| 1 | May 13, '23 | The Hustler Fund will be a big scandal, the fertilizer subsidy scheme will be a big scandal, the Petroleum G-to-G will be the mother of all scandals… | 8.0× | 1.3M | 5.3k | 4.2k | 425 |
| 2 | Jun 22, '24 | Cool kids are going to start a revolution🏌🏿♂️ | 6.5× | 1.1M | 3.7k | 590 | 105 |
| 3 | Apr 8, '23 | Boss, we will just buy him with your money and you will get nothing. | 6.5× | 1.1M | 8.4k | 6.4k | 310 |
| 4 | Nov 26, '23 | Three things I will not be party to, defend or take collective responsibility for. 1. Lies, and taking the public for fools 2. Corruption 3. Vomiting on the peoples shoes | 5.5× | 927k | 7.8k | 2.9k | 217 |
| 5 | Dec 31, '17 | Are you suggesting that I should be afraid of William Ruto killing me like Jacob Juma? | 5.2× | 0 | 7.5k | 7.5k | 279 |
| 6 | Mar 10, '24 | I see people wondering why I am googling photos of my one and only. Try this. Githunguri 1985 , Gilgil 1987, Manchester 1991, Florence Italy 2001 | 5.1× | 851k | 3.9k | 612 | 183 |
| 7 | Oct 21, '20 | Wheelbarrow or Prime Minister? Like for Prime Minister Retweet for Wheelbarrow | 4.9× | 0 | 4.6k | 8.8k | 11 |
| 8 | Mar 10, '24 | I date this babe. Exclusively. | 4.8× | 809k | 3.9k | 381 | 95 |
| 9 | Mar 30, '20 | Minting vs Printing of Money: A Primer on Wash Wash Economics | 4.8× | 0 | 9.3k | 4.8k | 575 |
| 10 | Jul 6, '24 | Moi is a passing cloud Ruto must go History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes Eleven vice presidents Only the two completed the distance and succeded the predecessor History do | 4.8× | 795k | 3.3k | 634 | 135 |
| 11 | Mar 3, '24 | View post on X | 4.4× | 739k | 3.4k | 402 | 71 |
| 12 | Nov 15, '24 | View post on X | 4.4× | 727k | 3.5k | 341 | 145 |
| 13 | Dec 3, '18 | @WilliamsRuto is a megalomaniac psychopath with no good needs, just an endless trail of death and destruction that will not end until he is stopped. | 4.1× | 0 | 4.6k | 6.7k | 271 |
| 14 | Sep 10, '19 | Hire assassins. | 3.7× | 0 | 7.5k | 4.7k | 102 |
| 15 | Feb 23, '24 | To be overweight is a remediable personal challenge of little or no consequence to the general public. To be empty headed is an incurable societal burden. Ũrimũ ndũrĩ ndawa. To hav | 3.7× | 611k | 3.8k | 685 | 126 |
| 16 | Sep 30, '18 | Religiosity is highly correlated with poverty and misery. Less religious society are more morally upright than religious ones. Religiosity is a sign of hypocrisy, injustice and hel | 3.6× | 0 | 5.3k | 4.3k | 414 |
| 17 | Sep 25, '23 | It’s regrettably clear that the contest between pluralism and patrimonialism is going to be a long one. You come back from positioning Kenya on the global stage to find we’ve gone | 3.6× | 595k | 3.1k | 636 | 80 |
| 18 | Jun 5, '18 | View post on X | 3.5× | 0 | 6.8k | 4.7k | 108 |
| 19 | Oct 28, '19 | Dear #Uthamakistan I said we are over borrowing, you said no pain no gain I said SGR is not value for money, you said I’m anti-development I said we prioritize agric productivity, | 3.3× | 0 | 8.1k | 3.3k | 19 |
| 20 | Jun 30, '24 | My reading of this political moment is that it is about corruption. It is very pivotal. We have reached pivotal moments before. The 1990-92 moment was about multiparty which is a b | 3.2× | 538k | 3.3k | 1.1k | 494 |
| 21 | Jun 25, '23 | This looks amazing. But I cant help wondering why we are unable to deploy the same social capital for development projects. If a rural hamlet called Kapsowar can do this, why do we | 3.2× | 537k | 4.9k | 2.1k | 58 |
| 22 | Dec 5, '23 | People get the leaders they deserve | 3.1× | 523k | 4.9k | 1.3k | 78 |
| 23 | Dec 1, '23 | We’ve a bewildered lot of tenderpreneur generation MPs who thought KK win was back to good ol’ skyteam days when they’d walk into a ministry, walk out with a project, walk into a p | 3.1× | 522k | 3.8k | 743 | 72 |
| 24 | Mar 25, '20 | An Open Letter to President Uhuru Kenyatta Re: COVID-19 in Kenya 1/5 | 3.0× | 0 | 5.9k | 3.6k | 169 |
| 25 | Mar 4, '18 | Dear #uthamaki I’ve had enough of appeal to ethnic solidarity. I hereby renounce my Gikuyu citizenship. Consider me a Jaluo and let me be. | 3.0× | 0 | 6.3k | 2.7k | 12 |
| 26 | Jul 24, '24 | Mnashangaa nini🤷🏾♂️ | 2.9× | 477k | 5.8k | 1.5k | 162 |
| 27 | May 13, '21 | This is an appreciation tweet for the people who have walked with us to this historic ruling on HC Petition E282 of 2020 and consolidated petitions. | 2.7× | 0 | 9.6k | 1.6k | 20 |
| 28 | Feb 19, '20 | Uhuru Kenyatta legacy issa scam… School laptops scam SGR scam Eurobond scam Galana Kulalu scam Last mile connectivity scam Security cameras scam Dams scam Container terminal scam H | 2.7× | 0 | 6k | 2.3k | 61 |
| 29 | Sep 21, '18 | #OccupyNairobi #OccupyMombasa #OccupyKisumu #OccupyMachakos #OccupyNakuru #OccupyEldoret #OccupyNyeri #OccupyMeru …. | 2.5× | 0 | 3.1k | 3.8k | 153 |
| 30 | Sep 15, '22 | Friends, supporters, well wishers. Please please give us a chance to settle down. If we don’t pick or return your calls, we are working. | 2.5× | 0 | 8.6k | 1.3k | 12 |
| 31 | Apr 10, '19 | Dear Men of Kenya You are not entitled to women’s affection or bodies. If you feel uncontrollable rage following rejection, or empathy for men who brutalize women, if you are prese | 2.5× | 0 | 5.9k | 2.8k | 19 |
| 32 | Jun 8, '18 | This is @WilliamsRuto 5th chopper. They are leased mostly to govt, state corps at min US$2300/hr (Ksh. 230k), average of 30 hrs/month. He also bills govt when he tangatangas in his | 2.4× | 0 | 3.4k | 3.6k | 96 |
| 33 | Feb 5, '18 | Turning up drunk to work daily is ground for dismissal. If as it seems @Ukenyatta is an alcoholic, he should be in rehab, not State House. | 2.4× | 0 | 5k | 2.5k | 3 |
| 34 | Dec 7, '20 | Do you know that an estimated 1500 young doctors remain unemployed since graduating? And do you know the Sh14b @RailaOdinga is prepared to spend to quench his hunger power can empl | 2.3× | 0 | 6.3k | 1.9k | 10 |
| 35 | Mar 17, '19 | 1. Surrender (i) Weston (ii) ADC Mutara Ranch 2. Return his share of the plunder ~50b 3. Tell us the truth about Eurobond (whether he ate or Uhuru ate alone) Then I will consider. | 2.3× | 0 | 3.7k | 3.4k | 115 |
| 36 | Apr 22, '20 | Kalenjins are the most voracious deal makers in Kenya. Moi traded RV land for power with Jomo (at Luo expense) waited his turn plundered for 24 yrs. Sugoi took 50% of Govt. And the | 2.3× | 0 | 4k | 3k | 232 |
| 37 | May 17, '22 | Dear cows and sheep. Before you start fighting each other for politicians here is something you should know. Not too long ago I was in a sitting with Martha and Kivutha in William | 2.3× | 0 | 6.9k | 1.5k | 33 |
| 38 | Dec 12, '17 | 🇰🇪1963: poor, united, hopeful 🇰🇪2017: poor, divided, hopeless | 2.3× | 0 | 4.4k | 3.2k | 2 |
| 39 | Sep 13, '22 | My life since Supreme Court upholding of @WiiliamsRuto win. Minimum 12hr working day, yesterday a record 16hrs. Hopefully it all comes together today. Congrats William Ruto. Well d | 2.2× | 0 | 7.9k | 1.2k | 15 |
| 40 | Apr 10, '20 | Wajaluo kaeni chini. Uthamakism is a Kikuyu disease. Thurakus have accepted and they are now recovering. Some have suffered an opportunistic infection Sugoinitis but we are treatin | 2.2× | 0 | 5.9k | 1.5k | 25 |
| 41 | Aug 8, '22 | Final Submissions WHY WILLIAM RUTO? An Open Letter to the people of Mt. Kenya region. | 2.1× | 0 | 5.3k | 1.8k | 178 |
| 42 | May 1, '20 | Now you cry because your businesses are reporting losses? Six weeks after I urged to roll out measures to protect business and jobs what have you done, other than launch baloons an | 2.0× | 0 | 4.8k | 1.8k | 16 |
| 43 | Aug 16, '22 | 100% of 14,000,000 is 14,000,000 10% is 1,400,000 1% is 140,000 0.1% is 14,000 0.01% is 1,400 0.001% is 140 0.0001% is 14 0.00001% is 1.4 | 2.0× | 0 | 6.2k | 1.2k | 16 |
| 44 | Apr 20, '20 | Hollow man You borrowed billions to build a rail four hundred and fifty to be precise the old one could’ve been fixed for a fifth five thousand more megawatts, you bellowed and we | 1.9× | 0 | 4.5k | 2.1k | 56 |
| 45 | Aug 10, '22 | This is how percentages are looking based on results @OleItumbi has posted on his TL. We’ve secured our strongholds solidly, swung Western, running neck to neck in Nairobi Coast, N | 1.9× | 0 | 6.1k | 1.1k | 21 |
| 46 | Sep 20, '22 | Every hustle matters #BottomUpEconomicsKe | 1.9× | 0 | 7.3k | 656 | 9 |
| 47 | Apr 10, '20 | Raila groupies using big words to deflect attention from truth. Facts: 1. Moi said Luos are cheap 2. Uhuru is Moi’s political son 3. Uhuru bought Raila, cheap 4. Raila has outlived | 1.8× | 0 | 4.6k | 1.3k | 18 |
| 48 | Aug 13, '22 | View post on X | 1.8× | 0 | 5.4k | 1.3k | 44 |
| 49 | Dec 5, '19 | Capital Hill Laundry Services. We clean: looters electoral fraud land grabbing historical injustices hate speech weupe wa pamba guaranteed. | 1.8× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.6k | 11 |
| 50 | Oct 25, '20 | Public Announcement. I am not a revolutionary. I do not aspire to lead. I am not interested in public office. I engage in politics, public affairs out of self-interest, personal fu | 1.8× | 0 | 5.6k | 1.1k | 150 |
| 51 | Apr 12, '19 | I’m learning quite a bit about the young man of today. Hopelessly insecure, obsessed with masculinity, expects to buy affection, and cannot tell a girl who is stringing him along. | 1.7× | 0 | 4.3k | 1.4k | 19 |
| 52 | Mar 27, '21 | "No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back." Turkish proverb | 1.6× | 0 | 5k | 1.4k | 37 |
| 53 | Feb 11, '21 | Who is lying to young men that toxic masculinity is an African cultural badge of honour? If you expect you can date a career woman, marry and next day you’ll be putting your feet u | 1.6× | 0 | 4.1k | 1.3k | 63 |
| 54 | Aug 12, '22 | Uhuru should concede this thing for normal service to resume. | 1.6× | 0 | 5.7k | 764 | 0 |
| 55 | Mar 25, '21 | Uhuru Kenyatta must be called to account for the plunder and squandering of Sh250b Covid19 emergency funds. A thread. 1/11 | 1.6× | 0 | 4.3k | 1.5k | 109 |
| 56 | Jul 29, '22 | What is #BottomUpEconomicsKE ? | 1.6× | 0 | 3.7k | 1.4k | 116 |
| 57 | Aug 9, '20 | #Uthamaki apologists loyalty and delusion beggars belief. 7 yrs ago Uhuru was chest thumping about transforming KE with mega-projects, and I was being trolled for saying it would e | 1.5× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.2k | 12 |
| 58 | Sep 2, '22 | Azimio cultists wishing for rerun should contemplate following scenario. Team opaque blocks it, deadline passes, constitutional limbo, Uhuru stays on until 2027, or revolution. Her | 1.5× | 0 | 4.4k | 686 | 15 |
| 59 | Sep 8, '20 | Notice to dynasties, home guards, court poets and house negroes writ large. 2022 is the election of dismantling colonial privilege and reclaiming our dignity. Rule #1 All Kenyans a | 1.5× | 0 | 4.3k | 1.4k | 11 |
| 60 | Apr 27, '19 | This was said by a Senior Chinese official last week (paraphrase): Corruption is not the biggest challenge in your country, we have big corruption in China too— biggest problem is | 1.5× | 0 | 3.4k | 1.8k | 15 |
| 61 | May 13, '20 | Murder his boss. | 1.5× | 0 | 3.5k | 1k | 14 |
| 62 | Aug 13, '22 | As received | 1.5× | 0 | 3.9k | 887 | 35 |
| 63 | May 2, '21 | Why are men interested in my weight. I am a 55 years old married heterosexual. | 1.4× | 0 | 4.9k | 555 | 13 |
| 64 | Apr 3, '19 | My last word on internships. Your challenges will not be solved by the kindness of strangers. Kenya is a minority privilege economy. It can’t create the opportunities you expect fo | 1.4× | 0 | 3.6k | 1.4k | 29 |
| 65 | Jan 22, '21 | Good people. I have already confessed to the crime of associating with corrupt Ruto to further my personal agenda. I have asserted severally that my politics is not public service, | 1.4× | 0 | 4.3k | 746 | 28 |
| 66 | Apr 21, '20 | China needs to know that Africans will never forget what it is doing to our people, and these slave-dealing puppet regimes that it has corrupted and cowed into acquiescence will no | 1.4× | 0 | 4k | 1.3k | 6 |
| 67 | Apr 19, '20 | O LORD, even if I would argue my case with you, you would always be right. Yet, I want to talk to you about your justice. Why do wicked people succeed? Why do treacherous people ha | 1.4× | 0 | 3.9k | 1.1k | 27 |
| 68 | Aug 13, '22 | Standard confirms our tally. | 1.4× | 0 | 4.3k | 865 | 23 |
| 69 | Nov 10, '19 | The sycophancy that is coming from Raila groupies shows that many Kenyans do not want freedom. What they want is a kinder gentler master. What they don’t realize is that it is the | 1.4× | 0 | 3.5k | 1.3k | 11 |
| 70 | Aug 26, '20 | Dear webinar organizers. You are over doing it. | 1.4× | 0 | 4.2k | 990 | 14 |
| 71 | Oct 30, '22 | On attaining age of majority, every citizen should be issued with ID, voter and tax registration. | 1.4× | 0 | 3.5k | 450 | 16 |
| 72 | Nov 23, '19 | View post on X | 1.3× | 0 | 3.3k | 1.1k | 6 |
| 73 | Jul 19, '22 | One down. Now, give baba the mic. | 1.3× | 0 | 4.6k | 733 | 2 |
| 74 | Jan 3, '21 | Dear Uthamaki. You cannot kick Ruto out and still demand he owns his share of regime failures. You gave him the get out of jail card. Neither should Raila embrace Uthamaki and not | 1.3× | 0 | 4.5k | 776 | 7 |
| 75 | Jan 13, '20 | A coke is Sh35 in Kenya, $1.80 in US. Ave hourly wage is Sh360 in Kenya, $22 in US. One hr of work buys 10 cokes in Kenya, 13 in US. A US work hr can buy 63 cokes in Kenya, Kenyan | 1.3× | 0 | 3.1k | 1.3k | 89 |
| 76 | Jun 4, '19 | I drafted Chapter12 of the Constitution. Kenyans debated but could not agree on which heroes deserved to be on the currency so they settled on none. The Kenyatta image offends that | 1.3× | 0 | 3.2k | 1.3k | 7 |
| 77 | Jan 18, '21 | The hustler-dynasty debate is about oppressors vs oppressed. It is not about rich vs poor and no amount of diversionary scaremongering will make it so. A thread. 1/14 | 1.3× | 0 | 3.2k | 1k | 88 |
| 78 | Apr 28, '20 | She’s a medic and public health professional (MPH), was Dir. Gen, Med. Services. M7 also knows thing or 2 about pandemics, having won accolades for bold HIV/AIDs response. What do | 1.3× | 0 | 3.1k | 1.3k | 13 |
| 79 | Jul 29, '20 | Mombasa Port made a profit of Sh15b last year. Let Mombasa own their port, they won’t need “your” money. Marsabit generated 13 percent of the country’s electricity worth Sh7b. Pay | 1.3× | 0 | 3.2k | 1.3k | 20 |
| 80 | Dec 7, '20 | This is a very sick man. He is in the terminal stage of malignant acute greed for power. | 1.2× | 0 | 3.7k | 779 | 7 |
| 81 | Aug 25, '22 | Assmio wasarendos. Missed call. | 1.2× | 0 | 4k | 748 | 20 |
| 82 | Oct 15, '20 | My gûka (grandp) and cûcû (grandma) Eutychus Ndii and Margaret Wanjiru Ndii, 1943. Guka recently back from WWII service in Burma. The baby on the laps is my dad, big girl is my aun | 1.2× | 0 | 4.6k | 412 | 13 |
| 83 | May 30, '21 | It wasn’t me!😂 | 1.2× | 0 | 4.2k | 586 | 5 |
| 84 | May 2, '20 | The public policy imperative right now is to adapt 3 critical high contact sectors to Covid-19 risk viz. food supply chain, health care, education. When Uhuru Kenyatta talks econom | 1.2× | 0 | 3.3k | 965 | 12 |
| 85 | Mar 15, '21 | The people who pride themselves of having no interest in politics can’t stop talking about the fuel price increases. | 1.2× | 0 | 3.6k | 885 | 7 |
| 86 | Jan 11, '20 | Shaggy I know. Who is she? | 1.1× | 0 | 3.3k | 908 | 12 |
| 87 | Nov 6, '20 | Fruitful consultations this morning with @governorkibwana @MarthaKarua @JerotichSeii Daisy Amdani on imperative for progressive proactive political initiative to defend CoK2010, de | 1.1× | 0 | 3.9k | 461 | 5 |
| 88 | Jun 10, '22 | When we say we will create 200K street busineses in Nairobi, this is what we mean. This is #BottomUpEconomicsKe exemplified. | 1.1× | 0 | 3.5k | 536 | 21 |
| 89 | Jun 18, '21 | This old lady’s house burned down three months ago. The village did a harambee to build her a new one. And now I just got these photos. Some of the things that just make one’s day. | 1.1× | 0 | 4.4k | 487 | 9 |
| 90 | Aug 20, '21 | This is the point at which the assembled mourners are invited to pick a handful of soil for the “dust to dust” ritual. R.I.P #BBIFraud #BBIAppealJudgement | 1.1× | 0 | 3.8k | 674 | 3 |
| 91 | Apr 1, '21 | View post on X | 1.1× | 0 | 3.2k | 969 | 7 |
| 92 | Aug 21, '22 | An election official is dead, others abducted. Azimio leaders assaulted others on TV, two abducted members of our team are missing for a month. Uhuru continues to violate law. Here | 1.1× | 0 | 3.2k | 708 | 9 |
| 93 | Aug 13, '22 | The opposition leadership??? | 1.0× | 0 | 3.6k | 501 | 5 |
| 94 | Sep 9, '20 | That was quick! Kamneeeyiz. Preseeent arms 🤣🤣🤣 | 1.0× | 0 | 3.2k | 829 | 14 |
| 95 | Feb 28, '21 | Masculinity is not an achievement. | 1.0× | 0 | 3.2k | 418 | 9 |
| 96 | Jan 28, '21 | You know you are in mediocre company when every speaker starts by agreeing with previous speakers. | 1.0× | 0 | 3.3k | 687 | 12 |
| 97 | May 30, '21 | Itaanguka tu kama BBI. | 1.0× | 0 | 3.3k | 642 | 1 |
| 98 | Oct 30, '20 | Dear Tweeps. Scholars and intellectuals don’t care how you feel about them. We are interested in your opinion about issues. Politicians care how you feel about them but not what yo | 1.0× | 0 | 3.1k | 698 | 14 |
| 99 | Oct 18, '20 | Tweeps. You are free to disagree with my opinions and politics but is it too much to ask you resist entitling yourself to my labour. You have no shares in my intellectual enterpris | 1.0× | 0 | 3.2k | 574 | 12 |
| 100 | Nov 24, '20 | Hon @MarthaKarua has said countless times she has no apologies for fighting for her side in 2007. Why are you clinging? She’s not your favourite auntie. Get on with your lives. | 0.9× | 0 | 3.3k | 326 | 4 |
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