Andrew Isker 🌳🪓

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Triumph over CHRIST'S enemies. Conquer the world with MIRTH. Be enchanted by the very words of ALMIGHTY GOD.

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1Apr 9, '25This is an extremely underrated part of America.123×4.5M12k4401.1k
2Apr 22, '25Why is it that when you watch women’s softball (or tennis or golf or volleyball) you can see truly impressive athleticism but the WNBA finals looks like 8-year-olds playing for the112×4.1M57k1.6k2.2k
3Apr 17, '25Yesterday, my 12-year-old son had a violent, hour-long fit because someone ate the last piece of pizza. He will likely never have a job, go to college, or pay any taxes. RFK is tal102×3.7M39k2.9k1.4k
4Mar 21, '25You have no idea what is coming for you.79×2.9M35k1.4k2.5k
5Aug 7, '24Tim Walz doubled the price of Zyn in Minnesota. He wants that for the entire country. Vote accordingly.73.3×2.7M31k2.6k756
6Apr 22, '25Despite the clever disguise, they found him.52.6×1.9M58k2.7k1.1k
7Nov 1, '25BREAKING: Federal judge rules all 8 billion inhabitants of planet earth should be allowed to vote in American elections. - AP48.2×1.8M57k6.3k1.3k
8Apr 27, '25We know more about the kids that pranked Shedeur Sanders than either of Trump’s assassins.44.4×1.6M38k2.2k474
9Dec 26, '24Watching Elon get ratioed badly on his own site over the H1B issue is a fascinating revelation of reality. 1. He doesn’t have his finger on the scale like the previous regime. Peop39.6×1.4M23k1.9k1.4k
10Jun 18, '25Tucker: “What does AIPAC lobby for?” Cruz: “Honestly, not much.” Incredible.38.7×1.4M51k2.5k1.2k
11Feb 22, '25Bond has to be shot as a Cold War period piece from now on, because even in a movie series with ejector-seat cars, jetpacks, and supervillains, to have it set today and pretend Bri36.5×1.3M44k2.1k1.5k
12Aug 30, '24In college, we had a roommate who was a pathological liar. He was way behind on rent, claimed to have gotten a job at the movie theater a few blocks away. By the time the end of th34.3×1.2M19k1.6k755
13Oct 12, '24This is so funny.32.8×1.2M22k3.9k2.8k
14Nov 8, '25I don’t want a 50-year mortgage. I want 100 million foreigners deported.32×1.2M57k4.8k486
15Mar 7, '24When I was in seventh grade in my tiny, rural MN town, an illegal alien followed my classmate home from school, stabbed her to death with a flathead screwdriver, raped her lifeless32×1.2M8k1.2k366
16Sep 30, '24*risks life to save you during natural disaster*30.6×1.1M28k1.2k1.1k
17Mar 4, '25“Kamala is brat” forced, completely fake, as fun as an office party planned by the HR lady, a coordinated top-down meme. “Chubby gamer Vance” spontaneous, organic, genuinely hilari30.4×1.1M42k1.6k1.8k
18Nov 13, '24The age of the Boomer is over. The age of the Millennial has begun.28.2×1M19k1.1k395
19Apr 30, '25Coke Zero will soon be under 50¢ per can.27.5×1M26k591596
20Oct 15, '24I’ve posted about this before, but libs keep making this argument, so I will post it again. In seventh grade an illegal followed my 12-year-old classmate home from the bus stop, st26.2×951k24k3.7k1.2k
21Sep 1, '24“The time to man up Millennials and pick yourself up by your bootstraps” schtick was always tiresome, but now, when the median income in the U.S. is $37,000 and the median home pri25.5×925k8.2k7141.3k
22May 26, '25It’s little things like this that make life in America feel Soviet. My mom recently had an appointment with Mayo. It was a pretty serious neurological issue. She arrived 20 minutes23.4×852k12k904943
23Aug 4, '23There are millions of people who sincerely believe America is governed by the democratic process while we have a Senate comprised of: •Geriatrics literally unable to govern their o23.2×845k5.7k775596
24Oct 2, '24Tonight's Vice Presidential Debate:22.6×820k25k2k738
25Jun 7, '25American-owned gas stations are back on the menu, boys!22.5×816k27k1.5k628
26Mar 27, '25One of these is a photo of a scapegoat and political prisoner of an evil totalitarian regime. The other is responsible for the death of George Floyd (and is an illegal from the Dom21.9×796k11k669572
27Jul 14, '24Imagine being an atheist.21.9×795k13k576597
28Oct 17, '24Lord of the Rings is not fiction. I believe in his study of medieval philology Tolkien discovered the lost history of antediluvian Europe, right down to Atlantis (Númenor) falling 21.6×787k9.9k6253.5k
29Sep 25, '25Conservationists whose very expensive safaris finance the means to keep these species from being wiped out by poachers?21.6×783k17k482526
30Apr 21, '25If the Roman Catholic Church wanted to double in size over the next decade…19.7×715k13k722326
31Jun 27, '24*12-year old girls rayped to death by illegals do not count18.8×684k23k1.2k498
32Jul 24, '24I have zero Israeli sympathies and want all these people deported.18.5×672k15k647341
33Jan 10, '25RFK, please mandate all seed oils be replaced with pork lard and two major problems in America will be solved.18.4×670k19k868508
34Jul 26, '24“There are thousands of gods, how do you know you’ve chosen the right one?” Because He’s the one you hate.18.3×665k21k2.1k730
35Dec 27, '24Truck driving is one of the few occupations a non-college educated man can hold that immediately pays well enough to feed a family. It is no surprise that ginormocorps have targete16.5×598k14k2k647
36Jan 27, '25“I proudly destroyed all-male spaces, but DON’T YOU DARE destroy women’s spaces.”16×582k15k858503
37Jun 18, '25Ted Cruz of course knows nothing about the Bible besides Con, Inc. soundbites. Genesis 12 is about Abraham and his seed being blessed, and those who bless him will be blessed by Go15.6×566k15k1.7k1.7k
38Feb 13, '24They arrested people for singing psalms outside in Moscow, Idaho, Bill.15.1×547k8.5k1.2k247
39Jul 22, '24If it comes out in the next 24-48 hours that Biden is actually dead, we literally just lived through the movie The Death of Stalin.14.4×523k13k759788
40Feb 7, '25If I could cure my son's autism, if it cost me every penny I have, if I had to climb the tallest mountain, or dive to the depths of the deepest ocean, I would do it in a heartbeat.14×508k22k1.2k646
41Mar 5, '25The sexual degenerates dug too greedily and too deep.14×508k13k458493
42Nov 5, '24Forget Polymarket, here’s the real indicator:13.9×507k6.5k170290
43Oct 30, '25You simply cannot have a functioning, healthy society with no-fault divorce. If marriage can be ended at any moment, without cause, it isn’t really marriage. A man has no security 13.9×506k7.6k686656
44Apr 3, '25Zoomers and Millennials who cannot get decent jobs, afford a home, or have a family explaining to people why they voted for Trump and his plans for "the economy."13.8×502k7.2k5191k
45Nov 11, '24Two attempts on Trump that were near misses:13.5×491k13k570907
46Oct 8, '25Say what you will about them, but AIPAC is so efficient they turned DC cocktail parties into a Costco where you can self-checkout scan your own Congressmen.12×437k13k1.3k861
47Aug 2, '24Sorry, Alexander Hamilton, yeah, you were instrumental in founding the republic, but you can’t be president, you’re not a natural-born citizen. 250 years later Yeah, so this Jamaic11.3×411k9.5k702604
48Jun 11, '25The year is 2732. We have limitless power thanks to cold fusion. Humanity now dwells in cities on the moon and Mars. We have begun exploring other galaxies. Israel believes Iran is11.2×407k6.4k339187
49Apr 3, '25I’m not great at math, what’s the profit margin on sneakers that cost ~$4 to make and go for $200?11×402k10k490218
50Mar 2, '25*because we’ve already given it away for free to South Asia.10.9×397k16k520194
51Apr 3, '25Fake printed money from a fake stock market in a fake economy was wiped out today. Bring them down. Bring them all down.10.7×390k9.9k885295
52Nov 15, '24When they show you videos of crying children nonstop in the coming months, remember this. This is why they must go back.10.3×375k14k1.9k989
53Jun 30, '25I’ve voted for things you people wouldn’t believe.10.2×371k12k458265
54Jun 11, '25"Hit the construction sites all at once. You'll know which ones. How? You won't believe this but…"9.5×346k15k1.1k323
55Oct 20, '25Real “your universe has no meaning to them, they will make a fire out of your beautiful oak door” hours.9.4×343k17k1.1k859
56May 16, '25“John Roberts has made his decision, now let him enforce it.”9.4×343k12k1.1k409
57Apr 4, '25A better citizenship test would be “name your favorite American WWII aircraft” and if you cannot do so within five seconds, deported.8.7×318k7.1k231264
58Mar 5, '25Honestly forgot what Vance actually looked like.8.7×315k20k255238
59Apr 15, '25This poast was funnier than this entire sketch and not written by people who hate everything I love.8.5×309k9.5k463680
60Oct 13, '25Have been begging for movies about Colonial America for YEARS. Angel Studios has answered the call and hopefully will make a billion dollars.8.4×306k10k689953
61Feb 12, '25It’s time, @JDVance.8.4×306k6.5k276255
62May 5, '25GiveSendGo for Officer Stogie to never have to pay for another cigar again.7.9×286k11k312207
63Sep 15, '25A man with the handle “wigger” speaks with greater clarity and Christian moral authority than nearly every pastor in America. If revival in America is going to result from Charlie’7.8×285k9.7k626696
64Oct 23, '25Have you ever wondered how a few thousand drunken dregs drawn from Britain's gutters conquered a nation of 75 million?7.8×285k12k599514
65Sep 16, '25I really wish Matt Gaetz was Attorney General right now.7.8×283k7.3k49534
66Apr 3, '25The entire economy is fake. The whole thing is as real as a crypto rugpull, just with cheap Chinese junk and easy credit. Outside of government spending increases, GDP hasn’t gone 7.6×276k7.2k559434
67Feb 28, '25In Germany, they gave up the national identity they had for millennia to be a multicultural economic zone, and now you go to jail if you quote the government's own statistics about7.5×273k14k1.2k668
68Jul 18, '24If I want expertise on Appalachia and hillbillies, I definitely consult people named “Neema” and “Gustavo.”7.4×269k9.8k802277
69Oct 16, '24I read this initially through Poe's Law lenses, but this is actually sincere. These people genuinely believe being non-white means you get to slash people with kitchen knives if yo7.0×255k9.6k723495
70Feb 11, '24“He told me, ‘I think worst thing about the migrant gang rape thing is it provides fodder for the far-right.’” “And I disagreed.” “You disagree with that?” “I thought it was the ra7.0×253k8.3k818244
71Jan 25, '24“Crime should be legal if you bring your small children along.”6.9×252k7.1k433104
72Oct 11, '24The final boss. One man against The Longhouse.6.9×251k5.8k342152
73Nov 12, '25One of the most radicalizing things for me was taking my kids to see Mount Rushmore, and most of the workers there were on J-1 visas. Really cool to be served "Thomas Jefferson's r6.9×249k13k1.4k424
74Jul 4, '23One of my favorite movie tropes is the reluctant hero being forced by circumstance to break open his hidden tools of warfare.6.7×244k7.3k426197
76Sep 10, '25The footage of Carmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf has been hidden by the powers that be for nearly six months. The police confiscated every kid's cell phone at that track meet6.3×229k9.1k1.1k426
77Feb 5, '25>Two weeks straight of nonstop winning. >First possible L happens >”it’s over” “Kamala is brat” all over again. Some people are just not cut out to be plan troosters.6.1×220k8.2k234261
78Oct 23, '25Foreign trucker crashes into disabled vehicle on the freeway, kills one, severely injures another, and the Virginia State Police does no investigation and blames the victim. Horrif5.9×216k9.1k1.3k390
79Sep 11, '24This has always been the enemy.5.8×211k7.3k344180
80May 10, '25My auto insurance premiums alone justify her deportation.5.8×210k12k719125
81Oct 8, '25Sell: Brylin Hollyhand Buy: Nalin Haley5.7×206k6.1k202161
82Oct 2, '24After Walz’s extremely bizarre, panicked answer to the question about China, I went from: “30 trips? That’s odd, but plausible I guess.” to “Am 99% certain he has been a Chinese sl5.6×205k7.8k563335
83Sep 11, '25The ADL shares responsibility for Charlie’s death. RICO, seize their assets. Do to them what was done to VDARE.5.6×203k8.4k1.3k298
84Aug 13, '2421st Century Fireside Chat5.3×194k6.7k318241
85May 30, '25I voted to deport moms.5.3×193k9k26672
86Oct 7, '25What if the entire government just remained forever shut down and Trump just unilaterally did appropriations via tariff revenue?5.1×185k7.3k358199
87May 18, '25The doctor in charge of checking Joe Biden’s prostate:4.9×177k6.6k394126
88Oct 21, '25I want my children to grow up in America, not India.4.8×176k9k75291
89May 20, '24When the Redditor says a man who has every incentive to conform to the dominant socially enforced opinion yet rejects these is a “sheep” unable “to form an original thought” you ar4.2×153k5.8k413271
90Nov 12, '25Honestly, everyone should just print this post by Charlie, write "thank you for your attention to this matter," and mail it to: President Donald J. Trump 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue W4.2×153k8.9k1.5k579
91Aug 26, '24Making sexual promiscuity generally considered low-status behavior will have a substantially greater effect on the abortion issue than voting.3.8×140k5.8k332248
92Mar 24, '25Indian scammers should not be allowed access to Americans.3.7×134k5.7k383143
93Jan 27, '25I saved 50% on my car insurance by switching to mass deportations.3.1×111k8.5k779117
94Apr 29, '25Today I learned the classical world had its own Spaceballs.3.1×111k6.3k467319
95Sep 11, '25Expel her from Congress. Prosecute for immigration fraud. Denaturalize. Deport.2.9×104k9.8k1.1k131
96Jan 14, '25Me, every single day of high school and college:2.8×102k5.5k290209
98Jun 16, '25Tucker is 10,000% right.2.2×81k6.1k37041
99Sep 16, '25Destroy them forever, Mrs. Kirk.2.2×80k7.4k27171
101Jul 29The question of "who are the people of God today?" has long been a controversial one, and today it is as contentious as it has ever been. Seemingly every few days there is a flare 0.8×29k1201220

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