| 1 | Oct 13, '25 | if you've ever been into dan and phil you might want to be online in an hour or so | 115× | 15.6M | 90k | 5.2k | 3.3k |
| 2 | Sep 21, '23 | gonna confess i’m still not sure what the ring from lord of the rings actually did except make you invisible and angry | 78.8× | 10.7M | 71k | 2.6k | 1.3k |
| 3 | Oct 19, '25 | 16 years since i met this loser!!! | 43.4× | 5.9M | 176k | 15k | 3.6k |
| 4 | Oct 15, '23 | View post on X | 42.3× | 5.7M | 54k | 2.3k | 1.3k |
| 5 | Oct 15, '23 | what the fuck | 41.3× | 5.6M | 54k | 3k | 910 |
| 6 | Jan 30, '24 | my birthday stream with dan raised over $83,000 for the palestine children’s relief fund!! and i now have an eyebrow slit.. thank you all for being such a kind/chaotic audience 💜� | 41× | 5.6M | 79k | 9.4k | 838 |
| 7 | Sep 15, '23 | Dan: black and white Phil: green and blue Dan and Phil’s audience: | 31.7× | 4.3M | 63k | 4.7k | 1k |
| 8 | Nov 14, '23 | No but seriously imagine it: | 31.5× | 4.3M | 57k | 9.3k | 1.7k |
| 9 | Dec 17, '22 | Did the inventor of the bicycle seat ever actually see the shape of a human ass? | 27.3× | 3.7M | 90k | 3.7k | 496 |
| 10 | Jun 20, '23 | I get so confused when Americans explain their school system to me it’s like pre-garden, kindergarden, half school, mid school, eagle academy, elementary prep, high school, higher | 25.8× | 3.5M | 93k | 4k | 1.3k |
| 11 | Jun 6, '23 | what’s up with these 72 and 96 hour deodorants? please have a shower if you can | 21× | 2.8M | 79k | 2.5k | 428 |
| 12 | Jul 13, '23 | why did I think this was real for a second | 15.2× | 2.1M | 60k | 1.9k | 262 |
| 13 | Sep 10, '23 | why is putting on shoes so embarrassing i always end up sat on someone’s hallway floor fighting for my life as they’re trying to say goodbye to me | 14.5× | 2M | 60k | 3.3k | 443 |
| 14 | Jun 13, '19 | Me: When I make a video about my sexuality at some point it’ll be pretty low-key y’know Dan: Hold my pride flag- *45 minute masterpiece later* | 4.7× | 0 | 199k | 34k | 1.5k |
| 15 | Jun 30, '19 | I felt it was time to share this as hopefully my story will help! Coming Out To You - | 3.3× | 0 | 125k | 23k | 865 |
| 16 | Aug 10, '19 | Sat eating dinner when suddenly someone’s poodle jumped on the table and started licking Dan’s face?? | 3.3× | 0 | 145k | 17k | 1.7k |
| 17 | Jun 13, '19 | For real Dan has worked so hard on this video!! Super proud of him and the messages it sends 🏳️🌈 | 2.9× | 0 | 142k | 14k | 245 |
| 18 | Feb 10, '21 | OnlyPhans | 2.3× | 0 | 113k | 6.8k | 415 |
| 19 | Aug 20, '16 | Dan burnt his finger on a toaster lol | 2.3× | 0 | 85k | 22k | 47 |
| 20 | Jun 11, '20 | Happy day of birth to @danielhowell! Here’s some faves from my camera roll this year 🎈🎈 | 2.2× | 0 | 104k | 11k | 697 |
| 21 | Aug 13, '16 | Dan found his new video so exciting he fell asleep while editing it! Get hyped guys | 2.2× | 0 | 78k | 23k | 309 |
| 22 | Jun 11, '19 | Merry Birthmas @danielhowell! Here are my fave pics of you from my camera roll this year 🎈✨ | 2.1× | 0 | 98k | 12k | 623 |
| 23 | Jun 17, '19 | My phone just loudly rang while I was already pretending to have a conversation to avoid talking to a taxi driver so the week is off to a good start | 2.0× | 0 | 98k | 7.3k | 160 |
| 24 | Jun 11, '17 | Happy birthday @danielhowell! Here is a photo of you gracefully losing at Mario Kart 🎈🎉 | 1.9× | 0 | 72k | 20k | 77 |
| 25 | Jun 25, '16 | Amazingdanisnotasepticeye @danisnotonfire @Jack_Septic_Eye | 1.9× | 0 | 69k | 18k | 28 |
| 26 | Sep 20, '18 | Bartender in Mumbai just pointed at Dan and asked me “Sir, how old is the boy?” he literally thought Dan was my son | 1.8× | 0 | 81k | 11k | 412 |
| 27 | Jul 22, '19 | Printer: *doesn’t work* Me: | 1.8× | 0 | 82k | 8.2k | 744 |
| 28 | Sep 5, '16 | My Japan panda wish came true! 🐼💜🇯🇵 @wwf_uk | 1.8× | 0 | 61k | 21k | 10 |
| 29 | Apr 12, '18 | Dan somehow accidentally introduced himself to someone as Phil today so I guess we are now Phil and Phil | 1.8× | 0 | 76k | 11k | 134 |
| 30 | Jun 11, '18 | Happy birthday to @danielhowell! Here’s some of my fave pics of you from my camera roll 🎁🎉🎈 | 1.7× | 0 | 70k | 14k | 394 |
| 31 | Jul 9, '19 | I'm in LA and a woman is complaining about the hotel breakfast not having 'fresh honey'.. did she want them to milk the bee in front of her or something? | 1.7× | 0 | 85k | 6.8k | 155 |
| 32 | Aug 5, '19 | My dad got an Alexa and politely says good morning to her every day so she won’t kill him in the robot uprising | 1.7× | 0 | 84k | 7.3k | 160 |
| 33 | Jul 3, '19 | Here’s my restaurant concept: just the bread and butter but it never stops | 1.6× | 0 | 74k | 8.6k | 112 |
| 34 | Oct 14, '16 | What am I even sitting next to right now | 1.6× | 0 | 58k | 16k | 17 |
| 35 | Jun 8, '16 | @danisnotonfire | 1.6× | 0 | 48k | 21k | 54 |
| 36 | Mar 18, '16 | Um | 1.6× | 0 | 52k | 19k | 40 |
| 37 | Jan 29, '18 | JUST SAW HAMILTON! The second photo represents my current feelings | 1.6× | 0 | 67k | 9.9k | 55 |
| 38 | Sep 10, '16 | Time to film Dil's Wedding! I'm going to try not to cry 😭 | 1.6× | 0 | 53k | 15k | 6 |
| 39 | Feb 7, '16 | HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY TO MY CHANNEL! 🎈#10YearsofAmazingPhil it'll be off to college before I know it 😮thanks for all the lovely messages guys! | 1.5× | 0 | 50k | 19k | 27 |
| 40 | Jun 11, '16 | Landed in Vegas! Time to celebrate a DANTASTIC BIRTHDAY #HappyBirthdayDan 🎈 | 1.5× | 0 | 52k | 18k | 45 |
| 41 | Feb 28, '21 | You had to be there | 1.5× | 0 | 72k | 7.1k | 270 |
| 42 | Nov 22, '17 | Can you smell the sharpies in the distance? #PINOF9 | 1.5× | 0 | 56k | 12k | 12 |
| 43 | Oct 7, '19 | My neighbour just had a baby and instead of congratulating her like a normal human I said ‘well done on the baby making’ and then saluted wtf is wrong with me | 1.5× | 0 | 74k | 5.4k | 194 |
| 44 | Aug 30, '17 | A leaf just fell on my head | 1.5× | 0 | 60k | 12k | 4 |
| 45 | Jun 19, '19 | I wonder if dogs prefer being called cute names like Fluffball or weirdly human ones like Gary | 1.5× | 0 | 71k | 6.2k | 84 |
| 46 | Aug 29, '19 | Say hello to Norman the splendorous betta! 🐟✨ | 1.4× | 0 | 69k | 5.1k | 107 |
| 47 | Nov 26, '18 | Delivery man: nice hair Me: thanks I just got it cut Delivery man: i said ‘sign here’ Me: Me: Me: *moves to antarctica* | 1.4× | 0 | 67k | 7.8k | 117 |
| 48 | Nov 30, '16 | hi i'm phil and i'm a terrible flat mate who steals cereal and leaves kitchen cupboards open and i deserve to live to leave in great shame 🙈 | 1.4× | 0 | 53k | 13k | 78 |
| 49 | Jul 24, '19 | A lady just dropped a whole tray of iced coffees in the park so some ants are about to be CAFFEINATED | 1.4× | 0 | 73k | 4.6k | 78 |
| 50 | Jul 29, '16 | @danisnotonfire 😳 I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative | 1.4× | 0 | 52k | 14k | 38 |
| 51 | May 23, '17 | My thoughts are with anyone affected by what happened in Manchester tonight. 😞❤️ | 1.4× | 0 | 56k | 14k | 7 |
| 52 | Jul 7, '19 | I wasn't at London pride yesterday but seeing all the photos and support for the community has made my heart very happy 🏳️🌈 | 1.4× | 0 | 72k | 4.9k | 88 |
| 53 | Jan 30, '17 | 😗🎂 | 1.4× | 0 | 52k | 13k | 5 |
| 54 | Apr 16, '17 | Help | 1.4× | 0 | 53k | 12k | 47 |
| 55 | Oct 5, '16 | Here's how @danisnotonfire is celebrating the release of our #TATINOF films | 1.4× | 0 | 49k | 14k | 17 |
| 56 | Sep 6, '17 | *googles mild medical issue* *plans funeral* | 1.4× | 0 | 55k | 11k | 2 |
| 57 | Jan 9, '17 | For a second I got really excited that I could wink with both eyes at the same time and then remembered blinking was a thing | 1.4× | 0 | 49k | 12k | 4 |
| 58 | Jan 8, '17 | Dear Phil of 5 mins ago: DON'T ACCIDENTALLY PUT A METAL FORK IN THE MICROWAVE. Love from a thankfully still alive Phil of the future x | 1.3× | 0 | 50k | 10k | 5 |
| 59 | Jan 30, '22 | Why do I keep letting Dan get my birthday cake | 1.3× | 0 | 69k | 3.5k | 315 |
| 60 | Jan 10, '17 | Turns out the 'weird smell' in our hallway wasn't the old carpet but apparently we've had a gas leak for FOUR YEARS. Glad I don't smoke! 😅 | 1.3× | 0 | 53k | 9.2k | 8 |
| 61 | Mar 6, '21 | Vaccinate me daddy | 1.3× | 0 | 61k | 5.5k | 163 |
| 62 | Jul 28, '19 | Shout out to the kid who just screamed SILLY MAN in my face. He’s not wrong | 1.3× | 0 | 64k | 4.6k | 103 |
| 63 | Mar 18, '18 | I thought I was playing Fortnite alone but realised I accidentally chose ‘duo’ when a stranger shouted HELLO through my speakers and I had 6 actual heart attacks | 1.3× | 0 | 60k | 7.2k | 39 |
| 64 | Sep 7, '19 | I bought my fish a tiny plastic leaf to rest on and I will now spend the rest of the weekend staring at the tank until he sits on it. | 1.3× | 0 | 67k | 3.8k | 84 |
| 65 | Apr 26, '18 | Just accidentally said ‘incest’ while trying to say ‘I don’t mind insects’ so that’s how my day is going | 1.3× | 0 | 57k | 8.3k | 67 |
| 66 | Jun 11, '21 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNYBOY! Here’s some of the most flattering pics from my camera roll this year 🎉@danielhowell #happybirthdaydan | 1.3× | 0 | 64k | 5.5k | 433 |
| 67 | Mar 30, '18 | 🐰 COMING TOMORROW 🐰 | 1.3× | 0 | 55k | 7.6k | 40 |
| 68 | Apr 3, '16 | Face swapping with my grandma was a MISTAKE | 1.3× | 0 | 49k | 12k | 1 |
| 69 | Oct 18, '19 | Today someone told me that they sleep without a pillow and it has disturbed me to my core | 1.3× | 0 | 63k | 4.3k | 78 |
| 70 | Nov 26, '16 | I'm wearing all black today?! Maybe I accidentally swapped souls with Dan | 1.3× | 0 | 49k | 11k | 9 |
| 71 | Nov 4, '18 | I’ve been in hospital all day as I fainted! (I’m ok now) Dan is convinced I got abducted by aliens as I don’t remember it happening 👽 | 1.3× | 0 | 59k | 4.6k | 101 |
| 72 | Nov 30, '19 | Got an email from someone called Lester Phillips. Not sure if I should fight him to the death or marry him so he can become Lester Lester | 1.3× | 0 | 62k | 4.8k | 225 |
| 73 | Jul 15, '19 | Arrived at an Airbnb and this is above my bed. Can’t wait for an evil witch to eat me in my sleep. | 1.3× | 0 | 63k | 3.5k | 121 |
| 74 | Jan 3, '18 | Starting with the dog’s face was a bad idea it keeps looking at me like ‘father why did you make me this way I am in pain’ | 1.2× | 0 | 57k | 7.3k | 5 |
| 75 | Nov 15, '17 | Some child outside is screaming that he can’t take a pigeon home. Just let him adopt the damn pigeon Janet | 1.2× | 0 | 53k | 9.1k | 3 |
| 76 | Oct 10, '16 | I was mopping the floor and singing Sia's chandelier in high pitch and then heard my neighbours laugh at me from their garden 😳 time to move | 1.2× | 0 | 48k | 11k | 0 |
| 77 | May 22, '16 | Just went to see the White House with @danisnotonfire! Hopefully Obama will come to the show tonight. | 1.2× | 0 | 48k | 11k | 8 |
| 78 | Aug 19, '17 | Finally found my good angle | 1.2× | 0 | 51k | 8.2k | 11 |
| 79 | Dec 10, '16 | Me and my brother just got mistakenly called 'sir and madam' on the train and now we're trying to figure out who was madam | 1.2× | 0 | 51k | 10k | 7 |
| 80 | Sep 9, '18 | A lady went to the toilet on the plane and when she got back her boyfriend said ‘I missed you sooo much’ She just went for a wee not to war Tommy | 1.2× | 0 | 54k | 7k | 139 |
| 81 | Aug 22, '17 | As a kid I was so excited about becoming an adult and having midnight snacks whenever I wanted. This slice of toast is for you tiny phil | 1.2× | 0 | 53k | 7.7k | 23 |
| 82 | Feb 19, '17 | I heard a couple arguing outside my window so I opened it to have a cheeky look but they saw me and I banged my head on the frame in shock 💀 | 1.2× | 0 | 49k | 8.3k | 4 |
| 83 | Sep 14, '16 | Helping Dan film a sketch and I gesticulated so hard that I punched a suitcase. Hopefully my injured fingers will be worth it for his video! | 1.2× | 0 | 48k | 9.6k | 3 |
| 84 | Aug 25, '19 | Trying to think of a cooler backstory for the large cut on my leg rather than ‘I accidentally walked into an open dishwasher’ | 1.2× | 0 | 58k | 3.4k | 74 |
| 85 | Aug 25, '20 | Why are you like this | 1.2× | 0 | 58k | 3.3k | 197 |
| 86 | Jan 26, '20 | I was sat in the cinema about to watch 1917 and the person next to me asked their friend what year the movie was set in | 1.1× | 0 | 57k | 3.6k | 160 |
| 87 | Dec 10, '19 | I’d rather they kept my package than have to deal with this horror | 1.1× | 0 | 56k | 3.9k | 125 |
| 88 | Nov 13, '17 | I ordered Mexican food and when the delivery guy knocked on the door I stood up so fast to open it that all the blood left my brain and I almost fainted into his arms. He’d have th | 1.1× | 0 | 51k | 6.4k | 7 |
| 89 | Dec 17, '18 | Why am I so weird?? my neighbour started to leave their apartment at the same time as me so to avoid talking to them I tried to quickly dash back in but my door had closed so they | 1.1× | 0 | 52k | 4.6k | 92 |
| 90 | Mar 19, '21 | I miss the cinema so much I might get Dan to sit behind me in the dark and loudly crunch on some snacks | 1.1× | 0 | 58k | 2.5k | 162 |
| 91 | May 7, '18 | At breakfast in a hotel this morning I helped a woman rescue her crumpet that was stuck in the toaster and she called me a ‘true hero’. Looks like there is a new avenger in town | 1.1× | 0 | 49k | 5.9k | 34 |
| 92 | Sep 22, '18 | Close enough | 1.1× | 0 | 51k | 4.9k | 70 |
| 93 | Nov 11, '21 | I saw the front door opening and assumed Dan was walking in so I just greeted an electrician by shouting ‘HI RAT’ | 1.0× | 0 | 54k | 3k | 488 |
| 94 | Aug 23, '20 | Just said a sofa was ‘so comfy it makes my ass clap’ and apparently I don’t understand what that phrase means | 1.0× | 0 | 52k | 2.9k | 243 |
| 95 | Jan 12, '21 | Sad smol blue fish news.. our beloved betta Norman has passed away. May he swim in peace 🐟💙 | 1.0× | 0 | 51k | 2.3k | 212 |
| 96 | Oct 12 | Who is the Mum and the Dad in our Relationship? | 1.0× | 136k | 4.6k | 404 | 57 |
| 97 | Jan 9, '21 | pov: you are a pringle and I can’t stop | 1.0× | 0 | 52k | 3.1k | 143 |
| 98 | Jun 25, '19 | For a year I’ve been releasing all the bugs I catch in my room into the same bush outside so it’s probably a horrifying insect battle royale in there now 🐞🔪 | 1.0× | 0 | 51k | 2.8k | 59 |
| 99 | Jul 2, '19 | 😊 | 1.0× | 0 | 50k | 3.6k | 80 |
| 100 | Jan 4, '20 | Just got an xbox message saying ‘nice playing today man :)’ and I felt all wholesome until I saw their name was CatPiss19 | 1.0× | 0 | 50k | 3k | 117 |
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