| 1 | May 22, '24 | they absolutely had sex, right? no way you don’t end up having sex out of sheer boredom | 91.4× | 36.4M | 131k | 3.3k | 20k |
| 2 | Jun 20, '23 | I don’t think a 19 year old deserves to suffocate to death in a submarine because his dad is rich | 35.6× | 14.2M | 134k | 7.5k | 2.3k |
| 3 | Nov 21, '24 | I think @AOC’s argument about transgender bathroom bans is…pretty much perfect | 34.6× | 13.8M | 53k | 7.5k | 12k |
| 4 | Oct 29, '24 | genuinely dude she is the Vice President of the United States and you are a podcaster. this is absolute diva behavior | 33.2× | 13.2M | 142k | 4.7k | 2.6k |
| 5 | Jun 12, '23 | My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to han | 30.4× | 12.1M | 183k | 6.6k | 3.7k |
| 6 | Feb 15, '25 | holy shit is this true? | 28.3× | 11.3M | 149k | 13k | 13k |
| 7 | Feb 12, '25 | evil | 24.9× | 9.9M | 56k | 3.6k | 1.6k |
| 8 | Sep 11, '24 | I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start | 22.4× | 8.9M | 284k | 24k | 4.9k |
| 9 | Nov 19, '24 | Look, I genuinely don’t care who is in the bathroom with me, but the law you’re proposing says the person on the left should use the women’s bathroom and the person on the right sh | 22× | 8.7M | 91k | 5.2k | 4.1k |
| 10 | Sep 10, '25 | What happened to Charlie Kirk is unconscionable, but it was literally a few months ago that two Democratic state legislators were gunned down by a right wing activist. Let’s not pr | 21.4× | 8.5M | 119k | 14k | 7k |
| 11 | Sep 14, '23 | The Barbies lived in elaborate mansions while quite literally the entire Ken species was permanently homeless | 20.9× | 8.3M | 56k | 1.8k | 2k |
| 12 | Feb 3, '25 | President of the United States | 18× | 7.2M | 307k | 28k | 1.9k |
| 13 | Jan 8, '25 | this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning | 16.7× | 6.6M | 222k | 16k | 5.5k |
| 14 | Sep 12, '25 | “If you read this, you are gay L-M-A-O.” | 16× | 6.4M | 140k | 14k | 21k |
| 15 | Jan 29, '25 | I sincerely apologize to The Boys for saying they were over the top | 15.9× | 6.3M | 252k | 15k | 9.4k |
| 16 | Oct 17, '25 | Did you ever buy anything from a cannabis shop? MAMDANI: *giggles* I have CUOMO: No. SLIWA: I WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES | 14.9× | 5.9M | 142k | 7.3k | 10k |
| 17 | Apr 4, '25 | menswear guy is going to fight a guy outside uniqlo in SF this Sunday. incredible | 14.7× | 5.9M | 114k | 4.7k | 9k |
| 18 | Jul 29, '25 | new political compass just dropped | 14.6× | 5.8M | 58k | 2.8k | 10k |
| 19 | Feb 27, '25 | I hope when I die people honor my memory by posting thirst traps of me | 14.6× | 5.8M | 139k | 8.6k | 2.1k |
| 20 | Aug 7, '25 | because there’s nothing more lesbians hate than scantily clad hot girls doing sexy dances | 14.2× | 5.7M | 197k | 5.3k | 4.3k |
| 21 | Sep 12, '25 | Thinking about how this guy was calling for a Holocaust of trans people yesterday | 13.6× | 5.4M | 247k | 21k | 11k |
| 22 | Dec 27, '24 | vivek talked to white people the way white people talk to black people and they fucking DID NOT LIKE IT lmaooo | 13.6× | 5.4M | 103k | 9.7k | 6.3k |
| 23 | Jul 27, '24 | When people said Shapiro sounded like a Jewish Obama I did not how literal that was | 13.4× | 5.3M | 45k | 3.7k | 9.6k |
| 24 | Jan 2, '25 | idk don’t bring your five year old to the SEXUAL WELLNESS aisle? good lord | 13.1× | 5.2M | 163k | 5k | 1.5k |
| 25 | Apr 2, '25 | the only two countries on earth exempt from Trump’s tariffs are, no joke, Russia and North Korea | 12.3× | 4.9M | 164k | 16k | 4.4k |
| 26 | Jan 28, '25 | one of the Jan 6 guys got released and literally within DAYS got arrested for being a pedo | 11.6× | 4.6M | 189k | 9.9k | 3.9k |
| 27 | Aug 6, '24 | I genuinely did not realize this was meant to be an attack on Tim Walz | 11.6× | 4.6M | 114k | 2.4k | 1.4k |
| 28 | Jul 31, '24 | oh my god JD Vance is INDIAN!!! | 11.1× | 4.4M | 148k | 6.5k | 2.2k |
| 29 | Jul 9, '23 | Zuck is actually doing it lmaooooo | 10.8× | 4.3M | 56k | 1.2k | 815 |
| 30 | Jun 15, '25 | THE SHOOTER: -KILLED TWO DEMOCRATS -HAD A GIANT LIST OF DEMOCRATS HE WANTED TO KILL, INCLUDING ABORTION PROVIDERS -WAS DESCRIBED BY HIS NEIGHBOR AS A HUGE TRUMP SUPPORTER -WAS A RE | 10.7× | 4.3M | 163k | 16k | 4.5k |
| 31 | Jan 8, '25 | movie about a team of degenerate gamblers who single handedly contain a massive fire in order to win a huge score on Polymarket | 10.5× | 4.2M | 92k | 3.7k | 3k |
| 32 | Nov 30, '24 | If Trump actually considers this, Big Ag will shut him in a room and play footage from the JFK assassination from an angle he’s never seen before | 10.3× | 4.1M | 86k | 3.9k | 3.9k |
| 33 | Apr 7, '25 | the Chinese Communist Party posting Reagan speeches about the importance of free trade…what a time to be alive | 10.2× | 4.1M | 87k | 12k | 6.7k |
| 34 | Jul 14, '24 | “he got shot” is like the absolute dumbest reason to hire someone for a job | 9.8× | 3.9M | 168k | 12k | 1.6k |
| 35 | Oct 6, '23 | today this guy codes as “gay left wing dude” but in the 80s he would’ve coded as “rockstar who does coke with hookers” while looking exactly the same | 9.7× | 3.9M | 60k | 4k | 1k |
| 36 | Nov 5, '24 | Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running | 9.6× | 3.8M | 56k | 2.6k | 1.7k |
| 37 | Jul 31, '24 | JD NOOOOOOOO | 9.2× | 3.7M | 95k | 3k | 2.5k |
| 38 | Jul 22, '24 | I cannot believe they are going with “KAMALA HARRIS IS TOO HOT TO BE PRESIDENT” | 8.9× | 3.6M | 108k | 4.7k | 1.4k |
| 39 | Feb 2, '25 | dawg was Mayor Pete really single handedly holding all this shit together?!? | 8.6× | 3.4M | 72k | 3.4k | 1.8k |
| 40 | Jan 8, '25 | to attack firefighters during the middle of a horrific inferno is just so incredibly low | 8.2× | 3.3M | 135k | 7.3k | 1.5k |
| 41 | Aug 21, '21 | I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow | 8.2× | 0 | 412k | 32k | 2.7k |
| 42 | Apr 5, '25 | when I was a kid and helping my dad on construction sites he was working on, he always said, “Son, make you sure you study hard in school so you don’t have to work on your knees li | 7.6× | 3M | 87k | 4.8k | 3k |
| 43 | Jul 21, '24 | both of these are Donald Trump | 7.5× | 3M | 142k | 8.1k | 631 |
| 44 | Sep 14, '24 | the world has entered its spacepunk era | 7.5× | 3M | 87k | 7.2k | 7.4k |
| 45 | Mar 2, '25 | the fact that you saw a guy with his dog and immediately thought about him having sex with the dog does make you the weird one, yeah | 7.3× | 2.9M | 168k | 5.2k | 1.6k |
| 46 | Aug 21, '24 | MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: When they go low, we go high. MICHELLE OBAMA 2024: Fuuuuuuuck that | 7.2× | 2.9M | 116k | 12k | 3k |
| 47 | Oct 16, '24 | I genuinely cannot think of a more legitimate thing to protest than a literal arms expo | 7.0× | 2.8M | 137k | 14k | 2.2k |
| 48 | Oct 16, '25 | The total USAID budget was $35 billion by the way | 7.0× | 2.8M | 70k | 10k | 2.6k |
| 49 | Feb 22, '25 | wow, I’m so glad we fired air traffic controllers and park rangers to pay for $200M of ads to tell migrants to go home…in English…on Fox News… | 7.0× | 2.8M | 106k | 12k | 3.2k |
| 50 | Mar 4, '25 | Jesus Fucking Christ are we going to do this every month | 6.9× | 2.8M | 70k | 3.6k | 1.3k |
| 51 | Jan 29, '24 | they’re literally just mad at Black peoples skiiing now | 6.9× | 2.7M | 57k | 2.3k | 1.1k |
| 52 | Jul 14, '24 | remembering how Donald Trump’s folks reacted the last time someone tried to assassinate a political leader | 6.7× | 2.7M | 60k | 11k | 2.5k |
| 53 | Jul 30, '25 | Every Democrat voted to ban Congressional stock trading, and every Republican but one voted no | 6.7× | 2.7M | 60k | 2.8k | 2.1k |
| 54 | Nov 25, '24 | this still makes me so angry. some guy risked everything to make it to America, is working a crappy gig to try to scrape, and you’re throwing a hissy fit that his English isn’t imm | 6.6× | 2.6M | 75k | 4k | 1.5k |
| 55 | Nov 2, '23 | If you can do this without wiping out I support your fare being free | 6.6× | 2.6M | 71k | 5.7k | 808 |
| 56 | Jul 24, '24 | 👑 | 6.3× | 2.5M | 56k | 4.5k | 1.6k |
| 57 | Feb 4, '25 | counterpoint: | 6.1× | 2.4M | 55k | 2.3k | 2.5k |
| 58 | Nov 11, '24 | I have an uncle who flipped Biden-Trump and I just now learned he is literally a pure swing voter, every four years he’s mad at the incumbent and votes for change | 5.8× | 2.3M | 89k | 966 | 1.9k |
| 59 | Apr 18, '25 | the left photo has a convicted criminal; the right one does not | 5.8× | 2.3M | 101k | 7.4k | 1k |
| 60 | May 8, '25 | Smart play for the Vatican to go with an American Pope to avoid tariffs | 5.8× | 2.3M | 62k | 6.3k | 1.3k |
| 61 | Aug 11, '24 | why does every attack on Kamala make her seem awesome | 5.7× | 2.3M | 86k | 2.5k | 1.4k |
| 62 | May 31, '24 | nobody being above the law is good, actually | 5.6× | 2.2M | 79k | 3.4k | 682 |
| 63 | Feb 19, '25 | Trump’s attorney explicitly says in the court that he was not aware that not everyone has an xx or xy chromosome | 5.6× | 2.2M | 58k | 3.5k | 3k |
| 64 | Mar 13, '25 | Donald Trump never released his tax returns, despite pledging to do so. Sanders and Warren routinely disclose their financial holdings as Senators, all of which are public and easi | 5.5× | 2.2M | 105k | 6.2k | 1.7k |
| 65 | Apr 4, '25 | The California Republic begins | 5.4× | 2.2M | 64k | 2.8k | 1.8k |
| 66 | Oct 3, '24 | buddy he tweets like 100x a day | 5.4× | 2.1M | 76k | 1.6k | 641 |
| 67 | Feb 21, '25 | the degree to which you people revel in your cruelty will be your downfall | 5.2× | 2.1M | 67k | 2.8k | 2k |
| 68 | Oct 13, '24 | they spent an entire month lying that Biden was denying aid to North Carolina for political reasons and then Trump just came out and said he’d deny aid to California for political | 5.1× | 2M | 66k | 9.9k | 2k |
| 69 | May 3, '25 | ohhhh nooo I cut off life saving medication for millions of people and now nobody wants to hang out with meeee 😭 | 5.0× | 2M | 91k | 7.3k | 1.9k |
| 70 | Sep 11, '24 | @elonmusk this shit is creepy man | 4.9× | 2M | 51k | 325 | 167 |
| 71 | Jul 14, '24 | just the most profoundly brain meltingly stupid reason to vote for someone for President. utterly asinine | 4.6× | 1.8M | 50k | 1.9k | 319 |
| 72 | Mar 10, '25 | ewwww ewwww ewwww | 4.6× | 1.8M | 119k | 4.1k | 2.8k |
| 73 | Oct 30, '24 | as someone who grew up under George W. Bush it is wild to me how some people have convinced themselves Republicans are the anti-war party | 4.5× | 1.8M | 54k | 2.7k | 811 |
| 74 | Apr 12, '25 | right now, if I import the parts to make a computer, I pay a massive tariff, but if I import the fully assembled computer, I get no tariff. truly a genius plan to reshore manufactu | 4.3× | 1.7M | 51k | 4.3k | 1.8k |
| 75 | Apr 4, '25 | You do realize the price of oil is collapsing because investors expect the economy to collapse, right? | 4.3× | 1.7M | 51k | 2.7k | 860 |
| 76 | Sep 14, '24 | this is just getting uglier and uglier and uglier | 4.2× | 1.7M | 53k | 4.9k | 809 |
| 77 | Jun 12, '23 | It felt like we’re both low level dealers making an exchange on the orders of our respective cartel bosses | 4.1× | 1.6M | 83k | 1.6k | 229 |
| 78 | Aug 4, '21 | as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart | 3.8× | 0 | 189k | 14k | 755 |
| 79 | Feb 10, '25 | trump was mad they insulted pedophiles | 3.8× | 1.5M | 71k | 4.7k | 767 |
| 80 | Apr 2, '25 | Trump listed Ecuador as a currency manipulator even though Ecuador’s currency is…the US dollar | 3.8× | 1.5M | 51k | 3.9k | 1.3k |
| 81 | Nov 7, '24 | i’d be sad if my wife lost a presidential election too | 3.7× | 1.5M | 73k | 850 | 744 |
| 82 | Jun 20, '25 | I gotta say, Zohran responding to someone threatening to car bomb him with “bruh I don’t own a car” is such an Urbanist Gigachad move | 3.6× | 1.4M | 69k | 2.4k | 1.5k |
| 83 | Sep 25, '25 | it kind of blows that the Vice President just lies constantly | 3.6× | 1.4M | 72k | 3.5k | 708 |
| 84 | Oct 2, '24 | you can’t make this argument when Trump is very publicly chickening out of a second debate | 3.5× | 1.4M | 72k | 1.8k | 434 |
| 85 | Nov 1, '24 | all of the attacks on Tim Walz are like “he was a really caring football coach who inspired me not to give up” and “he banged a hot Chinese lady when he studied abroad” lmao | 3.5× | 1.4M | 56k | 1.8k | 1.1k |
| 86 | Aug 1, '24 | the fact that trump has had nothing but bad news since he got shot at suggests to me he was fated to die that day and his continued survival is unraveling the timeline | 3.3× | 1.3M | 54k | 1.9k | 1.3k |
| 87 | Jul 29, '24 | what’s weird about JD Vance is not about how he runs his own life, but about how he wants to run yours | 3.3× | 1.3M | 49k | 2k | 298 |
| 88 | Mar 10, '25 | the jubilee guy who was SO smug and self righteous in asserting his belief that government agencies get tax cuts for hiring Black people has really broken me. my brain can't handle | 3.3× | 1.3M | 58k | 2.1k | 1.7k |
| 89 | Mar 2, '25 | TRUMP: we simply cannot afford to pay park rangers and cancer researchers ALSO TRUMP: we must spend billions on shitcoins | 3.2× | 1.3M | 50k | 8.3k | 1.6k |
| 90 | Feb 22, '25 | Imagine being so blindly racist you are willing to kill our national parks to stop Asian people from visiting them | 3.0× | 1.2M | 51k | 3.9k | 1.2k |
| 91 | Apr 12, '25 | dawg you are CANADIAN | 3.0× | 1.2M | 49k | 1.2k | 950 |
| 92 | Mar 4, '25 | ELON: I will go on the Daily Show if it’s unedited JON STEWART: Game on! Let’s go! ELON: | 2.9× | 1.1M | 61k | 2.8k | 980 |
| 93 | Aug 6, '24 | YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD | 2.8× | 1.1M | 52k | 1.9k | 527 |
| 94 | Sep 21, '25 | honoring your dead friend by burying the hatchet with your pedophile bestie. heartwarming 😢 | 2.8× | 1.1M | 76k | 2.8k | 611 |
| 95 | Sep 20, '25 | “We DO NOT CARE” about a government official taking bribes. Wow | 2.7× | 1.1M | 52k | 7.5k | 1.3k |
| 96 | Nov 10, '25 | you really can’t do “omg politician committed adultery” thing while enthusiastically backing DONALD TRUMP thing | 2.7× | 1.1M | 60k | 3.1k | 1.2k |
| 97 | Sep 29, '21 | a new era in Japanese politics begins | 2.1× | 0 | 95k | 12k | 818 |
| 98 | May 10, '21 | incredible headline | 1.6× | 0 | 81k | 4.5k | 595 |
| 99 | Nov 15, '20 | I’m increasingly convinced the secret to progressive change in America is for Democrats to run on a centrist platform, implement very left policy, and then lie relentlessly about i | 1.1× | 0 | 51k | 4.7k | 758 |
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