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1Feb 27, '24Actually in awe of how grim this is. Fucking outstanding196×39.3M259k17k17k
2Jun 18, '24Sensational change of aura from Amadou Onana here. He went from BBC Four to ITV2 in an instant58.8×11.8M44k4.1k6k
3Jun 21, '24I could tell you this is baby talk in a Scouse accent and it still won’t prepare you for it50.1×10.1M159k14k35k
4Nov 13, '23Never forget48.4×9.7M33k6.5k2.6k
5Sep 2, '23Daniel Radcliffe looks like he’s just won his club’s first Serie A title in 20 years and thrown his kit to the ultras section44.6×9M26k1.3k455
6Jul 21, '24Never check your work email on a day off40.1×8.1M137k12k5.2k
7Nov 12, '23Me listening to a serious podcast with an ad break35.4×7.1M87k3.9k788
8Jul 30, '24What the fuck34.2×6.9M74k2.8k10k
9Jun 18, '24Please arrest Jimmy Fallon too. I don't care for what. Just lock him up.33.8×6.8M35k1.6k1k
10Jul 28, '24Me when someone sits next to me on the tram and there’s other seats available24.9×5M22k1.6k852
11Sep 13, '18Scary as fuck weather report. First it's like, ah smart use of green screen, then it's like holy fucking shit.22.8×0311k133k5.8k
12Oct 29, '23Of all the disturbing and graphic images I’ve seen of the murderous siege on Gaza, this is one of the most upsetting and heartbreaking. It’s unimaginable. Don’t let anyone dehumani22.7×4.6M77k38k1.8k
13Sep 10, '23Still makes me laugh22.2×4.5M64k3.6k1.8k
14Jun 15, '24You could tell me Morata is 27 and I’d believe you. You could tell me he’s 37 and I’d believe you too. You could tell me he’s currently playing for Juve, Atletico, Al Hilal or Napo19.9×4M86k6.6k2.2k
15Jul 3, '24Marvel's disappointing follow up to the Fantastic Four17.7×3.6M29k1.5k588
16Jun 15, '24This is the problem with the social media age. There was a time when we all identified with our own subculture. You were a punk or goth or whatever. Now a trend goes viral & su15×3M52k2.2k1.7k
17Jun 7, '24Just the most inappropriate time to do the Poznan14.5×2.9M27k1.1k1.4k
18Jul 20, '23No way was whatever he said this funny13.6×2.7M25k1.7k300
19Jun 24, '24The Italian restaurant staff watching you cutting your spaghetti12.8×2.6M63k4.5k1.3k
20Oct 3, '19Pissing myself at gorillas making a run for it in the rain. Especially the 😬 expressions12.6×0213k54k4.8k
21Jan 29, '23The word ‘shithousery’ somehow doesn’t do this justice. It’s exquisite. Top class villainy12.3×2.5M30k2.6k337
22Dec 18, '22This is the moment of the whole tournament for me. A goal awarded in a World Cup Final due to the size of a man's arse10.8×2.2M22k2.1k344
23Jul 15, '24Funniest moment of his career since 30 Rock9.8×2M26k1.4k4.5k
24May 3, '24I know people can become desensitised to the most heinous of daily war crimes during a real-time genocide, but properly consider this sentence. A sniper. A sniper. Targeting a 13 y8.4×1.7M50k23k1k
25Jul 1, '21“My love! 😩”8.1×0132k29k5.8k
26Mar 10, '19Just when you think it can't get any better, it does 😍7.8×0128k37k2.3k
27Sep 3, '22Here we go! 3 year deal. No obligation7.0×0162k12k1k
28Sep 4, '22Big fan of @joelycett refusing to take an unserious person seriously6.2×0117k17k4.4k
29Mar 13, '20This 18 seconds is probably the best single piece of advice I’ve heard about the #coronavirus5.6×074k34k2.6k
30Feb 20, '24Tell you what’s more distracting than mobile phones in the classroom - hunger5.0×999k24k3.4k90
31Dec 21, '23Eric Cantona:3.9×795k30k7k692
32Apr 24, '18HAHAHAHAHA!! Look at the tentative way he begs for her hand with his little pinky. She legit HATES him3.9×062k18k391
33Jan 1, '20Fact we’re in the ‘Twenties’ sounds so weird. It’s so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were li3.9×065k19k527
34Feb 10, '20It’s like one dress is trying to illegally occupy another dress3.8×075k13k471
35May 17, '20Everyone thinks capybaras are cute and harmless but watch this and wait for the moment it attacks her3.8×062k16k1.3k
36Sep 13, '22How is this real? How is this public?!3.7×062k9.1k5.4k
37May 22, '22Pretty sure Phoebe dated this guy in Friends3.5×085k4.2k323
38May 16, '22Is that Lacazette’s brain?3.5×081k5k484
39Jul 1, '18The VAR room for that penalty decision3.1×044k20k69
40Sep 28, '19When your mum makes you come down to say hello to visitors3.0×052k12k561
41Jul 6, '19Give Chris Eubank his own sitcom.2.9×047k11k1.2k
42Jun 4, '24Always trust your gut instinct2.9×575k24k1.2k305
43Jun 4, '17All these 14-year-old Beliebers returning home tonight #OneLoveManchester2.7×032k20k0
44Oct 20, '20Great answer. The question - I think from Nick Robinson - suggested haggling over £5m was ‘showboating’ over a ‘relatively small amount of money’. This is what Burnham said:2.7×044k12k653
45Jun 16, '18Must have a cold or something 👃🌨2.6×037k13k130
46Mar 18, '20Eurovision is moved to 2021. This year’s contestants are welcome to reapply, but rules stipulate they can’t use this year’s songs, so this magnificent Iceland effort is the great l2.5×038k10k1.8k
47Dec 1, '17Lol at Maradona and his girlfriend looking like Gloria and Manny from Modern Family2.5×033k16k7
48May 22, '19Imagine being this cool2.4×039k12k585
49Oct 8, '17Donald Trump is actually trying to take credit for the word 'fake'2.4×027k13k22
50Oct 15, '20Hilarious how there's people out there with a massive hard-on for a war they're too young to remember, and fetishise wartime struggle, and yet when, for the first time in their liv2.4×048k7.9k237
51Aug 9, '20Matt Hancock. The state of2.4×045k6.7k407
52Dec 4, '22View post on X2.3×047k6.1k568
53Sep 8, '21MIGRANTS WILL BE TURNED BACK TO FRANCE! ...meanwhile well done our Emma, who was born in Canada to a Romanian father and a Chinese mother and moved to London as a two-year-old2.2×046k6.7k190
54Jul 6, '24Happy for him2.1×425k21k1.3k96
55Jul 7, '20Holy fuck!2.1×044k4.9k203
56Sep 12, '22Sky News just challenged the public to overthrow the monarchy2.1×038k4.9k2.6k
57Oct 22, '18I...I’d forgotten football could be like this2.0×029k9.9k182
58Feb 2, '20The ‘r’ is silent1.9×042k4.2k172
59Aug 23, '19Who’s the researcher? Jesse Lingard?1.8×034k7.1k92
60Dec 20, '19No time to dye1.8×036k6.5k76
61Jun 17, '21Surely this one's been done already but1.8×023k12k307
62Sep 11, '21See - not all Brits are afraid of a US court1.7×036k4.2k69
63Sep 10, '17Not even hiring a Michael Jackson impersonator is going to distract from the shite he's coming out with1.7×023k8.5k0
64May 17, '22Lol the fake stories Coleen planted to entrap Vardy. Love Coleen. Absolute legend of the game1.7×039k2.2k626
65Feb 12, '22No look defending. Guy's a maverick1.6×037k3.1k124
66Jun 29, '19Feel old yet?1.6×032k5.5k69
67Feb 6, '22A reminder that Alan Sugar tweeted this about the Senegal national team and still has his daft show1.6×033k4.3k443
68Jul 20, '19Oh fucking yes1.6×031k5k118
69Apr 23, '22Not a pen for me. The rules clearly state if you walk around on all fours like a dog, your arms become legs1.6×035k3.6k188
70Feb 13, '20This is actual genius. No fucker's gonna mark him1.6×031k5.3k64
71Jun 1, '22View post on X1.5×036k2.4k191
72May 24, '19Fuck her tears. I have zero sympathy. I do have sympathy for elderly members of the Windrush generation told to leave the country, Grenfell survivors who still don't have adequate 1.5×027k6.5k46
73Nov 10, '19The way he screams “TWICE” into the sky at the end1.5×027k4.9k335
74Feb 13, '22No way is this real. Souness talking about the cat like it had a goal disallowed1.5×032k2.6k666
75Jul 27, '18Nailed it1.4×022k7.6k30
76Jun 2, '19You’re an embarrassment and the worst kind of Muslim. In the month of Ramadan, worry about yourself and let a man who has actually been a really positive role model for Muslims aro1.4×024k7.3k60
77Jun 15, '20It's fucking heartbreaking that there's working-class lads out there, struggling to make ends meet, who'll defend this man to the hilt1.4×027k5.3k115
78May 6, '22This video is mad. And it just gets madder1.4×022k2.2k2.3k
79Oct 26, '22Blimey. I didn't realise Pakistan vs Zimbabwe was a grudge match and for good reason1.3×027k2.8k735
80Dec 4, '19In all of the best of 2019 and greatest moments of the decade lists, this has been criminally overlooked. What a legend1.3×025k3.7k1.1k
81Aug 5, '22This should be the end of his leadership campaign. I can’t believe he said it out loud in the age of smartphones1.3×019k4.6k895
82Apr 19, '20Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.1.3×024k3.9k218
83Sep 16, '21Look at the amount of air Swifty gets with that first leap. Unreal1.2×025k2.8k626
84Jun 7, '19Modric looks like your gobby neighbour Pamela who’s the cock of the avenue cos of her three big sons1.2×024k3.7k91
85Oct 3, '20Seamus Coleman looks like the walking embodiment of ‘the game’s gone’1.2×027k2.3k80
86Jul 16, '19This is utter bullshit from the Telegraph. A pathetic attempt to create friction from a unifying event. They’re baiting the kind of sad bigots who thinks Muslims want to ban Xmas o1.2×023k4.6k59
87Jan 23, '22wtf is this photo1.2×029k1.1k262
88Jan 4, '20We can take the piss out of America all we like, but we’re the ones who pay for this lot to live a life of luxury due to some weird reasoning that they’re somehow the best family i1.1×022k3.5k102
89Jul 5, '21Your boss wanting to chat about the footie with you this morning1.1×023k2k508
90Sep 29, '20Dier must have left the toilet in some state1.1×024k2.8k299
91Oct 3, '20I dunno why I find Roy Hodgson doing his best to take the knee in a cramped space so wholesome1.1×025k1.7k167
92Aug 20, '19Me: *opens window for half a second* Moths:1.1×021k3.6k298
93Jul 14, '20I really want Graeme Souness to see this photo1.0×024k1.8k89
94Jan 1, '20Ed Sheeran whilst Stormzy and Wiley are arguing1.0×021k3.4k240
95Oct 15, '18I fixed it.1.0×018k4.3k72
96Dec 4, '19“This time next year Rodders...”1.0×021k3.1k40
97Sep 4, '20A chilling vision of what Britain would be like without immigrants0.9×020k2.3k60
98Sep 5, '21Yeah cubicles free now mate0.9×022k1.2k124
99Jul 24, '22"This is of course bad"0.9×021k1.4k349

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