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Social dynamics and relationships, from a late adopter of social skills and "the most annoying woman in the world." Subscribe to my Substack!

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1Mar 6, '23Enough with White Lotus, The Menu, Triangle of Sadness, Parasite. Who is brave enough to do a biting social satire of poor people106×16.2M24k7161.9k
2Apr 29, '24I once worked for a Japanese guy, anyway he did this to me and I just happily accepted the lack of work for weeks if not months before he fired me directly63.4×9.7M138k5.6k6.6k
3Apr 26, '24Fun fact when I was 12 my “friends” orchestrated a fake reality show rose ceremony where they publicly voted me out of the friend group at lunchtime. It was so brutal that almost a58.9×9M102k3.3k7.1k
4Sep 22, '25New reaction just dropped for every time my brother texts me about Yugoslavia52.3×8M157k5.2k14k
5Jul 1, '25But did you42.4×6.5M187k4.7k3.6k
6Dec 19, '24Me and my brother while our parents were getting divorced42.3×6.5M167k11k9.9k
7Mar 23, '25What are they mad about I don’t get it41.9×6.4M91k1.4k3k
8Oct 13, '24Ok didn’t realize he was problematic unfollowing him now36.6×5.6M191k7.5k2.1k
9Sep 11, '24You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.32.6×5M243k23k5.9k
10May 19, '25Imagine showing this to someone in 2003 and asking them to guess which one is the Republican29.2×4.5M115k5.1k4.3k
11Nov 28, '23I once saw a thread of men sharing what they'd do if they were women, and almost all of them fantasized about one night stands and scamming old men out of their money with sex. Non27.3×4.2M66k4.8k2.4k
12Nov 1, '25View post on X27.1×4.1M61k2.8k3.8k
13Jun 23, '25I keep seeing stuff about how highly educated or ambitious women are intimidating to men and it just….isnt true? I’ve done like 4 studies on this and every time men view it as a ne26.3×4M33k1.4k5.8k
14Feb 22, '25I get that women are “just as horny” as men (sure) but nobody can explain to me why next to zero women are turned on by men’s feet, socks or dirty underwear26×4M49k1.5k4.7k
15Jun 20, '24View post on X24.2×3.7M102k6.3k1.2k
16Apr 8, '24I can’t watch historical “period pieces” where this stuff abounds23.9×3.7M56k2k2.7k
17Jul 5, '24Just made this “bikini” made of swimsuit fabric that looks like a bike shorts set so I can take the kids to the splash pad without changing23×3.5M125k2.5k10k
18Jul 6, '25> be my husband’s relatives > 100% Greek > take 23 and me for no reason bc all their ancestors are from the same island > results come back > it’s Turkish22.9×3.5M69k1.1k3.2k
19Sep 26, '25The funniest part of this is that he’s reached a tier of racism where he can tell when someone is Polish specifically22.3×3.4M22k484759
20May 25, '23I’ll probably get yelled at for this but I think bachelor/bachelorette parties have gotten completely out of hand. They used to be one night celebrating with your friends and now t21.5×3.3M31k1.4k767
21Jul 25, '25I’m not making a judgment either way, but I read the reddit BDSM sub for an article a while back and it was surprising how many women were begging their boyfriends/husbands to be d19.9×3M18k2913.6k
22Feb 6, '25You guys missed this but from 2016-2024 they only featured autistic bisexual nonbinary civil rights lawyers of color19.7×3M72k1.8k2.2k
23Nov 18, '23I know I’m not beating the autism allegations, but I learned small talk at the age of 30 when I pretended conversations were video games and I’d gain a point every time I asked a q19×2.9M46k3.1k4.4k
24Oct 3, '24British incels be like “women need a bloke to be 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy, making $76k quid”18.3×2.8M51k2k2k
25Jul 8, '23I’m pregnant w/a girl and when I spoke to another mom about raising girls she said sadly, “we tried our hardest to keep her away from pink but she turned out to like it” as if she 17.7×2.7M59k3.5k869
26Jan 31, '25Just imagine someone is being an asshole to you, you Google them and they’re a pedophile. I once Googled my work nemesis and she was doing a fundraiser for a food bank.16.6×2.5M101k3k2.6k
27Mar 20, '23My friends: why do you still go on twitter Me:15.9×2.4M56k3.2k1.4k
28Jul 6, '24I’m now convinced that this incident is what kicked off Biden’s cognitive decline15.9×2.4M57k2.2k1.7k
29Aug 11, '23A lot of “men don’t even wash their face and their skin is great” but let me say: men’s skin isn’t that great, if you took your average man’s skin and put it on a woman’s face she 14.4×2.2M30k1.5k827
30Feb 23, '24Just once I want to see a 42 year old woman be like “I gave up my $800k/year executive position at Lockheed Martin to be a tradwife 🥰”13.8×2.1M25k1.3k988
31Aug 6, '25Absolutely Covid no question. Like I think it actually caused mass psychosis. Everyone is anywhere from 5-70% more crazy now13.8×2.1M55k3.1k1.9k
32Aug 28, '23In one of my mom groups, a woman posted that her toddler refused to sleep in his own bed because of "a scary man living in my closet" and most of the responses told her to be very 13.4×2.1M23k1.3k998
33Jun 27, '24People cheering on a “no-fault divorce ban” are failing to consider that such a ban would make it nearly impossible for a man to leave his wife if she ages or gains weight12.8×2M42k2k1.5k
34Mar 18, '24The American class system is bizarre because nobody calls themselves upper class. Like you can make $500k/year with a net worth of $5M and you still call yourself “upper middle cla12.1×1.9M15k516969
35Jul 14, '23I once saw someone refer to this as the female version of a fedora and I’ve never looked at it the same way12×1.8M37k2.4k1.3k
36Jul 21, '25I’m trying to figure out why it’s so funny to me when right wing people look weird as opposed to leftists and at first I thought it was my bias but I’m starting to think it’s becau12×1.8M40k8241.7k
37Dec 21, '23Just imagining all her coworkers trying to make donuts and a new employee is like “what’s Amanda doing” and the rest are like “oh yeah she films herself pretending to eat 6,000 cal11.7×1.8M28k955738
38Jul 11, '24They lowered the benzos and added Wellbutrin, we are so fucking back11.3×1.7M30k1.2k2.2k
39Dec 7, '23I once worked with this guy who had the perfect scheme going where he solidified his reputation as the “busy guy” so nobody ever asked him to do anything or expected him to know de11.2×1.7M33k1.1k1.6k
40Jun 7, '23Selkie is the perfect example of fashion that is both extremely feminine, beautiful and also not appealing (or meant to be appealing) to men. It’s giving birthday party after recen11.2×1.7M25k1.1k1.6k
41Feb 12, '24I’ve noticed that certain men on here aren’t able to identify which men would be successful with women or not. Looks being equal, your average woman would vastly prefer a goofy guy10.9×1.7M20k8141.3k
42Jul 16, '24Am I the only one thinking this is kinda problematic like what do they even have in common to talk about :/10.6×1.6M43k1k460
43Nov 3, '25My brother told me that there's a crazy subreddit for people who try to collect as many amex points as possible and one guy put his girlfriend on a separate flight to collect more 10.4×1.6M49k9571.9k
44Dec 29, '23Women who dress like this irl are gay librarians who do roller derby and send out newsletters called “I’m with the Banned (Books)”10.4×1.6M40k2.4k724
45Jul 18, '25Back in my day CEOs used to have affairs with their secretaries. Now, thanks to woke, they have affairs with 50-year-old Chief Pronoun Officers10.3×1.6M53k2.5k1.7k
46May 12, '23My hot take is that a lot of people use therapy as a way to determine all the ways they’ve been wronged and victimized by others without making any attempt to meaningfully change t10.2×1.6M25k1.9k1.6k
47May 10, '23I’m jealous of Gen Z for missing the era of the “cute top.” I once asked a forum about club outfits ideas and everyone said “jeans and a cute top” and I said “what’s an example of 9.7×1.5M20k456361
48Aug 20, '23Mom groups are reliably where you'll find the most insane ideas in an echo chamber. One mom said she wouldn't buy second hand stuff for her kids "in case the original owner had cov9.7×1.5M17k627457
49Aug 5, '23We need to talk about the colorism and discrimination within the racism community :/9.3×1.4M33k1.3k825
50May 10, '25Gentlemen, what is the charge? Eating a cake? A succulent Hitler cake?9.2×1.4M31k1.1k1.6k
51Aug 21, '23I’ve said this before but the idea of a new postpartum mother doing 100% of the childcare and housework without assistance is not only insane, but an extremely recent phenomenon th9.1×1.4M20k1.3k421
52May 21, '25Many such cases8.7×1.3M40k9301.2k
53Apr 17, '24Im sorry if you were 7 hadn’t you already experienced….being at school8.4×1.3M18k143409
54Aug 13, '23*totally not a man voice* Reddit, AITA for riding the cock carousel, chasing Chad (despite being mid myself) and turning down all the nice guys only to die alone with my 10 cats at8.2×1.3M14k562429
55Jul 5, '25“Men age like wine, focus on yourself and don’t bother committing until you’re 40”8.2×1.3M23k9591.8k
56Oct 11, '23women imagining the worst man: he’s a serial rapist/murderer redpill Twitter men imagining the worst woman: she’s a 35 year old scientist8.0×1.2M36k2.4k702
57Mar 22, '23Twitter is full of women who see this pic and think “back then I’d be the happy big tiddy bimbo who other women side eye for being hot” but I’ve interacted with enough of you to kn7.4×1.1M24k1.4k690
58Jun 10, '23There is some thresshold in an age gap relationship where the older person is past a certain age (70? 80?) where you stop worrying about the younger person being groomed and start 7.2×1.1M17k529404
59Nov 6, '23I’ve said this before but the reason our grandmas made it work is there was no expectation to be present or engaged with your children and it was perfectly normal to just let them 7.1×1.1M16k923550
60Apr 23, '24My toddler had a massive meltdown at the children’s museum because “other kids were there” and while I tried to calm him down, some dad came by and fist bumped me and said “you’re 7.1×1.1M29k333547
61Jun 13, '25Why couldn’t Sabrina Carpenter have done this for her album cover6.9×1.1M47k1.7k717
62May 11, '25It’s lowkey giving6.7×1M33k7692.1k
63Sep 12, '25I’m sorry this is like something out of a Key and Peele skit6.3×963k53k2.8k2.9k
64May 31, '24You all literally need to see my husband’s school project from when he was 96.3×960k16k3431.7k
65Aug 20, '23Tbh I really can’t imagine telling a child “do arts and crafts about the Holocaust” and expect even 20% of them to turn out okay6.1×932k18k409167
66Nov 5, '24I’m voting for my daughter. I’m voting for a world where she can hope to one day be the first woman President.5.9×901k22k635364
67Jul 30, '25Maybe this is cope on my part but my almost-2-year old doesn’t seem to register that I exist? Like I’m always there, so she kind of thinks I’m either part of her psyche or like, th5.9×897k24k236990
68Jun 8, '23Saw a IG reel where a pediatrician was talking about infant sleep and all the comments were moms telling her she was wrong and a highly ranked comment said “why do pediatricians th5.8×890k16k438256
69Jul 9, '24After 70 yrs of marriage my grandma died and my grandpa, who wasn’t all there himself, immediately married a 95 year old woman with dementia, she died like 2 months later and he wa5.6×864k24k663773
70May 19, '25He did the meme5.5×848k44k1.9k879
71Jun 14, '24My biggest gripe honestly. Everyone’s like “but men mature later than women!!!” Ok, if it’s that significant then raise the male voting age. Raise the male drinking age. Raise the 5.4×822k32k4.4k1.3k
72Mar 9, '25A Democrat from 20 years ago wouldn’t be hyper woke or understand xey/xer pronouns but I feel like they probably wouldn’t be asking a suspicious number of questions about Anne Fran5.3×810k41k1.3k681
73Jul 13, '23As a kid the stereotype of librarians was that they were priggish frigid old ladies but today when I hear someone is a librarian I picture a polyamorous woman with 4 lovers and 3 R4.9×745k22k1.5k478
74Jan 1, '25View post on X4.5×694k22k1.2k855
75Sep 12, '25Why do I feel like he’s the main character in a movie about a guy who smokes a joint so epic that he switches bodies with the FBI director and gets stuck in a time loop4.4×674k28k1.1k1.1k
76Aug 2, '25Every day I come on here and see some new thing that’s apparently disgusting. It’ll be like “oh you don’t scrub your eyebrows before bed?? 🤢 nasty”4.4×671k31k790577
78Jul 11, '20Straight guys be like: “my partner” and it’s a straight woman named Jessica4.0×060k3.6k433
79Mar 24, '23Still remembering when this girl tweeted “stop saying ‘crackhead’ it’s a racial and classist micro aggression” and this other girl responded “can I say it? i literally smoke crack 4.0×605k16k633266
80Sep 6, '24not the damage control flags3.9×597k28k727304
81Dec 15, '23Right wingers will literally see the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy and conclude society has fallen3.8×578k17k689236
82Nov 7, '23Not to be pedantic but “stick it in my arm” was kind of the vibe of a lot of rock bands3.6×555k17k67285
83Mar 6, '25I found out a friend of mine has been incessantly sending these to his wife. She asked him to please stop sending them and they compromised on him sending a maximum of 5 per day3.6×546k24k776655
84Jul 21, '25Ran into a type of mom I didn't know existed (put her 14 month old in speech therapy because he had fewer than 100 words, and spanks him.)3.5×541k16k147404
85Sep 5, '25View post on X3.5×535k26k906527
86Nov 6, '22View post on X3.5×050k3.9k755
87Aug 27, '23Employment law is like: no you CANNOT be fired for your disability/pregnancy/etc! Employers can simply fire you for no reason instead!3.3×508k16k1.5k202
89Oct 9, '24I actually do have empathy for anyone- male or female- in a long term dead bedroom situation, but the first 6 weeks after a baby is born...respectfully, if you are doing your job a3.2×494k17k605533
90Jul 18, '24This is actually how Trump would react if he was a voter3.0×453k15k455272
91Jun 16, '25Your based tradwife is flipping the bird to strangers while wearing booty shorts and a tube top (but rightwingly)2.9×446k19k455561
92Mar 17, '25My 4 year old told me he saw his “girlfriend” at the kids gym and I’m like oh aww how cute who is she and he goes “oh she works there”2.9×438k21k253604
93Jan 23, '25I’m sorry this is now dril-tier funny in a way I don’t even think he understands2.8×428k20k388557
94Nov 18, '22A good amount of Twitter is like: Yes, I’m a leftist. Yes, I want to live in a collective communal society where we all take care of each other. No, I don’t want to ever interact w2.5×036k2.6k921
95Apr 6, '25I can’t keep up bc half the girls in the Moscow side are wearing stuff that usually gets slammed in those “UK nightlife” hate-porn videos2.3×354k16k424411
99Feb 28, '25I’d rather have a kid at 35 than at 91.9×290k17k864380
101May 21my brother just made this and told me to tweet it1.2×178k6891439

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