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#	Date	Post	↓ Outlier	Views	Likes	Reposts	Bookmarks
1	Feb 5, '25	this is not funny, comedians only do this when they’re in extreme distress	303×	28.2M	175k	3.6k	37k
2	Feb 21, '25	You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that mu	240×	22.3M	187k	11k	37k
3	Nov 1, '24	My college friend had gone his whole life single. He was getting depressed and asked for my advice. I told him to ask out 20 people on a lowkey date. He asked two, the second becam	239×	22.3M	263k	7.2k	32k
4	Mar 18, '25	Is there a secret science that bridges all science?	137×	12.8M	16k	1.1k	7.3k
5	Jun 6, '25	if this is true i’d be surprised if it weren’t just guys losing fupa fat	131×	12.2M	122k	1.8k	7.6k
6	Mar 17, '25	View post on X	127×	11.8M	374k	18k	14k
7	Mar 24, '25	Are there any 130 IQ shows? 120 even?	84.6×	7.9M	18k	262	4.1k
8	Feb 18, '24	I accidentally ordered 3x the wings we typically sell in a week I am in the possession of 5200 pounds of chicken wings In one week, I have to throw away everything I don't sell I a	76.3×	7.1M	55k	1k	1.4k
9	Dec 23, '24	retard is normal now, what word should we bring back next	66.7×	6.2M	79k	2.2k	2.1k
10	Nov 28, '24	i can’t wait til we have slurs for moon people	59.4×	5.5M	182k	5.2k	4.1k
11	Mar 8, '25	Ohh we did this problem in Econ! Anyone know the answer? How does capping interest rates affect the availability of credit? What else might change if interest rates cannot increase	27×	2.5M	14k	448	1.2k
12	Dec 2, '24	Alright fine. You Suck At Kissing 🧵	26×	2.4M	8.5k	208	14k
13	Jun 29, '24	just realized that skinny asian girls are to white dudes what fat white chicks are to black dudes	25.6×	2.4M	24k	793	2.9k
14	Mar 14, '25	Has anyone gone from very low energy to very high energy? What did you change?	24.9×	2.3M	11k	372	7k
15	Jul 3, '25	Every time a guy meets the "gorgeous, smart, talented, rockstar" female friend we are reminded just how generously women tend to view their friends	21.9×	2M	29k	800	2.3k
16	Feb 21, '25	Name brands. Low prices. An industrial-size food processor $80 off. A 5 pound cooked chicken $4.99. All kinds of organic meat and produce. Tons of wine, and most of it is 7.99? Wha	21.2×	2M	20k	82	232
17	Feb 21, '25	After struggling to find parking, you finally wheel in. The greeters look you in the eye (!?) You immediately see 150 inch TVs and a fence filled with the newest sales items. 60 ba	21.2×	2M	25k	97	264
18	Aug 23, '23	What the fuck I was today years old when I learned that your peripheral vision doesn't perceive color Your color-sensing cones are bunched up to perceive the center of your vision	21×	2M	8.2k	546	1.5k
19	Feb 21, '25	You remain reserved, you pay $200 for most of the items you came for and maybe a little extra. You already know what you plan to buy next time. Even as you're checking out you're t	19.6×	1.8M	18k	72	178
20	Nov 2, '24	View post on X	18.7×	1.7M	15k	66	266
21	Feb 21, '25	Over the next week you're going to work, you're spending time with your family. You can't get the idea of that huge box of breakfast sandwiches out of your head. And the size of th	18.7×	1.7M	18k	91	169
22	Feb 21, '25	You were reserved the last time, but your wife had to get her nails done. There's no one holding you back. Frozen orange chicken. Two 24-packs of la croix. Truffle lemon bites. You	17.6×	1.6M	15k	57	134
23	Nov 2, '24	View post on X	17.3×	1.6M	6.7k	29	154
24	Apr 21, '24	View post on X	17.2×	1.6M	17k	775	2.4k
25	Aug 14, '23	asked a girl out and she sent me this	17.1×	1.6M	12k	553	1.2k
26	Feb 21, '25	One month goes by. Two months. You're looking at the vacation packages. You would never get a Macy's credit card but the Costco credit card gives you 5 PERCENT BACK ON GAS? How can	16.8×	1.6M	15k	48	149
27	Feb 20, '22	hot person: wow everyone here is so nice	16.8×	0	118k	8.7k	3.8k
28	Mar 23, '25	What’s the single highest ROI skincare thing men should be doing but probably aren’t? What’s the low hanging fruit?	16.6×	1.5M	7.5k	175	5.9k
29	Feb 21, '25	But now you have a Costco credit card. Why would you even think of shopping anywhere else? You get 2% back from your executive membership and another 2% back on the credit card. Pl	16.1×	1.5M	12k	40	128
30	Apr 26, '25	what’s a good race to hate for someone just getting into racism	15.5×	1.4M	23k	620	1.6k
31	Jul 29, '25	My coworker's apartment complex wasn't up to code so he hasn't had to pay rent for over a year He has an extra $1200 every month to do with as he likes. I said, "man it must feel g	15.3×	1.4M	29k	427	1.7k
32	Feb 21, '25	You are in the facebook groups, you're watching the costco tiktoks. Your friends are going to Sam's Club and BJs. You start questioning your friend's fundamental integrity. "Do you	15.3×	1.4M	13k	60	186
33	Feb 21, '25	You go to the business center What. The. Fuck.	15.1×	1.4M	15k	97	538
34	Apr 23, '24	the reason most men don’t do therapy is the same reason they don’t engage in prostitution	15.1×	1.4M	7.4k	330	1.7k
35	Apr 10, '25	i’m crying. who made this?	14.5×	1.3M	6.9k	740	3.9k
36	Feb 21, '25	Your face is right blown off. You have never seen deals like this, and the SELECTION? You begin calculating how many chest freezers your wife will let you buy. You are redesigning	14.1×	1.3M	14k	59	202
37	Feb 5, '25	She was trying to work the crowd and ask about their relationship Him: Why are you acting like we're a couple? It's not my fault if you don't have any material Her: It's not that w	13.8×	1.3M	17k	80	285
38	Feb 21, '25	You're ravenous for deals. The star in the upper right corner, or if the cent cost is less than .99, means it's final sale? The facebook groups are now your home. You hear about th	13.7×	1.3M	10k	36	166
39	Feb 5, '25	Him: Well I can roast you too, you can't just roast all of us and get nothing back Her: So you're afraid because I was saying you're gay Him: I can take the mic Her: I have plenty	13.6×	1.3M	9.7k	36	87
40	Jul 27, '25	my dad was a financial advisor so he helped manage my brother and my money and he sold all of our bitcoin (hundreds) without telling us because he thought it was dangerous	13.5×	1.3M	19k	252	946
41	Nov 1, '25	a while ago i read that one of the biggest downsides FTM experienced socially was that they had no idea how ignored and unappreciated men were until they transitioned	13.4×	1.2M	20k	425	2k
42	Feb 21, '25	You're calling every warehouse. Where are the pokemon cards? They're a costco exclusive. You can't even GET them anywhere else. "Costco is fucking amazing" you whisper to yourself.	13.3×	1.2M	11k	103	149
43	Feb 21, '25	A supervisor looks up the order on WWPO and RHI on the AS-400. They got an order in this morning. That's perfect, you were already in the parking lot at 9:30. They're at the end of	12.8×	1.2M	8.3k	26	107
44	Feb 21, '25	You're the first one there. You're not an idiot, you didn't grab a cart. You're piling pokemon cards onto your flat. A woman is standing behind you trying to get in, but you're whe	12.5×	1.2M	12k	138	190
45	Feb 21, '25	You have a glassy look in your eyes as you make your way toward the register. You pass the dairy section. It's full of eggs. You only grabbed one flat, you fucking idiot. You piece	12×	1.1M	10k	67	111
46	Nov 1, '24	“but nooo i want to swipe from the bathroom and have a series of convoluted online conversations that go nowhere” okay do that then, enjoy	12×	1.1M	28k	323	395
47	Feb 5, '25	LMAO she took the video down L	11.8×	1.1M	8.9k	31	106
48	Feb 21, '25	It's such a good deal. You try to stack the pokemon cards higher to make room for eggs. The stack is getting shallower. Why does every retired person have to be here at open? you a	11.7×	1.1M	7.7k	22	73
49	Feb 5, '25	💀	11.4×	1.1M	8.8k	59	426
50	Feb 21, '25	Everyone is eyeing your flat. They're jealous, that's what they are. They want my pokemon cards. They're not getting my fucking pokemon cards. You head to the register, you're almo	11.4×	1.1M	9.4k	86	105
51	Feb 21, '25	You're walking away. You don't want a hot dog. Member service marks your receipt. It's Karina. She asks about the kids, do they play pokemon cards? No, Karina, they don't play poke	11.1×	1M	30k	262	886
52	Feb 21, '25	You fumble your wallet onto the belt as a supervisor approaches you. It's James, you love James. You know the names of his children. "Hey there Ross, how are you?" He seems more pr	11.1×	1M	7.5k	22	77
53	Mar 6, '25	soon	11×	1M	37k	1.7k	796
54	Aug 8, '23	I lost my 20s to running on the beach, reading books, writing, partying with friends, and dining at restaurants with beautiful women I'll never get that time back, it's gone now	11×	1M	16k	838	1.1k
55	Aug 3, '25	when i was young i offered a good price to buy my dad’s car from him and he turned me down. he turned around and gifted it to my older sister (who made more money than me) no strin	10.8×	1M	20k	303	910
56	Feb 21, '25	"Ross, it's great to see you, but I have some bad news, there's a 3-item-per-member limit on these" he points to the eggs. "And a 1-limit-per-member on...these" he points to the 10	10.8×	1M	8k	29	78
57	Feb 21, '25	They put your 3 eggs and 1 pokemon card in a cart. You're shielding your eyes now. "I just--" James is very kind "It's okay Ross, we all make mistakes, they should make those signs	10.7×	1000k	11k	45	97
58	Feb 21, '25	You smile, you laugh. HOW CAN THAT BE? You ask yourself. You didn't realize you said it out loud. A manager is approaching now. She doesn't look happy. You're crying. So what if yo	10.7×	996k	8.8k	32	69
59	Sep 14, '25	I give Matt Walsh a lot of credit for going in there and getting his hands dirty	10.5×	978k	36k	542	606
60	Aug 22, '25	my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “Procrastination is how you preserve the fantasy of your potential.”	10.1×	944k	30k	3.1k	12k
61	Nov 21, '24	if men don't understand women then why are they so good at wifejak memes	9.6×	892k	22k	525	917
62	Jun 15, '25	monitoring the situation	9.5×	888k	47k	1.6k	2.3k
63	Dec 17, '24	Men are so unused to gossip, if they admit "she liked when her wrists were held" they feel like they are breaking some sacred oath Women will tell their friends about his intonatio	9.2×	861k	8.5k	184	1.6k
64	Dec 8, '24	Any man that's dated enough knows that you can't Reject women. Rejecting a woman is the worst thing in the world you can do to a person. But there are alternatives	8.3×	770k	6.8k	210	2.4k
65	Sep 28, '25	this is the ‘story’ but everyone there knew they were calling the other team retarded	8.2×	762k	24k	440	750
66	Aug 21, '25	This is one of the worst feelings out there. Not exaggerating	8.1×	753k	8.5k	157	1.3k
67	Jun 22, '25	Most of us live in a bubble where all of our 'real conversations' occur in the >100 IQ range. This can really bias our view of the world. Understanding how almost half of people	7.5×	699k	8.6k	283	2.2k
68	Aug 7, '25	View post on X	7.5×	696k	14k	247	444
69	Sep 22, '25	View post on X	7.5×	694k	17k	671	910
70	May 11, '24	When my father was young he agreed to clean his neighbor's yard for $5 The neighbor offered $6 to do some other chores When he was done he received $6 instead of the $11 he expecte	7.1×	664k	24k	324	395
71	Apr 1, '25	A guy helicoptered and burned 70 tires at the top of an inactive volcano in Alaska. They called in the coast guard.	6.7×	623k	22k	777	1.2k
72	Jan 21, '25	A girl told me it takes her ‘many days to get over heartbreak’ DAYS?	6.3×	588k	10k	309	824
73	Nov 17, '24	Do you like it? I cut it myself	6.1×	572k	8.1k	140	364
74	Nov 27, '24	anyone got any tips on how to become a radiologist fast?	6.1×	567k	9.1k	119	982
75	Mar 13, '25	still thinking about how sails work	6.0×	556k	8.9k	275	1.8k
76	Feb 26, '25	once me and my gf missed our flight by a couple minutes and the attendant refused to help us so my gf started crying and then she let us on the flight lesson there	5.7×	534k	19k	305	448
77	Feb 5, '25	@MattBGilliland you think this is a normal response to a heckler brother	5.7×	534k	6.8k	12	56
78	Jun 14, '25	bro doesn’t have the eyes to see lmaooo	5.6×	526k	20k	438	799
79	Mar 12, '25	View post on X	5.6×	525k	9.5k	804	1.4k
80	Dec 31, '23	I got a nail in my tire. I went to Honda last minute. I haven’t had expensive work done there. They said it would cost $30 and it would take 30 minutes to fix. It took 40 minutes.	5.5×	514k	21k	276	665
81	Sep 10, '25	OMG IT'S THE SAME GIRL	5.4×	503k	8k	183	803
82	Jun 6, '25	@preseedcultist the penis community ??	5.0×	465k	18k	61	138
83	Feb 18, '24	@eigenrobot that’s one way to get fired	4.7×	438k	9.9k	17	15
84	Mar 22, '25	View post on X	4.4×	407k	12k	1.1k	1k
85	Mar 26, '25	never gonna ghib you up	4.3×	398k	19k	1.3k	889
86	Feb 5, '25	@guituary the full video is even worse. he didn't do anything wrong lmao she was just tripping over her words and had nothing to say so she flipped	4.1×	386k	8.9k	32	130
87	Oct 10, '25	View post on X	4.1×	384k	9.6k	214	357
88	Jun 7, '25	gonna lose 100% of my bodyweight and become one large dong like a male deep-sea anglerfish	4.1×	380k	11k	123	147
89	Jul 22, '25	Her: I only eat our mac and cheese, I hate that white-ass costco mac n cheese Me: What’s wrong with costco’s Her: It’s for white people, it doesn’t even taste properly cooked and	4.1×	379k	25k	271	463
90	Mar 11, '25	go to bed pwease	3.9×	361k	11k	170	189
91	Apr 23, '25	@facts_denier open the door and catch them before they hit the ground	3.6×	334k	9.5k	16	31
92	Apr 23, '25	@facts_denier Isolate it in the room and put a plaque next to it explaining the intention of the artist	3.5×	325k	7k	94	58
93	Nov 30, '24	The problem with dating is that being single is a red flag	3.5×	325k	7k	144	508
94	Apr 13, '24	I have had enough of this ‘wifejak’, send the drones	3.1×	292k	6.5k	379	239
95	Jun 28, '25	You're telling me the guys behind pager bombs are trying to kill people by hiding whole oxycodone tablets in flour	2.9×	266k	6.9k	141	235
96	Sep 22, '25	take your pills honey	2.0×	185k	9.3k	378	388
97	Sep 26, '25	heard some beautiful birdsong	1.7×	154k	9k	426	429
98	Sep 9, '25	we did it. we bullied them into talking about it. good job everyone	1.4×	127k	7.2k	160	182
99	Mar 28, '24	@growing_daniel he’s triangulating your location	0.9×	88k	7.3k	5	14
100	May 11, '24	@RahmSJ tbh he was still salty about it many years later	0.8×	79k	7.1k	11	9

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