| 1 | Oct 26, '25 | too bad i did today | 121× | 74.7M | 211k | 5.2k | 15k |
| 2 | Nov 22, '24 | 7th year of law school | 50.7× | 31.4M | 399k | 8.9k | 10k |
| 3 | Jan 23, '24 | ANAL!!!!!! | 31× | 19.2M | 140k | 7k | 4.8k |
| 4 | Feb 10, '24 | loved him in saltburn | 23× | 14.2M | 270k | 16k | 5.1k |
| 5 | Jun 19, '24 | i miss him every day | 20.4× | 12.6M | 233k | 9.3k | 16k |
| 6 | May 11, '24 | i cant figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher | 19.8× | 12.2M | 359k | 22k | 6.8k |
| 7 | Apr 21, '25 | i’m glad i made you laugh | 17.5× | 10.8M | 329k | 5.4k | 6.1k |
| 8 | Oct 29, '24 | just found out the little guy on the right isnt related to them and he just like…hangs out with them in costco all day? | 17.1× | 10.6M | 220k | 3.7k | 4.9k |
| 9 | Oct 16, '24 | i cant believe im stuck in an uber in philadelphia and i found out liam payne died from twitter user BIGFATMOOSEPSSY | 17× | 10.5M | 259k | 11k | 5.1k |
| 10 | Oct 3, '25 | i said taylor swift’s new album sucks and i didn’t even get a single death threat from a swiftie. that’s how bad it is. | 15.9× | 9.8M | 466k | 21k | 11k |
| 11 | May 1, '24 | suicide postponed | 14.5× | 9M | 166k | 9.2k | 2k |
| 12 | Mar 12, '24 | watching oppenheimer with my cat and she did not like when the bomb went off | 14.2× | 8.8M | 96k | 2.5k | 2.7k |
| 13 | Oct 30, '24 | i feel like a bully just by looking at this | 14.1× | 8.7M | 237k | 7.6k | 4.1k |
| 14 | Feb 25, '23 | didn’t have my glasses on and thought they were the gay couple from modern family | 14× | 8.7M | 231k | 12k | 1.5k |
| 15 | Oct 22, '24 | andrew garfield looks like he bit people | 13.5× | 8.3M | 258k | 8k | 3.3k |
| 16 | Feb 1, '25 | i hope they kill each other like beta fish | 13.5× | 8.3M | 320k | 16k | 2.6k |
| 17 | Dec 3, '23 | someone laughed at one of his jokes 10 years ago and he’s still riding that high | 13.3× | 8.2M | 59k | 1.7k | 1.3k |
| 18 | Apr 7, '24 | man no one asked you to say that | 12.9× | 8M | 125k | 3.3k | 6.7k |
| 19 | Jul 3, '24 | i was a 15 year old virgin btw | 12.6× | 7.8M | 99k | 1.8k | 2.6k |
| 20 | Jan 21, '24 | white people correctly pronouncing pho | 12.3× | 7.6M | 133k | 5.9k | 3.8k |
| 21 | Oct 21, '24 | cant wait to jump off of it tonight and shut it down again | 11.1× | 6.8M | 134k | 5.7k | 3.3k |
| 22 | Nov 2, '25 | just burst into tears | 10.8× | 6.7M | 127k | 2.4k | 4.4k |
| 23 | Sep 12, '25 | oh no | 10.8× | 6.6M | 127k | 5.2k | 4.9k |
| 24 | Jul 22, '24 | she had people thrown in jail for WEED she is not brat | 10.3× | 6.4M | 75k | 3.5k | 1.4k |
| 25 | Feb 23, '25 | she’s so beautiful whenever i look at her i feel like i’m having an aneurysm | 10.3× | 6.4M | 202k | 11k | 3.1k |
| 26 | Dec 29, '24 | which pair of fucking gooners are sitting in the back row of babygirl at 8:15 am? | 10.3× | 6.4M | 133k | 1.8k | 3.6k |
| 27 | Dec 22, '23 | done | 10.1× | 6.2M | 60k | 3.8k | 1.4k |
| 28 | Jan 20, '23 | went on a first date tonight that lasted 7 minutes because the second question he asked me was how big my boobs were | 9.7× | 6M | 92k | 2.1k | 1.2k |
| 29 | Feb 24, '25 | this guy came up from behind and kissed the back of my head because he thought i was his girlfriend but i am not his girlfriend and his girlfriend is sitting next to me | 9.2× | 5.7M | 224k | 2.9k | 5.7k |
| 30 | Mar 28, '25 | one time i accidentally dropped an “i’m gonna kill myself” during a team call and no one said anything for at least 10 seconds except for an intern who burst out laughing | 9.1× | 5.6M | 210k | 6.2k | 5.8k |
| 31 | Mar 17, '25 | just hit the vendor with an “i live here, asshole” after he tried to charge me $7 for a hot dog | 8.5× | 5.2M | 215k | 2.7k | 4k |
| 32 | Jan 8, '25 | guy on the bus next to me watched me save this to my phone | 8.4× | 5.2M | 217k | 7.5k | 5.5k |
| 33 | Jul 22, '25 | it’s like seeing a celebrity in public | 8.4× | 5.2M | 354k | 29k | 3.3k |
| 34 | May 27, '24 | if i’d never seen a woman naked in person i’d keep that to myself | 8.3× | 5.1M | 130k | 3.3k | 1.4k |
| 35 | Feb 25, '25 | being a mean girl like this is so lame | 8.1× | 5M | 119k | 2.9k | 4k |
| 36 | Dec 27, '23 | thinking of the unpaid interns who are about to have the worst day of their life | 7.9× | 4.9M | 72k | 3.5k | 651 |
| 37 | Jan 6, '25 | i was 18 and too afraid to say "horny as fuck" on here | 7.7× | 4.8M | 200k | 5.2k | 4.6k |
| 38 | Sep 23, '24 | i’m sitting next to the hottest guy i’ve ever seen in my life on the train and he glanced over because i laughed out loud to this by accident | 7.7× | 4.8M | 167k | 4.4k | 5k |
| 39 | Nov 14, '24 | i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber | 7.6× | 4.7M | 210k | 16k | 2.5k |
| 40 | Dec 1, '24 | not to be the friend that's not woke enough but this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read holy shit | 7.4× | 4.6M | 87k | 2.3k | 4.6k |
| 41 | Aug 14, '24 | tom cruise being a scientologist is the only thing keeping him from being the coolest guy ever | 7.3× | 4.5M | 165k | 5.1k | 2.9k |
| 42 | Jul 24, '24 | i just remembered the 21 year old i dated when i was 16 broke up with me after i met his parents because they told him he was disgusting and weird lol | 6.9× | 4.3M | 180k | 3.3k | 3.7k |
| 43 | May 5, '25 | this couple i know from college got married this past weekend. she wrote a three paragraph long caption about how in love she is. his post just said “my wiiiife wawaweeewa” | 6.8× | 4.2M | 192k | 5.3k | 6.7k |
| 44 | Aug 25, '24 | messaging b list and below celebrities on instagram “what should i have for dinner?” until i got laid | 6.8× | 4.2M | 63k | 713 | 2.1k |
| 45 | Dec 4, '24 | i was gonna stay out of the barry and sabrina discourse but i think now is a funny time to mention i saw them at tompkins square bagels once and she paid for him | 6.7× | 4.1M | 176k | 4.1k | 5k |
| 46 | Dec 3, '24 | i just heard the phrase “my wife’s partner” in public and almost started laughing | 6.6× | 4.1M | 159k | 3.1k | 4.2k |
| 47 | Nov 7, '24 | imagining a guy who really wants to go to virginia | 6.4× | 3.9M | 94k | 2k | 2.1k |
| 48 | Oct 27, '24 | the best joe biden moment was when someone asked him how many genders there are and he said “at least 3” | 6.1× | 3.7M | 161k | 4.6k | 4.5k |
| 49 | Nov 11, '24 | got asked for my ID in a country where the drinking age is 18 | 6.0× | 3.7M | 182k | 3.8k | 4.8k |
| 50 | Nov 4, '25 | okay thanks | 6.0× | 3.7M | 262k | 8.5k | 3.3k |
| 51 | Oct 2, '25 | everyone involved is over 30 | 6.0× | 3.7M | 92k | 2.7k | 1.9k |
| 52 | Oct 21, '24 | go make a phone call without getting nervous | 5.8× | 3.6M | 114k | 2.6k | 3.1k |
| 53 | Feb 16, '22 | never telling my bf my real wordle score again. i’m gonna start cheating. | 5.5× | 0 | 345k | 15k | 4.4k |
| 54 | Dec 19, '24 | this is so much funnier when you remember he’s like 80 years old | 5.5× | 3.4M | 155k | 6.4k | 2k |
| 55 | Feb 12, '24 | yupp…another liberal move from kansas “vaccine” city | 5.2× | 3.2M | 74k | 2.9k | 1.3k |
| 56 | Feb 18, '24 | my aunt and her “best friend” she travels with a few times a year | 5.2× | 3.2M | 67k | 2.1k | 1.6k |
| 57 | Nov 24, '23 | last night i drunkenly sent this to a coworker group chat and everyone ignored it | 5.1× | 3.2M | 73k | 2.5k | 1.8k |
| 58 | Nov 22, '24 | you guys are gross dont be misogynistic. she’s incredibly smart and beautiful and a great businesswoman. just funny it takes a woman with infinite resources 7 years to finish a 3 y | 4.6× | 2.8M | 60k | 343 | 439 |
| 59 | Feb 7, '24 | bro unliked that shit so fast | 4.6× | 2.8M | 59k | 1.4k | 2.3k |
| 60 | Aug 6, '24 | there’s a non zero chance that he’s being briefed on charli xcx right now | 4.5× | 2.8M | 100k | 2.1k | 892 |
| 61 | Apr 2, '21 | the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend | 4.3× | 0 | 238k | 29k | 1.5k |
| 62 | Jul 21, '24 | the owner said “he doesn’t get many pets” and i almost started sobbing on the spot | 4.2× | 2.6M | 176k | 7.8k | 3.3k |
| 63 | Aug 13, '24 | no community note | 4.2× | 2.6M | 69k | 1.7k | 489 |
| 64 | May 4, '25 | really awesome how there’s a 99% chance that “israel bombs popemobile” will be a headline in a few weeks | 4.1× | 2.6M | 147k | 13k | 3.6k |
| 65 | Feb 14, '24 | View post on X | 4.1× | 2.5M | 65k | 6.4k | 1.1k |
| 66 | Jan 13, '21 | i just got the vaccine and the microchip that’s now in my brain came with another free U2 album | 4.0× | 0 | 241k | 19k | 797 |
| 67 | Sep 7, '25 | i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years | 4.0× | 2.5M | 136k | 4.8k | 1.7k |
| 68 | May 26, '24 | i love watching sex and the city in my 20s because it lets me know i can still be a dumb bitch in my 30s | 4.0× | 2.5M | 72k | 9.3k | 2.6k |
| 69 | Nov 17, '24 | at a party and there’s a cat hiding in the bedroom | 3.9× | 2.4M | 99k | 4.4k | 2k |
| 70 | Dec 28, '24 | im sorry but i dont think reducing luigi mangione to a viral pop culture moment is good | 3.7× | 2.3M | 132k | 5.9k | 985 |
| 71 | Apr 18, '25 | i always forget “so true” is a trumpism just like i forget “we live in a society” is a seinfeldism | 3.7× | 2.3M | 78k | 1.6k | 5.8k |
| 72 | Feb 17, '25 | one time amy poehler and i were leaving the same restaurant and i was staring at her because i knew i recognized her but i couldn’t remember from where. so she says hi to me and i’ | 3.5× | 2.1M | 137k | 1.5k | 2.5k |
| 73 | Feb 14, '25 | “can i bounce respectfully on it while i yap about my interests 🥺” is the new “touch my butt and buy me pizza xD” but somehow more annoying | 3.4× | 2.1M | 124k | 5.4k | 4.1k |
| 74 | Oct 27, '24 | i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. | 3.4× | 2.1M | 103k | 2.1k | 1.8k |
| 75 | Sep 10, '25 | on r/conservative telling everyone it’s AI made by liberals | 3.1× | 1.9M | 122k | 2.6k | 1.8k |
| 76 | Apr 27, '25 | on the ex mormon subreddit and there’s PSA post warming all new ex mormons that coffee makes you poop | 3.1× | 1.9M | 93k | 2.1k | 2.2k |
| 77 | Jun 5, '21 | auntie anne's can make a pretzel by herself, yet it takes five guys to make a burger. that's pretty telling. | 3.1× | 0 | 180k | 16k | 828 |
| 78 | Nov 3, '24 | i scares me that 19 year olds can vote because when i was 19 i almost converted to christianity because i was listening to too much sufjan stevens | 2.9× | 1.8M | 79k | 2.3k | 2.3k |
| 79 | Jul 14, '25 | likely a hack | 2.9× | 1.8M | 75k | 1.2k | 657 |
| 80 | Nov 9, '24 | reading the personal life section of nick fuentes’s wiki page | 2.8× | 1.7M | 61k | 2.4k | 3.3k |
| 81 | Aug 3, '22 | View post on X | 2.7× | 0 | 158k | 13k | 1.2k |
| 82 | Sep 11, '24 | LMAO he really just said idk him like that about his own vp pick | 2.4× | 1.5M | 103k | 4k | 1.4k |
| 83 | Aug 5, '25 | a busker on the train said “does anyone wanna watch me dance and sing?” and no one acknowledged him so he just sat down and has been sitting and playing on his phone for like 20 mi | 2.1× | 1.3M | 93k | 1.1k | 1.7k |
| 84 | Jul 20, '21 | movie enjoyers be like “hoooollllllly shit” | 2.1× | 0 | 126k | 6.9k | 1.3k |
| 85 | Mar 16, '21 | stocking my shower with 3-in-1 shampoo so men know i’m an ally when they visit | 2.0× | 0 | 126k | 5.7k | 812 |
| 86 | Mar 24, '22 | View post on X | 2.0× | 0 | 101k | 17k | 1.5k |
| 87 | Oct 6, '22 | there will never be a funnier headline than this one | 1.5× | 0 | 92k | 5.5k | 1.3k |
| 88 | Jan 25, '22 | just got broken up with through a text sent with echo so my day’s going great | 1.5× | 0 | 95k | 3.5k | 1k |
| 89 | Apr 1, '22 | fuck | 1.5× | 0 | 95k | 3.2k | 841 |
| 90 | Jan 10, '22 | no way this is how i found out bob saget died | 1.5× | 0 | 92k | 4.3k | 1.3k |
| 91 | Jul 31, '21 | just watched someone speed eat 4 hard boiled eggs out of a plastic bag because they didn’t want tsa to confiscate them | 1.4× | 0 | 89k | 3.1k | 456 |
| 92 | Jun 24, '21 | the funniest part of the office is how shitty pam’s artwork is | 1.3× | 0 | 85k | 3.1k | 744 |
| 93 | Oct 19, '21 | me when the temperature drops below 60° | 1.3× | 0 | 73k | 9.7k | 426 |
| 94 | Apr 21, '25 | when i die, i want all my friends to post pictures of me and say how happy they are to have made me laugh | 1.2× | 769k | 67k | 1.9k | 532 |
| 95 | Jul 30, '22 | why would any of you list your mental illnesses in your bio lol | 1.2× | 0 | 73k | 3.3k | 819 |
| 96 | Nov 1, '21 | guy at cvs in joker makeup is buying condoms. good luck tonight, buddy. | 1.1× | 0 | 72k | 2k | 368 |
| 97 | Oct 22, '21 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 63k | 3.6k | 439 |
| 98 | Aug 4, '21 | this guy i used to see, who’s 14 years older than me, just texted me this | 1.0× | 0 | 67k | 1.4k | 433 |
| 99 | Feb 24, '25 | im not worried about it because i didn’t accidentally do the most embarrassing thing of all time. good luck to him though. now it’s between us and the internet | 1.0× | 615k | 63k | 285 | 296 |
| 100 | Feb 5, '22 | ryan gosling in drive | 1.0× | 0 | 61k | 3.9k | 457 |
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