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Brandy Jensen

@BrandyLJensen136k followers

See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.

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1Nov 20, '23remains one of the most baffling photos i’ve ever seen26.6×11.7M73k2.4k2.8k
2Nov 22, '23the two ways of being european18.7×8.2M72k5.2k2.1k
3Oct 2, '23the first and only vr thing that sounds fun17×7.5M69k4.8k3.8k
4Aug 22, '23the butter sculptures aren’t solid butter??? what the hell17×7.5M65k1.7k495
5Oct 28, '23you gotta think this strategy of saying that thousands and thousands of normal people, out with their neighbors and their kids, are big fans of terrorism is going to have diminishi16.3×7.2M100k12k1.5k
6Jul 5, '24imagine shitting so bad they put it in the newspaper13.6×6M89k5.4k2.3k
7Apr 28, '23okay how does she have an ass crack given she’s just a standard, if extremely well-endowed mermaid in the front. like anatomically how would that work12.9×5.7M53k2.1k1.7k
8Jan 15, '23damn you don’t say12.4×5.5M56k2.2k653
9Dec 6, '23my microwave has a filter?12.4×5.5M64k2.4k4.2k
10Nov 6, '23wow nobody got arrested at the rally where we told the government “good job keep it up”12.3×5.4M102k13k965
11Oct 12, '23“the suits universe” do you mean new york11.7×5.2M87k3.5k398
12May 10, '23lmao come on now. like c’mon. please11.2×4.9M46k2.1k392
13Sep 23, '248 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be11.2×4.9M219k16k2.3k
14Apr 11, '23my mom finally married her partner of 20+ years. “no worries, just wanted to share” lmao 😭10.7×4.7M89k986658
15Jun 8, '23the connections i’m going to inherit10.6×4.7M54k2.7k487
16Oct 16, '24being a guy and calling another guy “brother”… I bet that feels so nice10.5×4.6M102k3.2k2.3k
17Nov 13, '24no I was reading10.5×4.6M211k16k2.5k
18Mar 9, '24god i love trend reporting9.3×4.1M84k5.3k4.4k
19Apr 16, '24male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip— cult leader: I am to have multiple wives8.8×3.9M141k11k3.6k
20Jan 10, '23flatly insane that your doctor can say “you need an mri” and then a little while later your insurance company can be like “lol no you didn’t”8.7×3.8M81k6k647
21May 15, '24every sex scene is necessary to me, a pervert8.6×3.8M55k7.9k1.9k
22Sep 7, '23spent a couple days pondering this and i’ve rarely felt sorrier for someone than the person who had explosive diarrhea all over that airplane. trapped there with everyone whose day8.5×3.8M54k1.8k890
23Dec 10, '24ngl Stanley Tucci I have been better but appreciate this regardless7.7×3.4M116k9.6k994
24Oct 18, '24another great tweet by my newest friend7.4×3.3M89k2.5k2k
25Aug 29, '24I love when an IT guy refers to my laptop as “your machine”7.2×3.2M104k3k1.7k
26Sep 20, '24honestly one of the more impressive things I’ve ever seen7.1×3.1M91k2.9k1.4k
27Jun 9, '24wish I was one of those weirdos who likes to go for a run when they’re upset6.4×2.8M102k10k2.4k
28Nov 23, '23most restaurants are too loud6.3×2.8M55k2.4k534
29Jun 1, '24how much do they think tattoos cost5.8×2.6M48k1.5k453
30Aug 25, '24help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle5.5×2.4M66k5.8k2.2k
31Apr 4, '24falls under my rule “sufficiently funny crimes should not be prosecuted”5.2×2.3M73k4.5k1.8k
32Nov 18, '23a baby angrily typing is actually the perfect image for these sorts of people5.1×2.3M70k3.7k632
33Feb 15, '21this is the only effective ad for camo i’ve ever seen5.0×0200k22k1.4k
34Sep 11, '21that’s so much time to die4.9×0212k16k827
35Sep 1, '22confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back an4.9×0198k13k5.4k
36Nov 1, '24dressing one kid as the shooter is extremely funny, I’ll give them that4.8×2.1M78k1.8k948
37Jan 3, '24i’ve reached british crime show level “the killer’s prints weren’t on the gun because she used her feet”4.2×1.9M43k1.7k1.2k
38Feb 21, '22by the time i die this will almost certainly be the sound i’ve laughed at most in my life4.1×0146k18k9.9k
39Jan 25, '24not even kidding when i say stuff like this should be against the law4.0×1.8M49k1.8k736
40Jun 10, '21lmfao4.0×0182k6.4k1.5k
41Jan 26, '21oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market3.8×0154k15k936
42Jan 20, '21a person only needs one good coat3.8×0165k10k521
43Aug 30, '24I’m such a sucker for a sports movie. I want the team to win so bad… but then it seems like they won’t… omg they did it3.7×1.7M61k2.3k935
44Mar 18, '22thank you yes this is precisely what i imagined the prince of crypto would look like3.5×0148k11k1.8k
45Sep 30, '21how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours3.4×0154k5.8k987
46Aug 20, '25I don’t think psychology says this3.3×1.4M56k2.3k765
47Sep 11, '22a what in a movie called WHAT3.2×0135k9.8k2.6k
48Sep 24, '22you hear a lot about how lottery winners end up miserable. the money ruins their life and relationships etc. well that wouldn’t happen to me3.2×0132k12k1.2k
49Jan 16, '25tv was better when there were fewer extremely hot people in every show3.0×1.3M46k1.6k798
50Aug 19, '25“divorce announcements from people who think they’re more famous than they are” easily a top 5 genre of online content for me2.9×1.3M61k1.5k1.4k
51Mar 25, '22incredible headline2.7×0115k6.2k1.5k
52Sep 25, '22the high point of product packaging imo2.7×0122k4.4k712
53Jul 20, '22you can’t show me some tits then blame me for seeing tits2.5×0109k7k1.1k
54Aug 21, '22watching a documentary about suffragettes and they end with this little “what happened to them” montage. real mixed bag lmao2.5×0101k6.4k3.7k
55Nov 3, '24reality dating shows are fun because they let you see what psych experiments were like before everyone had to get approval from ethics boards2.5×1.1M57k3.7k1.3k
56Jun 11, '24feels so good when a sandwich costs a single digit amount2.4×1M43k1.2k272
57May 20, '22a real shame that 6 am is such a perfect time to wake up but 10 pm is a very stupid time to go to bed2.3×0103k6k795
58Sep 12, '22if you had asked me five minutes ago “how big is plymouth rock” i would have been so so wrong2.3×099k6.6k1.1k
59Sep 28, '21i give out weed candy to kids on halloween. i get it specially made to look like regular candy which costs me thousands of dollars every year but i think it’s fun. i won’t stop.2.3×098k7.2k695
60Apr 25, '20by your thirties you should have a pasta shape you vehemently despise for no particular reason. mine’s rotini.2.2×072k4.9k653
61Oct 28, '21this all happened because zuckerberg never meta girl until college2.2×088k8.5k517
62Feb 10, '22i genuinely love when someone gets a column in a national newspaper to announce “I’m rude as hell”2.1×089k5.1k744
63Apr 15, '21your honor as you can see clearly from this video... my client whips ass2.0×086k6.4k905
64Jun 30, '22insane. leaves me despairing of our ability to inhabit a shared reality2.0×079k5k1.8k
65Oct 4, '22paleontologist is the funniest job to me. so rare for a seven year old to stick to their major life goals1.9×086k3.4k952
66Sep 19, '21netflix sound engineer: okay make the dialogue so quiet people will think they have hearing problems then the car crashes so loud they’ll develop one1.8×075k6.7k543
67Feb 24, '22not in a million years could you guess how this starts1.8×075k3.9k2.6k
68Feb 22, '22playing his what now1.8×079k3.4k820
69Jun 14, '20we deserve more elegant metaphors1.6×062k9.3k401
70Sep 5, '19imagine having this tattoo and it being the third thing people ask about1.6×065k8.2k451
71Nov 25, '17I'm sorry I've done a misogyny against myself?1.6×057k9.6k5
72Jul 21, '22people who hate cilantro got it so easy. they can have a fussy little preference and everyone is like “of course, due to your genes”1.5×068k2.9k666
73Apr 7, '20how are my fellow “grind your teeth at night due to stress” people doing you got any molars left1.5×059k5.4k246
74Apr 22, '19love it when conservatives respond to some light socialism by sarcastically offering up even better ideas. “oh college debt forgiveness? how about we just wipe away mortgages too?”1.5×058k8.1k168
75Sep 1, '20help Joe Kennedy make history today1.5×061k6k131
76Mar 13, '20what was everyone’s weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and i bought three types of jam1.5×054k2.3k462
77Aug 18, '17It genuinely doesn't occur to these guys that you could put up statues of black people1.4×047k12k0
78Sep 1, '22does she have a series of cardboard cutouts what’s goin on here1.4×060k3k2.3k
79Mar 25, '21after years of bitcoin and reddit short selling and credit default swaps and a million other things i don’t understand it’s so refreshing to hear that global commerce is in peril b1.4×056k6.6k362
80Nov 23, '18lol we will fight the sun before we take on capitalism1.4×045k12k164
81Oct 3, '21“you’re not actually rich if all your money goes to maintaining the lifestyle of a rich person” is an opinion i would love to stop seeing every couple of months1.4×059k3.6k703
82Nov 15, '21are the ghost hunters gay or are they hunting gay ghosts1.3×058k3.5k312
83Dec 3, '21why does this look like a musical1.2×055k2.9k193
84Aug 10, '22liking a tweet from someone i’ve followed for years but have never met, or really even interacted with much, and whose name i do not know: god i’m so glad he got this job. i know h1.2×049k5.8k574
85Dec 17, '18who the fuck are you following1.1×046k5.1k84
86Jul 10, '18if my abortion rights are taken away by a guy named Brett I’m gonna be furious1.1×044k5.7k50
87Nov 18, '22would be pretty hilarious if twitter disappeared and i went on to lead a peaceful life full of meaning and beauty. like lmao1.1×044k5.4k346
88May 7, '22personally i would have cut this quote1.1×050k2.1k649
89Jun 7, '20the couples where one person is wearing a mask and one isn’t: what’s going on there1.1×048k2.8k186
90Dec 21, '21i love telling my dog he “knows better”1.1×048k2.8k204
91Jul 1, '20sorry where1.1×043k4.3k486
92Jan 1, '22never feel more harshly judged than when one of the dogs enters a room i’m in, scopes out the vibe, and decides to leave1.1×048k2.2k201
93May 12, '19what1.1×045k3.6k90
94Jan 25, '22“you gonna fuckin adopt me or what”1.0×045k2.4k250
95May 3, '22about to say some shit that gets me put on a federal watchlist1.0×041k4.2k351
96Apr 27, '20i shall simply summer in the east wing of my 600 sq foot apartment1.0×042k3.9k117
97Aug 5, '22hot girl summer1.0×041k3.5k460
98Dec 15, '20pete is so unprepared for how much his most vocal haters care about trains lol1.0×042k2.6k262
99Oct 6, '20wait so stephen miller didn’t get covid when his wife had it but does have it after a work event. lmao what a fucking nerd1.0×044k2.1k177
100Jul 21, '22do dogs even realize they are hanging out with other dogs of the same breed or do people organize like a “Dachshund meet-up” solely for their own strange satisfaction0.9×042k1.2k435

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