| 1 | Jan 27, '25 | Reversing the order of my tryptic essay series. The Ugly will be published tomorrow morning. I am calling for a $70k to $75k correction in $BTC, a mini financial crisis, and a resu | 26× | 3M | 5.7k | 586 | 1.5k |
| 2 | Mar 18, '23 | In case you don’t comprehend how serious the US banking problems are: | 17.9× | 2M | 4.6k | 1.1k | 360 |
| 3 | Apr 7, '25 | So close fam. Oh what shall I do, if $BTC breaks below $76,500 my credibility will be in tatters ... 😅😅😅😅😅😅 BUY THE FUCKING DIP MOTHER FUCKER! | 15.9× | 1.8M | 4.2k | 340 | 150 |
| 4 | Feb 21, '25 | .@VitalikButerin will you advocate to roll back the chain to help @Bybit_Official ? | 13.9× | 1.6M | 3.3k | 218 | 170 |
| 5 | Sep 25, '25 | 한국 사랑해요 | 12.3× | 1.4M | 5.1k | 178 | 626 |
| 6 | Mar 24, '25 | I bet $BTC hits $110k before it retests $76.5k. Y? The Fed is going from QT to QE for treasuries. And tariffs don’t matter cause “transitory inflation”. JAYPOW told me so. I’ll exp | 11.5× | 1.3M | 6.6k | 697 | 762 |
| 7 | Mar 13, '23 | Are you ready for the mother fucking bull market? | 11.3× | 1.3M | 6.7k | 808 | 93 |
| 8 | Mar 11, '25 | The plan: Be fucking patient. $BTC likely bottoms around $70k. 36% correction from $110k ATH, v normal for a bull market. Then we need stonks, $SPX and $NDX to enter free fall. The | 11× | 1.3M | 7.1k | 973 | 1.9k |
| 9 | Dec 22, '23 | Fam ... I have a confession to make. I received a msg from the Lord while meditating. He said dump that Sam coin POS, and profess your love for Archangel Vitalik. So I dumped $SOL, | 10.7× | 1.2M | 5.3k | 599 | 220 |
| 10 | Mar 25, '25 | $ETH to $5k before $SOL to $300. Who is with me? | 10.4× | 1.2M | 7.8k | 554 | 251 |
| 11 | Oct 10, '25 | Caption contest, whatever I think is the funniest / most insulting comment wins 10 ZEC. | 8.8× | 1M | 3.2k | 180 | 205 |
| 12 | Aug 5, '24 | My TradFi birdies are telling me somebody big got smoked, and is dumping all #crypto. No idea if this is true, I won't name names, but let the fam know if you are hearing the same? | 8.8× | 1M | 3.3k | 246 | 308 |
| 13 | Aug 9, '25 | Had to buy it all back, do you forgive me @fundstrat ? I pinky swear, I'll never take profit again. 😘😘😘😘😘 | 8.7× | 987k | 3.6k | 257 | 160 |
| 14 | Mar 16, '23 | "Kaiseki" is an essay about how the #banktermfundingprogram is Yield Curve Control by another name. Get ready for infinite money printing and $BTC $1 million. | 8.2× | 935k | 2.5k | 601 | 505 |
| 15 | Nov 2, '23 | Fam I have something embarrassing I must admit. I just bot $SOL, I know its a Sam-coin piece of dogshit L1 that at this point is just a meme. But it is going up, and I'm a degen. L | 8.2× | 928k | 2.9k | 254 | 83 |
| 16 | Mar 20, '23 | 1/ Swap lines what's going on? TLDR another way to bailout non-US banks that isn't obvious to the average person. | 8.0× | 913k | 3k | 750 | 688 |
| 17 | Oct 11, '25 | Word on the street is that big CEX’s auto liquidation of collateral tied to cross margined positions is why lots of alts got smoked on the move down. Congrats to all you stink bidd | 8.0× | 905k | 4.3k | 396 | 605 |
| 18 | Sep 6, '24 | $BTC is heavy, I’m gunning for sub $50k this weekend. I took a cheeky short. Pray for my soul, for I am a degen. | 7.9× | 899k | 3k | 197 | 171 |
| 19 | Apr 8, '25 | If not the Fed then the PBOC will give us the yachtzee ingredients. CNY deval = narrative that Chinese capital flight will flow into $BTC. It worked in 2013 , 2015, and can work in | 7.9× | 898k | 2.7k | 361 | 279 |
| 20 | Mar 3, '25 | Nothing new here. Just words. Lmk when they get congressional approval to borrow money and or revalue the gold price higher. Without that they have no money to buy #bitcoin and #sh | 7.9× | 894k | 2.5k | 257 | 251 |
| 21 | Apr 11, '25 | And that’s a wrap folks. Buy everything! | 7.6× | 870k | 6.4k | 745 | 331 |
| 22 | Apr 14, '23 | Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is ALTSZN!!! | 7.4× | 837k | 3.2k | 369 | 38 |
| 23 | Feb 10, '25 | To all you shitcoin founders about to TGE. Work with your market makers and exchange partners to open the market at lower prices. This chart is ugly not cause the project is dogshi | 7.2× | 824k | 3.8k | 296 | 337 |
| 24 | Jan 14, '23 | It’s up only time mofos 😝😝😝😝😝 | 6.0× | 688k | 4.3k | 144 | 21 |
| 25 | Oct 26, '25 | Vibe check $ZEC to $10k | 5.9× | 670k | 2.5k | 320 | 202 |
| 26 | Apr 26, '24 | As expected tax receipts added roughly $200bn to TGA. Forget about the May Fed meeting the 2Q24 refunding annc comes out next week. What games will Yellen play, here are some optio | 5.7× | 644k | 2.8k | 505 | 729 |
| 27 | Oct 14, '25 | There you have it, QT is over. Back up the fucking truck and buy everything. | 5.4× | 617k | 6.4k | 752 | 525 |
| 28 | Apr 4, '25 | $BTC hodlers need to learn to love tariffs, maybe we finally broke the correlation with Nasdaq, and can move onto the purest form of a fiat liquidity smoke alarm. | 5.4× | 614k | 4.9k | 547 | 307 |
| 29 | Mar 18, '23 | I am so ready for alt szn. The amount of dogshit we gonna be slinging is gonna be next level. | 5.4× | 611k | 3.9k | 409 | 67 |
| 30 | Feb 25, '25 | Now we chill out, retrace, and wait. If Trump can't pass his budget which spends more and hikes debt ceiling, resume capitulation to levels pre the election day victory $75k to $70 | 5.3× | 603k | 2.5k | 285 | 445 |
| 31 | Jul 10, '25 | Arise Chikun, it's time... $ETH = $10,000 Yachtzee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 | 5.3× | 598k | 5.6k | 612 | 345 |
| 32 | Feb 3, '23 | Little birdie told me @KyleLDavies and @zhusu completed their raise. Must be the beginnings of a bull market if these muppets get money less than one year after they torched $18 bi | 5.1× | 582k | 3.1k | 323 | 71 |
| 33 | Jul 21, '25 | Fam can we pump $ETH to $5k by Friday? | 4.6× | 525k | 3.9k | 196 | 70 |
| 34 | Nov 6, '23 | Competition is amazing. If the US has its proxy asset mngr, BlackRock, launching an ETF, China needs its proxy asset mngr to launch one too. The US v China economic war is great fo | 4.3× | 487k | 2.8k | 501 | 135 |
| 35 | Mar 19, '23 | It's All Over!!! This what happens when no one wants to hold USD in banks that can't borrow from the Fed using #banktermfundingprogram. Not sure how the Fed can hike when its handi | 4.1× | 467k | 2.4k | 373 | 76 |
| 36 | Apr 9, '25 | We are green lit for Fed intervention. | 4.0× | 456k | 4.1k | 434 | 274 |
| 37 | Apr 2, '25 | Mrkt no likey "Liberation Day", if $BTC can hold $76.5k btw now and US tax day Apr 15, then we are out of the woods. Don't get chopped up! | 4.0× | 456k | 3.2k | 311 | 320 |
| 38 | Jul 11, '25 | I was slightly bearish in my last essay due to TGA refill. What changed? $BTC busted through ATH on good volume $ETH is following and will outperform, get ready for a monster alt s | 3.9× | 446k | 3.3k | 361 | 198 |
| 39 | Nov 15, '23 | Keep ur eye on the prize. Almost $200bn liquidity injected since the start of Nov as RRP balance falls and TGA balance hasn’t changed. Risk assets like $BTC and #crypto will contin | 3.9× | 445k | 2.6k | 518 | 197 |
| 40 | Apr 5, '25 | THE END: Of US Treasuries and to a lesser extent US stocks as the global reserve asset. Since Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, US treasury debt outstanding grew by | 3.9× | 441k | 3.5k | 567 | 1k |
| 41 | Mar 28, '25 | Thank you @POTUS | 3.8× | 431k | 3.1k | 192 | 56 |
| 42 | Mar 24, '25 | My grammar was a bit off. What I mean is that the price is more likely to hi $110k than $76.5k next. If we hit $110k, then it’s yachtzee time and we ain’t looking back until $250k. | 3.8× | 430k | 2.8k | 265 | 217 |
| 43 | Nov 7, '25 | It's just ludicrous. $ZEC to $10k | 3.7× | 417k | 2.5k | 275 | 111 |
| 44 | Apr 4, '25 | This weekend $BTC faces the Final Boss are you ready fam? | 3.6× | 412k | 4.2k | 285 | 151 |
| 45 | Apr 21, '25 | Like the Easter bunny, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce! Seriously fam, this might be the last chance you have to buy $BTC < $100k 😉😉😉😉. New essay drops this week about Th | 3.6× | 409k | 3.7k | 385 | 181 |
| 46 | Dec 5, '23 | Who is ready for a weekend alt szn green doji piss up? Can we send $SOL over $100? Let’s do it fam 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 | 3.6× | 405k | 2.7k | 265 | 69 |
| 47 | Nov 1, '23 | Let's play "Hide the Bailout", it's my fav game because politics is all about misdirection. Everyone scrutinises every line of the Fed balance sheet, so they can't hide them there | 3.6× | 404k | 2.7k | 508 | 314 |
| 48 | Jun 6, '23 | The wall of worry is being climbed, come with me on the $BTC bull market bus. We are still on struggle street , but the moon ain’t far away. | 3.5× | 400k | 3.2k | 360 | 39 |
| 49 | Jul 18, '22 | Where can I buy this shirt? | 3.5× | 0 | 9.6k | 596 | 147 |
| 50 | Apr 11, '25 | It’s on like donkey kong. We will be getting more policy response this weekend if this keeps up. We are about to enter UP ONLY mode for $BTC. | 3.5× | 398k | 4.4k | 556 | 258 |
| 51 | Aug 5, '24 | That was the first wave. Now we wait for bodies of TradFi over leveraged muppets to surface. Then wave 2 begins. If there is going to be a bailout the mrkt needs to deliver more pa | 3.5× | 396k | 3.2k | 293 | 270 |
| 52 | Nov 10, '23 | This summer I visited the ancestors in Rapa Nui and I asked them when the bull market would arrive? They told me to be patient, read the words of the Lord, and I would know when to | 3.4× | 387k | 3.2k | 372 | 109 |
| 53 | Sep 16, '25 | With Fed board member Miran now confirmed, the MSM is preparing the world for the Fed's "third mandate" which is essentially yield curve control. LFG! YCC -> $BTC = $1m | 3.3× | 373k | 2.6k | 323 | 402 |
| 54 | Apr 4, '25 | Some of y'all are running scurred, but I LOVE TARIFFS, some chart porn to understand why. Global imbalances will be corrected, and the pain papered over with printed money, which i | 3.2× | 369k | 3.3k | 381 | 548 |
| 55 | Feb 28, '25 | We are making lower lows in this current wave. I was tempted to add risk this morning, but looking at this price action I think we have one more violent wave down below $80k, most | 3.2× | 363k | 2.7k | 247 | 190 |
| 56 | Mar 16, '22 | What happens when you "cancel" the world's largest energy producer ... ? "Energy Cancelled" is an essay on why the post-1971 Petro / Eurodollar regime died on 26 February 2022. Are | 3.1× | 0 | 5k | 1.3k | 640 |
| 57 | Jul 16, '25 | It's $ETH szn, so time for a new PFP. Let's run it back turbo: DeFi, NFT ... Yachtzee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 | 3.1× | 348k | 2.9k | 226 | 64 |
| 58 | Jun 22, '25 | Do you hear that? … it’s the sound of the money printers revving up to do their patriotic duty. This weakness shall pass and $BTC will leave no doubt as to its safe haven status. | 3.0× | 345k | 4.4k | 447 | 213 |
| 59 | Apr 6, '25 | Volatility is back baby. I fucking love this shit. Going to be a fun week. | 2.9× | 335k | 3.5k | 185 | 74 |
| 60 | Apr 9, '25 | The Fed is on the clock, shit is breaking down. Stocks down, 10-yr yield down, good! (prev) Stocks down, 10-yr yield up, bad! (now) Mrkt finally realising that if there are less ex | 2.9× | 334k | 3.1k | 335 | 329 |
| 61 | Apr 7, '25 | If ur trying to predict when the Fed caves and goes Brrr, watch the bond vol MOVE Index. As it goes higher anyone doing financed treasury or corp bond trades will be forced to sell | 2.9× | 332k | 3.1k | 413 | 1.2k |
| 62 | Aug 7, '24 | Just so I'm clear. BTFD! cause the BOJ caved. I will follow up "Spirited Away" next week with an essay focused on the US Treasury Quarterly Refunding Announcement and the injection | 2.8× | 314k | 2.9k | 307 | 247 |
| 63 | May 19, '25 | Quite a move, The BBC is on notice. If this bleeds into higher vol in the MOVE Index, expect IMMEDIATE POLICY ACTION. Translation = Brrrrr | 2.7× | 312k | 2.7k | 320 | 189 |
| 64 | Oct 3, '25 | Stimmies - FUCK YES | 2.7× | 307k | 3k | 141 | 58 |
| 65 | Jan 6, '22 | The money printer ain't going BRRR, so #crypto is about to get bludgeoned with a two-by-four studded with rusty nails. Read my essay "Maelstrom" to find out why. | 2.7× | 0 | 3.9k | 834 | 900 |
| 66 | Apr 7, '25 | Been nibbling on $BTC all day, and shall continue. Shitcoins are getting in our strike zone but I think #bitcoin dominance keeps zooming towards 70%. So we are not gorging at the s | 2.7× | 302k | 3.5k | 288 | 161 |
| 67 | Apr 3, '25 | Trump’s tariff formula is further evidence he is laser focused on reversing these imbalances. The problem for treasuries is that without $ exports foreigners can’t buy bonds. The F | 2.6× | 299k | 3.7k | 460 | 426 |
| 68 | Nov 9, '22 | 1/ What happens now that Baron CZ passed on FTX bailout and SBF is bankrupt. The next question is who could save FTX? | 2.5× | 0 | 4.8k | 970 | 457 |
| 69 | Oct 23, '25 | Welcome to the club @cz_binance | 2.4× | 276k | 2.6k | 104 | 56 |
| 70 | May 12, '25 | BUY EVERYTHING CHI-MERICA LIVES!!!! | 2.4× | 270k | 2.7k | 357 | 172 |
| 71 | Mar 12, '24 | The bull market has begun its time to left curve everything. | 2.4× | 268k | 2.5k | 265 | 77 |
| 72 | Dec 1, '23 | It’s December and I don’t know about you but I’m ready for an old white man to give me some gifts. JAYPOW cut the fucking rates and send $BTC 2 Da Moon! | 2.3× | 265k | 2.6k | 276 | 48 |
| 73 | Oct 25, '22 | 1/ Guess who is pumping $BTC and $ETH | 2.2× | 0 | 4.1k | 893 | 304 |
| 74 | Nov 10, '24 | I fucking love a weekend #crypto pump. Reminds me of the old days. | 2.1× | 238k | 4.4k | 222 | 23 |
| 75 | Jul 11, '22 | The #DoomLoop has begun. 1 USD = 1 EUR. Prepare yourselves for YCC and $BTC = $1 million. But please be patient, these things take time. | 2.1× | 0 | 4.3k | 771 | 214 |
| 76 | Feb 1, '23 | JAYPOW be like … | 2.0× | 230k | 2.7k | 279 | 30 |
| 77 | Feb 2, '24 | TGIF Bitches! Now it’s time for some bank failures and fresh monetary pow from Powell and Yellen. $BTC = $1mm | 1.9× | 221k | 2.7k | 140 | 48 |
| 78 | Jul 20, '25 | Degens how are we going to celebrate $ETH = $4,000? | 1.9× | 218k | 2.9k | 203 | 56 |
| 79 | Oct 15, '24 | @KamalaHarris Since you’re offering , can I get my 40 acres and a mule, adjusted for 160 years of inflation, next to a hydroelectric dam so I can mine some #BTC ? | 1.9× | 217k | 2.8k | 51 | 30 |
| 80 | Dec 5, '24 | The pre-rich phase is officially over. Welcome to the bull market bitches. | 1.9× | 211k | 3.1k | 259 | 73 |
| 81 | Jun 14, '22 | Here we go ... 1/ Looking at onchain data for $wBTC and $ETH, the liquidations have mostly happened. Data visualization from @parsec_finance | 1.8× | 0 | 3.3k | 701 | 469 |
| 82 | Apr 22, '25 | For those of you who refuse to respect the $BTC pump, I only have one question for you ... | 1.8× | 201k | 2.6k | 140 | 54 |
| 83 | Nov 9, '22 | I used to call you on my $SOL phone … | 1.8× | 0 | 4.4k | 468 | 37 |
| 84 | Apr 22, '25 | Trump says he wants to fire JAYPOW - dollar dips, $BTC rips Trump says he has no intention of firing JAYPOW - dollar rips, $BTC rips some more Fuck yeah, this is the kind of price | 1.7× | 195k | 4.2k | 258 | 90 |
| 85 | Feb 18, '21 | Black is back. My opening salvo for 2021 just dropped called Walkaway, I look forward to reengaging with everyone via fortnightly publications. It's a #bitcoin bull market, if you | 1.7× | 0 | 3.1k | 447 | 79 |
| 86 | Jun 26, '25 | Bull market checklist: - UST SLR exemption progressing - Genius Act hands US stablecoin mrkt to banks, next essay will explain y +ve - Ignore the reality, Trump, Bibi, and Kahmenei | 1.7× | 188k | 2.6k | 265 | 185 |
| 87 | Sep 29, '22 | Based! | 1.6× | 0 | 4.5k | 354 | 30 |
| 88 | Nov 8, '22 | FTX = Lehman That wasn’t the bottom. $SPX hit 666 in March of 2009. Therefore $17,500 BTC is at risk. How ‘bout dem puts now… | 1.5× | 0 | 3.8k | 366 | 100 |
| 89 | Nov 11, '24 | The sun is rising on $BTC $100k. Fuck Fiat | 1.5× | 170k | 4.3k | 151 | 44 |
| 90 | Apr 11, '22 | Beware of "The Q Trap" ... Read on to find out when to start dumpster diving for #bitcoin and #ether. | 1.5× | 0 | 2.4k | 494 | 385 |
| 91 | Jun 18, '22 | #Bitcoin, are you okay? So, Bitcoin, are you okay? Are you okay, Bitcoin? You've been hit by- You've been struck by- The Central Banker | 1.5× | 0 | 3.5k | 399 | 56 |
| 92 | Nov 8, '22 | Who is yo fucking daddy! I’m speechless. | 1.4× | 0 | 3.9k | 261 | 62 |
| 93 | Jun 1, '22 | What do big macs, the fed, and #crypto have in common? | 1.4× | 0 | 2.4k | 512 | 195 |
| 94 | Nov 8, '22 | I just bought some $15k strike $BTC puts. | 1.4× | 0 | 3k | 216 | 67 |
| 95 | Nov 17, '22 | It’s #crypto winter, and I have instituted a shoot on sight order for any bears. | 1.3× | 0 | 3.6k | 178 | 41 |
| 96 | Feb 4, '20 | Is it called Ripple, XRP, or dogshit? Who knows, who cares. It’s worth more than zero so it’s time to trade the USD pair on BitMEX. Boo-Yaka-sha! | 1.3× | 0 | 2.5k | 320 | 25 |
| 97 | Jan 11, '24 | Good morning bitches, welcome to the bull market. | 1.1× | 125k | 2.6k | 111 | 18 |
| 98 | Dec 9, '22 | When I need to get my daily dose of veggies, I take a bite out of this lil’ soy boy. Helps me stay swoll. | 1.1× | 0 | 2.9k | 205 | 23 |
| 99 | May 7, '20 | Paul Tudor Jones just removed career risk from investing in #bitcoin. Expect a lot of beta fund managers to begin cooking some copy pasta. | 1.0× | 0 | 2.4k | 432 | 36 |
| 100 | Sep 22 | NEW interviews from Maelstroms Chief Arthur Hayes The latest insights on Digital Assets Financial Markets and Web3 IssueWire | 1.0× | 116k | 201 | 18 | 19 |
| 101 | Nov 20, '22 | When an entity holding #crypto won’t publish a proof of reserves, we then get to play a fun game of “Pull and Pray”. May the lord be with you. | 0.9× | 0 | 2.2k | 215 | 25 |
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