| 1 | Jan 19, '23 | just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth | 20.7× | 60.2M | 324k | 33k | 7.2k |
| 2 | Jun 29, '21 | better than camp rock? alright man | 6.4× | 0 | 690k | 51k | 2.6k |
| 3 | Dec 27, '22 | no. she was focused. focused on being great. a lot of u wouldn’t understand | 4.8× | 13.9M | 334k | 33k | 3.5k |
| 4 | Sep 16, '20 | u can tell this is their peak. this is the most exciting moment of their life | 4.3× | 0 | 437k | 46k | 2.7k |
| 5 | May 29, '21 | hired a magician instead of a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party | 3.4× | 0 | 369k | 21k | 2.3k |
| 6 | Apr 10, '22 | so what do u want us to do? fight? | 3.3× | 0 | 349k | 30k | 2.5k |
| 7 | Oct 3, '20 | do u think donald is in a hospital gown or is he laying in his bed in a suit rn | 3.1× | 0 | 335k | 24k | 906 |
| 8 | Jun 14, '17 | Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live Me: | 3.0× | 0 | 214k | 71k | 6k |
| 9 | Apr 6, '23 | i really wish i was entertained by these kind of tweets. i really wish they brought me a smile | 2.9× | 8.3M | 112k | 2.7k | 1.1k |
| 10 | Aug 1, '20 | do u think people in 1920 were like “man i miss 1916” | 2.8× | 0 | 302k | 24k | 1.3k |
| 11 | Aug 6, '18 | coffee: chugged homies: hugged | 2.5× | 0 | 191k | 59k | 796 |
| 12 | Jun 15, '18 | black eyed peas: i gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night 13 year old me: 😎😎😎 | 2.4× | 0 | 209k | 47k | 566 |
| 13 | Sep 11, '19 | high school girls are in biology right now caffeinated up from their iced coffee saying shit like “we stan the cytoplasm” these poor teachers man | 2.4× | 0 | 240k | 30k | 1.6k |
| 14 | Apr 4, '22 | damn | 2.4× | 0 | 278k | 8.2k | 1.2k |
| 15 | Jun 19, '22 | ok this is good | 2.4× | 0 | 270k | 9.7k | 2.7k |
| 16 | May 6, '19 | not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free | 2.3× | 0 | 213k | 40k | 841 |
| 17 | Jul 14, '20 | dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates | 2.3× | 0 | 240k | 21k | 716 |
| 18 | Apr 5, '18 | white girls will literally boomerang their grandma being lowered into her grave | 2.2× | 0 | 192k | 38k | 640 |
| 19 | Nov 25, '19 | if i vote on ur instagram poll it doesn’t mean we’re cool. i’m simply just exercising my right to vote | 2.1× | 0 | 206k | 30k | 659 |
| 20 | Nov 18, '18 | getting double bounced on a trampoline was the last time i felt something | 1.9× | 0 | 171k | 35k | 895 |
| 21 | Sep 20, '22 | he knows his lane and stays in it. some of u could learn from the rock | 1.9× | 0 | 208k | 14k | 1.8k |
| 22 | Jan 18, '21 | it’s not that bad | 1.9× | 0 | 215k | 11k | 1.1k |
| 23 | Dec 31, '19 | fuck it. i’m going out tonight | 1.9× | 0 | 192k | 22k | 635 |
| 24 | Mar 3, '21 | i wonder if tony thinks i forgot about this | 1.8× | 0 | 212k | 6.9k | 933 |
| 25 | Apr 9, '20 | is anyone else losing it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 1.8× | 0 | 166k | 28k | 505 |
| 26 | Jun 8, '22 | incredibly dedicated sibling | 1.8× | 0 | 205k | 5.9k | 1.9k |
| 27 | Aug 1, '19 | hey i noticed ur bf didn’t make a national girlfriend day post...u guys good? u can come over later and talk about it if u want aha | 1.8× | 0 | 179k | 21k | 893 |
| 28 | Jun 12, '20 | i just wish i was there when this happened. the energy in the room must’ve been insane | 1.8× | 0 | 174k | 22k | 1.3k |
| 29 | Aug 21, '19 | imagine falling in love getting married buying a house and the first thing she hangs up is a live laugh love sign | 1.7× | 0 | 168k | 23k | 691 |
| 30 | Jan 27, '21 | how much was simon paid for this | 1.7× | 0 | 195k | 9.8k | 623 |
| 31 | Mar 4, '19 | wiz khalifa: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed completely sober high school me that had a 10:30 pm curfew: 😎😎😎 | 1.7× | 0 | 175k | 19k | 866 |
| 32 | Mar 11, '20 | this is the photo that pops up when u click student life on a college website | 1.7× | 0 | 181k | 15k | 652 |
| 33 | Apr 11, '18 | 2 weeks into fame and he’s already off the xans smh | 1.7× | 0 | 138k | 35k | 413 |
| 34 | Apr 20, '20 | tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there’s millions of 14 year olds that won’t be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance | 1.7× | 0 | 174k | 17k | 687 |
| 35 | Jun 25, '19 | if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owe | 1.6× | 0 | 156k | 24k | 753 |
| 36 | Mar 15, '22 | always improve. always be better | 1.6× | 0 | 182k | 8.9k | 1.4k |
| 37 | Apr 4, '22 | updates to come | 1.6× | 0 | 188k | 3.9k | 664 |
| 38 | Sep 8, '22 | amazing follow up | 1.5× | 0 | 176k | 7.6k | 1.4k |
| 39 | Jun 8, '21 | coolest pic i’ve seen in awhile | 1.5× | 0 | 172k | 8.9k | 700 |
| 40 | Jan 12, '21 | dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus | 1.5× | 0 | 146k | 20k | 645 |
| 41 | Jul 25, '19 | how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doin | 1.5× | 0 | 133k | 26k | 713 |
| 42 | Jul 31, '18 | famous singer: my dog just died 😔 fans: come to brazil | 1.5× | 0 | 140k | 23k | 406 |
| 43 | Sep 26, '19 | dudes walk around with a jug of water like they’re about to dig holes at camp green lake with stanley yelnats | 1.5× | 0 | 137k | 23k | 712 |
| 44 | Sep 11, '21 | things are heating up at the alley | 1.5× | 0 | 168k | 7.2k | 1k |
| 45 | Mar 28, '20 | at least we don’t have to see boomerangs of people clinking drinks for awhile | 1.5× | 0 | 152k | 15k | 311 |
| 46 | Jan 11, '21 | i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world | 1.5× | 0 | 134k | 23k | 761 |
| 47 | Dec 8, '19 | got engaged on facebook for attention and it only has 3 likes after 22 minutes. fuck this. fuck everything | 1.5× | 0 | 157k | 12k | 590 |
| 48 | May 6, '19 | absolutely STUNNING #MetGala | 1.4× | 0 | 138k | 20k | 438 |
| 49 | Dec 10, '19 | u know how a song can get ruined because of ur ex i wonder if bible verses get ruined when religious couples break up. “that was our verse” | 1.4× | 0 | 143k | 16k | 1k |
| 50 | Aug 28, '19 | she’ll text u back bro she’s just doing her euphoria makeup | 1.4× | 0 | 128k | 23k | 910 |
| 51 | Nov 15, '22 | who is keeping chips ahoy in business | 1.4× | 0 | 134k | 7.2k | 1.2k |
| 52 | Apr 6, '20 | yeah this place stinks. i’d much rather live in my studio apartment with no dishwasher | 1.4× | 0 | 159k | 7.9k | 347 |
| 53 | Jul 27, '18 | me: jason derulo: 𝒿𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑜 | 1.4× | 0 | 123k | 25k | 584 |
| 54 | Dec 17, '19 | ur gpa doesn’t matter in the real world. but u know what does matter? kohl’s cash | 1.4× | 0 | 134k | 19k | 467 |
| 55 | Jun 8, '21 | just woke up. gonna need some time to process this | 1.4× | 0 | 163k | 3.3k | 463 |
| 56 | Sep 12, '19 | girls believe in astrology but don’t believe in themselves. breaks my heart | 1.4× | 0 | 117k | 24k | 897 |
| 57 | Oct 9, '20 | do u think rihanna has an email. do u think she gets emails from like best buy about deals on electronics | 1.4× | 0 | 154k | 7.4k | 355 |
| 58 | Apr 26, '20 | can’t believe this is my most controversial tweet | 1.3× | 0 | 149k | 7.7k | 566 |
| 59 | Dec 13, '22 | my great grandfather was on the bike. please take this down | 1.3× | 0 | 146k | 6.8k | 2.9k |
| 60 | Aug 28, '19 | the goal has never changed. i will bop to the top | 1.3× | 0 | 121k | 22k | 425 |
| 61 | Mar 25, '20 | glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this | 1.3× | 0 | 114k | 24k | 452 |
| 62 | Jun 21, '20 | this is my new king until further notice | 1.3× | 0 | 143k | 9.2k | 584 |
| 63 | Jan 8, '21 | barron hide ur ipad | 1.3× | 0 | 141k | 10k | 343 |
| 64 | Oct 7, '19 | this is my new king until further notice | 1.3× | 0 | 122k | 17k | 1.9k |
| 65 | Mar 3, '22 | makes me very happy that some kids are probably watching right now for the first time | 1.3× | 0 | 137k | 11k | 728 |
| 66 | Jul 25, '19 | sweden just wants to keep asap rocky because they’ve never seen a man that beautiful before | 1.3× | 0 | 116k | 22k | 357 |
| 67 | Apr 25, '19 | so ur just gonna play with my heart on a school night | 1.3× | 0 | 111k | 22k | 1.2k |
| 68 | Apr 3, '20 | i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out | 1.2× | 0 | 125k | 15k | 504 |
| 69 | Sep 14, '21 | for all that were wondering | 1.2× | 0 | 143k | 5k | 397 |
| 70 | Dec 8, '21 | u guys gotta remember that pharrell didn’t make the song happy for us. he made that for despicable me 2. he made that for the minions | 1.2× | 0 | 132k | 9.8k | 885 |
| 71 | Oct 17, '22 | this is my dude of the week | 1.2× | 0 | 136k | 3.4k | 2.5k |
| 72 | Oct 30, '21 | she sang like 3 songs and i had no idea | 1.2× | 0 | 139k | 3.9k | 735 |
| 73 | Apr 1, '20 | i knew EXACTLY what this said. 6 years of taking spanish has finally paid off | 1.2× | 0 | 131k | 8.4k | 417 |
| 74 | Jul 16, '20 | king | 1.2× | 0 | 132k | 6.3k | 231 |
| 75 | Nov 20, '19 | girls in 2012 would leave the house in uggs, leggings, and a north face fleece thinking they were that bitch. what a wild decade it’s been | 1.1× | 0 | 120k | 9.3k | 506 |
| 76 | Nov 18, '19 | once instagram gets rid of likes i’m posting 3 selfies a day idgaf | 1.1× | 0 | 115k | 13k | 428 |
| 77 | Apr 21, '21 | are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins | 1.1× | 0 | 122k | 9.1k | 525 |
| 78 | May 9, '20 | wait | 1.1× | 0 | 130k | 5.2k | 496 |
| 79 | Dec 31, '20 | crazy how much can change in a year | 1.1× | 0 | 130k | 5.5k | 362 |
| 80 | Jan 27, '21 | just invested $20 | 1.1× | 0 | 125k | 6.3k | 393 |
| 81 | Sep 25, '18 | grocery store clerk: did u find everything ok today me, who couldn’t find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: yes | 1.1× | 0 | 110k | 14k | 253 |
| 82 | Jan 18, '20 | i can no longer watch these gun girl interviews. her voice literally ruins my day. i honestly can’t describe the pain it brings me | 1.1× | 0 | 114k | 12k | 244 |
| 83 | Apr 25, '22 | do u think jesus ever giggled | 1.1× | 0 | 118k | 7.9k | 843 |
| 84 | Jun 28, '22 | used a picture of luka doncic instead of me on my instagram story | 1.1× | 0 | 128k | 3.2k | 1.5k |
| 85 | May 11, '19 | speak ur dreams into existence | 1.1× | 0 | 114k | 11k | 223 |
| 86 | Jun 28, '22 | american airlines just asked me if i’d be willing to switch my flight and instead of landing in LA i’d land in ontario. they shot their shot and i respect it | 1.1× | 0 | 125k | 2.9k | 1k |
| 87 | Dec 22, '19 | working my magic | 1.1× | 0 | 120k | 6.9k | 194 |
| 88 | Dec 25, '19 | none of my little cousins wanna make a tiktok with me. fuck this | 1.1× | 0 | 114k | 9.5k | 383 |
| 89 | May 2, '19 | imagine. ur taking graduation pics with ur sorority sisters. sadie yells “candid time!” u look to ur left. it’s regina. she hooked up with ur bf sophomore year which led to ur brea | 1.1× | 0 | 113k | 9.1k | 698 |
| 90 | Jan 14, '20 | so does every other woman on earth. she can get in line | 1.1× | 0 | 124k | 3.7k | 256 |
| 91 | Apr 16, '21 | i know walt disney is sweating in his grave watching a yellow sponge slowly replace mickey mouse as the most iconic cartoon figure | 1.1× | 0 | 115k | 7.5k | 574 |
| 92 | May 12, '20 | if i took the ACT right now i honestly believe i’d score a 16 | 1.0× | 0 | 111k | 8.5k | 256 |
| 93 | Oct 19, '20 | imagine being the duck that led the charge. must’ve been a huge honor | 1.0× | 0 | 111k | 7.7k | 577 |
| 94 | Dec 23, '21 | why are u brushing ur teeth before the dentist. u got a crush on them or something | 1.0× | 0 | 112k | 5.9k | 648 |
| 95 | Apr 7, '22 | found something worse | 1.0× | 0 | 118k | 3.4k | 1k |
| 96 | Jun 18, '20 | people like this are so interesting to me. like how did they get to this point. would love a documentary | 1.0× | 0 | 109k | 6.8k | 874 |
| 97 | Mar 17, '20 | did twitter really just take away my verification is it because i tweeted about boobs | 1.0× | 0 | 116k | 3.6k | 231 |
| 98 | Jun 25, '21 | u guys won | 1.0× | 0 | 114k | 2.5k | 356 |
| 99 | Oct 5, '22 | love having followers that take adderall | 0.9× | 0 | 107k | 4.1k | 1.5k |
| 100 | Dec 9, '20 | what has my life come to | 0.9× | 0 | 109k | 1.4k | 327 |
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