Dana Goldberg

@DGComedy85k followers

I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

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1Oct 29, '24I ❤️ @JohnLeguizamo189×16.5M72k7.7k657
2Nov 3, '24Who is making Michelle Obama’s suits lately because I NEED them!187×16.3M103k3.5k2.8k
3Nov 6, '24No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millio102×8.9M231k39k5.6k
4Oct 30, '24I think in legal terms this is called fleeing the country.74.7×6.5M364k20k3.4k
5Oct 21, '24Jesus Christ. Listen, if your drop your kid off a boy and he comes back a girl, take that child back to school because you took home the wrong child. Enough of this bullshit! Teach59.5×5.2M81k14k2.3k
6Oct 25, '24Ho-lee-shit, this was glorious. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽58.8×5.1M40k6.3k9.7k
7Oct 17, '24The fact that the NRA got community noted on how to use a gun safely, should tell you everything you need to know about the NRA.53.7×4.7M183k17k2.1k
8Nov 5, '24Holy shit. There are 568,000 more women registered to vote in NC than men. And they are outvoting men by 10 points.53.4×4.7M90k6.8k1.5k
9Feb 29, '24A 10-year old is not a woman! wtf is wrong with these people?44.5×3.9M92k14k1.5k
10Jul 22, '24🥺39.9×3.5M73k10k2.3k
11Jul 23, '24This is what I’m talking about! #KamalaHarris202438.1×3.3M84k11k1.2k
12May 30, '24Stormy Daniels!!!!! Thanks for taking one (inch) for the team!35.7×3.1M49k4.2k695
13Nov 21, '24I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows h33.7×2.9M66k6.9k765
14Nov 4, '24If you plan on voting for Jill Stein or Trump because of the war in the Middle East, please watch and reconsider. It’s just 6 minutes and it’s worth the watch.28.8×2.5M38k11k6k
15Sep 2, '24I can’t stress enough that this is not fucking happening. The man is insane.27.4×2.4M16k2.6k1.2k
16Aug 7, '24Vance should never have been allowed to get that close to Harris’s plane. She’s not just any candidate. She’s the Vice President of the United States.25.9×2.3M43k4.2k253
17Jul 27, '24It’s ignorant for anyone in the US to trash the Olympic opening ceremony of another country. This is their culture, art, music and history. The United States is an infant compared 25.5×2.2M32k2.8k423
18Jun 4, '24You guys. The newly elected President of Mexico is a Jewish woman, but there's a group of right wing crazies on here saying she's not Jewish because she thanked Jesus in her remark25×2.2M72k5.4k1.2k
19Sep 15, '24I need a Democrat in Congress to propose the ‘Save Donald Trump’s life gun reform bill’ so the Republicans either have to pass it or go on record that they don’t care about protect22.5×2M59k8.2k897
20Oct 13, '24I don’t want it to be close, but if Kamala Harris wins by one vote in Georgia, I hope it’s his.22.5×2M101k5.1k374
21Jan 8, '21Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.20.4×0270k33k524
22Mar 11, '24Straight women and gay men: Jesus Christ did you see John Cena’s body!? Lesbians: Are those the new Birkenstocks!?19.9×1.7M20k1.5k626
23Sep 11, '24This isn’t Trump after a debate or one of his rallies, it’s him at the 9/11 memorial winking at female photographers. He’s weird and gross.19.6×1.7M22k6.2k714
24Oct 17, '24She smiled and waved. She didn’t threaten violence or call them stupid, she delivered the line, smiled and waved. It was glorious.19.5×1.7M38k4.4k685
25Aug 7, '24JD Vance tried to confront VP Harris near Air Force two for not taking questions!?Let me say this to JD Vance and anyone else. Women don’t owe you their time. They don’t owe you sh13.6×1.2M36k5.7k263
26Jun 29, '20The President is pissed at the New York Times for breaking the story, but not Putin for putting bounties out on our military. That should tell you everything you need to know.13.5×0155k33k487
27Nov 11, '24In Trump’s own words he is pushing to define a family as mother father and child. If you are in a same sex marriage, and especially if you have children, please take the next two m13.4×1.2M28k4.6k863
28Sep 26, '24This is in the airport in Grand Rapids Michigan. I’m crying 🤣12.9×1.1M17k1.9k281
29Oct 28, '24I don’t know who said this first…but thank you. #Harris202411.9×1M40k9.3k1.1k
30Nov 6, '24I'm not even talking Dem or GOP with this post, but you expect us to believe that 18-20 MILLION fewer people voted in this election? With record turnout on both sides? I call bulls11.7×1M36k6.4k739
31Jan 21, '24Ron DeSantis should have to carry his Presidential run to term even if it threatens the life of his party.11.7×1M21k3.1k138
32Dec 3, '17Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.11.5×0135k24k103
33Jul 19, '24These are the same assholes who killed grandma during Covid because they wouldn’t wear a mask because, ‘it looks ridiculous’.11.2×979k32k6.1k358
34Jun 22, '23Holy hell…this response! 🔥🔥🔥10.7×934k28k2.1k132
35Jul 29, '24Rob Schneider is boycotting the Olympics because of Drag Queens, everyone. Also Rob Schneider:10.7×933k45k4.9k269
36Jan 7, '23I can only assume Kevin McCarthy agreed to lower the age of consent in Florida.9.9×861k20k2.3k45
37Aug 11, '24There was a voter purge in Georgia. Apparently over 150,000 people. I don’t normally ask for retweets, but please make sure you check your voter registration, not just in GA, but e9.2×800k22k22k239
38Jan 10, '21Republicans are angry about how many followers they have lost over the last 24 hours. Democrats are angry about how many lives we’ve lost over the last 24 hours.9.1×0115k17k218
39Oct 30, '24This seems pretty accurate.8.7×756k27k3.4k455
40Jul 26, '21I’d like to report a dead body.8.5×0120k9.9k587
41Feb 23, '24If an embryo is frozen for 16 years, gets implanted and the person gives birth, is the infant coming out almost 17 years old? No, no they are not, because embryos aren’t children.8.2×712k28k3.4k412
42Sep 6, '24My god. It doesn't have to be this way.8.0×700k16k3.4k267
43Nov 16, '24Maybe you should skip the Bible and teach kids how apostrophes work. ‘Oklahoma’s.’8.0×697k22k1.6k143
44Feb 7, '24This asshole intentionally scheduled a vote when a Dem was in surgery and the Dem showed up and messed up their boy math.7.7×670k15k2.1k91
45Apr 14, '24When I say I laughed OUT LOUD! 🤣7.6×664k37k2.9k428
46Jan 4, '21Perdue said it was ‘disgusting’ that the tape was leaked. Not the extortion... but the tape being leaked. Please vote his ass out, Georgia.7.1×089k13k123
47Jul 30, '24The White Dudes for Harris call better raise at LEAST 33% more than the women’s call at a minimum. You know why….6.8×592k15k82781
48Oct 27, '24It’s a literal hate rally at MSG. They are laughing at the Latinos, the Puerto Ricans, immigrants. They are making you the butt of their jokes. Please exercise your right to vote a6.6×574k20k4.7k172
49Oct 26, '24This incredible man didn’t survive Japanese internment camps to have a fascist ruin our country. He’s doing so much work to get Kamala Harris and Tim Walz elected. Get out and vote6.5×566k27k5.1k105
50Jul 26, '24Wow. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽6.3×547k16k4k1k
51Aug 22, '24When I say she’s a cunt, I don’t mean in the warm soft way.6.1×535k20k1.4k78
52Nov 26, '18Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.6.0×061k16k226
53Feb 18, '21You know who wouldn’t have flown to Cancun while the people of his state froze to death and had no power or heat for over 50 hours!? Beto O’Rourke.5.8×073k11k83
54May 30, '24This is fucking glorious!!!! He finally got the popular vote!5.2×458k19k1.9k116
55Oct 15, '24This interview with the economic club of Chicago feels even more damaging to Trump than the Black Journalist disaster. He’s being embarrassed on the economy and that’s supposedly h4.9×428k15k3.2k193
56Aug 15, '24Trump just said, ‘beyond 100% of new jobs are going to immigrants in fact it’s a number much higher than that.’ How is this not embarrassing to the Republican Party? Your guy is a 4.8×417k21k3.8k160
57Aug 6, '24Thinking about Joe Biden this morning and how his selfless act to put his country over his title is what started this entire ball rolling. The energy and excitement we are seeing i4.5×393k28k3.5k95
58Sep 25, '22This is amazing parenting. 😍4.3×063k3.6k615
59Aug 4, '24View post on X4.2×368k18k2k156
60Oct 17, '24Wait wait wait...Trump tried to slip Stormy Daniels more hush money before THIS election to not say anything bad about him? Like recently? And his lawyers put it in writing?! He ha4.2×364k17k3.1k121
61Sep 9, '24This is absolutely the proper response to Marsha’s tweet. 🤣🤣3.9×340k15k2.7k67
62Oct 2, '24Leave it to the football coach to win the game in the 4th quarter with nothing left on the clock. #VPDebate20243.9×337k15k1.7k112
63Jan 18, '19Laura Ingraham just posted this photo. Any of the kids in class want to tell me what’s missing? 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋‍♀️3.3×030k5k80
64Jul 19, '23Marjorie Taylor Greene….who showed photos of Hunter Biden Naked at an IRS Whistleblower Hearing should be charged for revenge porn. Between that and calling Jack Smith a little Bit3.3×286k11k1.8k19
65Nov 10, '19I think it’s weird that half of the country says they don’t know if they are ready for a gay President. You do realize you don’t have to sleep with him, right? I know the current P3.2×039k6.1k57
66Oct 11, '20I trust every single doctor on Grey’s Anatomy more than I trust Sean Conley. That includes the interns.3.1×042k4k44
67Jan 9, '21I don’t want to pay for his million dollar travel allowance. I don’t want to pay his $200,000 salary. I don’t want to pay for secret service to protect him. He tried to destroy our3.0×037k5.9k65
68Aug 24, '24‘I didn’t know he was neurodivergent’ is not an excuse to be a disgusting piece of crap. If you can’t find the absolute beauty in a son being tearfully proud of his father, you are3.0×259k17k1.8k45
69Jul 16, '24Someone bought and redirected it to a reproductive freedom website, and that’s what the internet was made for! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2.9×249k12k1.9k112
70May 28, '22It’s illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas which is ironic because there’s at least 8 in this photo, and they are all owned by the gun manufacturers.2.7×033k5.3k195
71Sep 15, '24I can’t stress this enough, please do not shoot Donald Trump. I need him to lose to Kamala Harris Nov 5th.2.7×236k14k1k66
72Aug 2, '24If you’re one of those people who thinks Hillary is mad that Kamala looks to become the first female President, you all don’t know how much a good woman will support another good w2.7×233k13k1.3k52
73Oct 25, '20So weird for them to recast Melania this close to the show getting cancelled.2.4×028k4.2k148
74Dec 12, '20BREAKING: Joe Biden is the only candidate in history to win the same election 56 times (and counting) in five weeks.2.2×031k2.7k43
75Dec 10, '22Who did this!? 🤣2.1×025k2.4k276
76May 13, '21To the people returning pandemic puppies to shelters because you have to go back to work or can travel again, you’re selfish human garbage.2.0×025k3.7k30
77Jan 21, '19If you voted for Trump, please don't start tweets by saying Kamala Harris is unqualified to be POTUS. She was a DA, an AG and a Senator. Your guy hosted a reality television show.2.0×024k4.1k32
78Dec 15, '17Trump peeps, stop telling comedians like Jimmy Kimmel to stay in their lanes. You voted a reality show host accused of more than a dozen counts of sexual harassment, with absolutel2.0×020k6.3k0
79Oct 30, '20The real Melania won’t even hold his hand.2.0×015k3.2k495
80Oct 8, '20Debate recap.1.9×023k3.5k202
81Nov 7, '22I just went to vote in person because I don’t think I ever received my mail-in ballot. When I checked in they said I was an ‘inactive voter’. I’ve voted every election since I was 1.9×021k5.3k45
82Nov 22, '20You know who has to pay for this third recount in GA? The people of Georgia. Your two Republican senators know Trump lost, and they are allowing your hard earned money to go to thi1.9×020k5k23
84Sep 7, '22She. Is. Stunning. ❤️ This portrait is gorgeous.1.8×024k1.5k40
85Sep 26, '18Trump: ‘These women were paid to say bad things about me.’ Actually YOU paid them $130k NOT to say bad things about you and it still didn’t work. #TrumpPressConference1.8×020k4.8k14
86Feb 20, '18NBC Charlotte: The store where the Parkland shooter got the gun has closed its doors for good, and the owners are now in favor of more restrictive gun legislation. Change is coming1.8×018k5.3k0
87Feb 15, '21If you are wondering why Lindsey Graham is trying to distract us by saying the House would impeach Harris if they regain control, it’s because he’s officially under investigation i1.6×018k3.4k28
88May 7, '19Stop putting Rick Santorum on television to talk about: Abortion Women’s rights School shootings Immigration Religious Freedom STOP PUTTING RICK SANTORUM ON TELEVISION!1.5×016k3.3k6
89Sep 3, '21Only 4.6M ballots have been turned in for the recall in California. There are 20M registered voters. Over half of that number are registered Democrats. If we vote, they lose but we1.4×013k4.8k32
90Sep 28, '20$70,0001.4×016k2.5k55
91Oct 4, '20#ProudBoys hashtag has been hijacked by gay men and it’s amazing. 🤣🏳️‍🌈1.3×016k2.4k20
92Mar 14, '18I rarely cry at the death of people I don’t know personally, but the announcement of the passing of Stephen Hawking just brought tears to my eyes. What a beautiful genius this eart1.2×014k2.9k8
94Oct 22, '18I think it’s hilarious that the same people who want to see @MichaelAvenatti’s tax returns are the same people who don’t care about Trumps. The stupidity and hypocrisy run deep.1.1×013k2.5k5
95Jul 1, '18I’m in Mexico right now and today happens to be their Presidential election. On a Sunday. So everyone can vote. Not just the people who can afford to take the day or a few hours of1.1×013k2.4k8
96Nov 29, '21For a party who believes women belong in the kitchen, they sure are mad at the VP for spending money on… *checks notes*…cookware.1.0×015k1.2k32
97Mar 9, '18Sally Yates has been nominated for the JFK profile in courage award for standing up for immigrants and refugees (and let’s be honest, for telling Trump where to put his Muslim ban)1.0×012k2.3k3
98Dec 10, '20Republicans who WON their elections in states were Trump lost, are signing on to the brief that says their state’s elections are fraudulent. This level of stupidity is just mind bl1.0×012k2k35
99Feb 18, '21If that’s not Ted Cruz flying to Cancun, I feel really badly for the guy who has to go through his entire life looking like Ted Cruz.0.9×013k98316

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