | 10.6× | 546k | 10k | 619 | 668 |
| 45 | Aug 31, '25 | /taps the sign again | 10.5× | 540k | 22k | 1.1k | 1.3k |
| 46 | Nov 11, '25 | If I ever run a store that sells physical objects of any kind, I will not hang up a sign that says, "How dare you like the products that we sell, you dork? Be ashamed of yourself." | 10.5× | 538k | 21k | 694 | 671 |
| 47 | Apr 1, '25 | Gentlemen, if a girl makes a video about how much she hates you, and films it while lying in bed playing with her hair, you may not wish to interpret the words she says quite liter | 10.2× | 523k | 8.8k | 203 | 1.2k |
| 48 | Jul 11, '24 | Middle-class leftists don't really understand the difference between wealth and money. That's because what they have is a job as a retarded commie journalist, which pays them money | 9.8× | 503k | 5.5k | 947 | 2.1k |
| 49 | Jun 16, '24 | A comment I am now unable to locate pointed out that fake-working-class trustafarians can be identified by their subscription to a mythical idea of what poverty is. The sound of a | 9.7× | 499k | 5.2k | 767 | 2.4k |
| 50 | May 24, '25 | These two maps are not drawn to the same scale. The United States has 160,000 miles of rail line. All European countries put together have 94,000. Americans have a limited understa | 9.6× | 493k | 9.1k | 616 | 756 |
| 51 | Sep 1, '25 | So, in other words, if you import a German van into England, give it English registration papers and an English license plate, and then you paint a big English flag on the back... | 9.5× | 488k | 23k | 1k | 585 |
| 52 | Feb 5, '25 | Here's what @elonmusk is doing with DOGE, and why he's doing it that way. First of all, he's fully aware that, for the past 20 years or so, a gang of thieves has replaced the US fe | 9.3× | 479k | 6k | 1.8k | 2.2k |
| 53 | Oct 31, '25 | She isn't crying from guilt or shame or sympathy. She is crying from religious ecstasy. We are not dealing with a political philosophy here, but a faith, with gods, devils, saints, | 8.7× | 448k | 8.9k | 945 | 1.4k |
| 54 | May 14, '25 | Dear White dudes: We're sorry that the left was allowed to attack you with the full might and fury of the US government and every single institution of American society, and turn y | 8.7× | 448k | 11k | 975 | 1.2k |
| 55 | May 10, '25 | ... she typed, one-handed, her breath soughing heavily though her moist and parted lips. | 8.6× | 443k | 11k | 297 | 509 |
| 56 | May 24, '25 | Let me translate this comment from "IQ 165 autist" to "IQ 115 normie": My team of 10x geniuses and I worked our collective asses off to trim the federal budget to something sustain | 8.5× | 437k | 6.3k | 908 | 1.7k |
| 57 | Feb 10, '25 | Because straight white men built a lot of things. Which they now own. Because they built them. Other people, who didn't build that, want those things. So straight white men must be | 8.4× | 429k | 14k | 1.4k | 962 |
| 58 | Jul 17, '25 | Here's a scenario: You're a sociopath. You're trying to rob me because you don't have a moral compass. And you're simultaneously trying to appeal to mine, because you know I do, an | 8.2× | 423k | 9.4k | 756 | 990 |
| 59 | Oct 23, '24 | If you are a woman living in or near NYC, or other large cities with significant dark-skinned populations, you need to realize that the city government has designated you to be hun | 8.1× | 418k | 6.4k | 870 | 2k |
| 60 | Aug 13, '25 | @JeffGauch No, sir. We need common sense midwit control. | 7.7× | 396k | 8k | 38 | 28 |
| 61 | Aug 13, '24 | Donald Trump and Elon Musk are talking about how nuclear power is a good idea as part of a national energy solution. I disagree. Nuclear power is obviously bad because it contains | 7.5× | 387k | 8.2k | 886 | 614 |
| 62 | Oct 5, '24 | This is the socialist worldview in a nutshell. Socialists believe the following: 1. All progress is social. This means that all human problems are solved by rearranging collective | 7.5× | 387k | 4.6k | 961 | 2k |
| 63 | Sep 8, '25 | Either good people hurt bad people, or bad people hurt good people. These are your two options. For 75 years, liberals have been crying out "I don't want anybody to hurt anybody!" | 6.9× | 355k | 19k | 2.2k | 2.3k |
| 64 | Jun 26, '24 | I have succeeded in distilling leftism into a single diagram. | 6.5× | 333k | 5.6k | 370 | 931 |
| 65 | Aug 11, '24 | Dear Richard: First of all, how we run our own affairs is none of your business. You are not American. You are British. You have no skin in the game. However, I am going to answer | 6.4× | 329k | 5.6k | 1.2k | 1.8k |
| 66 | Oct 16, '25 | Yes. Because I voted for it, and then I got it. | 6.4× | 327k | 22k | 689 | 236 |
| 67 | Sep 16, '25 | This is true, but there's an even more important difference. There is no moral equivalence between aggression and retaliation. If you hit me with a stick, I might point out that it | 6.1× | 313k | 7.9k | 1.3k | 1.4k |
| 68 | Mar 23, '25 | View post on X | 5.7× | 295k | 12k | 367 | 251 |
| 69 | Sep 27, '25 | View post on X | 5.7× | 292k | 16k | 785 | 618 |
| 70 | Aug 10, '25 | "Pulling an El Salvador" means fixing a problem that liberals created, and insist is too complicated to solve, simply by having the political will to ignore their bullshit and do t | 5.6× | 289k | 11k | 874 | 430 |
| 71 | May 5, '25 | "I have a plan for GoodThing!" "Great, let's hear it." "First of all, everybody has to just —" "Okay, pump the brakes, there, smart guy. How do you plan to get people to just?" "We | 5.6× | 286k | 6.2k | 674 | 1.5k |
| 72 | Oct 30, '25 | You may be wondering why immigrants hate us so much. After all, they were allowed to come to America, and prosper greatly by doing so, and a large portion of the population bent ov | 5.5× | 283k | 7.4k | 1.1k | 2.1k |
| 73 | Oct 27, '25 | For once, I have nothing to add. | 5.4× | 279k | 13k | 537 | 543 |
| 74 | Feb 19, '25 | Republicans understand what democrats think. Democrats do not understand what republicans think. Why? Because almost all TV, movies, and network news are produced by democrats. Par | 5.4× | 278k | 6.3k | 649 | 527 |
| 75 | Sep 28, '25 | If you really believed that, you would stay home. But you won't. You're going to go stand in front of a truck, placing your entire future in the hands of some anonymous stranger th | 5.3× | 274k | 12k | 1.2k | 659 |
| 76 | Dec 6, '24 | @AnEriksenWife If I sell a lot of books off this link, I'm going to laugh so hard. | 4.9× | 252k | 5.3k | 5 | 35 |
| 77 | Sep 22, '25 | The sheer level of entitlement displayed by San Fransisco tech bros is breathtaking. Let's make this perfectly clear, @jarredsumner. You can hire whoever you want, because the comp | 4.9× | 250k | 9.2k | 1.3k | 1.1k |
| 78 | Aug 15, '25 | This is your periodic reminder that boomers were both the first generation to have television as children, and the first generation to significantly outnumber the whole of the adul | 4.8× | 246k | 4.7k | 497 | 609 |
| 79 | Aug 26, '25 | No, you not understand. That's what bravery IS. When you face combat, whether as an adult in war, or as a child who must fight because cowardly adults let the war be brought to you | 4.3× | 219k | 7.2k | 1.2k | 624 |
| 80 | Apr 15, '25 | @niquealex They do not care about facts. They do not care about justice. They care about racial solidarity. Notice this. | 4.0× | 206k | 7.6k | 160 | 90 |
| 81 | Oct 12, '25 | They're not treading on me, Tom. They're treading on you. They're treading on you, and your smelly unemployed communist thug friends, and your rapey third world barbarian pets. I e | 4.0× | 205k | 7.2k | 960 | 597 |
| 82 | Nov 10, '25 | Well, shucks n' tarnation, fix yer lookers on this, y'all. Us po' simple country folks out here in the Tennessee woods shure are a whole peck o' grateful we gots @kenburns to look | 3.8× | 195k | 7.4k | 1.1k | 231 |
| 83 | Oct 19, '25 | This is the kind of ahistorical take you get from watching an old Horatio Hornblower miniseries on A&E, and then applying the modern political spectrum to the work of fiction you j | 3.3× | 168k | 4.6k | 580 | 946 |
| 84 | Nov 28, '24 | "The problem is not that I'm an alcoholic. The problem is that you locked the liquor cabinet." | 3.2× | 164k | 6k | 656 | 154 |
| 85 | Jul 14, '24 | @AVSmartz Here's a screenshot for when he deletes this. | 3.2× | 162k | 6k | 92 | 110 |
| 86 | Apr 7, '25 | Dear boomers: If your stock portfolio has suffered from tariffs and other steps taken by the Trump administration to onshore American industry, I have some advice for you. Some of | 3.1× | 162k | 5.5k | 525 | 483 |
| 87 | Aug 26, '25 | I understand your point as you intended it. And you are correct in what you meant to say. But her father, and her neighbors, and her entire tribe should not be proud right now. The | 2.9× | 147k | 4.7k | 487 | 194 |
| 88 | Jul 19, '25 | Or, if you are an atheist, and want an explanation that doesn't rely on gods, then go hit a beehive with a stick. And you will quickly discover that the notion of property rights w | 2.8× | 144k | 5.8k | 451 | 396 |
| 89 | Oct 13, '24 | @Jairo_I_Funez You lost. Enjoy your free high-tech civilization. | 2.8× | 142k | 7.2k | 72 | 41 |
| 90 | Jul 20, '25 | Every leftist argument boils down to "We can't do this thing that's necessary for civilization because it might make a handful of people sad." | 2.3× | 121k | 6.3k | 268 | 344 |
| 91 | May 10, '25 | @martianwyrdlord If I do a video capture of driving through one of these, but I yell "Allahu Ackbar!" on the audio, will YouTube take it down? | 1.9× | 96k | 4.5k | 38 | 54 |
| 92 | Oct 15, '24 | @greg_price11 "I don't even know what a venture capitalist does, most of the time" - Guy who wants to be put in a position to regulate the US economy | 1.8× | 94k | 4.8k | 169 | 19 |
| 93 | Oct 28, '24 | @AaronRegunberg You know, if you continue to call really cool stuff "Nazi", people might start to think Nazism wasn't so bad. So you might wanna think about that. | 1.8× | 94k | 5.2k | 98 | 30 |
| 94 | Sep 19, '24 | @aquariusbutch Lesbians' love of women: | 1.5× | 79k | 4.8k | 32 | 38 |
| 95 | Sep 1, '25 | "Somebody wrote a children's story about a talking bear from Peru once, therefore you must invite infinity barbarians into your home." | 1.5× | 78k | 5.4k | 337 | 155 |
| 96 | Feb 17, '25 | Is it time to liberate Germany again? | ⚡ 1.5× | 57.8M | 7.7k | 750 | 289 |
| 97 | Jul 29, '25 | I hereby challenge @AndrewYang to post a video of himself buying an automatic rifle to show us all how easy it is. | 1.4× | 74k | 5k | 314 | 22 |
| 98 | May 14, '25 | @JulieABehling Take your tone policing ass and fuck off down the road. | 1.2× | 61k | 7.4k | 35 | 23 |
| 99 | Feb 8, '25 | @kiikazuu Marxists: "This is the worst thing ever. All video games must be changed to reflect my brain-damaged ideology or I will literally kill myself." Also Marxists: "Why do you | 1.2× | 60k | 7.9k | 278 | 106 |
| 100 | Jun 20, '25 | @Mollyploofkins To protect bystanders' eardrums, you defective plastic lawn flamingo. | 0.6× | 32k | 4.8k | 22 | 18 |
| 101 | Sep 14, '25 | @covie_93 | 0.6× | 28k | 4.6k | 67 | 76 |