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1Sep 3, '25An entire generation under the age of 30 is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them Society is not ready for the cons122×13.4M204k19k28k
2Sep 30, '25When your analyst leaves the office for 2 hours on a Tuesday for a “doctors appointment”118×13M12k319799
3Jan 24, '25If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500115×12.7M51k2.4k1.4k
4Jun 17, '25You can just do things.99.1×10.9M159k4.9k18k
5Aug 20, '25Married and own a home by 30 years old in America 1950: 50% 1960: 52% 1970: 48% 1980: 45% 1990: 43% 2000: 35% 2010: 25% 2025: 12% Incredible90.8×10M201k16k15k
6Oct 24, '25View post on X74.3×8.2M336k22k6k
7Oct 28, '25So if we layoff everyone to increase margins this year, who will have money left to buy your products next year?61.5×6.8M79k8.2k3.5k
8Oct 20, '25View post on X60.3×6.6M77k3.1k3.9k
9Oct 26, '25This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $12058.3×6.4M188k12k5.2k
10Jul 13, '25Dating in NYC has gotten so bad that girls are stealing lunch orders from finance bros and stalking them on LinkedIn57.2×6.3M18k1k12k
11Oct 25, '25View post on X56×6.2M192k9.6k6.8k
12Feb 6, '25Three levels of wealth > No LinkedIn > LinkedIn > No LinkedIn50.5×5.6M152k5.3k5.6k
13Aug 11, '25Woman says that she wants a man > minimum height of 6’2 > a job with no earnings cap (corporate jobs making $150K not enough) > only takes business class flights > in shape and wor49.4×5.4M12k5184.1k
14Feb 16, '25this picture was the beginning of the end after a decade of ZIRP. they thought they were making an innocent video but ended up creating a historical artifact instead. we would stil46.9×5.2M34k1.3k5.9k
15Aug 13, '25NYU just posted a video of where their graduates are heading to work after college Anyone notice anything in this video?44.2×4.9M14k7365.2k
16Jan 31, '25Men will have entire setups like this just so they underperform the S&P50043×4.7M111k4.7k3.3k
17Sep 29, '25Very nice. Now show us the median35×3.8M123k3.8k1.8k
18Oct 24, '25BREAKING: JP Morgan is considering cutting junior investment banking roles and outsourcing them to India31.3×3.4M9.3k1.5k1.7k
19Jul 18, '25Getting an entry level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam Few realize this yet30.6×3.4M75k3.1k4.8k
20Jun 27, '25Day in the life under NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani29×3.2M32k2.1k6.2k
21Jul 15, '25I have seen lots of the day in the life in finance videos and this might be the worst27.5×3M17k3954.2k
22Nov 11, '25White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation26.8×2.9M55k3.6k1.6k
23Aug 31, '25Is Gen Z finally discovering that networking matters more than competence when it comes to landing jobs26.2×2.9M37k1.7k8.1k
24May 6, '25Reddit is filled with posts like these across every profession Anyone with any insight on what is going on?24.2×2.7M22k8224.1k
25Aug 29, '25This is my quant23.2×2.6M65k1.7k4.2k
26Jun 21, '25Finance bros will literally spend their entire bonus after meeting someone like this23.2×2.6M11k3074.2k
27May 28, '25McKinsey consultants getting fired for operational efficiency and profitability drive22.6×2.5M46k4.5k2.2k
28Oct 22, '25Personally know someone who games this in college by making a fake LinkedIn as a VP at Goldman Sachs He would DM analysts and associates at other banks with the fake intention of c21.1×2.3M9.3k4073.2k
29Dec 21, '24You either get replaced by an Indian CEO or live long enough to see yourself become the Indian CEO21.1×2.3M44k1.9k1.8k
30May 13, '25Investment banking is the most romanticized job that exists Lets talk about bad experiences you have had in banking I'll start Once had to spend 2 hours away on a Christmas night b20.6×2.3M14k5194.9k
31Dec 16, '24Many such cases in NYC19.5×2.1M51k2.3k4.6k
32Jul 3, '24Private equity firms discovering a family business with no debt that runs on outdated technology17.7×1.9M13k7191.6k
33Apr 26, '25The vilification of a 9 to 5 job amongst this generation is absolutely fascinating to me For gods sake, you are working in an air conditioned office where you have to reply to emai17.7×1.9M12k4021.2k
34Mar 21, '25Tax accountants going through 800 pages of trading activity just to see $2.32 of capital gains for their client17.5×1.9M55k2.5k1.8k
35Jul 21, '25Men will have entire setups like this just to underperform the S&P 50017.5×1.9M43k1.8k1.9k
36Nov 7, '25Easily one of the greatest scenes of all time, not just in finance movies, but all movies17.5×1.9M25k3.5k13k
37Jun 29, '25Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Excel17.5×1.9M59k3.5k4.3k
38Mar 10, '25POV you just asked a Brooklyn girl who believes in socialism what her boyfriend does for work (he is a VP at a private equity firm)17.4×1.9M60k2k2.2k
39Jul 26, '25View post on X17.4×1.9M47k2.8k1.6k
40Jul 18, '25Male college grads are now just as likely to be unemployed as people who never went to college Same is not true for women, who are much more likely to land a job once they graduate15.4×1.7M24k2.9k5.9k
41Nov 8, '25This goes incredibly hard if you don’t understand interest rate math14.8×1.6M24k1.6k434
42Nov 7, '25View post on X14.6×1.6M15k285817
43Oct 25, '25View post on X13.7×1.5M45k1.8k1.8k
44Mar 18, '25underrated career advice is recognizing that you don’t work for your company’s CEO or the head of your group you work for the person who sits directly above you in rank. always mak13.5×1.5M9.1k4762.6k
45Nov 5, '25a theory of mine is that social media has completely broken the mind of Gen Z and millennials when it comes to work their whole lives they have been told to pursue college, work re13.4×1.5M20k1.8k5.7k
46Jun 10, '25This is easily my favorite clip of Bill Ackman > His fund was down 30%+ > Being sued by Valeant Pharma investors > Going through divorce with his wife > Elliot, an acti13.2×1.5M11k1.3k11k
47May 27, '25“mom, how did we get so rich?” “your dad charged 2 and 20 to underperform the S&P 500”12.4×1.4M18k9011.5k
48Mar 21, '25You are telling me these loans are backed by consumers who ordered burritos on DoorDash?12.3×1.4M32k2.1k1.1k
49Apr 19, '24Steve Jobs emailed Bruce Chizen (CEO of ADBE) after he attempted to poach employees from Apple What an absolute guy11.6×1.3M12k5331.4k
50Oct 9, '25Imagine spending 14 hours a day projecting cash flows and learning business fundamentals when you could have just bought a piece of rock instead11.5×1.3M17k1.3k1.6k
51Mar 24, '25This is all relationship advice summed up in one post11.4×1.3M20k1.1k6.1k
52Mar 21, '25"so you financed a $5.29 McChicken on DoorDash but still remain bullish on the economy?"11.1×1.2M26k1.8k795
53Jun 13, '25Humans saw this and still decided to invent adjusted EBITDA10.1×1.1M28k1.9k1.6k
54Feb 7, '25They were generally accepted9.9×1.1M13k894387
55Mar 30, '25Analysts in 2025: “i did 6 internships, joined my finance club, did 2 excel bootcamps, and sent 200 cold emails for this job” MDs talking about their first job: “i didn’t know what9.5×1M20k7762.2k
56Oct 23, '25The only AI you can trust is ChatGPT because Sam Altman is gay9.3×1M20k818938
57Mar 23, '25Morning routine expectation vs reality9.3×1M34k3.1k509
58May 15, '25How the girl from Brooklyn looks at me when I tell her I believe in socialism (i work in private equity)8.8×966k16k497902
59Nov 2, '25The wage gap is literally just married men being ahead of everyone else Single men and women earn roughly the same income8.3×918k11k5582.3k
60Aug 30, '25If your morning routine does not look like this, you will never make it8.3×915k39k4.1k15k
61Apr 15, '25Still think about this8.3×909k12k6271.1k
62May 11, '253 levels of wealth > No work laptop on vacation > Take work laptop on vacation > No work laptop on vacation8.0×876k29k7041.3k
63Oct 23, '25Microsoft will literally change the icons for all their Office apps but refuse to change the horrible search functionality on Outlook7.9×873k33k2.2k457
64Apr 18, '25Wharton and HBS alumni after finding a small HVAC family business with no website or CRM platform7.7×848k10k4111.3k
65Apr 11, '25Never deleting this app7.7×846k15k8141.1k
66Mar 31, '25Absolutely not7.6×838k20k915582
67Apr 25, '25The personality that allows you to become rich prevents you from stopping work once you become rich7.6×831k16k6791.8k
68Feb 27, '25people with 0.04 shares of NVIDIA listening to the earnings call today7.4×812k14k443272
69Aug 24, '25Still think about this amazing video from the dotcom era7.0×773k15k1.4k11k
70Sep 17, '25If you woke up today and > have a job > can call both your parents > not physically ill > have somewhere to go back home to it is a good day regardless of what else is 6.7×737k26k2.2k2.2k
71Jun 9, '25MBA Associate just asked why we need a cash flow statement when the balance sheet already tells us how much cash the business has6.6×731k11k321965
72May 30, '25“Just financed Sydney Sweeney bath water with 4 Klarna installments”6.6×728k20k497561
73Sep 23, '25This is my quant6.6×725k14k1k2.9k
74Jun 17, '25So you sold all your stock positions because there was a pizza demand surge near the Pentagon?6.4×709k17k808632
75Oct 9, '25Better idea: find a girl with a rich family and become CEO of her dad’s company6.4×702k15k517773
76Mar 12, '25The best investor in the world is holding $300 billion of cash and you are buying?6.0×661k10k536479
77May 20, '25So you financed a bunch of burritos for people too lazy to walk to a restaurant and now you are losing money on it?5.9×652k9.7k625269
79Jul 20, '25The entire goal of life is to find a woman who makes you want to lock in and outperform the S&P 500 on a risk adjusted basis every year5.7×621k14k1.4k1.5k
80Aug 30, '25Visiting Europe will literally 2x your desire for money and 0.5x your desire to work5.6×620k16k4871.4k
81Sep 28, '25Dating and job markets operate in the same exact way Few understand this5.6×613k13k6072.6k
82Oct 4, '24The most impressive part of this? Zuckerberg is the only one within this vicinity that has not yet gotten divorced5.6×612k10k284262
83Apr 11, '25Finance bros who learned that stocks and bonds have inverse relationship watching both go down at the same time5.6×611k19k1.1k891
84Oct 4, '25Watching people plan their retirement based on the assumption that S&P 500 will compound at 20% forever5.4×597k9.5k229598
85Apr 16, '25Many such cases5.1×560k12k4401.2k
86Aug 25, '25babe wake up, private equity just found a new exit option5.0×546k11k827419
87Jan 17, '25Men used to go to war, now they announce promotions at their desk jobs using this picture4.9×533k9.9k578467
88Sep 15, '25Still think about this4.8×531k14k463947
89Oct 29, '25View post on X4.5×499k11k329493
90Jun 18, '25“Capitalism leads to innovation” The innovation in question:4.4×488k22k748590
91Apr 15, '25Never deleting this app4.3×473k12k345284
92Aug 25, '25Men only want one thing3.9×430k9.7k7651.4k
93Jul 27, '25Asking your twice divorced MD why he continues to work 70 hours a week at the age of 503.7×407k13k339536
94Aug 9, '25Not all heroes wear capes3.6×394k11k147225
95May 15, '25Many such cases3.2×351k8.9k1.1k495
96Sep 26, '25When you ask the pro Mamdani socialist girl from Brooklyn what her boyfriend does for work (he works in private equity)2.9×314k9.5k208429
97Nov 7, '25View post on X2.6×286k9.3k443446
98Jul 24, '25Many such cases2.2×241k10k316140
99Sep 22, '25View post on X1.3×145k10k9682.3k
100Nov 12, '25Here is a crazy concept Hire entry level workers and actually train them so they are useful for their role1.3×141k8.8k858192

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