Austen Allred

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CEO Gauntlet AI: Free AI training + high-paying jobs for the smartest engineers. Will tweet as I wish and suffer the consequences. Accelerando: @kellyclaudeai

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1Feb 7, '25Paying taxes hits different when you see just how many places it gets blown for nothing. $100 million here, $500 million there, $5 billion over there, $300 million there. People wo198×30.2M57k7.6k1.8k
2Nov 27, '24The entirety of the Joe Rogan <> Marc Andreeseen podcast is fascinating, but please, please listen to this part. The abuse of power within unaccountable (and arguably unconst164×25M47k15k19k
3Feb 6, '25Remember how Elon bought Twitter and totally destroyed the company through his own hubris? (At least that’s what I read). Turns out it’s not only profitable, but profit has doubled114×17.3M18k2k1.7k
4Sep 1, '24So the “Chase unlimited money glitch” that went viral on TikTok was: * Writing yourself a giant check * Mobile depositing that check * Going to an ATM to withdraw cash before the c88×13.4M111k7.1k7.6k
5Jul 12, '25The likelihood that he’s dead is just really, really high71.6×10.9M134k2.8k4.9k
6Jul 24, '24So in a strange turn of events it turns out that, despite having a funny-looking swing, Trump is indeed a very, very good golfer. Definitely capable of winning club tournaments and69.7×10.6M35k1.5k2.4k
7Aug 18, '24This is one of my favorite threads on X. People who don’t lift dismissively mocking average people for not being able to curl 50kg (110 pounds). And jacked gym bros explaining how 66.5×10.1M56k2.4k5.6k
8Apr 24, '24It’s difficult to describe how insane a 25% tax on unrealized capital gains is. Not a one-time 25% hit. It’s compounding, annually taking 25% of every dollar of potential increase 60.8×9.2M20k3.8k1.7k
9Jul 2, '23A snail travels around 1mm/s. That’s 31.54 km/yr (19.6 miles/yr) assuming it never rests. It would take 126 years to travel from LA to NYC (ignoring sleep/rest and geography). Comm55.9×8.5M16k1k313
10Jul 13, '23New mortgage math is brutal. Say you buy a $1m house with $200k down at a 7% rate ($800k mortgage). Over the first three years you pay $193k ($5,322/mo.) After those $193k of payme50.9×7.7M28k3.4k3.1k
11Mar 5, '25It feels like we've reached ultimate laptop design. Where can Apple possibly go beyond this? There's nothing left. It's a screen, trackpad, and keyboard. Ridiculous performance, 1844.2×6.7M15k3071.8k
12May 13, '24Am I crazy or are real-time translation and Duolingo… not at all competing products?44×6.7M60k1.6k996
13Mar 28, '24Everyone is ripping on this girl for feeling entitled to a more impressive job just because of her degrees. But some of the responsibility should be shared by the people who told h43.3×6.6M34k1.9k3k
14May 7, '23Yahoo bought a platform that was 90% porn for $1.1 Billion and subsequently banned the porn. Really wild decision making.37.8×5.7M41k4.1k855
15Dec 1, '23This is what the ultimate male friendship looks like36.2×5.5M40k1.7k2.5k
16Sep 23, '24John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read35.6×5.4M75k6.9k9.9k
17Apr 16, '24To rent Dune 2 is $24.99. To buy Dune 2 is $29.99. 10/10 pricing strategy. Congratulations to all involved.35.4×5.4M36k720653
18Mar 25, '24This happens all the time. Universities very literally are not training you for a job as a software engineer. They are training you in the academic field of the science of computin34.6×5.3M35k2.2k5.5k
19Jul 16, '23Incredible31.3×4.8M28k1.2k1k
20Sep 12, '24Wife: “What did your teacher remember about September 11th?” Nine-year-old: “She was only four then, she doesn’t remember it at all.”31×4.7M123k2.6k2.5k
21Jul 16, '24Forget politics, this is hard to watch on a purely human level. Let this poor guy rest.30.1×4.6M15k1.8k4.7k
22Jul 11, '23By the time a man is 40 he must choose an intellectual hobby. These are the only options: 1. World War II 2. Genghis Kahn 3. Greeks/Romans 4. Napoleon 5. Revolutionary + Civil War 30×4.6M24k1.5k1.9k
23Jul 16, '23Tried to grab a Starlink for a family camping trip but was too short notice to have it shipped on time. Look on Facebook marketplace and people are *renting them out* for $25-30/da29.5×4.5M14k6482.2k
24Mar 8, '25Without even looking it up I’m fairly certain that the national parks don’t bring in $55 Billion in revenue29.2×4.4M36k756592
25Jan 21, '23“I’m going to quit tech and go work on a farm” is really compelling if you don’t know what working on a farm is like23.7×3.6M17k739162
26Dec 9, '23Hahahahaha22.8×3.5M17k423462
27Jan 10, '25Do we have to pretend like a murdered out black nearly silent nearly indestructible car that goes 0-60 in 2.6 seconds isn’t cool?21.7×3.3M47k1.1k1.1k
28Mar 4, '23Joe Rogan: “My dad was abusive and manipulative.” Joe Rogan’s dad: “That’s not true! I could beat you up right now. Also, I will reveal negative things about you unless you do what20.9×3.2M23k1.1k1.6k
29Jun 6, '25Tomorrow wraps up the first 5 months of my kids attending the school where all of the learning is powered by AI (and no teachers). I get asked almost every day what the experience 19.9×3M16k1.5k13k
30May 13, '24Six-year-old: “Dad, do you have $100?” Me: “…Yes.” Six-year-old: “That means between your $100 and my $4 we can buy a water slide!”19.9×3M44k656401
31Apr 2, '23Community Notes my favorite Twitter feature in a long time. I mean, how do you get such very basic details wrong? And now if you do it’s there for all to see.19.2×2.9M17k1.3k93
32Sep 12, '25So Charlie Kirk’s murderer was a middle class 4.0 student from southern Utah who grew up hunting and whose dad worked in the Sheriff office. On full ride at Utah State for academic19×2.9M35k1.3k2k
33Aug 10, '24OK stupid question. TSA limits liquids, gels and aerosols that passengers can bring through airport security. But there’s no requirement around items being room temperature. What i17.8×2.7M21k175839
34Apr 20, '24This is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen. Harry Mack is incredible.17.7×2.7M15k2.3k8.2k
35Oct 30, '23For real though can I hire this courtroom portrait artist17.6×2.7M22k2.2k447
36Dec 7, '23Breaking Bad16.9×2.6M14k391432
37Jun 24, '25I don’t say this lightly: Zohran Mamdani’s proposal for New York City to drive down food prices by having the city run its own grocery stores is the most economically delusional th16.8×2.6M19k1.8k1.2k
38Nov 25, '23“Nah I don’t even use that social network anymore.” “Why?” “IBM and Comcast stopped posting there.”15.1×2.3M22k1k277
39Jul 25, '25Calling the Tea hack a "hack" is honestly a stretch. They put everything in a publicly accessible DB. Not in the "they didn't encrypt" sense, in the "literally publicly accessible 14.4×2.2M36k2.1k4.2k
40Feb 5, '25You people are overreacting. It’s not like taxpayers are sending $8.1 million/year to Politico. Politico has a premium tier that costs an average of $34,000/year and federal agenci14.3×2.2M27k2.6k1.9k
41Mar 13, '25I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for when the Google team realized, “You know what, if you look at the cumulative number of miles of roads on the planet… we could actuall14.3×2.2M58k1.5k2.2k
42Oct 20, '24Wait I thought Trump just pulled up at a random McDonald’s and they put him on the payroll for a few hours as a fry cook. You mean to tell me this was an organized event?13.5×2.1M34k1.2k366
43Jan 29, '24This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever read. First, the FAA gave secret code words to students in the Black Caucus of Federal Aviation Employees to put in their resume that w13.2×2M18k5.1k3.5k
44Apr 24, '25I took out $73,280 in student loans and made interest-only payments like clockwork for 15 years. Now they’re telling me I somehow still owe $73,280? How is that possible?12.6×1.9M17k445530
45Dec 12, '23It’s still absolutely wild to me that people are like, “OK I have $100 million dollars I’m going to donate. I know what I’ll do! I’ll make Harvard’s endowment grow from $52.3 Billi12.4×1.9M15k649270
46Dec 23, '24My dad is in the hospital and has figured out that whenever they run labs it sends the results to the patient portal on his app. He takes the results, plugs them into ChatGPT, and 12×1.8M24k1.3k2.4k
47Jan 30, '25Yes it was a noble cause, but I still think it's totally fair to question whether US taxpayers should be required to spend $45 million to provide full-ride scholarships to 135 Burm11.7×1.8M26k1.6k726
48Jan 2, '25Christmas gift from my grandma this year: A 380-page, full-color cookbook with all of her favorite recipes she’s collected over the past 70+ years. She spent the past few years typ11.6×1.8M73k2.9k4.2k
49Oct 11, '25Most convincing argument for private schools I’ve ever read11.2×1.7M19k1.5k1.7k
50Mar 24, '25Was inevitable11×1.7M18k1.5k4.6k
51Jul 9, '24Discussing with my wife whether avocados weren’t really a thing when we were kids or if we were just poor and didn’t know about them10.8×1.6M17k398383
52Mar 28, '25(There’s no world where he hires an artist to do this. The only reason people are doing it at all is because it’s free.)10.8×1.6M43k9261.5k
53Jul 15, '23View post on X10.3×1.6M17k2.3k759
54Oct 18, '25“We dropped the whole ‘no kings’ theme of the protest so as to not upset the monarchy” is so unbelievably funny10.3×1.6M41k4.2k2.3k
55Jun 3, '24There are literally machines that do your laundry and wash your dishes for you. What you call “doing laundry” is putting clothes into and taking them out of that machine.10.1×1.5M19k690725
56Aug 18, '24How did Americans become so economically illiterate that we consider any profit to be “price gouging?” Kroger literally has 1.88% net margin. GTFO. These are the companies that thi10.1×1.5M15k1.4k434
57Apr 15, '25If you opened a gym in an airport you could charge $50/hour9.9×1.5M17k212580
58Dec 7, '24From the now-declassified 1954 CIA manual on assassination, I can’t stop thinking about this line: “Obviously, successful secret assassinations are not recorded as assassination at9.3×1.4M38k1.9k4.5k
59Sep 4, '24giving your kids an unfair advantage in life is part of the point9.0×1.4M32k1.3k638
60Jun 10, '25I cannot believe they shipped this9.0×1.4M15k430440
61Mar 29, '24Six-year-old: “Dad why do you have to go to work?” Me: “If I didn’t go to work who would buy your transformers?” Six-year-old: “Dad the money for transformers doesn’t come from you8.6×1.3M45k1k496
62Apr 9, '24A random thing someone told me once that I now think about constantly: If you feel like you hate everyone, eat. If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. If you feel like you hat8.4×1.3M15k2.2k6.8k
63Mar 15, '25Seeing the people who dumped hundreds of millions of dollars into EVs and EV infrastructure (because of climate change) sell their Teslas for gas-powered SUVs to spite Musk is hila8.2×1.2M25k2.1k503
64Mar 22, '25How have the carriers not solved this?7.6×1.1M13k301226
65Mar 10, '25“Why do police stop me from breaking things when I disagree with people booooooooo”7.3×1.1M40k1.5k552
66Sep 29, '25I know it feels good to pretend like this is true, but actually the richest 1% of the richest 1% don’t drive a Toyota Camry7.2×1.1M15k229492
67Jul 2, '25Must suck being an unemployed software engineer and realizing that Soham Parekh has been hired 79 times in the past 4 years7.2×1.1M25k1.3k1.2k
68Feb 17, '25Stop pretending like 1% of all federal spending is a small amount. $38 Billion is a HUGE amount of money.7.1×1.1M24k1.1k311
69Nov 11, '23You have to admit it's pretty funny that San Francisco will clean itself up practically overnight when an important Communist comes to visit7.1×1.1M17k2.7k247
70Jun 14, '24Fentanyl6.8×1M21k51886
71Aug 12, '25To be fair some companies spend 100x that to learn the same lesson5.8×877k13k4072.2k
72Nov 19, '24Wow, I love the new logo design. So modern, so sleek.5.2×791k20k226237
73Feb 3, '25We’ve gotta stop pretending like spending $47 Billion doesn’t matter because we spend even more money elsewhere. That’s a gargantuan amount of money.5.0×767k30k2.1k343
74Aug 12, '24Absolutely insane. “Since we don’t like what Elon Musk is doing at X… maybe we can find away to arrest him? We can change the laws if necessary.” Imagine suggesting this and thinki4.8×725k22k5k852
75Aug 27, '24By far the most annoying part of TSA is that the rules are different at every airport and they will berate you for not knowing what the rules are4.6×698k14k493157
76Oct 16, '24NO DONT RUIN THE UNINHABITABLE EMPTY PLANET4.6×695k25k705363
77Feb 10, '21Programmers can literally just sit down at a computer and create value for people out of thin air4.6×065k4.6k783
78Sep 10, '22“The world is not driven by greed, it's drive by envy.” — Charlie Munger4.0×043k7.4k3.7k
79Dec 21, '24Every day the internet shows me something crazier than I previously thought possible3.9×585k13k1.3k3.2k
80Dec 15, '22I was very very sad when I learned the Domino’s pizza tracker is entirely fake (based solely on time since order), but I have to commend whatever engineer suggested doing that inst3.8×056k2.2k1.4k
83Jul 9, '24"Sorry, Stalin, I'm gonna do whatever I want; I don't have a boss!"2.9×434k13k452210
84Nov 15, '24(He began disagreeing with you)2.7×414k24k832339
86Nov 8, '24Kids 50 years from now will 100% assume “trumped up charges” is a phrase that came from Donald Trump’s conviction2.5×380k19k924471
87Aug 9, '20The default math class in high school should be Statistics instead of Calculus2.1×028k2.7k243
88Sep 26, '25Engineers! We want to: Fly you to Austin Give you an apartment Clean your room Do your laundry Feed you 3x/day Help you master building with AI And give you a $200k+ job. You pay n2.1×325k14k7277k
89Apr 9, '22Honestly surprised we’re not hearing a little more about the whole, “China has locked down a city of 28.5 million people and they’re starting to go hungry” thing2.1×026k4.5k165
92Sep 5, '21What a year of staying off Twitter does to you1.9×027k2.1k391
95Nov 18, '22People are saying twitter is going to go down as if the way servers stay up is a bunch of infra engineers sitting in the back room pedaling stationary bikes to power the racks1.3×018k1.4k185
96Nov 18, '22If Twitter actually went from 7,500 people to ~900 people, And you assume a $200k/person/yr cost, Headcount costs at Twitter just went from $1.5 Billion/yr to $180 Million/yr.1.2×017k996213
97Dec 14, '21How you feel about Elon Musk is how you feel about yourself1.2×015k741169
98Nov 23, '22Business Insider openly admitting that they don’t care (or check) whether what they’re publishing is true or not because they said “reportedly” in the headline1.1×013k1.6k399
100Oct 16AI backlash is coming. So many people we see think they are AI gods aren't using it well at all, just wasting huge amounts of money without producing much value. The ROI won't be t0.1×9.7k161523

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